dank-memer

[glossy flume]

You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slighty better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.

[mortal ferry]

F in the chat

[tiny zenith]

f in the chat

[dusk tiger]

F in th chat

[rapid wraith]

Pls bal 841619894914383892

[glossy flume]

not kirby's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 6,393
Bank: ⏣ 13,401,066

what a scrub · Jul 25, 2021, 7:21 AM

[rapid wraith]

pls use life

[lavish tusk]

join heist

[glossy flume]

You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

[mortal ferry]

Pls use hoe

[glossy flume]

Results for 'F in the chat' event

natalie won ⏣ 2,292 and 4 :bread: Fresh Bread's
💦💫Aquaboy 💫💦 obtained ⏣ 2,588
RICKKK earned ⏣ 2,141 and 1 :banknote: Bank Note
Xx_MonsterSlayer_xX gathered ⏣ 2,664 and 1 :chillpill: Chill Pill
\200b hustled ⏣ 2,987 and 1 :alcohol: Alcohol
Zachary obtained ⏣ 2,631 and 1 :alcohol: Alcohol

[glossy flume]

You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slighty better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.

[rapid wraith]

join heist

[nimble axle]

pls profile --actice

[glossy flume]

b00merify's profile

:prestige1: Prestige I
God's Dad

Level

5034
■■■■■■■■■■

Experience

507335/503,500
■■■■□□□□□□

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 72,194,588
Net: ⏣ 5,369,338,448
Multi: 85%

Inventory

78 items (224,197 total) worth ⏣ 5,297,141,860

Misc

112 daily streak
300 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
39,567,828 bank note space
73,360 commands issued
Works as a Santa Claus

Active Items

:padlock: Padlock - 11mo left
:fakeid: Fake ID - 4d left
...and 5 more

Pet Info

:bruh:
Level 3 Catgirl

Perks

5% steal shields, meaning you lose 5% less coins when stolen from

pls profile --help for more stats

[rapid wraith]

Pls profile --notifs

[glossy flume]

💦💫Aquaboy 💫💦's profile

:prestige2: Prestige II
Good Meme

Level

60
■■■■■■■■■■

Experience

6023/6,100
■■■□□□□□□□

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 4,588
Bank: ⏣ 14,139,278
Net: ⏣ 14,143,866
Multi: 96%

Inventory

0 items (0 total) worth ⏣ 0

Misc

17 daily streak
7 cheese eaten (41.06% xp multi)
19,879,355 bank note space
24,397 commands issued
Works as a Professional Fisherman

Active Items

:padlock: Padlock - 1y left
:fakeid: Fake ID - 4d left
...and 3 more

pls profile --help for more stats

[swift mountain]

pls use rob

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[hollow sigil]

Join heist

[rapid wraith]

Somebody start 841619894914383892

[tiny zenith]

pls dep 2292

[glossy flume]

⏣ 2,292 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 12,687,362.

[hollow fable]

Join heist

[rapid wraith]

pls use wis

[nimble axle]

pls profile --active

[glossy flume]

b00merify's active items

:padlock: Padlock expires in 11mo, 20d and 22h
:fakeid: Fake ID expires in 4d, 22h and 15m
:landmine: Landmine expires in 21m and 29s
:apple: Apple expires in 12h, 21m and 56s
:santashat: Santa's Hat expires in 1mo, 14d and 15h
:lifesaver: Life Saver expires in 9h, 59m and 31s
:horseshoe: Lucky Horseshoe expires in 14m and 37s

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[rapid wraith]

Pls use wishlist

[mortal ferry]

Pls use wish

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[vague wedge]

Wait we in cd again

[dusty orbit]

Pls use life

[alpine sapphire]

join heist

[glossy flume]

You equipped a lifesaver. For the next 10 hours if you die, you won't lose any items or coins. You will get a notification once this item expires.

[rapid wraith]

Pls use rob

[glossy flume]

KenKaneki's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,248,310 / 4,856,259 (46.3%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:21 AM

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[rapid wraith]

Pls profile --active

[glossy flume]

💦💫Aquaboy 💫💦's active items

:padlock: Padlock expires in 1y, 3d and 34m
:fakeid: Fake ID expires in 4d, 23h and 36m
:apple: Apple expires in 11h, 17m and 25s
:lifesaver: Life Saver expires in 2h, 40m and 24s
:alcohol: Alcohol expires in 5h, 57m and 17s

[nimble axle]

pls use alc

[glossy flume]

:alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.

Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.

[rapid wraith]

pls with 100000

[magic vault]

pls bal

[hollow sigil]

Pls bal

[lavish tusk]

pls heist 841619894914383892

[dusty orbit]

Pls with 2000

[nimble axle]

y

[swift mountain]

pls rob Zachary#2200

[glossy flume]

Eryx's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 503,520 / 110,386,379 (0.5%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:21 AM

@rapid wraith ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,521,276.

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

B̵͋̿ █ έ ₥Ә's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 87,502
Bank: ⏣ 881,839 / 883,104 (99.9%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:21 AM

P̸H̷O̸E̸N̴I̸X̸ (56v) is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into not kirby's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST soon!

[sterile walrus]

join heist

[pseudo cave]

pls bal

[tiny zenith]

join heist

[rapid wraith]

join heist

Join heist

[lavish tusk]

join

[glossy flume]

@dusty orbit ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,791,630.

[glossy flume]

You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid Zachary ⏣ 500.

Tip: Don't wanna die and lose all your coins and your items? Buy a life saver and equip it!

! UNIVERSAL || . ||'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 90,454 / 12,768,783 (0.7%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:21 AM

[magic vault]

join heist

[dusk tiger]

Join heist

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[dusty orbit]

Pls use rob

[hollow sigil]

Join heist

[mortal ferry]

Join heist

[pseudo cave]

pls with 2e3

[rapid wraith]

join heist

[alpine sapphire]

join heist

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

@pseudo cave ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 88,454.

KenKaneki's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,248,310 / 4,856,259 (46.3%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:21 AM

[nimble axle]

join heist

[rapid wraith]

Join heist

Join heist

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[pseudo cave]

join heist

[hollow fable]

Join heist

[rapid wraith]

pls buy life

[glossy flume]

Successful Life Saver purchase

@stark pier bought 1 Life Saver and paid ⏣ 20,000

Thanks for your purchase!

[rapid wraith]

join heist

[mortal ferry]

Pls use land

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

[nimble axle]

join heist

[glossy flume]

You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 24 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.

@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,246,310.

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

[alpine sapphire]

pls bal

[glossy flume]

Jinx.'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 7,727
Bank: ⏣ 9,913,319 / 21,812,204 (45.4%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:21 AM

[rapid wraith]

Join heist

Join heist

[swift mountain]

Pls with 2000

[rapid wraith]

pls buy alc

[mortal ferry]

Pls use pad

[rapid wraith]

pls use alc

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

[dusty orbit]

Join heist

[glossy flume]

@swift mountain ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,995,875.

[glossy flume]

Successful Alcohol purchase

@stark pier bought 1 Alcohol and paid ⏣ 12,000

Thanks for your purchase!

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

You don't own this item??

[rapid wraith]

Join heist

[rapid wraith]

Dank biot

[swift mountain]

Join heist

[lavish tusk]

pls use alc

[rapid wraith]

pls use life

[hollow fable]

Join heist

[glossy flume]

You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!

:xmark: This event has expired.

:red: THEY'VE GOT AIRPODS!

They can't hear us! We need to let them know they look like a jerk wearing those!

Jul 25, 2021, 7:22 AM

[dusk tiger]

Pls bal 841619894914383892

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

:alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.

Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[dusty orbit]

Join heist

[mortal ferry]

Pls buy pad

[lavish tusk]

y

[obtuse marsh]

join heist

[rapid wraith]

pls use alc

[glossy flume]

You equipped a lifesaver. For the next 10 hours if you die, you won't lose any items or coins. You will get a notification once this item expires.

[rapid wraith]

y

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

Attack the boss by typing jerk into chat!
:rage:

5 hits — 37/50 HP

not kirby's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 6,393
Bank: ⏣ 13,401,066

what a scrub · Jul 25, 2021, 7:21 AM

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

[rapid wraith]

Pls use rob

[mortal ferry]

Pls use pad

[pulsar pike]

pls bal

[runic dome]

Pls with 2000

[rapid wraith]

join heist

[swift mountain]

pls rob Zachary#2200

[glossy flume]

Successful Padlock purchase

@mortal ferry bought 1 Padlock and paid ⏣ 3,500

Thanks for your purchase!

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[tiny zenith]

jerk

[glossy flume]

You got a little too drunk and fell off a roof and died. Whoops.

:alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.

Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[ripe badger]

join heist

[solid mesa]

join heis

[obtuse marsh]

pls buy life

[pulsar pike]

join heist

[vague wedge]

Join heist

[runic dome]

Join heist

[rapid wraith]

Join heist

[dusk tiger]

Jerk

[tiny zenith]

jerk

[glossy flume]

||`*~~~v4bhav~~~*`||'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 1,000
Bank: ⏣ 2,517,368 / 22,846,533 (11.0%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:22 AM

[glossy flume]

Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use.

@runic dome ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,859,107.

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

what that's not even a valid response??

[dusty orbit]

wow

[pulsar pike]

pls use ber

[solid mesa]

join heist

[lavish tusk]

pls dep max

[glossy flume]

You need at least ⏣ 2000 to join a heist against somebody!

[rapid wraith]

Pls use luck

[glossy flume]

Yikes! Zachary has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying? (y / n)

[glossy flume]

Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[runic dome]

Pls bal

[terse dock]

join heist

[swift mountain]

Y

[sterile walrus]

jerk

[glossy flume]

deposit coins much? you have none lol

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[glossy flume]

You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slighty better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.

HeySunnyBoy's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,859,107 / 8,734,245 (21.3%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:22 AM

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[rapid wraith]

@honest juniper

[tiny zenith]

jerk

[rapid wraith]

Join heist

Vai jkin heist

[obtuse marsh]

pls use life

[mortal ferry]

F u lmao

[glossy flume]

Results for 'They've got AirPods!' event

KenKaneki gained ⏣ 4,805 and 1 :alcohol: Alcohol
natalie obtained ⏣ 4,751
Zap procured ⏣ 4,365

[glossy flume]

Zachary placed a landmine in their wallet. It exploded when you opened it, blowing up in your face and killing you instantly.
You died.

:xmark: This event has expired.

:green: TRIVIA NIGHT

Let's see who's the smartest person here!
Type your answer in chat now! Use the letter in front of the answer.

Jul 25, 2021, 7:22 AM

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

[ripe badger]

join heist

[ocean forge]

Join heist

[glossy flume]

You don't own this item??

What do you call a baby bat?
A) Chick
B) Cub
C) Kid
D) Pup

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[mortal ferry]

A

[pulsar pike]

pls with 3e3

[glossy flume]

@pulsar pike ⏣ 3,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,514,368.

[lavish tusk]

a

[sterile walrus]

pls use life

[tiny zenith]

join heist

[terse dock]

B

[alpine sapphire]

d

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

You don't own this item??

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

[glossy flume]

Results for 'Trivia Night' event

Jinx. hustled ⏣ 5,645 and 1 :banknote: Bank Note

[pulsar pike]

join heist

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[swift mountain]

pls use shoe

[sterile walrus]

pls use apple

[obtuse marsh]

d

[dusty orbit]

So laggy

[hollow fable]

Pls profile --active

[vague wedge]

Join heist

[glossy flume]

You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slighty better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.

[timber estuary]

Pls with 2e3

[glossy flume]

You don't own this item??

'SoulerBear's active items

:padlock: Padlock expires in 11mo, 21d and 1h
:fakeid: Fake ID expires in 2d, 6h and 40m
:apple: Apple expires in 6h, 19m and 7s
:lifesaver: Life Saver expires in 4h, 15m and 44s
:alcohol: Alcohol expires in 4h, 16m and 45s
:landmine: Landmine expires in 18h, 17m and 1s

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

@timber estuary ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,720,695.

Tip: You can get amazing rewards from leveling!

[rapid wraith]

Join heist

[swift mountain]

pls rob ٴMythٴ#6375

[alpine sapphire]

join heist

[obtuse marsh]

laggy af

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

[glossy flume]

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 736,000. :horseshoe:

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[vague wedge]

Join heist

[timber estuary]

Join heist

[sterile walrus]

pls bal

[swift mountain]

Pls dep all

[rapid wraith]

Pls use wis

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

Xx_MonsterSlayer_xX's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 4,664
Bank: ⏣ 2,459,686 / 33,438,203 (7.4%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:22 AM

[glossy flume]

⏣ 343,507 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,339,382.

[pseudo cave]

pls use ber

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[sterile walrus]

pls use wish

[rapid wraith]

Pls bal

[dusk tiger]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

:xmark: This event has expired.

:purple: SOMEONE JUST POSTED A TERRIBLE MEME ON REDDIT!

To do your part, downvote the meme!

Jul 25, 2021, 7:23 AM

|| LEGEND ||'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 11,206,225 / 13,803,604 (81.2%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:22 AM

[glossy flume]

⏣ 6,365 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 9,698.

[vague wedge]

Join heist

[ripe badger]

pls use bbe

[rapid wraith]

Pls use rob

[hollow sigil]

Pls rich

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

Type downdoot

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[lavish tusk]

pls use list

[pulsar pike]

LMFAOAOAOOAOAOAOAO

[hollow fable]

Pls bal

[tiny zenith]

downdoot

[ancient moat]

pls use rob

[glossy flume]

Richest users in **Villager Esports**

🥇 188,088,989 - Puri Puri Prisoner#6942
🥈 33,255,657 - srishti#0504
🥉 12,201,597 - links#1111
🔹 10,934,256 - STARZ#6621
🔹 8,088,656 - DaRkVeNoM#1558

This is WALLETs, not net worth

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

'SoulerBear's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 409,252
Bank: ⏣ 13,985,139 / 15,335,559 (91.2%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:23 AM

[pseudo cave]

downdoot

[dusty orbit]

lol

[rapid wraith]

Pls bal

[tiny zenith]

pls dep all

[pulsar pike]

lmaoaoaoaooaoaaooaooaooaoaoo

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[glossy flume]

hahahalifefunny's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 797,317 / 8,582,188 (9.3%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:23 AM

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[glossy flume]

⏣ 6,751 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 12,694,113.

[glossy flume]

Results for 'Someone just posted a terrible meme on reddit!' event

natalie reaped ⏣ 3,525
! UNIVERSAL || . || secured ⏣ 3,232

[runic dome]

Join heist

[hollow sigil]

Pls use rob

[vague wedge]

Join heist

[tiny zenith]

pls dep all

[lavish tusk]

pls rob Zachary#2200

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[glossy flume]

⏣ 3,525 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 12,697,638.

[ripe badger]

pls rob Zachary#2200

[ancient moat]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[dusty orbit]

so laggy

[dusk tiger]

Join heist

[runic dome]

Pls use wish

[glossy flume]

You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from Zachary only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.

[rapid wraith]

Join heist

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[rapid wraith]

Join heist

Pls bal

[tiny zenith]

pls with 2e3

[strange bramble]

pls bal

[vague wedge]

Join heist

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

|| LEGEND ||'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 11,206,225 / 13,803,604 (81.2%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:23 AM

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

@tiny zenith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 12,695,638.

[swift mountain]

pls rob Zachary#2200

[rapid wraith]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

订阅【荒野乱斗】COLA BS,YOLU【悠鹿】,CHML BS's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 64,007
Bank: ⏣ 245,808 / 246,963 (99.5%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:23 AM

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid Zachary ⏣ 1,013.

[strange bramble]

UHHH

[glossy flume]

⏣ 2,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 799,317.

[hollow sigil]

Pls rob @mortal ferry

[runic dome]

Pls with 1000

[magic vault]

[ancient moat]

pls bal :841619894914383892

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[glossy flume]

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 221,410.

@runic dome ⏣ 1,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,858,107.

𝑹𝒂𝒒𝒉𝒖's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 6,667
Bank: ⏣ 1,593,319 / 1,978,980 (80.5%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:23 AM

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[supple karma]

Join heist

[swift mountain]

pls use rob

[vague wedge]

Join heist

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[mortal ferry]

Don't rob me dumb bois

[hollow sigil]

Pls dep alla

[glossy flume]

Your argument should be either a number and no more than what you have in your wallet (⏣ 308,912), or max

[strange bramble]

join heist

[ancient moat]

pls bal 841619894914383892

[glossy flume]

not kirby's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 6,393
Bank: ⏣ 13,401,066

what a scrub · Jul 25, 2021, 7:23 AM

[magic vault]

pls use rob

[runic dome]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[vague wedge]

Join heist

[glossy flume]

HeySunnyBoy's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 3,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,858,107 / 8,734,245 (21.3%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:23 AM

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[rapid wraith]

Join heist

[strange bramble]

join heist

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

[supple karma]

Join heist

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[ancient moat]

pls with 2000

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

@ancient moat ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,591,319.

[vague wedge]

Join heist

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[rapid wraith]

join heist

[pseudo cave]

join heist

[ancient moat]

join heist

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

[runic dome]

Pls dep 1000

[mortal ferry]

Pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 1,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,859,107.

[glossy flume]

⏣ 220 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 9,355,492.

[vague wedge]

Join heist

[magic vault]

pls rob B̵͋̿ █ έ ₥Ә#2690

[sterile walrus]

pls dep all

[glossy flume]

:xmark: This event has expired.

:red: THE PLS RICH COMMAND NO WORK! I WANT STEAL NOW! >:(

Get the developer to fix it ASAP or else!

Jul 25, 2021, 7:24 AM

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[glossy flume]

⏣ 4,664 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,464,350.

[swift mountain]

pls rob B̵͋̿ █ έ ₥Ә#2690

[vague wedge]

Join heist

[lavish tusk]

join heist

[terse dock]

join heist

[dusty orbit]

why payots

[glossy flume]

Attack the boss by typing why my pls rich no work? into chat!
:rage:

4 hits — 183/500 HP

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

[vague wedge]

Join heist

[rapid wraith]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[glossy flume]

⏣ 4,588 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 14,143,866.

[magic vault]

join heist

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

[mortal ferry]

Stop robbing me girls

[terse dock]

why my pls rich no work?

[lavish tusk]

guys stop

[rapid wraith]

Stfu

[swift mountain]

Why my pls rich no work?

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[vague wedge]

Join heist

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[solid mesa]

why my pls rich no work?

[tiny zenith]

why my pls rich no work?

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[dusty orbit]

Stop

[solid mesa]

join heist

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

[mortal ferry]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

Zachary's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 38,852
Bank: ⏣ 9,355,492 / 9,355,492 (100.0%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:24 AM

[vague wedge]

Join heist

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[ripe badger]

a

[glossy flume]

Results for 'The pls rich command no work! I want steal now! >:(' event

MaxNinja collected ⏣ 4,509
RICKKK earned ⏣ 3,355
Terry got ⏣ 4,672 and 1 :banknote: Bank Note
natalie secured ⏣ 4,756 and 1 :bread: Fresh Bread

[limpid sage]

Pls with 2000

[glossy flume]

@limpid sage ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 361,053.

[dusk tiger]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[glossy flume]

deposit coins much? you have none lol

[vague wedge]

Join heist

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[strange bramble]

join heist

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

[limpid sage]

Join heist

[alpine sapphire]

pls dep max

[dusty orbit]

stop spamming omg

[glossy flume]

⏣ 933,372 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 10,846,691.

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[vague wedge]

Join heist

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[strange bramble]

RIP BACON

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[alpine sapphire]

pls with 2e3

[glossy flume]

@alpine sapphire ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 10,844,691.

[rapid wraith]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

deposit coins much? you have none lol

[pseudo cave]

[vague wedge]

Join heist

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[lavish tusk]

pls post DUMB WE HAVE A HEIST DONT SPAM

[strange bramble]

pls work

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[glossy flume]

Work for Veterinarian - Scramble - The following word is scrambled, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word.
colral

[vague wedge]

Join heist

[ripe badger]

:/

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[pulsar pike]

pls bal

[glossy flume]

||`*~~~v4bhav~~~*`||'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,538,368 / 22,846,533 (11.1%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:24 AM

[nimble axle]

pls work

[glossy flume]

@nimble axle What color was next to the word presents?

[mortal ferry]

Join heist

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

[dusty orbit]

omg we gonna fail

[vague wedge]

Join heist

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

[strange bramble]

collar

[rapid wraith]

Pls with 2000

[pseudo cave]

rip bacon

[pulsar pike]

pls with 3e3

[nimble axle]

purple

[strange bramble]

collar

[rapid wraith]

Join heist

[glossy flume]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 31,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Veterinarian

@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 14,141,866.

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

@pulsar pike ⏣ 3,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,535,368.

[glossy flume]

Great work!
You were given ⏣ 29,000 for an hour of work.

Working as a Santa Claus

[hollow fable]

Join heist

[pulsar pike]

join heist

[dusty orbit]

payouts wen

[nimble axle]

pls dep all

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

[glossy flume]

⏣ 31,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 72,225,588.

[rapid wraith]

pls tweet wow

[alpine sapphire]

join heist

[lavish tusk]

obv these dumbs arent stopping

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

[nimble axle]

pls with 2e3

[glossy flume]

@nimble axle ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 72,223,588.

[strange bramble]

join heist

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

[rapid wraith]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 2,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 11,208,225.

[mortal ferry]

Dude end faster

[dusk tiger]

Pls dep all

[nimble axle]

join heist

[glossy flume]

deposit coins much? you have none lol

[glossy flume]

listen buddy you've already joined the heist

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[rapid wraith]

Pls with 2e3

[glossy flume]

@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 11,206,225.

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[sterile walrus]

pls dep all

[glossy flume]

deposit coins much? you have none lol

[dusty orbit]

End faster bruh

[lavish tusk]

WAIT

[nimble axle]

pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 2,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 72,225,588.

[pulsar pike]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[rapid wraith]

If those kids could read they be really upset

[glossy flume]

The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!

[strange bramble]

END PLSSs

[glossy flume]

Time is up to join P̸H̷O̸E̸N̴I̸X̸ (56v)'s heist, let's go.
32 people are teaming up to rob not kirby's bank worth 13,401,066!

[pulsar pike]

AAAALALALALALALALALALALALALALLAAALLALALLLALALALALALLALALALALALALALLALAA

[sterile walrus]

join heist

[glossy flume]

Amazing job everybody, we racked up a total of ⏣ 13,401,066 from not kirby!

# Eryx got robbed for ⏣ 71 while walking home.
# Zap tripped whilst running home and lost ⏣ 188.
- Jinx. died RIP
# スカイフレイム left a fingerprint at the scene and got fined ⏣ 469 by police
# 『JC』 got caught by police and lost ⏣ 2,018.
# hahahalifefunny got robbed for ⏣ 384 while walking home.
# MaxNinja turned themselves into the police, who then fined them ⏣ 183.
- Raex2 died RIP
# zahida got robbed for ⏣ 586 while walking home.
+ P̸H̷O̸E̸N̴I̸X̸ (56v) feared nothing and took ⏣ 582,655.
+ Xx_MonsterSlayer_xX took off with ⏣ 582,655.
+ natalie came home with ⏣ 582,655 and a few wounds.
+ sushii『〆』 came out with ⏣ 582,655 despite getting tackled by police.
+ 💦💫Aquaboy 💫💦 ended up with ⏣ 582,655 without a scratch.
+ 533876177643896833 took off with ⏣ 582,655.
+ Zachary took off with ⏣ 582,655.
+ Taend snuck out with ⏣ 582,655.
+ b00merify took ⏣ 582,655 with no issues.
+ || LEGEND || scored ⏣ 582,655.
+ 'SoulerBear feared nothing and took ⏣ 582,655.
+ !   UNIVERSAL   || . || hacked ⏣ 582,655 out of the bank.
+ CheekyChick scored ⏣ 582,655.
+ RICKKK took ⏣ 582,655 with no issues.
+ TBB_MajesticMercury_ (Adi) feared nothing and took ⏣ 582,655.
+ HeySunnyBoy came close to death for ⏣ 582,655.
+ Terry scored ⏣ 582,655.
+ Nnn? scored ⏣ 582,655.
+ ||`*~~~v4bhav~~~*`|| extracted ⏣ 582,655.
+ \200b scored ⏣ 582,655.
+ 订阅【荒野乱斗】COLA BS,YOLU【悠鹿】,CHML BS took off with ⏣ 582,655.
+ 𝑹𝒂𝒒𝒉𝒖 ended up with ⏣ 582,655 without a scratch.
+ [🛠👑]User_Bacon came home with ⏣ 582,655 and a few wounds.

[rapid wraith]

Join heist

[limpid sage]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 1,414 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 362,467.

[rapid wraith]

pls dep all

[pseudo cave]

pls dep all

[strange bramble]

YO

[glossy flume]

⏣ 582,655 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 7,575,692.

[nimble axle]

pls dep all

[dusk tiger]

Pls say why the heck it takes soo long time bruh

[glossy flume]

⏣ 587,887 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 676,341.

[vague wedge]

Pls dep max

[tiny zenith]

pls dep all

[supple karma]

Pls dep all

[rapid wraith]

Pls dep all

[ripe badger]

pls dep max

[rapid wraith]

pls dep all

[dusk tiger]

Pls dep all

[rapid wraith]

pls with 500

[glossy flume]

⏣ 582,655 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 72,808,243.

why the heck it takes soo long time bruh

• Zap#1555

Tip: Did you know we have a website? https://dankmemer.lol/

[dusty orbit]

Pls dep max

[glossy flume]

⏣ 584,655 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 8,869,015.

[glossy flume]

⏣ 589,411 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 13,285,049.

[glossy flume]

⏣ 2,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,981,000.

[vague wedge]

POG

[lavish tusk]

pls dep max

[tiny zenith]

pls with 2e3

[alpine sapphire]

pls dep max

[rapid wraith]

Pls with 2e3

Pls bal

[ancient moat]

pls dep all

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[glossy flume]

⏣ 584,655 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 11,790,880.

[glossy flume]

⏣ 583,155 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,701,240.

[glossy flume]

⏣ 650,655 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,171,931.

[runic dome]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

@rapid wraith ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 7,575,192.

[pulsar pike]

PLS RIPOFF 743302951594098760

[hollow fable]

Pls dep max

[pseudo cave]

pls use ber

[glossy flume]

deposit coins much? you have none lol

[glossy flume]

⏣ 582,655 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 601,655.

[rapid wraith]

Pls use rob

[glossy flume]

@tiny zenith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 13,283,049.

[glossy flume]

⏣ 2,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 10,846,691.

hahahalifefunny's balance

Wallet: ⏣ -384
Bank: ⏣ 799,317 / 8,582,188 (9.3%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:25 AM

[pulsar pike]

PLS DEP ALL

[runic dome]

Pls use wish

[rapid wraith]

pls rob @ripe badger

[sterile walrus]

pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 584,655 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,443,762.

@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 11,788,880.

BOLT CUTTERS ACTIVATED, YEET! Padlock ignored. (But not broken)

[glossy flume]

You were caught HAHAHA
You paid KenKaneki ⏣ 58,566.

[glossy flume]

⏣ 616,005 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 15,010,396.

[pseudo cave]

pls rob \200b#0001

[glossy flume]

The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man

[glossy flume]

deposit coins much? you have none lol

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[glossy flume]

⏣ 582,655 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,047,005.

[glossy flume]

⏣ 1,531 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,793,161.

[mortal ferry]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

⏣ 527,089 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,062,457.

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from \200b only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.

[glossy flume]

⏣ 387,661 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,978,980.

[rapid wraith]

Pls rob @mortal ferry

[lavish tusk]

pls use list

[vague wedge]

@sick dew

[glossy flume]

KenKaneki's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 65,371
Bank: ⏣ 2,246,310 / 4,856,259 (46.3%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:26 AM

Zachary's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 621,507
Bank: ⏣ 9,355,492 / 9,355,492 (100.0%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:26 AM

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[glossy flume]

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 528,281. :horseshoe:

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[limpid sage]

Pls use rob

[supple karma]

Pls notifs view 1

[rapid wraith]

Pls with 2384

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 65,371 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,311,681.

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

Grouped under death

Your lifesaver protected you!

You died while trying to rob a bank. BUT You had a life saver active at the time of your death, which prevented you from ACTUALLY dying!

Jul 25, 2021, 7:25 AM

@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,384 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 796,933.

[glossy flume]

⏣ 530,281 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 12,319,161.

[supple karma]

Lmao

[sterile walrus]

pls with 2000

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

@sterile walrus ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,045,005.

[rapid wraith]

Pls with 2e3

[glossy flume]

@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 12,317,161.

[pulsar pike]

pls with 3e3

[glossy flume]

@pulsar pike ⏣ 3,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,059,457.

[nimble axle]

@sick dew ty for the heist <3

[pseudo cave]

pls rob \200b#0001

[glossy flume]

Slow it down bud

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 5 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.

[sterile walrus]

pls rob @rapid wraith

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from || LEGEND || only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.

[pseudo cave]

pls rob \200b#0001

[glossy flume]

You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 99,899.

[rapid wraith]

Pls dep apl

[glossy flume]

@rapid wraith ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,311,181.

[glossy flume]

Your argument should be either a number and no more than what you have in your wallet (⏣ 584,655), or max

[runic dome]

Pls with 1000

[limpid sage]

Pls rob 796744663721574420

[glossy flume]

@runic dome ⏣ 1,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,442,762.

[glossy flume]

You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.

[timber estuary]

Pls use pad

[glossy flume]

Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use.

[nimble axle]

@sick dew ty for the heist <3

[pseudo cave]

pls dep all

[lavish tusk]

pls with 10000

[glossy flume]

⏣ 101,649 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 775,990.

@lavish tusk ⏣ 10,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 591,655.

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[rapid wraith]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 584,655 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 14,726,521.

[lavish tusk]

pls rob \200b#0001

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[limpid sage]

Pls with 1000

[glossy flume]

@limpid sage ⏣ 1,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 361,467.

Tip: Buying a Cell Phone from the shop can yield all kinds of possibilities, including calling in sick for work and stopping bank robbers!

[runic dome]

Pls rob Zachary#2200

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[rapid wraith]

@timber estuary dep fast

[limpid sage]

Pls rob 796744663721574420

[glossy flume]

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 1,100.

[swift mountain]

pls use rob

[lavish tusk]

lol

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[limpid sage]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 2,100 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 363,567.

[rapid wraith]

@timber estuary dep fast

[pulsar pike]

pls ripoff 479868074883940354

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[nimble axle]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[pulsar pike]

pls bal 479868074883940354

[glossy flume]

\200b's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 487,743
Bank: ⏣ 5,720,695

what a scrub · Jul 25, 2021, 7:26 AM

[swift mountain]

pls rob 487,743 - \200b#0001

[sterile walrus]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[limpid sage]

Pls with 1000

[glossy flume]

@limpid sage ⏣ 1,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 362,567.

[timber estuary]

Pls ron 800919781892816916

[pulsar pike]

pls use ber

[runic dome]

Pls rob \200b#0001

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[pseudo cave]

pls use ber

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[rapid wraith]

@timber estuary dep

[timber estuary]

Pls rob 800919781892816916

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from ! UNIVERSAL || . || only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.

[runic dome]

Pls use wish

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[swift mountain]

pls rob \200b#0001

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[pulsar pike]

pls ripoff 479868074883940354

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[lavish tusk]

pls rob 479868074883940354

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

:xmark: This event has expired.

:purple: THE GAME SALE JUST STARTED!

Type the phrase below to collect your game discount for whatever crappy games you like!

Jul 25, 2021, 7:27 AM

[limpid sage]

Pls rob 479868074883940354

[timber estuary]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

Type steam has the best sales

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[runic dome]

pls ripoff 479868074883940354

[glossy flume]

⏣ 2,110 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,722,805.

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[pulsar pike]

pls ripoff 800919781892816916

[glossy flume]

BOLT CUTTERS ACTIVATED, YEET! Padlock ignored. (But not broken)

[pseudo cave]

imagine robbing 2k

[nimble axle]

pls with 500

[glossy flume]

You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 90.

@nimble axle ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 72,807,743.

[runic dome]

Pls dep all

[glossy flume]

⏣ 1,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,443,762.

[swift mountain]

Steam has the best sales

[lavish tusk]

steam has the best sales

[timber estuary]

Pls use mine

[glossy flume]

Results for 'The game sale just started!' event

P̸H̷O̸E̸N̴I̸X̸ (56v) got ⏣ 3,334
RICKKK gathered ⏣ 2,289

[glossy flume]

You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 24 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.

[nimble axle]

pls rob 800919781892816916

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[swift mountain]

pls use rob

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[lavish tusk]

pls profile

[glossy flume]

P̸H̷O̸E̸N̴I̸X̸ (56v)'s profile

:prestige1: Prestige I
Kek Lord

Level

258
■■■■■■■■■■

Experience

25838/25,900
■■■■□□□□□□

Coins

Wallet: ⏣ 13,334
Bank: ⏣ 591,655
Net: ⏣ 189,120,514
Multi: 83%

Inventory

55 items (2,169,750 total) worth ⏣ 188,515,525

Misc

69 daily streak
280 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
3,303,690 bank note space
39,162 commands issued
Works as a Santa Claus

Pet Info

DRAGONITE
Level 11 Dragon

Perks

15% steal shields, meaning you lose 15% less coins when stolen from

pls profile --help for more stats

[timber estuary]

Pls pet train

[glossy flume]

Use pls pet train [name] to train :coming: in that area
You can also use pls pet train info to learn more about a specific trait.

You have 0 points left to spend.

Attack
□□□□□□□□□□ 0 / 10
Defense
□□□□□□□□□□ 0 / 10
Hunting
■■■■■□□□□□ 5 / 10
Sustainability
□□□□□□□□□□ 0 / 10

[rapid wraith]

Pls use rob

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[swift mountain]

pls rob \200b#0001

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[lavish tusk]

pls use rb

[glossy flume]

That item doesn't even exist what are you doing

[swift mountain]

pls rob \200b#0001

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[pseudo cave]

pls bal \200b#0001

[glossy flume]

\200b's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 485,383
Bank: ⏣ 5,722,805

what a scrub · Jul 25, 2021, 7:27 AM

[lavish urchin]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓮's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,657,704 / 5,148,729 (51.6%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:27 AM

[lavish tusk]

pls use rob

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[swift mountain]

pls rob \200b#0001

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[timber estuary]

Pls pet train hunting

[glossy flume]

How many points do you want to assign to Hunting? You can also use negative numbers to remove points in this area.

[lavish urchin]

pls with 2e3

[glossy flume]

@lavish urchin ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,655,704.

[swift mountain]

pls rob \200b#0001

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[swift mountain]

pls rob \200b#0001

[rapid wraith]

@timber estuary leave server

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[timber estuary]

0

[glossy flume]

You need to put a valid number of points to assign to this training stat >:(

[swift mountain]

pls rob \200b#0001

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[lavish tusk]

pls rob 479868074883940354

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[swift mountain]

pls use rob

[glossy flume]

no rich + non passive people here

[lavish tusk]

that guy left

[lavish urchin]

did the heist finish?

[lavish tusk]

yea

[swift mountain]

Yep

[rapid wraith]

Yes

[lavish urchin]

Sad, lmao

[lavish tusk]

sed

guys why do you rob tho

we have so many heist servers

[rapid wraith]

Pls use rob

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[swift mountain]

Its fun

[lavish tusk]

go there and heist

[swift mountain]

pls use rob

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[lavish tusk]

pls use rob

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[rapid wraith]

Pls rob FURYᙠŒrevolving_hearts#1432

[glossy flume]

try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from

[lavish tusk]

pls rob FURYᙠŒ💞#1432

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from FURYᙠŒ💞 only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.

[rapid wraith]

pls rob @wary niche

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from FURYᙠŒ💞 only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.

[swift mountain]

pls rob FURYᙠŒ💞#1432

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from FURYᙠŒ💞 only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.

[lavish tusk]

pls rob FURYᙠŒ💞#1432

[glossy flume]

Hold your horses...

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 21 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[rapid wraith]

Pls rob 683303274392059934

[glossy flume]

You try to steal from FURYᙠŒ💞 only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.

[swift mountain]

pls use rob

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[sterile walrus]

pls rob FURYᙠŒ💞#1432

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[rapid wraith]

Pls rob 683303274392059934

[glossy flume]

Hold your horses...

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 4 seconds
Since you're a donator, you only need to wait 10s!

Thanks for your support!

[lavish tusk]

pls rob FURYᙠŒ💞#1432 wait guys lets heist her

[glossy flume]

Too spicy, take a breather

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 10 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[swift mountain]

pls rob FURYᙠŒ💞#1432

[glossy flume]

Woah now, slow it down

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[rapid wraith]

Pls bal 683303274392059934

[glossy flume]

FURYᙠŒ💞's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 3,750,075
Bank: ⏣ 7,471,319

what a scrub · Jul 25, 2021, 7:29 AM

[swift mountain]

pls rob FURYᙠŒ💞#1432

[glossy flume]

Woah nelly, slow it down

Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

[lavish tusk]

pls rob FURYᙠŒ💞#1432

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[rapid wraith]

Pls rob 683303274392059934

[glossy flume]

You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.

[swift mountain]

pls rob FURYᙠŒ💞#1432

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[rapid wraith]

Pls with 2e3

[glossy flume]

@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 12,315,161.

[sterile walrus]

pls heist FURYᙠŒ💞#1432

[glossy flume]

You already joined a heist in the last 5 minutes, take a chill pill

[lavish tusk]

pls bal FURYᙠŒ💞#1432

[glossy flume]

FURYᙠŒ💞's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 3,750,075
Bank: ⏣ 7,471,319

what a scrub · Jul 25, 2021, 7:30 AM

[swift mountain]

Lmao

[rapid wraith]

Pls rob 683303274392059934

[lavish tusk]

lol

[rapid wraith]

Pls rob 683303274392059934

[lavish tusk]

leave her

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[rapid wraith]

Pls rob 683303274392059934

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[lavish tusk]

leave it

[swift mountain]

22 million stolen

[lavish tusk]

she lost a lot

[swift mountain]

😐

[lavish tusk]

leave

[sterile walrus]

pls rob FURYᙠŒ💞#1432

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[lavish tusk]

dude stop

[swift mountain]

Why not use fake id 😐

[rapid wraith]

Pls rob 683303274392059934

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[rapid wraith]

Pls rob 683303274392059934

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[swift mountain]

pls rob FURYᙠŒ💞#1432

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[rapid wraith]

Pls rob 683303274392059934

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[swift mountain]

pls rob FURYᙠŒ💞#1432

[rapid wraith]

Pls rob 683303274392059934

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[lavish tusk]

bro youre only increasing the time

[rapid wraith]

Pls rob 683303274392059934

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[swift mountain]

pls rob FURYᙠŒ💞#1432

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[rapid wraith]

Pls rob 683303274392059934

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[swift mountain]

pls rob FURYᙠŒ💞#1432

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[lavish tusk]

stop spamming it increases the time

[swift mountain]

pls rob FURYᙠŒ💞#1432

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[rapid wraith]

Pls bal 683303274392059934

[glossy flume]

Tip: You can purchase lootboxes to support development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
Help us stay mostly free to play!

FURYᙠŒ💞's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 7,471,319

what a scrub · Jul 25, 2021, 7:31 AM

:xmark: This event has expired.

:blue: YOU'RE IN A FARMING CONTEST!

Grow the largest crop!

Jul 25, 2021, 7:31 AM

Type corn on the cob

[lavish tusk]

wait

[rapid wraith]

Pls rob 683303274392059934

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[lavish tusk]

corn on the cob

[glossy flume]

Results for 'You're in a farming contest!' event

P̸H̷O̸E̸N̴I̸X̸ (56v) reaped ⏣ 4,539

[rapid wraith]

Lol 😂

[swift mountain]

Corn on the cob

[marsh scroll]

join heist

[swift mountain]

pls rob FURYᙠŒ💞#1432

[rapid wraith]

0

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[swift mountain]

pls rob FURYᙠŒ💞#1432

[glossy flume]

This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest

[rapid wraith]

He has 0

[swift mountain]

pls use rob

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[lavish tusk]

WAIT YOU APAM YOU INCREASE THE TIME

pls use rob

[glossy flume]

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users

[rapid wraith]

@lavish tusk he has 0

[swift mountain]

pls rob Yeetmasterofyeetsy#0216

[glossy flume]

You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 235,120. :horseshoe:

[rapid wraith]

Pls use rob

[glossy flume]

no rich + non passive people here

[lavish tusk]

pls bal FURYᙠŒ💞#1432

[glossy flume]

FURYᙠŒ💞's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 7,471,319

what a scrub · Jul 25, 2021, 7:32 AM

[sterile walrus]

pls use pad

[glossy flume]

You can't use this item, ye've already used it and it be active right now!

Tip: With horseshoes, ye can gain a lot more coins from simple commands like pls beg, or pls search!

[lavish tusk]

7m heist

pls heist FURYᙠŒ💞#1432

[glossy flume]

Hold your horses...

This command can be used again in 13m and 15s
The default cooldown is 20m, but patrons only need to wait 10m!

[lavish tusk]

10m approx

[swift mountain]

Had 25m in wallet 3 min before

[marsh scroll]

@rapid wraith heist

[lavish tusk]

now dont tag him

[swift mountain]

😐

[rapid wraith]

Wait let me Call people

[marsh scroll]

pls use life

[glossy flume]

You equipped a lifesaver. For the next 10 hours if you die, you won't lose any items or coins. You will get a notification once this item expires.

[lavish tusk]

wait

[swift mountain]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

RICKKK's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 3,987
Bank: ⏣ 5,337,382 / 5,340,152 (99.9%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:32 AM

[rapid wraith]

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

|| LEGEND ||'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,400
Bank: ⏣ 12,315,161 / 13,804,484 (89.2%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:32 AM

[lavish tusk]

they will tag him

[rapid wraith]

Pls dep 400

[glossy flume]

⏣ 400 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 12,315,561.

[swift mountain]

Pls use kno

[glossy flume]

You have 123 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?

[lavish tusk]

sis you guys heist me as well

[swift mountain]

123

[glossy flume]

You turn 123 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 1,776,197 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 7,116,349 in total bank space, with 7,007,504 (98.5%) being expanded storage

[lavish tusk]

did

???

[swift mountain]

😐

[lavish tusk]

you did'

why would you do that

[swift mountain]

Even i got bank robbed

😐

[lavish tusk]

pls bal

[glossy flume]

P̸H̷O̸E̸N̴I̸X̸ (56v)'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 17,623
Bank: ⏣ 591,655 / 5,435,365 (10.9%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:33 AM

[lavish tusk]

i had like 3m only

[rapid wraith]

Me also 8mill

[lavish tusk]

pls profile --rob

[glossy flume]

P̸H̷O̸E̸N̴I̸X̸ (56v)'s stealing stats

Steal stats from the last 503 attempts

Success / Fails / Win%

241 / 262 / 48%

Amount Stolen / Amount paid in fails

⏣ 6,892,565 / ⏣ 404,252

Times robbed / Amount lost from robs / Amount gained from fails

195 / ⏣ 43,442,002 / ⏣ 280,617

[swift mountain]

But it was just 5m so no issue

[lavish tusk]

see i got robbed of

[swift mountain]

😐

[lavish tusk]

43m

yesterday

[swift mountain]

pls use rob

[glossy flume]

no rich + non passive people here

[lavish tusk]

pls rich

[glossy flume]

Richest users in **Villager Esports**

🥇 188,088,989 - Puri Puri Prisoner#6942
🥈 33,255,657 - srishti#0504
🥉 12,201,597 - links#1111
🔹 10,934,256 - STARZ#6621
🔹 8,088,656 - DaRkVeNoM#1558

This is WALLETs, not net worth

[rapid wraith]

@lavish tusk start?

[lavish tusk]

pls heist FURYᙠŒ💞#1432

[glossy flume]

Woah nelly, slow it down

This command can be used again in 10m and 57s
The default cooldown is 20m, but patrons only need to wait 10m!

[lavish tusk]

10m

[rapid wraith]

Oof wait

[lavish tusk]

im going to a risky buisness

[rapid wraith]

@swift mountain you can start

[lavish tusk]

to double my moni

we cant join dude

wait

[sterile walrus]

pls bal FURYᙠŒ💞#1432

[glossy flume]

FURYᙠŒ💞's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a scrub · Jul 25, 2021, 7:35 AM

[tender void]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[glossy flume]

Ninja's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 2,350,494 / 11,307,362 (20.8%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:35 AM

[lavish tusk]

gone

lol

[sterile walrus]

why heist broke person

[rapid wraith]

Yo

@wary niche

Pls bal

[glossy flume]

DEATH's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 890,462 / 892,462 (99.8%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:35 AM

[lavish tusk]

lol

[rapid wraith]

@rapid wraith you are late

[lavish tusk]

rip

[rapid wraith]

😂

F

[sterile walrus]

pls use wis

[glossy flume]

no rich + non passive people here

[lavish tusk]

guys dont rob me from now pls

[rapid wraith]

I couldn't find channel

[rapid wraith]

@rapid wraith

[rapid wraith]

This Heist failed

Because he heisted

[rapid wraith]

Sed

Pls bal 683303274392059934

[glossy flume]

FURYᙠŒ💞's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a scrub · Jul 25, 2021, 7:36 AM

[sterile walrus]

pls settings passive true

[lavish tusk]

i know

but i cant bet then

it looses a lot

[sterile walrus]

yo legend any other heists or am i free to leave

[rapid wraith]

@sterile walrus leave 👍🏻

Pls bal 683303274392059934

[glossy flume]

FURYᙠŒ💞's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0

what a scrub · Jul 25, 2021, 7:37 AM

[sterile walrus]

cya

[broken torrent]

pls use bbe

[glossy flume]

no rich + non passive people here

[broken torrent]

pls rich

[glossy flume]

Richest users in **Villager Esports**

🥇 188,088,989 - Puri Puri Prisoner#6942
🥈 33,255,657 - srishti#0504
🥉 12,201,597 - links#1111
🔹 10,934,256 - STARZ#6621
🔹 8,088,656 - DaRkVeNoM#1558

This is WALLETs, not net worth

[broken torrent]

pls bal Puri Puri Prisoner#6942

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Tip: Not all items are able to be used, some are just collectables or are meant to be sold!

Puri Puri Prisoner's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 188,088,989
Bank: ⏣ 6,545

what a scrub · Jul 25, 2021, 7:38 AM

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pls bal DaRkVeNoM#1558

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DaRkVeNoM's balance

Wallet: ⏣ 8,088,656
Bank: ⏣ 2,380,544

what a scrub · Jul 25, 2021, 7:38 AM

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pls with all

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@broken torrent ⏣ 2,810 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.

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pls beg

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Bill Nye

"ur too stanky"

Imagine begging lol

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pls fish

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LMAO you found nothing. NICE!

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pls hunt

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You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆

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pls scout

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Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
coat, mels room, air

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air

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𝕬𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖔✘ searched the AIR

You found ⏣ 2,174, how the...?

Multi Bonus: +75% (⏣ 932)

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pls bal

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𝕬𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖔✘'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 4,984
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 8,990,733 (0.0%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:39 AM

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pls inv

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𝕬𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖔✘'s inventory

Owned Items

:ant: Ant ─ 1
ID ant ─ Sellable

:banknote: Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up

:bluephallicobjectt: Blue Phallic Object ─ 1
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable

:chillpill: Chill Pill ─ 2
ID chillpill ─ Collectable

:fishingpole: Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool

Owned Items ─ Page 1 of 4

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pls sell ant

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Successful Ant sale

You successfully sold 1 Ant for ⏣ 1,750

Multi Bonus: +75% (⏣ 750)

[swift mountain]

Ping

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pls use bbe

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no rich + non passive people here

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pls use rob

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no rich + non passive people here

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i doubled my moni

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pls heist @lucid moon

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The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 2000 in the bank, not worth it man

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pls bal

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P̸H̷O̸E̸N̴I̸X̸ (56v)'s balance

Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,234,989 / 5,437,510 (22.7%)

😏 · Jul 25, 2021, 7:40 AM

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pls heist @lavish tusk

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𝕬𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖔✘ is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into P̸H̷O̸E̸N̴I̸X̸ (56v)'s bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST soon!

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Pls use wis

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no rich + non passive people here

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join heist

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listen buddy you've already joined the heist

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dude tf

dont

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cancel

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pls

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CANCEL

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pls use cell