#dank-memer
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Ladybugs are neat
KHAS answered first!
KHAS secured ⏣ 2,844
Pls dep 2844
⏣ 2,844 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 110,669.
Pls rob VERSAFIED ᴰᵉᵛ#1992
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid VERSAFIED ᴰᵉᵛ ⏣ 500.
Pls with 500
@hollow oar ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 110,169.
Pls rob VERSAFIED ᴰᵉᵛ#1992
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
Pls rob VERSAFIED ᴰᵉᵛ#1992
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 9,488.
Pls dep all
⏣ 9,988 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 120,157.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 120,157 / 167,251 (71.8%)
Pls use wis
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 10,072.
Pls dep max
⏣ 13,742 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 247,192.
Pls bal CØRPSE#6969
Wallet: ⏣ 191,371
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 213,595 / 4,811,281 (4.4%)
pls with 500
@winged plume ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 213,095.
pls rob ` 7O 〢 HΞSK OP🚬⃤#4049
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls rob ` 7O 〢 HΞSK OP🚬⃤#4049
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls rob VERSAFIED ᴰᵉᵛ#1992
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 9,013. :horseshoe:
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob VERSAFIED ᴰᵉᵛ#1992
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 34,250.
pls dep max
⏣ 34,750 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 819,906.
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 14,906 / 4,812,216 (0.3%)
pls with 500
@winged plume ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 14,406.
pls rob @earnest shell
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 500.
pls dep max
⏣ 1,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 15,406.
pls with 500
@winged plume ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 14,906.
pls rob VERSAFIED ᴰᵉᵛ#1992
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid VERSAFIED ᴰᵉᵛ ⏣ 500.
pls with 500
@winged plume ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 14,406.
pls rob VERSAFIED ᴰᵉᵛ#1992
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 27,500.
pls dep max
⏣ 28,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 42,406.
pls with 500
@winged plume ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 235,080.
pls rob Ishu848#8484
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 10 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob 『GNM 』VΣПIPΣЯ ⓎⓉ#0816
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 7,561.
pls dep max
⏣ 8,811 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 243,891.
Pls with 30e3
@wispy widget ⏣ 30,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 563,391.
Pls buy rob p
your wallet is short on cash, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase
Pls with 50e3
@wispy widget ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 513,391.
Pls buy rob
@wispy widget bought 1 Robbers Wishlist and paid ⏣ 50,000
Pls dep max
⏣ 31,709 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 545,100.
Pls use rob
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls with 2e3
@wispy widget ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 543,100.
Tip: Shredded Cheese item boosts your xp multiplier which makes you gain xp a lot faster!
Pls rob @fierce tide
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid VERSAFIED ᴰᵉᵛ ⏣ 500.
Pls steal @gray path
You try to steal from TriorTic only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.
Hey any1 wanna join bankrob
Pls steal @wispy widget
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
TriorTic is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into Ayush's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST soon!
JOIN HEIST
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
Pls use cell phone
@wispy widget memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
r ■ Report someone for breaking rules
f ■ Send bot feedback
e ■ Exit
P
@gray path Ayush rang the police on you and your gang, and you were arrested at the scene!
TriorTic paid Ayush ⏣ 5000 for an unsuccessful robbery.
On the phone with the Police
AYUSH hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER We'll be right there sir, or ma'am.
Call disconnected.

Pls rob @gray path
You try to steal from TriorTic only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.
Pls hunt
The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 35 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls steal @stray basin
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls steal @stray basin
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid GLIDER ⏣ 1,590.
Wallet: ⏣ 14,310
Bank: ⏣ 543,100 / 634,725 (85.6%)
Pls dep 12e3
⏣ 12,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 555,100.
Pls se half
@wispy widget
:d6: :d2:
You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 1,155
Pls rob @stray basin
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid GLIDER ⏣ 500.
Pls use rob
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob 『GNM 』VΣПIPΣЯ ⓎⓉ#0816
You stole a fairly decent chunk! 💰
Your payout was ⏣ 191,739. :horseshoe:
pls dep all
⏣ 193,739 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,091,099.
pls with 2000
@inner needle ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,089,099.
Pls use rob
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use rob
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls dep all
⏣ 222,995 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 222,995.
Pls give
This command is temporarily disabled due to an exploit. We are working on it.
Pls beg
Pls dig
You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls use life saver
You equipped a lifesaver. For the next 10 hours if you die, you won't lose any items or coins. You will get a notification once this item expires.
:xmark: This event has expired.
undefined YOU'RE IN A GUN FIGHT!
Be the first one to shoot the outlaw!
Type bang
Bang
KHAS answered first!
KHAS earned ⏣ 4,553
Pls with all
@hollow oar ⏣ 222,995 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
Tip: When trading, you should ALWAYS use a middle-man. Most servers from pls partners have middle-men to help!
Pls crime
You bullied a kid and he sent you ⏣ 450 to stop! I hope that kid grows up richer than you.
Ok you're dead. Please tag someone else to kill.
Tip: Don't like the NSFW stuff? Well, pls settings familyfriendly true is there to help!
Pls kill @glossy flume
Dank Memer couldn't find the lamb sauce
Tip: We've got well over 200 commands, have you tried them all?
Pls trivia
no ignoramus, the correct answer was 474
In the National Pokedex what number is Porygon-Z?
You have 10 seconds to answer
Hard
Entertainment: Video Games
Pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 13d, 7h and 46m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
Pls weekly
pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot
I'm not made of money dude, wait 2d, 23h and 57m
The default cooldown is 7d.
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob ` 7O 〢 HΞSK OP🚬⃤#4049
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use rob
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rich
🔹 5,953,791 - MTBx[PAKODE ON LEAVE]#8888
🔹 5,936,126 - _𝘼𝙅#0403
🔹 5,352,521 - DOMINATOR#0001
🔹 5,113,008 - ' 𝐈𝐙 | ᵗⁿᶜ Masoom#7985
🔹 4,120,200 - RaideN OP#6969
🔹 3,810,857 - ᴏᴘ│ᴀᴅɪ#6969
🔹 3,629,741 - AxE • DexTer𓆩ζ͜͡🥀⃟ GλBBλŘ᭄𓆪༒#3991
🔹 1,733,059 - ADDY#8497
🔹 1,182,455 - KHAS#9362
🔹 793,509 - •BhaRaT RaZ•#1004
pls rob MTBx[PAKODE ON LEAVE]#8888
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls rob _𝘼𝙅#0403
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls rob DOMINATOR#0001
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls rob ᴏᴘ│ᴀᴅɪ#6969
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls rob ADDY#8497
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
:xmark: This event has expired.
undefined I AM VERY BORED, SO HERE IS AN EVENT MY BORED GAMERS
type it type it type it
Type bored in the house and I'm in the house bored
bored in the house and i'm in the house bored
HC || Akhi̴lesh answered first!
HC || Akhi̴lesh reaped ⏣ 3,901
pls rob RaideN OP#6969\
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls rob RaideN OP#6969
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls rich
🔹 17,803 - 𒌋 BIG BULL乛ᶠᶠ ᴬⁿᵗᵃʳʸᵃᵐᶦ#5866
🔹 16,715 - XP4•FROWN {IGL}#1663
🔹 16,471 - CYPHER#7777
🔹 16,437 - KainT#9351
🔹 15,675 - harsh☝#9021
🔹 15,299 - Hinata Shoyo#3906
🔹 13,450 - ITACHI#4676
pls rob BFRxFUSION#9155
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls rob KHAS#9362
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rich
🔹 5,953,791 - MTBx[PAKODE ON LEAVE]#8888
🔹 5,936,126 - _𝘼𝙅#0403
🔹 5,352,521 - DOMINATOR#0001
🔹 5,113,008 - ' 𝐈𝐙 | ᵗⁿᶜ Masoom#7985
🔹 4,120,200 - RaideN OP#6969
🔹 3,810,857 - ᴏᴘ│ᴀᴅɪ#6969
🔹 3,629,741 - AxE • DexTer𓆩ζ͜͡🥀⃟ GλBBλŘ᭄𓆪༒#3991
🔹 2,877,049 - ~~||😏 ّTime ّTravellerّ😏|| ّ~~#9121
🔹 1,733,059 - ADDY#8497
🔹 1,182,455 - KHAS#9362
pls use be
That item doesn't even exist what are ye doing
Tip: One of the many perks for donors are steal-shields! Lose less coins when stolen from! https://dankmemer.lol/premium
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls work
Work for Police Officer - Hangman - Find the missing word in the following sentence:
I w _ _ _ meet you at the squad car
Will
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 21,000 for an hour of work.
pls use wis
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls ripoff VENOM⚡#7271
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid VENOM⚡ ⏣ 500.
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 1,454,932. :horseshoe:
pls dep all
⏣ 1,456,432 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,254,514.
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use luck
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
pls rob 『GNM 』VΣПIPΣЯ ⓎⓉ#0816
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
pls with 2000
@inner needle ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,252,514.
Tip: Scared of sending the wrong things to someone? Enable confirmations in pls settings!
pls rob 『GNM 』VΣПIPΣЯ ⓎⓉ#0816
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 250,000. :horseshoe:
pls dep all
⏣ 252,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,504,514.
pls with 2000
@inner needle ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,502,514.
pls rob Plant#0002
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls rob Plant#0002
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 211,459. :horseshoe:
Pls use rob
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls dep all
⏣ 213,459 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,715,973.
pls with 2000
@inner needle ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,713,973.
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 3m)
:lifesaver: Life Saver ─ ⏣ 20,400 (32% OFF!)
If you use this item, you will keep your coins and active items when dying until it expires. This lasts 10 hours. This is used BEFORE the apple's effects.
:apple: Apple — ⏣ 8,000
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
:landmine: Landmine — ⏣ 9,500
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
:fakeid: Fake ID — ⏣ 10,000
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!
:alcohol: Alcohol — ⏣ 12,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
:horseshoe: Lucky Horseshoe — ⏣ 25,000
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!
pls use wis
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rich
🥇 188,164,739 - Puri Puri Prisoner#6942
🥈 48,713,424 - LAZYYY#4211
🥉 39,670,306 - je_zz_win#9999
🔹 35,942,861 - srishti#0504
🔹 31,559,029 - RageGød😁#7095
🔹 12,914,599 - links#1111
🔹 11,530,785 - STARZ#6621
🔹 9,241,604 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 8,191,941 - Rezonite#9696
🔹 7,380,308 - :prestige5: bes 『〆』#6424
e
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
e
This command is temporarily disabled due to an exploit. We are working on it.
e
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
e
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
e
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
e
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob ` 7O 〢 HΞSK OP🚬⃤#4049
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use rob
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls rob GLIDER#9130
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid GLIDER ⏣ 500.
Pls steal GLIDER#9130
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
Pls steal GLIDER#9130
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
Pls with 1e3
@wispy widget ⏣ 1,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 197,000.
Pls rob GLIDER#9130
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid GLIDER ⏣ 500.
Pls rob GLIDER#9130
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
Pls with 2e3
@wispy widget ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 210,620.
Pls rob @stray basin
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 4,266.
Pls dep 4266
⏣ 4,266 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 214,886.
Pls rob @wispy widget
Yikes! Ayush has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying? (y / n)
Y
Ayush placed a landmine in their wallet. It exploded when you opened it, blowing up in your face and killing you instantly.
You died.
Good
Pls rob @lilac cove
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
Pls bal @stray basin
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 196,208
🤷
Pls rob @tawdry valley
You try to steal from TeamB1XSINCHAN only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.
Pls daily
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
12 hours, 41 minutes and 37 seconds
Pls rob @wispy widget
You try to steal from Ayush only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.
Pls work
Work for Lawyer - Scramble - The following word is scrambled, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word.
idetsoinpo
Pls rob @gleaming hornet
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 71,785.
TERRIBLE work!
You didn't get the answer right in the given time! The word was deposition
You were given ⏣ 11,667 for a sub-par hour of work.
⏣ 73,535 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 288,421.
Pls with 1e3
@wispy widget ⏣ 1,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 287,421.
Tip: Make sure to check the shop regularly for sales and seasonal items!
Pls rob @wispy widget
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 200.
Pls rob @fierce tide
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 5,525.
Pls dep 5525
⏣ 5,525 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 292,946.
Pls rob @gloomy spear
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid Ruhaan Juneja ⏣ 500.
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls rob Ruhaan Juneja#1335
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
Pls with 1e3
@wispy widget ⏣ 1,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 291,946.
Pls rob Ruhaan Juneja#1335
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid Ruhaan Juneja ⏣ 500.
Pls steal Ruhaan Juneja#1335
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid Ruhaan Juneja ⏣ 500.
Pls steal UCHIHA ITACHI#2116
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
pls with 2e3
@wispy widget ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 289,946.
Pls steal UCHIHA ITACHI#2116
You try to steal from UCHIHA ITACHI only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.
Pls with 50000
@wispy widget ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 239,946.
Pls buy lottery max
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Pls shop lottery
Pls dep max
⏣ 52,050 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 291,996.
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls work
Work for Police Officer - Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle.
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Left
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 21,000 for an hour of work.
pls use rob
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls with 500
@vague jewel ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 508,090.
pls bal ` 7O 〢 HΞSK OP🚬⃤#4049
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 508,090 / 5,411,081 (9.4%)
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid 𝚆𝚎𝚋𝚡│ 𝙾𝚓𝚊𝚜† ⏣ 500.
pls with 500
@vague jewel ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 507,590.
pls ripoff 𝚆𝚎𝚋𝚡│ 𝙾𝚓𝚊𝚜†#0007
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid 𝚆𝚎𝚋𝚡│ 𝙾𝚓𝚊𝚜† ⏣ 500.
pls with 500
@vague jewel ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 507,090.
pls ripoff 𝚆𝚎𝚋𝚡│ 𝙾𝚓𝚊𝚜†#0007
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid 𝚆𝚎𝚋𝚡│ 𝙾𝚓𝚊𝚜† ⏣ 500.
:xmark: This event has expired.
undefined KAREN IS STARTING A FIGHT!
This poor retail worker deserves better, lets jump in!
Attack the boss by typing frick off karen into chat!
:rage:
1 hit — 132/150 HP
frick off karen
SSSSSJJJJJ0000077777 bUt LeFt answered first!
pls with 500
@vague jewel ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 506,590.
SSSSSJJJJJ0000077777 bUt LeFt found ⏣ 3,266
pls ripoff 𝚆𝚎𝚋𝚡│ 𝙾𝚓𝚊𝚜†#0007
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 6,842.
pls dep all
⏣ 10,608 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 517,198.
Pls use rob
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
@vague jewel ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 516,698.
pls ripoff VERSAFIED ᴰᵉᵛ#1992
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid VERSAFIED ᴰᵉᵛ ⏣ 500.
pls with 500
@vague jewel ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 516,198.
Pls rob @bleak orbit
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 13,377.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 89,470
Bank: ⏣ 332,133 / 332,298 (100.0%)
pls ripoff VERSAFIED ᴰᵉᵛ#1992
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 21,095.
pls dep all
⏣ 21,595 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 537,793.
Pls bal @vague jewel
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 537,793
Pls Bank rob
Pls ban rob @vague jewel
...
Pls Bankrob @@vague jewel
TeamB1XSINCHAN is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into SSSSSJJJJJ0000077777 bUt LeFt's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST soon!
pls use cell
@vague jewel memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
r ■ Report someone for breaking rules
f ■ Send bot feedback
e ■ Exit
p
On the phone with the Police
SSSSSJJJJJ0000077777 BUT LEFT hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER We'll be right there sir, or ma'am.
Call disconnected.
@tawdry valley SSSSSJJJJJ0000077777 bUt LeFt rang the police on you and your gang, and you were arrested at the scene!
TeamB1XSINCHAN paid SSSSSJJJJJ0000077777 bUt LeFt ⏣ 5000 for an unsuccessful robbery.
nikal
Pls inv
:banknote: Bank Note ─ 8
ID banknote ─ Power-up
:dankCandy: Candy ─ 2
ID candy ─ Power-up
:coinbomb: Coin Bomb ─ 3
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
:cookie: Cookie ─ 9
ID cookie ─ Sellable
:DailyBoxClosed: Daily Box ─ 15
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Box Contents for @tawdry valley
⏣ 32,772
1 :goldenphallicobject: Golden Phallic Object
:xmark: This event has expired.
:Green: WHAT AN ABSOLUTE GAMER
Gamers are gaming in the game
Type what a gamer
What a gamer
TeamB1XSINCHAN answered first!
TeamB1XSINCHAN compiled ⏣ 7,484
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 127,726
Bank: ⏣ 332,133 / 332,353 (99.9%)
Pls use Bank
You have 8 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
3
You turn 3 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 57,316 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 389,669 in total bank space, with 386,314 (99.1%) being expanded storage
Pls dep max
⏣ 57,536 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 389,669.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 70,190
Bank: ⏣ 389,669 / 389,669 (100.0%)
Pls use rob
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 47m)
:fakeid: Fake ID ─ ⏣ 7,900 (21% OFF!)
Disguise your identity on the rich with a random fake name! Lasts for 1 week. Also, will hide you from robbers wishlists.
:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
:phone: Cell Phone — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
:padlock: Padlock — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
:laptop: Laptop — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
:sand: Box of Sand — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Pls buy cell phone
@tawdry valley bought 1 Cell Phone and paid ⏣ 3,500
Pls buy landmine
@tawdry valley bought 1 Landmine and paid ⏣ 9,500
Pls inv
:banknote: Bank Note ─ 5
ID banknote ─ Power-up
:dankCandy: Candy ─ 2
ID candy ─ Power-up
:coinbomb: Coin Bomb ─ 3
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
:cookie: Cookie ─ 9
ID cookie ─ Sellable
:DailyBoxClosed: Daily Box ─ 14
ID daily ─ Loot Box
Pls sell cookie
You successfully sold 1 Cookie for ⏣ 860
pls rob
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls use rob
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob Ayush#5531
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
pls with 2e3
@sudden carbon ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,644,959.
Tip: Yikers, running low on meme coins? You can get a sweet sweet injection while also supporting development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
pls rob Ayush#5531
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
pls use rob
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use rob
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use wish
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls rob ` 7O 〢 HΞSK OP🚬⃤
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use wish
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal ` 7O 〢 HΞSK OP🚬⃤#4049
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,532,880 / 1,929,564 (79.4%)
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls rich
🔹 48,167 - TriorTic#3956
🔹 47,638 - nikhil tyagi#6238
🔹 43,670 - NEMESIS#7467
🔹 43,562 - Raitonin#6969
🔹 42,974 - ǃ AE〢乛PŘÏÑÇĔ#6628
🔹 42,268 - chacha#0087
🔹 42,115 - B4R • 『 AKSHIT』#7802
🔹 42,034 - 𝐬𝐯𝐤 𒂟SIYA 🦄#4516
🔹 41,357 - DemonShantanuX#7375
🔹 40,401 - ANUJ#3328
Pls pet
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
11h and 59m until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
15h and 59m until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Mid::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty: (38%)
4h and 36m until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
7h and 59m until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2High::Bar3Empty: (85%)
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Mid::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty: (52 / 100)
Level 1
@gray path You paid ⏣ 30 to feed DOG.
@gray path DOG leveled up! 0 → 1
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
@gray path You paid ⏣ 40 to wash DOG.
Hangman - Find the missing word in the following sentence:
I l _ _ _ to walk my dog
@gray path You paid ⏣ 30 to feed DOG.
You paid ⏣ 50 to take DOG to a fun little carnival down the street
You failed the mini-game so you had less fun overall with your pet and didn't earn any XP :cry:
Pls work
Work for Police Officer - Retype - Retype the following phrase below.
Type If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you
TERRIBLE work!
@olive crag You took too long to respond, and you lost the mini-game. Maybe be fast next time, slug brain.
You were given ⏣ 7,000 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls dep max
⏣ 275 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,584,172.
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls vote
Pls use daily 4
You only have 3 of this item, you can't use more than that
Pls use daily 3
Box Contents for @olive crag
⏣ 125,974
25 :pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object
2 :banknote: Bank Note
3 :fakeid: Fake ID
Pls use banknote
You have 8 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
8
You turn 8 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 117,880 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 2,702,052 in total bank space, with 2,670,757 (98.8%) being expanded storage
Pls dep max
⏣ 117,880 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,702,052.
Pls porn
Pls porn
Pls meme
Pls weekly
pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls work
@olive crag Venom ki Billi found a :fakeid: Fake ID for you!
Work for Police Officer - Retype - Retype the following phrase below.
Type Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law
Bhg
TERRIBLE work!
How can you even get this wrong KEKW
You were given ⏣ 7,000 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls search
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Worms :Worm:!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand :sand:!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk :Skunk:!
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 10,450 / 11,715 (89.2%)
Pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 561, at least YOUR basement didn't flood :(
Pls deposit all
⏣ 561 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 11,011.
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use rob
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use rob
You don't own this item??
Pls rich
🔹 62,398 - PlayBoy#0139
🔹 62,310 - VŁG丶ITACHI#2116
🔹 60,500 - SaiTan#0001
🔹 60,353 - Gojo satoru#4953
🔹 59,712 - Drazox#8236
🔹 58,050 - TeamB1XSINCHAN#7869
🔹 54,365 - MenTicoR#6969
🔹 52,314 - 𝐬𝐯𝐤 𒂟 forger#0024
🔹 52,273 - 𝙱𝙱 | 𝑅𝑜𝒽𝒾𝓉#8169
:pepeEggplant: 48,569 - SAHIL SIWACH#2575
Pls rob @mortal raven
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls balance @gray path
Wallet: ⏣ 1,193
Bank: ⏣ 12,953
Pls give 100000 @gray path
This command is temporarily disabled due to an exploit. We are working on it.
Ok
Pls use rob
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use rob
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use list
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob Lycan#0007
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
pls with 500
@visual mantle ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 128,483.
Tip: Get rewards everyday 12 hours by doing 'pls vote'!
pls rob Lycan#0007
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 20,035.
pls dep all
⏣ 20,535 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 149,018.
pls help
balance
:Reply:Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
:Reply:Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
:Reply:Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
:Reply:Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
buy
:Reply:Buy currency items from the shop!
crime
:Reply:Commit a crime for a chance to win some coins (and a chance to die)!
daily
:Reply:Get some coins daily, and build up a daily streak!
deposit
:Reply:Deposit money from your pocket to your bank account
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use wish
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,136,571
Bank: ⏣ 6,766,988 / 6,766,988 (100.0%)
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls daily
⏣ 52,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 12 minutes and 27 seconds
Pls daily
⏣ 29,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours, 56 minutes and 19 seconds
Pls dep max
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 135,672
Bank: ⏣ 351,932 / 351,547 (100.1%)
:xmark: This event has expired.
undefined YOU'RE IN A GUN FIGHT!
Be the first one to shoot the outlaw!
Type pew pew
Pew pew
zepler answered first!
zepler reaped ⏣ 2,411 and 1 :huntingrifle: Hunting Rifle
Pls beg
"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 410 and a :commonfish: Common Fish"
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 57m)
:huntingrifle: Hunting Rifle ─ ⏣ 14,500 (43% OFF!)
This hunting rifle allows you to use the hunt command, which can give you lots of different types of items!
:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
:phone: Cell Phone — ⏣ 3,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
:padlock: Padlock — ⏣ 4,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
:laptop: Laptop — ⏣ 5,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
:sand: Box of Sand — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Pls buy padlock max
Are you sure you want to buy 34 padlock :padlock: for ⏣ 136,000?
@winged hare bought 34 Padlocks and paid ⏣ 136,000
Pls settings passive false
You have to wait 12 hours before turning passive mode back on.
Passive successfully changed to :xmark: Disabled
You are no longer a passive user
Pls use padlock 34
Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use.
Pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls shop padlock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you. This is a one-time use item; once the lock is broken or removed, it won't come back or do anything unless you buy another one. It will not ALWAYS break, but it has a chance to break when someone tries to steal from you.
BUY - ⏣ 4,000
SELL - ⏣ 400
TRADE - 500 - 1k
Pls use padlock
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Pls shop pad
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you. This is a one-time use item; once the lock is broken or removed, it won't come back or do anything unless you buy another one. It will not ALWAYS break, but it has a chance to break when someone tries to steal from you.
BUY - ⏣ 4,000
SELL - ⏣ 400
TRADE - 500 - 1k
Pls vote
Pls use daily 2
Box Contents for @olive crag
⏣ 61,019
1 :pizza: Pizza Slice
3 :fishingpole: Fishing Pole
Pls sell pizza
You successfully sold 1 Pizza Slice for ⏣ 25,000
Pls sell fishing pole 3
You successfully sold 1 Fishing Pole for ⏣ 2,500
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Bank Note :banknote:!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls sell fishing pole
You successfully sold 1 Fishing Pole for ⏣ 2,500
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls with 500
@winged plume ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 512,194.
Tip: There are secret badges in the game, Have you earned them all?
pls rob ǃ AE〢乛PŘÏÑÇĔ#6628
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid ǃ AE〢乛PŘÏÑÇĔ ⏣ 500.
pls with 500
@winged plume ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 511,694.
pls rob ǃ AE〢乛PŘÏÑÇĔ#6628
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 16 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls rob ǃ AE〢乛PŘÏÑÇĔ#6628
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls rob ǃ AE〢乛PŘÏÑÇĔ#6628
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid ǃ AE〢乛PŘÏÑÇĔ ⏣ 500.
Pls bal @buoyant canopy
Wallet: ⏣ 4,179
Bank: ⏣ 1,743,718
pls with 500
@winged plume ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 511,194.
Pls itemlb junk
Pls bal sapan#9662
Wallet: ⏣ 6,000
Bank: ⏣ 2,268,612
pls itemlb horse
pls rob ǃ AE〢乛PŘÏÑÇĔ#6628
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 30,967.
pls dep max
⏣ 31,467 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 542,661.
pls shop horse
pls shop alc
Drink a bottle of alcohol, and have the potential to gain a small luck boost that will grant you better luck in stealing from others. However, you become more susceptible to being stolen from!
BUY - ⏣ 12,000
SELL - ⏣ 1,200
TRADE - 5.5k - 10k
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
pls use alc
:alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
y
You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
pls rob
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls rob TriorTic#3956
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
pls with 500
@winged plume ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 542,161.
pls rob TriorTic#3956
You try to steal from TriorTic only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.
pls with 250
@winged plume ⏣ 250 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 541,911.
pls rob TriorTic#3956
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 30,615.
naise
pls ui sapan#9662
(I can't ping him)
pls profile
Original Memer
16
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2High::Bar3Empty:
1663/1,700
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2High::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 541,911
Net: ⏣ 75,158,596
Multi: 82%
39 items (2,713 total) worth ⏣ 74,616,185
2 daily streak
2 cheese eaten (21.95% xp multi)
4,724,766 bank note space
9,038 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber
:alcohol: Alcohol - 9h left
pls pet
Level 2 Rock
pls ui sapan#9662
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls bal 502024896239632384
Wallet: ⏣ 6,000
Bank: ⏣ 2,268,612
pls rob 502024896239632384
whew, dodged a bullet
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 541,911 / 4,816,231 (11.3%)
n
pls rob 『𝓡𝓗』〢 TesLa Gaming 〢#0908
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 137,340.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 8,607
Bank: ⏣ 20,784,071 / 29,516,117 (70.4%)
pls dep max
⏣ 137,840 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 679,751.
pls dep all
⏣ 8,607 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 20,792,678.
pls with 2e3
@sturdy wedge ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 20,790,678.
pls heist
how are we gonna rob nobody ya dumb dumb
pls heist span
how are we gonna rob nobody ya dumb dumb
Usi ke liye kr rhe hai
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 679,751 / 4,816,286 (14.1%)
pls with 500
@winged plume ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 679,251.
pls rob 502024896239632384
Yikes! sapan has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying? (y / n)
Akai is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into sapan's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST soon!
y
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid sapan ⏣ 500.
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
One message removed from a suspended account.
pls with 2000
@winged plume ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 677,251.
One message removed from a suspended account.
Wallet: ⏣ 40,808
Bank: ⏣ 9,321,729 / 11,501,980 (81.0%)
Pls bal
join heist
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,589,051 / 3,401,984 (76.1%)
One message removed from a suspended account.
⏣ 40,808 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 9,362,537.
One message removed from a suspended account.
@tender void ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 9,360,537.
Pls with 2e3
@short viper ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,587,051.
One message removed from a suspended account.
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
join heist
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
Join Heist
join heist
Join heist
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
join heist
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
yeh kya hua
oh
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
no cmds
Time is up to join Akai's heist, let's go.
7 people are teaming up to rob sapan's bank worth 2,268,612!
Akai, zepler, Ninja, ` ƬƤƦ 𒉽 | VILEN, Le'Nal, Sep and ឵ۦ || ✧ Xxunknownuser✧|| paid sapan ⏣ 2000 for an unsuccessful robbery.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 677,251 / 4,816,396 (14.1%)
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls dep max
⏣ 2,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 679,251.
F
pls use hoe
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slighty better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
pls with 500
@winged plume ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 678,751.
Redo?
pls beg
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls cast
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Rabbit :Bunny:! :horseshoe:
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 20,790,678 / 29,516,117 (70.4%)
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls crime
You saved ⏣ 2,083 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone... :horseshoe:
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 20,790,678 / 29,516,117 (70.4%)
pls rob SCAR 丶ᴿ³GOD๛𝙶𝙾𝙱𝙻𝚒𝙽ᴿ³#2009
You try to steal from SCAR 丶ᴿ³GOD๛𝙶𝙾𝙱𝙻𝚒𝙽ᴿ³ only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.
pls with 2e3
@sturdy wedge ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 20,788,678.
pls with 250
@winged plume ⏣ 250 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 678,501.
Tip: You can hide from the item leaderboard or game leaderboard with the "Hide Public" setting!
@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 9,296,529.
pls hide public
pls rob SCAR 丶ᴿ³GOD๛𝙶𝙾𝙱𝙻𝚒𝙽ᴿ³#2009
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 7 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls hide
pls rob SCAR 丶ᴿ³GOD๛𝙶𝙾𝙱𝙻𝚒𝙽ᴿ³#2009
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 28,085.
pls settings hide public
Description: Having this set to true hides you from the item leaderboard and game leaderboard. Use passive to hide from the pocket leaderboard.
Accepts: Boolean
Current Value: false :xmark:
pls dep max
⏣ 28,585 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 707,086.
pls with 2e3
@winged plume ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 705,086.
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
pls settings hide public true
Hide Public successfully changed to :check: Enabled
You are no longer listed on public leaderboards
pls heist kro
how are we gonna rob nobody ya dumb dumb
pls beg
pls ripoff 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝘾𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙅𝙚𝙙𝙞ᴼᴳ#1346
"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 587 and a :commonfish: Common Fish" :horseshoe:
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 22,468.
pls dep all
⏣ 24,468 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 20,813,146.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls use ber
pls use alc
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
:alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
pls use bbe
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
y
You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
One message removed from a suspended account.
⏣ 2,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 9,362,537.
pls use ber
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
One message removed from a suspended account.
@tender void ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 9,360,537.
pls with 2e3
You can run this command again in 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls ripoff TriorTic#3956
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
pls crime
You bullied a kid and he sent you ⏣ 1,914 to stop! I hope that kid grows up richer than you. :horseshoe:
pls with 2e3
@sturdy wedge ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 20,811,146.
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 6,559.
pls scout
Hey you found ⏣ 1,394, I guess it doesn’t suck! :horseshoe:
⏣ 10,559 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 9,307,088.
pls use sand
:sand: Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 9,305,088.
826650077706715196
what that's not even a valid response??
pls level
:prestige3: Prestige III
69 nice
82
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full:
8282/8,300
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2High::Bar3Empty:
Wallet: ⏣ 5,978
Bank: ⏣ 27,114,669
Net: ⏣ 556,477,962
Multi: 114%
85 items (373,312 total) worth ⏣ 529,357,315
0 daily streak
30 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
28,755,630 bank note space
23,720 commands issued
Works as a Fast Food Cook
:padlock: Padlock - 1y left
:fakeid: Fake ID - 3d left
...and 3 more
Eclipse
Level 4 Catgirl
15% steal shields, meaning you lose 15% less coins when stolen from
pls bal @whole schooner
Wallet: ⏣ 20,500
Bank: ⏣ 2,268,612

pls notifs view 1
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What are ye doing?! I can't believe ye're stealing from this innocent person! I'm writing this down on yer report, ye better watch yourself! (+1 job fail for today)
pls use sand
:sand: Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
y
Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
why no fake id
826650077706715196
pls item fake
You pull out a bit of old, dirty sand from your pocket and blow it right into ឵ۦ || ✧ Xxunknownuser✧||'s face.
឵ۦ || ✧ Xxunknownuser✧|| has been blinded and they can't steal from anybody for another 30 minutes.
pls use fake
GG
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
pls shop akai
use sand on me lol
You don't own this item??
@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,537,778.
wait
pls beg
pls dig
@mystic delta! Quickly re-type the phrase to uncover what's in the dirt! in the next 15 seconds
Type I have never dug up a body
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 20,811,146 / 29,516,667 (70.5%)
i have never dug up a body
You dig in the dirt and find a Spider :Spider:, nice catch! :horseshoe:
Pls BAL
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 4,269,842 / 7,024,255 (60.8%)
Akai is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into sapan's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST soon!
join heist
Join heist
Join heist
Join heist
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
Join heist
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
join heist
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,560,067 / 11,347,965 (31.4%)
Pls with 2000
@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,558,067.
Join heist
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
Join heist
pls use rob
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Join heist
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
breh
@sturdy wedge is a mutual
Join heist
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
pls rob 💙𝓢𝓤𝓟𝓔𝓡𝓖𝓘𝓡𝓛💙#1037
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 1,061,679.
he from astrod
pls dep all
⏣ 1,066,679 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 6,051,993.
WTF
pls level 💙𝓢𝓤𝓟𝓔𝓡𝓖𝓘𝓡𝓛💙#1037
Total Memer
20
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full:
2014/2,100
:Bar1half::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar2Empty::Bar3Empty:
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,434,278
Net: ⏣ 16,147,553
51 items (669 total) worth ⏣ 13,713,275
2 daily streak
2,325,048 bank note space
4,446 commands issued
Works as a Musician
Bruzo
Level 18 Dog
join heust
Nooo
???
join heist
bruh
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 18,972
Bank: ⏣ 2,056,146 / 42,296,971 (4.9%)
:xmark: This event has expired.
undefined THE PLS RICH COMMAND NO WORK! I WANT STEAL NOW! >:(
Get the developer to fix it ASAP or else!
Attack the boss by typing why my pls rich no work? into chat!
:rage:
4 hits — 229/500 HP
huh
pls with 5000
@jagged raptor ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 6,046,993.
u gotta pay him back
join heist
Why my pls rich no work?
money
why my pls rich no work?
Time is up to join Akai's heist, let's go.
12 people are teaming up to rob sapan's bank worth 2,268,612!
Why my pls rich no work?
- Akai died RIP
- allisa died RIP
# zepler got caught by police and lost ⏣ 7,440.
# [🛠👑]User_Bacon turned themselves into the police, who then fined them ⏣ 2,075.
# Pretzel was captured by police and paid ⏣ 89 in bail.
# ||🐠 ⋆ 🐰 🎀 𝒜𝓇𝓃𝒶𝒷 🎀 🐰 ⋆ 🐠|| ⧋ was captured by police and paid ⏣ 1,549 in bail.
+ Sep feared nothing and took ⏣ 378,102.
+ Hinata came home with ⏣ 378,102 and a few wounds.
+ ឵ۦ || ✧ Xxunknownuser✧|| took off with ⏣ 378,102.
+ 💦💫AQUABOY 💫💦 barely escaped the police with ⏣ 378,102.
+ RAUNAK 69 stole a clean ⏣ 378,102.
+ bored guy scored ⏣ 378,102.
Amazing job everybody, we racked up a total of ⏣ 2,268,612 from sapan!
⏣ 380,102 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,917,880.
Pls dep all
⏣ 380,102 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,938,169.
pls dep all
Sep won ⏣ 4,379
Pretzel obtained ⏣ 3,056 and 1 :bread: Fresh Bread
Hinata got ⏣ 4,372 and 1 :bread: Fresh Bread
RAUNAK 69 gained ⏣ 4,496
⏣ 397,074 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,453,220.
@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,915,880.