#dank-memer
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:Ring: Engagement Ring ─ 1
ID ring ─ Collectable
:shovel: Shovel ─ 3
ID shovel ─ Tool
:wishlist: Robbers Wishlist ─ 1
ID wishlist ─ Tool
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use wis
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob V a R u N#1538
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal F̸i̷n̴n̸y̵#1150
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 130,424
pls use ist
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob F̸i̷n̴n̸y̵#1150
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
pls with 5000
@neon pelican ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,965,762.
pls rob F̸i̷n̴n̸y̵#1150
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls rob KillerBeatz#9319
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
Pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal AnujOP#6729
Wallet: ⏣ 608,642
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls use alc
:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item?
You're in passive mode, you can't use a alcohol
Pls settings passive false
You have to wait 12 hours before turning passive mode back on.
Passive successfully changed to :xmark: Disabled
You are no longer a passive user
Pls use alc
:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item?
You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
Pls with 6e4
@vagrant needle ⏣ 60,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,013,238.
Pls rob AnujOP#6729
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal V a R u N#1538
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 381,380
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal Baldski The III#0812
Wallet: ⏣ 1,010,000
Bank: ⏣ 4,466,958
Pls rob Baldski The III#0812
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 1,010,000. :horseshoe:
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use wis
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 12,299
Bank: ⏣ 334,536 / 70,270,355 (0.5%)
pls with 5e4
@vernal marten ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 284,536.
Tip: Donors get an extra multiplier (find more coins) + shields against being stolen from + a TON more. pls donate gives you more info
Pls with 5e4
@potent wave ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 14,797.
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Pls rob MARSHALL MATHERS#1053
Yikes! MARSHALL MATHERS has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
You try to steal from MARSHALL MATHERS only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.
Lol
pls rob
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
Pls rob MARSHALL MATHERS#1053
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
Pls rob MARSHALL MATHERS#1053
Yikes! MARSHALL MATHERS has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
MARSHALL MATHERS placed a landmine in their wallet. It exploded when you opened it, blowing up in your face and killing you instantly.
You died.
pls use alc
:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item?
You got a little too drunk, climbed onto a roof, and then jumped off. Whoops.
Pls use alc
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Pls use hoe
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
pls shop life
Pls rob MARSHALL MATHERS#1053
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid MARSHALL MATHERS ⏣ 5,000.
Pls dep max
⏣ 42,500 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 57,297.
Pls bal MARSHALL MATHERS#1053
Wallet: ⏣ 67,299
Bank: ⏣ 284,536
.....
Pls with 5e3
@potent wave ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 52,297.
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
pls bal
Tip: You can be blacklisted or banned for breaking our rules! See the rules here: https://dankmemer.lol/rules
Wallet: ⏣ 54,791,129
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 18,200 (0.0%)
Pls rob MARSHALL MATHERS#1053
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
Pls rob MARSHALL MATHERS#1053
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid MARSHALL MATHERS ⏣ 5,000.
Pls with 5e3
@potent wave ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 47,297.
Tip: Don't like texts from other users? pls settings texts false will help them go away!
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Pls rob MARSHALL MATHERS#1053
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 72,299. :horseshoe:
Pls dep max
⏣ 77,299 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 124,596.
Pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal AsH Baka#5727
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls bal V a R u N#1538
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 381,380
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 284,536 / 70,270,355 (0.4%)
pls with 5e4
@vernal marten ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 234,536.
pls rob
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Junks :junk:!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Duck :petduck:!
Pls beg
"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,476 and a :dankCandy: Candy"
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,673, NOW RUN THE GOVERNMENT IS COMING
You accidentally sent correct papers and earned nothing. Loser!
Pls use rob
You don't own this item??
Pls use robberw
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
Pls use robberswishlist
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal ᴠιsͥheͣsͫhj#1272
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 5,769,980
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal some random guy#0001
Tip: If you consistently do well at your job, your boss will give you a promotion, increasing your coins per hour!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 20,000,000
pls bal 𝐓 𝐄 𝐃 𝐃 𝐘 ~ 6 9#6999
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 4,268,530 / 5,107,530 (83.6%)
pls rich 9
🔹 92,714 - ! HARMONIC YT#1197
🔹 91,616 - 𝗗𝚫𝐑₭亥DarshOP†ᴺᵀ#8548
🔹 90,300 - Kakashi Hatake#3406
🔹 88,704 - :prestige2: Baldski The III#0812
🔹 87,616 - Ashwin.#6969
🔹 85,500 - :prestige2: muffin#2842
🔹 83,739 - Kibiki#9525
🔹 77,584 - VvE 〢SUNIL_👻#8007
🔹 77,425 - Muffin#5107
🔹 74,150 - :prestige1: AkayOP#0453
pls rob VvE 〢SUNIL_👻#8007
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
pls with 5e4
@storm crow ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,218,530.
pls rob VvE 〢SUNIL_👻#8007
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
⏣ 50,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,268,530.
:xmark: This event has expired.
:Cyan: SKYPE IS TRYING TO BEAT DISCORD AGAIN!
We need to take it down, one sarcastic comment at a time!
Attack the boss by clicking lol imagine using skype in 2021
:rage:
6 hits — 0/200 HP
Kρᾱνῐ́Οʧ reaped ⏣ 3,036 and 1 :shreddedcheese: Shredded Cheese
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use obb
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal Andriannn#8808
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,843,592 / 10,032,464 (18.4%)
Pls use obb
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,459,957 / 8,067,372 (18.1%)
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
This command can be used again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!
You don't own this item??
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
@rapid wraith ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,359,957.
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 102,477. :horseshoe:
⏣ 202,477 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,562,434.
:SpookyDance: (#52) - 0 - :prestige2: Crewpostor#7749
🥇 302,205,750 - ! Capt.AD#9455
🥈 75,920,941 - LAZYYY#4211
🥉 61,958,291 - Ali Nadeem#1333
🔹 23,861,002 - Gelena Somez#5618
🔹 21,784,611 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 21,003,000 - Emotionalcookedtooth#8936
🔹 12,329,649 - √ Dexter#9269
🔹 10,000,000 - KeendrunkTruth#2386
🔹 9,795,441 - JH'CrypTo#1790
🔹 8,524,548 - Emotionaloldguy#6793
@rapid wraith ⏣ 1,562,434 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 6 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
⏣ 1,562,434 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,562,434.
@rapid wraith ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,462,434.
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
:lennybread: (#76) - 100,000 - :prestige2: Crewpostor#7749
🔹 7,888,335 - Prethiv.DIFF#2162
🔹 6,273,130 - Op x 𝐓𝐗𝐊 〆HΛDΞSᶜˣ†#7099
🔹 4,732,027 - ShŁøĶ⁰²¹#2842
🔹 4,233,798 - HUNTER#5733
🔹 3,000,000 - HandsomecrunchySoup#8071
🔹 2,601,589 - HandsomehighArt#4356
🔹 2,415,086 - HEART BROkEn#6674
🔹 2,204,057 - WRATH◥▶◀◤#6575
🔹 2,000,000 - ErectYoungArt#7334
🔹 1,749,666 - ! HARSH#0001
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
:peepee: (#77) - 100,000 - :prestige2: Crewpostor#7749
🔹 8,524,548 - Emotionaloldguy#6793
🔹 7,888,335 - Prethiv.DIFF#2162
🔹 6,273,130 - Op x 𝐓𝐗𝐊 〆HΛDΞSᶜˣ†#7099
🔹 4,732,027 - ShŁøĶ⁰²¹#2842
🔹 4,233,798 - HUNTER#5733
🔹 3,000,000 - HandsomecrunchySoup#8071
🔹 2,601,589 - HandsomehighArt#4356
🔹 2,415,086 - HEART BROkEn#6674
🔹 2,204,057 - WRATH◥▶◀◤#6575
🔹 2,000,000 - ErectYoungArt#7334
Wallet: ⏣ 100,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,462,434 / 8,068,344 (18.1%)
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls rob
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal Adriannn#8808
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 9,680,063
pls heist
how are we gonna rob nobody ya dumb dumb
Pls heist Adriannn#8808
They're trying to break into Adriannn's bank!
Time is up to join R3APER's heist, let's go.
7 people are teaming up to rob Adriannn's bank worth 9,680,063!
Pls with 20000
@gentle field ⏣ 20,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 822,421.
Tip: Some users use abbreviations for item names. A few common examples are tidepod -> pod, pepe trophy -> pepet, and bank note -> kno. There's a ton more too!
Pls beg
Pls search
While searching at the bank, someone robbed the place and didn't like the funny look you gave them. You got shot and died.
pls search
The middle aged guy in the van gave you ⏣ 2,586, this would TOTALLY be the outcome irl too! Very realistic, Dank Memer!
pls beg
"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,990 and a :cookie: Cookie"
pls search
You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 13 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
Amazing job everybody, we racked up a total of ⏣ 9,680,063 from Adriannn!
Pls beg
# Z3TREX tripped whilst running home and lost ⏣ 2,765.
# narzo turned themselves into the police, who then fined them ⏣ 4,071.
+ R3APER ran away with ⏣ 1,936,013.
+ AnujOP stole a clean ⏣ 1,936,013.
+ aum scored ⏣ 1,936,013.
+ 全王 hacked ⏣ 1,936,013 out of the bank.
+ XBITDRAGO took ⏣ 1,936,013 with no issues.
Pls dep max
⏣ 1,999,273 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,620,434.
pls dep all
⏣ 142,815 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,077,773.
Pls dep max
⏣ 1,936,349 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,973,287.
pls dep all
⏣ 11,979 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 96,253.
pls bal
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 1,793,478
Bank: ⏣ 4,077,773 / 4,077,773 (100.0%)
Pls dep max
⏣ 13,929 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 836,350.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 4,620,434 / 7,708,531 (59.9%)
:xmark: This event has expired.
:White: SOMEONE JUST POSTED AN IDEA ON REDDIT!
Try their game!
I just chose a secret number between 1 and 100.
Is the secret number higher or lower than 17.
Pls give max @sudden oar
Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 1,942,297 to @sudden oar?
Pls bal
Tip: Get rewards everyday 12 hours by doing pls vote!
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 1,947,225
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 21,800 (0.0%)
@acoustic drift You gave R3APER ⏣ 1,884,028 after a 3% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 1,884,028
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
pls give max @sudden oar
@void vale You can't share nothing you dumb butt
Pls give max @sudden oar
Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 1,947,225 to @sudden oar?
@fiery cargo You gave R3APER ⏣ 1,888,808 after a 3% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 3,772,836
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 96,253 / 124,925 (77.0%)
Pls bal
Tip: Sell high worth items that you don't want to use, to other players. Dank memer will give you very little for those banknotes, but the trading community may pay more!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 149,743 (0.0%)
Pls use hoe
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Pls rob @sudden oar
Pls beg
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
@acoustic drift You found a rare pepe!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 2,091, now this poor old lady can't get her medicine. Are you proud?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a :Alcohol: Alcohol!
Pls rob R3APER#4987
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls with 6e4
@rapid wraith ⏣ 60,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,560,434.
Pls bal
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 21,800 (0.0%)
Pls with 5000
@gentle field ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 831,350.
Pls rob R3APER#4987
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
Pls rob @sudden oar
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
Pls dep max
⏣ 60,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,620,434.
Pls dep max
⏣ 5,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 836,350.
Pls with 5e4
Pls bal @sudden oar
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,973,287
@rapid wraith ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,570,434.
Pls beg
pls beg
Pls search
Pls beg
You found ⏣ 3,225, did you steal this from a sick person???
Pls beg
"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,119 and a :bread: Fresh Bread"
"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 2,872 and a :dankCandy: Candy"
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,782, now this poor old lady can't get her medicine. Are you proud?
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 5,747
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 150,703 (0.0%)
Pls search
You found ⏣ 978, thank god for this idiot leaving their car unlocked
pls use wis
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal F̸i̷n̴n̸y̵#1150
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 130,424
pls bal V a R u N#1538
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 381,380
Pls beg
pls bal KillerBeatz#9319
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 58,170
Pls search
Guess you didn't want to search anywhere?
Pls use bbe
pls bal notfunnytushar#5153
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 302,969
Bank: ⏣ 73,080
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal TeamGlxsmoker#4383
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 47,360
pls itemlb pink
🥇 6,969,968 - godzilla#5641
🥈 3,578,713 - ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚㄥㄩ丨✞#9999
🥉 2,422,314 - sophie<3#2625
🔹 1,361,255 - !Ash#3612
🔹 605,261 - ꧁༺ ₦Ї₦ℑ₳ ƤℜɆĐ₳₮Øℜ ༻꧂#9476
🔹 376,735 - ||[؛Ṩwͥooͣsͫђٴٴ؟]||،؟ ء آ#8342
🔹 335,734 - ! Capt.AD#9455
🔹 200,175 - ; T a d e o 🥀#1054
🔹 197,530 - Kinzo#8501
🔹 196,185 - rude#2121
pls bal godzilla#5641
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 69
Bank: ⏣ 145,409
pls bal ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚㄥㄩ丨✞#9999
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 22,831
Bank: ⏣ 9,788,945
pls rob ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚㄥㄩ丨✞#9999
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
:xmark: This event has expired.
:Green: WHAT AN ABSOLUTE GAMER
Gamers are gaming in the game
I just chose a secret number between 1 and 100.
Is the secret number higher or lower than 93.
全王 answered first!
全王 procured ⏣ 7,735 and 1 :chillpill: Chill Pill
pls with 5000
@worthy zephyr ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 366,251.
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚㄥㄩ丨✞#9999
Yikes! ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚㄥㄩ丨✞ has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
whew, dodged a bullet
Pls with 5000
@gentle field ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 831,350.
Tip: You can turn these tips off with the pls settings command if you don't want to see them anymore!
pls heist ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚㄥㄩ丨✞#9999
They're trying to break into ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚㄥㄩ丨✞'s bank!
Time is up to join narzo's heist, let's go.
7 people are teaming up to rob ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚㄥㄩ丨✞'s bank worth 9,788,945!
Pls beg
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,973,287 / 2,243,379 (88.0%)
Pls beg
Pls beg
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,849, but its covered in old gum...
Pls pm
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,506, good thing the panty fairy visited!
Pls with 3000
@sudden oar ⏣ 3,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,970,287.
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Pls search
Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 6,754
Pls vote
pls pm
This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose which meme from the list to post to the fake internet, and in return people will pay you (or break your laptop) based on how much they enjoy the meme. This command requires a laptop in your inventory to work!
oi you need to buy a laptop in the shop to post memes
Pls beg
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 20 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls beg
"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 4,537 and a :feelsweirdman: Rare Pepe"
Pls search
You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 3,016, why is it not cold?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a :corndog: Corndog!
pls bal sophie<3#2625
Tip: Be on the lookout for rare events that can take place while using commands!
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 9,211
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 8,168
Bank: ⏣ 96,253 / 125,405 (76.8%)
Pls bal
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 6,533
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 22,520 (0.0%)
Pls bal
Pls use bbe
Wallet: ⏣ 10,944
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 151,663 (0.0%)
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal !Ash#3612
Tip: If you consistently do well at your job, your boss will give you a promotion, increasing your coins per hour!
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 4,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,951,172
Pls beg
"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 4,547 and a :NormieBoxClosed: Normie Box"
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,018, now you can do some laundry!
narzo, Z3TREX, AnujOP, aum, XBITDRAGO, R3APER and 全王 paid ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚㄥㄩ丨✞ ⏣ 2000 for an unsuccessful robbery.
pls search
Pls eg
Hey you found ⏣ 2,123, I guess it doesn’t suck!
Pls beg
"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 2,770 and a :sand: Box of Sand"
Pls search
You found ⏣ 3,378, in addition you smell terrible. Pick a better smelling dumpster next time lmao.
pls search
You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 16 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
Pls beg
"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 2,532 and a :padlock: Padlock"
pls beg
pls bal ꧁༺ ₦Ї₦ℑ₳ ƤℜɆĐ₳₮Øℜ ༻꧂#9476
Tip: Use partnered dank memer servers with pls partners to find servers with big trading communities, and giveaways.
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,706,847
Pls beg
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 20 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls search
You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 7 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls inv
:sand: Box of Sand ─ 16
ID sand ─ Tool
:shovel: Shovel ─ 30
ID shovel ─ Tool
:Skunk: Skunk ─ 3
ID skunk ─ Sellable
:FidgetSpinner: Fidget Spinner ─ 2
ID spinner ─ Power-up
:Tidepod: Tidepod ─ 9
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,457, now this poor old lady can't get her medicine. Are you proud?
pls beg
Pls beg
"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,436 and a :bread: Fresh Bread"
Pls beg
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,725, why is it not cold?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a :pizza: Pizza Slice!
pls search
You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 3,117, now this poor old lady can't get her medicine. Are you proud?
pls search
You didn't find any coins.
But hey, at least you found 1 :trash: Trash!
pls rob ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚㄥㄩ丨✞#9999
Yikes! ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚㄥㄩ丨✞ has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
You try to steal from ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚㄥㄩ丨✞ only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.
🙂
Pls beg
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 14 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls search
You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,502, but its covered in old gum...
Pls beg
pls rob ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚㄥㄩ丨✞#9999
Yikes! ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚㄥㄩ丨✞ has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
Pls search
You found ⏣ 482, now you can do some laundry!
ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚㄥㄩ丨✞ placed a landmine in their wallet. It exploded when you opened it, blowing up in your face and killing you instantly.
You died.
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 20,410
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 152,623 (0.0%)
Pls use land
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Tip: Feeling lucky?? Try pls lottery!
pls rob @graceful orbit
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls bal ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚㄥㄩ丨✞#9999
Wallet: ⏣ 36,831
Bank: ⏣ 9,788,945
Pls use pad
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
pls rob @rapid wraith
You got sand thrown in your eyes by another user! You're blinded and you can't see your victim at all! You'll need to wait another 2 minutes and 17 seconds
bruv
Pls use sand
:sand: Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
Do you still want to use this item?
Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
.
Jasonzxd#7141
This user has already had sand thrown in their face today! Give them a break goodness
Pls use cell
@tacit zenith memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
r ■ Report someone for breaking rules
f ■ Send bot feedback
e ■ Exit
pls heist ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚㄥㄩ丨✞#9999
You already joined a heist in the last 5 minutes, take a chill pill
P
On the phone with the Police
ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚㄥㄩ丨✞ hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER Are you actually an idiot? We've just checked around the area, and there's not a single robber in sight.
Do NOT call the police as a prank. We'll be sending you a fine shortly for disrupting us. Have a good day.
Call disconnected.
pls profile @tacit zenith
:prestige3: Prestige III
Title: Kek Lord
149
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full:
14,996/15,000
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Mid:
Wallet: ⏣ 29,465
Bank: ⏣ 9,788,945
Net: ⏣ 150,528,840
59 items (3,580,620 total) worth ⏣ 140,710,430
19 daily streak
30 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
12,196,680 bank note space
145 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
30,701 commands issued
Works as a Manager
:SugarSkull: Sugar Skull - 1mo left
:horseshoe: Lucky Horseshoe - 5m left
Nezuko
Level 15 Catgirl
10% steal shields, meaning this user loses 10% less coins when stolen from
1x :King:
2x :goldencorndog:
5x :DuctTape:
1x :pepetrophy:
Pls dep max
⏣ 49,918 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,620,352.
L
Hi 🙂
Pls with 3000
@sudden oar ⏣ 3,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,967,287.
Pls dep max
⏣ 4,798 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 836,148.
hello narzo
😭
pls profile @gentle field
Hi
Title: Newbie
3
:Bar1half::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
304/400
:Bar1Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 836,148
Net: ⏣ 2,037,418
16 items (56 total) worth ⏣ 1,201,270
2 daily streak
1,349,775 bank note space
6 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
727 commands issued
Bosadika
Level 0 Panda Bear
pls profile @acoustic drift
Title: Newbie
2
:Bar1half::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
230/300
:Bar1Full::Bar2Mid::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
Wallet: ⏣ 20,410
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 643,200
16 items (56 total) worth ⏣ 622,790
125,023 bank note space
3 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
196 commands issued
:Apple: Apple - 21h left
:Alcohol: Alcohol - 7h left
pls rob @acoustic drift
You got sand thrown in your eyes by another user! You're blinded and you can't see your victim at all! You'll need to wait another 1 minute and 22 seconds
Pls bal
lol
Wallet: ⏣ 20,410
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 152,623 (0.0%)
Pls bal
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 16,900
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 24,200 (0.0%)
Pls settings passive true
Passive successfully changed to :check: Enabled
You are now a passive user. If you fail to use any commands for 3 days you will lose passive mode!
guys gimmie cash
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 20,410
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 152,623 (0.0%)
Pls with 3000
@sudden oar ⏣ 3,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,964,287.
do "pls give (amount of cash) @short axle
Pls heist
how are we gonna rob nobody ya dumb dumb
.
Pls with 69
@rapid wraith ⏣ 69 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,620,283.
Pls give 69 Jasonzxd#7141
yes gimmie 69
@rapid wraith You gave Jasonzxd ⏣ 67 after a 3% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 12,756
thxs
Pls with 1
@gentle field ⏣ 1 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 836,147.
Tip: We just added a FAQ page on our site. Go check it out! https://dankmemer.lol/faq
lol
Pls beg
Do u need a spank with 69?
Pls beg
Pls give 1 @short axle
@gentle field You gave Jasonzxd ⏣ 1 after a 3% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 12,757
uhm i don't think so? :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Okay
see
bro my dank memer dm is exploding
Pls search
You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 1,584
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,360, so this is what you've been doing at night?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a :bluephallicobjectt: Blue Phallic Object!
pls profile @worthy zephyr
Title: Kek Lord
Badges: :2020Badge:
169
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full:
16,976/17,000
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Mid::Bar3Empty:
Wallet: ⏣ 10,735
Bank: ⏣ 366,251
Net: ⏣ 1,279,880,786
78 items (14,299 total) worth ⏣ 1,279,503,800
6 daily streak
300 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
2,041,163 bank note space
2 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
18,166 commands issued
Works as a Santa Claus
:Alcohol: Alcohol - 2h left
:Landmine: Landmine - 21h left
15% steal shields, meaning this user loses 15% less coins when stolen from
@unique coral
Level 0
since <t:1637773654:d>
pls use wis
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls search
This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a place from the list to search in, and you have a chance to win coins and some fun items! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die! Rewards are specific to the location, so some have different risks/rewards!
Where do you want to search?
Pick an option below to start searching that location!
Pls search
You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 1,155
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Bruh yall trippin
pls inv @worthy zephyr
:petduck: Duck ─ 131
ID duck ─ Sellable
:exoticfish: Exotic Fish ─ 7
ID exoticfish ─ Sellable
:fakeid: Fake ID ─ 107
ID fakeid ─ Tool
:commonfish: Common Fish ─ 251
ID fish ─ Sellable
:fishingpole: Fishing Pole ─ 155
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
DANG
Pls search
You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
Bang
Pls beg
Pls beg
can i have a cupid big toe? pls@worthy zephyr
Pls bal @formal idol
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 58,170
🖕 ?
Pls bal @lament blaze
Tip: Rewards earned from voting now change every so often. See what they currently are with pls vote!
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls itemlb tro
pls bal Rajat#0348
Tip: Sell high worth items that you don't want to use, to other players. Dank memer will give you very little for those banknotes, but the trading community may pay more!
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,258,450
pls bal local bread (dead)#8621
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 415,172
pls bal Adriannn#8808
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 3,418
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal Kinzo#8501
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,789,733
dude why haven't u prestiged yet
pls bal matt.#8400
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 1,337
Bank: ⏣ 3,532,418
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
coz none of your biss?
bro CHILLL
pls bal 乇爪卩乇尺ㄖ尺#1122
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 10,735
Bank: ⏣ 366,251 / 4,078,253 (9.0%)
pls heisy matt.#8400
pls bal rude#2121
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,535,200
pls heist matt.#8400
You'll be able to use this command again in 4m and 1s
The default cooldown is 20m, but patrons only need to wait 10m!
pls bal kenji#6157
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 14,000
Bank: ⏣ 21,315,625
pls rob kenji#6157
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls rob @rapid wraith
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid notfunnytushar ⏣ 5,000.
.
pls heist matt.#8400
You need at least ⏣ 2000 to perform a heist against somebody lmao nice try idiot
pls bal 749987852519211059
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 307,969
Bank: ⏣ 73,080
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 7,757
Bank: ⏣ 636,570 / 639,112 (99.6%)
pls rob @rapid wraith
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 140,000.
WOW
Pls dep all
⏣ 147,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,111,287.
yall stole my kill
Pls with 10000
@gentle field ⏣ 10,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 826,147.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 7,757
Bank: ⏣ 636,570 / 639,112 (99.6%)
pls with 50000
pls bal matt.#8400
@short axle ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 586,570.
Wallet: ⏣ 1,337
Bank: ⏣ 3,532,418
Pls with 50000
@sudden oar ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,061,287.
pls itemlb pink
🥇 6,969,968 - godzilla#5641
🥈 3,578,713 - ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚㄥㄩ丨✞#9999
🥉 2,422,314 - sophie<3#2625
🔹 1,361,255 - !Ash#3612
🔹 605,261 - ꧁༺ ₦Ї₦ℑ₳ ƤℜɆĐ₳₮Øℜ ༻꧂#9476
🔹 376,735 - ||[؛Ṩwͥooͣsͫђٴٴ؟]||،؟ ء آ#8342
🔹 335,734 - ! Capt.AD#9455
🔹 200,175 - ; T a d e o 🥀#1054
🔹 197,530 - Kinzo#8501
🔹 196,185 - rude#2121
pls dep all
⏣ 52,542 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 639,112.
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls heist matt.#8400
They're trying to break into matt.'s bank!
Time is up to join narzo's heist, let's go.
6 people are teaming up to rob matt.'s bank worth 3,532,418!
Ishhh
pls bal ! Capt.AD#9455
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 302,205,750
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls rob @sudden oar
Yikes! R3APER has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
Pla with 2e3
R3APER placed a landmine in their wallet. It exploded when you opened it, blowing up in your face and killing you instantly.
You died.
.
pls rob ! Capt.AD#9455
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls use ine
You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 24 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.
im done
pls bal matt.#8400
Tip: By enabling passive mode 'pls settings passive true' you wont get robbed, but you wont be able to share coins or gift items with anyone
Wallet: ⏣ 1,337
Bank: ⏣ 3,532,418
Pls use sand
:sand: Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
Do you still want to use this item?
Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
do it i dar eyou
@short axle
This user has already had sand thrown in their face today! Give them a break goodness
3.5 m
Yikes! R3APER has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
Pls bal Jasonzxd#7141
Wallet: ⏣ 5,215
Bank: ⏣ 639,112
You try to steal from R3APER only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.
pls bal rude#2121
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,535,200
Pls bal R3APER#4987
Tip: Use partnered dank memer servers with pls partners to find servers with big trading communities, and giveaways.
Wallet: ⏣ 48,000
Bank: ⏣ 2,061,287
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use padlock
Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use.
pls bal Kinzo#8501
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,789,733
Pls beg
Amazing job everybody, we racked up a total of ⏣ 3,532,418 from matt.!
# narzo turned themselves into the police, who then fined them ⏣ 2,116.
# R3APER just couldn't get away in time and was fined ⏣ 5,746.
# 全王 really wanted it, but couldn't quite get it and they ended up losing ⏣ 2,890.
+ AnujOP extracted ⏣ 1,177,473.
+ XBITDRAGO snuck out with ⏣ 1,177,473.
+ Z3TREX came close to death for ⏣ 1,177,473.
pls bal ; T a d e o 🥀#1054
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 168,340
Pls dep max
deposit coins much? you have none lol
pls dep all
⏣ 32,152 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 128,405.
WAIT WHEN
Pls dep all
⏣ 42,254 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,103,541.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,165,611
Bank: ⏣ 128,405 / 128,285 (100.1%)
pls rob @void vale
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
Pls bal
pls with 5000
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 1,193,833
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 25,280 (0.0%)
Pls bal
@short axle ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 634,112.
Wallet: ⏣ 1,197,467
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 153,103 (0.0%)
pls rob @void vale
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid Z3TREX ⏣ 5,000.
pls send max @sudden oar
ewwwww
Pls give max @sudden oar
Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 1,197,467 to @sudden oar?
@acoustic drift You gave R3APER ⏣ 1,161,543 after a 3% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 1,161,543
WUT
pls bal ꧁༺ ₦Ї₦ℑ₳ ƤℜɆĐ₳₮Øℜ ༻꧂#9476
Pls bal
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,706,847
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 1,193,833
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 25,280 (0.0%)
Pls beg
pls with 100000
@short axle ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 534,112.
Pls rob @sudden oar
Yikes! R3APER has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
You try to steal from R3APER only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.
Pls give max @sudden oar
pls use wis
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 1,193,833 to @sudden oar?
Pls with 4e4
@rapid wraith ⏣ 40,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,580,283.
@fiery cargo You gave R3APER ⏣ 1,158,018 after a 3% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 1,158,018
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
WHY YALl giving them omney
Pls bal
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 25,280 (0.0%)
pls rob @void vale
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid Z3TREX ⏣ 10,272.
Pls rob R3APER#4987
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls beg
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls dep max
⏣ 40,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,620,283.
Pls search
You found ⏣ 2,304, at least YOUR basement didn't flood :(
pls rob @void vale
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 11 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 3,221
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 153,943 (0.0%)
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls rob @void vale
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 1,180,883.
LETS GO
Pls bal Z3TREX#9542
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 128,405
pls use pad
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Hey
Wallet: ⏣ 48,140
Bank: ⏣ 194,547 / 195,387 (99.6%)
Pls bal @short axle
Wallet: ⏣ 1,278,326
Bank: ⏣ 534,112
Pls rob @sudden oar
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
Pls rob @short axle
The steal command is a very complex but unique command. It is primarily used for stealing money from your friends who have a bit too much in their pocket.
This command has a ton of variables making stealing harder or easier. Different items, passive mode, steal being disabled in some servers, etc.
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
nice yall
ima leave the server
Pls use horseshoe
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
Pls rob @Jasonzxd
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls beg
"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 282 "
Pls rob 825825350541639761
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls rob 825825350541639761
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
wut
Pls search
You found ⏣ 2,179, luckily you didn't eat them
Pls beg
Pls search
You found ⏣ 2,209, why is it not cold?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a :bread: Fresh Bread!
Pls settings passive false
You have to wait 12 hours before turning passive mode back on.
Passive successfully changed to :xmark: Disabled
You are no longer a passive user
pls itemlb cro
Sorry cutie
pls item bread
Pls with 2e5
@tacit zenith ⏣ 200,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 9,588,945.
Pls rob 2e5
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls with 9e4
@rapid wraith ⏣ 90,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,530,283.
Pls rob 825825350541639761
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls rob ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚㄥㄩ丨✞#9999
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 41,304.
Pls rob @tacit zenith
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
Pls with all
⏣ 131,304 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,661,587.
@tacit zenith ⏣ 9,588,945 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 5,682
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 154,543 (0.0%)
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Common Fishs :commonfish:!
Pls beg
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk :Skunk:!
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 3,418
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 20,283,365 (0.0%)
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Junks :junk:!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,580, why are you in your crawl space?
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit :Bunny:!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Junks :junk:!
Pls beg
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 20 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls bal Z3TREX#9542
Tip: With horseshoes, you can gain a lot more coins from simple commands like pls beg, or pls search!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 128,405
Pls search
You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
pls bal TeamGlxsmoker#4383
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 47,360
Pls beg
pls use hoe
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 2,594, luckily you didn't eat them
And you lucky ducky, you also found a :Tidepod: Tidepod!
Pls beg
pls rob @sudden oar
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
Pls work
@rapid wraith You need to wait 7m and 18s until you can work again!
pls crime
Turns out that old lady you tried to scam, was also a scammer! :horseshoe:
Pls pm
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 4,174
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 2,244,939 (0.0%)
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,155, DID YOU JUST ROB THAT BANK WTF :horseshoe:
Pls pm
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Fishing Poles :fishingpole:!
pls beg
Pls hl
You lost!
Your hint was 20. The hidden number was 61.
pls crime
You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 21 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
Pls beg
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 6,889
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 2,244,939 (0.0%)
pls search
You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
Pls bj
You need to bet something, seems like common sense tbh.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 4,573
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 20,284,085 (0.0%)
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,170, so this is what you've been doing at night?
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,797, why are you in your crawl space?
pls hl
You lost!
Your hint was 35. The hidden number was 19.
Pls bj 1e3
pls hl
You'll be able to use this command again in 20 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 20s!
pls pm
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,817 in your pocket, now it's in your wallet.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 5,304
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 20,284,085 (0.0%)
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚㄥㄩ丨✞#9999
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 9,802,106
:xmark: This event has expired.
:Cyan: SKYPE IS TRYING TO BEAT DISCORD AGAIN!
We need to take it down, one sarcastic comment at a time!
Attack the boss by clicking lol imagine using skype in 2021
:rage:
6 hits — 0/200 HP
AviraL hustled ⏣ 3,941 and 1 :NormieBoxClosed: Normie Box
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls profile @void vale
Title: Newbie
1
:Bar1Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
110/200
:Bar1half::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
Wallet: ⏣ 797
Bank: ⏣ 128,405
Net: ⏣ 672,662
14 items (16 total) worth ⏣ 543,460
116,045 bank note space
1 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
119 commands issued
pls profile @spark galleon
Title: Memer
11
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Mid::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
1,128/1,200
:Bar1Mid::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
Wallet: ⏣ 108,101
Bank: ⏣ 813,423
Net: ⏣ 11,286,084
41 items (529 total) worth ⏣ 10,364,560
1 daily streak
7,240,988 bank note space
14 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
3,262 commands issued
:Alcohol: Alcohol - 1h left
:Apple: Apple - 15h left
...and 2 more
pls with 5000
@short axle ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 637,613.
pls rob @spark galleon
You try to steal from AviraL only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.
pls rob @spark galleon
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 10 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls rob @spark galleon
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
pls with 25000
@short axle ⏣ 25,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 612,613.
pls rob @spark galleon
You try to steal from AviraL only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 26,552
Bank: ⏣ 612,613 / 650,549 (94.2%)
pls dep allpl
Your argument should be either a number and no more than what you have in your wallet (⏣ 26,552), or max
pls dep all
⏣ 26,552 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 639,165.
pls with 5000
@short axle ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 634,165.
Tip: You can be blacklisted or banned for breaking our rules! See the rules here: https://dankmemer.lol/rules
pls rob @spark galleon
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls rob @spark galleon
You try to steal from AviraL only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.
pls rob @spark galleon
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
pls with 5000
@short axle ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 629,165.
Tip: You can turn these tips off with the pls settings command if you don't want to see them anymore!
pls rob @spark galleon
You try to steal from AviraL only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.
pls profile @tacit zenith
:prestige3: Prestige III
Title: Kek Lord
150
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full:
15,002/15,100
:Bar1Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 9,802,106
Net: ⏣ 150,734,686
59 items (3,580,628 total) worth ⏣ 140,932,580
19 daily streak
30 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
12,196,680 bank note space
145 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
30,720 commands issued
Works as a Manager
:SugarSkull: Sugar Skull - 1mo left
:padlock: Padlock - 1y left
Nezuko
Level 15 Catgirl
10% steal shields, meaning this user loses 10% less coins when stolen from
1x :King:
2x :goldencorndog:
5x :DuctTape:
1x :pepetrophy:
You stole a fairly decent chunk! 💰
Your payout was ⏣ 43,781.
pls dep all
⏣ 22,110 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 651,275.
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob @tired swan
You try to steal from F&F ✘ ₡4 ₊ ⃟🦋AnushKa⚘⃝💸 only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.
pls beg
pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
pls use horseshoe
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 24,494
Bank: ⏣ 651,275 / 652,001 (99.9%)
pls rob @tired swan
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls rob @tired swan
You try to steal from F&F ✘ ₡4 ₊ ⃟🦋AnushKa⚘⃝💸 only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.
pls shop bolt
pls rob @tired swan
You try to steal from F&F ✘ ₡4 ₊ ⃟🦋AnushKa⚘⃝💸 only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.
pls beg
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk :Skunk:! :horseshoe:
huh
Pls use lock
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
lol
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 14,296
Bank: ⏣ 196,107 / 196,347 (99.9%)
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls give 1 @short axle
@tired swan You gave Jasonzxd ⏣ 1 after a 3% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 14,295 and they've got ⏣ 19,495
:prestige1: Prestige I
Title: Literally Dank Memer
Badges: :workBadge:
945
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full:
94,578/94,600
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Mid::Bar3Empty:
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 416,385
Net: ⏣ 1,801,345,255
85 items (1,023,290 total) worth ⏣ 1,800,928,870
56 daily streak
30 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
9,094,847 bank note space
300 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
76,854 commands issued
Works as a Robber
:Apple: Apple - 9h left
:Landmine: Landmine - 9h left
...and 2 more
@echo atlas
Level 27 Catgirl
15% steal shields, meaning this user loses 15% less coins when stolen from
@echo atlas
Level 0
since <t:1637414005:d>
1x :pepecrown:
5x :cutters:
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls use bbe
