#dank-memer
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Pls use bbe
no rich + non passive people here
@woven cosmos
You pull out a bit of old, dirty sand from your pocket and blow it right into Floopy's face.
Floopy has been blinded and they can't steal from anybody for another 30 minutes.
hmmmmm

Pls use sand
:sand: Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
Do you still want to use this item?
Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
pls shop sand
Throw a box of sand in someone's eyes to prevent them from robbing anyone for 30 minutes.
BUY - ⏣ 5,000
SELL - ⏣ 500
TRADE - 600 - 1.5k
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
@wise heath
The wind wasn't blowing in your favor and you ended up getting sand in your OWN eyes, good going.
You can't steal from anybody for another 30 minutes.
pls rich
🔹 6,538,016 - xtz iNDRAjiT#4996
🔹 6,096,993 - ReBeLoP#5704
🔹 5,626,629 - SENSEI#4377
🔹 5,202,171 - Klaus#8181
🔹 5,126,078 - Ńáťè Řívêř#4057
🔹 5,032,342 - CastoR#0508
🔹 4,752,643 - AvengexSpirit#2006
🔹 4,606,437 - =͟͟͞𝐒𝐗〢𝒮𝒶𝒽𝒶𝓇𝓈𝒽#9121
🔹 4,502,759 - KILLER◥▶_◀◤#0007
🔹 4,224,735 - SP4DES WNL#4444
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Pls use sand
:sand: Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
Do you still want to use this item?
Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
@wise heath
The wind wasn't blowing in your favor and you ended up getting sand in your OWN eyes, good going.
You can't steal from anybody for another 30 minutes.
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:sand: Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
Do you still want to use this item?
Jesus
Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
Pls use sand
:sand: Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
Do you still want to use this item?
This user has already had sand thrown in their face today! Give them a break goodness
Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
@wise heath
hmm, that doesn't seem to be a valid user. What are you, some kind of dummy?
pls rob =͟͟͞𝐒𝐗〢𝒮𝒶𝒽𝒶𝓇𝓈𝒽#9121
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Bruh
Damn
Pls use bbe
no rich + non passive people here
ah
Pls rob
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls rob 725392461110837330
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
pain every weird passie
Pls rob @Real Nhi Hai 😤😤😤😤#6308
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls rob @proven copper
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
Pls with 500
@woven cosmos ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,748,432.
Pls dep max
⏣ 970 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 169,428.
Pls rob @proven copper
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
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Badges: :2020Badge:
:prestige2: Prestige II
Reposter
5
:Bar1Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
522/600
:Bar1Mid::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 6,545,664
Net: ⏣ 243,902,669
Coin Multi: 75%
Gamble Multi: 15%
69 items (10,973 total) worth ⏣ 237,355,005
7 daily streak
13,063,816 bank note space
48,711 commands issued
:alcohol: Alcohol - 2h left
:padlock: Padlock - 1y left
...and 1 more
@cold shell
Level 2 Catgirl
15% steal shields, meaning you lose 15% less coins when stolen from
Pls with 2000
@woven cosmos ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,746,432.
Pls with 1000
@proven copper ⏣ 1,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 168,428.
They're trying to break into Real Nhi Hai 😤😤😤😤's bank!
Join them by clicking JOIN HEIST!
Join pls
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Badges: :2020Badge:
:prestige2: Prestige II
Reposter
5
:Bar1Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
522/600
:Bar1Mid::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 6,545,664
Net: ⏣ 243,902,669
Coin Multi: 75%
Gamble Multi: 15%
69 items (10,973 total) worth ⏣ 237,355,005
7 daily streak
13,063,816 bank note space
48,712 commands issued
:alcohol: Alcohol - 2h left
:padlock: Padlock - 1y left
...and 1 more
@cold shell
Level 2 Catgirl
15% steal shields, meaning you lose 15% less coins when stolen from
Pls use cell
@proven copper memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
r ■ Report someone for breaking rules
f ■ Send bot feedback
e ■ Exit
P
@woven cosmos Real Nhi Hai 😤😤😤😤 rang the police on you and your gang, and you were arrested at the scene!
Floopy paid Real Nhi Hai 😤😤😤😤 ⏣ 5000 for an unsuccessful robbery.
On the phone with the Police
REAL NHI HAI 😤😤😤😤 hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER We'll be right there sir, or ma'am.
Call disconnected.
Aww man
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Total Memer
23
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full:
2,375/2,400
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Mid::Bar3Empty:
Wallet: ⏣ 6,000
Bank: ⏣ 168,428
Net: ⏣ 1,977,028
24 items (131 total) worth ⏣ 1,802,600
12 daily streak
126,293 bank note space
5,149 commands issued
Works as a House Wife
:alcohol: Alcohol - 7h left
:horseshoe: Lucky Horseshoe - 11m left
Mera Bhai
Level 3 Duck
Wha
tf is that level and that net bruh
Pls rob
got a big donation this guy
Pls dep 5000
⏣ 5,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 173,428.
Buy plus when? @tender void
Pls bal
Tip: Sell high worth items that you don't want to use, to other players. Dank memer will give you very little for those banknotes, but the trading community will pay more than 100k each.
Wallet: ⏣ 1,000
Bank: ⏣ 173,428 / 375,668 (46.2%)
Pls bal
woah this heist failed
Are you mad @woven cosmos
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 1,746,432 / 2,406,094 (72.6%)
Pls rob @proven copper
You got sand thrown in your eyes by another user! You're blinded and you can't see your victim at all! You'll need to wait another 26 minutes and 18 seconds
What is this
Pls use pino
That item doesn't even exist what are ye doing
Lol
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Pls use pink
@woven cosmos Who do you want to give your 'little pink surprise' to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
@proven copper
@woven cosmos You have 78 pinks to send. How many would you like to send?
Pls item plus
78
This
Pls use bbe
no rich + non passive people here
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Pls inv
:phone: Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object ─ 88
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
:purplephallicobject: Purple Phallic Object ─ 4
ID purplephallicobject ─ Collectable
:Bunny: Rabbit ─ 2
ID rabbit ─ Sellable
:rarefish: Rare Fish ─ 2
ID rarefish ─ Sellable
Pls dog
Tip: Did ye know we hold a monthly dev QnA? Join us with yer suggestion at discord.gg/memers
For banks or money
Pls bird
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Pls help
8ball
:Reply:Ask the magic (and kinda rude) 8ball about your future!
clap
:Reply:Make the bot say whatever you want with sass!
dankrate
:Reply:See how dank you are, 100% official dank score
deletethis
:Reply:"deletethis" memes
doot
:Reply:Make the bot say whatever you want with doot doots!
emojify
:Reply:Make the bot say whatever you want with emojis!
epicgamerrate
:Reply:See how much of an epic gamer you are
foodporn
:Reply:See some food that makes your mouth water
Then?
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Pls foodprom
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Pls bal Ninja#7210
Tip: Pew pew! Don't forget to work daily or else you might get fired!
Wallet: ⏣ 1,000
Bank: ⏣ 173,428 / 375,668 (46.2%)
Pls foodpron
Pls roast @woven cosmos
If you were a potato you'd be a stupid potato.
Pls doot
What do ye want me to say?
Pls meme
What do ye want me to say?
Hey
Pls spank @woven cosmos
Pls doot hey
h \💀\🎺 e \💀\🎺 y
Pls slap @woven cosmos
Pls kill @woven cosmos
Real Nhi Hai 😤😤😤😤 fires a supersonic frozen turkey at Floopy, killing them instantly.
You dumb bich
Pls bal @woven cosmos
Tip: Short on coins? You can sell some of the items in your inventory by using pls sell
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 1,746,432
ye dumb bitch
- Floopy#1726

Pls help
say
:Reply:Make the bot say whatever you want!
showerthoughts
:Reply:Things to think about in the shower
simprate
:Reply:See how simp you are, 100% official score
spoiler
:Reply:Make the bot say whatever you want in annoying spoiler form!
stankrate
:Reply:See how stanky you are
uselessweb
:Reply:See a random site from https://theuselessweb.com/
vaporwave
:Reply:Make the bot say whatever you want with a bit of vapor
Pls foodporn
Pls penis
Real Nhi Hai 😤😤😤😤's penis
8=====D
Real Nhi Hai 😤😤😤😤's penis
8===D
Pls penis
Real Nhi Hai 😤😤😤😤's penis
8============D
Pls showerthoughts
Pls penis @woven cosmos
Floopy's penis
8=========D
Pls foodporn
Pls foodporn
Pls foodporn
Pls foodporn
Pls foodporn
Pls use bbe
no rich + non passive people here
pls use bbe
no rich + non passive people here
Pls use bbe
no rich + non passive people here
Pls weekly
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You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls with 5e2
@rapid wraith ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,092,832.
pls rob Aradhyaᴷᴰᵒᵀ ! ⧋#7674
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls rob @pine summit
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
pls use bbe
no rich + non passive people here
Pls use wis
no rich + non passive people here
Pls notifs
:ReplyCont:You can use pls notifications search [keyword] to filter by keywords
:Reply:You can use pls notifications view [index] to view a specific notification
Results: (Sorted by most recent)
[001] - Your bank was heisted!
:Reply:14 people teamed up and raided your bank, led by Ceres#9663 (<@4882789799003...
[002] - Your bank is being heisted!
:Reply:In Villager Esports (#dank-memer), your bank is being robbed! The bankrob is bei...
[003] - You were almost stolen from!
:Reply:SarthakR9#5089 (@viscid wagon) tried to steal from you in **Ujjwal G...
[004] - You have been given coins!
:Reply:DRACULUS#0387 has given you ⏣ 1!
[005] - Item expiration!
:Reply:uhoh your daily expired!
Pls bal @scarlet lava
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls use bbe
no rich + non passive people here
:xmark: This event has expired.
undefined THE SERVER IS BEING RAIDED BY SCRUBS!
Type the phrase below to ban the scrubs and earn some coins!
Type ban
Ban
! Devansh🍻 3064 answered first!
! Devansh🍻 3064 collected ⏣ 3,374
pls use land mine
You're in passive mode, you can't use a landmine
pls passive false
pls passive settings false
pls passive help
pls passive
pls passive
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,419,614 / 11,678,237 (29.3%)
hey @hot jetty how do i turn off passive settings
Pls use wish
no rich + non passive people here
Wallet: ⏣ 3,064,333
Bank: ⏣ 385,444 / 387,649 (99.4%)
Pls settings passive disable
Passive is already disabled silly goose.
pls settings passive disable
You have to wait 12 hours before turning passive mode back on.
Passive successfully changed to :xmark: Disabled
You are no longer a passive user
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 37,823
Bank: ⏣ 65,581 / 8,046,896 (0.8%)
pls use land mine
You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 24 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.
pls dep max
⏣ 37,823 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 103,404.
pls profile
Total Memer
22
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full:
2,205/2,300
:Bar1Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
Wallet: ⏣ 3,064,333
Bank: ⏣ 385,444
Net: ⏣ 13,362,942
Coin Multi: 105%
Gamble Multi: 21%
44 items (450 total) worth ⏣ 9,913,165
6 daily streak
2 cheese eaten (21.95% xp multi)
156,124 bank note space
2,413 commands issued
Works as a House Wife
:DailyBoxClosed: Daily Box - 0s left
:landmine: Landmine - 23h left
Slytherin
Level 2 Snake
pls daily
⏣ 25,000 was placed in yer wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or ye can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
11 hours, 55 minutes and 43 seconds
pls work
Work for Santa Claus - Hangman - Find the missing word in the following sentence:
I treat my elves very f _ _ _ _ _
friendly
@halcyon warren That is not the word! You have 3 attempt(s) left.
Find the missing word in the following sentence:
I treat my elves very f _ _ _ _ _
pls use life saver
You can't use this item :thinking:
fimely
@halcyon warren That is not the word! You have 2 attempt(s) left, and I'll reveal another letter.
Find the missing word in the following sentence:
I treat my elves very fa _ _ _ _
pls use lifesaver
You can't use this item :thinking:
TERRIBLE work!
You didn't get the answer right in the given time! The word was fairly
You were given ⏣ 9,667 for a sub-par hour of work.
fairly
pls inv
:orangephallicobject: Orange Phallic Object ─ 4
ID orangephallicobject ─ Collectable
:padlock: Padlock ─ 4
ID padlock ─ Tool
:pepecoin: Pepe Coin ─ 1
ID pepecoin ─ Collectable
:phone: Cell Phone ─ 2
ID phone ─ Tool
:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object ─ 26
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
pls inv
:chillpill: Chill Pill ─ 9
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
:present: Friend's Gift ─ 6
ID gift ─ Collectable
:feelsweirdman: Rare Pepe ─ 135
ID pepe ─ Collectable
:pepecoin: Pepe Coin ─ 36
ID pepecoin ─ Collectable
:pepemedal: Pepe Medal ─ 7
ID pepemedal ─ Collectable
pls inv
:pepetrophy: Pepe Trophy ─ 1
ID pepetrophy ─ Collectable
:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object ─ 110,091
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
:reversal: Reversal Card ─ 4
ID reversal ─ Collectable
:santashat: Santa's Hat ─ 1
ID santashat ─ Collectable
pls use padlock
Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use.
pls bal @flint barn
Wallet: ⏣ 699
Bank: ⏣ 244,093
pls bal @hot jetty
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,419,614
pls bal @halcyon warren
Tip: Be sure to check your notifications every so often for updates on your job, level status, and other important stuff
Wallet: ⏣ 34,667
Bank: ⏣ 103,404
pls rob @halcyon warren
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 1,473.
pls rich list
:pepeGAAAA: (#35) - 3,065,806 - Xyncyc#3372
🥇 198,365,924 - ! Capt.AD#9455
🥈 105,122,948 - KeenLargeWorld#3262
🥉 65,046,305 - LAZYYY#4211
🔹 45,704,930 - je_zz_win#9999
🔹 45,401,949 - :prestige1: 𝙑𝙀 ∫ INSANE#8654
🔹 31,653,345 - YT • GLAZY BOi#1793
🔹 30,185,780 - BAKA ;)#7068
🔹 23,245,233 - Ali Nadeem#1333
🔹 20,219,950 - ! Vomkámú#4223
🔹 13,539,592 - Krishabh#8747
Pls use wish
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob @prisma shell
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls rob @cyan rune
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
:xmark: This event has expired.
undefined SOMEONE JUST POSTED A TERRIBLE MEME ON REDDIT!
To do your part, downvote the meme!
Type secret upvote
secret upvote
Xyncyc answered first!
secret upvote
Xyncyc snagged ⏣ 2,340 and 1 :coinbomb: Coin Bomb
pls rob @stiff lark
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls rob @rapid wraith
Yikes! Xyncyc has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
Pls daily
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
11 hours, 51 minutes and 34 seconds
You try to steal from Xyncyc only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.
Work for Fast Food Cook - Reverse - Type the following word backwards.
burn
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Nrun
TERRIBLE work!
You didn't spell the word backwards correctly! It should have been nrub
You were given ⏣ 3,704 for a sub-par hour of work.
noob
My mistake lol 😂
pls rob @prisma shell
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls hl
You won ⏣ 1,552!
Your hint was 25. The hidden number was 73.
Yikes! Xyncyc has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
You try to steal from Xyncyc only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.
You try to steal from Xyncyc only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.
pls rob @quaint ether
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 25.
pls rob @hot jetty
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 17 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls steal @hot jetty
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 3,068,171
Bank: ⏣ 385,444 / 388,069 (99.3%)
pls dep ma
Your argument should be either a number and no more than what you have in your wallet (⏣ 3,068,171), or max
Yikes! Xyncyc has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
pls dep max
Xyncyc placed a landmine in their wallet. It exploded when you opened it, blowing up in your face and killing you instantly.
You died.
⏣ 2,625 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 388,069.
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk :Skunk:!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk :junk:!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 31 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls use wish
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
You stole a fairly decent chunk! 💰
Your payout was ⏣ 1,532,773. :horseshoe:
pls rob @nova patio
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
⏣ 1,536,890 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,780,483.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,532,773
Bank: ⏣ 388,069 / 388,594 (99.9%)
Pls profile @little robin
Kek Lord
139
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full:
13,980/14,000
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2High::Bar3Empty:
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,780,483
Net: ⏣ 60,174,883
Coin Multi: 154%
Gamble Multi: 31%
54 items (1,917 total) worth ⏣ 58,394,400
7 daily streak
30 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
6,028,360 bank note space
20,887 commands issued
Works as a Discord Mod
:padlock: Padlock - 10mo left
:alcohol: Alcohol - 9h left
...and 5 more
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,780,483 / 7,496,217 (23.8%)
:xmark: This event has expired.
undefined THEY'VE GOT AIRPODS!
They can't hear us! We need to let them know they look like a jerk wearing those!
Attack the boss by typing jerk into chat!
:rage:
2 hits — 44/50 HP
Jerk
ØLxVOLT answered first!
Jerk
ØLxVOLT secured ⏣ 3,040
Pls use wish
no rich + non passive people here
Wallet: ⏣ 3,040
Bank: ⏣ 1,780,483 / 7,496,217 (23.8%)
Pls use wish
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls rob GOLU#2299
Yikes! GOLU has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
You try to steal from GOLU only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.
Pls rob Xyncyc#3372
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
Pls bal Xyncyc#3372
Wallet: ⏣ 1,490
Bank: ⏣ 1,142 / 381,443 (0.3%)
Pls bal Xyncyc#3372
Wallet: ⏣ 1,490
Bank: ⏣ 1,142 / 381,443 (0.3%)
Pls use bbe
no rich + non passive people here
Pls bal @proven copper
Tip: By enabling passive mode 'pls settings passive true' you wont get robbed, but you wont be able to share coins or gift items with anyone
Wallet: ⏣ 1,490
Bank: ⏣ 1,142
Kya hai noob @tawdry valley
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls rob botxdxdxd#3305
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid botxdxdxd ⏣ 500.
Pls rob botxdxdxd#3305
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 71,698.
Pls dep 71000
⏣ 71,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 650,972.
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls rob botxdxdxd#3305
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
Pls use bbe
no rich + non passive people here
Pls use list
no rich + non passive people here
Pls use bbe
no rich + non passive people here
:xmark: This event has expired.
undefined THE YOUTUBE ADPOCALYPSE IS HERE AGAIN!
Ad companies are taking over YouTube, and it's our job to stop them!
Type ew ads
Ew ads
Real Nhi Hai 😤😤😤😤 answered first!
Pls use bbe
no rich + non passive people here
Real Nhi Hai 😤😤😤😤 gathered ⏣ 3,313 and 1 :fidgetspinner: Fidget Spinner
Pls dep 3000
⏣ 3,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 8,142.
Pls use wis
no rich + non passive people here
Pls bal botxdxdxd#3305
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls rob @proven copper
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls rob @tawdry valley
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid SHINCHAN ⏣ 2,850.
Pls use bbe
You don't own this item??
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls rob @rapid wraith `
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
Mf

@rapid wraith ⏣ 200,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 731,144.
Pls scratch max
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 300,000
You won ⏣ 100,000 in total
You now have ⏣ 300,000
Pls dep all
⏣ 300,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,031,144.
Pls scratch max
This command is a gambling command. Make a bet and buy a scratch ticket of that value. Scratch off some spaces and hope you get lucky enough to multiply your bet to something worth more than your initial purchase! You can use pls scratch table to see what the symbols mean!
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 35,910
You won ⏣ 10,260 in total
You now have ⏣ 35,910
Pls dep max
⏣ 840 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 112,475.
Pls rob ƬG丶GlaceonYT b⃢ot.#2594
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls bal @sacred quiver
Wallet: ⏣ 35,070
Bank: ⏣ 112,475
Pls rob @sacred quiver
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 35,070.
Pls dep 35000
⏣ 35,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 151,000.
:xmark: This event has expired.
undefined SKYPE IS TRYING TO BEAT DISCORD AGAIN!
We need to take it down, one sarcastic comment at a time!
Attack the boss by typing lol imagine using skype in 2021 into chat!
BOSS
:rage:
Pls rob @proven copper
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
Lo image using Skype in 2021
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
Waah
pls bal botxdxdxd#3305
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls notifs
:ReplyCont:You can use pls notifications search [keyword] to filter by keywords
:Reply:You can use pls notifications view [index] to view a specific notification
Results: (Sorted by most recent)
[001] - Your bank was heisted!
:Reply:14 people teamed up and raided your bank, led by Ceres#9663 (<@4882789799003...
[002] - Your bank is being heisted!
:Reply:In Villager Esports (#dank-memer), your bank is being robbed! The bankrob is bei...
[003] - You were almost stolen from!
:Reply:SarthakR9#5089 (@viscid wagon) tried to steal from you in **Ujjwal G...
[004] - You have been given coins!
:Reply:DRACULUS#0387 has given you ⏣ 1!
[005] - Item expiration!
:Reply:uhoh your daily expired!
pls bal Ceres#9663
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 9,864 / 2,592,459 (0.4%)
pls work
Work for Robber - Retype - Retype the following phrase below.
Type Should I rob a person or a bank today
Should I rob a person or a bank tofay
TERRIBLE work!
How can you even get this wrong KEKW
You were given ⏣ 6,667 for a sub-par hour of work.
pls dep max
⏣ 6,667 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 16,531.
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use alc
:alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item?
You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
pls rob ||. King Gilgamesh||#9999
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rich
🥇 198,365,924 - ! Capt.AD#9455
🥈 105,122,948 - KeenLargeWorld#3262
🥉 65,046,305 - LAZYYY#4211
🔹 45,704,930 - je_zz_win#9999
🔹 45,401,949 - :prestige1: 𝙑𝙀 ∫ INSANE#8654
🔹 31,653,345 - YT • GLAZY BOi#1793
🔹 30,185,780 - BAKA ;)#7068
🔹 23,245,233 - Ali Nadeem#1333
🔹 20,219,950 - ! Vomkámú#4223
🔹 13,539,592 - Krishabh#8747
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
pls bal 756086147708485632
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob ` ƬƤƦ 𒉽 | CuteBoy ØP 𓆩🤍𓆪#1076
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Yikes! ` ƬƤƦ 𒉽 | CuteBoy ØP 𓆩🤍𓆪 has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
` ƬƤƦ 𒉽 | CuteBoy ØP 𓆩🤍𓆪 placed a landmine in their wallet. It exploded when you opened it, blowing up in your face and killing you instantly.
You died.
pls bal 833717317702516746
Wallet: ⏣ 3,362
Bank: ⏣ 1,218,644
You can scratch 0 more fields
You scratched: ⏣ 1,513
You lost ⏣ 1,849 in total
You now have ⏣ 1,513
Pls dep all
⏣ 1,513 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,220,157.
okkkk
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls rob - . King Gilgamesh#9999
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls use hoe
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slighty better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
Pls rob ||. King Gilgamesh||#9999
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls rob 756086147708485632
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
pls bal 756086147708485632
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal 667430464713392211
Wallet: ⏣ 2,780
Bank: ⏣ 2,515,787
pls bal 667430464713392211
Wallet: ⏣ 2,780
Bank: ⏣ 2,515,787
pls level 667430464713392211
monthly: 12d, 4h and 54m
work: 59m and 16s
pls use bbe
no rich + non passive people here
Pls use wis
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls rob Doodle#2787
Yikes! Doodle has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
BOLT CUTTERS ACTIVATED, YEET! Padlock ignored. (But not broken)
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 1,413,237. :horseshoe:
pls dep all
⏣ 1,414,237 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 6,671,039.
lol doodle
no rich + non passive people here
rip
pls use bbe
no rich + non passive people here
pls rich
🥇 198,365,924 - ! Capt.AD#9455
🥈 105,122,948 - KeenLargeWorld#3262
🥉 65,046,305 - LAZYYY#4211
🔹 45,704,930 - je_zz_win#9999
🔹 45,401,949 - :prestige1: 𝙑𝙀 ∫ INSANE#8654
🔹 31,653,345 - YT • GLAZY BOi#1793
🔹 30,185,780 - BAKA ;)#7068
🔹 23,245,233 - Ali Nadeem#1333
🔹 20,219,950 - ! Vomkámú#4223
🔹 13,539,592 - Krishabh#8747
pls give 1e7 ! Capt.AD#9455
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 LAZYYY#4211
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 je_zz_win#9999
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 𝙑𝙀 ∫ INSANE#8654
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 YT • GLAZY BOi#1793
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 BAKA ;)#7068
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 Ali Nadeem#1333
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 ! Vomkámú#4223 @VomkKrishabh#8747
@novel locust who r u giving coins to, dumb
pls give 1e7
@novel locust who r u giving coins to, dumb
pls give 1e7 Krishabh#8747
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls rich
🔹 12,993,465 - links#9456
🔹 12,544,113 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 12,337,548 - STARZ#6621
🔹 9,271,629 - Rezonite#4810
🔹 8,616,384 - BOSS OF ALL#6717
🔹 7,487,533 - BFRxFUSION#9155
🔹 7,126,345 - 𝔸𝕍ℕ𝔾××𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕞𝕒G͓̽#3065
🔹 7,085,041 - :prestige1: 𝘽𝙍𝙔𝙐#0505
🔹 6,540,246 - _𝙰𝙹#7389
🔹 6,538,016 - xtz iNDRAjiT#4996
pls give 1e7 links#9456
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 DaRkVeNoM#1558
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 STARZ#6621
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
Tip: You can purchase lootboxes to support development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
Help us stay mostly free to play!
pls give 1e7 Rezonite#4810
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 BOSS OF ALL#6717
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 BFRxFUSION#9155
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 𝔸𝕍ℕ𝔾××𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕞𝕒G͓̽#3065
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 𝘽𝙍𝙔𝙐#0505
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 _𝙰𝙹#7389
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
Tip: If you consistently do well at your job, your boss will give you a promotion, increasing your coins per hour!
pls give 1e7 xtz iNDRAjiT#4996
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
:xmark: This event has expired.
undefined KAREN IS STARTING A FIGHT!
This poor retail worker deserves better, lets jump in!
Attack the boss by typing frick off karen into chat!
BOSS
:rage:
pls rich
🔹 6,096,993 - ReBeLoP#5704
🔹 5,626,629 - SENSEI#4377
🔹 5,202,171 - Klaus#8181
🔹 5,157,078 - Ńáťè Řívêř#4057
🔹 5,032,342 - CastoR#0508
🔹 4,752,643 - AvengexSpirit#6422
🔹 4,606,437 - =͟͟͞𝐒𝐗〢𝒮𝒶𝒽𝒶𝓇𝓈𝒽#9121
🔹 4,502,759 - KILLER◥▶_◀◤#0007
🔹 4,224,735 - SP4DES WNL#4444
🔹 3,957,066 - Zeph#7132
pls give 1e7 ReBeLoP#5704
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 SENSEI#4377
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
Tip: If you want to purchase your own pet, use the command 'pls pet <pet name>' not 'pls buy pet (this is the command that buys a pepe trophy)'
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
pls give 1e7 Klaus#8181
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 Ńáťè Řívêř#4057
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 CastoR#0508
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 AvengexSpirit#6422
uh oh, their passive mode just expired...
@novel locust You only have ⏣ 500, you can't share that many
pls rob AvengexSpirit#6422
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 950,529. :horseshoe:
pls use luc
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
pls dep 950529
⏣ 950,529 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 22,409,485.
pls give 1e7 CastoR#0508
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 =͟͟͞𝐒𝐗〢𝒮𝒶𝒽𝒶𝓇𝓈𝒽#9121
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 KILLER◥▶️_◀️◤#0007
@novel locust who r u giving coins to, dumb
pls give 1e7 SP4DES WNL#4444
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 Zeph#7132
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls rob AvengexSpirit#6422
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid AvengexSpirit ⏣ 500.
pls profile AvengexSpirit#6422
Reposter
5
:Bar1Mid::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
574/600
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Mid::Bar3Empty:
Wallet: ⏣ 3,802,614
Bank: ⏣ 59,115
Net: ⏣ 6,218,989
22 items (50 total) worth ⏣ 2,357,260
25 daily streak
1,201 commands issued
Works as a Manager
JODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Level 2 Dog
pls rob AvengexSpirit#6422
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
pls with 5e2
@novel locust ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 22,408,985.
pls use luc
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slighty better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
pls rob AvengexSpirit#6422
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 3,802,614. :horseshoe:
pls dep max
⏣ 3,803,114 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 26,212,099.
pls with 5e2
@novel locust ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 26,211,599.
pls rich
🔹 3,440,857 - RolexOp#4185
🔹 3,077,237 - _Anonymous#1010
🔹 3,068,633 - :prestige1: Izzie#1764
🔹 3,039,806 - :prestige1: ` ƬƤƦ 𒉽 Shrey#6039
🔹 2,906,829 - Falcon#3662
🔹 2,889,943 - Galaxite#0001
🔹 2,425,020 - Factorise#2299
🔹 2,423,181 - FAON#7693
🔹 2,393,963 - Drax#8991
🔹 2,294,781 - PIRO 丶ARSB | ♔#3739
pls give 1e7 🌪️Dusty | Z#4701
@novel locust who r u giving coins to, dumb
pls give 1e7 RolexOp#4185
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 _Anonymous#1010
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 Izzie#1764
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 ` ƬƤƦ 𒉽 Shrey#6039
@novel locust who r u giving coins to, dumb
pls give 1e7 Falcon#3662
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 Galaxite#0001
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 Factorise#2299
uh oh, their passive mode just expired...
@novel locust You only have ⏣ 500, you can't share that many
pls rob Factorise#2299
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid Factorise ⏣ 500.
pls profile Factorise#2299
Badges: :workBadge:
Total Memer
21
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full:
2,159/2,200
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Mid::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
Wallet: ⏣ 2,425,520
Bank: ⏣ 803,856
Net: ⏣ 5,632,806
28 items (337 total) worth ⏣ 2,403,430
594,171 bank note space
4,619 commands issued
Works as a Scientist
priyanka
Level 1 Rock
pls with 5e2
@novel locust ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 26,211,099.
pls rob Factorise#2299
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 5 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls rob Factorise#2299
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 121,276. :horseshoe:
pls dep 121276
You can only hold ⏣ 26,303,172 in your bank right now. To hold more, use currency commands and level up more.
pls dep max
⏣ 92,073 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 26,303,172.
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls rob Factorise#2299
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
pls rob Factorise#2299
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
pls profile Factorise#2299
Badges: :workBadge:
Total Memer
21
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full:
2,159/2,200
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Mid::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 803,856
Net: ⏣ 3,207,286
28 items (337 total) worth ⏣ 2,403,430
594,171 bank note space
4,619 commands issued
Works as a Scientist
priyanka
Level 1 Rock
RIP
Pls rob Payal#0593
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 16,433.
pls rich
🔹 3,440,857 - RolexOp#4185
🔹 3,077,237 - _Anonymous#1010
🔹 3,068,633 - :prestige1: Izzie#1764
🔹 3,039,806 - :prestige1: ` ƬƤƦ 𒉽 Shrey#6039
🔹 2,906,829 - Falcon#3662
🔹 2,889,943 - Galaxite#0001
🔹 2,423,181 - FAON#7693
🔹 2,393,963 - Drax#8991
🔹 2,294,781 - PIRO 丶ARSB | ♔#3739
🔹 2,292,868 - ╹PΣ╻Ronak#6607
pls give 1e7 FAON#7693
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 Drax#8991
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 PIRO 丶ARSB | ♔#3739
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls give 1e7 ╹PΣ╻Ronak#6607
@novel locust Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls rich
🔹 1,915,798 - deFineR#0834
🔹 1,879,518 - ! 𝐇𝐄𝐗 么𝐌𝐚𝐱𝐌𝐬乛ᵛˣ#7394
🔹 1,718,582 - RàY#0379
🔹 1,649,160 - !ΛVG〢THӨЯ™#0272
🔹 1,480,362 - CloseOff#5193
🔹 1,387,628 - Ashutosh#6116
🔹 1,358,867 - ʙʟᴀᴢᴇ#6969
🔹 1,355,390 - ClouT#4646
🔹 1,324,818 - R Ξ Π I S H Λ ᴹâᴿᵏŸ#0005
🔹 1,315,592 - [Keen]Raj Maurya#3786
pls give 1e7 deFineR#0834
@novel locust You only have ⏣ 500, you can't share that many
uh oh, their passive mode just expired...
pls rob deFineR#0834
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 1,915,798. :horseshoe:
pls dep max
⏣ 1,916,298 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 18,248,673.
pls with 5e2
@novel locust ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 18,248,173.
Pls bal @novel locust
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 18,248,173
Pls trade 1 1 kno 853225140930084875
You have 0 coins, you can't give them 1.
Pls with 1
@spiral quartz ⏣ 1 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,031,530.
Pls trade 1 1 kno 853225140930084875
@spiral quartz gives ⏣ 1
@novel locust gives 1 banknote
Continue trade?
Canceling this transaction on behalf of Elegant Guy
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
HI
Pls rob @hazy obsidian
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
@novel locust
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 18,248,173
pls level 853225140930084875
Steal stats from the last 3,145 attempts
1,882 / 1,263 / 60%
⏣ 729,424,612 / ⏣ 876,078
56 / ⏣ 36,736,676 / ⏣ 2,879,620
pls heist
how are we gonna rob nobody ya dumb dumb
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Rabbit :Bunny:!
Pls dig
pls bal
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 3,241,472 / 27,727,267 (11.7%)
Pls inv
:alcohol: Alcohol ─ 8
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
:Ant: Ant ─ 8
ID ant ─ Sellable
:apple: Apple ─ 4
ID apple ─ Power-up
:banhammer: Ban Hammer ─ 2
ID banhammer ─ Sellable
:banknote: Bank Note ─ 12
ID banknote ─ Power-up
pls level @novel locust
Kek Lord
297
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full:
29,716/29,800
:Bar1half::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 18,248,173
Net: ⏣ 579,035,483
72 items (316,719 total) worth ⏣ 560,786,810
30 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
23,183,622 bank note space
56,123 commands issued
:santashat: Santa's Hat - 3d left
:landmine: Landmine - 23h left
...and 3 more
@warm lake
Level 32 Catgirl
haha
¯_(ツ)_/¯
@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,201,578.
pls with 2e3
@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,803,506.
pls heist 853225140930084875
They're trying to break into Subh⧋m's bank!
Join them by clicking JOIN HEIST!
thx cailey for scouting this big heist
pls with 2000\
@fleet crown Your second argument should be a number and no more than what ye have in yer bank (⏣ 396,058)
Pls with 2000
@spiral quartz ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,029,530.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 3,803,506 / 4,465,495 (85.2%)
pls with 2000
@fleet crown ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 394,058.
pls with 2e3
bal
@magic basin ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,334,271.
pls bal
Tip: Certain non-currency related commands can give you coins, such as pls trivia!
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,308,308 / 10,500,085 (12.5%)
pls bal
You eat the perfect slice of pizza. You now gain xp 250% faster for the next hour.
Pls use alc
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 2,334,271 / 8,570,856 (27.2%)
:alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item?
Wallet: ⏣ 108,522
Bank: ⏣ 1,417,491 / 1,417,491 (100.0%)
You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
@rugged nexus join
Whwre
pls dep all
deposit coins much? you have none lol
bruh the police
pls with 2000
@small parcel ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 621,803,580.
Pls use bbe
where
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
heist
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 18,917
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 876,073 (0.0%)
Where
Pls with 1000
pls use phone
@rapid wraith memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
r ■ Report someone for breaking rules
f ■ Send bot feedback
e ■ Exit
@spiral quartz ⏣ 1,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,028,530.
e
memePhone is now shutting down.
Done
pls bal
yo hi
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 4,623,654 / 14,239,252 (32.5%)
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 925
Bank: ⏣ 628,423 / 2,154,967 (29.2%)
pls with 2e3
@zinc grove ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,621,654.
Tip: You can see more information on an item by using pls shop [item name]
pls use cell
@novel locust memePhone -- What do you want to do?
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
r ■ Report someone for breaking rules
f ■ Send bot feedback
e ■ Exit
Pls rob Gonf#8165
You try to steal from Gonf only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.
pls with 1075
@rapid wraith ⏣ 1,075 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 627,348.
or not
p
On the phone with the Police
SUBH⧋M hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER We'll be right there sir, or ma'am.
Call disconnected.
@stiff plume Subh⧋m rang the police on you and your gang, and you were arrested at the scene!
↫◇──◇ 𝓒𝓪𝓲𝓵𝓮𝔂 ◇──◇↬, Shadow♡, Alcoholic Disorder, TheRandomStriker, Elegant Guy, Lakapu 💫, 𓆩!𓆪Donny, pearl ➶, ian111, Dannyel, FTD_WOLF, Nightingale, IvyƐ>, NotAlok??, Gonf, ItsUnknown, Dancingdefault, Septiaaaaaaa, Lastperth, jas ., ⧋misslisa, ARC | lolok, Miss Mercury Holmes, rock n roll👻 and Sheikh Ahmed bin Saeed Al Wakr paid Subh⧋m ⏣ 5000 for an unsuccessful robbery.
lets hope i wont get fined
shh
Fackkkk
F
wait what
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
f
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
F
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob Gonf#8165
Pls with 2e3
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 457,917.
@meager robin ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,936,473.
wtf
pls rob @night current
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
Gg
pls use shl
pls dep maxp
@small parcel what was that ?
Ok I guess you get no wishlist view
Your argument should be either a number and no more than what you have in your wallet (⏣ 459,917), or max
lol
heist failed
pls with 500
@fleet crown ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 393,558.
pls dep max
⏣ 459,917 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,087,265.
pls dep max
⏣ 125,500 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 18,373,673.
pls dep max
no bro
⏣ 2,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 24,221,304.
pls bal
pls with 2000
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 2,334,271 / 8,570,856 (27.2%)
@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,085,265.
pls with 2e3
@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 24,219,304.
pls bal
pls dep all
pls rob @magic basin
deposit coins much? you have none lol
You try to steal from ItsUnknown only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.
Pls bal
pls use sand
Wallet: ⏣ 2,631
Bank: ⏣ 341,029 / 2,951,755 (11.6%)
:sand: Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
Do you still want to use this item?
BRUH WTF
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 24,418,708 / 33,214,047 (73.5%)
Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
Pls use wish
no rich + non passive people here
Sed @stiff plume 😞
@fleet crown
hmm, that doesn't seem to be a valid user. What are you, some kind of dummy?
pls with 2e3
@night current ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 24,416,708.
pls dep max
deposit coins much? you have none lol
Bro what?
VRO
How
pls use ber
no rich + non passive people here
<t:1630042715:R>
@rich tendon (473052987468546048)
Enabled: steal
<t:1630036809:R>
@rich tendon (473052987468546048)
Disabled: steal
<t:1623339243:R>
@rich tendon (473052987468546048)
Disabled: howgay
<t:1620570230:R>
@bold fractal (560386339850289162)
Enabled: bankrob
<t:1620570225:R>
@bold fractal (560386339850289162)
Enabled: steal
pls dep all
deposit coins much? you have none lol
yes
sad
cops
lol
woah this heist failed
pls heist 853225140930084875
You already joined a heist in the last 5 minutes, take a chill pill
pls use ber
no rich + non passive people here
Pls with 2000
@sick wadi ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 159,027.
pls bal 853225140930084875
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 18,373,673
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
oof
pls use bbe
should i start heist guys?
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls rob ! Devanshbeers 3064#1693
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 35,736 / 1,372,019 (2.6%)
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls work
@junior heron You need to wait 20m and 5s until ye can work again!
Pls use alc
:alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item?
You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
guys
Pls with 500
@junior heron ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 248,138.
should i start heist again>?
Pls rich
🥇 198,447,200 - ! Capt.AD#9455
🥈 105,248,198 - KeenLargeWorld#3262
🥉 65,046,305 - LAZYYY#4211
🔹 45,704,930 - je_zz_win#9999
🔹 45,401,949 - :prestige1: 𝙑𝙀 ∫ INSANE#8654
🔹 31,653,345 - YT • GLAZY BOi#1793
🔹 30,185,780 - BAKA ;)#7068
🔹 23,245,233 - Ali Nadeem#1333
🔹 20,219,950 - ! Vomkámú#4223
🔹 13,539,592 - Krishabh#8747
Pls rob ! Devanshbeers 3064#1693
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
on 18 mill guy?
K
Yes
pls heist 853225140930084875
They're trying to break into Subh⧋m's bank!
Join them by clicking JOIN HEIST!
Pls rob ! Devanshbeers 3064#1693
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls with 1500
@junior heron ⏣ 1,500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 246,638.
pls use cell
@novel locust memePhone -- What do you want to do?
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
r ■ Report someone for breaking rules
f ■ Send bot feedback
e ■ Exit
p
On the phone with the Police
SUBH⧋M hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER We'll be right there sir, or ma'am.
Call disconnected.
@thin ferry Subh⧋m rang the police on you and your gang, and you were arrested at the scene!
ahaha agadh paid Subh⧋m ⏣ 5000 for an unsuccessful robbery.
Pls rob @novel locust
Yikes! Subh⧋m has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying?
nabby dumb ass @thin ferry
sad
You try to steal from Subh⧋m only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.
Pls with 250
@grand tinsel ⏣ 250 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 35,486.
Pls use wish
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls dep max
⏣ 5,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 18,378,673.
IM HERE
pls use lock
Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use.
dumbos don't try 😂
lol
u can't heist me
baka
Pls rob ! Devansh🍻 3064#1693
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls use ber
This command can be used again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!
pls use ber
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls rich
🔹 12,993,465 - links#9456
🔹 12,544,113 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 12,337,548 - STARZ#6621
🔹 9,271,629 - Rezonite#4810
🔹 8,616,384 - BOSS OF ALL#6717
🔹 7,487,533 - BFRxFUSION#9155
🔹 7,171,345 - 𝔸𝕍ℕ𝔾××𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕞𝕒G͓̽#3065
🔹 7,085,041 - :prestige1: 𝘽𝙍𝙔𝙐#0505
🔹 6,540,246 - _𝙰𝙹#7389
🔹 6,538,016 - xtz iNDRAjiT#4996
pls rob ! Devansh🍻 3064#1693
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls rob @rapid wraith
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid DeVa ⏣ 1,023.
Pls rob @! Devanshbeers 3064#1693
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls rob @proper spire
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
damn
Pls rob @lethal knot
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls rob @cyan rune
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
pls rob @cyan rune
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
Pls bal 864144167516110869
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 84,265
Pls itemlb bolt
oh no
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls shop cutter

paisa dede and enjai ur life
woah this heist failed
:)
nice to know
maine bola tha ki heist kar mujhe. ?
thanks for informing my dead heart
50 bndo ab 5k 5k du
betu give paisa and enjai ur life
dimaag sahi hai na ?
clan?
