#dank-memer
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Pls with 2000
@limpid sage ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,356,271.
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Pls use life
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You can't use this item, ye've already used it and it be active right now!
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listen buddy you've already joined the heist
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Pls profile --active
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
:lifesaver: Life Saver expires in 2h, 18m and 4s
:padlock: Padlock expires in 1y, 4d and 17h
:landmine: Landmine expires in 16h, 19m and 21s
:alcohol: Alcohol expires in 2h, 21m and 5s

op
Pls profile —active
:lifesaver: Life Saver expires in 6h, 29m and 15s
:padlock: Padlock expires in 1y, 4d and 21h
:landmine: Landmine expires in 20h, 30m and 11s
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listen buddy you've already joined the heist
Pls use pad
Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use.
pls use hor
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slighty better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slighty better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
Lol
Lol
ok boomer
Daddy chill

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pls use rob
:xmark: This event has expired.
:blue: YOU'RE IN A BUG CATCHING CONTEST!
Catch the coolest bug!
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Type get stickbugged

Time is up to join zepler's heist, let's go.
13 people are teaming up to rob ADITYA's bank worth 3,078,439!
get sitckbugged
Get stickbughed
Amazing job everybody, we racked up a total of ⏣ 3,078,439 from ADITYA!
Haithai OP — Today at 9:00 PM

# EG SAMAR was so scared of the cops, they literally pooped out ⏣ 74
# 𝔸.non.𝕪𝕞𝕦𝕠𝕊 just couldn't get away in time and was fined ⏣ 41.
# Gabe/ stopped for McDonald's on the way which cost them ⏣ 438.
+ zepler scored ⏣ 307,844.
+ Haithai OP came home with ⏣ 307,844 and a few wounds.
+ Sonirb😎乛 II彡😎 ran away with ⏣ 307,844.
+ Tipote™ ended up with ⏣ 307,844 without a scratch.
+ Hinata snuck out with ⏣ 307,844.
+ killhippo1235 came out with ⏣ 307,844 despite getting tackled by police.
+ Sonirb () extracted ⏣ 307,844.
+ zahida came out with ⏣ 307,844 despite getting tackled by police.
+ YASH123 barely escaped the police with ⏣ 307,844.
+ 'SoulerBear came close to death for ⏣ 307,844.
pls dep all
⏣ 1,926 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 15,216,393.
Pls dep all
get stickbugged
⏣ 312,288 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,668,559.
get stickbugged
Tipote™ compiled ⏣ 3,249
f
Pls dep all
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 310,449
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 555,956 (0.0%)
saddddddddd
⏣ 310,344 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,926,096.
Sheesh
...
Pls with 1000
Pls dep max
Byr
@limpid sage ⏣ 1,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,667,559.
⏣ 342,195 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 6,992,133.
sad
11 million heist
Pls dep all
⏣ 310,449 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 310,449.
pls dep all
⏣ 1,562 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 391,821.
Pls bal
Tip: Patrons don't pay tax while sharing, among other perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 310,449 / 555,956 (55.8%)
pls give @rapid wraith max
Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 309,939 to Sonirb😎乛 II彡😎#9477?
Reply with yes or no.
Gg
yes
@keen birch You gave Sonirb😎乛 II彡😎 ⏣ 285,144 after a 8% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 285,144
⏣ 309,844 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,292,176.
pls dep all
:xmark: This event has expired.
:red: THE PLS RICH COMMAND NO WORK! I WANT STEAL NOW! >:(
Get the developer to fix it ASAP or else!
Attack the boss by typing why my pls rich no work? into chat!
:rage:
2 hits — 367/500 HP
⏣ 285,144 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,211,240.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,211,240 / 2,526,717 (87.5%)
why my pls rich no work?
Join heist
Why my pls rich no work
Why my pls rich no work?
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 428,698
Bank: ⏣ 4,358,820 / 5,493,139 (79.4%)
Why my pls rich no work
Tip: Feeling lucky?? Try pls lottery!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,292,176 / 5,057,655 (25.5%)
Pls dep all
⏣ 428,698 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,787,518.
Why my pls rich no work?
Gabe/ reaped ⏣ 3,441 and 1 :alcohol: Alcohol
YASH123 gained ⏣ 3,684 and 1 :horseshoe: Lucky Horseshoe
Why my pls rich no work
@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,290,176.
Pls with 6969
@civic orchid ⏣ 6,969 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,780,549.
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls profile —active
:padlock: Padlock expires in 11mo, 27d and 18h
:fakeid: Fake ID expires in 13h, 41m and 15s
:apple: Apple expires in 13h, 16m and 33s
:landmine: Landmine expires in 1h, 16m and 58s
:lifesaver: Life Saver expires in 8h, 55m and 18s
pls dep all
⏣ 3,441 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 395,262.
pls with 2000
@vagrant tapir ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 393,262.
Pls rich
🥇 12,473,070 - links#1111
🥈 10,983,506 - STARZ#6621
🥉 8,353,776 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 3,526,487 - ᴏᴘ│ᴀᴅɪ#6969
🔹 3,452,437 - ! AuretoR⚡#4443
🔹 3,352,287 - AxE • DexTer𓆩ζ͜͡🥀⃟ GλBBλŘ᭄𓆪༒#3991
🔹 3,306,388 - JonathanOp#2959
Start ?
Lol
Bye
Sed
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls bal YASH123#7899
Wallet: ⏣ 1,328
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 1,498,279 (0.0%)
Pls rich
🥇 12,473,070 - links#1111
🥈 10,983,506 - STARZ#6621
🥉 8,353,776 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 3,526,487 - ᴏᴘ│ᴀᴅɪ#6969
🔹 3,452,437 - ! AuretoR⚡#4443
🔹 3,352,287 - AxE • DexTer𓆩ζ͜͡🥀⃟ GλBBλŘ᭄𓆪༒#3991
🔹 3,306,388 - JonathanOp#2959
Pls bal links#1111
Wallet: ⏣ 12,473,070
Bank: ⏣ 435,348
Pls give 1 links#1111
@toxic aurora Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
Wallet: ⏣ 1,328
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 1,498,279 (0.0%)
Pls bal PAYAL#8952
Wallet: ⏣ 1,328
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 1,498,279 (0.0%)
Pls bal @neat yarrow
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
You can't use this item, ye've already used it and it be active right now!
Pls rob B4ŁxWANKHRAW#5676
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 26,882
Bank: ⏣ 220,533 / 220,643 (100.0%)
Pls give 1 @tawdry valley
@toxic aurora You gave CCD ⏣ 1 after a 8% tax rate, now ye have ⏣ 1,327 and they've got ⏣ 26,883
:xmark: This event has expired.
:red: SKYPE IS TRYING TO BEAT DISCORD AGAIN!
We need to take it down, one sarcastic comment at a time!
Attack the boss by typing lol imagine using skype in 2021 into chat!
:rage:
1 hit — 181/200 HP
Lol imagine using Skype in 2021
𓆙||Œ ꨄ ¥ ØP Ïẞ THẞ¥ꨄ|| 𓆙 answered first!
𓆙||Œ ꨄ ¥ ØP Ïẞ THẞ¥ꨄ|| 𓆙 collected ⏣ 4,961 and 1 :alcohol: Alcohol
Pls rob @tawdry valley
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid CCD ⏣ 629.
Pls bal @toxic aurora
Wallet: ⏣ 5,659
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls rob @toxic aurora
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid 𓆙||Œ ꨄ ¥ ØP Ïẞ THẞ¥ꨄ|| 𓆙 ⏣ 2,751.
@tawdry valley who r u giving coins to, dumb
Bro how to give
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 9,460 / 11,715 (80.8%)
pls with 2000
@keen birch ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 7,460.
the money comes after the username
Pls give @vagrant tapir 3000
@tawdry valley You gave Gabe/ ⏣ 2,760 after a 8% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 21,761 and they've got ⏣ 4,760
⏣ 4,760 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 592,923.
pls with 2000
@vagrant tapir ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 590,923.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 21,761
Bank: ⏣ 220,533 / 220,643 (100.0%)
pls bal 𓆙||Œ ꨄ ¥ ØP Ïẞ THẞ¥ꨄ|| 𓆙#0242
Wallet: ⏣ 8,410
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls rob @vagrant tapir
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid Gabe/ ⏣ 841.
Pls dep max
⏣ 7,569 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 7,569.
Pls use alc
:alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
Y
You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 2,841
Bank: ⏣ 1,319,963 / 1,995,410 (66.1%)
⏣ 2,841 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,322,804.
lol
Pls bal Mr.Joker#9403
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 7,569 / 1,498,279 (0.5%)
Pls bal @thorn plover
Tip: You can win all types of crazy items from lootboxes, even pink phallic- wait... https://dankmemer.lol/loot
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls bal •|siømai『〆』#5157
Wallet: ⏣ 2,102
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls bal 835926609201594448
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 7,569 / 1,498,279 (0.5%)
Pls bal 835926609201594448
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 7,569 / 1,498,279 (0.5%)
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 976,687. :horseshoe:
⏣ 977,803 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,323,602.
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls vote
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:banknote: Banknote x1
📦 Daily Box x1
:memecoin: Coins ⏣ 10,000
Pls bal @sharp sparrow
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls bal @steep agate
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,554,010
Pls work
Work for Discord Mod - Reverse - Type the following word backwards.
role
Elor
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,609 for an hour of work.
Elor
Pls dep all
⏣ 10,609 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,564,619.
Pls work house wife
@toxic aurora Congratulations, ye are now working as a House Wife!
You're required to work at least 2 times a day via pls work, or ye'll be fired.
You start now, and yer salary (the amount of coins ye get per hour of work) is ⏣ 12,000 per hour.
Pls profile --active
:padlock: Padlock expires in 11mo, 26d and 2h
Pls work
@toxic aurora What color was next to the word dwelling?
Pls use life
You equipped a lifesaver. For the next 10 hours if you die, you won't lose any items or coins. You will get a notification once this item expires.
Purple
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.
Pls use alcohol
:alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
Pls dep max
⏣ 12,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 27,822.
Y
You got a little too drunk and fell off a roof and died. Whoops.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 27,822 / 1,498,444 (1.9%)
Pls profile
Memer
13
■■■■■□□□□□
1390/1,400
■■■■■■■■■□
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 27,822
Net: ⏣ 59,719,512
Multi: 81%
48 items (5,986 total) worth ⏣ 59,691,690
12 daily streak
6 cheese eaten (38.01% xp multi)
1,421,994 bank note space
5,809 commands issued
Works as a House Wife
:apple: Apple - 1d left
:alcohol: Alcohol - 9h left
Lock a padlock on yer wallet to prevent people from robbing ye. This is a one-time use item; once the lock is broken or removed, it won't come back or do anything unless ye buy another one. It will not ALWAYS break, but it has a chance to break when someone tries to steal from ye.
BUY - ⏣ 3,500
SELL - ⏣ 350
TRADE - 500 - 1k
Pls shop land
Nice
!meme
Pls with 2e3
@toxic aurora ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 25,822.
Tip: There are secret badges in the game, Have ye earned them all?
Pls bal @tiny helm
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls profile 700992533638938695
:prestige1: Prestige I
Reposter
597/600
■■■■■■■■■■
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,564,619
Net: ⏣ 61,394,874
58 items (126,599 total) worth ⏣ 59,830,255
26 daily streak
1 cheese eaten (15.52% xp multi)
4,652,179 bank note space
9,398 commands issued
Works as a Discord Mod
:padlock: Padlock - 11mo left
:lifesaver: Life Saver - 9h left
@karmic wave
Pls shop rifle
Hm
Profile
Pls shop rifle
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 25,822 / 1,498,499 (1.7%)
Pls inv @steep agate
:alcohol: Alcohol ─ 33
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
:ant: Ant ─ 41
ID ant ─ Sellable
:apple: Apple ─ 4
ID apple ─ Power-up
:banknote: Bank Note ─ 154
ID banknote ─ Power-up
:bluephallicobjectt: Blue Phallic Object ─ 84
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Nah
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:banknote: Banknote x1
📦 Daily Box x1
:memecoin: Coins ⏣ 10,000
kya
Pls shop daily
A reward for voting for Dank Memer! Using this box also gives ye a 15 minute 50% xp boost.
BUY - Not able to be purchased
SELL - ⏣ 5,000
TRADE - 75k - 90k
pizza, chillpill, bread, pinkphallicobject, purplephallicobject, orangephallicobject, bluephallicobject, goldenphallicobject, wishlist, lifesaver, banknote, tidepod, coinbomb, huntingrifle, horseshoe, fishingpole, cookie, fakeid, sand, laptop, rarefish, skunk, pepe, pepecoin, cheese, fish
Pls bal @karmic wave
Wallet: ⏣ 1,000
Bank: ⏣ 0
Can u disable the slowmode
Pls use daily 8
Box Contents for @toxic aurora
⏣ 175,601
3 :lifesaver: Life Saver
10 :cookie: Cookie
3 :tidepod: Tidepod
6 🦨 Skunk
25 :pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object
6 :rarefish: Rare Fish
1 :goldenphallicobject: Golden Phallic Object
It's hard to play dank with slowmode
Pls dep max
⏣ 175,601 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 201,423.
@steep agate why u pinged me
kya
To disable slowmode
pls dep
.
.
no
yeah bruh
people spam here
Yes we need to spam

⏣ 267,857 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 469,280.
Pls with 1e3
@toxic aurora ⏣ 1,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 468,280.
@toxic aurora it's useless
Wht?
To tryna convince
yes
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls bal @swift mountain
Wallet: ⏣ 577
Bank: ⏣ 1,869,580
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
@swift mountain it's glitched lmao
Ik 
@toxic aurora ⏣ 200,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 399,735.
Pls bj max
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
S
oof
Pls with all
@toxic aurora ⏣ 399,735 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
tough
Pls bj max
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
H
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
oh no whyy
H
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
dont do this
S
Pls bj max
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
S
Pls dep max
⏣ 724,995 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 724,995.
ok wow youre doing well
ok
@toxic aurora ⏣ 250,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 474,995.
Pls bj max
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
H
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
S
Pls dep max
⏣ 481,492 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 956,487.
pls with 100000
@vagrant tapir ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 396,932.
pls bj all
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
H
h
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
S lose
s
Nice
pls dep all
⏣ 167,830 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 564,762.
thx
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 956,487 / 1,498,884 (63.8%)
Nvm
ok
Lock a padlock on yer wallet to prevent people from robbing ye. This is a one-time use item; once the lock is broken or removed, it won't come back or do anything unless ye buy another one. It will not ALWAYS break, but it has a chance to break when someone tries to steal from ye.
BUY - ⏣ 3,500
SELL - ⏣ 350
TRADE - 500 - 1k
nice
Pls shop lap
Pls shop hunt
Tip: If ye want to purchase yer own pet, use the command 'pls pet <pet name>' not 'pls buy pet (this is the command that buys a pepe trophy)'
Pls shop land
Pls with 2e3
@toxic aurora ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 954,487.
@vagrant tapir ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 562,762.
I hv 15m in my alt rn
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 181,818. :horseshoe:
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 145,455. :horseshoe:
@toxic aurora ⏣ 250,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 704,487.
Pls bj max
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
S
Pls dep max
⏣ 794,397 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,498,884.
nice
Lol
lul
He robbed my 350k
Pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use bers
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Hi
pls use wis
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls bal B4ŁxWANKHRAW#5676
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls itemlb
what are ye thinking tbh that item doesn't exist
pls itemlb kno
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,000
Bank: ⏣ 658,177 / 24,499,690 (2.7%)
Pls bal Gabe/#9415
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 775,194
Pls work
Work for Santa Claus - Scramble - The following word is scrambled, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word.
osblawln
Snowball
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 29,000 for an hour of work.
Pls use ber
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls dep 29e3
⏣ 29,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 687,177.
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rich
🥇 12,473,070 - links#1111
🥈 10,983,506 - STARZ#6621
🥉 8,353,776 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 3,526,487 - ᴏᴘ│ᴀᴅɪ#6969
🔹 3,452,437 - ! AuretoR⚡#4443
:pepeEggplant: 3,410,695 - AxE • DexTer𓆩ζ͜͡🥀⃟ GλBBλŘ᭄𓆪༒#3991
🔹 3,306,388 - JonathanOp#2959
Pls rob links#1111
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls rob JonathanOp#2959
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls beg
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 26 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls rob
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls use ber
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rob bruhh it’s me#8166
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
Pls bal ꧁♛☠ ༺IrͥoͣnͫMan࿐ ☠♛꧂#0228
Tip: Want to know your stats? Type pls profile --help to get started!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 9,730,108
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls bal @ऋषभ नेगी
Wallet: ⏣ 17,512
Bank: ⏣ 220,808 / 220,918 (100.0%)
Pls bal @sick warren
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 1,111,719
Pls dep max
⏣ 110 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 220,918.
Pls vote
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:banknote: Banknote x1
📦 Daily Box x1
:memecoin: Coins ⏣ 10,000
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use bank
You don't own this item??
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 43m)
:phone: Cell Phone ─ ⏣ 1,125 (55% OFF!)
Use your cell phone to text your friends via the notifications system, or ring the police in the case of an emergency or robbery. Your phone won't be removed on use, however mis-using it (such as dialing police when there's no emergency) may cost you money.
:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
:fakeid: Fake ID — ⏣ 2,000
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!
:phone: Cell Phone — ⏣ 1,125
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
:padlock: Padlock — ⏣ 3,500
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
:laptop: Laptop — ⏣ 3,500
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pls use padlock
Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use.
Pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rob @sullen hatch
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
Pls rob @NINJA#0001
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls rob @bronze epoch
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 18,005.
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⏣ 27,500 was placed in your wallet!
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Pls bal @bronze epoch
Wallet: ⏣ 99,520
Bank: ⏣ 30,965
You try to steal from CCD only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.
😂
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
mailbox, tree, bed
Mailbox
Pls dep all
⏣ 275 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 31,240.
Pls beg
Pls rob @bronze epoch
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
Pls gamble 50000
You lost ⏣ 50,000
New Balance: ⏣ 49,826
Rolled 3
Rolled 8
Pls gamble 40000
You won ⏣ 20,188
Percent Won: 50%
New Balance: ⏣ 70,014
Rolled 9
Rolled 7
Pls gamble 50000
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 8s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls gamble 50000
You lost ⏣ 50,000
New Balance: ⏣ 20,014
Rolled 7
Rolled 9
Pls gamble 20000
You won ⏣ 5,388
Percent Won: 27%
New Balance: ⏣ 25,402
Rolled 8
Rolled 7
Pls gamble 20000
You won ⏣ 8,526
Percent Won: 43%
New Balance: ⏣ 76,836
Rolled 8
Rolled 6
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 76,836
Bank: ⏣ 220,918 / 221,138 (99.9%)
Pla buy cutters
Pls dep max
⏣ 220 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 221,138.
Pls buy cutters
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Pls rob @tawdry valley
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 15,323.
Pls dep all
⏣ 165 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 31,405.
Pls gamble all
You lost ⏣ 40,560
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 3
Rolled 12
Pls bal@bronze epoch
Now try to rob me
Pls bal @𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑱𝑨
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Wallet: ⏣ 61,293
Bank: ⏣ 221,138 / 221,138 (100.0%)
Pls bal @bronze epoch
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 31,405
Pls with all
@bronze epoch ⏣ 31,405 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
Pls gamble all
You won ⏣ 33,160
Percent Won: 106%
New Balance: ⏣ 64,565
Rolled 5
Rolled 4
Pls dep all
⏣ 31,405 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 31,405.
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Corn on the cob
𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑱𝑨 answered first!
𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑱𝑨 secured ⏣ 4,851 and 1 :corndog: Corndog
Pls gamble all
You won ⏣ 30,325
Percent Won: 80%
New Balance: ⏣ 68,336
Rolled 9
Rolled 6
Pls dep all
⏣ 55 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 31,460.
Pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rob @tawdry valley
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
Pls beg
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
discord, shoe, bushes
Pls rob @sullen hatch
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
Discord
Pls gamble all
You lost ⏣ 68,688
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 6
Rolled 10
@bronze epoch ⏣ 31,460 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
Pls gamble all
You lost ⏣ 31,460
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 2
Rolled 12
Now rob me
Pls bal @bronze epoch
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Rob me now
Pls rob @bronze epoch
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 61,293
Bank: ⏣ 221,138 / 221,138 (100.0%)
Pls beg
Pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
sink, washer, dresser
Sink
You found ⏣ 195 in your dirty nasty sink, do your damn dishes!
Pls gamble all
You lost ⏣ 195
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 9
Rolled 10
Pls gamble 30000
You lost ⏣ 30,000
New Balance: ⏣ 31,293
Rolled 10
Rolled 12
Pls gamble 10000
You lost ⏣ 10,000
New Balance: ⏣ 21,293
Rolled 2
Rolled 12
Pls gamble 10000
You lost ⏣ 10,000
New Balance: ⏣ 11,293
Rolled 4
Rolled 9
Pls buy Padlock
@tawdry valley bought 1 Padlock and paid ⏣ 3,500
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 7,793
Bank: ⏣ 221,138 / 221,358 (99.9%)
Pls gamble 5000
You won ⏣ 4,653
Percent Won: 93%
New Balance: ⏣ 12,446
Rolled 8
Rolled 5
Pls gamble 5000
You won ⏣ 5,506
Percent Won: 110%
New Balance: ⏣ 17,952
Rolled 11
Rolled 7
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 17,952
Bank: ⏣ 221,138 / 221,358 (99.9%)
Pls dep max
⏣ 220 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 221,358.
Pls GAMBLE 500
You won ⏣ 94
Percent Won: 19%
New Balance: ⏣ 17,826
Rolled 11
Rolled 9
Pls gamble 5000
You lost ⏣ 5,000
New Balance: ⏣ 12,826
Rolled 7
Rolled 11
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 12,826
Bank: ⏣ 221,358 / 221,468 (100.0%)
Pls with all
@tawdry valley ⏣ 221,358 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
Pls dep max
⏣ 221,468 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 221,468.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 12,716
Bank: ⏣ 221,468 / 221,468 (100.0%)
Pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
PLS GAMBLE 1000
You lost ⏣ 1,000
New Balance: ⏣ 11,716
Rolled 11
Rolled 12
Pls GAMBLE 1000
Tie! You lost nothing!
You have ⏣ 11,716.
Rolled 9
Rolled 9
Pls gamble 5000
You lost ⏣ 5,000
New Balance: ⏣ 6,716
Rolled 5
Rolled 12
Pls GAMBLE 5000
You lost ⏣ 5,000
New Balance: ⏣ 1,716
Rolled 1
Rolled 12
Pls gamble 1000
You lost ⏣ 1,000
New Balance: ⏣ 716
Rolled 9
Rolled 12
Pls gamble 216
You won ⏣ 206
Percent Won: 95%
New Balance: ⏣ 922
Rolled 11
Rolled 4
Pls gamble 422
You lost ⏣ 422
New Balance: ⏣ 500
Rolled 8
Rolled 12
hi
Pls GAMBLE 5000
@tawdry valley You only have ⏣ 500, dont try and lie to me hoe.
@vagrant tapir hi
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 1,667,417 (0.0%)
Bro few seconds ago you were on top of rob list
i prestiged
What's that
Pls predtige
lol
Pls prestige
Pocket Balance: ⏣ 500/300,000 (0.2%)
Level Required: 0/20 (0.0%)
:prestige2: Prestige II
1/100
■□□□□□□□□□
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 76,000
Multi: 87%
5 items (6 total) worth ⏣ 76,000
57 daily streak
1,667,307 bank note space
20,691 commands issued
Works as a Discord Mod
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Level 1 Dragon
@tawdry valley You only have ⏣ 500, you can't share that many
Pls with 5000
@tawdry valley ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 216,468.
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Pls give @vagrant tapir 5000
@tawdry valley You gave Gabe/ ⏣ 4,600 after a 8% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 500 and they've got ⏣ 4,600
⏣ 4,600 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,600.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 216,468 / 221,468 (97.7%)
Pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rob @onyx coyote
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
How to buy
Pls buy wishlist
your wallet is short on cash, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase
Pls with 100000
@tawdry valley ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 116,468.
Pls buy wishlist
@tawdry valley bought 1 Robbers Wishlist and paid ⏣ 45,000
Pls give @vagrant tapir wishlist
@tawdry valley You have to give coins, don't try to break me.
do pls gift 1 wishlist @vagrant tapir
Pls gift 1 wishlist @vagrant tapir
@tawdry valley You gave Gabe/ 1 wishlist, now you have 1 and they've got 1
ty
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 55,500
Bank: ⏣ 116,468 / 221,468 (52.6%)
Pls dep all
⏣ 55,500 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 171,968.
i really appreciate it
Pls with 500
@tawdry valley ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 171,468.
ill pay you back at some point
Bro you teached me this game
How
But in this server there is
Ok
@vagrant tapir ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 128,871.
pls give @tawdry valley all
Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 50,000 to CCD#7869?
Reply with yes or no.
yes
@vagrant tapir You gave CCD ⏣ 46,000 after a 8% tax rate, now ye have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 46,544
here ya go
tough
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 218,624 / 221,578 (98.7%)
Oooh
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
You don't own this item??
Pls use ber
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rich
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🥈 10,983,506 - STARZ#6621
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🔹 3,306,388 - JonathanOp#2959
Pls use ber
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use ber
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls itemlb law
Pls bal ||when||#8214
Wallet: ⏣ 4,762
Bank: ⏣ 151,628
pls rob
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls rob B4ŁxWANKHRAW#5676
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
pls with 500
@cinder crypt ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 754,787.
pls rob B4ŁxWANKHRAW#5676
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
Pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls rob Sonirb😎乛 II彡😎#9477
Yikes! Sonirb😎乛 II彡😎 has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying? (y / n)
y
You try to steal from Sonirb😎乛 II彡😎 only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.
pls rob Sonirb😎乛 II彡😎#9477
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
pls bal Sonirb😎乛 II彡😎#9477
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 2,260,473
pls bal B4ŁxWANKHRAW#5676
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls use wis
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls bal B4ŁxWANKHRAW#5676
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal Mick Green (Garvit)#2924
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 355,455
pls bal CAPTAIN -HARRY#4930
Wallet: ⏣ 203,233
Bank: ⏣ 2,750
pls rob CAPTAIN -HARRY#4930
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid CAPTAIN -HARRY ⏣ 1,800.
pls rob CAPTAIN -HARRY#4930
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
pls with 5e2
@hoary rain ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 16,495.
pls rob CAPTAIN -HARRY#4930
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid CAPTAIN -HARRY ⏣ 500.
pls rob CAPTAIN -HARRY#4930
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 41,107.
pls dep all
⏣ 43,107 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,000,410.
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 53,644. :horseshoe:
pls rob CAPTAIN -HARRY#4930
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 8,221.
pls dep all
⏣ 10,221 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,008,893.
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls rob CAPTAIN -HARRY#4930
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid CAPTAIN -HARRY ⏣ 500.
pls rob CAPTAIN -HARRY#4930
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 7,835.
pls dep all
⏣ 9,335 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,016,228.
pls rob CAPTAIN -HARRY#4930
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 29,774.
pls dep all
⏣ 31,774 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,046,002.
pls rob CAPTAIN -HARRY#4930
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid CAPTAIN -HARRY ⏣ 500.
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 119,596.
pls dep all
⏣ 121,096 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,167,750.
FINALLY
lmfao
Pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use wis
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 695,181 / 55,035,669 (1.3%)
pls rob 694542135680041000
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
Pls beg
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls daily
⏣ 31,250 was placed in yer wallet!
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Pls use ber
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rob pablo0509#0971
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 12,231
Bank: ⏣ 1,865,379 / 1,865,379 (100.0%)
pls with 40000
@scarlet ruin ⏣ 40,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,825,379.
pls buy rob
@scarlet ruin bought 1 Robbers Wishlist and paid ⏣ 45,000
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 7,231
Bank: ⏣ 1,825,379 / 1,865,379 (97.9%)
pls rob B4ŁxWANKHRAW#5676
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
pls rob 🇳🇵STAINᴰᵉᵃᵈᴱʸᵉ#1111
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid 🇳🇵STAINᴰᵉᵃᵈᴱʸᵉ ⏣ 723.
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls use wis
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls with 500
@severe patrol ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,382,973.
pls rob @dire waspKK#7986
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls rob @sullen hatch
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
pls rich
🥇 12,473,070 - links#1111
🥈 10,983,506 - STARZ#6621
🥉 8,622,655 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 3,526,487 - ᴏᴘ│ᴀᴅɪ#6969
🔹 3,452,437 - ! AuretoR⚡#4443
:pepeEggplant: 3,410,695 - AxE • DexTer𓆩ζ͜͡🥀⃟ GλBBλŘ᭄𓆪༒#3991
🔹 3,306,388 - JonathanOp#2959
pls bal @sullen hatch
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls bal @lethal knot
Wallet: ⏣ 12,473,070
Bank: ⏣ 435,348
pls rob @lethal knot
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls bal 🇳🇵STAINᴰᵉᵃᵈᴱʸᵉ#1111
Wallet: ⏣ 206,066
Bank: ⏣ 220
pls rob 🇳🇵STAINᴰᵉᵃᵈᴱʸᵉ#1111
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 41,213.
pls use wis
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls bal ꧁♛☠️ ༺IrͥoͣnͫMan࿐ ☠️♛꧂#0228
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 10,695,916 / 11,281,941 (94.8%)
pls bal 322661812463992834
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal ADITYA#8298
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 33,338
pls bal I D K#6618
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 10,695,916 / 11,281,941 (94.8%)
pls bal @fiery lintel
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,019,268
pls gift 1 blob ShŁøĶ⁰²¹#7777
@vague wedge You have 0 of those, you can't share 1.
We don't believe in duplicating items over here at Dank Memer.
pls bal ADITYA#8298
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 33,338
pls bal 771717348444209153
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls with 2e3
@vague wedge ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 10,693,916.
Pls heist
how are we gonna rob nobody ya dumb dumb
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I just died in minecraft, give me an F in the chat
Type f
F
[🛠👑]User_Bacon answered first!
[🛠👑]User_Bacon reaped ⏣ 2,250
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 4,455
Bank: ⏣ 66,240 / 67,350 (98.4%)
Pls heist 745196940777488444
[🛠👑]User_Bacon is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into ShŁøĶ⁰²¹'s bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST soon!
join heist
pls with 5000
@winter flower ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,525,620.
Join heist
join heist
pls with 2e3
@ripe jay ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 24,554,310.
Wallet: ⏣ 2,633
Bank: ⏣ 778,797 / 4,003,072 (19.5%)
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 72,155
Bank: ⏣ 4,356,321 / 4,356,569 (100.0%)
Pls use rob
join heist
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join heist
The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!
join heist
The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!
cmon
Lol
Time is up to join [🛠👑]User_Bacon's heist, let's go.
6 people are teaming up to rob ShŁøĶ⁰²¹'s bank worth 2,019,268!
[🛠👑]User_Bacon, dreamydizz, A Blue Dinosaur, grace., EG SAMAR and ROH⧋N paid ShŁøĶ⁰²¹ ⏣ 2000 for an unsuccessful robbery.
waah
phew
Pls with 2000
@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 90,981.
pls bal ! S И O Щ H I Γ Ξ ...❤️#2193
Wallet: ⏣ 5,000
Bank: ⏣ 3,525,620 / 3,530,675 (99.9%)
Heist redoing in 10minutes will reping
pls use wis
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