#dank-memer
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You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal Adriannn#8808
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,416,697
Pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal 𓆩ꞨΛӨ丶丶GAMING_BOY👑#9322
Tip: You can turn these tips off with the pls settings command if you don't want to see them anymore!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
Wallet: ⏣ 2,079,132
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls ripoff TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 2,079,132. :horseshoe:
Pls bal 𓆩ꞨΛӨ丶丶GAMING_BOY👑#9322
Tip: Did you know there is a lottery system? Try out pls lottery!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls bal SANVI KA BOYFREIND❣#5953
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls rich
🥇 436,819,295 - :prestige1: RICKKK#4969
🥈 299,850,548 - ! Capt.AD#9455
🥉 75,799,441 - LAZYYY#4211
🔹 57,494,580 - Ali Nadeem#1333
🔹 44,044,888 - Srin#0999
🔹 23,481,062 - Gelena Somez#5618
🔹 21,526,749 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 16,380,633 - :prestige1: in5ane.xd#5494
🔹 15,841,464 - _𝐀J ツ#7389
🔹 14,202,584 - UmangOP#4659
Pls give 1 LAZYYY#4211
@strange robin Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
Pls ui LAZYYY#4211
Pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
@strange robin Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
Pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal SANVI KA BOYFREIND❣#5953
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls bal TFL • SHIVAM#8556
Tip: Don't like texts from other users? pls settings texts false will help them go away!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 986,603
pls bal TushR#6461
Wallet: ⏣ 3,432
Bank: ⏣ 1,909,568 / 12,421,009 (15.4%)
Pls bal TushR#7609
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 793,830
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,832,651
:xmark: This event has expired.
:Cyan: MICROSOFT IS TRYING TO BUY DISCORD AGAIN!
We need to stop the sale, quickly defeat Microsoft!
Attack the boss by clicking windows sucks lol
:rage:
0 hits — 200/200 HP
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 986,603
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls use wish
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls rob TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
Pls with 5000
@unique citrus ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 563,106.
Pls rob TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls use ist
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal 𓆩ꞨΛӨ丶丶GAMING_BOY👑#9322
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal ! 𝑴𝒂𝒏𝒋𝒂𝒏𝑯𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒆#0451
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,832,651
pls bal AviraL#8810
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,420,829
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal 𓆩ꞨΛӨ丶丶GAMING_BOY👑#9322
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal ! 𝑴𝒂𝒏𝒋𝒂𝒏𝑯𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒆#0451
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,832,651
pls bal AviraL#8810
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,420,829
pls bal SANVI KA BOYFREIND❣#5953
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal TFL • SHIVAM#8556
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 986,603
pls bal TushR#7609
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 793,830
pls bal 𝕏𝕆 ➣𓆩ζ͜͡A⃟𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐡𓆩†𓆪¹ⱽ¹#0074
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 578,895
pls bal S H U B H ♡#2788
Wallet: ⏣ 415,666
Bank: ⏣ 436,694
pls rob S H U B H ♡#2788
You try to steal from S H U B H ♡ only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.
pls use horseshoe
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob S H U B H ♡#2788
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls rob S H U B H ♡#2788
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid S H U B H ♡ ⏣ 30,000.
pls rob S H U B H ♡#2788
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 89,133. :horseshoe:
pls dep max
⏣ 240 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,975,685.
pls settings passive true
Passive successfully changed to :check: Enabled
You are now a passive user. If you fail to use any commands for 3 days you will lose passive mode!
Wallet: ⏣ 740,002
Bank: ⏣ 1,975,685
i don't trust you
bro u poor
i will come out again after 5 min and rob again
pls use fak
Check your DMs for your new ID!
pls dep max
⏣ 270,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,092,871.
pls notifs
:ReplyCont:You can use pls notifications search [keyword] to filter by keywords
:Reply:You can use pls notifications view [index] to view a specific notification
Results: (Sorted by most recent)
[001] - Item expiration!
:Reply:uhoh your alcohol expired!
[002] - You have a gift!
:Reply:karimv2#0389 (895296148322005003) has given you 1 School Urinal <:Urinal...
[003] - Item expiration!
:Reply:uhoh your sand expired!
[004] - You have a gift!
:Reply:karimv2#0389 (895296148322005003) has given you 1 Vaccine <:vaccine:8340...
[005] - Your trade was a success!
:Reply:karimv2#0389 (895296148322005003) traded 1 Pink Phallic Object for your ...
pls bal 𓆩ꞨΛӨ丶丶GAMING_BOY👑#9322
Tip: Yikers, running low on meme coins? You can get a sweet sweet injection while also supporting development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal AviraL#8810
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,420,829
pls bal S H U B H ♡#2788
Wallet: ⏣ 356,533
Bank: ⏣ 436,694
pls settings passive false
You have to wait 12 hours before turning passive mode back on.
Passive successfully changed to :xmark: Disabled
You are no longer a passive user
pls rob S H U B H ♡#2788
This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest
pls rob S H U B H ♡#2788
This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest
pls use bbe
pls rob S H U B H ♡#2788
This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob @rapid wraith
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 740,002.
pls rob @lone crescent
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls withdraw 200000
@rapid wraith ⏣ 200,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,775,685.
pls rob S H U B H ♡#2788
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 356,533. :horseshoe:
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
@worn flare ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 243.
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,420,829
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 609,766 (0.0%)
pls rob
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls use wish
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use alcohol
:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item?
You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
pls dep 50000
Your argument should be either a number and no more than what you have in your wallet (⏣ 0), or max
pls with 200000
@rapid wraith ⏣ 200,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,978,940.
pls rob 𓆩ꞨΛӨ丶丶GAMING_BOY👑#9322
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls rob TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls profile SANVI KA BOYFREIND❣#5953
0
:Bar1Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
14/100
:Bar1half::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 115,250
7 items (7 total) worth ⏣ 115,250
5,000 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
14 commands issued
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls bj max
pls with 2e3
@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 17,039,113.
Tip: Don't forget to do 'pls daily' every day! Daily streaks give you bonuses!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal 𓆩ꞨΛӨ丶丶GAMING_BOY👑#9322
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls bal TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
Tip: Rewards earned from voting now change every so often. See what they currently are with pls vote!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls bal -͟͟͞𝚅.𝐍.H RAJU#9758
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,941,861
Pls bal TFL • SHIVAM#8556
Tip: Feeling lucky?? Try pls lottery!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 986,603
pls use ist
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal SAI OP#8793
Tip: Get rewards everyday 12 hours by doing pls vote!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,370,630
pls bal AviraL#8810
Tip: Are you rich and want to preserve your life? Try a Life Saver from the shop!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,320,358
pls bal TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls use ist
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Tip: Your pet misses you! Use 'pls pet' to check on them! Don't take care of them for too long and they'll run away :(
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Tip: By enabling passive mode 'pls settings passive true' you wont get robbed, but you wont be able to share coins or gift items with anyone
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 153,732
Bank: ⏣ 2,611,785 / 3,558,745 (73.4%)
Pls use alc
:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item?
You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
Pls rob @spark notch max
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
Pls rich
🥇 436,819,295 - :prestige1: RICKKK#4969
🥈 298,545,586 - ! Capt.AD#9455
🥉 75,799,441 - LAZYYY#4211
🔹 57,836,431 - Ali Nadeem#1333
🔹 44,044,888 - Srin#0999
🔹 23,481,062 - Gelena Somez#5618
🔹 21,526,749 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 16,380,633 - :prestige1: in5ane.xd#5494
🔹 15,841,464 - _𝐀J ツ#7389
🔹 15,121,328 - UmangOP#4659
Pls rob @loud mothYY
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid lazzy ⏣ 15,373.
Pls dep all
⏣ 138,359 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,750,144.
Pls with 10e3
Pls bal lazzy#6227
Wallet: ⏣ 20,373
Bank: ⏣ 0
@fathom umbra ⏣ 10,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,740,144.
Pls rob @:prestige 1: RICK
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 51,359,126 (0.0%)
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use alc
:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item?
You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
pls use horse
You can run this command again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!
pls with 5000
@granite stirrup ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 102,908.
pls rob 𓆩ꞨΛӨ丶丶GAMING_BOY👑#9322
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal 𓆩ꞨΛӨ丶丶GAMING_BOY👑#9322
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal AviraL#8810
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,320,358
pls bal SANVI KA BOYFREIND❣#5953
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob AviraL#8810
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls bal TushR#7609
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 793,830
pls bal TFL • SHIVAM#8556
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 986,603
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 33m)
:fakeid: Fake ID ─ ⏣ 4,700 (53% OFF!)
Disguise your identity on the rich with a random fake name! Lasts for 1 week. Also, will hide you from robbers wishlists.
:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object (0) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
:phone: Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
:padlock: Padlock (0) — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
:laptop: Laptop (1) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
:sand: Box of Sand (1) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
pls bal
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 18,995
Bank: ⏣ 139,398 / 140,838 (99.0%)
pls dep all
⏣ 1,440 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 140,838.
pls scratch 10000
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 5,000
You lost ⏣ 5,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 12,555
pls scratch 10000
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 1,500
You lost ⏣ 8,500 in total
You now have ⏣ 4,055
pls scratch 3000
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 3,150
You won ⏣ 150 in total
You now have ⏣ 4,205
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal @spark galleon
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,320,358
Pls bal @rapid wraith
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,100,686
Okay
Pls bal @paper cave
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls bal AviraL#8810
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,320,358
Pls bal TFL • SHIVAM#8556
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 986,603
Pls bal TushR#7609
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 793,830
Pls bal McLellan#7563
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,100,686 / 4,512,953 (68.7%)
Pls level McLellan#7563
Title: Reposter
7
:Bar1Full::Bar2Mid::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
728/800
:Bar1Mid::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,100,686
Net: ⏣ 7,873,916
Coin Multi: 260%
Gamble Multi: 52%
25 items (190 total) worth ⏣ 4,773,230
3 daily streak
1 cheese eaten (15.52% xp multi)
4,425,593 bank note space
2 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,592 commands issued
Works as a House Wife
:padlock: Padlock - 1y left
:horseshoe: Lucky Horseshoe - 7m left
Pls level McLellan#7563
Title: Reposter
7
:Bar1Full::Bar2Mid::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
730/800
:Bar1Full::Bar2Mid::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
Wallet: ⏣ 98,686
Bank: ⏣ 3,000,000
Net: ⏣ 7,871,916
Coin Multi: 260%
Gamble Multi: 52%
25 items (190 total) worth ⏣ 4,773,230
3 daily streak
1 cheese eaten (15.52% xp multi)
4,425,593 bank note space
2 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,597 commands issued
Works as a House Wife
:padlock: Padlock - 1y left
:horseshoe: Lucky Horseshoe - 6m left
pls use bbe
You pulled out your handy dandy wishlist. Press that cute lil button and get some rob info!
pls rich
:IdkWhatToSay: (#22) - 0 - :prestige3: pepper#8887
🥇 436,819,295 - :prestige1: RICKKK#4969
🥈 298,545,586 - ! Capt.AD#9455
🥉 75,799,441 - LAZYYY#4211
🔹 57,836,431 - Ali Nadeem#1333
🔹 44,044,888 - Srin#0999
🔹 23,481,062 - Gelena Somez#5618
🔹 21,526,749 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 16,380,633 - :prestige1: in5ane.xd#5494
🔹 15,841,464 - _𝐀J ツ#7389
🔹 15,080,594 - UmangOP#4659
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob @kindred coyote
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal 𓆩ꞨΛӨ丶丶GAMING_BOY👑#9322
pls rob @rapid wraith
Tip: Hate getting everything stolen, tax, and long cooldowns? Being a patron can solve all of that! pls donate
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
ooop
:xmark: This event has expired.
:Green: WHAT AN ABSOLUTE GAMER
Gamers are gaming in the game
I just chose a secret number between 1 and 100.
Is the secret number higher or lower than 99.
pepper hustled ⏣ 7,798
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 35m)
:phone: Cell Phone ─ ⏣ 3,290 (6% OFF!)
Use your cell phone to text your friends via the notifications system, or ring the police in the case of an emergency or robbery. Your phone won't be removed on use, however mis-using it (such as dialing police when there's no emergency) may cost you money.
:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object (4) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
:phone: Cell Phone (10) — ⏣ 3,290
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
:padlock: Padlock (20) — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
:laptop: Laptop (3) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
:sand: Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
pls tifu
Obligatory this was actually a couple years ago. Junior year of high school, I'm now a senior in college. I can't believe I just remembered this shit nOW jesus CHRIST.
So we had an english test coming up in a couple days and my crush, who I was kinda friends with, lost her textbook and as soon as I heard I was like "oh I can give you mine tomorrow" and she was like "really?" and I was like "yeah I have a digital copy"
I learned mere minutes after that it would not be so easy to find a digital copy of this super obscure play we had to study, so did I fess up? No sir. I went straight to the scanner in my dad's room and scanned that bitch, the entire three hundred and something pages, onto my computer so I could give her the book the next day. When my dad got home and asked me what I was doing I told him it was for a project and that he wouldn't understand.
Herein lies the fuck up. It was already so late by the time I was done that I just shut down my laptop and went to bed once the last page was scanned in. I didn't realize until after school the next day, once I'd already given her the book and come home feeling all proud of myself like a good samaritan (and I never told her or anyone else what I did, which made me feel extra special, cuz I'm a dumbass) that I forgot to save. She got an A on the test, I got a C. Funnily enough, I'm a literature major now (oof, I know) while she's doing economics or something idk.
TL;DR: Crush lost textbook, I scanned the whole thing so I could lend it to her while using a digital copy for myself, did not save, am dumb.
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 35m)
:phone: Cell Phone ─ ⏣ 3,290 (6% OFF!)
Use your cell phone to text your friends via the notifications system, or ring the police in the case of an emergency or robbery. Your phone won't be removed on use, however mis-using it (such as dialing police when there's no emergency) may cost you money.
:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object (4) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
:phone: Cell Phone (10) — ⏣ 3,290
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
:padlock: Padlock (20) — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
:laptop: Laptop (3) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
:sand: Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
pls use wis
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob @spark notch
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
pls with 100000
@rapid wraith ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 10,207,503.
pls bal @spark notch
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls rob @fresh shale
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 250.
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls rob @spark galleon
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls dep all
⏣ 100,250 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 10,307,753.
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob 𓆩ꞨΛӨ丶丶GAMING_BOY👑#9322
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls bal TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
🥇 436,819,295 - :prestige1: RICKKK#4969
🥈 298,545,586 - ! Capt.AD#9455
🥉 75,799,441 - LAZYYY#4211
🔹 57,836,431 - Ali Nadeem#1333
🔹 44,044,888 - Srin#0999
🔹 23,481,062 - Gelena Somez#5618
🔹 21,526,749 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 16,380,633 - :prestige1: in5ane.xd#5494
🔹 15,841,464 - _𝐀J ツ#7389
🔹 15,113,239 - UmangOP#4659
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use shl
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use ist
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls bal AviraL#8810
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,320,358
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal BeastOp#9491
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls bal TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls bal @rapid wraith
Tip: Be sure to check your notifications every so often for updates on your job, level status, and other important stuff
Wallet: ⏣ 130,923
Bank: ⏣ 3,500,000
Pls rob @rapid wraith
You try to steal from aum only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 2,500.
Bruh
😂
Better luck next time
Try again after the cool down
Pls give 130923 aerial#9800
Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 130,923 to @flint dew?
@rapid wraith You gave aerial ⏣ 126,995 after a 3% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 129,495
⏣ 13,852 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 48,120.
Bruh
Ugh.
Why can’t I dep more
U need banks for that
Pls inv
:Apple: Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up
:banknote: Bank Note ─ 6
ID banknote ─ Power-up
:bread: Fresh Bread ─ 1
ID bread ─ Sellable
:shreddedcheese: Shredded Cheese ─ 2
ID cheese ─ Power-up
:DailyBoxClosed: Daily Box ─ 2
ID daily ─ Loot Box
You have 6 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
Pls level aerial#9800
Title: Newbie
4
:Bar1Mid::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
401/500
:Bar1Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
Wallet: ⏣ 115,643
Bank: ⏣ 48,120
Net: ⏣ 1,641,263
9 items (16 total) worth ⏣ 1,477,500
2 daily streak
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
293 commands issued
Works as a House Wife
3
You turn 3 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 47,528 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 95,648 in total bank space, with 47,528 (49.7%) being expanded storage
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls dep max
⏣ 47,528 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 95,648.
Pls use hoe
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Pls bal aerial#9800
Wallet: ⏣ 68,115
Bank: ⏣ 95,648
Pls use banknote
You have 3 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
You turn 3 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 50,375 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 146,023 in total bank space, with 97,903 (67.0%) being expanded storage
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
Pls withdraw 1e5
@rapid wraith ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,400,000.
:xmark: This event has expired.
:Cyan: KAREN IS STARTING A FIGHT!
This poor retail worker deserves better, lets jump in!
Attack the boss by clicking frick off karen
:rage:
2 hits — 112/150 HP
Pls rob aerial#9800
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid aerial ⏣ 10,000.
Pls rob @rapid wraith
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 4,500.
aum secured ⏣ 4,672 and 1 :Tidepod: Tidepod
Wallet: ⏣ 90,172
Bank: ⏣ 3,400,000 / 4,514,033 (75.3%)
Pls rob @rapid wraith
This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest
:xmark: This event has expired.
:Green: TRIVIA NIGHT
Let's see who's the smartest person here!
In the 9th Pokemon movie, who is the Prince of the Sea?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Japanese Anime & Manga
Pls buy hoe 3
@steel wave bought 3 Lucky Horseshoes :horseshoe: and paid ⏣ 75,000
Pls bzl
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
Wallet: ⏣ 82,615
Bank: ⏣ 95,648 / 146,623 (65.2%)
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Pls withdraw 1e5
@rapid wraith ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,315,172.
Pls rob aerial#9800
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 16,023. :horseshoe:
Pls dep max
⏣ 116,023 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,431,195.
⏣ 51,575 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 147,223.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 10,017
Bank: ⏣ 147,223 / 147,223 (100.0%)
Pls bal @umbral wedge
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls bal @scenic ravine
Wallet: ⏣ 5
Bank: ⏣ 0
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal @jagged plover
Wallet: ⏣ 1,986
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob BeastOp#9491
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls give BeastOp#9491 1
@late ridge You gave BeastOp ⏣ 1 after a 3% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 6,999 and they've got ⏣ 1
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
pls give S H U B H ♡#2788 1
@late ridge who r u giving coins to, dumb
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
pls rob S H U B H ♡#2788pls use bbe
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob Frost_YT~1M?#5695
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls give Frost_YT~1M?#5695 1
@late ridge You gave Frost_YT~1M? ⏣ 1 after a 3% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 6,998 and they've got ⏣ 1
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
:xmark: This event has expired.
:White: THE SHOP SALE JUST STARTED!
Let's see how big your knowledge is!
ᓚᘏᗢAlt+F4 answered first!
ᓚᘏᗢAlt+F4 snagged ⏣ 2,188
pls rob ASSASSIN#5511
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls give ASSASSIN#5511 1
@late ridge You gave ASSASSIN ⏣ 1 after a 3% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 9,185 and they've got ⏣ 1
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob ƬΣ 么 MOWGLI#0215
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls give ƬΣ 么 MOWGLI#0215 1
@late ridge who r u giving coins to, dumb
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
pls use wish
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob 𓆩ꞨΛӨ丶丶GAMING_BOY👑#9322
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls rob TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls rob AviraL#8810
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls rob SANVI KA BOYFREIND❣#5953
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls rob TFL • SHIVAM#8556
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls rob TushR#7609
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls rob TushR#7609
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls rob 𝕏𝕆 ➣𓆩ζ͜͡A⃟𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐡𓆩†𓆪¹ⱽ¹#0074
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls rob 𝐎𝐑丶AXIS 🖤 ᴱᵀᴴ ᴿʷ#0169
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls rob S H U B H ♡#2788
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls rob ƬΣ 么 MOWGLI#0215
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use ber
pls bal 𓆩ꞨΛӨ丶丶GAMING_BOY👑#9322
Tip: Use partnered dank memer servers with pls partners to find servers with big trading communities, and giveaways.
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal mok#1566
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 6,210,458
pls bal AviraL#8810
Tip: If you consistently do well at your job, your boss will give you a promotion, increasing your coins per hour!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,320,358
pls bal @twin tapir
Wallet: ⏣ 368
Bank: ⏣ 43,063
pls bal AviraL#8810
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,320,358
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal SANVI KA BOYFREIND❣#5953
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 436,694
pls bal TushR#7609
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 793,830
pls bal TFL • SHIVAM#8556
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 986,603
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal 𝕏𝕆 ➣𓆩ζ͜͡A⃟𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐡𓆩†𓆪¹ⱽ¹#0074
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 578,895
pls bal 𝐎𝐑丶AXIS 🖤 ᴱᵀᴴ ᴿʷ#0169
Wallet: ⏣ 545
Bank: ⏣ 43,063 / 2,351,960 (1.8%)
pls bal S H U B H ♡#2788
Tip: Did you know there is a lottery system? Try out pls lottery!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 436,694
pls bal ƬΣ 么 MOWGLI#0215
Tip: Your pet misses you! Use 'pls pet' to check on them! Don't take care of them for too long and they'll run away :(
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 538,780
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 21,813,467
Bank: ⏣ 1,867,496 / 1,873,616 (99.7%)
pls rich
:punchypunchypunchypunchy: (#7) - 21,813,467 - SkeletalCash969#9905
🥇 436,819,295 - :prestige1: RICKKK#4969
🥈 298,545,586 - ! Capt.AD#9455
🥉 75,799,441 - LAZYYY#4211
🔹 57,836,431 - Ali Nadeem#1333
🔹 44,044,888 - Srin#0999
🔹 23,481,062 - Gelena Somez#5618
🔹 21,813,467 - SkeletalCash969#9905
🔹 21,526,749 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 16,380,633 - :prestige1: in5ane.xd#5494
🔹 15,841,464 - _𝐀J ツ#7389
@cedar jacinth oni-san found a :padlock: Padlock for you!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal 𓆩ꞨΛӨ丶丶GAMING_BOY👑#9322
Tip: Shredded Cheese item boosts your xp multiplier which makes you gain xp a lot faster!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal 𝐎𝐑丶AXIS 🖤 ᴱᵀᴴ ᴿʷ#0169
Wallet: ⏣ 21,813,467
Bank: ⏣ 1,867,496 / 1,873,616 (99.7%)
pls bal S H U B H ♡#2788
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 436,694
pls bal TushR#7609
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 793,830
Pls use lis
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use alc
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Pls rob AviraL#8810
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
Pls bal TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls rob 𓆩ꞨΛӨ丶丶GAMING_BOY👑#9322
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
Pls rich
:greenricardo: (#20) - 7,916,669 - :prestige1: ominachan#0605
🥇 436,819,295 - :prestige1: RICKKK#4969
🥈 298,545,586 - ! Capt.AD#9455
🥉 75,799,441 - LAZYYY#4211
🔹 57,836,431 - Ali Nadeem#1333
🔹 44,044,888 - Srin#0999
🔹 23,481,062 - Gelena Somez#5618
🔹 21,526,749 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 16,380,633 - :prestige1: in5ane.xd#5494
🔹 15,841,464 - _𝐀J ツ#7389
🔹 15,060,406 - UmangOP#4659
Pls rob Srin#0999
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls rob LAZYYY#4211
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls rob Ali Nadeem#1333
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls rob Gelena Somez#5618
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls rob UmangOP#459
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls rich 3
:SpookyDance: (#20) - 7,916,669 - :prestige1: ominachan#0605
🔹 6,870,167 - BangLargedaddy#1586
🔹 5,020,297 - FRØST#5394
🔹 4,991,529 - Prof.Snape#3527
🔹 4,551,777 - ShŁøĶ⁰²¹#2842
🔹 3,988,857 - Biman#0540
🔹 3,415,876 - Sw∆p🤓#6118
🔹 3,100,926 - 𓆩ꞨΛӨ丶丶GAMING_BOY👑#9322
🔹 3,000,001 - BoomyCookedman#3172
🔹 2,812,760 - IroniQ#4404
🔹 2,616,982 - 𓆩AxE •Avi ༒ᴿᵉᵗᶦʳᵉᵈ(LeftDC)#3991
Pls rob Biman#0540
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls rob Prof.Snape#3527
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls rob IroniQ#4404
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls rich 2
:peepoblushy: (#20) - 7,916,669 - :prestige1: ominachan#0605
🔹 12,314,613 - SHINCHAN#7869
🔹 11,340,000 - Receptivecrunchybonus#3784
🔹 10,319,463 - Rezonite#4810
🔹 10,288,261 - Klieos | Sher#8720
🔹 10,246,354 - aadrit#0449
🔹 9,908,742 - FS || 𝐗𝐑丶SAM#7471
🔹 9,805,515 - 𝔸𝕍ℕ𝔾××𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕞𝕒G͓̽#3065
🔹 9,180,580 - CloseOff#5193
🔹 8,674,550 - JH'CrypTo#1790
:pepeEggplant: 7,916,669 - :prestige1: ominachan#0605
Pls rob Rezonite#4810
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls rob aadrit#0449
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls rob CloseOff#5193
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal 𓆩ꞨΛӨ丶丶GAMING_BOY👑#9322
Tip: Did you know we hold a monthly dev QnA? Join us with your suggestion at discord.gg/memers
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal AviraL#8810
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,320,358
pls bal SANVI KA BOYFREIND❣#5953
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal TFL • SHIVAM#8556
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 986,603
pls bal TushR#7609
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 793,830
pls bal 𝕏𝕆 ➣𓆩ζ͜͡A⃟𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐡𓆩†𓆪¹ⱽ¹#0074
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 578,895
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal 𓆩ꞨΛӨ丶丶GAMING_BOY👑#9322
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob 𓆩ꞨΛӨ丶丶GAMING_BOY#9322
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls rob 𓆩ꞨΛӨ丶丶GAMING_BOY#9322
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls rob @ 𓆩ꞨΛӨ丶丶GAMING_BOY#9322
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls bal 𓆩ꞨΛӨ丶丶GAMING_BOY#9322
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 8,351
Bank: ⏣ 1,314,093 / 2,623,015 (50.1%)
pls use wis
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal 𓆩ꞨΛӨ丶丶GAMING_BOY👑#9322
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
lol
pls use wish
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls use shl
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls rob 𓆩ꞨΛӨ丶丶GAMING_BOY👑#9322
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls bal 4ML I atharv#7819
Wallet: ⏣ 50,000
Bank: ⏣ 441,016 / 3,166,324 (13.9%)
pls bal ßL∆CKHãTs#2293
Wallet: ⏣ 50,000
Bank: ⏣ 441,016 / 3,166,324 (13.9%)
pls bal AnonymouS#7015
Wallet: ⏣ 50,000
Bank: ⏣ 441,016 / 3,166,324 (13.9%)
pls bal BAWAL#5701
Wallet: ⏣ 50,000
Bank: ⏣ 441,016 / 3,166,324 (13.9%)
pls bal Abhishek`#0001
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 33,476
pls bal RGB#6673
Wallet: ⏣ 50,000
Bank: ⏣ 441,016 / 3,166,324 (13.9%)
pls use whishlist
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
pls use wis
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal 𓆩ꞨΛӨ丶丶GAMING_BOY👑#9322
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls rich
🥇 436,819,295 - :prestige1: RICKKK#4969
🥈 298,545,586 - ! Capt.AD#9455
🥉 75,799,441 - LAZYYY#4211
🔹 57,836,431 - Ali Nadeem#1333
🔹 44,044,888 - Srin#0999
🔹 23,481,062 - Gelena Somez#5618
🔹 21,526,749 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 16,380,633 - :prestige1: in5ane.xd#5494
🔹 15,841,464 - _𝐀J ツ#7389
🔹 15,027,890 - UmangOP#4659
pls profile RICKKK#4969
:prestige1: Prestige I
Title: Memer
13
:Bar1Full::Bar2Mid::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
1,332/1,400
:Bar1Full::Bar2Mid::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
Wallet: ⏣ 438,994,295
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 615,355,915
58 items (2,513 total) worth ⏣ 176,361,620
8,153,606 bank note space
1 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
18,116 commands issued
pls rob 436,819,295
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls rob RICKKK#4969
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls bal @stiff lark
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Wallet: ⏣ 44,044,888
Bank: ⏣ 3,393,381
pls rob Srin#0999
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls rob @olive crag
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls rob @tired onyx
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
pls rich
🥇 436,819,295 - :prestige1: RICKKK#4969
🥈 298,545,586 - ! Capt.AD#9455
🥉 75,799,441 - LAZYYY#4211
🔹 57,836,431 - Ali Nadeem#1333
🔹 44,044,888 - Srin#0999
🔹 23,481,062 - Gelena Somez#5618
🔹 21,526,749 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 16,380,633 - :prestige1: in5ane.xd#5494
🔹 15,841,464 - _𝐀J ツ#7389
🔹 15,026,316 - UmangOP#4659
pls bal @cold linden
Wallet: ⏣ 11,309
Bank: ⏣ 398,740
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal S H U B H ♡#2788
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 436,694
pls bal @dire pier
Wallet: ⏣ 16,380,633
Bank: ⏣ 7,273,365
pls bal 𝐎𝐑丶AXIS 🖤 ᴱᵀᴴ ᴿʷ#0169
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 151,956 / 767,779 (19.8%)
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal 𝕏𝕆 ➣𓆩ζ͜͡A⃟𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐡𓆩†𓆪¹ⱽ¹#0074
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 578,895
pls bal TushR#7609
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 793,830
pls bal TFL • SHIVAM#8556
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 986,603
pls bal SANVI KA BOYFREIND❣#5953
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal AviraL#8810
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,320,358
pls bal ΣΠV丶ζ͜͡𝘿𝙀𝙓𝙏𝙀𝙍٨ـﮩ🥀࿐ᴶᴷ†ᵂᴬ#3807
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,161,284
pls bal TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
pls bal @safe quartz
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,277,898
pls bal 𓆩ꞨΛӨ丶丶GAMING_BOY👑#9322
pls bal @rapid wraith ]
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Wallet: ⏣ 1,000
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls rich
🥇 436,819,295 - :prestige1: RICKKK#4969
🥈 298,545,586 - ! Capt.AD#9455
🥉 75,799,441 - LAZYYY#4211
🔹 57,836,431 - Ali Nadeem#1333
🔹 44,044,888 - Srin#0999
🔹 23,481,062 - Gelena Somez#5618
🔹 21,526,749 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 16,380,633 - :prestige1: in5ane.xd#5494
🔹 15,841,464 - _𝐀J ツ#7389
🔹 15,025,632 - UmangOP#4659
pls rob @spring kindle
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
pls rob @rapid wraith
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
pls bal 𓆩ꞨΛӨ丶丶GAMING_BOY👑#9322
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls rob @rustic swift
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
pls rob @calm locust
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls bal @lethal radish 𝙹
Wallet: ⏣ 15,841,464
Bank: ⏣ 2,053,828
pls rob _𝐀J ツ#7389
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use luc
You don't own this item??
pls with all
@quiet wasp ⏣ 665,381 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
pls use alc
:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item?
You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
pls rob TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls rob S H U B H ♡#2788
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls dep max
⏣ 692,607 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 692,607.
pls bal TushR#7609
Tip: Try to avoid getting fired from your job! If you do, you'll need to wait 6 hours before you can find another one
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 793,830
pls bal SANVI KA BOYFREIND❣#5953
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal ƬΣ 么 MOWGLI#0215
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 538,780
pls bal 𝐎𝐑丶AXIS 🖤 ᴱᵀᴴ ᴿʷ#0169
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 692,607 / 10,069,207 (6.9%)
pls bal AviraL#8810
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,320,358
pls bal 𝕏𝕆 ➣𓆩ζ͜͡A⃟𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐡𓆩†𓆪¹ⱽ¹#0074
Tip: Use pls pet to take care of your pet, they can help you by finding stuff, protecting your wallet, and being a great companion.
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 578,895
pls bal ΣΠV丶ζ͜͡𝘿𝙀𝙓𝙏𝙀𝙍٨ـﮩ🥀࿐ᴶᴷ†ᵂᴬ#3807
Wallet: ⏣ 6,000
Bank: ⏣ 2,161,284
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rich
🥇 436,819,295 - :prestige1: RICKKK#4969
🥈 298,545,586 - ! Capt.AD#9455
🥉 75,799,441 - LAZYYY#4211
🔹 57,836,431 - Ali Nadeem#1333
🔹 44,044,888 - Srin#0999
🔹 23,481,062 - Gelena Somez#5618
🔹 21,526,749 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 16,380,633 - :prestige1: in5ane.xd#5494
🔹 15,866,464 - _𝐀J ツ#7389
🔹 15,009,428 - UmangOP#4659
pls share 1e8 RICKKK#4969
@twilit moon Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls share 1e8 ! Capt.AD#9455
@twilit moon Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls share 1e8 LAZYYY#4211
@twilit moon Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls share 1e8 Ali Nadeem#1333
@twilit moon Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls share 1e8 Srin#0999
@twilit moon Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls share 1e8 Gelena Somez#5618
@twilit moon Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls share 1e8 in5ane.xd#5494
@twilit moon Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls share 1e8 _𝐀J ツ#7389
@twilit moon You found a rare pepe!
@twilit moon Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls share 1e8 UmangOP#4659
@twilit moon Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls use shl
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal AviraL#8810
Tip: If you want to purchase your own pet, use the command 'pls pet <pet name>' not 'pls buy pet (this is the command that buys a pepe trophy)'
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,320,358
pls bal SANVI KA BOYFREIND❣#5963
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls rich
🥇 436,819,295 - :prestige1: RICKKK#4969
🥈 298,545,586 - ! Capt.AD#9455
🥉 75,799,441 - LAZYYY#4211
🔹 57,836,431 - Ali Nadeem#1333
🔹 44,044,888 - Srin#0999
🔹 23,481,062 - Gelena Somez#5618
🔹 21,526,749 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 16,380,633 - :prestige1: in5ane.xd#5494
🔹 15,866,464 - _𝐀J ツ#7389
🔹 15,007,748 - UmangOP#4659
Pls use wis
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal @scarlet sandal
Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal @fast mulch
Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal @deft sandal
Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal @calm void
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal 590177678296875009
Tip: Want to get bot notifications directly in your DMs? Try pls settings dmNotifications true!
Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
@strange robin Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
Pls ui RICKKK#4969
Pls beg
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls level
:fakeid: Fake ID expires in 6d, 9h and 48m
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 8,767,982 / 9,677,714 (90.6%)
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal AviraL#8810
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,320,358
pls bal Liya Elizabeth 😒#3568
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 976,823
pls bal Beesti#1293
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 791,569
pls bal muffin#2842
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,573,211
pls with 1000000
@limber tinsel ⏣ 1,000,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 7,767,982.
pls se max
:d5: :d2:
You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 750,000
pls se max
You can run this command again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
pls se max
:d1: :d4:
A single eye, not bad. You won 1.5x your bet: ⏣ 375,000
Now you have ⏣ 1,125,000
pls dep max
⏣ 1,125,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 8,892,982.
pls beg
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use alc
You don't own this item??
Pls use luck
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
pls buy alc
@rancid geode bought 1 Alcohol :Alcohol: and paid ⏣ 12,000
Pls use alc
:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item?
You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
Pls bal TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal AviraL#8810
Tip: If you consistently do well at your job, your boss will give you a promotion, increasing your coins per hour!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,320,358
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use pad
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Pls use land
You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 24 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.
Pls bal Liya Elizabeth 😒#3568
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 976,823
pls profile muffin#2842
:prestige2: Prestige II
Title: Amazing Cute Memer
356
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full:
35,640/35,700
:Bar1Full::Bar2High::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,573,211
Net: ⏣ 2,067,336,751
80 items (181,375 total) worth ⏣ 2,064,763,540
1 daily streak
30 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
3,772,089 bank note space
215 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
57,852 commands issued
:jacky: Jacky o' Lanty - 2d left
:DailyBoxClosed: Daily Box - 1h left
Gigolo
Level 72 Dragon
5% steal shields, meaning this user loses 5% less coins when stolen from
Pls rob SANVI KA BOYFREIND❣#5953
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal Nezuko#4299
Wallet: ⏣ 47,875
Bank: ⏣ 957,371 / 17,224,796 (5.6%)
pls use wish
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls notifs
:ReplyCont:You can use pls notifications search [keyword] to filter by keywords
:Reply:You can use pls notifications view [index] to view a specific notification
Results: (Sorted by most recent)
[001] - You were almost stolen from!
:Reply:Max!#7476 (@sullen stag) attempted to steal from you in **A_S GAMIN...
[002] - Item expiration!
:Reply:uhoh your horseshoe expired!
[003] - New text message from Abhikshit#6157
:Reply:LOL you will not able to rob me now its my time so better be carefull
[004] - Your lifesaver protected you!
:Reply:You were blown up by a landmine! BUT You had at least one life saver in your inv...
[005] - Your lifesaver protected you!
:Reply:You died while trying to rob a bank. BUT You had at least one life saver in your...
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls with 220000
@rapid wraith ⏣ 220,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 7,241,737.
Pls rob TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
Pls dep max
⏣ 220,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 7,461,737.
Pls bal .oksh#8773
Wallet: ⏣ 403,689
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls with 50000
@rapid wraith ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 7,411,737.
Pls rob moksh#8773
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 403,689. :horseshoe:
Pls dep max
⏣ 50,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 7,461,737.
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal AviraL#8810
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,320,358
Pls bal TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls use luc
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
Pls bal Beesti#1293
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 791,569
Pls bal muffin#2842
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,573,211
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob Beesti#1293
You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.
Pls bal SANVI KA BOYFRIEND ❣️ #5953
Tip: Yikers, running low on meme coins? You can get a sweet sweet injection while also supporting development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 7,461,737 / 7,461,737 (100.0%)
Pls bal @torpid bramble
Wallet: ⏣ 400,000
Bank: ⏣ 2,280,353
@rapid wraith ⏣ 40,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 7,421,737.
Pls rob @torpid bramble
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid !Ash ⏣ 5,000.
Pls with 20000
@rapid wraith ⏣ 20,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 7,401,737.
pls use wish
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 12 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
Pls rob 754360536032084091
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
⏣ 55,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 7,456,737.
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls with 50000
@heady sapphire ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,420,162.
pls rob TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls rob AviraL#8810
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls use wis
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal TERIMAKI UCHIHA#7328
:NewMail: You have a new message! Type
pls messageto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls rob @torpid bramble
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls message
Tip: The pls help command provides information about the bot commands! Do pls help <cmd> to see info about a specific command.
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pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob Peace Out#3568
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man
pls rob @hollow blaze
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 250.
@lapis mortar Kelly found a :trash: Trash for you!
pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x2 :trash: Trash (⏣ 820)
Total: ⏣ 820 (105% multi)