dank-memer

[red wigeon]

pls rob Dark Angel#2835

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from Dark Angel only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.

[red wigeon]

pls with 2500

[glossy flume]

@red wigeon ⏣ 2,500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,959,643.

[red wigeon]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[red wigeon]

pls rob Ridham#9999

[glossy flume]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[red wigeon]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[red wigeon]

pls rob Ridham#9999

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

Yikes! Ridham has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from Ridham only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.

[red wigeon]

pls with 2500

[glossy flume]

@red wigeon ⏣ 2,500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,957,143.

[red wigeon]

pls bal Ridham#9999

[glossy flume]

Ridham's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,653,389

what a noob · Jan 2, 2022, 5:54 AM

[red wigeon]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[red wigeon]

pls rob Dark Angel#2835

[glossy flume]

Too spicy, take a breather

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 5 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[red wigeon]

pls rob Dark Angel#2835

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from Dark Angel only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.

[red wigeon]

pls with 2500

[glossy flume]

@red wigeon ⏣ 2,500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,954,643.

Tip: Use pls work info for your job statistics!

[red wigeon]

pls work info

[glossy flume]

Work Information

> Statistics for Today (Discord Mod)

Hours Worked: 1
First Worked: 41 minutes and 49 seconds ago
Last Worked: 41 minutes and 49 seconds ago

Earned: ⏣ 28,964
Successes: 1
Fails: 5

> Total

Hours Worked: 55
Earned: ⏣ 768,502
Successes: 48
Fails: 60
Promotions: 7 (+ 2299)

[red wigeon]

pls rob Dark Angel#2835

[glossy flume]

Take a breather...

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[red wigeon]

pls rob Dark Angel#2835

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[red wigeon]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[red wigeon]

pls rob ANSH#2531

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid ANSH ⏣ 10,000.

[red wigeon]

pls with 10k

[glossy flume]

@red wigeon ⏣ 10,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,944,643.

[cunning lava]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

Pls use wish

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[cunning lava]

pls with max

[glossy flume]

@cunning lava ⏣ 788,068 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.

:NewMail: @cunning lava You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[cunning lava]

pls rob ! Dark Angel#2835

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[cunning lava]

pls rob ! Dark Angel#2835

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[red wigeon]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[winter karma]

Guys rip u

[cunning lava]

pls rob ! Dark Angel#2835

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[winter karma]

I stole 19m

[red wigeon]

pls rob adam29#0659

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

Yikes! adam29 has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?

[glossy flume]

adam29 placed a landmine in their wallet. It exploded when you opened it, blowing up in your face and killing you instantly.
You died.

[red wigeon]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[cunning lava]

pls rob @mystic crystal

[winter karma]

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 19,893,055

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[red wigeon]

pls rob adam29#0659

[glossy flume]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 14 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[cunning lava]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

Ok I guess you get no wishlist view

[winter karma]

I stole 19m

[cunning lava]

pls dep max

[red wigeon]

pls rob adam29#0659

[glossy flume]

Take a chill pill

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 7 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[red wigeon]

pls rob adam29#0659

[glossy flume]

Slow it down bud

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[cunning lava]

pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 788,068 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 788,068.

[red wigeon]

pls rob adam29#0659

[glossy flume]

LOL! They are doing something else with their stuff rn, wait for a bit

[cunning lava]

hahaha

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[red wigeon]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[cunning lava]

pls use sand

[red wigeon]

pls robANSH#2531

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

:sand: Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.

Do you still want to use this item?

Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.

[red wigeon]

pls rob ANSH#2531

[glossy flume]

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 194,617.

[red wigeon]

pls dep max

[cunning lava]

@red wigeon

[glossy flume]

This user has already had sand thrown in their face today! Give them a break goodness

[red wigeon]

pls use hoe

[inland dagger]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

@cunning lava ⏣ 788,068 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.

:NewMail: @cunning lava You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[glossy flume]

⏣ 294,617 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,239,260.

[glossy flume]

You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
You have 8x Lucky Horseshoe left.

[heavy plaza]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

Why whould i tell my name?'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 483,134 / 8,207,853 (5.9%)

😏 · Jan 2, 2022, 5:58 AM

[heavy plaza]

Pls with 10k

[glossy flume]

@heavy plaza ⏣ 10,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 473,134.

[cunning lava]

pls rob @red wigeon

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[red wigeon]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[cunning lava]

pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 788,068 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 788,068.

:xmark: This event has expired.

:White: I AM VERY BORED, SO HERE IS AN EVENT MY BORED GAMERS

guess guess guess

Jan 2, 2022, 5:58 AM

What is the type of this item?

Why whould i tell my name? answered first!

[glossy flume]

Results for 'I am very bored, so here is an event my bored gamers' event

Why whould i tell my name? procured ⏣ 2,749

[heavy plaza]

Pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 12,749 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 485,883.

[red wigeon]

pls with 100k

[glossy flume]

@red wigeon ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,139,260.

[cunning lava]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[red wigeon]

pls rob 473201317234343937

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[red wigeon]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[red wigeon]

pls rob Suzy♡#4680

[glossy flume]

Action Canceled

Yikes! Suzy♡ has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?

[glossy flume]

whew, dodged a bullet

[heavy plaza]

Pls bal @compact cosmos

[glossy flume]

Tip: Shredded Cheese item boosts your xp multiplier which makes you gain xp a lot faster!

AJAX's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Jan 2, 2022, 5:59 AM

[red wigeon]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

You try to steal from ! Dark Angel only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.

[red wigeon]

pls with 2.5k

[glossy flume]

@red wigeon ⏣ 2,500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,136,760.

Tip: Annual billing offers a 10% discount for premium perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

[red wigeon]

pls rob 862739053879099432

[glossy flume]

Woah now, slow it down

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 7 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[red wigeon]

pls rob 862739053879099432

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[red wigeon]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[red wigeon]

pls rob 862739053879099432

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from ! Dark Angel only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.

[red wigeon]

pls with 2500

[glossy flume]

@red wigeon ⏣ 2,500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,134,260.

[red wigeon]

pls rob 862739053879099432

[glossy flume]

Too spicy, take a breather

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 15 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[red wigeon]

pls rob 862739053879099432

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from ! Dark Angel only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.

[red wigeon]

pls with 2500

[glossy flume]

@red wigeon ⏣ 2,500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,131,760.

[wheat trail]

pls use wish

[misty willow]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[red wigeon]

pls rob 862739053879099432

[glossy flume]

Spam isn't cool fam

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 13 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[red wigeon]

pls rob 862739053879099432

[glossy flume]

Hold your horses...

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[red wigeon]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[red wigeon]

pls rob 862739053879099432

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[red wigeon]

pls rob Ansh#7915

[glossy flume]

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 150,495. :horseshoe:

:xmark: This event has expired.

:Green: TRIVIA NIGHT

Let's see who's the smartest person here!

Jan 2, 2022, 6:02 AM

When was Chapter 1 of the Source Engine mod "Underhell" released?
You have 12 seconds to answer

Difficulty

Medium

Category

Entertainment: Video Games

[red wigeon]

pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 250,495 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,382,255.

Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs

[red wigeon]

pls with 100k

[glossy flume]

@red wigeon ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,282,255.

[red wigeon]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[red wigeon]

pls rob @mystic crystal

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[red wigeon]

pls rob 862739053879099432

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[red wigeon]

pls rob 862739053879099432

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[red wigeon]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[misty willow]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[misty willow]

a

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: @misty willow You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

! Dark Angel's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,801,417

what a noob · Jan 2, 2022, 6:04 AM

[red wigeon]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[red wigeon]

pls rob ⃟⃞#5657

[glossy flume]

You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 9,000. :horseshoe:

[red wigeon]

pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 109,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,391,255.

[red wigeon]

pls bal

[glossy flume]

Tip: Did you know there's a family friendly mode now? Check your user settings pls settings or your server settings pls serverconf.

STAR's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,391,255 / 6,045,921 (56.1%)

😏 · Jan 2, 2022, 6:05 AM

[royal swallow]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[misty willow]

pls rich

[glossy flume]

Richest users in **Villager Esports**

🥇 28,302,744 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🥈 3,881,172 - Zetsu🌚#4680
🥉 2,980,232 - :prestige1: Rax_DZNS#9596
🔹 2,755,274 - !WiFE HAVER#3915
🔹 2,385,151 - Gelena Somez#5618
🔹 2,248,777 - Shin#3747
:pepeEggplant: 2,149,669 - puddingfrom2023#2223
🔹 2,075,000 - notfunnytushar#5153
🔹 2,008,234 - SecretcrunchyArt#9735
🔹 2,000,000 - :prestige1: Arnavvٴٴٴ#6518

This is WALLETs, not net worth ─ Page 1 of 10

[red wigeon]

pls with 100k

[glossy flume]

@red wigeon ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,291,255.

[misty willow]

a

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[red wigeon]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[misty willow]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[winter karma]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[red wigeon]

pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 100,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,391,255.

[misty willow]

a

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[misty willow]

pls rich

[glossy flume]

Richest users in **Villager Esports**

🥇 28,302,744 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🥈 10,082,006 - LovelydrunkAd#7093
🥉 3,881,172 - Zetsu🌚#4680
🔹 2,980,232 - :prestige1: Rax_DZNS#9596
🔹 2,755,274 - !WiFE HAVER#3915
🔹 2,385,151 - Gelena Somez#5618
🔹 2,248,777 - Shin#3747
:pepeEggplant: 2,149,669 - puddingfrom2023#2223
🔹 2,075,000 - notfunnytushar#5153
🔹 2,008,234 - SecretcrunchyArt#9735

This is WALLETs, not net worth ─ Page 1 of 10

[misty willow]

a

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

:xmark: This event has expired.

:White: SOMEONE JUST POSTED AN IDEA ON REDDIT!

Try their game!

Jan 2, 2022, 6:06 AM

I just chose a secret number between 1 and 100.
Is the secret number higher or lower than 2.

The jackpot button is if you think it's the same!

STAR answered first!

[glossy flume]

Results for 'Someone just posted an idea on reddit!' event

STAR got ⏣ 2,576 and 1 :shreddedcheese: Shredded Cheese

[misty willow]

a

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[winter karma]

Pls bal ⃟⃞#5657

[glossy flume]

⃟⃞'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 200,000

what a noob · Jan 2, 2022, 6:06 AM

[misty willow]

a

[red wigeon]

pls dep max

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

:xmark: This event has expired.

:White: I AM VERY BORED, SO HERE IS AN EVENT MY BORED GAMERS

guess guess guess

Jan 2, 2022, 6:07 AM

What is the cost of this item?

[glossy flume]

⏣ 2,576 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,393,831.

[misty willow]

a

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[misty willow]

pls rich

[glossy flume]

Richest users in **Villager Esports**

🥇 28,302,744 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🥈 3,881,172 - Zetsu🌚#4680
🥉 2,980,232 - :prestige1: Rax_DZNS#9596
🔹 2,755,274 - !WiFE HAVER#3915
🔹 2,385,151 - Gelena Somez#5618
🔹 2,248,777 - Shin#3747
:pepeEggplant: 2,149,669 - puddingfrom2023#2223
🔹 2,075,000 - notfunnytushar#5153
🔹 2,008,234 - SecretcrunchyArt#9735
🔹 2,000,000 - :prestige1: Arnavvٴٴٴ#6518

This is WALLETs, not net worth ─ Page 1 of 10

Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs

[misty willow]

a

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

:xmark: This event has expired.

:White: THE SHOP SALE JUST STARTED!

Let's see how big your knowledge is!

Jan 2, 2022, 6:07 AM

What is the name of this item?

STAR answered first!

[glossy flume]

Results for 'The shop sale just started!' event

STAR reaped ⏣ 2,742

[misty willow]

a

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[red wigeon]

pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 2,742 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,396,573.

[misty willow]

a

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[misty willow]

pls rich 2

[glossy flume]

Richest users in **Villager Esports**

🔹 1,998,081 - Joddddd#0001
🔹 1,327,388 - V†G RÄÐÌÄñ†#9898
🔹 1,111,110 - BigthirstyBoy#7268
🔹 978,823 - HEISENBERG#5228
🔹 954,244 - :prestige1: Subham#2208
🔹 297,023 - ExtraDisappointedNews#7784
🔹 215,819 - STEG×PANDA❤😘😘#7505
🔹 199,999 - Abstractedyoungmeat#3926
🔹 161,165 - FS | SAINI#8045
🔹 153,579 - ! "PHOENIXᶠˡᵉˣ#6759

This is WALLETs, not net worth ─ Page 2 of 10

[misty willow]

a

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[red wigeon]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[misty willow]

a

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[misty willow]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[fierce spoke]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[mystic crystal]

Pls use wish

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[weak hornet]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @mystic crystal

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from ! Dark Angel only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @round thunder

[glossy flume]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[mystic crystal]

Stop it ya dumbass

Like literally robbing for 200k

[red wigeon]

pls use bbe

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @mystic crystal

[glossy flume]

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 200,000. :horseshoe:

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[mystic crystal]

Pls with 200k

[glossy flume]

@mystic crystal ⏣ 200,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 6,957,751.

[red wigeon]

pls rob N I K K Y#8071

[glossy flume]

You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.

[mystic crystal]

Idc

[red wigeon]

pls with 100k

[glossy flume]

@red wigeon ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,620,086.

[weak hornet]

Hahah

[red wigeon]

pls rob N I K K Y#8071

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from N I K K Y only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.

[red wigeon]

pls with 2.5k

[glossy flume]

@red wigeon ⏣ 2,500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,617,586.

[red wigeon]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[weak hornet]

Pls hunt

[glossy flume]

You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit :Bunny:! :horseshoe:

[red wigeon]

N I K K Y#8071

pls rob N I K K Y#8071

[glossy flume]

You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 80,022. :horseshoe:

[red wigeon]

pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 180,022 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,797,608.

:xmark: This event has expired.

:Cyan: YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS UNDER ATTACK FROM COVID-19!

Quick, disinfect your surroundings to defeat it!

Jan 2, 2022, 6:29 AM

Attack the boss by clicking disinfect
:rage:

1 hit — 140/150 HP

[glossy flume]

Results for 'Your immune system is under attack from COVID-19!' event

STAR collected ⏣ 3,631 and 1 :phone: Cell Phone

[mystic crystal]

Pls beg

[glossy flume]

Cardi B

"ew get away"

Imagine begging LMAO

[mystic crystal]

Pls use wish

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[weak hornet]

pls use wish

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[red wigeon]

pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 3,631 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,801,239.

[red wigeon]

pls with 100k

[glossy flume]

@red wigeon ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,701,239.

[red wigeon]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[red wigeon]

pls rob HS๛Esports#8961

[glossy flume]

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 124,380. :horseshoe:

:xmark: This event has expired.

:Cyan: MICROSOFT IS TRYING TO BUY DISCORD AGAIN!

We need to stop the sale, quickly defeat Microsoft!

Jan 2, 2022, 6:31 AM

Attack the boss by clicking windows sucks lol
:rage:

1 hit — 154/200 HP

[red wigeon]

pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 224,380 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,925,619.

[glossy flume]

Results for 'Microsoft is trying to buy Discord again!' event

STAR hustled ⏣ 3,539 and 1 :phone: Cell Phone

[red wigeon]

pls dep max

[weak hornet]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

⏣ 3,539 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,929,158.

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @fierce spoke

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[weak hornet]

Pls bal @fierce spoke

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: @weak hornet You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

⃟⃞'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 730,329

what a noob · Jan 2, 2022, 6:33 AM

[red wigeon]

pls with 100k

[glossy flume]

@red wigeon ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,829,158.

[red wigeon]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[red wigeon]

pls rob HEISENBERG#5228

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[red wigeon]

pls rob N I K K Y#8071

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid N I K K Y ⏣ 10,000.

[red wigeon]

pls with 10k

[glossy flume]

@red wigeon ⏣ 10,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,819,158.

Tip: Did you know there is a lottery system? Try out pls lottery!

[weak hornet]

Pls robb@thorn venture

[red wigeon]

pls rob N I K K Y#8071

[glossy flume]

Woah now, slow it down

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 16 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[weak hornet]

Pls rob HEISENBERG#5228

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[red wigeon]

pls rob N I K K Y#8071

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid N I K K Y ⏣ 10,000.

[red wigeon]

pls with 10k

[glossy flume]

@red wigeon ⏣ 10,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,809,158.

[weak hornet]

pls rob @NIKKY#8071

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[lofty tulip]

Pls with 100k

[glossy flume]

@lofty tulip ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,909,495.

:NewMail: @lofty tulip You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[lofty tulip]

Pls use hor

[glossy flume]

You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
You have 9x Lucky Horseshoe left.

[lofty tulip]

pls rob N I K K Y#8071

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid N I K K Y ⏣ 19,024.

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @lofty tulip

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid heheheŒ ⏣ 5,000.

[lofty tulip]

Pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 206,880 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 6,116,375.

[lofty tulip]

Lmao

[weak hornet]

😭😭

[lofty tulip]

pls bal N I K K Y#8071

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: @lofty tulip You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

N I K K Y's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 359,113
Bank: ⏣ 1,320

what a noob · Jan 2, 2022, 6:38 AM

[lofty tulip]

Pls with 90k

[glossy flume]

@lofty tulip ⏣ 90,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 6,026,375.

:NewMail: @lofty tulip You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[lofty tulip]

pls rob N I K K Y#8071

[glossy flume]

Spam isn't cool fam

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[lofty tulip]

pls rob N I K K Y#8071

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid N I K K Y ⏣ 9,000.

[lofty tulip]

Pls use shl

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lofty tulip]

Pls with 100k

[glossy flume]

@lofty tulip ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,926,375.

Tip: Don't want to accidentally buy too many cell phones 👀, use the new confirmation setting! pls settings confirmations true

:NewMail: @lofty tulip You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @pseudo anvil

[glossy flume]

You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 250.

[lofty tulip]

Pls rob PARTH#9965

[glossy flume]

LOL! They are doing something else with their stuff rn, wait for a bit

[lofty tulip]

Pls rob PARTH#9965

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @lofty tulip

[glossy flume]

LOL! They are doing something else with their stuff rn, wait for a bit

[glossy flume]

Take a chill pill

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[fair night]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lofty tulip]

Pls rob PARTH#9965

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[lofty tulip]

Pls rob HEISENBERG#5228

[glossy flume]

You stole a fairly decent chunk! 💰
Your payout was ⏣ 464,941. :horseshoe:

[fair night]

Pls use hoe

[glossy flume]

You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
You have 1x Lucky Horseshoe left.

[lofty tulip]

Pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 645,941 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 6,572,316.

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @lofty tulip

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[lofty tulip]

Pls with 50k

[glossy flume]

@lofty tulip ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 6,522,316.

:NewMail: @lofty tulip You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[fair night]

Pls rob @rapid wraith

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

Yikes! ab5_pro has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?

[glossy flume]

ab5_pro placed a landmine in their wallet. It exploded when you opened it, blowing up in your face and killing you instantly.
You died.

[lofty tulip]

Pls rob ab5_pro#2751

[glossy flume]

LOL! They are doing something else with their stuff rn, wait for a bit

[fair night]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: @fair night You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

JAY's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 35,800
Bank: ⏣ 425,738 / 426,458 (99.8%)

😏 · Jan 2, 2022, 6:40 AM

[lofty tulip]

Pls rob ab5_pro#2751

[glossy flume]

BOLT CUTTERS ACTIVATED, YEET! Padlock ignored. (But not broken)

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid ab5_pro ⏣ 5,000.

[rapid wraith]

pls use ber

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lofty tulip]

Pls rob ab5_pro#2751

[glossy flume]

Woah nelly, slow it down

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 14 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[lofty tulip]

Pls bal ab5_pro#2751

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: @lofty tulip You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

ab5_pro's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 410,000
Bank: ⏣ 21,507

what a noob · Jan 2, 2022, 6:40 AM

[lofty tulip]

Pls rob ab5_pro#2751

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

Yikes! ab5_pro has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?

[glossy flume]

ab5_pro placed a landmine in their wallet. It exploded when you opened it, blowing up in your face and killing you instantly.
You died.

[sudden carbon]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lofty tulip]

Pls rob ab5_pro#2751

[glossy flume]

Woah nelly, slow it down

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[sudden carbon]

pls with 40k

[lofty tulip]

Pls rob ab5_pro#2751

[glossy flume]

BOLT CUTTERS ACTIVATED, YEET! Padlock ignored. (But not broken)

@sudden carbon ⏣ 40,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 947,383.

Tip: Your pet misses you! Use 'pls pet' to check on them! Don't take care of them for too long and they'll run away :(

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid ab5_pro ⏣ 5,000.

[sudden carbon]

pls rob HEISENBERG#5228

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[weak hornet]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @south moth

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @rapid wraith

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[rapid wraith]

Mat ping kiya

Karo akal nahi hai

[weak hornet]

Pls rob ab5_pro#2751

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

Yikes! ab5_pro has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?

[rapid wraith]

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from ab5_pro only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.

[weak hornet]

@rapid wraith 🥲

Sry

Pls rob ab5_pro#2751

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

Yikes! ab5_pro has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?

[glossy flume]

ab5_pro placed a landmine in their wallet. It exploded when you opened it, blowing up in your face and killing you instantly.
You died.

[weak hornet]

Pls rob ab5_pro#2751

[glossy flume]

@weak hornet

✨ NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!✨

Die 10 times!
:Reply: Reward: 10x :lifesaver: Life Saver

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid ab5_pro ⏣ 5,000.

[olive crag]

Pls work

[glossy flume]

@olive crag You need to wait 4m and 41s until you can work again!

:NewMail: @olive crag You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[olive crag]

Pls pm

[glossy flume]

DaRkVeNoM's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 570 for your funny efforts.

[olive crag]

Pls hunt

[glossy flume]

You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time

[olive crag]

Pls fish

[glossy flume]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Jelly Fish :jellyfish:!

[olive crag]

Pls sell

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:

x1 :jellyfish: Jelly Fish (⏣ 20,000)

Total: ⏣ 20,000 (150% multi)

[glossy flume]

Successful sale

You successfully sold 1 items for ⏣ 20,000

Multi Bonus: +150% (⏣ 12,000)

[weak hornet]

Pls rob ab5_pro#2751

[glossy flume]

You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 10,500.

[misty willow]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[sick geyser]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[sick geyser]

Pls rob HEISENBERG#5228

[glossy flume]

You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 23,247. :horseshoe:

[sick geyser]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD

[sick geyser]

Pls rob N I K K Y#8071

[glossy flume]

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 373,113. :horseshoe:

[sick geyser]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

deposit coins much? you have none lol

[reef lake]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

:xmark: This event has expired.

:Cyan: KAREN IS STARTING A FIGHT!

This poor retail worker deserves better, lets jump in!

Jan 2, 2022, 6:50 AM

Attack the boss by clicking frick off karen
:rage:

0 hits — 150/150 HP

Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs

[weak hornet]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[weak hornet]

Pls rob Brickky#0803

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @fierce spoke

[glossy flume]

You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 33,070.

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @fierce spoke

[glossy flume]

Spam isn't cool fam

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 6 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[weak hornet]

Pls bal @fierce spoke

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: @weak hornet You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

⃟⃞'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 132,281
Bank: ⏣ 2,568,797

what a noob · Jan 2, 2022, 6:55 AM

[weak hornet]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @scarlet trench

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from ° CallMeCandy† only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.

[scarlet trench]

Bruh

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

[glossy flume]

⏣ 840 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 155,643.

[weak hornet]

Pls rob° CallMeCandy†#5765

[scarlet trench]

Pls use padlock

[glossy flume]

You don't own this item??

:NewMail: @scarlet trench You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[scarlet trench]

Pls buy padlock

[glossy flume]

Successful Padlock purchase

@scarlet trench bought 1 Padlock :padlock: and paid ⏣ 5,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @@scarlet trench

[glossy flume]

LOL! They are doing something else with their stuff rn, wait for a bit

[scarlet trench]

Pls use padlock

[glossy flume]

Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use. This item will expire after a month if no one breaks it by then.
You have 0x Padlock left.

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @shut minnow ° CallMeCandy†#5765

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid 2 GB ⏣ 5,000.

[scarlet trench]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @scarlet trench

[glossy flume]

Slow it down bud

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 17 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[rapid wraith]

Pls rob @weak hornet

[glossy flume]

You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 4,169.

[rapid wraith]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD

[scarlet trench]

Pls rob @weak hornet

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[rapid wraith]

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @@rapid wraith

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid 𝐈𝐇〢𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑☠𓂀 ⏣ 5,000.

[weak hornet]

🥲

[scarlet trench]

Pls dep

[glossy flume]

@scarlet trench what are you depositing, idiot

:NewMail: @scarlet trench You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[scarlet trench]

Pls alert

[glossy flume]

Tip: We've got well over 200 commands, have you tried them all?

Alert From The Developers

Thanks for a great 2021, here's our year in review: https://dankmemer.lol/recap/2021

You are #236,612 to view this alert!

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @@rapid wraith

[glossy flume]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[rapid wraith]

Pls use padlock

[glossy flume]

You don't own this item??

Tip: Yikers, running low on meme coins? You can get a sweet sweet injection while also supporting development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot

[scarlet trench]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

° CallMeCandy†'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 580,372
Bank: ⏣ 155,643 / 155,643 (100.0%)

😏 · Jan 2, 2022, 6:58 AM

[rapid wraith]

Pls buy padlock

[glossy flume]

Successful Padlock purchase

@viscid python bought 1 Padlock :padlock: and paid ⏣ 5,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[scarlet trench]

Pls use banknote

[glossy flume]

You don't own this item??

Tip: Donors get some sweet currency perks, be sure to check them out to support development! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

[rapid wraith]

Pls use padlock

[glossy flume]

Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use. This item will expire after a month if no one breaks it by then.
You have 0x Padlock left.

[rapid wraith]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

𝐈𝐇〢𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑☠𓂀's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 345,313
Bank: ⏣ 8,280 / 8,280 (100.0%)

😏 · Jan 2, 2022, 6:58 AM

[scarlet trench]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

° CallMeCandy†'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 580,372
Bank: ⏣ 155,643 / 155,643 (100.0%)

😏 · Jan 2, 2022, 6:58 AM

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @scarlet trench

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from ° CallMeCandy† only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.

[scarlet trench]

Pls buy padlock

[glossy flume]

Successful Padlock purchase

@scarlet trench bought 1 Padlock :padlock: and paid ⏣ 5,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[rapid wraith]

👍

[scarlet trench]

Pls use padlock

[glossy flume]

Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use. This item will expire after a month if no one breaks it by then.
You have 0x Padlock left.

[scarlet trench]

Pls buy padlock 5

[glossy flume]

Successful Padlock purchase

@scarlet trench bought 5 Padlocks :padlock: and paid ⏣ 25,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @scarlet trench

[glossy flume]

Hold your horses...

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[scarlet trench]

Pls give @weak hornet 1

[glossy flume]

@scarlet trench You gave fake ⏣ 1 (and paid ⏣ 0 tax), now you have ⏣ 550,371 and they've got ⏣ 9,179

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @scarlet trench

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from ° CallMeCandy† only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.

[scarlet trench]

Khush reh

Pls use banknote

[glossy flume]

You don't own this item??

[scarlet trench]

Pls use padlock

[glossy flume]

Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use. This item will expire after a month if no one breaks it by then.
You have 4x Padlock left.

[scarlet trench]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD

[scarlet trench]

Bruh

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @scarlet trench

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from ° CallMeCandy† only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.

[rapid wraith]

Pls rob @weak hornet

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[scarlet trench]

Pls use padlock

[glossy flume]

Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use. This item will expire after a month if no one breaks it by then.
You have 3x Padlock left.

[weak hornet]

Pls rob@rapid wraith

[scarlet trench]

Pls rob @weak hornet

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[scarlet trench]

😂

[weak hornet]

Hahaha

[scarlet trench]

Hahaha kya ?

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @@scarlet trench

[glossy flume]

You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.

[weak hornet]

Pls hunt

[glossy flume]

You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands... I hope.

[weak hornet]

Pls fish

[glossy flume]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk :junk:! :horseshoe:

[rapid wraith]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

𝐈𝐇〢𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑☠𓂀's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 345,313
Bank: ⏣ 8,280 / 8,280 (100.0%)

😏 · Jan 2, 2022, 7:00 AM

[rapid wraith]

Pls banknote

[weak hornet]

Pls beg

[glossy flume]

Oprah

"No way, you'll just use it to buy pink phallics"

Imagine begging LMAO

[scarlet trench]

Pls inv

[glossy flume]

° CallMeCandy†'s inventory

Owned Items

:banhammer: Ban Hammer ─ 1
ID banhammer ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 1

[rapid wraith]

Pls inv

[glossy flume]

𝐈𝐇〢𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑☠𓂀's inventory

Owned Items

:huntingrifle: Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

:feelsweirdman: Rare Pepe ─ 1
ID pepe ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item

[weak hornet]

Pls sell

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:

x1 :junk: Junk (⏣ 722)

Total: ⏣ 722 (261% multi)

[glossy flume]

Successful sale

You successfully sold 1 items for ⏣ 722

Multi Bonus: +261% (⏣ 522)

[scarlet trench]

Pls sell banhammer

[weak hornet]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

Successful Ban Hammer sale

You successfully sold 1x :banhammer: Ban Hammer for ⏣ 377,000

Multi Bonus: +277% (⏣ 277,000)

Tip: Don't wanna die and lose all your coins and your items? Buy a life saver!

:NewMail: @weak hornet You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

fake's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 4,901
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 62,000 (0.0%)

😏 · Jan 2, 2022, 7:01 AM

[rapid wraith]

Pls hunt

[glossy flume]

Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

[weak hornet]

Pls crime

[glossy flume]

fake committed DRUG DISTRIBUTION

You distributed a lot of drugs and earned ⏣ 4,268, are you the next Escobar? :horseshoe:

Multi Bonus: +261% (⏣ 3,086)

[lunar spruce]

Pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[scarlet trench]

Pls crime

[glossy flume]

° CallMeCandy† committed CYBER BULLYING

You bullied a kid and he sent you ⏣ 1,742 to stop! I hope that kid grows up richer than you.

Multi Bonus: +277% (⏣ 1,280)

[rapid wraith]

Pls crime

[glossy flume]

Crime Command

This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a crime to commit from the list, and you have a chance to win big! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die!

[glossy flume]

𝐈𝐇〢𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑☠𓂀 committed VANDALISM

You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 3,093. Nice!

Multi Bonus: +290% (⏣ 2,300)

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @@rapid wraith

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from 𝐈𝐇〢𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑☠𓂀 only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.

[scarlet trench]

Pls rob @weak hornet

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[rapid wraith]

Pls buy padlock

[glossy flume]

Successful Padlock purchase

@viscid python bought 1 Padlock :padlock: and paid ⏣ 5,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[rapid wraith]

Pls use padlock

[glossy flume]

You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

[weak hornet]

Kitni bar buy kre ga

😁

[scarlet trench]

Tu kitni baar rob karega

[weak hornet]

Pls hunt

[glossy flume]

You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands... I hope.

[scarlet trench]

Gareeb

[rapid wraith]

Pls hunt

[glossy flume]

You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit :Bunny:!

[weak hornet]

@scarlet trench pura din

[scarlet trench]

Pls work

[glossy flume]

You never fail to amaze me @scarlet trench. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 1941! 10000 + ⏣ 1941 an hour

[scarlet trench]

Pls work

[glossy flume]

@scarlet trench Click the buttons in correct order!

[weak hornet]

Plswrok

[rapid wraith]

Pls sell rabbit

[glossy flume]

Successful Rabbit sale

You successfully sold 1x :Bunny: Rabbit for ⏣ 5,850

Multi Bonus: +290% (⏣ 4,350)

[weak hornet]

Pls search

[glossy flume]

fake searched the street

You found ⏣ 3,412, congrats on risking your life and profiting from it. :horseshoe:

Multi Bonus: +261% (⏣ 2,467)

[rapid wraith]

Pls work

[glossy flume]

@rapid wraith Click the buttons in correct order!

[glossy flume]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,941 for an hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[glossy flume]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order
You were given ⏣ 3,433 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @@rapid wraith

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from 𝐈𝐇〢𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑☠𓂀 only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.

[rapid wraith]

Pls rob @weak hornet

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid fake ⏣ 35,269.

[scarlet trench]

Pls buy banknote

[glossy flume]

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

[weak hornet]

Hhahahaha

[scarlet trench]

Pls rob @weak hornet

[glossy flume]

You stole a fairly decent chunk! 💰
Your payout was ⏣ 21,425.

[weak hornet]

Pls depp all

[rapid wraith]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

𝐈𝐇〢𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑☠𓂀's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 317,420
Bank: ⏣ 8,280 / 9,720 (85.2%)

😏 · Jan 2, 2022, 7:03 AM

[weak hornet]

Haha

[rapid wraith]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 1,440 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 9,720.

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @@scarlet trench

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from ° CallMeCandy† only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.

[weak hornet]

Haha

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 18,925 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 18,925.

[scarlet trench]

Pls use padlock

[glossy flume]

Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use. This item will expire after a month if no one breaks it by then.
You have 2x Padlock left.

[rapid wraith]

Pls bal @weak hornet

[glossy flume]

fake's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 18,925

what a noob · Jan 2, 2022, 7:04 AM

[scarlet trench]

Pls bal @weak hornet

[glossy flume]

fake's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 18,925

what a noob · Jan 2, 2022, 7:04 AM

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @@scarlet trench

[glossy flume]

You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.

[scarlet trench]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 1,440 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 157,083.

[weak hornet]

Pls with 5k

[glossy flume]

@weak hornet ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 13,925.

:NewMail: @weak hornet You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @@scarlet trench

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from ° CallMeCandy† only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.

[little spear]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[scarlet trench]

Pls use padlock

[glossy flume]

You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

[little spear]

pls with 100k

[glossy flume]

@little spear ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,591,909.

[little spear]

pls rob

[glossy flume]

Woah now, slow it down

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[weak hornet]

Pls with 3k

[glossy flume]

@weak hornet ⏣ 3,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 10,925.

Tip: An apple a day can keep the loot goblins away! Eating an apple will prevent you from losing items when you die for the next 24 hours!

:NewMail: @weak hornet You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[scarlet trench]

Pls rob @little spear

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

Yikes! ⃟⃞ has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?

[little spear]

pls rob ° CallMeCandy†#5765

[glossy flume]

BOLT CUTTERS ACTIVATED, YEET! Padlock ignored. (But not broken)

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid ° CallMeCandy† ⏣ 10,000.

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from ⃟⃞ only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.

[little spear]

pls use lock

[glossy flume]

Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use. This item will expire after a month if no one breaks it by then.
You have 319x Padlock left.

[little spear]

pls rob

[glossy flume]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 18 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[rapid wraith]

Pls rob @little spear

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

Yikes! ⃟⃞ has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?

[little spear]

pls beg

[glossy flume]

That fart you've been holding in

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 162 " :horseshoe:

Multi Bonus: +79% (⏣ 72)

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from ⃟⃞ only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.

[sick geyser]

pls rob ° CallMeCandy†#5765

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from ° CallMeCandy† only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.

[little spear]

pls use lock

[glossy flume]

Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use. This item will expire after a month if no one breaks it by then.
You have 318x Padlock left.

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @rapid wraith

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid 𝐈𝐇〢𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑☠𓂀 ⏣ 5,000.

:xmark: This event has expired.

:Cyan: THEY'VE GOT AIRPODS!

They can't hear us! We need to let them know they look like a jerk wearing those!

Jan 2, 2022, 7:06 AM

Attack the boss by clicking jerk
:rage:

18 hits — 0/50 HP

[little spear]

pls rob @scarlet trench

[glossy flume]

Woah nelly, slow it down

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[little spear]

pls rob @scarlet trench

[glossy flume]

You stole a fairly decent chunk! 💰
Your payout was ⏣ 484,270. :horseshoe:

[little spear]

pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 574,432 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,166,341.

[scarlet trench]

Pls dep max

[glossy flume]

Results for 'They've got AirPods!' event

° CallMeCandy† compiled ⏣ 3,035
𝐈𝐇〢𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑☠𓂀 got ⏣ 4,766
fake won ⏣ 3,576

[glossy flume]

⏣ 480 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 157,563.

[scarlet trench]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

° CallMeCandy†'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 486,824
Bank: ⏣ 157,563 / 157,563 (100.0%)

😏 · Jan 2, 2022, 7:06 AM

[rapid wraith]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

𝐈𝐇〢𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑☠𓂀's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 323,246
Bank: ⏣ 9,720 / 10,200 (95.3%)

😏 · Jan 2, 2022, 7:06 AM

[little spear]

pls rob

[glossy flume]

Hold your horses...

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[weak hornet]

Pls hunt

[glossy flume]

You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands... I hope.

[rapid wraith]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 480 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 10,200.

[little spear]

pls with 30k

[glossy flume]

@little spear ⏣ 30,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,136,341.

[little spear]

pls rob @rapid wraith

[glossy flume]

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 322,766. :horseshoe:

[little spear]

pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 352,766 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,489,107.

[rapid wraith]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

𝐈𝐇〢𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑☠𓂀's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 10,200 / 10,200 (100.0%)

😏 · Jan 2, 2022, 7:06 AM

[scarlet trench]

Pls rob @little spear

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[little spear]

👩🏽‍🦯

pls bal @weak hornet

[glossy flume]

fake's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 4,076
Bank: ⏣ 10,925

what a noob · Jan 2, 2022, 7:07 AM

[weak hornet]

Well done @little spear

[sick geyser]

Pls use bbe

[rapid wraith]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[weak hornet]

Pls rob @@scarlet trench

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[little spear]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[little spear]

lol he left 😩

[warm sinew]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[misty willow]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rare orchid]

Pls use ers

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rare orchid]

Pls with max

[glossy flume]

@rare orchid ⏣ 495,190 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.

Tip: Have you seen our premium perks? Support development and get some great perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

[rare orchid]

Pls rob nini.#2693

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[rare orchid]

Pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 495,190 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 495,190.

[rare orchid]

Pls bal nini.#2693

[glossy flume]

nini.'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,373,912

what a noob · Jan 2, 2022, 7:19 AM

[rare orchid]

Pls use ers

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lunar spruce]

Pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[fierce spoke]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[unreal yarrow]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

pls ripoff MagiciaNx𝐋 𝐔 𝐂 𝐈 𝐅 𝐄 𝐑#7622

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid MagiciaNx𝐋 𝐔 𝐂 𝐈 𝐅 𝐄 𝐑 ⏣ 25,000.

[rapid wraith]

pls consume hor

[glossy flume]

You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

Tip: Use pls pet to take care of your pet, they can help you by finding stuff, protecting your wallet, and being a great companion.

[rapid wraith]

pls ripoff MagiciaNx𝐋 𝐔 𝐂 𝐈 𝐅 𝐄 𝐑#7622

[glossy flume]

Take a chill pill

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 1 second
Since you're a donator, you only need to wait 10s!

Thanks for your support!

[rapid wraith]

pls ripoff MagiciaNx𝐋 𝐔 𝐂 𝐈 𝐅 𝐄 𝐑#7622

[glossy flume]

You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 212,816. :horseshoe:

[rapid wraith]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 437,816 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 17,826,551.

[rapid wraith]

Breh

[distant saddle]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[distant saddle]

pls ripoff MagiciaNx𝐋 𝐔 𝐂 𝐈 𝐅 𝐄 𝐑#7622

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[misty willow]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[raven onyx]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[raven onyx]

Pls rob Brickky#0803

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[raven onyx]

Pls bal Brickky#0803

[glossy flume]

Brickky's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,711,270

what a noob · Jan 2, 2022, 7:34 AM

[raven onyx]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[raven onyx]

Pls rob @proper zephyr

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid MagiciaNx𝐋 𝐔 𝐂 𝐈 𝐅 𝐄 𝐑 ⏣ 5,000.

[raven onyx]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

⎝⎝✧GͥOͣDͫ✧⎠⎠'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 279
Bank: ⏣ 169,827 / 272,696 (62.3%)

😏 · Jan 2, 2022, 7:35 AM

[raven onyx]

Pls with 20k

[glossy flume]

@raven onyx ⏣ 20,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 149,827.

[raven onyx]

Pls use luck

[glossy flume]

You don't own this item??

[raven onyx]

Pls with 10k

[glossy flume]

@raven onyx ⏣ 10,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 139,827.

[raven onyx]

Pls use nne

[glossy flume]

Spinning your fidget spinner...

[glossy flume]

Your fidget spinner span for 29 minutes, granting you a 29% multiplier boost for 10 minutes!
You have 0x Fidget Spinner left.

[raven onyx]

Pls buy luck

[glossy flume]

Successful Lucky Horseshoe purchase

@raven onyx bought 1 Lucky Horseshoe :horseshoe: and paid ⏣ 25,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[raven onyx]

Pls use luck

[glossy flume]

You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
You have 0x Lucky Horseshoe left.

[raven onyx]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

Too spicy, take a breather

You can run this command again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!

[raven onyx]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[raven onyx]

Pls rob MagiciaNx𝐋 𝐔 𝐂 𝐈 𝐅 𝐄 𝐑#7622

[glossy flume]

You stole a fairly decent chunk! 💰
Your payout was ⏣ 105,580. :horseshoe:

[raven onyx]

Pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 110,859 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 250,686.

[raven onyx]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

⎝⎝✧GͥOͣDͫ✧⎠⎠'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 250,686 / 273,416 (91.7%)

😏 · Jan 2, 2022, 7:36 AM

[raven onyx]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[raven onyx]

Pls with 10k

[glossy flume]

@raven onyx ⏣ 10,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 240,686.

[raven onyx]

Pls rob HEISENBERG#5228

[glossy flume]

You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 22,031. :horseshoe:

[raven onyx]

Pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 32,031 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 272,717.

[raven onyx]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

⎝⎝✧GͥOͣDͫ✧⎠⎠'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 272,717 / 273,896 (99.6%)

😏 · Jan 2, 2022, 7:37 AM

[raven onyx]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[raven onyx]

Pls rob JINX#1412

[glossy flume]

You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.

[raven onyx]

Pls with 10k

[glossy flume]

@raven onyx ⏣ 10,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 262,717.

[raven onyx]

Pls rob JINX#1412

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[ashen ocean]

pls use ber

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[raven onyx]

Pls use ber

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[raven onyx]

Pls rob Brickky#0803

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[raven onyx]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[ashen ocean]

pls profile MagiciaNx𝐋 𝐔 𝐂 𝐈 𝐅 𝐄 𝐑#7622

[glossy flume]

MagiciaNx𝐋 𝐔 𝐂 𝐈 𝐅 𝐄 𝐑's profile

Title: Good Meme

Level

50
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full:

Experience

5,062/5,100
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2High::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 750,682
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 18,207,982

Inventory

41 items (976 total) worth ⏣ 17,457,300

Misc

35 daily streak
4,084,532 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
6,888 commands issued
Works as a Police Officer

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[ashen ocean]

pls witg 20e4

[raven onyx]

Pls rob ! 𓆩🥀ζ͜͡𝐆𝕫 ⌁ ꜱᴜɴʟɪɢʜᴛ⁴#0004

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[ashen ocean]

pls with 20e4

[glossy flume]

@ashen ocean ⏣ 200,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 7,914,193.

[raven onyx]

Pls rob ! Masky#6199

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[ashen ocean]

pls ripoff MagiciaNx𝐋 𝐔 𝐂 𝐈 𝐅 𝐄 𝐑#7622

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[raven onyx]

Pls rob 07mani#1339

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[ashen ocean]

pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 203,210 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 8,117,403.

[raven onyx]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[raven onyx]

Pls inv

[glossy flume]

⎝⎝✧GͥOͣDͫ✧⎠⎠'s inventory

Owned Items

:shreddedcheese: Shredded Cheese ─ 2
ID cheese ─ Power-up

:coinbomb: Coin Bomb ─ 4
ID coinbomb ─ Tool

:goldenphallicobject: Golden Phallic Object ─ 1
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable

:Landmine: Landmine ─ 2
ID landmine ─ Tool

:laptop: Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 2

[ashen ocean]

pls item bolt

[glossy flume]

**Bolt Cutters** (1 owned)

Originally for developers only, this item instantly bypasses all padlocks. It's so OP that it doesn't even break them, it just IGNORES them.
BUY - Unable to be bought
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - 150m - 175m

Rarity

Godly

Type

Collectable

ID

cutters

Part Of

- 'Statistical Improbability' Bundle

[raven onyx]

I need

This

How u get

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[raven onyx]

Pls rob MagiciaNx𝐋 𝐔 𝐂 𝐈 𝐅 𝐄 𝐑#7622

[glossy flume]

You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 150,136. :horseshoe:

[raven onyx]

Pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 12,379 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 275,096.

[raven onyx]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

⎝⎝✧GͥOͣDͫ✧⎠⎠'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 147,757
Bank: ⏣ 275,096 / 275,096 (100.0%)

😏 · Jan 2, 2022, 7:42 AM

[raven onyx]

Pls use daily

[glossy flume]

You don't own this item??

[raven onyx]

Pls daily

[glossy flume]

Tip: Feeling lucky?? Try pls lottery!

⎝⎝✧GͥOͣDͫ✧⎠⎠'s Daily Coins

⏣ 25,500 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
16 hours, 17 minutes and 35 seconds

Streak: 2 days (+⏣ 500)

[raven onyx]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

⎝⎝✧GͥOͣDͫ✧⎠⎠'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 173,257
Bank: ⏣ 275,096 / 275,576 (99.8%)

😏 · Jan 2, 2022, 7:42 AM

[raven onyx]

Pls use daily

[glossy flume]

You don't own this item??

[raven onyx]

Pls vite

Pls vote

[glossy flume]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

:banknote: Banknote x3
:DailyBoxClosed: Daily Box x1
:memecoin: Coins ⏣ 50,000

[raven onyx]

Pls vote

[glossy flume]

Vote for Dank Memer

Rewards

:banknote: Banknote x3
:DailyBoxClosed: Daily Box x1
:memecoin: Coins ⏣ 50,000

[rare orchid]

Pls use ers

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[digital cosmos]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[raven onyx]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

⎝⎝✧GͥOͣDͫ✧⎠⎠'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 273,257
Bank: ⏣ 275,096 / 275,576 (99.8%)

😏 · Jan 2, 2022, 7:44 AM

[raven onyx]

Pls inv

[glossy flume]

⎝⎝✧GͥOͣDͫ✧⎠⎠'s inventory

Owned Items

:banknote: Bank Note ─ 6
ID banknote ─ Power-up

:shreddedcheese: Shredded Cheese ─ 2
ID cheese ─ Power-up

:coinbomb: Coin Bomb ─ 4
ID coinbomb ─ Tool

:DailyBoxClosed: Daily Box ─ 2
ID daily ─ Loot Box

:goldenphallicobject: Golden Phallic Object ─ 1
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 3

[raven onyx]

Pls use bank note

[glossy flume]

You turn 1 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 22,349 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 297,925 in total bank space, with 243,925 (81.9%) being expanded storage

[raven onyx]

Pls use bank note 5

[glossy flume]

You turn 1 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 13,875 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 311,800 in total bank space, with 257,800 (82.7%) being expanded storage

[raven onyx]

Pls use bank note

[glossy flume]

You turn 1 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 6,067 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 317,867 in total bank space, with 263,867 (83.0%) being expanded storage

[raven onyx]

Pls use bank note

[glossy flume]

You turn 1 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 18,680 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 336,547 in total bank space, with 282,547 (84.0%) being expanded storage

[raven onyx]

Pls use bank note

[glossy flume]

You turn 1 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 6,836 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 343,383 in total bank space, with 289,383 (84.3%) being expanded storage

[raven onyx]

Pls use bank note

[glossy flume]

You turn 1 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 17,761 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 361,144 in total bank space, with 307,144 (85.0%) being expanded storage

[raven onyx]

Pls use bank note

[glossy flume]

You don't own this item??

Tip: One of the many perks for donors are steal-shields! Lose less coins when stolen from! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

[raven onyx]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

⎝⎝✧GͥOͣDͫ✧⎠⎠'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 273,257
Bank: ⏣ 275,096 / 361,144 (76.2%)

😏 · Jan 2, 2022, 7:46 AM

[raven onyx]

Pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 86,048 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 361,144.

[misty willow]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[misty willow]

pls with 4e5

[glossy flume]

@misty willow ⏣ 400,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 878,970.

:NewMail: @misty willow You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[misty willow]

a

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[misty willow]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[sick geyser]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[sick geyser]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

BELUGAAAAAA's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 9,500
Bank: ⏣ 1,272,065 / 1,293,505 (98.3%)

😏 · Jan 2, 2022, 7:52 AM

[sick geyser]

Pls with 2000

[glossy flume]

@sick geyser ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,270,065.

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[sick geyser]

Pls rob MagiciaNx𝐋 𝐔 𝐂 𝐈 𝐅 𝐄 𝐑#7622

[glossy flume]

You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 120,109.

[sick geyser]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 23,440 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,293,505.

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

BELUGAAAAAA's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,293,505

what a noob · Jan 2, 2022, 7:53 AM

[rapid wraith]

pls use ber

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

pls daily

[glossy flume]

ab5_pro's Daily Coins

⏣ 29,250 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
16 hours, 5 minutes and 39 seconds

Streak: 17 days (+⏣ 4,250)

[rapid wraith]

pls with 5e5

[glossy flume]

@rapid wraith Your second argument should be a number and no more than what you have in your bank (⏣ 324,270)

Tip: Uh oh! Are people trying to bankrob you? Make sure to use a phone and call the police to prevent them!

[rapid wraith]

pls with 3e5

[glossy flume]

@rapid wraith ⏣ 300,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 24,270.

Tip: Feeling lucky?? Try pls lottery!

[rapid wraith]

pls rob MagiciaNx𝐋 𝐔 𝐂 𝐈 𝐅 𝐄 𝐑#7622

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[sick geyser]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[sick geyser]

Pls rob ab5_pro#2751

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[misty willow]

pls use bbe

[rapid wraith]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[royal swallow]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[misty willow]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[misty willow]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

pls use ber

pls use ber

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[raven onyx]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[raven onyx]

Pls rob MagiciaNx𝐋 𝐔 𝐂 𝐈 𝐅 𝐄 𝐑#7622

[glossy flume]

You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.

[raven onyx]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

⎝⎝✧GͥOͣDͫ✧⎠⎠'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 361,144 / 361,144 (100.0%)

😏 · Jan 2, 2022, 8:25 AM

[rare orchid]

Pls use ers

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

@royal swallow dep kr

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lofty tulip]

Pls use shl

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lofty tulip]

Pls with 350k

[glossy flume]

@lofty tulip ⏣ 350,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 13,299,241.

:NewMail: @lofty tulip You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[lofty tulip]

Pls share 1 nini.#2693

[glossy flume]

@lofty tulip You gave nini. ⏣ 1 (and paid ⏣ 0 tax), now you have ⏣ 349,999 and they've got ⏣ 1

:NewMail: @lofty tulip You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[lofty tulip]

Pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 349,999 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 13,649,240.

[lofty tulip]

Pls with 90k

[glossy flume]

@lofty tulip ⏣ 90,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 13,559,240.

:NewMail: @lofty tulip You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[lofty tulip]

Pls rob MagiciaNx𝐋 𝐔 𝐂 𝐈 𝐅 𝐄 𝐑#7622

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid MagiciaNx𝐋 𝐔 𝐂 𝐈 𝐅 𝐄 𝐑 ⏣ 9,500.

[lofty tulip]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: @lofty tulip You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

heheheŒ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 12,825
Bank: ⏣ 13,559,240 / 17,861,475 (75.9%)

😏 · Jan 2, 2022, 8:44 AM

[lofty tulip]

Pls with 100k

[glossy flume]

@lofty tulip ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 13,459,240.

Tip: We just added a FAQ page on our site. Go check it out! https://dankmemer.lol/faq

:NewMail: @lofty tulip You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

[lofty tulip]

Pls rob MagiciaNx𝐋 𝐔 𝐂 𝐈 𝐅 𝐄 𝐑#7622

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid MagiciaNx𝐋 𝐔 𝐂 𝐈 𝐅 𝐄 𝐑 ⏣ 11,283.

[lofty tulip]

Pls rob MagiciaNx𝐋 𝐔 𝐂 𝐈 𝐅 𝐄 𝐑#7622

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid MagiciaNx𝐋 𝐔 𝐂 𝐈 𝐅 𝐄 𝐑 ⏣ 10,154.

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

heheheŒ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 13,663,317

what a noob · Jan 2, 2022, 8:49 AM

[latent sky]

Pls daily

[glossy flume]

Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!

[glossy flume]

aw man you forgot to do your daily so you lost your 14 day streak. You last did your daily <t:1640933922:R>

Tip: Did you know we hold a monthly dev QnA? Join us with your suggestion at discord.gg/memers

:NewMail: @latent sky You have an unread alert! Type pls alert to read it!

BhaRat • RaZ's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
14 hours, 53 minutes and 20 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[latent sky]

Pls bal