dank-memer

[jaunty agate]

Pls beg

[glossy flume]

Kamala Harris

"stop begging, you look like a fool"

Imagine begging LMAO

[jaunty agate]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

Tip: Want to get bot notifications directly in your DMs? Try pls settings dmNotifications true!

iconi's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 71,840 / 77,480 (92.7%)

😏 · Nov 20, 2021, 4:04 PM

[jaunty agate]

Pls gamble max

[glossy flume]

iconi's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 5,000

New Balance: ⏣ 0

iconi

Rolled 2

Dank Memer

Rolled 7

[jaunty agate]

Pls rich

[glossy flume]

Richest users in **Villager Esports**

🥇 436,819,295 - :prestige1: RICKKK#4969
🥈 296,579,812 - ! Capt.AD#9455
🥉 75,590,191 - LAZYYY#4211
🔹 56,101,994 - :prestige2: OJAS#0694
🔹 56,038,892 - Ali Nadeem#1333
🔹 21,475,999 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 16,276,365 - :prestige1: in5ane.xd#5494
🔹 15,803,964 - _𝐀J ツ#7389
🔹 14,113,087 - UmangOP#4659
🔹 12,108,084 - SHINCHAN#7869

This is WALLETs, not net worth ─ Page 1 of 10

[jaunty agate]

Pls rob

[glossy flume]

Hey you're in passive mode. If you wanna steal, turn that off!

[rapid wraith]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

pls bal @fathom ridge | IronicYT#9449

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

XT's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,600
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Nov 20, 2021, 5:05 PM

[rapid wraith]

pls bal XT | IronicYT#9449

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

XT | IronicYT's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 100,000

what a noob · Nov 20, 2021, 5:06 PM

[rapid wraith]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

Pls bal XT | IronicYT#9499

[glossy flume]

XT | IronicYT's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 100,000

what a noob · Nov 20, 2021, 5:40 PM

[high vessel]

pls use ber

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[high vessel]

pls with max

[glossy flume]

@high vessel ⏣ 599,213 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.

[high vessel]

pls rob AGOD • OWNER#8556

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[high vessel]

pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 599,213 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 599,213.

[analog stratus]

Pls use wish

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[glossy flume]

Tip: Annual billing offers a 10% discount for premium perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

RICKKK#4969 - 322661812463992834

Created at

Fri Jun 09 2017

Joined Server

<t:1570525819:R>

Commands run

18116

Avatar URL

Click Here

Nickname

ǃ mavis

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 55m)
:sand: Box of Sand ─ ⏣ 3,700 (26% OFF!)
Throw a box of sand in someone's eyes to prevent them from robbing anyone for 30 minutes.

:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object (4) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!

:phone: Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

:padlock: Padlock (0) — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

:laptop: Laptop (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

:sand: Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 3,700
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 6

Tifu by bathing in shit

So I have been fundraising for a charity recently and in doing so I have been doing a "dip a day" where every day of the month have to run down to the beach, jump in the water for a dip and then run home because... Well it's cold.

Anyway, I just hit day 19/30 today and... Then as I got out the water this lady approaches me and says: "oh is the water ok to swim in now then?"

I'm looking at her like... What do you mean?

She then goes on to explain that there is a sewage treatment plant just a bit further down and when it gets full they flush sewage into the ocean.

Apparently the water is disgusting and sometimes completely unsafe to swim in.
I googled the beach and found a page with updates on whether it's safe or not (they used to update daily but have now not updated since September) however the last 20 updates all stated "bathing not advised"

So basically, I have been running into disgusting water and splashing about in shit for the last 3 weeks...

Oh god...

TL;Dr I was trying to do a fundraiser by swimming in the ocean every day then found out it's right next to a sewage treatment plant

Edit: By the way, I have got a check up booked soon to check I'm all good - the tragic bit is I still have to find another way to do my last week of swims

👍 616 | 💬 80

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

AGOD • OWNER's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 986,603

what a noob · Nov 20, 2021, 7:49 PM

[coral cape]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

Pls with 100000

[glossy flume]

@rapid wraith ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 7,077,595.

[rapid wraith]

Pls rob AGOD • OWNER#8556

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[rapid wraith]

pls rob TushR#7609

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[rapid wraith]

pls rob luvsteha#6711

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[rapid wraith]

Pls use alc

[glossy flume]

You don't own this item??

Tip: Keeping these tips on will get you a small coin multiplier!

[rapid wraith]

Pls buy alc

[glossy flume]

Successful Alcohol purchase

@steel stratus bought 1 Alcohol :Alcohol: and paid ⏣ 12,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[rapid wraith]

pls use alc

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.

Do you still want to use this item?

[glossy flume]

You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.

[rapid wraith]

Pls use hoe

[glossy flume]

You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.

[rapid wraith]

pls ui RICKKK#4969

[glossy flume]

RICKKK#4969 - 322661812463992834

Created at

Fri Jun 09 2017

Joined Server

<t:1570525819:R>

Commands run

18116

Avatar URL

Click Here

Nickname

ǃ mavis

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[rapid wraith]

Pls shop

[glossy flume]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 58m)
:Apple: Apple ─ ⏣ 6,720 (16% OFF!)
Eating this once a day makes it so you do not lose any inventory items or active items if you die. The lifesaver takes priority over this effect. (Lasts 24 hours)

:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object (4) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!

:phone: Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

:padlock: Padlock (0) — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

:laptop: Laptop (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

:sand: Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 6

[rapid wraith]

Pls tifu

[glossy flume]

Tip: We just added a FAQ page on our site. Go check it out! https://dankmemer.lol/faq

TIFU by tricking myself into thinking I had a disease with the wrong pills

So for the past month or so I have felt extremely tired, dozing off in my chair even after getting 8 hours of sleep, needing 5 cups of coffee just to feel alert, unable to converse with friends or coworkers well, disoriented, depressed..

I also have TMJD, which means my jaw hurts all the time, so I frequently take ibuprofen. I go through a lot of ibuprofen actually, and I also take antidepressants and a few other medications. I spoke with my psychiatrist yesterday and told him how tired and bad I felt, and he was pretty alarmed and suggested I book an appointment with my GP, which I did.

Today, I woke up, drank some coffee, popped some ibuprofen, and held the bottle in my hand for a second or two. It is generic Target ibuprofen, so the labeling is pretty nondescript. But that's when the "PM" in the right corner was noticed.

I had been taking 50-75mg of diphenhydramine every morning for the last month... The pills look a little purplish, but I just never noticed it as the bottle looks the same and is opaque. I actually make it a point every time I buy ibuprofen to NOT get PM, so I really did mess up.

Well, at least I don't have chronic fatigue syndrome. But I have been sedating myself every morning for the past month or so and wondering why I can't think straight. And I don't even have allergies.

TL;DR: was taking ibuprofen PM instead of the normal variety without knowing, thought I had acquired a neurological problem.

👍 80 | 💬 14

[rapid wraith]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

Pls beg

[glossy flume]

Joe Montana

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 281 " :horseshoe:

Multi Bonus: +260% (⏣ 203)

[rapid wraith]

Pls fish

[glossy flume]

You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite

[rapid wraith]

Pls hunt

[glossy flume]

You went hunting and brought back a Duck :petduck:! :horseshoe:

[rapid wraith]

Pls dig

[glossy flume]

You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.

[rapid wraith]

Pls scout

[glossy flume]

pravs searched the who asked

Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 5,253 :horseshoe:

Multi Bonus: +260% (⏣ 3,794)

[rapid wraith]

Pls beg

[glossy flume]

Spam isn't cool fam

Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 11 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

[rapid wraith]

Pls beg

[glossy flume]

Markiplier

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 2,873 and a :laptop: Laptop" :horseshoe:

Multi Bonus: +260% (⏣ 2,075)

[rapid wraith]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

Pla use wis

Pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

Pls rob @inland flax#9491

[glossy flume]

You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 250.

[rapid wraith]

Pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 20,272 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 265,803.

[rapid wraith]

pls hsebbbe

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 40m)
:shovel: Shovel ─ ⏣ 20,500 (18% OFF!)
This shovel allows you to use the dig command, which can give you lots of different types of items!

:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object (4) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!

:phone: Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

:padlock: Padlock (0) — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

:laptop: Laptop (1) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

:sand: Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 6

[lyric spindle]

Pls monthly

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

Here are your monthly coins, IF×SHOCK

⏣ 150,000 was placed in your wallet.

You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

[lyric spindle]

pls daily

[glossy flume]

Tip: You can win all types of crazy items from lootboxes, even pink phallic- wait... https://dankmemer.lol/loot

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

IF×SHOCK's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 7 minutes and 45 seconds

Streak: 0 days (+⏣ 0)

[lyric spindle]

pls buy shoe max

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

Are you sure you want to buy 8 Lucky Horseshoe :horseshoe: for ⏣ 200,000?

[glossy flume]

Successful Lucky Horseshoe purchase

@lyric spindle bought 8 Lucky Horseshoes :horseshoe: and paid ⏣ 200,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[lyric spindle]

plsuse bbe

pls bal

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

IF×SHOCK's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,151
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 770,911 (0.0%)

😏 · Nov 21, 2021, 2:52 AM

[lyric spindle]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lyric spindle]

Pls use shoe

[glossy flume]

You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.

[lyric spindle]

pls use apple

[glossy flume]

You've eaten an apple! For the next 24 hours if you die, you won't lose any items. You will however, still lose coins.

[lyric spindle]

pls use alc

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.

Do you still want to use this item?

[glossy flume]

You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.

[lyric spindle]

pls rob AGOD • OWNER#8556

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

:xmark: This event has expired.

:Cyan: YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS UNDER ATTACK FROM COVID-19!

Quick, disinfect your surroundings to defeat it!

Nov 21, 2021, 2:53 AM

Attack the boss by clicking disinfect
:rage:

9 hits — 0/150 HP

[glossy flume]

Results for 'Your immune system is under attack from COVID-19!' event

IF×SHOCK hustled ⏣ 4,598 and 1 :huntingrifle: Hunting Rifle

[lyric spindle]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lyric spindle]

Pls rob AGOD • OWNER#8556

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[lyric spindle]

pls rob @silk sonnet

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[lyric spindle]

pls rob TushR#7609

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[lyric spindle]

pls bal TushR#7609

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

TushR's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 793,830

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 2:54 AM

[lyric spindle]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lyric spindle]

Pls rob BeastOp#9491

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[lyric spindle]

pls notifications

[glossy flume]

Notifications

:ReplyCont:You can use pls notifications search [keyword] to filter by keywords
:Reply:You can use pls notifications view [index] to view a specific notification

Results: (Sorted by most recent)

[001] - Item expiration!
:Reply:uhoh your daily expired!

[002] - Thank you for voting!
:Reply:You just got your 3 Banknotes, 1 Daily box, and 50k coins for voting on di...

[003] - Item expiration!
:Reply:uhoh your apple and alcohol expired!

[004] - Item expiration!
:Reply:uhoh your horseshoe and daily expired!

[005] - Thank you for voting!
:Reply:You just got your 3 Banknotes, 1 Daily box, and 50k coins for voting on di...

Page 1 of 20

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[nocturne zephyr]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[livid mango]

Pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 791,500 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 867,263.

[nocturne zephyr]

Pls rob TushR#7609

[glossy flume]

You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.

[livid mango]

Pls withdraw 20000

[glossy flume]

@livid mango ⏣ 20,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 847,263.

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[nocturne zephyr]

Pls with 10000

[glossy flume]

@nocturne zephyr ⏣ 10,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,724,450.

[livid mango]

Pls rich

[glossy flume]

Richest users in **Villager Esports**

🥇 436,819,295 - :prestige1: RICKKK#4969
🥈 296,687,962 - ! Capt.AD#9455
🥉 75,590,191 - LAZYYY#4211
🔹 56,215,604 - Ali Nadeem#1333
🔹 56,101,994 - :prestige2: OJAS#0694
🔹 23,187,687 - Gelena Somez#5618
🔹 21,475,999 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 16,276,365 - :prestige1: in5ane.xd#5494
🔹 15,841,464 - _𝐀J ツ#7389
🔹 14,702,648 - UmangOP#4659

This is WALLETs, not net worth ─ Page 1 of 10

[nocturne zephyr]

Pls rob TushR#7609

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[nocturne zephyr]

😂😂

[livid mango]

Pls rob @exotic vigil

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[nocturne zephyr]

Pls rob BeastOp#9491

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[nocturne zephyr]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

Ok I guess you get no wishlist view

[nocturne zephyr]

Pls use lucky

[livid mango]

Pls rob @shadow flax

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[nocturne zephyr]

No no susmit bhai likho pls use bbg

Bbe

Pls use lucky

[glossy flume]

You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.

[wheat trail]

pls use wish

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[livid mango]

Pls use bbg

[glossy flume]

That item doesn't even exist what are you doing

Tip: You can win all types of crazy items from lootboxes, even pink phallic- wait... https://dankmemer.lol/loot

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[nocturne zephyr]

Bbe

[livid mango]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[nocturne zephyr]

Pls rob @silk sonnet

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[nocturne zephyr]

Ab saare robable users dikhenge

[livid mango]

Abhi kya karu?

[nocturne zephyr]

Pls rob @abstract bronze

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[nocturne zephyr]

Kisi bhi ek ko rob kar sakte ho

Lekin list glitched hai

Sabne paisa apne bank mein dal rakha hai

[livid mango]

Pls rob @narrow zephyr

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[livid mango]

😬

[nocturne zephyr]

Pls bal Frost_YT~1M?#5695

[glossy flume]

Frost_YT~1M?'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 739,974

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 3:12 AM

[livid mango]

Pls buy luckey

[glossy flume]

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

[livid mango]

Pls buy lucke

[glossy flume]

what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop

[livid mango]

Pls inv

[glossy flume]

SUSMIT👑's inventory

Owned Items

:goldenphallicobject: Golden Phallic Object ─ 2
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable

:horseshoe: Lucky Horseshoe ─ 2
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up

:huntingrifle: Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool

:junk: Junk ─ 2
ID junk ─ Sellable

:Ladybug: Ladybug ─ 1
ID ladybug ─ Sellable

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 3 of 6

[livid mango]

Pls buy lucky

[glossy flume]

your wallet is short on cash, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase

[livid mango]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

SUSMIT👑's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 20,000
Bank: ⏣ 847,263 / 1,400,460 (60.5%)

😏 · Nov 21, 2021, 3:13 AM

[livid mango]

Pls withdraw 20000

[glossy flume]

@livid mango ⏣ 20,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 827,263.

Tip: Did you know there is a lottery system? Try out pls lottery!

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[livid mango]

Pls buy lucky

[glossy flume]

Successful Lucky Horseshoe purchase

@livid mango bought 1 Lucky Horseshoe :horseshoe: and paid ⏣ 25,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[nocturne zephyr]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[nocturne zephyr]

Pls rob ASSASSIN#5511

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[nocturne zephyr]

Pls rob Kakashi-Sensei#8442

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[nocturne zephyr]

Pls rob luvsteha#6711

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[nocturne zephyr]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

M£ ࿐ KingMaker ᵐᵃʳᵃᵗʰᵃ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 10,000
Bank: ⏣ 2,724,450 / 4,724,471 (57.7%)

😏 · Nov 21, 2021, 3:15 AM

[somber gorge]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[olive crag]

Pls daily

[glossy flume]

DaRkVeNoM's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
19 hours, 46 minutes and 50 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 250)

[olive crag]

Pls work

[glossy flume]

You were fired from your position as a Ghost.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 6 hours before you can find another job.

Tip: Sell high worth items that you don't want to use, to other players. Dank memer will give you very little for those banknotes, but the trading community may pay more!

[somber gorge]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[somber gorge]

pls rich

[glossy flume]

Richest users in **Villager Esports**

🔹 1,203,331 - MALuBuLuLo_O#4201
:pepeEggplant: 1,044,369 - JOD BABU ⚡#4841
🔹 968,235 - KeenYoungBoy#6807
🔹 908,920 - AGOD • OWNER#8556
🔹 878,857 - TushR#7609
🔹 852,646 - KeenHungryGuy#6313
🔹 766,059 - √ATHARVA#9076
🔹 713,677 - B4R • ÐeꪜiŁ ᴿʷ#3622
🔹 587,384 - vampiizer#4880
🔹 576,171 - The Northern Lights#6969

This is WALLETs, not net worth ─ Page 4 of 10

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 MALuBuLuLo_O#4201

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

[somber gorge]

pls rich 3

[glossy flume]

Richest users in **Villager Esports**

🔹 2,812,760 - IroniQ#4404
🔹 2,589,482 - 𓆩AxE •𓆩ζ͜͡🥀⃟ Avi ༒ᴿᵉᵗᶦʳᵉᵈ#3991
🔹 2,575,250 - HAZARD HARDY#2894
🔹 2,340,687 - Haise#7004
🔹 2,036,410 - MEAAW#8018
🔹 2,027,319 - HEART BROkEn#6674
🔹 1,739,768 - Daniel007#0938
🔹 1,643,207 - HARSH#1042
🔹 1,598,863 - WRATH◥▶◀◤#6575
🔹 1,206,646 - ΣΠ〢ζ͜͡𝘿𝙀𝙓𝙏𝙀𝙍٨ـﮩ🥀࿐ᴶᴷ†ʜʀᴄx#3807

This is WALLETs, not net worth ─ Page 3 of 10

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 HARSH#1042

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 Daniel007#0938

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 HEART BROkEn#6674

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge who r u giving coins to, dumb

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 HAZARD HARDY#2894

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

[jaunty agate]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

iconi's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 71,840 / 77,480 (92.7%)

😏 · Nov 21, 2021, 5:04 AM

[jaunty agate]

Pls daily

[glossy flume]

Tip: If you consistently do well at your job, your boss will give you a promotion, increasing your coins per hour!

iconi's Daily Coins

⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!

You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)

Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 55 minutes and 32 seconds

Streak: 1 days (+⏣ 250)

[jaunty agate]

Pls search

[glossy flume]

iconi searched the dresser

You found ⏣ 1,750, good thing the panty fairy visited!

Multi Bonus: +160% (⏣ 1,077)

[sudden carbon]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[sudden carbon]

pls bal AGOD • OWNER#8556

[glossy flume]

AGOD • OWNER's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 986,603

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 6:15 AM

[sudden carbon]

pls bal TushR#7609

[glossy flume]

TushR's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 793,830

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 6:15 AM

[sudden carbon]

pls bal BeastOp#9491

[glossy flume]

Tip: Sell high worth items that you don't want to use, to other players. Dank memer will give you very little for those banknotes, but the trading community may pay more!

BeastOp's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 6:15 AM

[somber gorge]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[somber gorge]

pls bal INTENSITY#4322

[glossy flume]

INTENSITY's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 5,143,191

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 7:01 AM

[viral perch]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

Ok I guess you get no wishlist view

[somber gorge]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[somber gorge]

pls rich

[glossy flume]

Richest users in **Villager Esports**

🥇 436,819,295 - :prestige1: RICKKK#4969
🥈 296,978,926 - ! Capt.AD#9455
🥉 75,769,691 - LAZYYY#4211
🔹 56,307,354 - Ali Nadeem#1333
🔹 56,101,994 - :prestige2: OJAS#0694
🔹 23,214,064 - Gelena Somez#5618
🔹 21,501,249 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 16,313,365 - :prestige1: in5ane.xd#5494
🔹 15,841,464 - _𝐀J ツ#7389
:pepeEggplant: 14,706,698 - UmangOP#4659

This is WALLETs, not net worth ─ Page 1 of 10

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 RICKKK#4969

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

:xmark: This event has expired.

:Cyan: THEY'VE GOT AIRPODS!

They can't hear us! We need to let them know they look like a jerk wearing those!

Nov 21, 2021, 7:08 AM

Attack the boss by clicking jerk
:rage:

1 hit — 45/50 HP

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 ! Capt.AD#9455

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

[viral perch]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 LAZYYY#4211

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

Tip: Feeling lucky?? Try pls lottery!

[glossy flume]

Results for 'They've got AirPods!' event

Rajat secured ⏣ 4,900 and 1 :Alcohol: Alcohol

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 Ali Nadeem#1333

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 OJAS#0694

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 Gelena Somez#5618

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

:xmark: This event has expired.

:White: SOMEONE JUST POSTED AN IDEA ON REDDIT!

Try their game!

Nov 21, 2021, 7:09 AM

I just chose a secret number between 1 and 100.
Is the secret number higher or lower than 36.

The jackpot button is if you think it's the same!

[viral perch]

Pls bal INTENSITY#4322

[glossy flume]

INTENSITY's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 5,143,191

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 7:08 AM

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 DaRkVeNoM#1558

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 in5ane.xd#5494

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 UmangOP#4659

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

Tip: You can get amazing rewards from leveling!

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 _𝐀J ツ#7389

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

[somber gorge]

pls rich 2

[glossy flume]

Richest users in **Villager Esports**

🔹 12,108,084 - SHINCHAN#7869
🔹 10,792,866 - aadrit#0449
🔹 10,319,463 - Rezonite#4810
🔹 9,905,623 - Klieos | Sher#8720
🔹 9,805,515 - 𝔸𝕍ℕ𝔾××𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕞𝕒G͓̽#3065
🔹 9,470,417 - JH'CrypTo#1790
🔹 9,108,344 - CloseOff#5193
🔹 5,025,297 - FRØST#5394
🔹 4,515,730 - ShŁøĶ⁰²¹#2842
🔹 3,940,857 - Biman#0540

This is WALLETs, not net worth ─ Page 2 of 10

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 SHINCHAN#7869

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 aadrit#0449

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 Rezonite#4810

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 Klieos | Sher#8720

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 𝔸𝕍ℕ𝔾××𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕞𝕒G͓̽#3065

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 JH'CrypTo#1790

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

Tip: Stealing while employed can very well get you fired, crime beware!

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 CloseOff#5193

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

Tip: Commands like 'pls search' or 'pls hunt' are great for earning extra cash! But be careful, there's a small chance you could die.

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 FRØST#5394

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 ShŁøĶ⁰²¹#2842

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 Biman#0540

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

[somber gorge]

pls rich 3

[glossy flume]

Richest users in **Villager Esports**

🔹 3,199,985 - Sw∆p🤓#6118
🔹 2,812,760 - IroniQ#4404
🔹 2,616,982 - 𓆩AxE •𓆩ζ͜͡🥀⃟ Avi ༒ᴿᵉᵗᶦʳᵉᵈ#3991
🔹 2,575,250 - HAZARD HARDY#2894
🔹 2,340,275 - Haise#7004
🔹 2,089,679 - HEART BROkEn#6674
🔹 2,036,410 - MEAAW#8018
🔹 1,739,768 - Daniel007#0938
🔹 1,668,957 - HARSH#1042
🔹 1,598,863 - WRATH◥▶◀◤#6575

This is WALLETs, not net worth ─ Page 3 of 10

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 IroniQ#4404

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

:xmark: This event has expired.

:White: F IN THE CHAT

I just died in minecraft, press an F in the chat

Nov 21, 2021, 7:11 AM

F

Rajat answered first!

[glossy flume]

Results for 'F in the chat' event

Rajat secured ⏣ 2,179

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 HAZARD HARDY#2894

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 Haise#7004

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 HEART BROkEn#6674

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge who r u giving coins to, dumb

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 MEAAW#8018

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

Tip: If you consistently do well at your job, your boss will give you a promotion, increasing your coins per hour!

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 Daniel007#0938

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

[somber gorge]

pls give 1 HARSH#1042

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

[somber gorge]

pls rich 4

[glossy flume]

Richest users in **Villager Esports**

🔹 1,464,140 - MX4丨John🥀#8348
🔹 1,375,000 - :prestige4: INTENSITY#4322
🔹 1,206,646 - ΣΠ〢ζ͜͡𝘿𝙀𝙓𝙏𝙀𝙍٨ـﮩ🥀࿐ᴶᴷ†ʜʀᴄx#3807
🔹 1,203,331 - MALuBuLuLo_O#4201
:pepeEggplant: 1,044,369 - JOD BABU ⚡#4841
🔹 968,235 - KeenYoungBoy#6807
🔹 908,920 - AGOD • OWNER#8556
🔹 878,857 - TushR#7609
🔹 865,536 - KeenHungryGuy#6313
🔹 766,059 - √ATHARVA#9076

This is WALLETs, not net worth ─ Page 4 of 10

[spark galleon]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[somber gorge]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[somber gorge]

pls bal EnDerOp#5367

[glossy flume]

EnDerOp's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,720,070
Bank: ⏣ 210

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 8:12 AM

[somber gorge]

pls with 5e5

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge ⏣ 500,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,830,138.

[somber gorge]

pls rob EnDerOp#5367

[glossy flume]

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 5,720,070.

[somber gorge]

pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 6,220,070 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 10,050,208.

[obtuse lichen]

pls help

[glossy flume]

We just turned on Annual Billing on our Patreon page, with a limited time 10% discount!

badges
:Reply:View your badges progress
balance
:Reply:Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
:Reply:Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
:Reply:Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
:Reply:Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
buy
:Reply:Buy currency items from the shop!
compare
:Reply:Compare yourself with another user.
craft
:Reply:This command is used to craft items!

pls help <cmd> to see more details ─ Page 1 of 7

[obtuse lichen]

Bankrob

[somber gorge]

pls se wis

[glossy flume]

@somber gorge You have to bet actual coins, dont try to break me.

Tip: Try to avoid getting fired from your job! If you do, you'll need to wait 6 hours before you can find another one

[somber gorge]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[somber gorge]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[somber gorge]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[somber gorge]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[winged plume]

pls use wish

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[winged plume]

pls steal EnDerOp#5367

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[winged plume]

pls bal EnDerOp#5367

[glossy flume]

EnDerOp's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 210

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 10:34 AM

[winged plume]

pls use wish

[glossy flume]

Ok I guess you get no wishlist view

[winged plume]

pls use wish

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[winged plume]

pls steal SANVI KA BOYFREIND❣#5953

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[winged plume]

pls rich

[glossy flume]

Richest users in **Villager Esports**

🥇 436,819,295 - :prestige1: RICKKK#4969
🥈 297,026,667 - ! Capt.AD#9455
🥉 205,000,070 - :Omega2: local bread (dead)#8621
:pepeEggplant: 75,769,691 - LAZYYY#4211
🔹 56,471,406 - Ali Nadeem#1333
🔹 56,101,994 - :prestige2: OJAS#0694
🔹 23,214,064 - Gelena Somez#5618
🔹 21,501,249 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 16,313,365 - :prestige1: in5ane.xd#5494
🔹 15,841,464 - _𝐀J ツ#7389

This is WALLETs, not net worth ─ Page 1 of 10

[winged plume]

pls steal _𝐀J ツ#7389

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[winged plume]

pls steal DaRkVeNoM#1558

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[winged plume]

pls steal Gelena Somez#5618

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

:xmark: This event has expired.

:Green: WHAT AN ABSOLUTE GAMER

Gamers are gaming in the game

Nov 21, 2021, 10:36 AM

I just chose a secret number between 1 and 100.
Is the secret number higher or lower than 2.

The jackpot button is if you think it's the same!

Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs

[winged plume]

pls use horse

[glossy flume]

You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.

[winged plume]

pls use alc

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.

Do you still want to use this item?

[glossy flume]

You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.

[winged plume]

pls steal ! Capt.AD#9455

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[winged plume]

pls use wish

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[winged plume]

pls rich

[glossy flume]

Richest users in **Villager Esports**

🥇 436,819,295 - :prestige1: RICKKK#4969
🥈 297,026,667 - ! Capt.AD#9455
🥉 205,000,070 - :Omega2: local bread (dead)#8621
:pepeEggplant: 75,769,691 - LAZYYY#4211
🔹 56,471,406 - Ali Nadeem#1333
🔹 56,101,994 - :prestige2: OJAS#0694
🔹 23,214,064 - Gelena Somez#5618
🔹 21,501,249 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 16,313,365 - :prestige1: in5ane.xd#5494
🔹 15,841,464 - _𝐀J ツ#7389

This is WALLETs, not net worth ─ Page 1 of 10

[winged plume]

pls steal LAZYYY#4211

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[winged plume]

pls steal Ali Nadeem#1333

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[winged plume]

pls steal RICKKK#4969

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[winged plume]

pls rich

[glossy flume]

Richest users in **Villager Esports**

🔹 14,208,366 - UmangOP#4659
🔹 12,108,084 - SHINCHAN#7869
🔹 10,792,866 - aadrit#0449
🔹 10,319,463 - Rezonite#4810
:pepeEggplant: 9,984,369 - JH'CrypTo#1790
🔹 9,905,623 - Klieos | Sher#8720
🔹 9,805,515 - 𝔸𝕍ℕ𝔾××𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕞𝕒G͓̽#3065
🔹 9,154,544 - CloseOff#5193
🔹 5,720,070 - EnDerOp#5367
🔹 5,025,297 - FRØST#5394

This is WALLETs, not net worth ─ Page 2 of 10

[winged plume]

pls steal UmangOP#4659

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[winged plume]

pls steal SHINCHAN#7869

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[winged plume]

pls steal aadrit#0449

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[winged plume]

pls steal Rezonite#4810

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[winged plume]

pls steal JH'CrypTo#1790

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[winged plume]

pls steal Klieos | Sher#8720

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[winged plume]

pls steal 𝔸𝕍ℕ𝔾××𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕞𝕒G͓̽#3065

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[winged plume]

pls steal CloseOff#5193

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[winged plume]

pls steal EnDerOp#5367

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[winged plume]

pls steal FRØST#5394

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[winged plume]

pls rich

[glossy flume]

Richest users in **Villager Esports**

🔹 4,515,730 - ShŁøĶ⁰²¹#2842
🔹 3,940,857 - Biman#0540
🔹 3,199,985 - Sw∆p🤓#6118
🔹 2,812,760 - IroniQ#4404
🔹 2,616,982 - 𓆩AxE •𓆩ζ͜͡🥀⃟ Avi ༒ᴿᵉᵗᶦʳᵉᵈ#3991
🔹 2,575,250 - HAZARD HARDY#2894
🔹 2,340,205 - Haise#7004
🔹 2,089,679 - HEART BROkEn#6674
🔹 2,036,410 - MEAAW#8018
🔹 1,739,768 - Daniel007#0938

This is WALLETs, not net worth ─ Page 3 of 10

[somber gorge]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

Pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 5,000.

[rapid wraith]

Pls deposit all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 943,558 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 943,558.

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[somber gorge]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[somber gorge]

pls bal yash#0007

[glossy flume]

Tip: You can suggest dank memer ideas here: https://dankmemer.lol/ideas

yash's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,129,845

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 11:43 AM

[somber gorge]

pls bal AdiTyA#6039

[glossy flume]

Tip: There's a random item on sale in the shop every hour!

AdiTyA's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,891,042

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 11:43 AM

[somber gorge]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[glossy flume]

@rapid wraith Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

[dusky wharf]

Pls b

Pls balance

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

VANSHDEEP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 25,052
Bank: ⏣ 495 / 1,080 (45.8%)

😏 · Nov 21, 2021, 2:01 PM

[dusky wharf]

Pls beg

[glossy flume]

Nicki Minaj

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 370 "

Multi Bonus: +270% (⏣ 270)

[vagrant needle]

Pls use ber

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[vagrant needle]

Pls steal

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[dusky wharf]

Pls hunt

[glossy flume]

Hunt Command

This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a hunting rifle from the shop with the buy command then then you can go hunting! There is also a chance to lose or even die if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger animals!

[glossy flume]

You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands... I hope.

[dusky wharf]

Pls steal @vagrant needle

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[vagrant needle]

Pls bal Silent Eyes#3593

[glossy flume]

Silent Eyes's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 8,464,480
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 2:02 PM

[vagrant needle]

Pls with 5e3

[glossy flume]

@vagrant needle ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,212,573.

[vagrant needle]

Pls use alc

[glossy flume]

You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

[vagrant needle]

Pls rob Silent Eyes#3593

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid Silent Eyes ⏣ 5,000.

[vagrant needle]

Pls use hoe

[glossy flume]

You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.

[vagrant needle]

Pls with 5e3

[glossy flume]

@vagrant needle ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,207,573.

[vagrant needle]

Pls rob Silent Eyes#3593

[glossy flume]

Slow it down bud

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 7 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[vagrant needle]

Pls rob Silent Eyes#3593

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid Silent Eyes ⏣ 5,000.

[vagrant needle]

Pls eith 5e3

Pls with 5e3

[glossy flume]

@vagrant needle ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,202,573.

[vagrant needle]

Pls rob Silent Eyes#3593

[glossy flume]

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 100,000. :horseshoe:

[vagrant needle]

Wtf

Pls bal Silent Eyes#3593

[glossy flume]

Silent Eyes's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 8,374,480
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 2:04 PM

[vagrant needle]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 105,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,307,573.

[vagrant needle]

Pls bal EnDerOp#5367

[glossy flume]

EnDerOp's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 210

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 2:04 PM

[vagrant needle]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

muffin's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,307,573 / 12,382,846 (10.6%)

😏 · Nov 21, 2021, 2:04 PM

[vagrant needle]

Pls itemlb kno

[glossy flume]

Bank Note rankings

🥇 4,267 - Poch#0038
🥈 1,370 - RAAVAN🍑#4245
🥉 912 - muffin#2842
🔹 541 - ||[؛Ṩwͥooͣsͫђٴٴ؟]||،؟ ء آ#8342
🔹 455 - RICKKK#4969
🔹 266 - Kaido#4426
🔹 206 - ShŁøĶ⁰²¹#2842
🔹 190 - INFERNO彡BLAZE#0343
🔹 133 - Rhaegon#5143
🔹 119 - ballS#5493

[vagrant needle]

Pls profile poch#0038

[glossy flume]

Poch's profile

:prestige1: Prestige I
Title: Literally Dank Memer
Badges: :workBadge:

Level

706
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full:

Experience

70,682/70,700
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2High::Bar3Empty:

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,502,724
Net: ⏣ 6,765,785,734

Inventory

112 items (11,449,559 total) worth ⏣ 6,764,283,010

Misc

8 daily streak
30 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
38,505,295 bank note space
468 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
205,986 commands issued

Active Items

:padlock: Padlock - 1y left
:fakeid: Fake ID - 6d left
...and 1 more

Perks

5% steal shields, meaning this user loses 5% less coins when stolen from

Showcase

116,121x :cookie:
5x :cutters:

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[vagrant needle]

Pls use ber

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[vagrant needle]

Pls bal AdiTyA#6039

[glossy flume]

AdiTyA's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,891,042

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 2:06 PM

[vagrant needle]

Pls with 5e3

[glossy flume]

@vagrant needle ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,302,573.

[vagrant needle]

Pls bal AdiTyA#6039

[glossy flume]

AdiTyA's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,891,042

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 2:06 PM

[vagrant needle]

Pls bal Silent Eyes#3593

[glossy flume]

Silent Eyes's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 8,374,480
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 2:07 PM

[vagrant needle]

Pls rob Silent Eyes#3593

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[vagrant needle]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

muffin's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,302,573 / 12,382,846 (10.5%)

😏 · Nov 21, 2021, 2:08 PM

[vagrant needle]

Pls rob Silent Eyes#3593

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[vagrant needle]

Pls rob Silent Eyes#3593

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[vagrant needle]

Pls balSilent Eyes#3593

Pls bal Silent Eyes#3593

[glossy flume]

Silent Eyes's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 8,374,480
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 2:09 PM

[vagrant needle]

Pls rob Silent Eyes#3593

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid Silent Eyes ⏣ 5,000.

[vagrant needle]

Pls with 5e3

[glossy flume]

@vagrant needle ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,297,573.

:xmark: This event has expired.

:Green: WHAT AN ABSOLUTE GAMER

Gamers are gaming in the game

Nov 21, 2021, 2:09 PM

I just chose a secret number between 1 and 100.
Is the secret number higher or lower than 67.

The jackpot button is if you think it's the same!

Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs

[rapid wraith]

Pls bal Silent Eyes#3593

[glossy flume]

Silent Eyes's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 8,379,480
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 2:09 PM

[rapid wraith]

Pls rob Silent Eyes#3593

[glossy flume]

You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 1,675,896. :horseshoe:

[vagrant needle]

Pls rob Silent Eyes#3593

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[vagrant needle]

Pls profile @rapid wraith

[glossy flume]

pravs's stealing stats

Steal stats from the last 59 attempts

Success / Fails / Win%

38 / 21 / 64%

Amount Stolen / Amount paid in fails

⏣ 227,809,430 / ⏣ 5,459,109

Times robbed / Amount lost from robs / Amount gained from fails

5 / ⏣ 3,389,200 / ⏣ 22,000

[rapid wraith]

Pls level 785861624442388521

[glossy flume]

muffin's profile

:prestige2: Prestige II
Title: Amazing Cute Memer

Level

354
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full:

Experience

35,428/35,500
:Bar1Mid::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,297,573
Net: ⏣ 2,062,756,963

Inventory

81 items (170,191 total) worth ⏣ 2,061,454,390

Misc

55 daily streak
30 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
3,772,089 bank note space
214 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
57,520 commands issued
Works as a Robber

Active Items

:jacky: Jacky o' Lanty - 4d left
:Alcohol: Alcohol - 1h left
...and 1 more

Pet Info

Gigolo
Level 70 Dragon

Perks

5% steal shields, meaning this user loses 5% less coins when stolen from

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[vagrant needle]

Pls with 5e3

[glossy flume]

@vagrant needle ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,292,573.

[rapid wraith]

kay

Pls level 785861624442388521

[glossy flume]

muffin's stealing stats

Steal stats from the last 2,722 attempts

Success / Fails / Win%

1,396 / 1,326 / 51%

Amount Stolen / Amount paid in fails

⏣ 735,546,717 / ⏣ 716,830

Times robbed / Amount lost from robs / Amount gained from fails

204 / ⏣ 52,969,222 / ⏣ 1,037,657

[rapid wraith]

nicr

[vagrant needle]

Pls rob Silent Eyes#3593

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[rapid wraith]

Pls rob Silent Eyes#3593

[glossy flume]

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 6,703,584. :horseshoe:

[vagrant needle]

Pls rob Silent Eyes#3593

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[rapid wraith]

Pls settings passive yes

[glossy flume]

Passive successfully changed to :check: Enabled
You are now a passive user. If you fail to use any commands for 3 days you will lose passive mode!

[vagrant needle]

Ggs

[somber gorge]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[somber gorge]

pls profile Silent Eyes#3593

[glossy flume]

Silent Eyes's profile

Title: Normie

Level

1
:Bar1Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:

Experience

110/200
:Bar1half::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 2,003,500

Inventory

2 items (11 total) worth ⏣ 2,003,500

Misc

1 daily streak
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
342 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[somber gorge]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lyric spindle]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lyric spindle]

Pls use shoe

[glossy flume]

You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.

:xmark: This event has expired.

:Cyan: SKYPE IS TRYING TO BEAT DISCORD AGAIN!

We need to take it down, one sarcastic comment at a time!

Nov 21, 2021, 4:33 PM

Attack the boss by clicking lol imagine using skype in 2021
:rage:

6 hits — 0/200 HP

[glossy flume]

Results for 'Skype is trying to beat Discord again!' event

IF×SHOCK secured ⏣ 4,200 and 1 :bread: Fresh Bread

[lyric spindle]

pls use alc

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.

Do you still want to use this item?

[glossy flume]

You got a little too drunk, climbed onto a roof, and then jumped off. Whoops.

[lyric spindle]

Pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 13,949 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 13,949.

[lyric spindle]

pls with 500

[glossy flume]

@lyric spindle ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 13,449.

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[lyric spindle]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lyric spindle]

Pls bal Silent Eyes#3593

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

Silent Eyes's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 4:34 PM

[lyric spindle]

pls bal EnDerOp#5367

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

EnDerOp's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 210

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 4:34 PM

[lyric spindle]

pls bal B4R • ÐeꪜiŁ ᴿʷ#3622

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

B4R • ÐeꪜiŁ ᴿʷ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 10,605

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 4:34 PM

[lyric spindle]

pls bal 𝐎𝐑丶AXIS 🖤 乛ᴱᵀᴴ ᴿʷ#0169

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

IF×SHOCK's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 13,449 / 770,911 (1.7%)

😏 · Nov 21, 2021, 4:34 PM

[lyric spindle]

pls bal Adriannn#8808

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

Adriannn's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 4:35 PM

[lyric spindle]

pls rich

[glossy flume]

Richest users in **Villager Esports**

🥇 436,819,295 - :prestige1: RICKKK#4969
🥈 387,374,902 - :Omega2: local bread (dead)#8621
🥉 298,567,635 - ! Capt.AD#9455
:pepeEggplant: 75,769,691 - LAZYYY#4211
🔹 56,751,867 - Ali Nadeem#1333
🔹 56,101,994 - :prestige2: Fameer Fuddi#0694
🔹 43,972,388 - Srin#0999
🔹 23,214,064 - Gelena Somez#5618
🔹 21,501,249 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 16,343,383 - :prestige1: in5ane.xd#5494

This is WALLETs, not net worth ─ Page 1 of 10

[lyric spindle]

p,s use bbe

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lyric spindle]

Pls dig

[glossy flume]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[lyric spindle]

Pls hunt

[glossy flume]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk :Skunk:! :horseshoe:

[lyric spindle]

pls fish

[glossy flume]

Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

[lyric spindle]

pls with max

[glossy flume]

@lyric spindle ⏣ 13,449 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[lyric spindle]

pls gambel

pls tic

Pls bet max

[glossy flume]

IF×SHOCK's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 13,949

New Balance: ⏣ 0

IF×SHOCK

Rolled 2 :horseshoe:

Dank Memer

Rolled 12

[lyric spindle]

pls search

[glossy flume]

IF×SHOCK searched the uber

You found ⏣ 1,536, did you just steal from your uber driver? :horseshoe:

Multi Bonus: +107% (⏣ 794)

[lyric spindle]

Pls hunt

[glossy flume]

You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol

[lyric spindle]

pls crime

[glossy flume]

IF×SHOCK committed VANDALISM

You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 1,421. Nice! :horseshoe:

Multi Bonus: +107% (⏣ 735)

[lyric spindle]

pls beg

[glossy flume]

T-Series

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,532 and a :sand: Box of Sand" :horseshoe:

Multi Bonus: +107% (⏣ 792)

[lyric spindle]

pls dig

[glossy flume]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Worms :Worm:! :horseshoe:

[lyric spindle]

pls hunt

[glossy flume]

Heeeyoo lets slow it down

The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 12 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

[lyric spindle]

pls bet max

[glossy flume]

IF×SHOCK's winning gambling game

You won ⏣ 2,651

Percent Won: 59%
New Balance: ⏣ 7,140

IF×SHOCK

Rolled 8 :horseshoe:

Dank Memer

Rolled 6

[lyric spindle]

pls fish

[glossy flume]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk :junk:! :horseshoe:

[lyric spindle]

pls inv

[glossy flume]

IF×SHOCK's inventory

Owned Items

:commonfish: Common Fish ─ 10
ID fish ─ Sellable

:fishingpole: Fishing Pole ─ 5
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

:garbage: Garbage ─ 12
ID garbage ─ Sellable

:goldenphallicobject: Golden Phallic Object ─ 1
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable

:horseshoe: Lucky Horseshoe ─ 88
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up

You can use 'pls use [item]' to use an item ─ Page 4 of 10

[lyric spindle]

pls profile

[glossy flume]

IF×SHOCK's profile

Title: Original Memer

Level

17
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2High::Bar3Empty:

Experience

1,787/1,800
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2High::Bar3Empty:

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 7,140
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 100,155,820
Coin Multi: 107%
Gamble Multi: 21%

Inventory

50 items (16,549 total) worth ⏣ 100,148,680

Misc

1 cheese eaten (15.52% xp multi)
560,791 bank note space
18 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
3,728 commands issued
Works as a Discord Mod

Active Items

:Apple: Apple - 10h left
:horseshoe: Lucky Horseshoe - 10m left

Perks

15% steal shields, meaning you lose 15% less coins when stolen from

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[lyric spindle]

pls use daily

[glossy flume]

IF×SHOCK's Loot Haul!

:ReplyU: ⏣ 73,569
x5 - :bluephallicobjectt: Blue Phallic Object

1 daily box opened

[lyric spindle]

pls bet max

[glossy flume]

IF×SHOCK's winning gambling game

You won ⏣ 46,628

Percent Won: 58%
New Balance: ⏣ 127,337

IF×SHOCK

Rolled 12 :horseshoe:

Dank Memer

Rolled 2

[lyric spindle]

pls bet max

[glossy flume]

IF×SHOCK's losing gambling game

You lost ⏣ 127,337

New Balance: ⏣ 0

IF×SHOCK

Rolled 2 :horseshoe:

Dank Memer

Rolled 10

[lyric spindle]

pls crime

[glossy flume]

IF×SHOCK committed DRUG DISTRIBUTION

You distributed a lot of drugs and earned ⏣ 1,663, are you the next Escobar?
You sussy baka! You also found a :chillpill: Chill Pill! :horseshoe:

Multi Bonus: +97% (⏣ 819)

[lyric spindle]

Pls dig

[glossy flume]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Landmines :Landmine:! :horseshoe:

[lyric spindle]

pls hunt

[glossy flume]

Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

[lyric spindle]

pls fish

[glossy flume]

You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite

[lyric spindle]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lyric spindle]

Pls bal @somber gorge

[glossy flume]

Tip: You can win all types of crazy items from lootboxes, even pink phallic- wait... https://dankmemer.lol/loot

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

Rajat's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,645,128

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 4:39 PM

[lyric spindle]

pls bal @vagrant needle

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

muffin's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,410,321

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 4:39 PM

[lyric spindle]

pls dig

[glossy flume]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[lyric spindle]

pls pm

[glossy flume]

IF×SHOCK's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 974 for your funny efforts.

[lyric spindle]

pls use daily

[glossy flume]

You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[lyric spindle]

pls hunt

[glossy flume]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk :Skunk:! :horseshoe:

[lyric spindle]

pls fish

[glossy flume]

Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!

[lyric spindle]

pls dig

[glossy flume]

Take a chill pill

You'll be able to use this command again in 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

[lyric spindle]

pls dig

[glossy flume]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[lyric spindle]

pls crime

[glossy flume]

IF×SHOCK committed FRAUD

Turns out that old lady you tried to scam, was also a scammer! :horseshoe:

imagine being so bad

[lyric spindle]

pls bal @hardy ingot

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

Darkness_XO!'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 4:40 PM

[lyric spindle]

pls rob @rapid wraith

[glossy flume]

You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.

[lyric spindle]

pls beg

[glossy flume]

Drake

"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,143 and a :Alcohol: Alcohol" :horseshoe:

Multi Bonus: +97% (⏣ 563)

[lyric spindle]

pls dig

[glossy flume]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[lyric spindle]

pls hunt

[glossy flume]

Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed

[lyric spindle]

pls fish

[glossy flume]

Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today

[lyric spindle]

pls crime

[glossy flume]

IF×SHOCK committed MURDER

You murdered a random stranger in a dark alley. There was ⏣ 2,465 in his wallet! Was it worth it? :horseshoe:

Multi Bonus: +97% (⏣ 1,214)

[lyric spindle]

pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 6,245 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 6,245.

[lyric spindle]

pls hunt

[glossy flume]

Spam isn't cool fam

The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!

[lyric spindle]

pls dig

[glossy flume]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[lyric spindle]

pls hunt

[glossy flume]

You went hunting and brought back a Skunk :Skunk:! :horseshoe:

[lyric spindle]

pls fish

[glossy flume]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand :sand:! :horseshoe:

[lyric spindle]

pls pm

[glossy flume]

IF×SHOCK's meme posting session

You posted a decent meme!

You earned ⏣ 887 for your funny efforts.

[lyric spindle]

Pls pet

[glossy flume]

You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.

[lyric spindle]

Pls bal

pls bal

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

IF×SHOCK's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 887
Bank: ⏣ 6,245 / 787,831 (0.8%)

😏 · Nov 21, 2021, 4:42 PM

[lyric spindle]

pls hunt

[glossy flume]

You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit :Bunny:! :horseshoe:

[lyric spindle]

pls dig

[glossy flume]

LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[lyric spindle]

pls fish

[glossy flume]

You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed :SeaWeed:! :horseshoe:

[lyric spindle]

pls crime

[glossy flume]

IF×SHOCK committed FRAUD

You lied to an old lady over the phone and got ⏣ 1,864 :horseshoe:

Multi Bonus: +97% (⏣ 918)

[lyric spindle]

Pls game

Pls work

[glossy flume]

Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:

   :levitate:

[glossy flume]

TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 3,536 for a sub-par hour of work.

Working as a Discord Mod

[lyric spindle]

Pls dig

[glossy flume]

You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Box of Sands :sand:! :horseshoe:

[lyric spindle]

pls hunt

[glossy flume]

You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit :Bunny:! :horseshoe:

[lyric spindle]

pls fish

[glossy flume]

You cast out your line and brought back 3 Garbages :garbage:! :horseshoe:

[lyric spindle]

pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 6,287 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 12,532.

[lyric spindle]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lyric spindle]

Pls rich

[glossy flume]

Richest users in **Villager Esports**

🔹 152,450 - :prestige1: ` ƬƤƦ 𒉽 | QUPID#6969
🔹 151,855 - ABX_Hydro#0459
🔹 149,486 - Boomyshortmeat#4021
🔹 139,232 - LovelyCookedMeat#9766
🔹 134,583 - Shin#3747
🔹 130,357 - Pal Patel#0600
🔹 129,017 - 𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔲𝔯𝔞 ±#1085
🔹 127,030 - RFTRONツ#0406
🔹 126,157 - Zayn#1938
🔹 125,750 - Radiant ᴼᴿ#7091

This is WALLETs, not net worth ─ Page 9 of 10

[lyric spindle]

pls bal Sohail#5287

[glossy flume]

Tip: Want one of the OP GOD BOXES?? You can get them on our website, and they're SICK https://dankmemer.lol/loot

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

Sohail's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 101,640

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 4:44 PM

[lyric spindle]

Pls bal Zayn#1938

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

Zayn's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 126,157
Bank: ⏣ 42,840

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 4:44 PM

[lyric spindle]

pls with 5000

[glossy flume]

@lyric spindle ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 7,532.

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[lyric spindle]

pls rob Zayn#1938

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[rapid wraith]

Pls work

[glossy flume]

@rapid wraith Click the buttons in correct order!

[rapid wraith]

Work for House Wife - Repeat Order - Remember words order!
wife
abode
home
dishes
kids

[glossy flume]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a House Wife

[rapid wraith]

Pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

Pls rob

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[rapid wraith]

Pls bal Silent Eyes#3693

[glossy flume]

Tip: With horseshoes, you can gain a lot more coins from simple commands like pls beg, or pls search!

Silent Eyes's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 4:49 PM

[rapid wraith]

Pls bal @rare ice

[glossy flume]

EnDerOp's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 210

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 4:50 PM

Adriannn's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 4:50 PM

[rapid wraith]

Pls bal AdiTyA#6039

[glossy flume]

AdiTyA's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,891,042

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 4:51 PM

[rapid wraith]

Hi

[spark galleon]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[spark galleon]

Pls bal Silent Eyes#3593

[glossy flume]

Tip: Annual billing offers a 10% discount for premium perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

Silent Eyes's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 4:59 PM

[spark galleon]

Pls bal EnDerOp#5367

[glossy flume]

EnDerOp's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 210

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 5:00 PM

[spark galleon]

Pls bal Adriannn#8808

[glossy flume]

Adriannn's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 5:00 PM

[unique citrus]

Pls use bbw

[glossy flume]

That item doesn't even exist what are you doing

Tip: Try to avoid getting fired from your job! If you do, you'll need to wait 6 hours before you can find another one

[unique citrus]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[unique citrus]

Pls rob Silent Eyes#3593

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[unique citrus]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[unique citrus]

Pls rob Adriannn#8808

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[unique citrus]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

ALEXop's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 17,309
Bank: ⏣ 1,378,780 / 3,238,113 (42.6%)

😏 · Nov 21, 2021, 6:11 PM

[torpid bramble]

pls use ber

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[torpid bramble]

pls rob Silent Eyes#3593

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[torpid bramble]

pls rob EnDerOp#5367

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[torpid bramble]

pls rob Adriannn#8808

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[analog stratus]

Pls use wish

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

Pls rich

[glossy flume]

Richest users in **Villager Esports**

🥇 436,819,295 - :prestige1: RICKKK#4969
🥈 387,374,902 - :Omega2: local bread (dead)#8621
🥉 298,663,117 - ! Capt.AD#9455
:pepeEggplant: 75,769,691 - LAZYYY#4211
🔹 56,851,305 - Ali Nadeem#1333
🔹 56,101,994 - :prestige2: Fameer Fuddi#0694
🔹 43,972,388 - Srin#0999
🔹 23,214,064 - Gelena Somez#5618
🔹 21,501,249 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 16,343,383 - :prestige1: in5ane.xd#5494

This is WALLETs, not net worth ─ Page 1 of 10

[rapid wraith]

Pls gift 1e6 fis RICKKK#4969

[glossy flume]

@rapid wraith Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

Tip: The pls help command provides information about the bot commands! Do pls help <cmd> to see info about a specific command.

[rapid wraith]

pls ui RICKKK#4969

[glossy flume]

RICKKK#4969 - 322661812463992834

Created at

Fri Jun 09 2017

Joined Server

<t:1570525819:R>

Commands run

18116

Avatar URL

Click Here

Nickname

ǃ mavis

[rapid wraith]

Pls shop

[glossy flume]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 31m)
:FidgetSpinner: Fidget Spinner ─ ⏣ 23,500 (6% OFF!)
Spin your fidget spinner, and gain anywhere from a 5% to a 40% multiplier boost for 10 minutes depending on how long your fidget spinner spins for.

:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object (4) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!

:phone: Cell Phone (10) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

:padlock: Padlock (20) — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

:laptop: Laptop (2) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

:sand: Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 6

[rapid wraith]

pls scout

[glossy flume]

pravs searched the couch

You found ⏣ 1,977, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?

Multi Bonus: +260% (⏣ 1,428)

[rapid wraith]

Pls shop

[glossy flume]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 31m)
:FidgetSpinner: Fidget Spinner ─ ⏣ 23,500 (6% OFF!)
Spin your fidget spinner, and gain anywhere from a 5% to a 40% multiplier boost for 10 minutes depending on how long your fidget spinner spins for.

:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object (4) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!

:phone: Cell Phone (10) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

:padlock: Padlock (20) — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

:laptop: Laptop (3) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

:sand: Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 6

[rapid wraith]

Pls beg

[glossy flume]

Taylor Swift

"ew no"

Imagine begging LMAO

Blob rankings

🥇 1 - ||[؛Ṩwͥooͣsͫђٴٴ؟]||،؟ ء آ#8342

[rapid wraith]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

pls bal Silent Eyes#3593

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

Silent Eyes's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 9:27 PM

[lyric knoll]

Pls use wish

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lyric knoll]

Pls bal @outer mesa

[glossy flume]

Silent Eyes's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 9:58 PM

[lyric knoll]

Pls bal @rare ice

[glossy flume]

EnDerOp's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 210

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 9:58 PM

[lyric knoll]

Pls bal @rapid wraith

[glossy flume]

Adriannn's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 9:59 PM

[lyric knoll]

Pls use wish

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lyric knoll]

Pls bal @tawdry oyster

[glossy flume]

Tip: Make sure to check the shop regularly for sales and seasonal items!

Ankushhhh's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,436,380
Bank: ⏣ 304,472

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 9:59 PM

[lyric knoll]

Pls with 5000

[glossy flume]

@lyric knoll ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 981,016.

[lyric knoll]

Pls rob @tawdry oyster

[glossy flume]

You stole a fairly decent chunk! 💰
Your payout was ⏣ 100,000.

[lyric knoll]

Pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 105,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,086,016.

[lyric knoll]

Pls bal @paper cave

[glossy flume]

Tip: Use pls pet to take care of your pet, they can help you by finding stuff, protecting your wallet, and being a great companion.

SANVI KA BOYFREIND❣'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 10:00 PM

[lyric knoll]

Pls use alc

[glossy flume]

Action Confirmed

:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.

Do you still want to use this item?

[glossy flume]

You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.

[lyric knoll]

Pls use apple

[glossy flume]

Woah nelly, slow it down

This command can be used again in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!

[lyric knoll]

Pls use apple

[glossy flume]

You don't own this item??

[lyric knoll]

Pls shop apple

[glossy flume]

**Apple** (0 owned)

Eating this once a day makes it so you do not lose any inventory items or active items if you die. The lifesaver takes priority over this effect. (Lasts 24 hours)
BUY - ⏣ 8,000
SELL - ⏣ 1,600
TRADE - 2k - 4.5k

Rarity

Uncommon

Type

Power-up

ID

apple

[lyric knoll]

Pls with 8e4

[glossy flume]

@lyric knoll ⏣ 80,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,006,016.

[lyric knoll]

Pls use apple

[glossy flume]

You don't own this item??

[lyric knoll]

Pls buy apple

[glossy flume]

Successful Apple purchase

@lyric knoll bought 1 Apple :Apple: and paid ⏣ 8,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[lyric knoll]

Pls use apple

[glossy flume]

You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

[lyric knoll]

Pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 72,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,078,016.

[lyric knoll]

Pls use horse

[glossy flume]

You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.

[lyric knoll]

Pls rob @tawdry oyster

[glossy flume]

You need at least ⏣ 5000 to try and rob someone.

[lyric knoll]

Pls with 5e3

[glossy flume]

@lyric knoll ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,073,016.

[lyric knoll]

Pls rob @tawdry oyster

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[lyric knoll]

Pls rob @tawdry oyster

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 5 minutes, give it a rest

[lyric knoll]

Pls rob @‘ SⴽW ⚚Ankushhhh

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[lyric knoll]

Pls rob 446698602664951809

[glossy flume]

You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 100,000. :horseshoe:

[lyric knoll]

Pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 105,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,178,016.

[lyric knoll]

Pls profile

[glossy flume]

ballS's profile

Title: Good Meme

Level

59
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full:

Experience

5,939/6,000
:Bar1Full::Bar2Mid::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,178,016
Net: ⏣ 91,127,616
Coin Multi: 100%
Gamble Multi: 20%

Inventory

69 items (2,874 total) worth ⏣ 89,949,600

Misc

50 daily streak
5,972,425 bank note space
44 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
9,846 commands issued
Works as a Scientist

Active Items

:padlock: Padlock - 11mo left
:Apple: Apple - 11h left
...and 2 more

Pet Info

Pussy
Level 13 Catgirl

Showcase

1x :King:

Use the selection menu for more stats!

[lyric knoll]

Pls use horse

[glossy flume]

You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

[wheat trail]

pls use wish

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[wheat trail]

pls give 1 Silent Eyes#3593

[glossy flume]

@wheat trail You gave Silent Eyes ⏣ 1, now you have ⏣ 149,998 and they've got ⏣ 1.
Since you're a patron, you pay no taxes when sending money!

[wheat trail]

pls give 1 EnDerOp#5367

[glossy flume]

@wheat trail You gave EnDerOp ⏣ 1, now you have ⏣ 149,997 and they've got ⏣ 1.
Since you're a patron, you pay no taxes when sending money!

Tip: Use fake id to cover yourself from the robber's wishlist item!

[wheat trail]

pls give 1 Adriannn#8808

[glossy flume]

@wheat trail You gave Adriannn ⏣ 1, now you have ⏣ 149,996 and they've got ⏣ 1.
Since you're a patron, you pay no taxes when sending money!

[rapid wraith]

Pls rich

[glossy flume]

Richest users in **Villager Esports**

🥇 436,819,295 - :prestige1: RICKKK#4969
🥈 387,374,902 - :Omega2: local bread (dead)#8621
🥉 298,663,117 - ! Capt.AD#9455
:pepeEggplant: 75,769,691 - LAZYYY#4211
🔹 57,031,742 - Ali Nadeem#1333
🔹 56,101,994 - :prestige2: Fameer Fuddi#0694
🔹 43,972,388 - Srin#0999
🔹 23,214,064 - Gelena Somez#5618
🔹 21,501,249 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 16,343,383 - :prestige1: in5ane.xd#5494

This is WALLETs, not net worth ─ Page 1 of 10

@rapid wraith Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!

[rapid wraith]

Pls shop

[glossy flume]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 16m)
:padlock: Padlock ─ ⏣ 3,040 (24% OFF!)
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you. This is a one-time use item; once the lock is broken or removed, it won't come back or do anything unless you buy another one. It will not ALWAYS break, but it has a chance to break when someone tries to steal from you.

:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object (4) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!

:phone: Cell Phone (10) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

:padlock: Padlock (20) — ⏣ 3,040
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

:laptop: Laptop (3) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

:sand: Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 6

[rapid wraith]

pls meme

[glossy flume]

This is a meme

👍 14695 | 💬 110

[rapid wraith]

Pls shop

Pls shop

[glossy flume]

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 15m)
:padlock: Padlock ─ ⏣ 3,040 (24% OFF!)
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you. This is a one-time use item; once the lock is broken or removed, it won't come back or do anything unless you buy another one. It will not ALWAYS break, but it has a chance to break when someone tries to steal from you.

:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object (4) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!

:phone: Cell Phone (10) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

:padlock: Padlock (20) — ⏣ 3,040
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

:laptop: Laptop (3) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

:sand: Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 6

[rapid wraith]

Pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

Pls bal Ankushhhh#6192

[glossy flume]

Ankushhhh's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,236,380
Bank: ⏣ 304,472

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 10:31 PM

[rapid wraith]

Pls use horseshoe

[glossy flume]

You don't own this item??

[rapid wraith]

Pls buy horseshoe

[glossy flume]

Successful Lucky Horseshoe purchase

@steel wave bought 1 Lucky Horseshoe :horseshoe: and paid ⏣ 25,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[rapid wraith]

Pls buy fakeid

[glossy flume]

Successful Fake ID purchase

@steel wave bought 1 Fake ID :fakeid: and paid ⏣ 10,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[rapid wraith]

Pls use fakeid

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs for your new ID!

[rapid wraith]

Pls use horseshoe

[glossy flume]

You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.

[rapid wraith]

Pls rob Ankushhhh#6192

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid Ankushhhh ⏣ 64,771.

[rapid wraith]

Pls rob Ankushhhh#6192

[glossy flume]

Woah nelly, slow it down

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[rapid wraith]

Pls rob Ankushhhh#6192

[glossy flume]

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY COULD LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 1,301,151. :horseshoe:

[balmy anchor]

LoL

[rapid wraith]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 720 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,771,595.

[rapid wraith]

Lol

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

aum's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 77,520
Bank: ⏣ 2,781,848 / 2,781,848 (100.0%)

😏 · Nov 21, 2021, 10:45 PM

[rapid wraith]

Pls bal Ankushhhh#6192

[glossy flume]

Ankushhhh's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 304,472

what a noob · Nov 21, 2021, 10:46 PM

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

Shop Items

LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 11m)
:huntingrifle: Hunting Rifle ─ ⏣ 11,249 (56% OFF!)
This hunting rifle allows you to use the hunt command, which can give you lots of different types of items!

:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object (4) — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!

:phone: Cell Phone (10) — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family

:padlock: Padlock (20) — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you

:laptop: Laptop (3) — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue

:sand: Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you

pls shop <item> to see more info ─ Page 1 of 6

TIFU Giving My Dog A Bath During My Shower Time

I have two standard poodles (M 7-months F 1-year). My female LOVES water and has been showing an increasing amount of interest of my shower time… Male poodle, not so much. Thing is, I work long hours and I try to give them as much time to roam the common areas of the house when I’m home, so while I’m in the shower they get to run mad through the house. That, and I don’t want to hear them crying to get out of their cages. I’m just trying to be a good single parent without losing my sanity.

However, she started wanting to watch me while I shower this past week. I made no mind of it, thinking she was just being clingy since I’ve been gone all day. Thinking back, I’d mistakingly been rewarding her watching me by giving her a nice pat on the head and a smile.

Well… the next day she went as far as to put her front paws in the shower (I didn’t notice immediately bc the shower is rather long), and I let her be bc like I said, the shower is long and I don’t know I was tired and thought it was cute.

Next day, it goes as far as her sitting in the back of the shower. I think to myself, eh, might as well give her a bath since she’s in here. Thinking she’d jump out of the shower at the sight of the dog soap (yes I keep my dogs’ shampoo in the shower caddy), so I go for it… WRONG WAS I!! This darn dog enjoyed every minute of it. Giving me each paw to clean, eyes closed enjoying the pampering, tongue out really soaking it in. I was in complete disbelief, as my male poodle is no where to be found bc he’s not fond of baths or water at all.

This series of fuck ups has now led me to the ultimate spoiled poodle that bum rushes me into the shower to claim her spot before I can even get the water on. I’ve even caught her sleeping in the shower!! She’s obsessed - I’ve created a monster!! Oh! And dare I try to close the bathroom door while I shower… WWIII

TL;DR: Gave my dog a bath while I was already in the shower and now she won’t stop getting in the shower with me.

👍 549 | 💬 42

[rapid wraith]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

pls bal Adriannn#8808

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

Adriannn's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,148,121

what a noob · Nov 22, 2021, 12:36 AM

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[unique citrus]

Pls buy fake

[glossy flume]

Successful Fake ID purchase

@unique citrus bought 1 Fake ID :fakeid: and paid ⏣ 10,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[unique citrus]

Pls use fake

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs for your new ID!

[unique citrus]

Pls buy fake

[glossy flume]

Successful Fake ID purchase

@unique citrus bought 1 Fake ID :fakeid: and paid ⏣ 10,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[unique citrus]

Pls use fake

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs for your new ID!

[tiny meteor]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You don't own this item??

[tiny meteor]

pls buy bbe

[glossy flume]

Successful Robbers Wishlist purchase

@tiny meteor bought 1 Robbers Wishlist :wishlist: and paid ⏣ 50,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[tiny meteor]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[stuck grotto]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[stuck grotto]

Pls bal Ankushhhh#6192

[glossy flume]

Ankushhhh's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 304,472

what a noob · Nov 22, 2021, 2:48 AM

Kaido's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 5,172
Bank: ⏣ 422,149 / 38,868,458 (1.1%)

😏 · Nov 22, 2021, 2:48 AM

[stuck grotto]

Pls bal SANVI KA BOYFREIND❣#5953

[glossy flume]

SANVI KA BOYFREIND❣'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Nov 22, 2021, 2:49 AM

[stuck grotto]

Pls bal AGOD • OWNER#8556

[glossy flume]

AGOD • OWNER's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 986,603

what a noob · Nov 22, 2021, 2:49 AM

[glad stone]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[glad stone]

pls with 1e5

[glossy flume]

@glad stone ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 887,238.

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

[glad stone]

pls rob Ankushhhh#6192

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[glad stone]

pls rob SANVI KA BOYFREIND❣#5953

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[glad stone]

pls rob AGOD • OWNER#8556

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[glad stone]

pls rob TushR#7609

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[wheat trail]

pls use wish

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[fast raptor]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[wheat trail]

pls use wish

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

pls use ber

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[rapid wraith]

Pls bal Ankushhhh#6192

[glossy flume]

:NewMail: You have a new message! Type pls message to read it!

Ankushhhh's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 304,472

what a noob · Nov 22, 2021, 4:31 AM

[tawdry oyster]

pls bal @lyric knoll

[glossy flume]

ballS's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,178,016

what a noob · Nov 22, 2021, 4:56 AM

[tawdry oyster]

pls bal @rapid wraith

[glossy flume]

Tip: Patrons don't pay tax while sharing, among other perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium

` ƬƤƦ 𒉽 | KRISHNA's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 5,012,985

what a noob · Nov 22, 2021, 4:56 AM

[analog stratus]

Pls use wish

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lyric knoll]

Pls use wish

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[lyric knoll]

Pls bal OJAS#0694

[glossy flume]

Tip: If you want to purchase your own pet, use the command 'pls pet <pet name>' not 'pls buy pet (this is the command that buys a pepe trophy)'

OJAS's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 200,000

what a noob · Nov 22, 2021, 5:54 AM

[lyric knoll]

Pls bal @paper cave

[glossy flume]

SANVI KA BOYFREIND❣'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Nov 22, 2021, 5:54 AM

[lyric knoll]

Pls bal @mint summit

[glossy flume]

TaZeOP's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 136,695

what a noob · Nov 22, 2021, 5:55 AM

[lyric knoll]

Pls bal @silk sonnet

[glossy flume]

AGOD • OWNER's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 986,603

what a noob · Nov 22, 2021, 5:55 AM

[mint summit]

Kya chahiye re? Paisa?

[somber gorge]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

SANVI KA BOYFREIND❣'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a noob · Nov 22, 2021, 7:38 AM

Tip: Did you know we hold a monthly dev QnA? Join us with your suggestion at discord.gg/memers

TFL • SHIVAM's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 986,603

what a noob · Nov 22, 2021, 7:38 AM

TushR's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 793,830

what a noob · Nov 22, 2021, 7:39 AM

B4R • ÐeꪜiŁ ᴿʷ's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 10,605

what a noob · Nov 22, 2021, 7:39 AM

[coral cape]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[coral cape]

Pls bal 乇爪卩乇尺ㄖ尺#1122

[glossy flume]

Tip: Use fake id to cover yourself from the robber's wishlist item!

-͟͟͞𝚅.𝐍.H RAJU's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 104,239
Bank: ⏣ 7,024,218 / 29,757,274 (23.6%)

😏 · Nov 22, 2021, 7:47 AM

[coral cape]

Pls bal 乇爪卩乇尺ㄖ尺#1122

[glossy flume]

-͟͟͞𝚅.𝐍.H RAJU's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 104,239
Bank: ⏣ 7,024,218 / 29,757,274 (23.6%)

😏 · Nov 22, 2021, 7:48 AM

[coral cape]

Pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 104,239 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 7,128,457.

[somber gorge]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[brave hedge]

Pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[brave hedge]

Pls with 160000

[glossy flume]

@brave hedge ⏣ 160,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 912,257.

Tip: Be sure to check your notifications every so often for updates on your job, level status, and other important stuff

[brave hedge]

Pls rob FakeBeast#1257

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 5000, not worth it man

[somber gorge]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[brave hedge]

Pls rich

[glossy flume]

Richest users in **Villager Esports**

🔹 3,988,857 - Biman#0540
🔹 3,415,876 - Sw∆p🤓#6118
🔹 2,812,760 - IroniQ#4404
🔹 2,616,982 - 𓆩AxE •Avi ༒ᴿᵉᵗᶦʳᵉᵈ(LeftDC)#3991
🔹 2,575,250 - HAZARD HARDY#2894
🔹 2,371,373 - Haise#7004
🔹 2,093,799 - HEART BROkEn#6674
🔹 2,036,410 - MEAAW#8018
🔹 1,739,768 - Daniel007#0938
🔹 1,673,916 - HARSH#1042

This is WALLETs, not net worth ─ Page 3 of 10

[brave hedge]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

Kinzo's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 5,001,016 / 61,644,981 (8.1%)

😏 · Nov 22, 2021, 8:49 AM

[brave hedge]

Pls with 100000

[glossy flume]

@brave hedge ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,901,016.

[brave hedge]

Pls rob HARSH#1042

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[brave hedge]

Pls profile HARSH#1042

[glossy flume]

HARSH's cooldowns

monthly: 15d, 23h and 18m

[brave hedge]

Pls rob Daniel007#0938

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[brave hedge]

Pls rob @lucid spruce

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

[brave hedge]

Pls rob HEART BROkEn#6674

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[brave hedge]

Pls rob Haise#7004

[glossy flume]

Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

:xmark: This event has expired.

:White: I AM VERY BORED, SO HERE IS AN EVENT MY BORED GAMERS

guess guess guess

Nov 22, 2021, 8:51 AM

What is the cost of this item?

Kinzo answered first!

[glossy flume]

Results for 'I am very bored, so here is an event my bored gamers' event

Kinzo got ⏣ 2,607

[somber gorge]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!

[olive crag]

Pls work

[glossy flume]

@olive crag You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs

[olive crag]

Pls daily

[glossy flume]

You've already claimed your daily today

Your next daily is ready in:
13 hours, 45 minutes and 10 seconds

Daily Resets at 00:00 UTC