#codm-humour

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winged whale
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Is it just me or dose the middle of the gun look like a keyboard

ancient moon
burnt scroll
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If your br group isn’t this hyped are you truly a 10/10 group?

cunning lark
scenic jay
short patrol
stoic kestrel
scenic jay
odd sundial
dire dirge
tough reef
burnt scroll
novel lance
scenic jay
coarse leaf
scenic jay
scenic jay
granite anvil
golden fossil
faint heart
novel lance
loud veldt
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Season 1 codm 3 October, back when i camped with DLQ tactical scope 🤣

waxen tide
runic grove
stoic kestrel
frank drum
nocturne sluice
solemn olive
scenic jay
pine comet
flint sky
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Same with the battle pass xp
(If you didn't get it the challenge says to use 5 xp cards to get 2 xp card also I know I don't need to use purple ones but its whatever)

surreal fjord
scenic jay
maiden lichen
polar ledge
grim abyss
runic grove
waxen tide
runic grove
final reef
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scenic jay
tough reef
slow wolf
scenic jay
short patrol
loud veldt
glad pine
short shore
placid kraken
flint sky
waxen tide
old pond
wintry sluice
grim abyss
grim abyss
wise iris
low lagoon
sour talon
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Me: surrendering and never using akimbo again.

The noobs: that force me to use it against them.

grim abyss
tacit ember
feral scarab
sour talon
humble matrix
wintry sluice
surreal fjord
stiff sphinx
dire dirge
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static burrow
wispy stream
scenic jay
terse rampart
unborn tapir
loud veldt
strange dirge
nimble mural
scenic jay
indigo stratus
scenic jay
plain sonnet
viscid leaf
plain sonnet
scenic jay
odd sundial
hoary maple
dire dirge
wintry sluice
sour talon
old pond
fickle nexus
novel lance
wintry sluice
fickle nexus
maiden lichen
tepid hull
wise iris
old pond
keen lintel
flint sky
keen depot
quartz bolt
glacial vigil
tepid hull
scenic jay
humble matrix
tough reef
waxen tide
grim abyss
fierce wing
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Literally every single F2P CoDM OGs that didn’t get the ghost skins:

frail portal
olive fiber
scenic jay
stray ore
dire dirge
fleet flame
stoic kestrel
humble matrix
static burrow
stoic kestrel
graceful carbon
wintry sluice
coarse leaf
fresh beacon
muted trout
scenic jay
supple knot
scenic jay
short patrol
scenic jay
grim abyss
frank drum
ruby ether
wicked fossil
late wyvern
loud veldt
keen lintel
rose ivy
tough reef
whole lance
sturdy stratus
keen pasture
plain sonnet
hushed patio
scenic jay
fleet night
onyx rain
kindred swan
stoic kestrel
granite anvil
wintry sluice
stray ore
radiant moss
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stoic kestrel
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tough reef
foggy mirage
tough reef
foggy mirage
humble matrix
willow saffron
scenic jay
tough reef
scenic jay
strange dirge
neat ermine
scenic jay
slow wolf
nimble mural
wintry sluice
coarse leaf
plain sonnet
tacit ember
stiff sphinx
faint heart
fleet gazelle
tough reef
final reef
surreal fjord
oblique stump
tough reef
scenic jay
fresh beacon
low lagoon
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Thanks codm for this amazing prize you have given to us. I couldnt imagine how far the game was gonna come since i downloaded the first night the game came out. Honestly thanks! ❤️ It was so good that the game even froze like T55_codm_bigbrain

scenic jay
old heath
tough reef
scenic jay
old heath
scenic jay
old heath
scenic jay
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I know what I must do but I’m not sure if I have the strength to do it

edgy olive
scenic jay
lavish mountain
drifting mirage
scenic jay
marsh sorrel
novel turret
nocturne sluice
white steeple
onyx tartan
dire dirge
scenic jay
stiff sphinx
late wyvern
wary latch
late wyvern
scenic jay
quartz bolt
fair vigil
wintry sluice
coarse leaf
coarse leaf
coarse leaf
scenic jay
tough reef
supple spindle
fickle peak
topaz brook
fierce ermine
tough reef
radiant moss
scenic jay
wintry sluice
whole venture
tough reef
stoic kestrel
tough reef
hushed patio
novel turret
distant mica
wintry sluice
tough reef
novel turret
dire dirge
scenic jay
static burrow
lament shell
scenic jay
scenic jay
lavish mountain
devout light
twilit lagoon
old pond
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Platinum skin x1000 (btw it’s not the platinum, it’s just a rare skin)

scenic jay
waxen tide
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old pond
old pond
simple plinth
old pond
wintry sluice
scenic jay
tough reef
dire dirge
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Waaa waaa Devs shouldn’t pamper new players waaaaa waaaa, is that all ya’ll can do? Complain, they’re trying to get newer players into the game. A welcoming environment for new players.
But nah, its just waaaa waaaa, cry

scenic jay
hasty pebble
odd sundial
tough reef
tough reef
short patrol
scenic jay
kindred swan
tough reef
supple knot
scenic jay
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are you kidding me. is this the definition of “new better matchmaking” i only get 1 real team mate and i’m missing a team mate. while they get 3. okay

rugged slate
dire flower
slow wolf
scenic jay
tough reef
viscid leaf
flint sky
scenic jay
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dynoSuccess Shiba 先輩#6969 has been warned.

steady tartan
coarse leaf
quartz bolt
coarse leaf
patent pine
scenic jay
stiff sphinx
fickle nexus
final reef
wintry sluice
solar meadow
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You spend over $70 and still don’t get the legendary that’s all I wanted for Christmas

tacit ember
rose ivy
inland bluff
stiff sphinx
stiff sphinx
lilac cargo
tough reef
odd dome
rose ivy
wintry sluice
lilac cargo
lilac cargo
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So y’all need to explain to me who this “Plasticfoods” guy is

novel lance
grim abyss
scenic jay
scenic jay
short patrol
edgy olive
lilac cargo
edgy olive
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waxen tide
scenic jay
oblique stump
lilac cargo
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This team looks like a group that is scared of COVID-19, and the Karen in the back

steady tartan
scenic jay
low lagoon
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Old blue tier guns are better than the new epics. isnt it kinda funny ?

white galleon
strange dirge
fallen knoll
summer willow
nimble mural
modern cargo
old pond
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Me after 3 hours in ranked grinding in Master III (full of asm10 users)

wintry sluice
tight tendon
wicked fossil
scenic jay
half zenith
keen lintel
hasty pebble
lilac cargo
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lilac cargo
twilit lagoon
frail portal
analog ridge
burnt creek
willow cargo
lilac cargo
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Ghost looks so dumb while he’s snowboarding. Them chicken legs though

waxen tide
scenic jay
formal oar
tight tendon
old pond
scenic jay
grim abyss
twilit lagoon
stray ore
white shell
scenic jay
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“skill based match making” what an actual joke. i didn’t do well but are you kidding they all went negitave and there was a afk dude 😐

tight tendon
grim abyss
scenic jay
tough reef
scenic jay
stone marlin
scenic jay
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Me when i get killed by some random dude in ranked with a M4 and he was not camping

tough reef
low lagoon
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ranked rn P94_codm_MP_legendary
(There were 2 more people camping btw, i killed one and got instakilled the second i jumped down)

burnt scroll
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When your friends make party plans without you and don’t tell you what to wear so the gang matches

gilded fable
wintry sluice
distant mica
open elm
steep peak
oak tree
lilac cargo
scenic jay
wise iris
tough reef
burnt scroll
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You ever just aim with a gun so hard you jab the stock to your face

glossy cloak
onyx tartan
novel lance
fierce ermine
willow cargo
coarse leaf
low lagoon
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when you 1v4 the toxic enemy that called you a bot and still have alot of time to defuse the bomb.

tight tendon
muted solar
whole venture
oblique stump
neat ermine
sly citrus
tight tendon
lilac cargo
scenic jay
tough reef
tacit ember
lilac cargo
scenic jay
old heath
lilac cargo
scenic jay
wintry sluice
chrome grotto
tough reef
novel lance
supple knot
glad pine
tough reef
tight tendon
sweet night
flint sky
oblique stump
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waxen tide
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When i die to someone who's actually better than me rather than a cheap player

pseudo sage
coarse fiber
old pond
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Ah yeah, skill based, i see i see (plz help me 😭) and i lost -25 but i have more score than the enemy team

scenic jay
rare axle
old pond
grand valley
rare axle
supple knot
kindred swan
tight tendon
old pond
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finally, after millions of asm10 users and campers, i can rest in peace now, dislike this if you want, i don’t care, im... happy....

lilac cargo
lilac cargo
whole lance
final reef
granite anvil
static burrow
scenic jay
scenic jay
tough reef
gusty pawn
novel turret
scenic jay
strange dirge
frail tiger
short patrol
scenic jay
tough reef
white steeple
formal oar
coarse fiber
scenic jay
short shore
viscid leaf
tight tendon
short shore
coarse fiber
strange dirge
keen depot
formal oar
short shore
tranquil sparrow
prime plover
drowsy scroll
coarse fiber
lilac cargo
echo jungle
scenic jay
hot mulch
grim abyss
glad pine
scenic jay
scenic jay
supple knot
stray ore
vast wagon
gilded fable
grim abyss
white shell
tough reef
thick sinew
grand valley
full ridge
scenic jay
wintry sluice
waxen tide
hushed patio
nocturne sluice
light barn
low lagoon
scenic jay
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Me: praying to get a good team in rank
Codm’s Matchmake system:

earnest hearth
scenic jay
full lantern
tough reef
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scenic jay
worn crow
tough reef
burnt scroll
frail portal
fickle peak
knotty rock
stiff sphinx
rich scroll
full ridge
novel lance
frail tiger
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Me trying to figure out how some people got diamond camo only a day after it was releasedT97_codm_kekwhat

scenic jay
lilac cargo
runic grove
old pond
low lagoon
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one of my first skins from probably the first week the game released lol

scenic jay
tough reef
steady tartan
tough reef
idle wyvern
hasty pebble
final reef
supple knot
grim abyss
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What item will i get for the next draw?
Laugh=ORV
Love=DLQ
Thinking=AK117
Wow?=Your luck very low @AncientCrawFPS#3093
Bored=ORV
Didnt Care=DLQ

worn crow
scenic jay
gilded fable
grim abyss
oak tree
scenic jay
edgy olive
gilded fable
edgy olive
fickle peak
primal mauve
low lagoon
primal mauve
waxen tide
knotty rock
scenic jay
scenic jay
nimble fulcrum
echo jungle
modern cargo
muted solar
wintry sluice
knotty rock
grim abyss
modern cargo
scenic jay
wintry sluice
scenic jay
analog ibex
worn crow
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when i realize that this community simps for 2d pixels labeled on an digitalized weapon

also credit to abdoodoo for posting this in general today so i can pirate T51_codm_jerrywhat

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scenic jay
tacit ember
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formal oar
daring geyser
gentle summit
tight tendon
knotty rock
wintry sluice
scenic jay
drifting mirage
raw cliff
fierce ermine
tough reef
supple knot
glacial vigil
scenic jay
scenic jay
burnt scroll
tough reef
tough reef
static burrow
onyx rain
wintry sluice
tough reef
lilac cargo
novel turret
humble matrix
scenic jay
wintry sluice
grim abyss
scenic jay
scenic jay
tight tendon
exotic birch
short shore
knotty rock
willow cargo
gloomy flare
scenic jay
grand valley
runic grove
flat iris
knotty rock
nova cloud
glad pine
pseudo sage
jovial kindle
stoic kestrel
white steeple
scenic jay
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me when bot lobby + presistance noobs that cant get enough kills for vtol and keep taking my xs1 T10_codm_topkek :

short patrol
onyx rain
scenic jay
onyx rain
lime helm
wooden nimbus
scenic jay
stray ore
scenic jay
runic grove
novel lance
scenic jay
scenic jay
obsidian bear
coarse fiber
white steeple
stray ore
junior oriole
scenic jay
thick sinew
valid rivet
short patrol
valid rivet
tight tendon
barren elbow
flint sky
scenic jay
supple knot
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That one time I read what my teacher is presenting during class and see this... I think she is a Gamer.

frank drum
pale adder
simple geyser
nova cloud
runic grove
junior oriole
wintry sluice
keen depot
scenic jay
keen glacier
knotty rock
edgy olive
granite anvil
frank drum
split ivy
old pond
runic grove
lilac cargo
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Weren’t people saying 41 headshots was a good flex? How’s this? Also, am I the only one who thinks it looks like a bird?

scenic jay
gilded fable
glad pine
onyx rain
old pond
dire dirge
oak tree
pale adder
scenic jay
novel lance
dire dirge
lilac cargo
scenic jay
novel lance
slim schooner
scenic jay
muted trout
scenic jay
kindred swan
prime wing
drowsy scroll
supple knot
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When you got no phone to play CODM on so you ask your mum... (Thats me)
||@dire dirge thanks for the meme!||

wicked fossil
exotic birch
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IDK why but it’s easier for me to aim with this accidental glitch 😂

dire dirge
runic grove
mossy sinew
grim abyss
thick sinew
runic grove
scenic jay
whole venture
scenic jay
scenic jay
fiery pewter
scenic jay
uneven prawn
kindred swan
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Ey the VO team really are doing their best, grinch got his own voice lines

grim abyss
kindred swan
sand arch
pastel marsh
knotty rock
junior oriole
supple knot
mossy sinew
novel lance
keen glacier
onyx rain
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Devs giving u hint of what they gonna do after u buy lucky draw.....

runic grove
grim abyss
burnt scroll
potent herald
foggy mirage
tranquil echo
runic grove
hoary frigate
stray ore
flint sky
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Oh cmon dude reddit was enough now it came to discord :/
||ik this is now cod related so it can be deleted||

gilded fable
grim abyss
scenic jay
scenic jay
runic grove
spark shore
stray ore
scenic jay
junior hedge
grim abyss
junior oriole
supple knot
potent herald
low lagoon
plucky stream
scenic jay
kindred swan
leaden dome
pseudo sage
scenic jay
supple knot
wintry sluice
runic grove
scenic jay
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My sister really just sent me this cause I get mad at campers all the time and half the time they aren’t even snipers

nocturne sluice
rigid swallow
scenic jay
scenic jay
slow wolf
wintry sluice
stray ore
short patrol
scenic jay
runic grove
short patrol
runic grove
violet kernel
grim abyss
wintry sluice
obsidian bear
wise iris
wicked fossil
timid tangle
lime helm
scenic jay
wintry sluice
lilac cargo
scenic jay
mild burrow
runic grove
wintry sluice
rugged slate
novel lance
scenic jay
scenic jay
light barn
sacred sierra
runic grove
violet helm
wintry sluice
nocturne sluice
ruby ether
final reef
obsidian bear
scenic jay
old pond
hasty pebble
elder shuttle
mossy sinew
loud oyster
pale adder
meager pike
runic grove
kindred swan
stoic kestrel
gilded fable
fiery pewter
mossy sinew
jovial kindle
fierce plover
woven falcon
unborn aurora
earnest pendant
loud oyster
stiff sphinx
stray ore
barren elbow
old pond
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He is my friend cuz i give him a big burger 🍔
He is happy now

wise iris
stray ore
pseudo sage
shy sable
full ridge
frail portal
meager pike
lament shell
old pond
scenic jay
tough reef
pale adder
runic grove
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After 9hours of try hard on ranked on 149 vs 149 imagine have this

sour talon
upper leaf
scenic jay
timid coral
humble matrix
slow wolf
heavy swan
ruby ether
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iron thunder
tranquil echo
runic grove
exotic birch
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Me playing with a teammate in a public match filled with pros(He started irritating me cuz i went afk a few seconds ago)

runic grove
queen heron
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Yes I stole this meme from reddit. What you gonna do about it huuh?

humble matrix
wintry sluice
vague geode
wintry sluice
gilded fable
frank drum
keen lintel
gilded fable
full palm
fleet flame
scenic jay
edgy olive
lilac cargo
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Why?! CoDM has been over run by simp devs. If they keep this up, I might die

edgy olive
half zenith
kindred swan
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Stupid SBMM fix your stupid game and I got scammed by codm, I’m suppose to get more cp when I paid for it

tough reef
gilded fable
scenic jay
tacit ember
scenic jay
supple knot
fickle nexus
nova cloud
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pseudo sage
scenic jay
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how it feels to use only attachments that increase movement speed on akimbo fennec

tired pine
coral owl
astral sable
muted trout
tranquil echo
tacit ember
tight tendon
final reef
long wasp
mossy sinew
wintry sluice
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tulip pewter
terse rampart
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