codm-humour

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[old pike]

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[keen glacier]

Grindable Camo at characters

[fickle nexus]

New character skin leaks

[scenic jay]

Gun leaks

No stock skin built in

[slow wolf]

when enemies meet iFerg be like

[supple knot]

Yes... very lucky.

[violet helm]

p a i n

[valid rivet]

The best fennec.....

[runic grove]

this sticker fit perfectly with the skin

[vocal bobcat]

Since this channel isn't totally for humor, a way for us low rankers to post a picture.....

[oak tree]

When u have almost 20 kills in br but ur teammates left the game

[lilac cargo]

This guy still uses the Fennkimbo crap

[gentle island]

Vibing these days

[scenic jay]

iFerg Screaming:

[final reef]

codm rewind

[stoic kestrel]

We when we see a Akimbo Fennec:

[onyx rain]

The community in a nutshell...

[modern cargo]

[tired pine]

the most rare teammate

[kindred swan]

New meme, no more polar bear bonjour, it’s time for (what’s his name) bonjour

[lilac cargo]

I watched a bit of iferg, and the very next game tried some of the tips, and got a nuke. I’m pretty happy

[tired pine]

yes

[slow wolf]

[terse rampart]

Cursed search & destroy map selection list, .

[onyx tartan]

lucky draws are like:

[lunar fulcrum]

"camos"

[scenic jay]

Owned

[lavish mountain]

Always. No one gets left behind

[proud shell]

When I see someone with the Riot Shield Operator Skill

[pale adder]

Me running around with lightweight and a knife

[exotic birch]

The going dark mode’s still there huh? I don’t even know what mode that is,the sky is bright but the earth is dark

[granite anvil]

ha ha 69 funny number

[runic grove]

i like play codm beacause it's fun. not for the fact you kill people
your Mind :

[tight tendon]

SBMM: is supposed to create balanced matches
Meanwhile in 'Nam

[scenic jay]

akimbo fennec fans when akimbo fennec got nerfed

[whole venture]

Adler is a meme source

[low lagoon]

funny number rank
edit: got this last season btw. unfortunately couldnt achieve this in the current season.

[stoic kestrel]

Remember no kravchenko

[light perch]

._. This is humour related watch the video

[scenic jay]

[wintry sluice]

: What people see
: What it actually is

[stray ore]

The scope Is off canter for you people with that mental disease were you like everything to be in order

[keen glacier]

Player CODM only have 4 moods...

[hot mulch]

bro this is the ugliest peacekeeper I’ve ever seen.

[daring geyser]

Its Legendary.......

[scenic jay]

Finally, someone with some decency within the global chat

[scenic jay]

Her pfp looking....

[old pond]

ah ah ! Shipment 10v10 goes brrrrrr

[light perch]

That moment when you and your enemy fight till the point in br where the circle covers the whole map and its all your luck....

[scenic jay]

(for template use)

[whole venture]

Low quality memes aside...

[violet helm]

My dad when i win a lottery :

[low lagoon]

meta weapons after the enemy rages:

[tired pine]

here,its free and no need to thank to me

[frail tiger]

[violet helm]

im grateful thanks

[supple knot]

I had to like my own comment to get that sweet number

[scenic jay]

akimbo fennec user count be like

[long wasp]

please fix your bots

[runic grove]

next skin leaks

[old pond]

But a mate kill an enemy 0.1 second later

[runic grove]

who is hyped?

[ruby ether]

Y'all know who's gonna win this 😏

[old pond]

Asm10 popularity after the nerf of the akimbo fennec

[runic grove]

traduction :
the video games make people violent

the lag make people violent

edit : special mention for the desync

[final reef]

Playing on android be like

[runic grove]

playing on ios be like

[scenic jay]

Call of Tinder Mobile

[tired pine]

codm family

[scenic jay]

Not codm related so stop

It says "codm-related" tho
Also non-codm related post have been removed so idk anymore

@supple knot smh "about codm"

[tired pine]

just dont fight in humour,fight in dms please

[daring geyser]

"Explosive Romance"

[timid coral]

When

[runic grove]

this Is the famous gun of the one shot one kill gamemode

[woven falcon]

Me and the boys having a floor party

[scenic jay]

PAIN

[novel lance]

||im fine...||

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[timid coral]

Me when
When i drive car in isolated

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[grim abyss]

CoDM: In BR, we gonna fixed some bugs.
PUBGM:

[pine comet]

Me in ranked

[final reef]

CoDM Dev Team: adds anime skins (yes sorry im late to the party)
Any person with some dignity and respect for game's original style:

[burnt scroll]

Mara I’m not telling you how to hold a gun but I don’t think that you’re gonna get anyone with that aim

[modern cargo]

[fallow oracle]

@stiff sphinx stolen

[wintry sluice]

First person : whats a laser ?
Second person : Bot with ak117

[winged whale]

Spot the difference

[scenic jay]

Nice

[wintry sluice]

[scenic jay]

hrrrhrhrrr

[woven falcon]

Ppl actually liked it I'm proud

[timid coral]

[onyx rain]

[potent herald]

Not mine

[primal mauve]

Mmm

[tough reef]

My teammates: are you going solo this game
Me:

[quasi mulch]

Find the Easter egg
Hint: noice

[scenic jay]

Is the easter egg you not having cp?

[quasi mulch]

Well yes but actually no

[granite anvil]

@quasi mulch 69? And this guy is annoying, he keeps on joining my games somehow and drops a presistance vtol

[quasi mulch]

Yes @granite anvil and you guys can keep this wallpaper I made

[slow wolf]

Captain Price, What ya doin-

[graceful haven]

Umm

[grim abyss]

Gud for piao-piao.

[onyx rain]

[frail tiger]

Ah yes Red dot sight

[scenic jay]

Oh no

[willow cargo]

But if you close your eyes does it almost feel like nothing changed at all

[scenic jay]

woods be like:confused confusion

[potent herald]

Quotes from gamers

[runic grove]

i know everybody dont care but i got my 1st legendary rank ever [i started to play s4]

and for the meme

[keen depot]

Nice Job Activision

[topaz ravine]

So, the tank for some reason decided to suddenly fly and land on the roof of this building. Hail to Codm glitches lmao😂

[tired pine]

why you hurting me by this way

[supple knot]

I started playing since S1 and got my first Legendary rank in S12, but even then...

[scenic jay]

he was chasing my frnd with axe and i was chasing him with bat😂

[junior oriole]

Cool screenshot 💙

[elder gorge]

[nocturne vigil]

Nah the real pain is this when your account gets banned for 30 mins

[woven falcon]

Lmao I sent it again cuz I was dissapointed and voila

[glad pine]

Why this is third-person ?

[elder gorge]

[lofty rain]

My heart genuinely skipped a beat when i saw this notif, if only

[scenic jay]

[pale adder]

Bro that's a normal red dot sight

[scenic jay]

when you pause at the wrong time

[scenic jay]

vtol users on shipment face reveal

or this idk (yeah thats the grubhub ad lol)

[woven falcon]

Interesting

[lilac cargo]

I accidentally disconnected from the game, and my teammates still won. Talk about a carry

[pure lark]

@scenic jay

[simple geyser]

This channel

[stoic kestrel]

When you graduate yourself has a Camper:

[slow wolf]

Hey lady, where you get that Damascus Camo

[violet helm]

I really like this skin

[grim abyss]

Alex "KekW" Mason has returned from war.

[exotic birch]

look at ghost stealth

[onyx rain]

[wise iris]

I know it's not codm related, but c'mon there's asm10 and artic-50

[queen juniper]

Family picture

[tired pine]

Family picture but meme version

[vague geode]

Fake diamond for sale

[wintry sluice]

No one :
People on codm discord channel:

[whole venture]

Gae is the language

[glad pine]

I'm fast as F boi

[grim abyss]

Look at his hand.

[glad escarp]

pain

[keen depot]

How is that possible

[lunar cape]

😂 he is like " bro u stole my MVP "

[kindred swan]

Looks great

[potent herald]

Just found this in youtube

[lilac cargo]

They are comparing size... I mean... knifes?

[uncut dagger]

makes perfect sense to me

[kindred swan]

People like this should slowly burn and die in hell

[upper leaf]

Ho!😜

[primal mauve]

Mounted icr

[tired pine]

Reposter hater : nooo you can create meme,dont repost meme
me : what if i repost but i translate so people that didn't know this language can know what it means?
Reposter hater : uhhhh
This for people that didnt understand the language

[tribal roost]

E

[lunar cape]

Farting

[stoic kestrel]

Me when I see a tank:

[tired pine]

here meme version,but i change it little bit because idk why

[white galleon]

Oh sbmm, right

[modest lotus]

Codm be like

[scenic jay]

i hate my life choices sometimez

[analog ibex]

Tootally real! Next seasons battlepass! Its toootally real! (Hint: not real)

[lilac cargo]

After the third round, my teammate split. I guess I’m getting better at 1v1s. Or in this case 1v2s

[humble matrix]

Damn i wish you were lying

[scenic jay]

I accidentally unlocked damascus. My friend told me to 1v1 and I killed him 69 times and got it lol...

[ruby ether]

[wintry sluice]

Its just a competition
Kalm !
Kalm !

[burnt scroll]

Seems legit

[nimble mural]

Ever get 1v1'ed in SaD and you almost get close to kill him?

[tired pine]

everytime

[hybrid belfry]

Everyone expecting Menendez, imagine this

[keen glacier]

You need Hybrid Scope came to CODM to realize this thing >:D

[burnt scroll]

Hey Mara you ok?

[runic grove]

you cant grind camos in private match

[tired pine]

he was joking,and here another meme ( sorry asm10 user,but asm10 deserve a nerf )

[slow wolf]

This is Outrider, her name is Outrider, I'm using this Outrider as pfp. Because this Outrider's eyes are beautiful as Outrider. Outrider is Outrider. Outrider's husband is Will Smith. #Outrider2020

[onyx rain]

[onyx rain]

New Skins coming up...

[dire dirge]

Mans cried over this match on Reddit saying sbmm is ass when his team was just slightly outperformed by the enemy

[modern turret]

This design exists over every gun and equipment and vehicle, etc. I think we should get this as a slightly animated grindable camo. Not only would it look interesting, but a lot of people would welcome a free animated camo. I think it’s an interesting design, but I want to know what everyone else thinks

[old pike]

Abdiel Gamer and Blader#9957 was muted

[woven falcon]

Nice game it's almost as if there's no bugs whatsoever

I literally couldn't find anyone left to kill

The state of Pro Ranked MP

[oak tree]

All i feel is pain for our fallen comrades who couldn’t make it to legendary

[humble matrix]

Please come here and pick up my dogtag

[scenic jay]

Hmm let's see what's on the internet.

[scenic jay]

When i see enemy use legendary weapon

[tacit ember]

I have made bk57

[keen glacier]

This is my last war...

[tacit ember]

Bk 57 is a modified ak 74

[onyx rain]

People that has lost all his/her brain cells lmao

[supple knot]

should I be the 1Kth dislike?

[snow glen]

1 clown died 2 clown returned
Now 1 ghost died, let's see what happens in season 1(4)

[junior oriole]

Crying in the corner

[onyx rain]

[old pond]

When you re in ranked with ur friends and you ninja defuse the bomb

[hardy sky]

L.A.S.E.R.

[runic grove]

lucky :]

[onyx rain]

How to get kills lol

[runic grove]

yaaaaaaaaa

poor noobs cant go on the abusive spot :))))))

[faint isle]

Inflatable Tube Mara

[pale adder]

Best luck ever

[scenic jay]

CoDM Devs:

Tactical = Wood
Wood = Tactical

[cedar knot]

Go team

[exotic birch]

I’m short

[tough reef]

Damn the skins are getting weirder and weirder

[hybrid belfry]

Feeling the vibes of the next season

[hasty current]

Noice +69

[scenic jay]

Yo devs mind explaining this?

[green thunder]

Yo WHAT THE HELL is this battle pass. Jeez man the gun skins are getting worse.

[glad pine]

New season marksman rifle leaked

[slow wolf]

Codm: exist

Meanwhile in other country's ad

[runic grove]

how????????

[thick sinew]

Me: Please give me a normal game of ranked SnD.
Game:

[hasty current]

Ah yes...

[wintry sluice]

Activision : lets make a new skin
Devs : no we pay a random guy $5
To make for us !

[tough reef]

Me when I get killed out of nowhere in BR

[scenic jay]

Pretty nice

[junior oriole]

Got a 6 game losing streak ...And now in master 5 rank protection

[coarse fiber]

Codm isn't funny until the game is corrected tbh , here are some memes hope this isn't a repost

[scenic jay]

he wants new gun lol... he don't knw our devs... meta weapon will destroy every gun like now asm, mow and drh are everywhere... poor AGR lost in dust...

[wintry sluice]

Crates = 🤔
FTP= 😲
BP = ❤
Lucky draw =😂

[onyx rain]

If u finished with ur camo grind let others enjoy the gameplay, don’t be that guy.. lol

[keen glacier]

One Punch iPad

[ruby ether]

@short wadi he is a bot u bot .
And what happened to nuketown 84

[old pond]

Spawn kill be like :

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[lilac cargo]

Y’all have probably seen this, but it’s funny

[surreal fjord]

After buying mythic draw...

[junior oriole]

The gun

[timid tangle]

I am T-Posing

[frail portal]

New pistol leaked

[wintry sluice]

Lol

[scenic jay]

Sometimes I hate when you have to sprint and then you can slide

[lilac cargo]

[full palm]

See guys obj and slayer is a thing

[onyx rain]

When you are a true bot and SBMM puts against Pro Bots. PS: feel sorry for this dude lol

[stoic kestrel]

There is 1 imposter among us

[onyx rain]

[short patrol]

This took patience and skill

[kindred swan]

Woooo baby

[kindred swan]

And famas too

Also tf you mean by bullet spread?

[pseudo sage]

Na-45 review but with a plot twist

[twilit lagoon]

"Long-barrel attachment bazooka SMRS isn't real, it won't hurt you."
Long-barrel attachment bazooka SMRS :

[junior oriole]

Black & white mara

[wintry sluice]

First one is epic
Second one is
Rare
:T97_codm_kekpoint:

[coarse fiber]

My enemies in ranked (mostly due to desync)

[glad pine]

I unlocked Damascus camo for my fishes 😎

[runic grove]

oh my!

[runic grove]

codm or.....
cyberpunk?

[low lagoon]

sbmm right?

[stoic kestrel]

Sbmm? What does that mean anyway???

[mellow needle]

I made this

[last iron]

Codmunism

[stoic kestrel]

CyberDuty

[stoic kestrel]

True ;-;

[stray ore]

Random br class

[barren elbow]

The real justice!😐

[scenic jay]

Welcome to the gulag

[lilac cargo]

Noooooooo!!!!!!! Harambe!!!!! Tell us!!!

[stoic kestrel]

Ghost has won the Gulag so he can come back to kill Templar

[grim abyss]

Me try to get big a$$ Deagle aka .50 GS....

[scenic jay]

idk about u but i got it

[scenic jay]

@grim abyss ez kek not trying to brag btw

Ah yes the male stripper

[stoic kestrel]

Holy Soap is it True?!

[onyx rain]

New skins coming soon!!

[stoic kestrel]

Well it blue
And blue is my favorite color so yes I'll take it

[onyx rain]

[wary basin]

a salt rifle

[whole venture]

loose ends go GHOOST

[short wadi]

[earnest pendant]

finally got a pic of an actual dollar

[scenic jay]

New season character leak: Kermit The Frog With ak-47 full black

[supple knot]

Doesn't work that was simps.||@onyx rain thanks for the screenshot||

[formal oar]

10CR for Ghost Stealth duplicate? Seems about right, after giving it to everyone it's worthless

[onyx rain]

[scenic jay]

got this skin for the 5th time. Not kidding.

[white steeple]

Really? Thanks
Check the date xD

[short wadi]

Ever wondered what is thisname??

[plain sonnet]

Maevwat, Rafina, both are the main companies in codm i think

[open elm]

@plain sonnet is this skin coming next season?

[bright inlet]

the real reason why FB logged almost everyone out

(just a meme i did, dont take it seriously)

[plain sonnet]

yes, in an event similar to knights divided

[bright inlet]

i did the worst cod poster
i know its not mobile related but it has some codm snapshots so why not

[grim abyss]

I realised half blueprint guns and some of the character have a MAEWAT logo too. Its that anything about the comic and the MAEWAT corps?

[short wadi]

Maybe??

[grim abyss]

AW player flashback.

[short wadi]

CODM devs are drunk agai

[nova cloud]

Yes, indeed..

[wintry sluice]

How it feels like when you open 10 crates

[junior oriole]

Help me

[wintry sluice]

ZOMBIES 🧟‍♀️ mode is back !
(No its a ripoff z mode lol)

[fallow oracle]

10 credits mmmm

[plain sonnet]

yup

[scenic jay]

Chinease version?

[stoic kestrel]

No
It on the next Knight Divided (this season)
Soviet Union vs ATLAS Corporation

You know it only works on Facebook

[short patrol]

@stoic kestrel Ik

[pale adder]

AK-47 - Salt

[modest lotus]

Chopper there!

[pulsar wren]

Did you know that if you down someone in br and do all of your emotes in front of them 5 times before they bleed out, thats considered toxic?
Because I didn't know. 😁

[stoic kestrel]

When your opponent Is a legendary YT:

[scenic jay]

Imagine.......

[scenic jay]

Aim assist doesn’t really help to much when your quick scoping to so yeah.. lol @scenic jay

[scenic jay]

Nice copy

[humble matrix]

They got the drip tho

[grim abyss]

Chapter 9, page 1: Element 115 REVENGE

[wooden flame]

When you unlink and relink your account

[prime plover]

bruh they really messed up

[last iron]

Patch this lmao

[odd dome]

Officially done buying these scam packs

[short wadi]

Codm devs are really drunk again

[lilac cargo]

POV: You and your teammates trying to shoot down the enemy VTOL

[split knoll]

Is tengu tedd r is tedd tengu

[inland bluff]

Really?? Fennec in 2021?

[exotic birch]

i feel bad for the enemy who had that broken shock rc😔( )

[lilac cargo]

Don’t. The shock RC stopped working, because they were using the hip fire glitch

[exotic birch]

ok
Won a 4v5 with noob characters (the enemies weren’t bots/noobs)

[last iron]

Umm yes not gonna say anything

[scenic jay]

Bruh they are all bots

[kindred swan]

Hands down my most favorite calling cards. First being monsters in the dark, second tac insertion and lastly being He looked back

[woven falcon]

They were literally all bots

[supple knot]

Hey devs, Im not Indian or anything but pretty sure their that should be Indian and not Hindi...

[hasty current]

@supple knot I am Indian and the Devs are correct, it should be Hindi its the National language so ya

[open elm]

@odd dome why do you call it a scam?

[onyx rain]

How it all Went down...

[thick sinew]

When there's 1 guy who didn't buy the bp

[short wadi]

Why Didn't I get bots teamates??!

[devout umbra]

That hurt, over 100 times

[mossy sinew]

Br be like:

[glad pine]

The cooler Mason

[stuck field]

New silencer?

[grim abyss]

This is when my phone start heating very bad. Also where my weapon start looking weird.

[scenic jay]

aye where did u find me man

[stoic kestrel]

Bot has diamond Axe

[runic grove]

not bot

[runic grove]

[i know it's apex let me in peace]

[final reef]

Desperado: is given a pistol to self-revive once killed a person with it
Mechanic: is given an EMP drone
Airborne:

[wicked surge]

yes.

[stoic kestrel]

The guy didn't had a backpack and was trash on the game so Bot

[lilac cargo]

Why on earth would you wear a backpack??? It makes you a much bigger target, since getting shot in the backpack counts as shooting you

[stoic kestrel]

Wait... really
I thought it was for fashion

[lilac cargo]

Yeah. I never wear one. It’s less a problem in br, but in multiplayer, it makes you a much bigger target. Look at the side profile of you, with and without it on

[stoic kestrel]

Ok

[wintry sluice]

Only a true gamer knows

[pulsar wren]

Yall ever got into the airborne and it just keep going up?

[stoic kestrel]

Me:Can I see your PC setup
Friend: Sure
His PC Setup:

[wintry sluice]

[stoic kestrel]

I got a third option
Throw The better longer Flashbang and then destroy the door
You can break the wooden door if you keep shooting it
I like that new detail I never noticed

[mild coral]

@modest lotus

[solar mango]

Xd repost

[onyx rain]

80% of people play pubs to grind camos lol

[onyx rain]

Just gonna leave this here

[gentle summit]

Getting shot on the backpack does NOT count as shooting you. This can be tested by shooting at the backpack from the side, where bullets just go through the backpack. Just like how shooting the enemies' gun doesn't hurt him. It definitely does make you a bigger target tho.

[humble matrix]

Telephone of officers

[grim abyss]

Try count the reaction of letter "F".

[frail portal]

Something feels wrong about this air drop

[grim abyss]

@frail portal I might think this is only I can say to airdrop at outside of the map.

This is how new soldier hold AR.

[exotic birch]

Final killcams are getting buggier day by day

[tired pine]

6k credit > rare skin (maybe)

[potent herald]

The good ending

[runic grove]

@scenic jay catch some nice things

[whole lance]

Ah yes

[modern cargo]

[pliant sequoia]

I got like 4 kills when i got stuck here and I swear I laughed so hard.

(Got stuck by after looting the crate i went on top of it then got stucked)

[onyx rain]

They removed it lmaaao (Reddit Mods are a bunch of little kids that can’t have sense of humor)

[spark shore]

The numbers, Mason

[oak tree]

When u are the only kid that didn’t get invite to the party but still wen anyways

[grim abyss]

Me: I play a games mostly like 5 hours and then continue my homework
Also me:

||Conclusion:|| ||I didnt do any homework, I just playing games for 24 hours||

[grizzled pagoda]

where did you find the first scene? for research purposes of course

[granite anvil]

My friend said that he was done for the day, so he left and on the very next match look who I found (my friend's name is aqua)

[woven falcon]

It's MGSV Quiet will do that and more if you have high synergy

[steady tartan]

Ranked domination is just a running simulator.

[onyx rain]

[grizzled pagoda]

I know

[scenic jay]

Battle royale belike

[woven falcon]

Campsite is boomin

[paper kraken]

Bug 🙂 thx codm

[shy sable]

Myphon

[wicked fossil]

Codm devs: I can milk you
released mythic ak47

[kindred swan]

Lmao no, it does count as a hit box, who the hell told you that

[scenic jay]

So gae and keep it codm only

[scenic jay]

Did you.... just Rick roll us with a Japanese artist?

[onyx rain]

Every time lol

[supple spindle]

Posted a feedback a while back about colours of skins and some people didn't get what I was saying. So here it is..
Which one looks better?

[exotic birch]

The second one in my opinion,and it’s very surprising that battle hardened is for free

[scenic jay]

Class: Ar
Weapon: Locus

[lilac cargo]

I just spent 7 hours downloading and installing Warzone on my pc, only to find out that I can’t play cause my pc is barely too old. Can somebody add some crying reactions?

[scenic jay]

We can't add any other emoji besides the ones alr sent automatically

[supple knot]

Pretty sure the one who made this had no idea which was which. Correct me if I am wrong.

[scenic jay]

What's that video name

[grim abyss]

Me: having a good connection to play rank
In ranked match:

[scenic jay]

definetly a helicopter

[quaint osprey]

when i kill somebody

[scenic jay]

(from reddit) look closely. Something's not right.

[whole lance]

Codm at 3 AM

[tired pine]

[plain sonnet]

isnt that how u grind all ur diamonds or i just missed the joke:v

[wintry sluice]

...

[junior oriole]

what is he holding

Is this one parker ...Face reveal for a millisecond 😄

[long wasp]

please fix your bots part 2

[wintry sluice]

How would you describe codm ?
Me :

[granite anvil]

When you sneak up behind a camper

[grim abyss]

Me saw Breacher Device at ICR-7 muzzle attachment

:Me in Ranked match:

[scenic jay]

hey uhh... where the other half of my gun and the uh.... mag...? (i was 1v1ing with my friend and this happend )

[wintry sluice]

Community: nerfe snipers
Sniper :
Brrrrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrr

[low lagoon]

When someone says snipers should be nerfed.

[stoic kestrel]

Dang the new tank skin is looking sick

[solar mango]

Rank goes brrrrt

[stoic kestrel]

Welcome to my world

Psychologists: Tubaman doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
Tubaman:

The XS1 goliath and Juggernaut: Finally a Worthy opponent our battle will be legendary

[grim abyss]

[scenic jay]

[manic moat]

true or false ??

[gentle island]

When you solo player, still.....

[exotic birch]

CODM after every season update: Various bug fixes!!
Community: Bug fixes my foot!

[onyx rain]

🤖 🔫

[humble matrix]

Pubg create unique events? You must be joking pal

[grim abyss]

They drunk all over season 'till Season 2021

[runic grove]

For evry campers/gaykimbo/ na45 / grenade launcher / flamethrower / anhilator players
Jus take this

[modern cargo]

[grim abyss]

Yep. they drunk just give me an air-walk.

[scenic jay]

Bruh akimbo isn't even OP anymore. You're just sad. You didn't even mention asm10 users so imma guess you're apart of them👁️ 👁️

[runic grove]

yeah i miss [i dont use this poop]
and akimbo deagle is very op

[sand arch]

This guy was trash talking in rank cause they won the first 2 rounds in s&d. Later in the match he lost 5-3 cause of his trash talking. Then he challenged me to a 1v1. And this noob used anilator against me in a 1v1 I mean seriously. But he still got wrecked.
Conclusion: Don't trash talk untill u are certain that u are gonna win or don't do it at all. 😀😂

[primal mauve]

When the enemy drops a legendary gun:

[stoic sonnet]

Autobots Transform

[tranquil echo]

Me and my teammate’s assists are a joke...

[stoic sonnet]

Golden Bk-57 Countdown

[scenic jay]

This is what happens when our boi PlasticFoods gets pissed

[grim abyss]

OP but accuracy of hip fire deagle never accurate

[scenic jay]

1v3 my teammate left me and I made someone on the enemy team rage quit lol

[drowsy scroll]

Saying mp5k to qq9 is cool lol

[scenic jay]

one of the whackest games bruh. double nuke and the game ended because of the timer not score lmao. but the dude in second tho jesus christ 138 kd

[fleet flame]

If by community you mean the loud toxic minority that has come up after path camping with his LK said it was unfair then yes, the "community"

Path just has a bias against one shot weapons in general, his statistics on snipers compared to other weapons are purposefully made to make it seem like they're OP when first, the weapons he compares aren't used at all, and second, it doesn't take into account how the weapon plays out in game. Despite what people seem to think most snipers who rush in for cqbs don't win all their gunfights unless the person they're against is a bot

[onyx rain]

For All The SIMPS out there

[stray ore]

More simp material

[stoic kestrel]

Nobody:
Tryhards on Ranks:

[brittle magnet]

Bro chill, bottem left toe pics

[scenic jay]

👁️💧👄💧👁️

[scenic jay]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

[slow wolf]

Don't hate me bruh, This is for your own good.

[grim abyss]

Me: Exo - Ice Kraken
Also me: Backpack 1 - Glacier:

[scenic jay]

Glacier guns, backpack, skin would make a good combo

[onyx rain]

Imagine lying about ur gameplay

[mossy sinew]

I met a clan member in br

[scenic jay]

Who's gonna tell him

[onyx rain]

🤡

[scenic jay]

Gamestonk!!!

[grim abyss]

Like this eh?

[grim abyss]

Love is War special ending eh?? sent me the Chica media only. need to do something else

[scenic jay]

|| No need to worry, I’m safe ||

[final reef]

my internet when i study: 300 mbps
my internet when im about to do some serious sweating:

[exotic birch]

Why are we here?Just to suffer ( )

[violet helm]

yeah i got the wingsuit clapstick 100% no fake..

[scenic jay]

Bruh when i activated poltergeist skill, all my enemies know where i am

[limpid violet]

CoD Mobile: <​a:MA_codm_pfft:804166567922368572>

ff: <​a:PA_codm_crying:804163122968920114>

[runic grove]

so close (thanks teammate)

[clever moss]

Smh real to me

[onyx rain]

@frank drum I created ur new pfp lol

[analog ibex]

When you use a really bad gun but still come out on top

[pliant sequoia]

"The asm10 is gay."

ASM10 Users:

[onyx rain]

[woven falcon]

How useless can a squad be

Two landed across the map and died so I couldn't grab the tags and the other was just useless but he got the final kill

[scenic jay]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got em

[scenic jay]

i can literally buy 69 purple cards

[short patrol]

@scenic jay waste of credits

[runic grove]

[scenic jay]

ppl with templar skin be like

[wintry sluice]

I'm called Mr no hands

[sage aurora]

First Meme, Pls don't be to harsh

[scenic jay]

Someone sent this to me

[exotic birch]

Too young to know that

[stray ore]

@iWrathMaster(S5)#4213 you laughed at your own post

[grim abyss]

i like this one

[exotic birch]

just to get a huge number
The characters in the older seasons(been playing since season 5)

[formal birch]

Graceful

[unkempt mantle]

Danceordie is me and I just wanna die 171 assists

[scenic jay]

Recoil 3 🤡 easy to control

[lime helm]

[scenic jay]

You've accomplished something in life!

[quaint osprey]

when you get carried because you eat

[wintry sluice]

Maybe 2022 I will get it
After 1200 pulls already

[grim abyss]

I reinstall codm because of the frame rate drops, but...

[pulsar wren]

We all got that guy on our friends list who grabs all 4 adrenaline out of the air drop and then you gotta ask him to drop you one even if you're at 1hp.

[ruby turret]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[onyx rain]

EZ Diamond camos lol

[grim abyss]

Maybe you guys will remember this song

[grim abyss]

Use other word than my word of Fennec Guy.

[stoic kestrel]

The gun of the pic: M4
The gun he has: ICR-1
Devs drunk or the put the ICR-1 skin too look like M4 but with different stats

[tired pine]

here's 3 option

[stoic kestrel]

I got a 4 show them your better than all of them outsmart them

[viscid leaf]

@tired pine

[scenic jay]

made a "sks" at 3 am,was super tired and bored so i made that

[scenic jay]

didnt even buy

[junior oriole]

When we will be grandpas 💙💚

Never try to cheat a soldier 😉

[modern cargo]

@wintry sluice

[hardy sky]

Poor bots got spawnkillled

[dire dirge]

Not exactly codm but ss from cold war campaign

[grim abyss]

All of us: We knew that.
All of us:

[analog ibex]

Gettin that thang to max before it even comes out. Hell yeah

[stoic kestrel]

How he got 200 ammo and boosted the damage!?

[scenic jay]

Its photoshopped

[sour talon]

I still have these from when zombies was a thing :')

[wintry sluice]

I ...

[scenic jay]

[terse rampart]

Park will always have a special place in my heart

[exotic birch]

Just killed some guys with nuke,used lord of death emote and this is what happens

[exotic birch]

QXR is OP
(I feel sad for the enemies cuz they have only 4 in the team )

[daring geyser]

ah .... here we go again

[short shore]

Totally new old update

[glad holly]

Visible confusion :(

[kindred swan]

POGFERG

[short shore]

How often you get to see this
Plot twist :my friend fell off a bike and was killed by the cactus 🌵

[scenic jay]

Watch til the end

[short shore]

Lol cactus kill

[wintry sluice]

This weapon never got an epic skin

[stoic kestrel]

Girls: Boys don't know what true sadness is
Boys: P a I n

[scenic jay]

Imagine coming back from getting water to see this

[onyx rain]

Urban cracker

[scenic jay]

Man y’all clowns, catch up

[scenic jay]

for you mason not for me

[final reef]

Me: turns on codm and goes straight into the ranked after it moved on after the update
that small clip that showcases season rewards before you can proceed to the game:

[onyx rain]

@frank drum

[elder gorge]

6 Create

[runic grove]

new name :]

[grim abyss]

Me: 4:4 in ranked match S&D
Also me:

||I know it been taken from lobby, just think like if that thing happen.||

[tough reef]

Me coming back to CoDM after a few weeks

[rapid maple]

my first time playing on shipment in any COD game:

[short patrol]

@exotic ember the kid has a point tbh, yes the option is there yet it gives you a heavy advantage against others.

[naive turtle]

👁️👄👁️

[scenic jay]

pain

[onyx rain]

[supple knot]

How is this not the best AK-47 skin in the game?!

[onyx rain]

How to easily get frustrated

[onyx rain]

[grim abyss]

Me: Hearing enemy XS1-Goliath gunshots
Also me: (Big brain skill activated)

[white steeple]

That's strange hip-fire :D

[scenic jay]

asm10 spammers when asm10 gets nerfed

[runic grove]

crate are scam

[stoic kestrel]

I don't get it

[scenic jay]

ethan

[scenic jay]

Hmm

[scenic jay]

the music akimbo fennec spammers used to listen to when the akimbo fennec was op

[short patrol]

@runic grove nah bro, you scammed yourself. Crates are all about chance, and only 10 crates won’t get you much tbh.

[keen depot]

Skill based matchmaking

[scenic jay]

It's br smh

[thick sinew]

Not mine it's from a garena post in fb.

[glacial vigil]

And if you also used your last adrenaline

[surreal fjord]

My teammate just lost his head...

[dusk summit]

How does my sniper even shots

[stoic kestrel]

Us when we see a user using the NERFED fennekimbo on rank:

[naive turtle]

T

[scenic jay]

Such a true story

[edgy olive]

Yeah, makes sense

[scenic jay]

How is this not gold

[scenic jay]

Me and the boys watching people still complain about akimbo fennec users when the gun has already been nerfed to the ground:

[lilac cargo]

Notice how it’s only two people there, and you already admitted you were one of them

[scenic jay]

You're forgetting the armors in the back

[onyx rain]

Every teammate & enemy throwing Nades a second after the match starts

[fierce wing]

Me explaining to the devs why I need Hachi that costs 790 CP

[grim abyss]

Me searching music for best performance to playing codm until accidentally see.....

[grim abyss]

seems like complaining about position of Ranked Match S&D Standoff

[slow wolf]

Woah, what my snowman doin-

[vast wagon]

Me who get Hachi Only 50 cp (only buy 1)

[scenic jay]

I got ICR 1 tourmaline for 25 cp only!

[vast wagon]

I got Ghost - Stealth only 20 cp (in Web Lucky Draw ||also im playing Garena Version :3||)

[scenic jay]

I got 2 ghost stealths for freee

[pulsar wren]

Me when I get my team mates tags on the snowboard and get away.

[bright root]

lmao

[gentle summit]

Dude getting his hole blasted: You scanning your teammates' tags
Merc 5 Going Dark: the enemies who followed you with their own snowboards

This is a true story btw. I went through the entirety of Launch Base and they just wouldn't give up the chase. I only noticed they were following me when I was scanning dogtags

[final reef]

android users be like

[fickle nexus]

What are you doing step snowman

[timid coral]

Makin the 117 look good again ft. Trash teammates cuz SBMM is busted

[upper leaf]

[runic grove]

repost

[scenic jay]

It is better doe

[stoic kestrel]

There is a bot among us:

[runic grove]

oof

[stoic kestrel]

Templar: Kill Ghost
Ghost:

[runic grove]

laggers : my game is Fine
also laggers

[scenic jay]

When you finally get to the mf-ing camper who killed you 5 times

[tranquil echo]

Insane quickscope 😈

[stoic kestrel]

When you're teammates steal all the adrenaline:

[torn bronze]

Ah yes, definitely

[stiff sphinx]

Enjoy 🤣🤣🤣

[edgy olive]

I mean, I know that red might win. But I am loyal to blue. Fight strong blue Brothers

[final reef]

we green will win

[stoic kestrel]

Don't worry Blue is gonna win
Trust me

[stoic kestrel]

Now we know where they got the emote
😂 👌

[scenic jay]

[short patrol]

CODM gifted me skins to truly represent my team! Team blue!

[frail tiger]

Visible confusion

[short patrol]

Join the Atlas Corporation and see change for a new world! A Utopia so great! Is something we fight for!

[thick sinew]

Join Cordis Die cause unlike others we don't start wars to earn profits we fight for our freedom and are lead by our glorious Martyr Raul Menendez to freedom and peace.

[short patrol]

Join the Atlas Corporation and see change for a new world! A Utopia so great! Is something we fight for!

[scenic jay]

Can you guys drop some more wallpapers

[short patrol]

Join the Atlas Corporation and see change for a new world! A Utopia so great! Is something we fight for!

[exotic birch]

Whats the other one doing?

[scenic jay]

Not mine btw

[whole lance]

Where is our free crates like in China? Activision?

[supple knot]

@short patrol @thick sinew Bruh, no one cares about the fight for humanity, freedom or the world, we fight for the stupid epic ATV!

[tulip pewter]

When you accidentally joined Atlas instead Cordis Die and now you'll have to achieve that stupid epic atv

[supple knot]

bruh, both gun skins are pretty lame. They are either black or white with a logo slapped next to it 🤣

If you think knights divided is better than this one = 😂

If you think fight for humanity is better = 😒

[tulip pewter]

I prefer have these skins instead those

[tight tendon]

Wheeze

[runic grove]

pink

[whole venture]

Krueger do be lookin sad tho

[short patrol]

@supple knot bruh that’s literally just you, just saying. Like Fr bro stop being bad at the game. Get good bro. Cmon like get good. Stop being bad.

[whole venture]

stop watching this our brudda, we must fight the MPLA

press ❤️ to join the UNITA, our journey to victory has begun, their journey to hell has arrived

death to the MPLA

[pulsar wren]

When you get downed and the whole enemy squad starts spamming their dance emotes.

[scenic jay]

Bruh idk what happened

[runic grove]

everyone waiting in lobby be like

[wintry sluice]

❤ = Blue and ATLAS
😲= Corodis Die

[exotic birch]

Codm: Introducing SBMM!
Me in ranked: (I'm in leggy I swear)

[supple knot]

Bruh, that makes no sense! I'm throwing out facts while you talk about some future of the world and 💩 ! Look at your reactions, you make no sense! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[bright root]

i was laughing for this idk why?

[lofty hemlock]

😄

[hasty current]

Something wrong...🥲

[short patrol]

@supple knot lol what I meant was that when you said that nobody cares for the event in general and that we were just fighting for a really bad atv skin. The first part isn’t necessarily true, although the second part where we are literally just fighting for the atv skin is true. You just literally putting odd claims out there makes you look like a clown tbh, just saying. Events like these for some people could be for glory, some could have no care in the world for it, and could actually have a fun time and try to complete the event.

[runic grove]

my phone after one game of ranked

[thick sinew]

Grinding participation points today be like

[thick sinew]

Therapist: Russian Merc McDonald's worker isn't real. Russian Merc McDonald's worker can't hurt you.
Russian Merc McDonald's worker:

[warped seal]

Its a damn npc they said

[runic grove]

yes.....
+10 crates cyber shogun for nothing
#crates_are_scam

[short patrol]

@runic grove nah you just scam yourself, YOU are the one buying them. CODM is the one SUPPLYING the crates. They are trying to profit on content they work hard on.

[wintry sluice]

If you chose ATLAS
react ❤

[dusk summit]

Literal no scope

[wintry sluice]

LOL

[scenic jay]

Happens all the time

[dusk summit]

No mag so how does it shot

[tacit ermine]

No one:
Quickscopers:

[short patrol]

@tacit ermine lol why u playing on a laptop bruh

[modern cargo]

@tacit ermine @short patrol Laptop? wheres ur pc?

[short patrol]

@modern cargo wanted a phone instead just saying

[modern cargo]

[onyx rain]

[scenic jay]

Cod Mobile World Chat In A Nutshell

[terse rampart]

Thanks

[scenic jay]

[short shore]

That's something new in the chat

[pulsar wren]

The first player to the air drop.

[modern turret]

A n g e r y

[strange dirge]

2 vs 3 = tied
Hmmmm

[wicked surge]

Hell yeah it was worth the 200 ads i watched

[scenic jay]

Poop the BOMB 💣

[runic grove]

legendary mw11

[hasty pebble]

Me and codm

[alpine girder]

Codm: among us drip edition

[plain sonnet]

Teacher: The test isn't that confusing
The Test:

[stoic kestrel]

Car inside house

[stoic kestrel]

Revolver

[grim abyss]

Something not suitable on background of BR lobby...

[woven falcon]

They be getting kinda intimate tho

[modern cargo]

[short patrol]

@modern cargo that’s awesome bro, keep up the good work

[stoic kestrel]

._.

[onyx rain]

Global chat should be deleted lol idk what is wrong with ppl

[limpid violet]

my teammate has a laser gun

[scenic jay]

Took me a while... 😳

[dire dirge]

[tough reef]

When you are the first to die in BR

[willow cargo]

Codm new anime skin (Leaked)

[tough reef]

My face when I get a legendary weapon

[wicked fossil]

Well... they released it for AS VAL

[pulsar wren]

"Bro you just pulled 4 adrenaline out the supply box and the Lv3 vest, I asked for meds and you dropped me 2 first aid sprays?"

[obsidian bear]

Was going to a supply drop and saw a little snowman vibing

[supple knot]

@obsidian bear kill it for loot

[obsidian bear]

crashes chopper on snowman free legendary ak47, dont mind if i do

[strange dirge]

[modern cargo]

Imao

[potent herald]

Every single call of duty

[pulsar wren]

Gives me an idea for a light tank

[stoic kestrel]

[surreal fjord]

Before everything was cracked to hell...

[tough reef]

When you find that one teammate who you haven't played with in forever

[tulip pewter]

Everytime I wish for ak-47 lemon drop candy drop

[plain sonnet]

Soul Knight

[grim abyss]

kinda want answer that

[pulsar wren]

Trying to run someone over in the antelope at 120 ping.

[runic grove]

really nice game boiiiii

[tough reef]

Memenade logo

[stoic kestrel]

Imposter

[modern cargo]

[tough reef]

Killing an enemy with their own grenade

[grim abyss]

ur allies throw back enemy grenad to them while ur allies have Flak Jacket

[tough reef]

CoDM going from season 13 to Season 1

[stoic kestrel]

Devs be like
Devs: Let add Peacekeeper MK 2 but without holographic Sight 3
Others Devs: GENIUS

[analog ibex]

How to carry 101: point and shoot

[plush vector]

The op guy with legendary weapons carrying the apes

[formal birch]

"Call of duty mobile is perfect"

[potent herald]

Even its not english, you will still understands it

[runic spire]

me after a bad day in ranked:

[tough reef]

Everyone after winning a BR match

When you're the first one to die in SnD

[formal birch]

Can't wait for the new shovel launcher

[scenic jay]

Source : Tmal

[modern cargo]

[kindred swan]

screams

[pliant sequoia]

[weary acorn]

Throne moment

[supple knot]

LOL, this guy typed a whole essay about the games faults and stuff, and my guy under that just typed a couple words and yet got more likes.

[dire dirge]

Just gonna leave this here, let’s see how many ppl get triggered

[stoic kestrel]

Reason devs give us ATV epic skin has reward is because there no drama like what happened in Knights Divided

[strange dirge]

New flying gun

[weary acorn]

That bruh moment when you get in the helicopter that enemy team rides
p.s. i killed the guy in the pic

[scenic jay]

[tacit abyss]

3 shot guns summed up

[bright root]

here we have a new blueprint arctic thre boi

[scenic jay]

thts me lol

[daring geyser]

GRIND BABY GRIND!! Ye Spend your whole day grinding!!!!
(codm 'really?')

[wintry sluice]

Fact or BS ?

[scenic jay]

didnt know theres a rave in my loadout everytime i check the color spectrum pistol

[scenic jay]

@supple knot i got more reaction thn you😂🤣

[glad pine]

WTF is this ?

[wintry sluice]

._.

[stoic kestrel]

I found out Devs wear gonna add the M4A1 not M4
But since some parts were unfinished
It didn't make it
WE NEED THEM TO ADD THE M4A1

[modern cargo]

1 unread message

[stoic kestrel]

Thx for the meme I'm taking it

[scenic jay]

[kindred swan]

I killed the guy with the gas wow

[willow saffron]

Yep

[gentle summit]

Literally all it takes to counter dropshotters is to jump. Was kinda mean to nerf it tbh

[supple knot]

Wrong team... I think it should have been boy vs girl/simp skins.

Get me down... please

[grim abyss]

team swap

[exotic birch]

What’s the goliath doing behind

[daring geyser]

Vewyy Struggle

[dire dirge]

Not sure why its a part of the blueprint but ok

[grim abyss]

every famas always have bipod🙃

[stoic kestrel]

Remember no Russian:

[scenic jay]

Butcher was kind enough to let us dance with him

[delicate kestrel]

Guys I found this hacker report him please🙏🙏🙏🙏

[scenic jay]

Wtf is your hud lmao

[fervent forge]

What?

[scenic jay]

Me after getting hit by Tank twice in Br and survive

[stoic kestrel]

Woods in a nutshell:

[obsidian wasp]

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[pulsar wren]

BR at 80 ping