dank-memer

[glossy flume]

You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

Tip: Donors get some sweet currency perks, be sure to check them out to support development! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

[spark galleon]

Pls profile

[glossy flume]

AviraL's profile

Title: Memer

Level

14
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Mid::Bar3Empty:

Experience

1,482/1,500
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2High::Bar3Empty:

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 1
Bank: ⏣ 5,223,979
Net: ⏣ 17,044,662
Coin Multi: 186%
Gamble Multi: 37%

Inventory

45 items (619 total) worth ⏣ 11,820,682

Misc

13 cheese eaten (55.95% xp multi)
8,426,093 bank note space
27 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
5,800 commands issued

Active Items

:Apple: Apple - 3h left
:padlock: Padlock - 29d left
...and 3 more

Showcase

2x :pepecoin:

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[spark galleon]

Pls profile

[glossy flume]

AviraL's active items

:Apple: Apple expires in 3h, 33m and 49s
:padlock: Padlock expires in 29d, 3h and 49m
:Landmine: Landmine expires in 6h, 22m and 41s
:Alcohol: Alcohol expires in 6h, 18m and 2s
:horseshoe: Lucky Horseshoe expires in 1m and 3s

[strange robin]

Pls use. Be

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[spark galleon]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[strange robin]

Pls give 1 BlueBeast_17#2305

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@strange robin You gave BlueBeast_17 ⏣ 1 (and paid ⏣ 0 tax), now you have ⏣ 838,197 and they've got ⏣ 1

Tip: You can turn these tips off with the pls settings command if you don't want to see them anymore!

[spark galleon]

Pls with 400000

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@spark galleon ⏣ 400,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,823,979.

[spark galleon]

Pls use luck

[glossy flume]

You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
You have 108x Lucky Horseshoe left.

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[strange robin]

Pls ripoff itachi uchiha#3469

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This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[strange robin]

Pls ripoff itachi uchiha#3469

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This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[spark galleon]

Pls rob Itachi Uchiha#3469

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You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 4,057,823. :horseshoe:

[strange robin]

Pls ripoff AviraL#8810

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

Yikes! AviraL has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?

[spark galleon]

Pls dep all

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BOLT CUTTERS ACTIVATED, YEET! Padlock ignored. (But not broken)

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid AviraL ⏣ 83,820.

[glossy flume]

⏣ 3,779,954 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 8,603,933.

[strange robin]

Pls ri alco

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Action Confirmed

@strange robin :Alcohol: Alcohol has negative effects alongside it, meaning you'll need to pay a ⏣ 6,000 fee from your wallet to remove it.

Do you still want to remove this item?

@strange robin Boom, that item is gone.

[strange robin]

Pls use alco

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Action Confirmed

:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.

Do you still want to use this item?

[glossy flume]

You got a little too drunk, climbed onto a roof, and then jumped off. Whoops.
You have 30938x Alcohol left.

[spark galleon]

Pls profile @strange robin

[glossy flume]

Poch's profile

:prestige1: Prestige 1
Title: Literally Dank Memer
Badges: :workBadge:

Level

772
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full:

Experience

77,269/77,300
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2High::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 751,546
Bank: ⏣ 9,817,051
Net: ⏣ 8,050,890,633

Inventory

117 items (11,512,234 total) worth ⏣ 8,040,322,036

Misc

30 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
43,570,279 bank note space
518 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
221,761 commands issued
Works as a Santa Claus

Active Items

:Landmine: Landmine - 17h left
:padlock: Padlock - 29d left
...and 2 more

Perks

15% steal shields, meaning this user loses 15% less coins when stolen from

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[spark galleon]

Pls inv @strange robin

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Poch's inventory

Owned Items

:aplus: A plus ─ 2
ID aplus ─ Sellable

:Apple: Apple ─ 12,510
ID apple ─ Power-up

:baby: Baby ─ 10
ID baby ─ Collectable

:King: Badosz's Card ─ 6
ID badoszcard ─ Collectable

:bait: Fishing Bait ─ 11
ID bait ─ Power-up

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 2 of 24

[spark galleon]

Pls use mine

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You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

[spark galleon]

Pls with 1

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@spark galleon ⏣ 1 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 8,603,932.

[lavish chasm]

Pls use ber

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lavish chasm]

Pls rob Calum#2689

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Action Confirmed

Yikes! Calum has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?

[glossy flume]

Calum placed a landmine in their wallet. It exploded when you opened it, blowing up in your face and killing you instantly.
You died.

[lavish chasm]

Pls use alc

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Action Confirmed

:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.

Do you still want to use this item?

[glossy flume]

You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
You have 0x Alcohol left.

[lavish chasm]

Pls bal

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ᴹᴰˢMADY777ᶠʷ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 7,653
Bank: ⏣ 362,606 / 388,566 (93.3%)

😏 · Dec 4, 2021, 10:23 AM

[lavish chasm]

Pls rob Calum#2689

[glossy flume]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[lavish chasm]

Pls rob Calum#2689

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from Calum only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.

[lavish chasm]

Pls rob Shrêy.#5581

[glossy flume]

Take a chill pill

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[lavish chasm]

Pls rob Shrêy.#5581

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This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[lavish chasm]

Pls rob Izuku Midoriya#4423

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The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[lavish chasm]

Pls rob Izuku Midoriya#4423

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The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[lavish chasm]

Pls rob Not ghoul#0478

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The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[lavish chasm]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lavish chasm]

Pls rob Itachi Uchiha#3469

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The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[lavish chasm]

Pls rob RoOch ✧ ˚ · .#1747

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[lavish chasm]

Pls rob jerfy#3158

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The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[lavish chasm]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[granite flicker]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lavish chasm]

Pls rob sophie<3#2625

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The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[granite flicker]

Pls buy luck

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Successful Lucky Horseshoe purchase

@granite flicker bought 1 Lucky Horseshoe :horseshoe: and paid ⏣ 25,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[lavish chasm]

Pls use hoe

[glossy flume]

You don't own this item??

[granite flicker]

Pls use luck

[glossy flume]

You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
You have 0x Lucky Horseshoe left.

[lavish chasm]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[granite flicker]

Pls rob Itachi Uchiha

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[granite flicker]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[granite flicker]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

Adrien's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 3,189
Bank: ⏣ 917,210 / 1,186,050 (77.3%)

😏 · Dec 4, 2021, 10:28 AM

[lavish chasm]

Pls rob ₪||ITS ME||#4518

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[lavish chasm]

Pls rob Shrêy.#5581

[glossy flume]

You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 30,382.

[lavish chasm]

Pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 26,440 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 389,046.

[lavish chasm]

Pls bal

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ᴹᴰˢMADY777ᶠʷ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 9,095
Bank: ⏣ 389,046 / 389,046 (100.0%)

😏 · Dec 4, 2021, 10:28 AM

[lavish chasm]

Pls dail

Pls daily

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ᴹᴰˢMADY777ᶠʷ's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
13 hours, 30 minutes and 42 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 250)

[lavish chasm]

Pls use ber

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rain gull]

Pls use ber

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rain gull]

Pls bal Itachi Uchiha#3469

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

Itachi Uchiha's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,695,883

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 10:30 AM

[rain gull]

Pls bal Izuku Midoriya#4423

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

Izuku Midoriya's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,375,000

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 10:30 AM

[reef lake]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[reef lake]

Pls bal Itachi Uchiha#3469

[glossy flume]

Tip: One of the many perks for donors are steal-shields! Lose less coins when stolen from! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

Itachi Uchiha's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,695,883

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 11:05 AM

[spark galleon]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[spark galleon]

Pls bal Izuku Midoriya#4423

[glossy flume]

Izuku Midoriya's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,375,000

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 11:14 AM

[spark galleon]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[spark galleon]

Pls bal Pollock#0099

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Pollock's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 747,059
Bank: ⏣ 865,055

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 11:21 AM

[spark galleon]

Pls bal

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AviraL's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 100,001
Bank: ⏣ 1,103,932 / 8,603,933 (12.8%)

😏 · Dec 4, 2021, 11:22 AM

[spark galleon]

Pls use luck

[glossy flume]

You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
You have 107x Lucky Horseshoe left.

[spark galleon]

Pls rob Pollock#0099

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from Pollock only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.

[spark galleon]

Pls rob Pollock#0099

[glossy flume]

Take a chill pill

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[spark galleon]

Pls rob Pollock#0099

[glossy flume]

You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 149,412. :horseshoe:

[spark galleon]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 246,913 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,350,845.

[sharp badge]

Pls use bbd

[glossy flume]

That item doesn't even exist what are you doing

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[sharp badge]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[sharp badge]

Pls bal Itachi Uchiha#3469

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

Itachi Uchiha's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,695,883

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 11:24 AM

[spark galleon]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[spark galleon]

Pls bal deeznutz#4732

[glossy flume]

deeznutz's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,797,693
Bank: ⏣ 1,497,591

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 11:28 AM

[spark galleon]

Pls with 300000

[glossy flume]

@spark galleon ⏣ 300,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,050,845.

[spark galleon]

Pls rob deeznutz#4732

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from deeznutz only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.

[spark galleon]

Pls rob deeznutz#4732

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[spark galleon]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 297,500 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,348,345.

[spark galleon]

Pls bal deeznutz#4732

[glossy flume]

deeznutz's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1
Bank: ⏣ 4,295,284

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 11:29 AM

[spark galleon]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[spark galleon]

Pls with 100000

[glossy flume]

@spark galleon ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,248,345.

[spark galleon]

Pls rob Pollock#0099

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[spark galleon]

Pls rob Pollock#0099

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[spark galleon]

Pls bal Pollock#009

[glossy flume]

AviraL's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 100,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,248,345 / 8,605,613 (14.5%)

😏 · Dec 4, 2021, 11:31 AM

[spark galleon]

Pls bal Pollock#0099

[glossy flume]

Pollock's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 567,765
Bank: ⏣ 865,055

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 11:31 AM

[spark galleon]

Pls rob Pollock#0099

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[spark galleon]

Pls rob Pollock#0099

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[spark galleon]

Pls rob Pollock#0099

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[smoky canopy]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[smoky canopy]

pls bal Itachi Uchiha#3469

[glossy flume]

Itachi Uchiha's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,695,883

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 11:46 AM

[smoky canopy]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[somber gorge]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[somber gorge]

pls bal Itachi Uchiha#3469

[glossy flume]

Tip: An apple a day can keep the loot goblins away! Eating an apple will prevent you from losing items when you die for the next 24 hours!

Itachi Uchiha's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,695,883

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 11:57 AM

[spark galleon]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[distant saddle]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[distant saddle]

Pls bal Poollock#0099

[glossy flume]

JINX's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 55,000
Bank: ⏣ 905,226 / 7,033,676 (12.9%)

😏 · Dec 4, 2021, 12:01 PM

[distant saddle]

Pls bal Pollock#0099

[glossy flume]

Pollock's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 567,765
Bank: ⏣ 865,055

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 12:01 PM

[distant saddle]

Pls rob Pollock#0099

[glossy flume]

You stole a fairly decent chunk! 💰
Your payout was ⏣ 283,883. :horseshoe:

[distant saddle]

Pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 338,883 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,244,109.

[distant saddle]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[distant saddle]

Pls with 50k

[glossy flume]

@distant saddle ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,194,109.

[distant saddle]

Pls bal ᴠιsͥheͣsͫhj#1272

[glossy flume]

ᴠιsͥheͣsͫhj's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 12:02 PM

[distant saddle]

Pls bal RoOch ✧ ˚ · .#1747

[glossy flume]

JINX's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 50,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,194,109 / 7,033,916 (17.0%)

😏 · Dec 4, 2021, 12:02 PM

[distant saddle]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

JINX's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 50,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,194,109 / 7,033,916 (17.0%)

😏 · Dec 4, 2021, 12:02 PM

[vagrant needle]

Pls use ber

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[vagrant needle]

Pls bal Itachi Uchiha#3469

[glossy flume]

Tip: Feeling lucky?? Try pls lottery!

Itachi Uchiha's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,695,883

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 12:08 PM

[vagrant needle]

Pls bal dumbass🥴🥴#5633

[glossy flume]

Tip: You can get amazing rewards from leveling!

dumbass🥴🥴's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,385,063
Bank: ⏣ 92,759

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 12:08 PM

[strange robin]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[vagrant needle]

Pls ui dumbass🥴🥴#5633

[glossy flume]

dumbass🥴🥴#5633 - 366177474897379332

Created at

Sat Oct 07 2017

Joined Server

<t:1638263709:R>

Commands run

421

Avatar URL

Click Here

Nickname

No Nickname here

[vagrant needle]

Pls bal 366177474897379332

[glossy flume]

dumbass🥴🥴's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,385,063
Bank: ⏣ 92,759

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 12:08 PM

[vagrant needle]

Pls with 1.3e5

[glossy flume]

@vagrant needle ⏣ 130,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,926,604.

[vagrant needle]

Pls rob 366177474897379332

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from dumbass🥴🥴 only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.

[strange robin]

Pls bal itachi uchiha#3469

[glossy flume]

Itachi Uchiha's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,695,883

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 12:09 PM

[vagrant needle]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 127,500 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,054,104.

[vagrant needle]

Pls with 1.3e5

[glossy flume]

@vagrant needle ⏣ 130,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,924,104.

[vagrant needle]

Pls rob 366177474897379332

[glossy flume]

Spam isn't cool fam

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 5 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[vagrant needle]

Pls rob 366177474897379332

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

Yikes! dumbass🥴🥴 has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from dumbass🥴🥴 only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.

[vagrant needle]

Tf

[spark galleon]

Pls bal 366177474897379332

[glossy flume]

Tip: Patrons don't pay tax while sharing, among other perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

dumbass🥴🥴's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,266,063
Bank: ⏣ 92,759

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 12:09 PM

[spark galleon]

Pls use luck

[glossy flume]

You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
You have 106x Lucky Horseshoe left.

[spark galleon]

Pls with 100000

[glossy flume]

@spark galleon ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,148,345.

Tip: Pets can be useful, by defending against robberies, or even finding you rare items!

[vagrant needle]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

muffin's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 127,500
Bank: ⏣ 2,924,104 / 13,565,172 (21.6%)

😏 · Dec 4, 2021, 12:10 PM

[spark galleon]

Pls rob 366177474897379332

[glossy flume]

Action Canceled

Yikes! dumbass🥴🥴 has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?

[glossy flume]

whew, dodged a bullet

[vagrant needle]

Hmm

[spark galleon]

Pls use apple

[glossy flume]

You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

[spark galleon]

Pls rob 366177474897379332

[glossy flume]

Spam isn't cool fam

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 13 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[vagrant needle]

Pls use hoe

[glossy flume]

You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

Tip: Get rewards everyday 12 hours by doing pls vote!

[spark galleon]

Pls rob 366177474897379332

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[spark galleon]

Noicee

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 200,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,348,345.

[vagrant needle]

Pls bal 366177474897379332

[glossy flume]

muffin's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 127,500
Bank: ⏣ 2,924,104 / 13,565,172 (21.6%)

😏 · Dec 4, 2021, 12:11 PM

[vagrant needle]

F

[spark galleon]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[elder orbit]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[elder orbit]

pls bal Itachi Uchiha#3469

[glossy flume]

Itachi Uchiha's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,695,883

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 12:12 PM

[rapid wraith]

pls bal Itachi Uchiha#3469

[glossy flume]

Itachi Uchiha's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,695,883

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 12:12 PM

[elder orbit]

pls give 1 Itachi Uchiha#3469

[glossy flume]

@elder orbit You gave Itachi Uchiha ⏣ 1 (and paid ⏣ 0 tax), now you have ⏣ 29,999 and they've got ⏣ 1

[elder orbit]

pls bal RoOch ✧ ˚ · .#1747

[glossy flume]

Aegis's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 29,999
Bank: ⏣ 5,196,399 / 6,184,205 (84.0%)

😏 · Dec 4, 2021, 12:12 PM

[rapid wraith]

pls use fake

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs for your new ID!
You have 97x Fake ID left.

[elder orbit]

pls bal 805001182828953644

[glossy flume]

||*乇爪卩乇尺ㄖ尺*||'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,399,784

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 12:12 PM

[elder orbit]

pls bal jerfy#3158

[glossy flume]

jerfy's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 498,466

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 12:12 PM

[elder orbit]

pls give 1 jerfy#3158

[glossy flume]

@elder orbit You gave jerfy ⏣ 1 (and paid ⏣ 0 tax), now you have ⏣ 29,998 and they've got ⏣ 1

[elder orbit]

pls bal Pandu#5215

[glossy flume]

Tip: Annual billing offers a 10% discount for premium perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

Pandu's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 12,210

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 12:12 PM

[elder orbit]

pls give 1 Pandu#5215

[glossy flume]

@elder orbit You gave Pandu ⏣ 1 (and paid ⏣ 0 tax), now you have ⏣ 29,997 and they've got ⏣ 1

[elder orbit]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[elder orbit]

pls bal Mir4#0001

[glossy flume]

Mir4's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 314,609
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 12:13 PM

[elder orbit]

pls rob Mir4#0001

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid Mir4 ⏣ 5,000.

[elder orbit]

pls beg

[glossy flume]

Queen Elizabeth

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 693 and a :cookie: Cookie" :horseshoe:

Multi Bonus: +80% (⏣ 308)

[elder orbit]

pls pm

[glossy flume]

Aegis's meme posting session

You posted a TRENDING meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,376 for your efforts, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 :pizza: Pizza Slice

[elder orbit]

pls crime

[glossy flume]

Aegis committed MURDER

You tried to murder a random stranger, but he got away! You can't even murder properly. :horseshoe:

imagine being so bad

[elder orbit]

pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 27,066 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,223,465.

[elder orbit]

pls with 30000

[glossy flume]

@elder orbit ⏣ 30,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,193,465.

[elder orbit]

pls rob Mir4#0001

[glossy flume]

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 319,609. :horseshoe:

[elder orbit]

pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 349,609 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,543,074.

[elder orbit]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[elder orbit]

pls bal Gravity#8627

[glossy flume]

Gravity's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 4,115,849

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 12:14 PM

[spark galleon]

Pls use bbe

[elder orbit]

pls with 30000

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

@elder orbit ⏣ 30,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,513,074.

[elder orbit]

pls give 1 Gravity#8627

[glossy flume]

@elder orbit You gave Gravity ⏣ 1 (and paid ⏣ 0 tax), now you have ⏣ 29,999 and they've got ⏣ 1

[elder orbit]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[elder orbit]

pls bal Not ghoul#0478

[glossy flume]

Not ghoul's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,452

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 12:15 PM

[elder orbit]

pls give 1 Not ghoul#0478

[glossy flume]

@elder orbit You gave Not ghoul ⏣ 1 (and paid ⏣ 0 tax), now you have ⏣ 29,998 and they've got ⏣ 1

[elder orbit]

pls bal Shrêy.#5581

[glossy flume]

Shrêy.'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 296,632
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 12:15 PM

[elder orbit]

pls rob Shrêy.#5581

[glossy flume]

You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 14,832. :horseshoe:

[elder orbit]

pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 44,830 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,557,904.

[elder orbit]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[elder orbit]

pls bal Pollock#0099

[glossy flume]

Pollock's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 283,882
Bank: ⏣ 865,055

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 12:16 PM

[elder orbit]

pls bal

[glossy flume]

Aegis's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 5,557,904 / 6,187,835 (89.8%)

😏 · Dec 4, 2021, 12:16 PM

[elder orbit]

pls with 30000

[glossy flume]

@elder orbit ⏣ 30,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,527,904.

Tip: Sell high worth items that you don't want to use, to other players. Dank memer will give you very little for those banknotes, but the trading community may pay more!

[elder orbit]

pls rob Pollock#0099

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid Pollock ⏣ 5,000.

[elder orbit]

pls beg

[glossy flume]

Bob

"get out with that begging bullcrap"

Imagine begging LMAO

[elder orbit]

pls stream

[glossy flume]

Aegis's Stream Manager

- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.

Level

0

Live Since

<t:1638620210:R>

Viewers

12

XP

71

Streaming

Counter-Strike Global Offensive

Sponsors

2

Streak: 5

[elder orbit]

pls rob Pollock#0099

[glossy flume]

Woah now, slow it down

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[elder orbit]

pls bal

[glossy flume]

Aegis's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 27,516
Bank: ⏣ 5,527,904 / 6,187,835 (89.3%)

😏 · Dec 4, 2021, 12:17 PM

[elder orbit]

pls rob Pollock#0099

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid Pollock ⏣ 5,000.

[elder orbit]

pls use shoe

[glossy flume]

You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

[elder orbit]

pls hunt

[glossy flume]

You went hunting and brought back a Duck :petduck:! :horseshoe:

[elder orbit]

pls fish

[glossy flume]

Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

[elder orbit]

pls dig

[glossy flume]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[elder orbit]

pls crime

[glossy flume]

Aegis committed CYBER BULLYING

You bullied a kid and he sent you ⏣ 1,430 to stop! I hope that kid grows up richer than you. :horseshoe:

Multi Bonus: +80% (⏣ 636)

[elder orbit]

pls scout

[glossy flume]

Aegis searched the coat

You found ⏣ 1,185, wonder how long that's been there! :horseshoe:

Multi Bonus: +80% (⏣ 527)

[elder orbit]

pls bal Pollock#0099

[glossy flume]

Pollock's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 293,882
Bank: ⏣ 865,055

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 12:17 PM

[elder orbit]

pls rob Pollock#0099

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid Pollock ⏣ 5,000.

[elder orbit]

pls bal

[glossy flume]

Aegis's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 20,131
Bank: ⏣ 5,527,904 / 6,191,466 (89.3%)

😏 · Dec 4, 2021, 12:17 PM

[elder orbit]

pls beg

[glossy flume]

That lion from that kids movie that vaguely resembled the story of jesus christ

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,044 and a :padlock: Padlock" :horseshoe:

Multi Bonus: +80% (⏣ 464)

[elder orbit]

pls pm

[glossy flume]

Aegis's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 396 for your funny efforts.

[rain gull]

Pls use ber

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[elder orbit]

pls crime

[glossy flume]

Spam isn't cool fam

You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 11 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!

[elder orbit]

pls scout

[glossy flume]

Aegis searched the grass

You found ⏣ 1,401, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) (pooped!) these out :horseshoe:

Multi Bonus: +80% (⏣ 623)

[elder orbit]

pls rob

[glossy flume]

Woah nelly, slow it down

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[elder orbit]

pls rob Pollock#0099

[glossy flume]

You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 59,776. :horseshoe:

[rain gull]

Pls bal keremjojo#2098

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

keremjojo's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 271,876

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 12:18 PM

[elder orbit]

pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 82,748 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,610,652.

[rain gull]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rain gull]

Pls bal Capotrader0909#5978

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

Capotrader0909's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,460,539

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 12:18 PM

[rain gull]

Pls bal VANIX#1065

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

VANIX's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 203,372

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 12:19 PM

[rapid wraith]

PLS use the

[glossy flume]

You don't own this item??

[rapid wraith]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

Pls bal aum#8130

[glossy flume]

aum's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,279,869

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 12:49 PM

[elder orbit]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[elder orbit]

pls use shoe

[glossy flume]

You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
You have 1x Lucky Horseshoe left.

[elder orbit]

pls rob Shrêy.#5581

[glossy flume]

You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.

[elder orbit]

pls with 30000

[glossy flume]

@elder orbit ⏣ 30,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,603,666.

Tip: You can see more information on an item by using pls shop [item name]

[elder orbit]

pls rob Shrêy.#5581

[glossy flume]

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 281,800. :horseshoe:

[elder orbit]

pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 311,800 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,915,466.

[elder orbit]

pls bal

[glossy flume]

Aegis's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 5,915,466 / 6,201,814 (95.4%)

😏 · Dec 4, 2021, 12:59 PM

[elder orbit]

pls bal Pollock#0099

[glossy flume]

Pollock's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 239,106
Bank: ⏣ 865,055

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 12:59 PM

[elder orbit]

pls with 20000

[glossy flume]

@elder orbit ⏣ 20,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,895,466.

[elder orbit]

pls rob Pollock#0099

[glossy flume]

You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 11,955. :horseshoe:

[elder orbit]

pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 31,955 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,927,421.

[elder orbit]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[elder orbit]

pls bal

[glossy flume]

Aegis's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 5,927,421 / 6,203,266 (95.6%)

😏 · Dec 4, 2021, 1:02 PM

[elder orbit]

pls with 30000

[glossy flume]

@elder orbit ⏣ 30,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,897,421.

[elder orbit]

pls bal FALCON#8936

[glossy flume]

FALCON's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 391,833
Bank: ⏣ 238,217

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 1:02 PM

[elder orbit]

pls rob FALCON#8936

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid FALCON ⏣ 5,000.

[elder orbit]

pls beg

[glossy flume]

Peter Dinklage

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 557 and a :commonfish: Common Fish" :horseshoe:

Multi Bonus: +80% (⏣ 248)

[elder orbit]

pls crime

[glossy flume]

Aegis committed DRUG DISTRIBUTION

You distributed a lot of drugs and earned ⏣ 1,212, are you the next Escobar? :horseshoe:

Multi Bonus: +80% (⏣ 539)

[elder orbit]

pls scout

[glossy flume]

Aegis searched the dog

You found ⏣ 899, that poor poor dog... :horseshoe:

Multi Bonus: +80% (⏣ 400)

[elder orbit]

pls stream

[glossy flume]

You were inactive for more than 30 minutes and your stream has ended.

Aegis's Stream Manager

Level

0

Last Live

<t:1638622011:R>

Peak Viewers

18

XP

72

Last Streamed Game

Counter-Strike Global Offensive

Sponsors

2

Streak: 5 | You streamed recently. Wait at least half an hour to stream again!

[elder orbit]

pls crime

[glossy flume]

Take a breather...

You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 28 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!

[elder orbit]

pls rob FALCON#8936

[glossy flume]

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 398,003. :horseshoe:

[elder orbit]

pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 309,476 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 6,206,897.

[spark galleon]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[mild gale]

pls itemlb credit

[glossy flume]

no one has that item here (or they're not cached)

[mild gale]

pls shop credit

[glossy flume]

**Credit Card** (0 owned)

You can use this card to "buy" someone 3 days of premium perks for Dank Memer. (The $2 perk value)
BUY - Unable to be bought
SELL - ⏣ 400,000
TRADE - No current trade value

Rarity

Epic

Type

Power-up

ID

creditcard

[spark galleon]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[smoky canopy]

pls use wis

[elder orbit]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[elder orbit]

pls bal Shrêy.#5581

[glossy flume]

Shrêy.'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 1:16 PM

[elder orbit]

pls give 1 Shrêy.#5581

[glossy flume]

@elder orbit You gave Shrêy. ⏣ 1 (and paid ⏣ 0 tax), now you have ⏣ 29,999 and they've got ⏣ 1

[elder orbit]

pls bal R I D D L E#2498

[glossy flume]

R I D D L E's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 504,481
Bank: ⏣ 254,490

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 1:16 PM

[elder orbit]

pls rob R I D D L E#2498

[glossy flume]

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 504,481. :horseshoe:

[elder orbit]

pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 534,480 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,380,223.

[elder orbit]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[elder orbit]

pls bal Gravity#8627

[glossy flume]

Gravity's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,980,850

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 1:19 PM

[elder orbit]

pls give 1 Gravity#8627

[glossy flume]

@elder orbit You gave Gravity ⏣ 1 (and paid ⏣ 0 tax), now you have ⏣ 29,999 and they've got ⏣ 1

[elder orbit]

pls give 1 R I D D L E#2498

[glossy flume]

@elder orbit You gave R I D D L E ⏣ 1 (and paid ⏣ 0 tax), now you have ⏣ 29,998 and they've got ⏣ 1

Tip: Feeling lucky?? Try pls lottery!

[elder orbit]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[elder orbit]

pls bal 👑𝟐𝟒𝐊𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐍👑#3668

[glossy flume]

👑𝟐𝟒𝐊𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐍👑's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 237,049
Bank: ⏣ 13,440

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 1:19 PM

[elder orbit]

pls rob 👑𝟐𝟒𝐊𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐍👑#3668

[glossy flume]

You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 11,852. :horseshoe:

[elder orbit]

pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 41,850 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,392,073.

[elder orbit]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[elder orbit]

pls rob Pollock#0099

[glossy flume]

You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.

[elder orbit]

pls with 30000

[glossy flume]

@elder orbit ⏣ 30,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,362,073.

[elder orbit]

pls rob Pollock#0099

[glossy flume]

You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 45,430. :horseshoe:

[elder orbit]

pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 75,430 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,437,503.

[elder orbit]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[elder orbit]

pls bal 𝐂𝐆〢BALRAJ#0214

[glossy flume]

Tip: When trading, you should ALWAYS use a middle-man. Most servers from pls partners have middle-men to help!

𝐂𝐆〢BALRAJ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 264,769
Bank: ⏣ 1,073,632

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 1:23 PM

[elder orbit]

pls rob 𝐂𝐆〢BALRAJ#0214

[glossy flume]

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 264,769. :horseshoe:

[elder orbit]

pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 294,769 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,704,734.

[elder orbit]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[elder orbit]

pls bal 999!#1795

[glossy flume]

999!'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 768,411
Bank: ⏣ 140,280

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 1:25 PM

[elder orbit]

pls rob 999!#1795

[glossy flume]

You stole a fairly decent chunk! 💰
Your payout was ⏣ 384,206. :horseshoe:

[elder orbit]

pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 414,206 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 6,088,940.

[elder orbit]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[elder orbit]

pls rob 👑𝟐𝟒𝐊𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐍👑#3668

[glossy flume]

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 225,197. :horseshoe:

[elder orbit]

pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 255,197 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 6,314,137.

[elder orbit]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[elder orbit]

pls bal Mir4#0001

[glossy flume]

Mir4's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 1:31 PM

[onyx cosmos]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[elder orbit]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[elder orbit]

pls rob 👑𝟐𝟒𝐊𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐍👑#3668

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[elder orbit]

pls bal IMFxStrik3rXD#0906

[glossy flume]

IMFxStrik3rXD's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,025,000
Bank: ⏣ 480,657

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 1:46 PM

[elder orbit]

pls rob IMFxStrik3rXD#0906

[glossy flume]

You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 101,250. :horseshoe:

[elder orbit]

pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 331,250 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 6,214,887.

[sinful zenith]

pls use ber

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

IMFxStrik3rXD's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,818,750
Bank: ⏣ 480,657

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 1:47 PM

[sinful zenith]

pls with 200k

[glossy flume]

@sinful zenith ⏣ 200,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,044,291.

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[sinful zenith]

pls beg

[glossy flume]

Chief

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 981 and a :cookie: Cookie"

Multi Bonus: +133% (⏣ 560)

[sinful zenith]

pls hunt

[glossy flume]

All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha

[sinful zenith]

pls fish

[glossy flume]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk :junk:!

[sinful zenith]

pls dig

[glossy flume]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Ants :Ant:!

[sinful zenith]

pls search

[glossy flume]

Rox<3 searched the bank

You found ⏣ 1,718, DID YOU JUST ROB THAT BANK WTF

Multi Bonus: +133% (⏣ 981)

[sinful zenith]

pls crime

[glossy flume]

Rox<3 committed VANDALISM

You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 2,207. Nice!

Multi Bonus: +133% (⏣ 1,260)

[sinful zenith]

pls pm

[glossy flume]

Rox<3's meme posting session

Your meme is a DEAD BORING TERRIBLE DISGUSTING meme.

You get ⏣ 0 AND now your :laptop: Laptop is broken lmao, you have bad luck

[sinful zenith]

pls bal 999!#1795

[glossy flume]

999!'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 384,205
Bank: ⏣ 140,280

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 1:50 PM

[sinful zenith]

pls with 40k

[glossy flume]

@sinful zenith ⏣ 40,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,109,694.

Tip: Pew pew! Don't forget to work daily or else you might get fired!

[sinful zenith]

pls rob 999!#1795

[glossy flume]

You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 76,841.

[sinful zenith]

pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 116,841 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,226,535.

[elder orbit]

pls rob IMFxStrik3rXD#0906

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[sinful zenith]

pls with 200k

[glossy flume]

@sinful zenith ⏣ 200,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,026,535.

[elder orbit]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[sinful zenith]

pls rob IMFxStrik3rXD#0906

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[sinful zenith]

pls rob IMFxStrik3rXD#0906

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[sinful zenith]

pls rob IMFxStrik3rXD#0906

[elder orbit]

pls rob IMFxStrik3rXD#0906

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid IMFxStrik3rXD ⏣ 20,000.

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid IMFxStrik3rXD ⏣ 20,000.

[sinful zenith]

wow

LOL

[elder orbit]

pls rob

[glossy flume]

Take a chill pill

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 16 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[elder orbit]

lol

[sinful zenith]

pls rob

[glossy flume]

Spam isn't cool fam

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 10 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[elder orbit]

pls beg

[glossy flume]

Donald Glover

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 270 "

Multi Bonus: +80% (⏣ 120)

[sinful zenith]

pls hunt

[glossy flume]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk :Skunk:!

[sinful zenith]

pls rob

[elder orbit]

pls rob IMFxStrik3rXD#0906

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid IMFxStrik3rXD ⏣ 20,027.

[sinful zenith]

pls rob IMFxStrik3rXD#0906

[glossy flume]

You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 93,939.

[elder orbit]

ffs

[sinful zenith]

bruh

pls notifs view 1

[glossy flume]

Tip: Check out the staff who work on the bot, or in the support server! https://dankmemer.lol/staff

Grouped under steal

You were almost stolen from!

NotAnne#5286 (@idle kettle) attempted to steal from you in Dank Memer Robbing (849917260591398932), but was stopped by your padlock!

Dec 4, 2021, 1:51 PM

[sinful zenith]

pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 278,939 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,305,474.

[abstract remnant]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[bitter jolt]

pls use ber

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[reef lake]

pls bal IMFxStrik3rXD#0906

[glossy flume]

IMFxStrik3rXD's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,427,870
Bank: ⏣ 480,657

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 1:58 PM

[bitter jolt]

pls with 1e5

[glossy flume]

@bitter jolt ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,302,276.

[abstract remnant]

Pls bal DribblE#1528

[bitter jolt]

pls rob IMFxStrik3rXD#0906

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

DribblE's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,419,695
Bank: ⏣ 1,342,874

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 1:58 PM

[reef lake]

Pls with 140000

[glossy flume]

@reef lake ⏣ 140,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 8,463,092.

Tip: Commands like 'pls search' or 'pls hunt' are great for earning extra cash! But be careful, there's a small chance you could die.

[bitter jolt]

pls use alc

[glossy flume]

You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

[bitter jolt]

pls rob DribblE#1528

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

Yikes! DribblE has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?

[glossy flume]

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 2,000,000.

[reef lake]

Pls rob DribblE#1528

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[reef lake]

pls bal DribblE#1528

[glossy flume]

DribblE's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 3,104,695
Bank: ⏣ 1,342,874

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 1:59 PM

[reef lake]

Ok

Pls tifu

[glossy flume]

TIFU by ruining a proposal and likely getting fired.

Last night at my job as a server I was told by my shift manager that a couple was coming in and a guy was planning on proposing to his wife to-be. As I have worked there several years with minor complaints my manager trusts me pretty well.

My task was to simply put the ring at the bottom of the woman’s champagne glass. It was a busy night but things were going pretty smooth overall, and was in a great mood since I was told the gentleman would be giving me a very gracious tip.

As the time came, I was given the ring and empty champagne glasses with the unopened bottle. I placed the ring in one of the two glasses, and got ready to pour the champagne and walk them the drinks. I have very little experience with opening wine bottles or anything of the sort since I don’t drink so asked a coworker to do it for me- he said it was easy and just to cut the foil and untwist the cage then uncork it.

Time was ticking and my boss gave me the signal so I started to get nervous. I did everything I was told and as I popped the cork it shot into my face and hit me near my right eye. In the process, I jerked and knocked the tray of glasses.

Frighteningly looking for the ring, I hear my manager walk up starts freaking out, we can’t find it anywhere. We had two other employees help try to find the ring but it had to have slipped under my the equipment in the area. Ring is lost and the husband is pissed, I’m begging that today before the dinner rush we can find that damn ring or I’m screwed.

TL;DR: Was told to deliver engagement ring in the bottom of a champagne glass, lost my shit and the ring, and probably my job.

👍 201 | 💬 25

[reef lake]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

R Y U K's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 140,000
Bank: ⏣ 8,463,092 / 11,324,025 (74.7%)

😏 · Dec 4, 2021, 1:59 PM

[reef lake]

Pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 140,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 8,603,092.

[abstract remnant]

Pls bal IMFxStrik3rXD#0906

[bitter jolt]

pls rob IMFxStrik3rXD#0906

[glossy flume]

Tip: Don't forget to do 'pls daily' every day! Daily streaks give you bonuses!

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

IMFxStrik3rXD's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,427,870
Bank: ⏣ 480,657

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 2:00 PM

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[reef lake]

Pls inv

[glossy flume]

R Y U K's inventory

Owned Items

:aetheryxflower: Aetheryx' Flower ─ 1
ID aetheryxflower ─ Collectable

:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ 124
ID alcohol ─ Power-up

:Ant: Ant ─ 9
ID ant ─ Sellable

:Binary: Binary ─ 1
ID binary ─ Collectable

:bluephallicobjectt: Blue Phallic Object ─ 89
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 1 of 10

[reef lake]

Pls profile

[glossy flume]

R Y U K's active items

:Landmine: Landmine expires in 33m and 28s
:Alcohol: Alcohol expires in 5h, 25m and 38s
:fakeid: Fake ID expires in 6d, 21h and 14m
:padlock: Padlock expires in 29d, 21h and 23m
:horseshoe: Lucky Horseshoe expires in 6m and 38s

[reef lake]

Pls notifs

[glossy flume]

Notifications

:ReplyCont:You can use pls notifications search [keyword] to filter by keywords
:Reply:You can use pls notifications view [index] to view a specific notification

Results: (Sorted by most recent)

[001] - Item expiration!
:Reply:uhoh your horseshoe expired!

[002] - Item expiration!
:Reply:uhoh your horseshoe expired!

[003] - Item expiration!
:Reply:uhoh your horseshoe expired!

[004] - Item expiration!
:Reply:uhoh your horseshoe expired!

[005] - Your trade was a success!
:Reply:chan#8649 (666849597590601729) gave you:
:Reply:45x ...

Page 1 of 20

[abstract remnant]

Pls use alc

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.

Do you still want to use this item?

[glossy flume]

You got a little too drunk, climbed onto a roof, and then jumped off. Whoops.
You have 25x Alcohol left.

[reef lake]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

Tip: Donors get an extra multiplier (find more coins) + shields against being stolen from + a TON more. pls donate gives you more info

R Y U K's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 8,603,092 / 11,324,025 (76.0%)

😏 · Dec 4, 2021, 2:02 PM

[abstract remnant]

Pls use alc

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.

Do you still want to use this item?

[reef lake]

Pls with 300000

[glossy flume]

@reef lake ⏣ 300,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 8,303,092.

[glossy flume]

You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
You have 24x Alcohol left.

[reef lake]

Pls tifu

[glossy flume]

TIFU by ending my alcoholism cold Turkey causing a cascade of withdrawal symptoms and chaos to ensue.

So my wife comes home and finds me passed out on the couch with blood all around my face, all over the couch. Wakes me up and I start coughing up blood all over the room. I had stopped drinking alcohol a few days prior, and had not been able to eat or sleep much during this time. I was feeling pretty lightheaded this particular day, almost like I was going to faint, so I had her drop me off at home so I could lie down.

Apparently, while laying down on my side I had a seizure (which I’ve never really had before) and bit the absolute fucking shit out of my tongue and then passed out. She is obviously totally freaked out. We had to go to the ER, and now I can’t eat or drink without tremendous pain. And I can’t talk at all. I had to type all my messages to the doctors or have my wife talk for me. And it’s kind of an embarrassing thing. Luckily I didn’t need stitches but it was right on the line. And now I have to take the week off work because I can’t talk at all.

I think that means the hard part is over though, so I now be (mostly) sober

TL;DR: ended my alcoholism cold Turkey, had pretty serious withdrawal symptoms, ended up having a seizure and biting the shit out of my tongue causing a bloody mess and now I can’t talk for a week.

Edit: I really appreciate the advice, support, and awards! And although alcoholism and withdrawal are certainly serious subjects, I meant this story more as a comedy and story of overcoming adversity. And maybe a cautionary tale so others can do it in a more healthy way than me.

👍 232 | 💬 43

[abstract remnant]

pls rob DribblE#1528

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[reef lake]

pls profile

[glossy flume]

R Y U K's active items

:Landmine: Landmine expires in 31m and 21s
:Alcohol: Alcohol expires in 5h, 23m and 31s
:fakeid: Fake ID expires in 6d, 21h and 11m
:padlock: Padlock expires in 29d, 21h and 21m
:horseshoe: Lucky Horseshoe expires in 4m and 31s

[bitter jolt]

pls use sand

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

:sand: Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.

Do you still want to use this item?

Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.

[abstract remnant]

pls rob IMFxStrik3rXD#0906

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[bitter jolt]

@abstract remnant

[glossy flume]

You pull out a bit of old, dirty sand from your pocket and blow it right into √LONE🖤's face.
√LONE🖤 has been blinded and they can't steal from anybody for another 30 minutes.
You have 19x Box of Sand left.

[reef lake]

pls rob DribblE#1528

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[bitter jolt]

pls use sand

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

:sand: Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.

Do you still want to use this item?

Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.

[abstract remnant]

Pls use mine

[glossy flume]

You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 24 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.
You have 13x Landmine left.

[bitter jolt]

@reef lake

[glossy flume]

You pull out a bit of old, dirty sand from your pocket and blow it right into R Y U K's face.
R Y U K has been blinded and they can't steal from anybody for another 30 minutes.
You have 18x Box of Sand left.

[bitter jolt]

pls use sand

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

:sand: Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.

Do you still want to use this item?

Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.

[bitter jolt]

@spark galleon

[glossy flume]

This user has already had sand thrown in their face today! Give them a break goodness

[reef lake]

Pls use sand

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

:sand: Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.

Do you still want to use this item?

[bitter jolt]

O

[spark galleon]

Pls bal DribblE#1528

[reef lake]

706016439748001813

[glossy flume]

DribblE's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 3,104,695
Bank: ⏣ 1,342,874

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 2:04 PM

Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.

[reef lake]

706016439748001813

[glossy flume]

This user has already had sand thrown in their face today! Give them a break goodness

[abstract remnant]

Pls use lock

[glossy flume]

You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[spark galleon]

Pls with 200000

[glossy flume]

@spark galleon ⏣ 200,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,341,104.

[reef lake]

555376495866937344

[spark galleon]

Pls use lock

[glossy flume]

You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

Tip: Try to avoid getting fired from your job! If you do, you'll need to wait 6 hours before you can find another one

[reef lake]

Pls use sand

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

:sand: Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.

Do you still want to use this item?

Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.

[reef lake]

492590754212872192

[glossy flume]

This user has already had sand thrown in their face today! Give them a break goodness

[reef lake]

Pls rob

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[spark galleon]

Pls use mine

[glossy flume]

You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

[reef lake]

pls rob DribblE#1528

[glossy flume]

You got sand thrown in your eyes by another user! You're blinded and you can't see your victim at all! You'll need to wait another 28 minutes and 47 seconds

[spark galleon]

Pls rob DribblE#1528

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

Yikes! DribblE has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?

[glossy flume]

You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 620,939. :horseshoe:

⏣ 820,939 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,162,043.

[reef lake]

Pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 300,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 8,603,092.

[spark galleon]

Pls profile

[glossy flume]

AviraL's active items

:padlock: Padlock expires in 28d, 23h and 45m
:Landmine: Landmine expires in 2h, 18m and 49s
:Alcohol: Alcohol expires in 2h, 14m and 10s
:Apple: Apple expires in 23h, 47m and 12s
:horseshoe: Lucky Horseshoe expires in 3m and 2s

[spark galleon]

Pls with 300000

[glossy flume]

@spark galleon ⏣ 300,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,862,043.

Tip: Use fake id to cover yourself from the robber's wishlist item!

[elder orbit]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

Ok I guess you get no wishlist view

[spark galleon]

Pls rob DribblE#1528

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

Yikes! DribblE has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?

[glossy flume]

DribblE placed a landmine in their wallet. It exploded when you opened it, blowing up in your face and killing you instantly.
You died.

[elder orbit]

pls with 300000

[glossy flume]

@elder orbit You found a rare pepe!

Rare Pepe #47

View your progress by typing pls collection

@elder orbit ⏣ 300,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 6,141,618.

[elder orbit]

pls rob DribblE#1528

[glossy flume]

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 2,483,756.

[elder orbit]

pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 432,676 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 6,574,294.

[somber gorge]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[spark galleon]

Pls rob @elder orbit

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[spark galleon]

Waooo

[somber gorge]

they left lol

[spark galleon]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 300,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,162,043.

[spark galleon]

Kya gareeb log hai

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[vagrant needle]

Pls use ber

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[vagrant needle]

Pls profile AviraL#8810

[glossy flume]

AviraL's stealing stats

Steal stats from the last 554 attempts

Success / Fails / Win%

293 / 261 / 53%

Amount Stolen / Amount paid in fails

⏣ 234,903,101 / ⏣ 1,934,271

Times robbed / Amount lost from robs / Amount gained from fails

84 / ⏣ 8,047,421 / ⏣ 270,907

[vagrant needle]

You're gareeb too

[somber gorge]

omk sir

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[hazy hazel]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[bitter jolt]

pls bal IMFxStrik3rXD#0906

[glossy flume]

IMFxStrik3rXD's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 480,657

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 2:34 PM

[sinful zenith]

pls use ber

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[sinful zenith]

pls bal DribblE#1528

[glossy flume]

DribblE's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,342,874

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 2:39 PM

[sinful zenith]

pls bal Gravity#8627

[glossy flume]

Gravity's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 4,727,073

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 2:39 PM

[sinful zenith]

pls bal VANIX#1065

[glossy flume]

VANIX's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 203,372

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 2:39 PM

[spark galleon]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lunar spruce]

Pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lunar spruce]

Pls bal IMFxStrik3rXD#0906

[glossy flume]

Tip: Patrons don't pay tax while sharing, among other perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

IMFxStrik3rXD's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 480,657

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 2:54 PM

[lunar spruce]

Pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lunar spruce]

Pls with 100k

[glossy flume]

@lunar spruce ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 16,236,425.

[lunar spruce]

Pls rob soph#2214

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[lunar spruce]

Pls rob SHREYASH#1926

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[rapid wraith]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

Pls bal soph#2214

[glossy flume]

soph's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,007,655

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 3:21 PM

[rapid wraith]

Pls bal IMFxStrik3rXD#0906

[glossy flume]

IMFxStrik3rXD's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 480,657

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 3:21 PM

[signal nest]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[tame oasis]

Pls uss bbe

[rare orchid]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[tame oasis]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[tame oasis]

Pls rob IMFxStrik3rXD#0906

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[tame oasis]

Pls rob RoOch ✧ ˚ · .#1747

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[tame oasis]

Pls rob RoOch ✧ ˚ · .#1747

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[rare orchid]

Pls with 46000

[glossy flume]

@rare orchid ⏣ 46,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 877,059.

[rare orchid]

Pls rob VANIX#1065

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[rare orchid]

Pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 46,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 923,059.

[tame oasis]

Pls rob VANIX#1065

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[coral cape]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[coral cape]

Pls Inv @tame oasis

[glossy flume]

SyphRoXephyr's inventory

Owned Items

:bread: Fresh Bread ─ 11
ID bread ─ Sellable

:dankCandy: Candy ─ 8
ID candy ─ Power-up

:shreddedcheese: Shredded Cheese ─ 2
ID cheese ─ Power-up

:chillpill: Chill Pill ─ 9
ID chillpill ─ Collectable

:coinbomb: Coin Bomb ─ 4
ID coinbomb ─ Tool

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 2 of 11

[tame oasis]

Hi lol you stole from me

1M or smth

[coral cape]

Ok

Pls with 1.1m

[glossy flume]

@coral cape ⏣ 1,100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 10,287,170.

[coral cape]

Pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 1,100,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 11,387,170.

[coral cape]

@tame oasis

[tame oasis]

What

[coral cape]

Gift me 60 junk and I will give u 1m

[tame oasis]

Okay

U sure?

[coral cape]

Sure

[tame oasis]

Pls item junk

[glossy flume]

**Junk** (64 owned)

This is an absolute junk item.
BUY - Unable to be bought
SELL - ⏣ 396
TRADE - 1k - 1.5k

Rarity

Common

Type

Sellable

ID

junk

[coral cape]

Pls with 1.1m

[glossy flume]

@coral cape ⏣ 1,100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 10,287,170.

[coral cape]

Give fast

[tame oasis]

Pls gift 60 Junk @coral cape

[glossy flume]

@tame oasis You gave -͟͟͞𝚅.𝐍.H RAJU 60 Junk, now you have 4 and they've got 71

[coral cape]

Pls give 1m @tame oasis

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 1,000,000 (and pay ⏣ 50,000 tax) to @tame oasis?

@coral cape You gave SyphRoXephyr ⏣ 1,000,000 (and paid ⏣ 50,000 tax), now you have ⏣ 50,000 and they've got ⏣ 1,005,000

:xmark: This event has expired.

:Cyan: MICROSOFT IS TRYING TO BUY DISCORD AGAIN!

We need to stop the sale, quickly defeat Microsoft!

Dec 4, 2021, 3:40 PM

Attack the boss by clicking windows sucks lol
:rage:

7 hits — 0/200 HP

[tame oasis]

Thanks

[glossy flume]

Results for 'Microsoft is trying to buy Discord again!' event

SyphRoXephyr reaped ⏣ 3,834 and 1 :huntingrifle: Hunting Rifle
-͟͟͞𝚅.𝐍.H RAJU secured ⏣ 4,198

[coral cape]

Pls dep 49999

[glossy flume]

⏣ 49,999 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 10,337,169.

[tame oasis]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 5,720 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 6,611,948.

[coral cape]

Lol

[tame oasis]

Pls bal -͟͟͞𝚅.𝐍.H RAJU#9758

[glossy flume]

-͟͟͞𝚅.𝐍.H RAJU's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 10,341,368

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 3:42 PM

[tame oasis]

Pls inv -͟͟͞𝚅.𝐍.H RAJU#9758

[glossy flume]

-͟͟͞𝚅.𝐍.H RAJU's inventory

Owned Items

:banhammer: Ban Hammer ─ 3
ID banhammer ─ Sellable

:banknote: Bank Note ─ 593
ID banknote ─ Power-up

:beaker: Beaker of sus fluid ─ 1
ID beaker ─ Sellable

:BerriesAndCream: Berries and Cream ─ 3
ID berriesandcream ─ Collectable

:Binary: Binary ─ 1
ID binary ─ Collectable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 3 of 20

[tame oasis]

Bro can you give me 100 banknotes

I can give 4M

@coral cape

[knotty basin]

pls help

[glossy flume]

We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!

achievements
:Reply:View your achievements progress
badges
:Reply:View your badges progress
balance
:Reply:Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
:Reply:Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
:Reply:Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
:Reply:Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
buy
:Reply:Buy currency items from the shop!
compare
:Reply:Compare yourself with another user.

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 7

[knotty basin]

pls rich

[glossy flume]

Rich Command

Use this command to see the richest users in the current server! There might also be some fake names from users who have activated the Fake ID item!

Richest users in **Villager Esports**

🥇 140,000,000 - LovelyOldGod#6137
🥈 33,130,082 - √NINJA#9148
🥉 29,837,194 - L RYUZAKI#5076
🔹 28,617,110 - :prestige1: Aᴄʜɪʟʟᴇꜱᴷᴰᵒᵀ#9216
🔹 25,712,601 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 24,893,889 - Gelena Somez#5618
🔹 19,841,090 - _𝐀J ツ#7389
🔹 18,415,689 - :prestige1: in5ane.xd#5494
🔹 14,671,583 - √ Dexter#9269
🔹 13,077,603 - :prestige3: EZYWizard#5614

This is WALLETs, not net worth ─ Page 1 of 10

[knotty basin]

pls rob @exotic vigil

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[knotty basin]

pls rich

[glossy flume]

Richest users in **Villager Esports**

🔹 192,174 - Flex Notch#8814
🔹 190,347 - 𝐂𝐇𝐑 ▹AXIS 👑 ᴿʷ † ᴸˣ †#0169
🔹 185,891 - ` ƬƤƦ 𒉽 | KRISHNA#2461
🔹 185,746 - ✪㉨ H€Ñ®Ψ ㉨✪#3994

This is WALLETs, not net worth ─ Page 10 of 10

[knotty basin]

pls rich

[glossy flume]

Richest users in **Villager Esports**

🔹 12,761,872 - HEART BROKEn#6674
🔹 10,465,063 - AxE • ZEUSop#9378
🔹 10,460,303 - 𝔸𝕍ℕ𝔾××𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕞𝕒G͓̽#3065
🔹 9,398,511 - ! Utsav#4922
🔹 7,897,401 - Specko#2564
🔹 7,000,000 - ReceptiveyoungUnit#4089
🔹 6,900,001 - ToughshortMonth#3630
🔹 5,863,084 - TeamAstro • VENOM#0001
🔹 5,227,738 - 𓆩AxE •Avi ༒ᴿᵉᵗᶦʳᵉᵈ#3991
🔹 5,139,534 - Pedri Gonzalez#5768

This is WALLETs, not net worth ─ Page 2 of 10

[knotty basin]

pls rob @raven surge

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[sudden carbon]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[sudden carbon]

pls bal IMFxStrik3rXD#0906

[glossy flume]

IMFxStrik3rXD's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 480,657

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 3:48 PM

[sudden carbon]

pls bal soph#2214

[glossy flume]

Tip: Stealing while employed can very well get you fired, crime beware!

soph's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,007,655

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 3:49 PM

[mossy raptor]

pls use robbers wishlist

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[mossy raptor]

pls rob 2002#2375

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[mossy raptor]

pls rob IMFxStrik3rXD#0906

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[analog stratus]

Pls use wish

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lunar spruce]

Pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[upper rampart]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[upper rampart]

pls bal IMFxStrik3rXD#0906

[glossy flume]

IMFxStrik3rXD's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 480,657

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 4:04 PM

[raven cloak]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[raven cloak]

Pls bal IMFxStrik3rXD#0906

[glossy flume]

IMFxStrik3rXD's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 480,657

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 4:11 PM

[raven cloak]

Pls bal soph#2214

[glossy flume]

soph's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,007,655

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 4:11 PM

[lunar spruce]

Pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[spark galleon]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[spark galleon]

Pls bal soph#2214

[glossy flume]

Tip: Did you know you can get a TON of rewards each day just from voting every 12 hours? pls vote gives you more info

soph's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,007,655

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 4:17 PM

[spark galleon]

Pls bal 7 SAGE#7943

[glossy flume]

7 SAGE's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 681,528
Bank: ⏣ 1,155

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 4:17 PM

[spark galleon]

Pls with 60k

[glossy flume]

@spark galleon ⏣ 60,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,098,042.

[spark galleon]

Pls rob 7 SAGE#7943

[glossy flume]

You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 136,306.

[spark galleon]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 196,307 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,294,349.

[whole shuttle]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[whole shuttle]

Pls bal IMFxZaptos#4423

[glossy flume]

IMFxZaptos's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 4:22 PM

[whole shuttle]

Pls bal @round shell

[glossy flume]

soph's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,007,655

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 4:22 PM

[olive crag]

Pls one

Pls pm

[glossy flume]

DaRkVeNoM's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 1,099 for your funny efforts.

[rapid wraith]

PLS use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

Pls bal soph#2214

[glossy flume]

soph's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,007,655

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 4:30 PM

[rapid wraith]

Pls bal IMFxStrik3rXD#0906

[glossy flume]

IMFxStrik3rXD's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 480,657

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 4:31 PM

[lusty coral]

pls use robber

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lusty coral]

pls bal @supple warren

[glossy flume]

2002's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 11,273,655

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 4:33 PM

[supple warren]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[supple warren]

Pls bal iMFxZaptos#4423

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

IMFxZaptos's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 4:34 PM

[supple warren]

Pls bal soph#2214

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

soph's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,007,655

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 4:34 PM

[raw pasture]

Pls bal @compact cosmos

[glossy flume]

Tip: Use a landmine and a padlock item to prevent people from robbing you!

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

AJAX's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 4:36 PM

[raw pasture]

Pls bal @pliant star

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

Ajaib singh's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 4:36 PM

[raw pasture]

Pls bal @quasi loom

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

AJAX's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 4:36 PM

[raw pasture]

Pls bal @wise mulch

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

Ajay haaouwiq's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 4:37 PM

[raw pasture]

Pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 5,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 349,931.

[rapid wraith]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

pls bal GOLU#2299

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

GOLU's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 4,845,604

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 4:42 PM

[rapid wraith]

pls bankrob GOLU#2299

[glossy flume]

**sinnersback** is starting a bank robbery

They're trying to break into GOLU's bank!

Join them by clicking JOIN HEIST!

[signal nest]

pls meme

[glossy flume]

I don't see any problem, it was the right leg.

👍 22477 | 💬 250

[signal nest]

pls meme

pls dog

[rapid wraith]

pls dog

[glossy flume]

Bork Bork! 🐶

BELUGA#4083 | powered by weebs (weeb.sh)

[rapid wraith]

wow

join everyone

[signal nest]

pls fish

[glossy flume]

You cast out your line and brought back 2 Common Fishs :commonfish:!

[rapid wraith]

pls use cell

[glossy flume]

@rapid wraith memePhone -- What do you want to do?
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
r ■ Report someone for breaking rules
f ■ Send bot feedback
e ■ Exit

[rapid wraith]

p

[glossy flume]

On the phone with the Police
GOLU hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER We'll be right there sir, or ma'am.

Call disconnected.

@rapid wraith GOLU rang the police on you and your gang, and you were arrested at the scene!

sinnersback and BELUGA paid GOLU ⏣ 5000 for an unsuccessful robbery.

[rapid wraith]

ahahhahahaa

abaha was

hoyada cun

[signal nest]

hoyoda was

[glossy flume]

woah this heist failed

[rapid wraith]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[signal nest]

pls wish

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[signal nest]

pls bal IMFxStrik3rXD#0906

[glossy flume]

IMFxStrik3rXD's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 480,657

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 4:45 PM

[signal nest]

pls bal soph#2214

[glossy flume]

soph's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,007,655

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 4:45 PM

[rapid wraith]

pls bal harsh#6553

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

harsh's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 500,000
Bank: ⏣ 3,616,207

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 4:45 PM

[rapid wraith]

pls rob harsh#6553

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid harsh ⏣ 7,130.

[rapid wraith]

pls bal

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

sinnersback's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 64,166
Bank: ⏣ 195,000 / 608,377 (32.1%)

😏 · Dec 4, 2021, 4:45 PM

[signal nest]

pls rob harsh#6553

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid harsh ⏣ 5,820.

[rapid wraith]

pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 64,166 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 259,166.

[signal nest]

pls bal

[glossy flume]

BELUGA's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 52,377
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 2,432,255 (0.0%)

😏 · Dec 4, 2021, 4:46 PM

[rapid wraith]

pls with 5000

[glossy flume]

@rapid wraith ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 254,166.

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[signal nest]

pls rob harsh#6553

[glossy flume]

Take a breather...

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[rapid wraith]

pls use horse

[glossy flume]

You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
You have 3x Lucky Horseshoe left.

[rapid wraith]

pls rob harsh#6553

[glossy flume]

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 100,000. :horseshoe:

[signal nest]

pls use horse

[glossy flume]

You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
You have 13x Lucky Horseshoe left.

[rapid wraith]

pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 105,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 359,166.

[signal nest]

pls profile

[glossy flume]

BELUGA's shared coin stats

⏣ 76,536,498 shared, ⏣ 14,718,871 received

[rapid wraith]

pls profile

[glossy flume]

sinnersback's shared coin stats

⏣ 12,088,052 shared, ⏣ 9,834,183 received

[rapid wraith]

pls with 5000

[glossy flume]

@rapid wraith ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 354,166.

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[rapid wraith]

pls bankrobe harsh#6553

pls bankrob harsh#6553

[glossy flume]

You already joined a heist in the last 5 minutes, take a chill pill

[rapid wraith]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

pls bal 7 SAGE#7943

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

7 SAGE's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,155

what a noob · Dec 4, 2021, 4:48 PM

[signal nest]

pls bankrob harsh#6553

[glossy flume]

**BELUGA** is starting a bank robbery

They're trying to break into harsh's bank!

Time is up to join BELUGA's heist, let's go.
2 people are teaming up to rob harsh's bank worth 3,616,207!

[half plume]

p,s use bbe

pls bal harsh#6553