#dank-memer
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Pls with 5k
@vocal prawn ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 100,016.
Pls with max
Pls steal @hard mauve
@regal bramble ⏣ 155,753 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
:NewMail: @regal bramble You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
Pls bet max
You lost ⏣ 158,253
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 8
Rolled 9
Pls dep max
⏣ 5,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 105,016.
@regal bramble oooo , sorry sorry , mujhe laga ko wo koi aur hai , btw thanks for the gift , maine apka naam yad nahi kiya tha
Bhaiya ji maaf kar do
Pls with 10k
@vocal prawn ⏣ 10,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 95,016.
Pls taxcalc 10k
Amount after adding tax: ⏣ 10,500
To send someone ⏣ 10,000, you have to pay ⏣ 500 tax
To spend ⏣ 10,000 with tax included, you have to send ⏣ 9,524
Are koi nhi 😂
Pls give 9524 @regal bramble
@vocal prawn You gave harjas ⏣ 9,524 (and paid ⏣ 476 tax), now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 9,524
Tip: If you consistently do well at your job, your boss will give you a promotion, increasing your coins per hour!
Pls bal
Tip: Did you know we hold a monthly dev QnA? Join us with your suggestion at discord.gg/memers
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 95,016 / 1,392,245 (6.8%)
Pls bj max
Pls shop daily
Pls use daily 4
Pls se max
:d3: :d1:
A single eye, not bad. You won 1.5x your bet: ⏣ 375,000
Now you have ⏣ 706,714
Pls dep max
⏣ 706,714 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 706,714.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 95,016 / 1,392,245 (6.8%)
Pls work
@vocal prawn You need to wait 2m and 41s until you can work again!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 698, why were you even looking in a tree?
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls crime
You tried to steal something, but the shop was closed!
:xmark: This event has expired.
:White: IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE!
A single snowflake falls from the sky, be the first to catch it!
SNOW!!!
Pls beg
pls with 200k
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
@rapid wraith ⏣ 200,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 13,529,587.
BOSS GAMING 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 ~~||anay||~~ answered first!
BOSS GAMING 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 ~~||anay||~~ snagged ⏣ 680 and 1 :Snowflake: Snowflake
pls rob Pst【Master】#8824
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 2,000,000. :horseshoe:
Pls with 200k
@ancient magnet ⏣ 200,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 6,696,586.
pls dep max
⏣ 2,206,648 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 15,736,235.
Pls Rob @rapid wraith
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
Whaaaaaaa
Pls steal @rapid wraith
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
Pls with 5k
@vocal prawn ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 90,016.
Pls Rob @vocal prawn
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid BOSS GAMING 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 ||anay|| ⏣ 30,088.
Pls steal @rapid wraith
pls use bbe
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
:xmark: This event has expired.
:White: IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE!
A single snowflake falls from the sky, be the first to catch it!
SNOW!!!
Pls dep max
⏣ 36,466 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 126,482.
BOSS GAMING 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 ~~||anay||~~ answered first!
BOSS GAMING 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 ~~||anay||~~ dug up ⏣ 971 and 1 :Snowflake: Snowflake
@ancient magnet thanks ,lol
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls steal @ancient magnet
LOL! They are doing something else with their stuff rn, wait for a bit
No worries I got 7m
Pls steal @ancient magnet
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
Pls with 5k
@vocal prawn ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 121,482.
Pls use pad
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Pls steal @ancient magnet
Yikes! Archon_op has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
whew, dodged a bullet
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
⏣ 5,971 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 127,453.
How am I poor
Wallet: ⏣ 270,788
Bank: ⏣ 6,696,586
I jsut bought bolt legit 1hr ago almsot
Lol. ,not even that
Almost
Pls inv @ancient magnet
:chillpill: Chill Pill ─ 6
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
:cookie: Cookie ─ 11
ID cookie ─ Sellable
:cupidsbigtoe: Cupid's Big Toe ─ 1
ID cupidsbigtoe ─ Power-up
:cutters: Bolt Cutters ─ 1
ID cutters ─ Collectable
:deer: Deer ─ 1
ID deer ─ Sellable
Ooo
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Smh
Good
pls rob HG | Victory#3704
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
Here's you calling me poor lmfao
@ancient magnet you baught it for how much?
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
178.5m
pls rob ⃟ ||_✘ ⃟⃟⃟Ja⃟⃟⃟Y`Allen#7613
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
deposit coins much? you have none lol
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Yikes! Archon_op has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
You try to steal from Archon_op only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.
Pls Rob @red wigeon
Yikes! STAR has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
pls with 2500
BOLT CUTTERS ACTIVATED, YEET! Padlock ignored. (But not broken)
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid STAR ⏣ 27,079.
@ancient magnet i also wanted to buy it , inam collecting for that , rn i have 80m
@red wigeon ⏣ 2,500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,216,701.
pls dep max
⏣ 127,079 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,343,780.
pls use land
You don't own this item??
Pls use luck
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Pls with 5k
@vocal prawn ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 122,453.
pls use pad
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Pls use spinn
Spinning your fidget spinner...
Pls steal @red wigeon
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
Your fidget spinner span for 37 minutes, granting you a 37% multiplier boost for 10 minutes!
You have 3x Fidget Spinner left.
pls with 50k
Pls dep max
@red wigeon ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,293,780.
⏣ 5,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 127,453.
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob Archon_op#5084
Yikes! Archon_op has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid Archon_op ⏣ 5,000.
Pls bal @red wigeon
Wallet: ⏣ 45,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,293,780
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 127,453 / 1,392,965 (9.1%)
Pls with 5k
@vocal prawn ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 122,453.
Pls steal @red wigeon
Yikes! STAR has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
You try to steal from STAR only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.
pls use snowball
Who do you want to throw the snowball at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
@vocal prawn
You jump into the snow, form an icy-cold snowball in your hands and throw it right in BOSS GAMING 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 ||anay||'s face.
BOSS GAMING 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 ||anay|| has been stunned and can't perform any negative actions on you for 30 minutes!
You have 38x Snowball left.
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls dep max
⏣ 45,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,338,780.
pls with 100k
@red wigeon ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,238,780.
pls use bbe
Pls steal
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls steal @red wigeon
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
Pls with 5k
@vocal prawn ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 117,453.
pls rob The Shush Boy#6998
This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls steal @red wigeon
Unfortunately, STAR has thrown a snowball right in your face, and you can't do this right now!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls dep max
⏣ 7,500 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 124,953.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 124,953 / 1,393,205 (9.0%)
pls rob Archon_op#5084
Yikes! Archon_op has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
You try to steal from Archon_op only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.
pls with 2.5k
@red wigeon ⏣ 2,500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,236,280.
pls bal Archon_op#5084
Tip: Use pls pet to take care of your pet, they can help you by finding stuff, protecting your wallet, and being a great companion.
Wallet: ⏣ 248,709
Bank: ⏣ 6,696,586
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob qmetry#8780
Yikes! qmetry has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 11,565. :horseshoe:
pls dep max
⏣ 111,565 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,347,845.
pls with 50k
@red wigeon ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,297,845.
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls steal @red wigeon
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
Pls with 5k
@vocal prawn ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 119,953.
Pls steal @red wigeon
LOL! They are doing something else with their stuff rn, wait for a bit
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls steal 507173203580420099
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls lol
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls with all
@red wigeon ⏣ 1,642,847 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
Tip: Some users use abbreviations for item names. A few common examples are tidepod -> pod, pepe trophy -> pepet, and bank note -> kno. There's a ton more too!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls dep max
⏣ 1,642,847 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,642,847.
pls with 100k
@red wigeon ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,542,847.
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob hshsb#4540
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 382,506. :horseshoe:
pls dep max
⏣ 482,506 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,025,353.
F u
Pls steal @red wigeon
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
@red wigeon ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,925,353.
Pls bal @whole pumice
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls dep max
⏣ 5,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 124,953.
pls rob Archonop#5084
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls rob @ancient magnet
Yikes! Archon_op has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
Archon_op placed a landmine in their wallet. It exploded when you opened it, blowing up in your face and killing you instantly.
You died.
Nice to see
Pls use wish
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob 573379428810358787
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 13 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls rob @ancient magnet
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
pls rob 573379428810358787
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
Pls use mine
You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 24 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.
You have 23x Landmine left.
pls rob 573379428810358787
Yikes! Archon_op has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
Pls use pad
whew, dodged a bullet
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Pls rob ⃟⃞#9821
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
Pls use hoe
Pls use bbe
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls with 200k
@mystic crystal ⏣ 200,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,726,958.
Pls rob ⃟⃞#9821
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
Pls use wish
pls rob 862739053879099432
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
Rip he deposited 5m
pls rob 573379428810358787
Yikes! Archon_op has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
Archon_op placed a landmine in their wallet. It exploded when you opened it, blowing up in your face and killing you instantly.
You died.
pls rob 573379428810358787
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 6 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 100,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,925,353 / 6,034,521 (31.9%)
pls rob 573379428810358787
You try to steal from Archon_op only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.
pls with 2500
@red wigeon ⏣ 2,500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,922,853.
Tip: By enabling passive mode 'pls settings passive true' you wont get robbed, but you wont be able to share coins or gift items with anyone
pls rob 573379428810358787
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls rob 573379428810358787
You try to steal from Archon_op only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.
pls dep max
⏣ 97,500 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,020,353.
pls use be
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal 573379428810358787
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 6,942,924
pls rob 573379428810358787
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
pls with 50k
@west urchin ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,065,057.
Tip: pls profile will show you general information on yourself and other people, including active items and some fun stats!
:NewMail: @west urchin You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
:xmark: This event has expired.
:Cyan: THE PLS RICH COMMAND NO WORK! I WANT STEAL NOW! >:(
Get the developer to fix it ASAP or else!
Attack the boss by clicking why my pls rich no work?
:rage:
9 hits — 0/150 HP
stanleyc2010 found ⏣ 4,538 and 1 :Bean: Bean
pls rob 573379428810358787
You try to steal from Archon_op only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.
pls bal 573379428810358787
:NewMail: @west urchin You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 247,750
Bank: ⏣ 6,742,924
pls rob 573379428810358787
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
:xmark: This event has expired.
:Cyan: KAREN IS STARTING A FIGHT!
This poor retail worker deserves better, lets jump in!
Attack the boss by clicking frick off karen
:rage:
9 hits — 0/150 HP
stanleyc2010 secured ⏣ 3,993 and 1 :Bean: Bean
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls with 200k
@ancient magnet ⏣ 200,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 6,794,499.
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pls rob ⃟ ||_✘ ⃟⃟⃟Ja⃟⃟⃟Y`Allen#7613
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls Rob 916152637336997979
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 2,802. :horseshoe:
Pls dep max
⏣ 202,802 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 6,997,301.
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal 916152637336997979
:NewMail: @west urchin You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 53,229
Bank: ⏣ 3,065,057 / 4,243,998 (72.2%)
:NewMail: @west urchin You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 26,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 27 minutes and 6 seconds
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
pls search
The middle aged guy in the van gave you ⏣ 990, this would TOTALLY be the outcome irl too! Very realistic, Dank Memer!
And you lucky ducky, you also found a :dankCandy: Candy!
pls use ers
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls with 100000
@coral cape ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,021,419.
Pls rob @ancient magnet
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls use ers
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rich
Use this command to see the richest users in the current server! There might also be some fake names from users who have activated the Fake ID item!
🥇 31,665,897 - Z E Ø M#0387
🥈 1,327,388 - Radiant†ˣʳ#9898
🥉 200,000 - :prestige2: Archon_op#5084
🔹 161,165 - FS | SAINI#8045
🔹 100,000 - :prestige1: Dherya#9758
🔹 80,219 - :prestige1: stanleyc2010#5454
🔹 74,150 - :prestige1: AkayOP#0453
🔹 50,000 - SC RITVIK#6669
🔹 35,670 - !NFO fLaMeOP#6969
🔹 32,543 - ClanTLFxVishwa BTC#1899
PLS DAILY
This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.
:NewMail: @west kraken You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 16 minutes and 56 seconds
pls rob @swift falcon
The steal command is a very complex but unique command. It is primarily used for stealing money from your friends who have a bit too much in their pocket.
This command has a ton of variables making stealing harder or easier. Different items, passive mode, steal being disabled in some servers, etc.
uh oh, their passive mode just expired...
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 1,627.
pls dep all
Deposit is used to move money from your pocket to your bank account. You can check your balance with the balance command. You cannot deposit more than your max bank space.
⏣ 5,480 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,480.
pls bal
This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)
:NewMail: @west kraken You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 26,147
Bank: ⏣ 5,480 / 5,480 (100.0%)
pls monthly
This command gives you a large sum of coins once per month!
Your account is too new to redeem monthly!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal $ussy ehemdeyey#4724
Wallet: ⏣ 840,182
Bank: ⏣ 21,455,944
pls rob $ussy ehemdeyey#4724
LOL! They are doing something else with their stuff rn, wait for a bit
pls rob $ussy ehemdeyey#4724
LOL! They are doing something else with their stuff rn, wait for a bit
pls rob $ussy ehemdeyey#4724
Yikes! $ussy ehemdeyey has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid $ussy ehemdeyey ⏣ 8,500.
pls rob $ussy ehemdeyey#4724
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob qmetry#8780
This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest
pls dep max
⏣ 200,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,290,344.
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use wis
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls work
Work for Ghost - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 45,000 for an hour of work.
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob @rapid wraith
This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest
chill on me
Yikes! ab5_pro has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
ab5_pro placed a landmine in their wallet. It exploded when you opened it, blowing up in your face and killing you instantly.
You died.
:NewMail: @next crown You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 10,050
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 1,162,822 (0.0%)
pls rob @rapid wraith
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 11 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls rob @rapid wraith
LOL! They are doing something else with their stuff rn, wait for a bit
pls rob @rapid wraith
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
lol gg
Pls use wish
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
:xmark: This event has expired.
:Cyan: THE PLS RICH COMMAND NO WORK! I WANT STEAL NOW! >:(
Get the developer to fix it ASAP or else!
Attack the boss by clicking why my pls rich no work?
:rage:
0 hits — 150/150 HP
pls with 2e5
@misty willow ⏣ 200,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,525,839.
:NewMail: @misty willow You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
a
LOL! They are doing something else with their stuff rn, wait for a bit
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
a
LOL! They are doing something else with their stuff rn, wait for a bit
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob ⃟ ||_✘ ⃟⃟⃟Ja⃟⃟⃟Y`Allen#7613
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls rob ab5_pro#2751
Yikes! ab5_pro has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
You try to steal from ab5_pro only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
PLS ROB ab5_pro#2751
Yikes! ab5_pro has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
ab5_pro placed a landmine in their wallet. It exploded when you opened it, blowing up in your face and killing you instantly.
You died.
BRUH
Pls rob Ridham#9999
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 127,218. :horseshoe:
Pls dep max
⏣ 142,218 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 209,827.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 209,827 / 266,096 (78.9%)
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use luck
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Pls rob ab5_pro#2751
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
@raven onyx ⏣ 20,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 189,827.
Tip: Work hard at leveling up and you'll get rewards such as coins, items and even exclusive titles and multipliers!
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls rob Ridham#9999
This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest
Pls rob ab5_pro#2751
This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest
Lol
pls rob ab5_pro#2751
This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls with 100k
@lapis canopy ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,853,708.
:NewMail: @lapis canopy You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls ripoff ⃟ ||_✘ ⃟⃟⃟Ja⃟⃟⃟Y`Allen#7613
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use horseshoe
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
You have 1x Lucky Horseshoe left.
Pls rob ab5_pro#2751
Yikes! ab5_pro has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
You try to steal from ab5_pro only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.
Pls buy life
@radiant spear bought 1 Life Saver :lifesaver: and paid ⏣ 30,000
Pls rob ab5_pro#2751
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
Pls rob ab5_pro#2751
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
Pls use bhe
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
Pls use bbe
Ok I guess you get no wishlist view
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use obb
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use shl
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,044,685 / 11,241,908 (18.2%)
Pls with 200e3
@mental anchor ⏣ 200,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,844,685.
Pls use horse
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
You have 802x Lucky Horseshoe left.
Pls rob $ussy ehemdeyey#4724
This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest
Pls bal $ussy ehemdeyey#4724
Wallet: ⏣ 200,000
Bank: ⏣ 5,243,123
Pls rob @dire ravine
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use horse
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
You have 0x Lucky Horseshoe left.
Pls bbe
Pls with 100k
@lapis canopy ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,753,708.
:NewMail: @lapis canopy You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls ripoff SAILOR#0479
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
Pls dep all
⏣ 100,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,853,708.
Pls with 100k
This command allows you to withdraw money from the bank into your pocket! Check your balance with pls balance.
@vocal iris Your second argument should be a number and no more than what you have in your bank (⏣ 0)
:NewMail: @vocal iris You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls alert
Thanks for a great 2021, here's our year in review: https://dankmemer.lol/recap/2021
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 124,953 / 1,393,205 (9.0%)
@vocal prawn ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 119,953.
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 7,391.
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,209,580
Pls steal 904585956689084497
This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest
Pls dep max
⏣ 12,391 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 132,344.
Pls use bbe
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
:xmark: This event has expired.
:Cyan: SKYPE IS TRYING TO BEAT DISCORD AGAIN!
We need to take it down, one sarcastic comment at a time!
Attack the boss by clicking lol imagine using skype in 2022
:rage:
7 hits — 0/200 HP
!Ash compiled ⏣ 3,732 and 1 :phone: Cell Phone
Pls rob $ussy ehemdeyey#4724
This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest
pls stream
You were inactive for more than
30minutes and your stream has ended.
0
<t:1641057392:R>
11
14
Get Stuffed
1
Pls rob $ussy ehemdeyey#4724
This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest
Pls rob $ussy ehemdeyey#4724
This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest
Pls rob $ussy ehemdeyey#4724
Yikes! $ussy ehemdeyey has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 90,000.
Pls dep all
⏣ 190,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 769,037.
Pls bal $ussy ehemdeyey#4724
Wallet: ⏣ 12,341,655
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal $ussy ehemdeyey#4724
Wallet: ⏣ 641,655
Bank: ⏣ 11,700,000
Pls bal $ussy ehemdeyey#4724
Wallet: ⏣ 577,489
Bank: ⏣ 11,700,000
Pls bal $ussy ehemdeyey#4724
Wallet: ⏣ 577,489
Bank: ⏣ 11,700,000
Pls bal $ussy ehemdeyey#4724
Tip: Certain non-currency related commands can give you coins, such as pls trivia!
Wallet: ⏣ 592,489
Bank: ⏣ 11,700,000
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal Druhin#1561
Wallet: ⏣ 6,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,082,452
Pls rich
🥇 31,665,897 - Z E Ø M#0387
🥈 28,196,231 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🥉 2,790,522 - ErectyoungBonus#3697
🔹 2,075,000 - notfunnytushar#5153
🔹 2,008,234 - SecretcrunchyArt#9735
🔹 1,327,388 - Radiant†ˣʳ#9898
🔹 1,280,540 - MemeylargeWorld#2405
🔹 954,244 - :prestige1: Subham#2208
🔹 404,711 - :prestige1: ab5_pro#2751
🔹 400,000 - $ussy ehemdeyey#4724
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 438,434 / 1,396,445 (31.4%)
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls rob Dark Angel#2835
This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest
Pls bal Dark Angel#2835
Wallet: ⏣ 200,000
Bank: ⏣ 5,548,923
Pls use wish
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest
Pls use vve
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal Dark Angel#2835
Wallet: ⏣ 200,000
Bank: ⏣ 8,493,820
Pls heist Dark Angel#2835
They're trying to break into Dark Angel's bank!
Join them by clicking JOIN HEIST!
Pls use cell
@mystic crystal memePhone -- What do you want to do?
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
r ■ Report someone for breaking rules
f ■ Send bot feedback
e ■ Exit
Nooo
P
On the phone with the Police
DARK ANGEL hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER We'll be right there sir, or ma'am.
Call disconnected.
@raven onyx Dark Angel rang the police on you and your gang, and you were arrested at the scene!
⎝⎝✧GͥOͣDͫ✧⎠⎠ paid Dark Angel ⏣ 5000 for an unsuccessful robbery.
@mystic crystal pls join heist
Stop robbing me dude
I cant join heist Against me
Lmao
woah this heist failed
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal nini.#2693
Wallet: ⏣ 12,431,364
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls use luck
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
You have 0x Lucky Horseshoe left.
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls rob nini.#2693
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
Pls with 20k
@raven onyx ⏣ 20,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 169,827.
Later
Pls With all
@lapis canopy ⏣ 1,229,649 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
:NewMail: @lapis canopy You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls rob nini.#2693
This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest
Pls rob nini.#2693
LOL! They are doing something else with their stuff rn, wait for a bit
Pls dep all
⏣ 1,229,649 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,229,649.
Pls with 200k
@mystic crystal ⏣ 200,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 498,820.
Tip: If you consistently do well at your job, your boss will give you a promotion, increasing your coins per hour!
Pls use wish
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls rob Idk#3301
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
Can anyone gift me nne Or luck
Pls use wish
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
@mystic crystal let's heist someone
Pls dep all
⏣ 200,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 698,820.
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls with 2k
@mystic crystal ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 696,820.
Pls bal idk#3301
Wallet: ⏣ 100,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,226,794
Pls rob Idk#3301
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid Idk ⏣ 5,000.
Pls heist Idk#3301
You already joined a heist in the last 5 minutes, take a chill pill
@mystic crystal pls heist idk
pls use obb
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob Idk#3301
LOL! They are doing something else with their stuff rn, wait for a bit
pls rob Idk#3301
This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest
Wallet: ⏣ 100,000
Bank: ⏣ 100,000
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal qmetry#8780
:NewMail: @pliant temple You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 2,503,174
Bank: ⏣ 29,077,549
pls with 500000
@pliant temple ⏣ 500,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,344,350.
:NewMail: @pliant temple You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls rob qmetry#8780
This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest
pls dep all
⏣ 500,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,844,350.
Pls with max
@cunning lava ⏣ 733,768 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
:NewMail: @cunning lava You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls use shoe
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
:NewMail: @cunning lava You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls rob Idk#3301
This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest
pls use horse
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
You don't own this item??
:NewMail: @granite plover You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls gift 1 horseshoe @granite plover
Pls give @granite plover shoe
@pliant temple You gave Jidioncute 1 Lucky Horseshoe, now you have 36 and they've got 1
:NewMail: @pliant temple You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
@cunning lava You have to give coins, don't try to break me.
:NewMail: @cunning lava You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls use horse
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
You have 0x Lucky Horseshoe left.
yo
pls gift 1 horse @fiery burrow
@pliant temple You gave fivio foreign the 3rd 1 Lucky Horseshoe, now you have 35 and they've got 5
:NewMail: @pliant temple You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls use horse
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
You have 4x Lucky Horseshoe left.
pls bankrob qmetry#8780
You need at least ⏣ 2000 to perform a heist against somebody lmao nice try idiot
pls with 5000
@pliant temple ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,839,350.
:NewMail: @pliant temple You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls bal qmetry#8780
:NewMail: @pliant temple You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 388,976
Bank: ⏣ 29,077,549
pls rob qmetry#8780
This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest
pls bankrob qmetry#8780
They're trying to break into qmetry's bank!
Join them by clicking JOIN HEIST!
pls inv
Pls inv
:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ 13
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
:AntiRobPack: Anti-Rob Pack ─ 1
ID antirobpack ─ Item Pack
:Apple: Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up
:bluephallicobjectt: Blue Phallic Object ─ 3
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
:dankCandy: Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up
pls bal
:NewMail: @granite plover You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 24,250
Bank: ⏣ 6,800 / 8,360 (81.3%)
Pls bal
:NewMail: @cunning lava You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 695,080
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 776,068 (0.0%)
pls use bbe
Ok I guess you get no wishlist view
Pls use cell
@rapid wraith memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
r ■ Report someone for breaking rules
f ■ Send bot feedback
e ■ Exit
P
On the phone with the Police
QMETRY hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER We'll be right there sir, or ma'am.
Call disconnected.
@pliant temple qmetry rang the police on you and your gang, and you were arrested at the scene!
SwurqsXL, adam29, fivio foreign the 3rd and Jidioncute paid qmetry ⏣ 5000 for an unsuccessful robbery.
pls use bbe
Pls dep max
⏣ 408,976 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 29,486,525.
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
Ok I guess you get no wishlist view
pls weekly
Get a large sum of coins weekly to aid in your grinding/trading!
pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot
:NewMail: @granite plover You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls daily
:NewMail: @granite plover You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 25,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
5 hours, 48 minutes and 28 seconds
woah this heist failed
pls rich
Use this command to see the richest users in the current server! There might also be some fake names from users who have activated the Fake ID item!
:PepeYum: (#22) - 55,000 - fvckfags#2096
🥇 31,665,897 - Z E Ø M#0387
🥈 28,196,231 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🥉 24,540,522 - ErectyoungBonus#3697
:pepeEggplant: 2,149,669 - pudding#2223
🔹 2,075,000 - notfunnytushar#5153
🔹 2,008,234 - SecretcrunchyArt#9735
🔹 1,327,388 - Radiant†ˣʳ#9898
🔹 1,280,540 - MemeylargeWorld#2405
🔹 954,244 - :prestige1: Subham#2208
:pepeEggplant: 695,080 - adam29#0659
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You don't own this item??
:NewMail: @lean sail You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls with 250k
@pliant temple ⏣ 250,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,589,350.
:NewMail: @pliant temple You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls give @lean sail all
Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 240,350 (and pay ⏣ 12,650 tax) to @lean sail?
@pliant temple You gave fvckfags ⏣ 240,350 (and paid ⏣ 12,650 tax), now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 295,350
:NewMail: @pliant temple You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls buy bbe
@lean sail bought 1 Robbers Wishlist :wishlist: and paid ⏣ 50,000
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
:NewMail: @pliant temple You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 208,772
Bank: ⏣ 250,000
pls alert
Thanks for a great 2021, here's our year in review: https://dankmemer.lol/recap/2021
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal nini.#2693
Wallet: ⏣ 300,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,985,676
pls bal nini.#2693
Tip: Yikers, running low on meme coins? You can get a sweet sweet injection while also supporting development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
:NewMail: @lean sail You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 300,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,985,676
pls bal 𝐍☈RUDY乛ᴳʳᵃᵛⁱᵗᵃˢ#3333
Wallet: ⏣ 75,410
Bank: ⏣ 18,800
pls bal AkayOP#0453
:NewMail: @lean sail You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 56,354
Bank: ⏣ 480,385
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal
:NewMail: @lean sail You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 245,350
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)
pls bal SC RITVIK#6669
:NewMail: @lean sail You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 50,000
Bank: ⏣ 4,428,271
Tip: You can suggest dank memer ideas here: https://dankmemer.lol/ideas
Wallet: ⏣ 50,884
Bank: ⏣ 46,830
Tip: Don't forget to do 'pls daily' every day! Daily streaks give you bonuses!
Wallet: ⏣ 39,127
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal TeamMSxζ͜͡ÐRΛXxOP披†ᵛ¹³#6369
:NewMail: @lean sail You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 50,884
Bank: ⏣ 46,830
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal ab5_pro#2751
Wallet: ⏣ 520,000
Bank: ⏣ 963,328
pls with 300000
@pliant temple ⏣ 300,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,289,350.
pls rob ab5_pro#2751
Yikes! ab5_pro has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
whew, dodged a bullet
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use apple
You've eaten an apple! For the next 24 hours if you die, you won't lose any items. You will however, still lose coins.
You have 21x Apple left.
pls rob ab5_pro#2751
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 20 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls life saver
Pls with 200k
@wind pasture ⏣ 200,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,101,258.
:NewMail: @wind pasture You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls use lifesaver
You don't own this item??
Tip: Our rules are on our website. Are you following them? https://dankmemer.lol/rules
Lol
pls inv
:sand: Box of Sand ─ 12
ID sand ─ Tool
:SeaWeed: Seaweed ─ 9
ID seaweed ─ Sellable
:shovel: Shovel ─ 2
ID shovel ─ Tool
:Skunk: Skunk ─ 22
ID skunk ─ Sellable
:Snowflake: Snowflake ─ 1
ID snowflake ─ Collectable
Pls rob @wind pasture
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
Pls with max
@cunning lava ⏣ 695,080 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
:NewMail: @cunning lava You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls dep all
⏣ 200,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,301,258.
Pls use shoe
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
You have 15x Lucky Horseshoe left.
Pls rob @wind pasture
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
Pls with 200k
@wind pasture ⏣ 200,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,101,258.
:NewMail: @wind pasture You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls rob @cunning lava
Yikes! adam29 has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
BOLT CUTTERS ACTIVATED, YEET! Padlock ignored. (But not broken)
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 695,080. :horseshoe:
pls buy life saver
Pls dep all
@pliant temple bought 1 Life Saver :lifesaver: and paid ⏣ 30,000
⏣ 895,080 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,996,338.
Pls rob @wind pasture
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
pls dep all
⏣ 270,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,559,350.
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal ab5_pro#2751
Wallet: ⏣ 1,039,163
Bank: ⏣ 1,887,460
pls rob @wind pasture
The steal command is a very complex but unique command. It is primarily used for stealing money from your friends who have a bit too much in their pocket.
This command has a ton of variables making stealing harder or easier. Different items, passive mode, steal being disabled in some servers, etc.
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls with 500000
@pliant temple ⏣ 500,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,059,350.
pls rob ab5_pro#2751
Yikes! ab5_pro has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
You try to steal from ab5_pro only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.
ab5_pro#2751
pls rob ab5_pro#2751
Yikes! ab5_pro has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid ab5_pro ⏣ 24,035.
pls rob ab5_pro#2751
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 6 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls rob ab5_pro#2751
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls rob ab5_pro#2751
Yikes! ab5_pro has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
ab5_pro placed a landmine in their wallet. It exploded when you opened it, blowing up in your face and killing you instantly.
You died.
pls bal
Tip: Make sure to check the shop regularly for sales and seasonal items!
Wallet: ⏣ 497,500
Bank: ⏣ 3,059,350 / 3,846,030 (79.5%)
pls rob ab5_pro#2751
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls give 1 horse @lean sail
@pliant temple You gave fvckfags ⏣ 1 (and paid ⏣ 0 tax), now you have ⏣ 497,499 and they've got ⏣ 216,316
Tip: Sell high worth items that you don't want to use, to other players. Dank memer will give you very little for those banknotes, but the trading community may pay more!
pls use shoe
You don't own this item??
:NewMail: @lean sail You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls gift 1 horse @lean sail
@pliant temple You gave fvckfags 1 Lucky Horseshoe, now you have 34 and they've got 1
pls use shoe
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
You have 0x Lucky Horseshoe left.
pls rob ab5_pro#2751
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid ab5_pro ⏣ 49,750.
pls rob ab5_pro#2751
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 29,397. :horseshoe:
pls dep all
⏣ 447,749 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,507,099.
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal ༆✿🇸нıʑυкα❥༆#5145
pls use bbe
:NewMail: @lapis canopy You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 2,209,642
Bank: ⏣ 68,600
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls with 100k
@lapis canopy ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 861,685.
:NewMail: @lapis canopy You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls bal ༆✿🇸нıʑυкα❥༆#5145
:NewMail: @crisp violet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 2,209,642
Bank: ⏣ 68,600
Pls ripoff ༆✿🇸нıʑυкα❥༆#5145
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid ༆✿🇸нıʑυкα❥༆ ⏣ 10,000.
[;s with 2e5pls rob ༆✿🇸нıʑυкα❥༆#5145
Pls dep all
⏣ 90,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 951,685.
pls rob ༆✿🇸нıʑυкα❥༆#5145
😂
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
pls with 2e5
@crisp violet ⏣ 200,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,858,314.
:NewMail: @crisp violet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls use luck
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
:NewMail: @lapis canopy You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls rob ༆✿🇸нıʑυкα❥༆#5145
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 110,982.
pls dep all
⏣ 314,482 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,172,796.
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
You have 107x Lucky Horseshoe left.
:xmark: This event has expired.
:White: SOMEONE JUST POSTED AN IDEA ON REDDIT!
Try their game!
I just chose a secret number between 1 and 100.
Is the secret number higher or lower than 30.
Pls with 200k
@lapis canopy ⏣ 200,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 751,685.
Tip: You can purchase lootboxes to support development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
Help us stay mostly free to play!
:NewMail: @lapis canopy You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls rob ༆✿🇸нıʑυкα❥༆#5145
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid ༆✿🇸нıʑυкα❥༆ ⏣ 20,000.
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
Pls dep all
⏣ 180,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 931,685.
@lapis canopy ⏣ 200,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 731,685.
:NewMail: @lapis canopy You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls rob ༆✿🇸нıʑυкα❥༆#5145
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 5 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls ripoff ༆✿🇸нıʑυкα❥༆#5145
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid ༆✿🇸нıʑυкα❥༆ ⏣ 20,000.
Pls dep all
⏣ 180,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 911,685.
Pls with 6k
@lapis canopy ⏣ 6,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 905,685.
:NewMail: @lapis canopy You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls ri alc
@lapis canopy :Alcohol: Alcohol has negative effects alongside it, meaning you'll need to pay a ⏣ 6,000 fee from your wallet to remove it.
Do you still want to remove this item?
@lapis canopy Boom, that item is gone.
Tip: You can turn these tips off with the pls settings command if you don't want to see them anymore!
:NewMail: @lapis canopy You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls use alc
:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item?
Alright, let's pretend that never happened.
Pls use alc
:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item?
You got a little too drunk, climbed onto a roof, and then jumped off. Whoops.
You have 118x Alcohol left.
Pls use alc
:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item?