chat-in-the-chat

[outer elbow]

@sage marlin where did bro come from

[lean vector]

Guilty

[fervent karma]

i remember crashing out like three times right before eco exam

[carmine path]

Why are we shooting toes

[indigo otter]

Ik it

[fervent karma]

no?????

[carmine path]

I BROUGHT MY TWIN

[indigo otter]

State or cbse?

[indigo otter]

Then

[outer elbow]

@tight field im dropping bro

[fervent karma]

cbse

[hollow kernel]

What about 17-02-2025

[fervent karma]

90

[tight field]

buh?

[indigo otter]

Eco seems easy tho

[tight field]

[fervent karma]

but thats not the point

[indigo otter]

I feel like 11th eco was harder

[outer elbow]

Wait

[indigo otter]

Okay bro

[fervent karma]

bro

[indigo otter]

Ur boards did not go bad

[tight field]

waiting

[fervent karma]

it is yeah

[indigo otter]

I'm only in like 6 chapters combining both books

[fervent karma]

bro eco brought my

[outer elbow]

High on a hot losing streak

[sage marlin]

On aint being held

[fervent karma]

% down

[sage marlin]

Its floating

[indigo otter]

How much did u get in eco

[fervent karma]

plus our teacher was so useless

[fervent karma]

80 smth

i think

[tight field]

no it’s being tossed up and down

[indigo otter]

Honestly I need to focus mostly on accounts like bst and eco seem easier than last year

So should be manageable

[tight field]

finna throw a fastball with it

✌️

[outer elbow]

@tight field imma drop to c+

your better then me

[fervent karma]

i had to watch rajat arora during exam week

[tight field]

nuh uh

[indigo otter]

That's good

[tight field]

oh wait

[fervent karma]

lowk he saved me from failing

[indigo otter]

Wallahi bro his notes are so goated

[tight field]

Are you gonna do a 40L

[carmine path]

The day Me and my man became Forever

https://tenor.com/view/riah-lobster-lobster-good-morning-good-morning-lobster-gif-5805205977115901722

[fervent karma]

I KNOW RIGHTTTT

[indigo otter]

Never watched his classes but his notes are so good

[fervent karma]

he was so good bro

[tight field]

DID YOU SAY

[carmine path]

Csn you tell i have a huge crush on him

[carmine path]

NQKDNIEHEBEW

MY MAM

[winter harbor]

@autumn hemlock this new mrt line yeah, got me walking across Singapore just to get from the bus stop to the apartment

[carmine path]

https://tenor.com/view/riah-lobster-lobster-good-morning-good-morning-lobster-gif-5805205977115901722

[tight field]

MAM?????????

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/552953313914781699/1447381884202913864/ref_WHAT.gif

jokinggggg

[fervent karma]

bro we MIGHT have eco in the future and im NOT looking forward to it

[indigo otter]

When did u reach singapore

[carmine path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/552953313914781699/1466895395723415656/caption.gif

[indigo otter]

😭😭😭

Enjoy

[fervent karma]

yeah u too

[indigo otter]

My cousin sis took BA Economics bro

I wished her luck

[tight field]

no, also go do a 40L BUT

[winter harbor]

I been here for like a week wym

[indigo otter]

Oh damn

[fervent karma]

thats pure torture

[indigo otter]

Vacation?

[tight field]

In the second or third tab in game settings

Set the fifth indicator to Finesse

[indigo otter]

Exactly and that too in Christ Bangalore 💔

[hollow kernel]

That’s sweet :D

[winter harbor]

yeah I'm on vacation

[indigo otter]

That's nice

Enjoy

[fervent karma]

oh yeah u had mentioned

[carmine path]

Bubub

[frozen sleet]

Potate

[lilac breach]

💰 Active Bounties

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[tight field]

jan

[fervent karma]

christ is so bad

[winter harbor]

ur going Christ?

[fervent karma]

im glad im not there

[indigo otter]

Not me

[lilac breach]

Holy smokes, @carmine path just robbed @scarlet geode of 368 XP and made it look effortless! 🔥
-# You have 3 attempt(s) left today.

[indigo otter]

My cousin sis

She took BA Economics there

[carmine path]

Dawg

[lilac breach]

@hollow kernel speedran the steal, claiming 399 XP from @finite owl like a true legend! 👑
-# You have 0 attempt(s) left today.

[fervent karma]

one of my friend is in the lavasa campus

[lilac breach]

@orchid schooner tried to pull off the heist of the century on @finite owl, but instead pulled off the heist of the century wrong. Down 358 XP and zero cool points.
-# You have 2 attempt(s) left today.

[orchid schooner]

eeeeeeek

[hollow kernel]

Huh??😭

[indigo otter]

I see

[tight field]

lol!

[fervent karma]

she seems to be enjoying life tho

[indigo otter]

That's great

[fervent karma]

yep

also

[indigo otter]

My sis enjoyed her life in Christ too but doesn't want me going there

[fervent karma]

dont come to jindal

❤️

[indigo otter]

Said I would ragequit

[indigo otter]

I don't think I will

[fervent karma]

real

[fervent karma]

yeah good

it honestly just feels like a waste of money

[indigo otter]

I see

[fervent karma]

since everythings online now

[indigo otter]

I think am gonna do CPA ngl

[fervent karma]

whats cpa

[indigo otter]

Just ca for us and aus

[winter harbor]

I'm sorry for her loss

[indigo otter]

😭

[fervent karma]

damn u gonna go abroad?

[lilac breach]

@frozen sleet: Master thief. @hollow kernel: Down 346 XP. The math checks out.
-# You have 2 attempt(s) left today.

[indigo otter]

Maybe but I can just get job in a us based company here

[fervent karma]

i see

[indigo otter]

In like US Tax Auditing departments

[fervent karma]

well then youre set ig

[fervent karma]

fancy

[indigo otter]

It's easier than ca so yeah

Not much time wasted

[fervent karma]

yeah i mean less traffic

makes sense

[indigo otter]

Yeah

Gotta ask one of my sis friends abt it

[fervent karma]

yeah

its good to be prepared

[hollow kernel]

You confuse me Sero

[indigo otter]

Yeah

[fervent karma]

u lost xp

[outer elbow]

No

[indigo otter]

Hes got experience in this

[fervent karma]

i think

[winter harbor]

yo this navigation stuff in Singapore very easy @autumn hemlock

[tight field]

ggs

[fervent karma]

zamn

[indigo otter]

So might learn sumthing abt if I should or nah

[fervent karma]

hes in mumbai too?

[outer elbow]

No

[indigo otter]

He was

Now he's in Bangalore

[fervent karma]

oh

[outer elbow]

No

[indigo otter]

Joined one of the big 4

Idk which

[fervent karma]

makes sense

[winter harbor]

Bangalore

folk

[fervent karma]

oof

[outer elbow]

I popped of yhis gsme tho

So

[hollow kernel]

Are we just able to steal any amount high or low now🤔

[indigo otter]

Aren't u from Bangalore

[fervent karma]

yeah no clue

[tight field]

and yet there you are

Okbrb

[winter harbor]

yeah maybe

[frozen sleet]

I have to wait before I can try and steal exp from wolfie

😌

[fervent karma]

so what happened to your clat plan

still writing it?

[winter harbor]

but I'm an exception

[indigo otter]

Maybe

I will see

👅

[fervent karma]

when are u gonna see

[indigo otter]

Honestly I realised it feels like a waste of time

[fervent karma]

😭

you need lots of practice

[indigo otter]

I know

💔

[fervent karma]

thats cuz it is

[indigo otter]

Somedsy fs fs

[indigo otter]

Yeah

[lilac breach]

Bounty placed on Darkwolf worth 10000EXP!
-# Expires 5/24/2026

Amazing @frozen sleet! That 490 exp is all yours now 🌟

[indigo otter]

I wanna figure out where I will be next year

[outer elbow]

Cringe

[fervent karma]

general category only has like 500ish seats

[indigo otter]

Like in mumbai or sum where else

[plucky jacinth]

Earth

[fervent karma]

more than 4L ppl write it

[lilac breach]

In a stunning reversal of fortune, @sage marlin liberated 388 XP from @hollow kernel's grasp—victory lap activated! 🏆
-# You have 4 attempt(s) left today.

[indigo otter]

Yeah

[sage marlin]

😂

[lilac breach]

@plucky jacinth: Master thief. @hollow kernel: Down 318 XP. The math checks out.
-# You have 1 attempt(s) left today.

[indigo otter]

This is why ur a bengali

Or well

[lilac breach]

@outer elbow yoinked 381 XP right out of @hollow kernel's pocket—smooth criminal energy! ✨
-# You have 3 attempt(s) left today.

[indigo otter]

This shows how bengali u are

[plucky jacinth]

😂😂

[lilac breach]

In a stunning reversal of fortune, @indigo otter liberated 377 XP from @hollow kernel's grasp—victory lap activated! 🏆
-# You have 2 attempt(s) left today.

[fervent karma]

our lil comedian 🤣

[indigo otter]

Not worth it

[hollow kernel]

Bro I’m so confused are yall succeeding or not💀

[fervent karma]

yeah

[frozen sleet]

They aren't

[hollow kernel]

3 steals but no bounty claimed

[lilac breach]

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Expires in 6 days

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Expires in 6 days

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Target Tomato~🌹🪶🍅
Expires in 6 days

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The heist was supposed to be smooth, but @rocky ocean showed up to rob @hollow kernel with all the stealth of a marching band. Turns out losing 306 XP is what happens when your getaway plan is "run away screaming."
-# You have 2 attempt(s) left today.

[rocky ocean]

awww

[heavy pumice]

Hi

[winter harbor]

Well what if he wants to go venus

[lilac breach]

@oblique nest's XP walked so @violet grove could run—230 points lighter, to be exact.
-# You have 3 attempt(s) left today.

[sage marlin]

😂

[winter harbor]

has the bot mixed up the success and fail messages

[sage marlin]

Its been taking a dump

For a minute

[lilac breach]

The heist was supposed to be smooth, but @carmine path showed up to rob @hollow kernel with all the stealth of a marching band. Turns out losing 358 XP is what happens when your getaway plan is "run away screaming."
-# You have 2 attempt(s) left today.

[carmine path]

AHHHHH

[fervent karma]

@indigo otter also u can look at fintech as your backup options

[carmine path]

Yes

Flux is working on it

[fervent karma]

its along those lines only

[carmine path]

WE LOVE YOU FLUX 🗣🩷

@sage marlin TWINSQUITO

[sage marlin]

Woah we failed to get 1700 EXP from someone

[violet grove]

TCHIIIII

[sage marlin]

Plus the bounty of 10k went down the drain

[sage marlin]

[hollow kernel]

Cute car

[carmine path]

I slwsyd wondered why is there a barcode on the chedk

@violet grove GRINDY

[violet grove]

Tchi, give Eli more pets

[plucky jacinth]

@heavy pumice u gonna play?

[lilac breach]

@outer elbow tried to pull off the heist of the century on @hollow kernel, but instead pulled off the heist of the century wrong. Down 273 XP and zero cool points.
-# You have 2 attempt(s) left today.

[hollow kernel]

I agree

[violet grove]

How's Tchi?

[storm jewel]

whyyy

[tribal oak]

blehh

[hollow kernel]

For fun lol

[fiery dune]

Hi

[hollow kernel]

It doesn’t affect my levels that much

[storm jewel]

yup

[autumn hemlock]

10/10 bro

[storm jewel]

hi @frozen sleet

[hollow kernel]

Come to think of it I never got level 70🥲

[storm jewel]

💔 😭

[heavy pumice]

Yeah give a minite got some stuff to so

Do

[dim stream]

I have been close to level 50

But never reach it

[sage bluff]

Yea

[dim stream]

We didn't play siege today

https://tenor.com/view/messi-cute-roll-tired-gif-13407016

[sage bluff]

I did

[heavy pumice]

When can u play

[dim stream]

In 30 mins

Or when your free

[outer elbow]

Bro you havked tried to tslk to me

😭

[sage bluff]

I got hacked

[dim stream]

W WOLF

[robust lily]

how do we get hacked 💔

[sage bluff]

Dont do like i did

[dim stream]

but the question was it the xp that helped me

[hollow kernel]

Only 4 levels left

[dim stream]

Or was it the message

[vague pilot]

Hmm

[sage bluff]

I tried to do smt (remove a fake report)

[dim stream]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

[robust lily]

Bros stupid 😭

[lilac breach]

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[hollow kernel]

One can only imagine what it was

[lilac breach]

@vague pilot, your attempt to rob @finite owl was smoother than a brick in a blender 🧱 Looks like 1570 XP just walked out the door with the security guards.
💰 Bounty Claimed! You also earned 10000 XP from a bounty!
-# You have 2 attempt(s) left today.

[sage bluff]

Idk it was fake

[vague pilot]

Yippee

[dim stream]

DAMN

[indigo otter]

I see

[lilac breach]

Plot twist: @obtuse tusk had 474 XP, and now @sage bluff does. That's called a glow-up through grand theft XP.
-# You have 2 attempt(s) left today.

[indigo otter]

Imma look into it

[robust lily]

sm1 steal from tob

[hollow kernel]

Failed steal claimed bounty ??😭

[sage bluff]

LETS GOT

[lilac breach]

@indigo otter walked into @hollow kernel with confidence and left with 246 less XP and a lot more embarrassment. The security cameras are probably still laughing.
-# You have 1 attempt(s) left today.

[vague pilot]

Nooooo

[robust lily]

its bugged

[sage bluff]

Wait

[hollow kernel]

What am I even missing in these messages

[lilac breach]

"Professional thief" is a generous term for what @sage marlin just did to @hollow kernel. Even the guards felt bad watching 2294 XP disappear from their worst enemy.
💰 Bounty Claimed! You also earned 10000 XP from a bounty!
-# You have 3 attempt(s) left today.

[sage bluff]

/bounty list

[sage marlin]

LMAO

[hollow kernel]

Oh right

[sage bluff]

Oh

[hollow kernel]

GGs

[sage bluff]

Forgot

[robust lily]

@small ingot wyd

[sage marlin]

Still not level 5

Damn

I suck

[small ingot]

writing

why

[plucky jacinth]

Minutes over twin

[carmine path]

THETR1NOOB

YOU GREEDY MAN

[hollow kernel]

“Even the guards felt bad watching 2294xp disappear from their worst enemy”

[robust lily]

damn, was gonna ask terraria or r6

[lilac breach]

@carmine path's heist on @sage marlin was so catastrophically bad, it should be studied in criminal academies as "what not to do." Losing 2549 XP was basically the cherry on top of this disaster sundae.
-# You have 1 attempt(s) left today.

[carmine path]

Hooray

I got some exp

[sage marlin]

So basically

I got a steal

Then you took my steal

[carmine path]

And karma

[sage marlin]

The one time my 5% works

😂

[carmine path]

Aren't i just something

STOP BEING GREEDY

You have 10k

I just took some interest

👅👅👅

IS IT THE HACKER

@sage bluff twin

[sage marlin]

Me and Greed do not go together

[sage bluff]

Tchi if my old account says smt it's a hacker

[sage marlin]

Oh no

RUN

[carmine path]

Twin

[sage marlin]

THE HACKER IS HERE

[carmine path]

Purple

[sage bluff]

...

[carmine path]

Hold on

I flamed your hacker purple dw

Unfortunately i cant send what I wrote here

Because

Yes

[sage bluff]

Ok

[carmine path]

You wanna see?

[sage bluff]

Yea

[sour yew]

Hm

[tight field]

[sage bluff]

Mp me

[violet grove]

Y'all

[void minnow]

hewwo

[violet grove]

story time soon

[sour yew]

What purple

Is this you

[void minnow]

:3

[violet grove]

Cloud..

Have you compared the two accounts lately?

[carmine path]

No

Its not

But this is so funny

"Hey malicious intent"

[violet grove]

Tchiiiii

[sour yew]

nah

wait so its not him

[violet grove]

Nope

[sour yew]

okay time to crash out on them

did they hack purple or smth

[carmine path]

Yes

[carmine path]

Mamas

[sour yew]

okay good thing im on my pc

[carmine path]

Cloud

[sour yew]

tchi

[plucky jacinth]

@heavy pumice 🦥

[sage bluff]

No

[violet grove]

It's almost Storyyyy Timeee

As an aside..

[lilac breach]

Holy smokes, @woven pond just robbed @tight field of 264 XP and made it look effortless! 🔥
-# You have 2 attempt(s) left today.

[carmine path]

Tiippeee

[woven pond]

only 264

[violet grove]

It's a good day to be lazy cuz my Pball WhatsApp people are yapping. 😂

[woven pond]

grindy did t nerf the steal

[violet grove]

Yes

[heavy pumice]

come

[woven pond]

[sour yew]

rip your account

they blocked me

[winter harbor]

ts pissing me off vro

[sage bluff]

Tchi also pissed them

[heavy pumice]

@gusty schooner @silk garnet do u wanna play siege soon

[sour yew]

see like i know this work is easy but i dont wanna do it at 8am rn

im just too lazy

[carmine path]

2 b2 ce7

[carmine path]

Well so

They tried to scam me when I woke up

Obviously id make their life living hell

😂 imagine scamming in the big 26

[lilac breach]

Amazing @heavy pumice! That 466 exp is all yours now 🌟

[fossil urchin]

oh

[sturdy obsidian]

Chat am i getting taco bell or wingstop

[sage bluff]

taco

[hollow kernel]

Fr

[main summit]

im gonna test my luck

[lilac breach]

@main summit, your attempt to rob @heavy pumice was smoother than a brick in a blender 🧱 Looks like 1688 XP just walked out the door with the security guards.
-# You have 2 attempt(s) left today.

[sturdy obsidian]

o7

Grilled cheese burrito time

[main summit]

YYYYAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[heavy pumice]

Dont let me catch u in the streets

[main summit]

JOKES ON YOU IM IN MARS

[lilac breach]

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@north bluff walked into @scarlet geode with confidence and left with 385 less XP and a lot more embarrassment. The security cameras are probably still laughing.
-# You have 1 attempt(s) left today.

[sage marlin]

Happy Bday Unc

[main summit]

thx

[lilac breach]

@storm jewel didn't ask for permission, just 494 XP from @scarlet geode—that's peak performance right there.
-# You have 0 attempt(s) left today.

[sage marlin]

L

[lilac breach]

@sage marlin walked into @scarlet geode with confidence and left with 358 less XP and a lot more embarrassment. The security cameras are probably still laughing.
-# You have 2 attempt(s) left today.

[sage marlin]

L

[lilac breach]

@sage marlin's XP walked so @shrewd basin could run—341 points lighter, to be exact.
-# You have 1 attempt(s) left today.

[sage marlin]

L

[shrewd basin]

dawg

[robust lily]

do i play garbage or garbage

[sage marlin]

Lmao

10 mins til off work

[shrewd basin]

Wait do you get these points

[winter harbor]

garbage

[sage marlin]

Which

[shrewd basin]

?

[sage marlin]

Man

[robust lily]

r6 or league 😭

[winter harbor]

oh what you play league?

vas

[robust lily]

apparently now i do 💀

[winter harbor]

Well you're gonna break your monitor eirher ways

[small ingot]

hype

do u want in on the story

i need more people for this

@fresh canyon @oblique nest u guys too

[winter harbor]

what story

[small ingot]

i have a tldr

uhhhhhhh we were brainstorming

[winter harbor]

okay well go on

[small ingot]

it's going to be like a uh

[winter harbor]

who's we

[small ingot]

football story

[woven pond]

T your mean debuffing the steal is rude

[small ingot]

heavily inspired by blue lock

me and infi

and tchi

and grindy

[winter harbor]

so nothing to do with football

[small ingot]

they wanted like

drama comedy

[robust lily]

😭

[small ingot]

its not going to be

[winter harbor]

WHERE is the football involved

[robust lily]

L

[small ingot]

entirely the same uhhhhhh

story

[sage marlin]

Yw

[small ingot]

@north meteor @carmine path fiveeeeeeeee minutes

[small ingot]

right so

[carmine path]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[small ingot]

have you watched it

[winter harbor]

blue lock?

right so

idek what to comment about that

[small ingot]

its

a yes or no

@scarlet geode @wicked prism you two as well

im giving this story thing a try again

im just going off people in the thread

[scarlet geode]

hi

[winter harbor]

sure I suppose

[small ingot]

hi

story

in 2 1/2 minutes

[scarlet geode]

bet

[winter harbor]

I'm busy that day can we reschedule

[small ingot]

death to you

@north meteor

[winter harbor]

right ref

[scarlet geode]

hype dies first

[small ingot]

HELLOOO INFIIIII

[winter harbor]

hello?

[small ingot]

WAKE UP

[small ingot]

its not fighting this time

luckily

no deaths

[winter harbor]

WHERE did death come from in a football story

actually

[small ingot]

infi and i brainstormed we're doing football

[winter harbor]

speaking of stories and deaths

[scarlet geode]

vro is writing a dating story

[small ingot]

well

they did ask

for me to make a romcom

[winter harbor]

@north meteor WHAT happened to that one story you was writing about us

[small ingot]

im just

leaving out the romance

or at least minimizing it

[winter harbor]

I'm out

[scarlet geode]

you can still have death

[small ingot]

word

[winter harbor]

can you make a romcom 12 episode anime azayaka

[small ingot]

yeah ill just write a yaoi story

[small ingot]

Hype x Eris oneshots

[winter harbor]

you're the main character

[winter harbor]

right just kill me instead

[small ingot]

hahaha

bro

its time

[shrewd basin]

It's so peak

[scarlet geode]

im gonna be the girl in a yaoi story 😔

[shrewd basin]

rahhh

[small ingot]

@north meteor WAKE UPPPPPPPPPP

[scarlet geode]

born to be yuri forced into yoai

[small ingot]

@carmine path

@pallid wagon

[carmine path]

ITS TIIMMMEEEEE

[small ingot]

ITS TIME

[winter harbor]

Well the only other women involved are tchi and grindy

[carmine path]

@violet grove

[winter harbor]

so pick your poison ig

[carmine path]

URAHHHH

[small ingot]

@tame willow

[scarlet geode]

im good let's do yaoi

[pallid wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/point-gif-2450101530054484962

[winter harbor]

Igbar can you star as the main character of a yuri

[fresh canyon]

what is even happening

[small ingot]

@vague oracle

storytime

the thing i did a year ago

[violet grove]

I'm at worrkkkkjk

[small ingot]

im making it come back

lets do this

[carmine path]

YEAHHH

[winter harbor]

grandparents when errbody sat near a campfire

[small ingot]

the story name is Exaltation

[carmine path]

EXALTATION

[small ingot]

HOW CAN THIS POSSIBLY BE ABOUT FOOTBALL

[carmine path]

HWJWJDBJWW

[scarlet geode]

Themes and such type name

[carmine path]

PLEASE START

[winter harbor]

YOU said it

[sour yew]

hi

[small ingot]

Prologue

[winter harbor]

wallahi Igbar I hope you get struck by lightning

[sour yew]

wait

is it story time

[small ingot]

yes

[sour yew]

PLEASEEE LET ME BE IN it

[winter harbor]

story begins

[small ingot]

ok here we go

"Tchi-san, are you sure about this?"

[winter harbor]

Igbar transforms into a girl

end of story

[winter harbor]

pause

[scarlet geode]

oh my god

[winter harbor]

end the whole story rn

[small ingot]

Taifu sat in a black swivel chair, idly kicking off the floor and spinning himself round and round. The skinny man wasn't dressed in black for once, and wore a light brown shirt instead. "Last time someone tried it, it didn't go so well."

[winter harbor]

idly?

like the Indian breakfast?

[vague oracle]

can this guy stop acting nonchalant bro.

[winter harbor]

taifu and skinny

folk

[small ingot]

"Hmm?" The woman with dyed-pink hair glanced over at him. She held a small stack of papers, but put them on a nearby desk before walking over.

[vague oracle]

@pallid wagon You are NOT Olise

[vague oracle]

Alright now man

[sour yew]

crazy

[carmine path]

PINK HAIR

[vague oracle]

😭 😭

[shrewd basin]

@pallid wagon SON 🙏 😭

[winter harbor]

pink hair

[small ingot]

He turned on a computer in front of him. "I want to show you something."

[winter harbor]

folk

[shrewd basin]

WHAT am i witnessing

[winter harbor]

pause

taifu turning on his computer

[fresh canyon]

wait what

[sour yew]

ayo

[scarlet geode]

were writing romance atp

[fresh canyon]

what is he gonna show

[pallid wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-pigeon-benjammins-bird-bird-doctor-doc-gif-8027616496935101488

[winter harbor]

there's like 7 crimes waiting to happen

[small ingot]

we're doing a story

[small ingot]

"What do you mean?" Tchi placed both forearms on the back of Taifu's chair, leaning on it as he gestured to the screen in front of him.

[vague oracle]

7 deadly sins type shizzle dizzle twin

[sour yew]

can i be in the at some point

[shrewd basin]

😭 SON

[fresh canyon]

Why does chi have pink hair

im crine

[spiral abyss]

Yes

[sour yew]

tchi w new hair

[winter harbor]

so

[small ingot]

i need

some form

[winter harbor]

this guy said no romance

this is

[small ingot]

of characters

[winter harbor]

movin kinda mad

[pallid wagon]

As long as eris gets cannonically mauled tp death

[small ingot]

YOU GUYS ARE READING TOO DEEP

[pallid wagon]

Im heappy

[small ingot]

INTO THIS

ITS NOT ROMANCE

[shrewd basin]

Is this rom com

[fresh canyon]

yo this can NOT be good

[vague oracle]

CONTINUE FAM

[shrewd basin]

IT IS

[winter harbor]

as long as Eris gets absolutely guillotined for simply breathing

[small ingot]

"One second."

Taifu's fingers rattled over the keys. He navigated to the Japanese Football Union's database, entering a complex set of passwords. Multiple red flags appeared on his screen, warnings in bold text creating new windows and tinting the light from the screen a dark crimson.

[fresh canyon]

im not there bro

[pallid wagon]

Whys it with tchi and not binck

[winter harbor]

10/10 imdb rating

[carmine path]

Dont worry guys tai will kick me into oblivion

[fresh canyon]

why wud i be in this story

[sour yew]

can eris be the first person that died

[carmine path]

Damn bro

[winter harbor]

right holdon a second

[vague oracle]

THE JFU

[pallid wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

[sour yew]

taxi driver

[fresh canyon]

????

[small ingot]

[CLASSIFIED INFORMATION]

He ignored them, closing the warnings and entering another password. Gradually, the warnings disappeared, leaving behind a single folder. "Here."

[fresh canyon]

ok so what

[pallid wagon]

Who is the striker

[winter harbor]

taifu is showing tchi secret files

this CANNOT be good

[scarlet geode]

scp article

[pallid wagon]

HYPE

[fresh canyon]

classified file ON TAIFUS laptop

[pallid wagon]

SHUT UP

[fresh canyon]

YEAH no

[pallid wagon]

Eris

U cannot be ralking

[small ingot]

THE EXALTATION PROJECT

Taifu acted like he'd seen this a million times already, but to Tchi, this was something brand new. How come she'd never been told about this? She was high up in the JFU ladder, but she'd never heard about a project like this. "...what is this?" Her voice was nervous, like she almost didn't want to know.

[pallid wagon]

Talking

[sour yew]

not shcok he has files

[fresh canyon]

ralking

[small ingot]

ralking

[scarlet geode]

what does exaltation even mean

[pallid wagon]

CONTINUE UR STORY

[sour yew]

killing everyone name eriss trust

[winter harbor]

paused his story just to say this btw

[pallid wagon]

Talm bout some typo

[plucky jacinth]

😟

[fresh canyon]

????

[pallid wagon]

Tuna

Die

[stoic crest]

[small ingot]

I AM

ok

continuing

[sour yew]

so like

nvm

[pallid wagon]

Ok so whos the striker

[small ingot]

Taifu, on the other hand, shrugged nonchalantly. "I poked around in the database for fun. This came up from a few years ago."

[winter harbor]

me

[sour yew]

nonchalantly

[clever raven]

Bonsoir

[pallid wagon]

Pep or luis enrique

[winter harbor]

Bro is NOT nonchalant

[pallid wagon]

Im cool

[pallid wagon]

Hola

[carmine path]

Hello

[small ingot]

Gathering her courage, Tchi moved Taifu slightly to the side, staring hard at the screen.

[vague oracle]

Some kind of thing where a guy is leveling completely solo

[clever raven]

What a day

[winter harbor]

pause

are you SURE this ain't a romance

[carmine path]

HYPER

[winter harbor]

🤨

[carmine path]

SHUT UP

[scarlet geode]

solo maxxing even 👀

[carmine path]

OH MY DAYS

[sour yew]

this seem like a romance

lwk

[scarlet geode]

https://tenor.com/view/stellaron-hunters-sitting-on-the-couch-watching-television-gif-10111655580858585084

[winter harbor]

on wallahi this sounds like a romance anime buildup

[carmine path]

IT ISNT

[small ingot]

The Exaltation Project - Introduction.

One thousand talented youngsters of ages 9 through 12 have been selected from around the country to play football for the Japanese Football Union, in one of the most prestigious, intense training camps in the entire world.

[winter harbor]

Where's the bowling date

[pallid wagon]

WHYS SHE GATHERING COURAGE

TO PUSH ME A SIDE

[winter harbor]

or the summer break date

[pallid wagon]

LMFAO WHAT

[winter harbor]

can we skip 4 episodes

[pallid wagon]

😭😭😭

[small ingot]

your scent

kidding

you're obviously not reading

[pallid wagon]

WHHAAAAATT

[winter harbor]

son a 22 year old talm bout sum anime football project

[sour yew]

i bet the person is hype

[winter harbor]

ts corny asl

[carmine path]

HES STINKY

[small ingot]

she's scared of the file not of you

[winter harbor]

the taifu files

I would be scared too

[carmine path]

[pallid wagon]

Hype

I hope u get arrested in sg

[small ingot]

The project will last two years. If you're one of the lucky few, you'll have received an email and letter with an address and time. Go there. Do not be late.

[vague oracle]

Turning people into mechanical machines or sum

[winter harbor]

cheers mate

[vague oracle]

On some Blue Lock type shizzle

[sour yew]

im gonna be late

[small ingot]

Tchi clicked off the first file, scrolling all the way down to the bottom. There were hundreds of files. Pictures of a huge training complex, pictures and videos of young children playing against each other, fact files on every single player, and lists upon lists of match results.

[winter harbor]

take a second and analyze ts

this mf azayaka is TWENTY TWO

[sour yew]

hundreds of files

shock

[winter harbor]

mf is a taylor swift reference

[carmine path]

Its taifu

What do u expect

[small ingot]

There seemed to be endless files, photos, and video tapes. The facility looked like it was massive, and every single area of it was recorded. "What is this...?"

[pallid wagon]

Tchi

[vague oracle]

Put some respect on big J now

[winter harbor]

these are genuinely the taifu files

[pallid wagon]

U have access to said files

[winter harbor]

folk I'm crine

[pallid wagon]

That means ure an accomplice

[small ingot]

Her eyes narrowed on the very last file, and she double-clicked on it.

[carmine path]

Through you

[sour yew]

are we not questioning files with children in it

[oblique nest]

Igbar’s doing another story

shock

[oblique nest]

?

[pallid wagon]

?????????

[winter harbor]

a twenty two year old grown male

[carmine path]

PLEASE DO NOT

[sour yew]

dont do ????

IT infront of you

[pallid wagon]

Wrong person thats eris

[small ingot]

The Exaltation Project - Conclusion

The project is being closed in five weeks. The following players from last week are now eliminated from the project:

[winter harbor]

talm bout sum storytime

[scarlet geode]

turned out it was spam mail and she got hacked

[oblique nest]

ikr

[sour yew]

fr

[oblique nest]

mf thinks he’s still in kindergarten

😭✌️

[small ingot]

Her eyes scanned through various Japanese names she didn't recognize. I guess we are in Japan... she thought to herself.

[carmine path]

Just like purple

[winter harbor]

like hello get a wife and kids time maybe

[small ingot]

yo you two can never expect another gift from me

[pallid wagon]

😭😭😭

[small ingot]

get a job and pay for it yourselves

[winter harbor]

hey woah now

[pallid wagon]

AHAHAHAHAAH

[winter harbor]

leta calm down here

[carmine path]

I agree

[sour yew]

dang

[small ingot]

talm bout some grow up

[oblique nest]

Alright let’s relax now

[small ingot]

how about you two grow up and get a job

[fervent karma]

yeah or insurance/investment law

[indigo otter]

I see alr

[pallid wagon]

Karma

[carmine path]

Make them the balls in your story

[sour yew]

is this apart of the story

[winter harbor]

calm down pal

[oblique nest]

Pardon?

[winter harbor]

ever heard of unemployment

[vague oracle]

I know damn well the unemployed one ain’t laughing too early now.

[small ingot]

The top five players were lost this week due to complications. Rankings #5, #4, and #3 respectively Kaoru Mitoma, Daichi Kamada, and Takehiro Tomiyasu were bought to play for other countries.

[winter harbor]

make them what bro

yo Div this might be ALL you twin

[vague oracle]

KAORU MITOMA

????

[oblique nest]

nah chief this is YOU

I’m safe

[scarlet geode]

who?

[small ingot]

Ranking #2 Julian Loki returned to his home country of France, to play for their national team.

[carmine path]

Div wasnt even on

[winter harbor]

on wallahi I'm good

[pallid wagon]

Atleast i dont beg as much as them

[oblique nest]

Yeah I was in the Vatican

[scarlet geode]

king julian is playing football

[oblique nest]

and the Fontana De Trevi

[fervent karma]

@plucky jacinth look your fav show is on

[small ingot]

Ranking #1, Codename "Binck" left The Exaltation Project shortly after the rest. Location unknown.

[carmine path]

Ouu

[plucky jacinth]

what

[carmine path]

BIINNCKKKK

[sour yew]

w binck

[carmine path]

AANKDDJJSHWAW

[pallid wagon]

MY GOAT

[winter harbor]

yo iceman was a nice man bar lowk less corny than this story

https://tenor.com/view/baby-laugh-ai-baby-babyfryingme-baby-sob-folk-gif-18221933230434867320

[scarlet geode]

Binck the goat

[pallid wagon]

The iceman was niceman now hot and cold

[carmine path]

BINCKKKK

[small ingot]

Tchi's eyes narrowed further. Beneath the report was an article taken from a media report.

The project is a 'resounding failure'. Billions of yen wasted. Parents in uproar. Hundreds of aspiring football players, their lives ruined for nothing. The worst failure of the Japanese Football Union.

[winter harbor]

the tchi files

yo @oblique nest drop the tchi files

[small ingot]

The Exaltation Project should be illegal. Kids in there are forced under stress like no other, forced to play, and train, and compete against each other for hours every single day. They work mere children there harder than some pro players, and nearly every single kid that has come from there is reporting signs of mental distress.

[oblique nest]

Rome or sum

[winter harbor]

yo azayaka stop flooding chat bro

this cornball istg

[scarlet geode]

idk what city sum is but think that's rome

[small ingot]

That isn't even mentioning the usage of performance enhancers, the use of threats and force, and the fact that anybody removed from the project will never be able to play for Japan again. Luckily, a lot of the children were removed from the project early, but some of them have gone through two years of severe trauma.

[sage bluff]

rome

[winter harbor]

when in Rome

[small ingot]

not another dime will grace your eyes

[oblique nest]

All roads lead to Rome

[winter harbor]

hey woah now

[oblique nest]

Prolly

I’m not sure don’t ask me

[oblique nest]

Hype bro

[scarlet geode]

hell yeah smart sentences and stuff

[small ingot]

They go through so much suffering in there, and for what? For better soccer skills? It isn't worth it at all.

[oblique nest]

YOU cannot say that

[sour yew]

where is all the excitement in the story

[small ingot]

Taifu waited patiently as the pink-haired woman read the rest of the file, and spun a bit in the swivel chair to look at her head on. "This project failed miserably. It cost the JFU a fortune, and while it did manage to produce five prodigies, all of them left."

[winter harbor]

say what

[oblique nest]

this city’s beautiful bro but you gotta walk a lot

[small ingot]

comprehensive readers when faced with a story's prologue

[carmine path]

I love the story

[oblique nest]

“How did you know I’m a solo leveling fan”

[sour yew]

oh we in the prologue

[small ingot]

He looked hard at Tchi "...are you certain Red Latch will work?"

i aint getting copyrighted

we calling it red latch

[sour yew]

who red latch

[halcyon glen]

I came back from
And I see this is still going on 😭

[fresh canyon]

azure latch refr

hell yeah

[oblique nest]

@pallid wagon bro

[oblique nest]

St. Peter’s’ Basilica is so beautiful on the inside

[fresh canyon]

red key missed oppurtunity tho

[winter harbor]

@oblique nest there's a Porsche cafe here vro

[oblique nest]

where tf are you

[fresh canyon]

sg

[winter harbor]

Singapore

[oblique nest]

Why’s he at squirrel girl’s crib

[fresh canyon]

Word

[winter harbor]

rather be in hell

[fresh canyon]

tbf tho

[winter harbor]

@oblique nest this cafe got a pink gt3 just chillin

[sour yew]

did igbar die or smth

[winter harbor]

for NO reason

[rocky ocean]

hi

[winter harbor]

thank god

finally

[sour yew]

but where will you get all your gifts from

[oblique nest]

No dawg who’s gonna fund OUR nitro

[small ingot]

Tchi didn't hesitate. She seemed disgusted by what she read, but her answer was stern. "Of course I am. Red Latch is more structured, more fair, and more intense than ever." Tchi gritted her teeth, almost spitting the words out. "Exaltation was a mess. But Red Latch will change the world, I swear. I've worked so hard to get here, I don't intend to stop now."

[winter harbor]

oh word yeah true

[small ingot]

whats wrong about it

[winter harbor]

we legally have rights to atleast 50% of whatever Igbar owns

so i think we'll be fine

[sour yew]

aim for 100%

[small ingot]

neither of you bums are seeing another cent out of me

[glossy timber]

We do?

[small ingot]

talm bout some grow up

[oblique nest]

WHAT did we do dawg

[winter harbor]

biblical levels of greed right here

[small ingot]

YOU guys can grow up

GET A JOB AND BUY YOUR OWN NITRO

[oblique nest]

Our jobs don’t fund our nitros

ykwim

[sour yew]

see but like buying your own nitro sucks

just get gifted it

[small ingot]

There was a brief moment of silence. Taifu hummed thoughtfully, glancing over at Tchi. "If you say so."

[glossy timber]

Hear me out: Rob somebody.

[oblique nest]

See cloud gets it

[winter harbor]

when you and your hb are still tryna enjoy life being 20teen, but some hater talm bout sum "grow up" @oblique nest

[small ingot]

"I do. Red Latch will succeed, I swear."

end
(856 words)

[oblique nest]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[sour yew]

plus nitro aint worth it if you buying it

[small ingot]

there thats the end @carmine path

i'll compile it into a notion

[carmine path]

I LOVE IITTTT

[oblique nest]

My job funds this tho

[sour yew]

where was cloud

well i mean im everywhere since im a cloud but

[winter harbor]

yeah and my job funds this

you think I got 10 dollars to spare? son

[oblique nest]

Ikr like I’m saying

[clever raven]

MY DREAM CAR

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[oblique nest]

These trips aren’t paying for themselves

[scarlet geode]

i need to find that "tomato come back" image again and update it cuz where am i 😔

[winter harbor]

your dream car is a gt3?

[glossy timber]

I think this is a better way to spend government money.

[carmine path]

#1393011172411707392

[winter harbor]

that's one hell of a dream car

the second photo lowk going on my Instagram icl

[clever raven]

911 GT3 RS

[lilac breach]

Excellent effort @clever raven! 296 experience is yours, and your momentum is unstoppable!

[winter harbor]

yeah bro it's just chilling in a cafe here

I was so shocked

[clever raven]

there is one randomly in my parents village too

i saw it when cycling to the supermarket

so random

[oblique nest]

@pallid wagon @winter harbor @clever raven the Doha airport had a Maserati MC20 just chilling in the middle

Forgot to take a picture cos I almost missed my transit flight

[winter harbor]

exactly bruh my wallet bleeding

[oblique nest]

ikr

[winter harbor]

doha movin like that?

[oblique nest]

I just spent like 12 euros for tickets to St. Peter’s’ basilica

[winter harbor]

Bro i could spend all day car spotting in this city icl

[lilac breach]

Reminder for @gusty schooner:
@remote haven you suck.
-# reminder-id: 29

[clever raven]

lmao

[gritty tiger]

Hahhhh

[small ingot]

Tomato will be one of the side characters

eliminated silently offscreen in the second selection

[scarlet geode]

fair

[north bluff]

there are 29 other reminders?

[scarlet geode]

its not like im much of a football person

but still i gotta find that image now

[sturdy obsidian]

Holy tacobell

[sturdy obsidian]

U fw m8 comp

[small ingot]

not a license to this guy's name

car spotting with ZERO car 😭 ✌️

[pallid wagon]

hi

[pallid wagon]

LMAOOOO

uncs 20 and still no license

[small ingot]

u missed the story

[pallid wagon]

i read it

dw

[small ingot]

oh good

yeah i guesss the tl;dr is you're the old man coach

[sturdy obsidian]

Lisence is optional

[pallid wagon]

sigh i need to finish 6 files

[sturdy obsidian]

You can just drive on freeway at ripe age of 12

[pallid wagon]

before uni tomorrow

[small ingot]

@winter harbor maybe the files are real

[pallid wagon]

no igbar

[small ingot]

as long as the foot reaches the pedal

[pallid wagon]

im being productive

[pallid wagon]

i would not reccomend that

[sturdy obsidian]

On wallah im surprised mine does

[pallid wagon]

especially if its hype

[dim stream]

Indeed

[small ingot]

honestly right

if hype ends up wrapped around a tree

one burden off my shoulder innit

[pallid wagon]

i wouldnt be surprised

[sturdy obsidian]

Tree hugger 💔

[pallid wagon]

LMFAOOOOO

Oh yeah igbar

who won the nitro

[small ingot]

oh

[pallid wagon]

god help me

[winter harbor]

I been saying vro

[carmine path]

Memememme

Please me

MEEEEEE

🦀

[winter harbor]

I do have a license tho

[pallid wagon]

my condolences to all who share the road with u

tchi would die from a panic attack

[winter harbor]

I drive quite well

[pallid wagon]

if u was on the same road as her

[winter harbor]

tchi would die of a panic attack over anything

[pallid wagon]

well tbf she gets that

over any

yeah

[carmine path]

Bro

❤️‍🩹

[winter harbor]

eli could like jump from the couch to the floor

and tchi would get a panic attack

[carmine path]

Im the one they call to kill a winged cockroach

[carmine path]

Thats my dad not me

I love eli

He did bite my face onxe

And my arm

[winter harbor]

eli is a he?

[carmine path]

And leg

[heavy pumice]

@dim stream pull up

[small ingot]

tf did u do to Eli

[carmine path]

Yeah

[carmine path]

Nothing

[sturdy obsidian]

What class bro