#dank-memer
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Nah
No
@twilit trail You have 0 of those, you can't share 1.
We don't believe in duplicating items over here at Dank Memer.
Pls bal HC || Akhi̴lesh#5555
He just deposited
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 15,048,137
He's off of discord on his settings I never said he actually was offline
Pls bal @
HC || Akhi̴lesh#5555
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 49,690 / 50,190 (99.0%)
Pls use bbe
no rich + non passive people here
@twilit trail Who do you want to give your 'little pink surprise' to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
Pls bal HC || Akhi̴lesh#5555
@twilit trail You gotta mention an actual user otherwise I'm gonna shove that thing right up your shitter mate
Pls use pink
@twilit trail Who do you want to give your 'little pink surprise' to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
HC || Akhi̴lesh#5555
@twilit trail You have 269,420 pinks to send. How many would you like to send?
1
@twilit trail Alright, HC || Akhi̴lesh got a kinky surprise from you! :flushed:
Pls use pink
@twilit trail Who do you want to give your 'little pink surprise' to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
HC || Akhi̴lesh#5555
@twilit trail You have 269,419 pinks to send. How many would you like to send?
1
@twilit trail Alright, HC || Akhi̴lesh got a kinky surprise from you! :flushed:
Pls use pink
@twilit trail Who do you want to give your 'little pink surprise' to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
HC || Akhi̴lesh#5555
@twilit trail You have 269,418 pinks to send. How many would you like to send?
1
@twilit trail Alright, HC || Akhi̴lesh got a kinky surprise from you! :flushed:
Pls use pink
@twilit trail Who do you want to give your 'little pink surprise' to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
HC || Akhi̴lesh#5555
@twilit trail You have 269,417 pinks to send. How many would you like to send?
1
@twilit trail Alright, HC || Akhi̴lesh got a kinky surprise from you! :flushed:
Pls use pink
@twilit trail Who do you want to give your 'little pink surprise' to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
??
HC || Akhi̴lesh#5555
@twilit trail You have 269,416 pinks to send. How many would you like to send?
1
@twilit trail Alright, HC || Akhi̴lesh got a kinky surprise from you! :flushed:
It messes up their pings so it's harder for them to stop a heist
Pls use p
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
Pls use pin
@twilit trail Who do you want to give your 'little pink surprise' to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
HC || Akhi̴lesh#5555
@twilit trail You have 269,415 pinks to send. How many would you like to send?
1
@twilit trail This good and holy user is in family friendly mode, you cannot send this naughty item to them.
Pls use pin
@twilit trail Who do you want to give your 'little pink surprise' to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
HC || Akhi̴lesh#5555
@twilit trail You have 269,414 pinks to send. How many would you like to send?
1
@twilit trail This good and holy user is in family friendly mode, you cannot send this naughty item to them.
enough?
Pls use pin
@twilit trail Who do you want to give your 'little pink surprise' to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
HC || Akhi̴lesh#5555
@twilit trail You have 269,413 pinks to send. How many would you like to send?
1
@twilit trail This good and holy user is in family friendly mode, you cannot send this naughty item to them.
K
Pls bal HC || Akhi̴lesh#5555
Tip: Make sure to check the shop regularly for sales and seasonal items!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 15,047,637
That's them dumbass
@winged hare
They are online
wanna heist?
lets heist him
wait
They are online
Pls BAL HC || Akhi̴lesh#5555
Tip: Shredded Cheese item boosts your xp multiplier which makes you gain xp a lot faster!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 15,047,637
Look
oh
pls profile HC || Akhi̴lesh#5555
Badges: :2020Badge: :workBadge:
Biggest Brain
1531
■■■■■■■■■■
153106/153,200
■□□□□□□□□□
Wallet: ⏣ 69
Bank: ⏣ 15,047,568
Net: ⏣ 1,662,886,707
70 items (11,263,688 total) worth ⏣ 1,647,839,070
182 daily streak
300 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
46,161,120 bank note space
281,381 commands issued
Works as a Robber
:santashat: Santa's Hat - 17d left
:fakeid: Fake ID - 5d left
...and 6 more
@winged mountain
Level 55 Dragon
15% steal shields, meaning this user loses 15% less coins when stolen from
Pls itemlb spider
Pls beg
Pls bal ! てんし#6482
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 11,004,064 / 34,471,049 (31.9%)
Pls bal ` ƬƤƦ 𒉽 Shrey#6039
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 11,004,064 / 34,471,049 (31.9%)
Pls bal ` ƬƤƦ 𒉽 Shrey#6039
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 11,004,064 / 34,471,049 (31.9%)
Wtf
Pls bal ` ƬƤƦ 𒉽 Shrey#6039
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 49,690 / 50,245 (98.9%)
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 49,690 / 50,245 (98.9%)
Tip: Wanted to rob someone but their money is deposited? Gather a few people, and run the pls bankrob command.
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 11,004,064 / 34,471,049 (31.9%)
Pls shop tro
Having this trophy gives you a 15% multiplier, an extra 10% steal shields, and an extra 5% chance at random events spawning (does not stack). Otherwise, it is used to flex on normies who cannot afford one!
BUY - ⏣ 50,000,000
SELL - Collectables aren't able to be sold
TRADE - 28m - 31m
Pls notifs
Sorted by most recent
You can use pls notifications view [index] to view a specific notification
1. New text message from Boss
What are you doing?! I can't believe you're stealing from this innocent person! ...
2. Item expiration!
uhoh your horseshoe expired!
3. New text message from Boss
What are you doing?! I can't believe you're stealing from this innocent person! ...
4. New text message from Boss
What are you doing?! I can't believe you're stealing from this innocent person! ...
5. You have been stolen from!
nia#8008 (@teal kettle) has stolen ⏣ 225 from you in Emoji.gg...**
Pls notifs 20
Sorted by most recent
You can use pls notifications view [index] to view a specific notification
96. You have been stolen from!
JUGGERNAUT#0001 (@plush root) has stolen ⏣ 1,316,012 from you ...
97. You have a gift!
SnowdonJake2002#4802 has given you 4 goldenphallicobject!
98. You have a gift!
carmoo#6528 has given you 10 banknote!
99. You have been given coins!
local#0354 has given you ⏣ 9!
100. Item expiration!
uhoh your horseshoe expired!
Pls notifs 19
Sorted by most recent
You can use pls notifications view [index] to view a specific notification
91. Your bank is being heisted!
In r/dreamgender (#💰economy-more-like-dreamconomy🤣), your bank is being robbed**...**
92. You have a gift!
Divyansh#6969 has given you 2 corncob!
93. You have a gift!
Divyansh#6969 has given you 60 exoticfish!
94. You have a gift!
Divyansh#6969 has given you 40 exoticfish!
95. You have a gift!
4bkbqwerty#0001 has given you 3 banknote!
Pls notifs 18
Sorted by most recent
You can use pls notifications view [index] to view a specific notification
86. You were almost stolen from!
lovebub#2718 (@toxic ingot) attempted to steal from you in r/drea...**
87. You have been given coins!
IZU#9999 has given you ⏣ 27,600!
88. You have been given coins!
IZU#9999 has given you ⏣ 92,000!
89. Your bank is being heisted!
In r/dreamgender (#💰economy-more-like-dreamconomy🤣), your bank is being robbed**...**
90. You were almost stolen from!
lovebub#2718 (@toxic ingot) attempted to steal from you in r/drea...**
pls heist HC || Akhi̴lesh#5555
PIYUSH is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into HC || Akhi̴lesh's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST soon!
They are online
pls use cell
@orchid sand memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
r ■ Report someone for breaking rules
f ■ Send bot feedback
e ■ Exit
p
On the phone with the Police
HC || AKHI̴LESH hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER We'll be right there sir, or ma'am.
Call disconnected.
@dusty bear HC || Akhi̴lesh rang the police on you and your gang, and you were arrested at the scene!
PIYUSH paid HC || Akhi̴lesh ⏣ 5000 for an unsuccessful robbery.
Dumbass
pls dep 5e3
⏣ 5,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 15,050,568.
Told you
pls gift 5 all @twilit trail
@orchid sand You gave Karsten 5 pinkphallicobject, now ye have 11,141,362 and they've got 269,417
Good job
Pls buy pin 3
@twilit trail bought 3 Pink Phallic Objects and paid ⏣ 30
Pls use bbe
no rich + non passive people here
Pls bal ZEPLERWNL#3775
Wallet: ⏣ 58,598
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls rob ZEPLERWNL#3775
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid ZEPLERWNL ⏣ 500.
Pls use alc
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Pls rob ZEPLERWNL#3775
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 10 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
Pls rob ZEPLERWNL#3775
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
Pls rob ZEPLERWNL#3775
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
Pls with 500
@fierce hornet ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 49,190.
Pls rob ZEPLERWNL#3775
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 59,098.
Pls dep max
⏣ 1,165 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 50,355.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 58,433
Bank: ⏣ 50,355 / 50,355 (100.0%)
Pls bal SasukeOP#1111
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls rich
🥇 188,088,989 - Puri Puri Prisoner#6942
🥈 32,537,769 - srishti#0504
🥉 11,798,911 - links#1111
🔹 10,826,506 - STARZ#6621
🔹 7,806,253 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
Pls rob @olive crag
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls shop tipjar
Pls rob @STARZ
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls rob @stiff bramble
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid TEAMxCEblinkOP ⏣ 5,843.
Pls bal @stiff bramble
Wallet: ⏣ 6,343
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal @rapid wraith
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 0
??
Pls itemlb pepes
Pls bal ! A S H I F#0001
Wallet: ⏣ 52,590
Bank: ⏣ 50,355 / 50,410 (99.9%)
Pls bal @rapid wraith
Wallet: ⏣ 35,057
Bank: ⏣ 16,280
Pls rob @rapid wraith
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 35,057.
Pls bal !Ash#3612
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 681,616
Pls bal @🐠
Wallet: ⏣ 87,647
Bank: ⏣ 50,355 / 50,410 (99.9%)
Pls bal @🐠||
Wallet: ⏣ 87,647
Bank: ⏣ 50,355 / 50,410 (99.9%)
Pls itemlb like
Pls use bbe
no rich + non passive people here
Pls rob dreamydizz#8134
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid dreamydizz ⏣ 500.
Pls bal Alisha#7193 #7193
Wallet: ⏣ 88,147
Bank: ⏣ 50,355 / 50,410 (99.9%)
Pls use pad
You don't own this item??
pls buy pad
@fierce hornet bought 1 Padlock and paid ⏣ 3,500
pls use pad
Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use.
Pls rob dreamydizz#8134
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
Pls bal @rich tangle
Wallet: ⏣ 949
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls rob dreamydizz#8134
BOLT CUTTERS ACTIVATED, YEET! Padlock ignored. (But not broken)
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 84,647. :horseshoe:
Pls dep all
⏣ 87,899 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 235,649.
Pls with 2000
@velvet lake ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 233,649.
Wallet: ⏣ 13,457
Bank: ⏣ 1,309,023
Pls bal sanky#5973
Wallet: ⏣ 165,745
Bank: ⏣ 276,131
Pls rob sanky#5973
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
Pls with 500
@fierce hornet ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 49,855.
Pls rob sanky#5973
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 165,745.
Pls itemlb lile
what are you thinking tbh that item doesn't exist
Pls itemlb like
Pls bal @raw bluff
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 9,543
pls bal @glossy lichen
Tip: Use a landmine and a padlock item to prevent people from robbing you!
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls bal Chaaya#4958
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal Varxd#7777
Wallet: ⏣ 910,766
Bank: ⏣ 4,039,279
pls rob Varxd#7777
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls itemlb music
Pls bal FURY💞#1432
Wallet: ⏣ 9,439
Bank: ⏣ 2,311,261
Pls rob FURY💞#1432
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 8,023.
👀
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 2,017,358
Bank: ⏣ 647,622 / 647,622 (100.0%)
Darsh
Wut
Pls rob DarshJain#8129
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
fffffffffffff
🌚
@winged hare

Wallet: ⏣ 174,268
Bank: ⏣ 49,855 / 50,465 (98.8%)
Pls bal FURY💞#1432
Wallet: ⏣ 1,416
Bank: ⏣ 2,311,261
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls profile 858908073555918878
Reposter
529/600
■■■□□□□□□□
Wallet: ⏣ 174,268
Bank: ⏣ 49,855
Net: ⏣ 10,708,883
29 items (171 total) worth ⏣ 10,484,760
24 daily streak
21,370 bank note space
2,014 commands issued
:lifesaver: Life Saver - 6h left
:alcohol: Alcohol - 6h left
...and 1 more
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 20,582,896 / 54,582,503 (37.7%)
pls with 5e2
@orchid sand ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 20,582,396.
pls use sho
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slighty better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
pls rob 858908073555918878
BOLT CUTTERS ACTIVATED, YEET! Padlock ignored. (But not broken)
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid dreamydizz ⏣ 500.
pls with 5e2
@orchid sand ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 20,581,896.
pls profile 858908073555918878
Reposter
529/600
■■■□□□□□□□
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 49,855
Net: ⏣ 10,534,615
29 items (171 total) worth ⏣ 10,484,760
24 daily streak
21,370 bank note space
2,015 commands issued
:lifesaver: Life Saver - 6h left
:alcohol: Alcohol - 6h left
...and 1 more
nice alt
Pls use bbe
no rich + non passive people here
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls profile --cd
steal: 00:06
monthly: 09:21:08:29
weekly: 05:21:05:15
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 21,310,406 / 54,583,163 (39.0%)
pls rob 437892069550456833
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
pls profile 437892069550456833
Normie
459/500
■■■■■■□□□□
Wallet: ⏣ 1,184,992
Bank: ⏣ 35,166
Net: ⏣ 1,569,428
16 items (24 total) worth ⏣ 349,270
56 daily streak
10,306 bank note space
1,598 commands issued
Works as a Ghost
0 2
Level 1 Catgirl
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls rob NAVO#0784
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid NAVO ⏣ 500.
pls rob NAVO#0784
You try to steal from NAVO only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.
oggay
@fervent lintel don’t rob me
Pls bal @pulsar ether
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 181,679
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 181,679 / 192,499 (94.4%)
pls profile 437892069550456833
Normie
459/500
■■■■■■□□□□
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 35,166
Net: ⏣ 384,436
16 items (24 total) worth ⏣ 349,270
56 daily streak
10,306 bank note space
1,598 commands issued
Works as a Ghost
0 2
Level 1 Catgirl
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use alc
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
pls rob 437892069550456833
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 23,995,587 / 54,583,273 (44.0%)
pls lprofile PIYUSH#6551
pls rob 437892069550456833
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
pls profile PIYUSH#6551
Normie
250/300
■■■■■□□□□□
Wallet: ⏣ 160,662
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 914,562
18 items (58 total) worth ⏣ 753,900
22 daily streak
830 commands issued
Works as a Professional Fisherman
pls rob PIYUSH#6551
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid PIYUSH ⏣ 500.
@orchid sand ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 23,995,087.
Tip: Use fake id to cover yourself from the robber's wishlist item!
pls use sho
You can't use this item, ye've already used it and it be active right now!
pls ri sho
@orchid sand Boom, that item is gone.
Tip: Did ye know we hold a monthly dev QnA? Join us with yer suggestion at discord.gg/memers
Pls with 500
pls use sho
@fierce hornet ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 47,355.
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slighty better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
pls rob 437892069550456833
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
Pls bal 437892069550456833
Tip: Get rewards everyday 12 hours by doing 'pls vote'!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 35,166
Pls bal FURY💞#1432
Wallet: ⏣ 1,416
Bank: ⏣ 2,311,261
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 47,355 / 50,520 (93.7%)
pls with 1500
@fierce hornet ⏣ 1,500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 45,855.
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls heist @wary niche
dreamydizz is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into FURY💞's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST soon!
PLS WITH 5000
@brittle bluff ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 511,976.
Join heist
join jeist
JOIN HEIST
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
Join Hiest
JOIN HEIST
You need at least ⏣ 2000 to join a heist against somebody!
Pls with 2000
@dense geyser ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,806,179.
JOIN HEIST
@wispy idol
JOIN HEIST
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
@hardy minnow
??
Pls bal @wary niche
Wallet: ⏣ 1,416
Bank: ⏣ 2,311,261
Time is up to join dreamydizz's heist, let's go.
3 people are teaming up to rob FURY💞's bank worth 2,311,261!
dreamydizz, wanheda and 𝙐𝙣𝙡𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙮𝘽𝙤𝙞 ᵗᵏˢ paid FURY💞 ⏣ 2000 for an unsuccessful robbery.
@west root do JOIN HEIST
Pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
How
Pls give @west root 5000
@brittle bluff You gave 1 ROHAN ⏣ 4,600 after a 8% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 430 and they've got ⏣ 5,100
JOIN HEIST
Bruh
Wtf
Pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls USE ROB
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use rob
Pls rob @honest cargo
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls with 500
@fierce hornet ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 45,355.
Pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rob @@honest cargo
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid AVENGER乡TRACE ⏣ 500.
Pls rob
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls rob @honest cargo
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
Pls with 500
@brittle bluff ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 511,476.
Pls rob @honest cargo
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 1,000. :horseshoe:
Pls dep all
⏣ 3,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,809,179.
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rob @AVENGER#0744
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
anyone trading daily boxes?
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use normie
Box Contents for @brittle bluff
⏣ 6,475
1 :huntingrifle: Hunting Rifle
Pls rob @mossy trellis
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
Pls with 1000
@dense geyser ⏣ 1,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,808,179.
pls dep max
⏣ 169,935 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,086,461.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,086,461 / 1,378,931 (78.8%)
Pls with 200
@brittle bluff ⏣ 200 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 511,276.
Pls bankrob @mossy trellis
You need at least ⏣ 2000 to perform a heist against somebody lmao nice try idiot
Pls with 2000
You'll be able to use this command again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 1s!
Pls with 2000
@dense geyser ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,806,179.
Pls bankrob @mossy trellis
𝙐𝙣𝙡𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙮𝘽𝙤𝙞 ᵗᵏˢ is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into AVENGER's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST soon!
pls call p
JOIN HEIST
pls use cell
@mossy trellis memePhone -- What do you want to do?
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
r ■ Report someone for breaking rules
f ■ Send bot feedback
e ■ Exit
p
@dense geyser AVENGER rang the police on you and your gang, and you were arrested at the scene!
𝙐𝙣𝙡𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙮𝘽𝙤𝙞 ᵗᵏˢ and wanheda paid AVENGER ⏣ 5000 for an unsuccessful robbery.
On the phone with the Police
AVENGER hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER We'll be right there sir, or ma'am.
Call disconnected.
PLS DEP ALL
⏣ 7,605 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 518,881.
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
sewer, mels room, sink
Sink
You found ⏣ 179 in your dirty nasty sink, do your damn dishes!
Pls beg
⏣ 10,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,096,461.
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls scout
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
fridge, air, sink
fridge
pls dep
what are you depositing, idiot
pls dep max
⏣ 1,140 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,097,601.
pls use life saver
You equipped a lifesaver. For the next 10 hours if you die, you won't lose any items or coins. You will get a notification once this item expires.
Pls rich
🥇 188,088,989 - Puri Puri Prisoner#6942
🥈 32,537,769 - srishti#0504
🥉 11,820,254 - links#1111
🔹 10,826,506 - STARZ#6621
🔹 7,806,253 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
pls rob @dense geyser
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
pls with 500
@mossy trellis ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,097,101.
pls rob @dense geyser
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 50.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 550
Bank: ⏣ 1,097,101 / 1,378,931 (79.6%)
pls dep max
⏣ 550 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,097,651.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls inv
:apple: Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up
:banknote: Bank Note ─ 7
ID banknote ─ Power-up
:bluephallicobjectt: Blue Phallic Object ─ 9
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
:bread: Fresh Bread ─ 4
ID bread ─ Sellable
:shreddedcheese: Shredded Cheese ─ 2
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 45,355
pls with 2000
@mossy trellis ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,095,651.
pls dep max
⏣ 2,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,097,651.
pls scout
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
laundromat, mels room, discord
discord
You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 670
pls dep max
⏣ 670 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,098,321.
Pls work
You were fired from your position as a Twitch Streamer.
You were messing up too much at your job. You weren't completing tasks correctly and your boss was tired of it.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 3 hours before you can find another job.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls work
@mossy trellis You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
pls work list
Jobs with :xmark: next to them are locked.
:check: Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10000 per hour
:check: Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 10500 per hour
:check: Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 11111 per hour
:check: House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 12000 per hour
:xmark: Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour
pls job twitch streamer
@mossy trellis You need at least 20 hours of work in any job before you can work as a Twitch Streamer. You currently only have 2 hours.
You can see more work information by using pls work info
pls work info
Hours Worked — 2
Earned — ⏣ 21630
Successes — 0
Fails — 7
pls job house wife
@mossy trellis Congratulations, you are now working as a House Wife!
You're required to work at least 2 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 12,000 per hour.
pls work
Work for House Wife - Hangman - Find the missing word in the following sentence:
B _ _ _ _ three dozen cookies today
brent
@mossy trellis That is not the word! You have 3 attempt(s) left.
Find the missing word in the following sentence:
B _ _ _ _ three dozen cookies today
bread
@mossy trellis That is not the word! You have 2 attempt(s) left, and I'll reveal another letter.
Find the missing word in the following sentence:
Ba _ _ _ three dozen cookies today
TERRIBLE work!
You didn't get the answer right in the given time! The word was Baked
You were given ⏣ 4,000 for a sub-par hour of work.
@mossy trellis You need to wait 58m and 46s until you can work again!
pls with 1
@mossy trellis ⏣ 1 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,098,320.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 5,655
Bank: ⏣ 42,733 / 62,862 (68.0%)
pls give 1 @rapid wraith
@mossy trellis You gave Villager Esports ⏣ 1 after a 8% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 4,000 and they've got ⏣ 501
Pls with 2e3
@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,180,884.
Ready?
Pls daily
⏣ 30,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
14 hours, 38 minutes and 40 seconds
Pls with 2000
@supple karma ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,605,680.
PLS HEIST FURY💞#1432
You need at least ⏣ 2000 to perform a heist against somebody lmao nice try idiot
Pls dep max
⏣ 20,129 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 62,862.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 15,526
Bank: ⏣ 62,862 / 62,862 (100.0%)
Pls with 2000
@fierce hornet ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 43,355.
Pls buy alc max
@crude crag bought 1 Alcohol and paid ⏣ 12,000
Pls heist FURY💞#1432
dreamydizz is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into FURY💞's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST soon!
join heist
Pls with 2e3
Join heist
@dusty orbit ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 639,993.
Tip: You can turn these tips off with the pls settings command if you don't want to see them anymore!
Join heist
Join heist
Join heist
pls with 2000
@mossy trellis ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,096,320.
Join heist
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
Pls with 2000
@lusty topaz ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,804,111.
Join heist
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 574,123 / 916,514 (62.6%)
JOIN HEISR
Join heist
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
join heist
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
Ok
pls with 2000
@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 572,123.
Pls profile --active
Join heist
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
Pls use life
join heist
You equipped a lifesaver. For the next 10 hours if you die, you won't lose any items or coins. You will get a notification once this item expires.
Pls dep max
⏣ 4,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,184,884.
Pls use apple
You've eaten an apple! For the next 36 hours if you die, you won't lose any items. You will however, still lose coins.
Who r we hesiting?
join heist
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
Time is up to join dreamydizz's heist, let's go.
9 people are teaming up to rob FURY💞's bank worth 2,311,261!
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 3,025 (0.0%)
# dreamydizz got caught by police and lost ⏣ 0.
- Ynar died RIP
- •<°>• died RIP
# スカイフレイム really wanted it, but couldn't quite get it and they ended up losing ⏣ 599.
# FO4R was so scared of the cops, they literally pooped out ⏣ 642
+ ROH⧋N came home with ⏣ 577,815 and a few wounds.
+ Raex2 barely escaped the police with ⏣ 577,815.
+ AVENGER took off with ⏣ 577,815.
+ GOLU extracted ⏣ 577,815.
Amazing job everybody, we racked up a total of ⏣ 2,311,261 from FURY💞!
FURY💞#1432
target??
Pls dep all
⏣ 579,815 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,185,495.
Pls dep max
⏣ 577,815 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,762,699.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 43,355 / 50,685 (85.5%)
awwww
pls dep max
⏣ 282,721 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,379,041.
Rip
AGAIN
F
2 times alr
F
WOW
Huh
Pls dep max
⏣ 1,358 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,805,469.
gg
pls passive true
I will find more
join heist
pls use padlock
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
pls dep all
pls use landmi🇳🇪
⏣ 344,391 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 916,514.
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
pls rich
🥇 188,088,989 - Puri Puri Prisoner#6942
🥈 32,537,769 - srishti#0504
🥉 11,830,354 - links#1111
🔹 10,826,506 - STARZ#6621
🔹 7,806,253 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
pls bal DaRkVeNoM#1558
Wallet: ⏣ 204,838
Bank: ⏣ 1,476,297 / 1,476,297 (100.0%)
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Bruhh
Wallet: ⏣ 7,806,253
Bank: ⏣ 1,981,116
nooo
Is he passive?
@mossy trellis ⏣ 1 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,476,296.
pls give 1 DaRkVeNoM#1558
@mossy trellis Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
Hmm
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls itemlb mask
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 184,867
Bank: ⏣ 1,476,296 / 1,476,297 (100.0%)
Pls bal Xaphan#2317
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
:alcohol: Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
:apple: Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up
:baby: Baby ─ 1
ID baby ─ Collectable
:banhammer: Ban Hammer ─ 1
ID banhammer ─ Sellable
:bluephallicobjectt: Blue Phallic Object ─ 8
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Pls bal Rishabh ™#1297
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
@fierce hornet
??
do u have daily boxes?
no
ok
Pls itemlb fire
what are you thinking tbh that item doesn't exist
Pls itemlb bolt
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 200,000
Pls bal srishti#0504
Wallet: ⏣ 32,537,769
Bank: ⏣ 9,461,330
pls bal KRATOS#2736
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 594,120
Pls rob srishti#0504
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls bal ꧁♛☠️ ༺IrͥoͣnͫMan࿐ ☠️♛꧂#0228
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 603,730 / 2,513,077 (24.0%)
Pls bal HC || Akhi̴lesh#5555
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 29,088,762
?
where
pls with 1
@mossy trellis ⏣ 1 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,475,795.
Tip: Feeling lucky?? Try pls lottery!
Pls bal HC || Akhi̴lesh#5555
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 29,088,762
Pls bal HC || Akhi̴lesh#5555
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 29,088,762
pls give max HC || Akhi̴lesh#5555
@mossy trellis You gave HC || Akhi̴lesh ⏣ 921 after a 8% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 921
K
wait
Wallet: ⏣ 921
Bank: ⏣ 29,088,762
ohhkkkk
wanna heisr
Pls heist HC || Akhi̴lesh#5555
You'll be able to use this command again in 7m
The default cooldown is 20m, but patrons only need to wait 10m!
pls bankrob HC || Akhi̴lesh#5555
You need at least ⏣ 2000 to perform a heist against somebody lmao nice try idiot
pls with 2000
@mossy trellis ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,473,795.
pls with 2000
@fierce hornet ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 41,355.
pls bankrob HC || Akhi̴lesh#5555
AVENGER is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into HC || Akhi̴lesh's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST soon!
Join heist
pls use cell
@orchid sand memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
r ■ Report someone for breaking rules
f ■ Send bot feedback
e ■ Exit
p
On the phone with the Police
HC || AKHI̴LESH hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER We'll be right there sir, or ma'am.
Call disconnected.
@mossy trellis HC || Akhi̴lesh rang the police on you and your gang, and you were arrested at the scene!
AVENGER and dreamydizz paid HC || Akhi̴lesh ⏣ 5000 for an unsuccessful robbery.
pls dep 1e4
⏣ 10,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 29,099,683.
fkk
pls bal 680098175637651456
Tip: Our OFFICIAL community server gives a MASSIVE multi, robbing is disabled, and we do a TON of giveaways daily! discord.gg/memers
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,473,795
Pls itemlb ban
@fierce hornet i have 7 m in my alt
@mossy spindle
@Piyush Galande@Piyush Galande#@MërcY#@MërcY#@hasty sage
Pls bal landwind#0373
Wallet: ⏣ 1,900
Bank: ⏣ 18,000
Pls bal kit harington#8954
Wallet: ⏣ 1,705,482
Bank: ⏣ 8,238,804
pls with 5000
@mossy trellis ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,468,795.
Pls rob kit harington#8954
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls deo max
Pls bal @hasty mica
Tip: One of the many perks for donors are steal-shields! Lose less coins when stolen from! https://dankmemer.lol/premium
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 889,135
Pls bal VERSA ON LEAVE ᴰᵉᵛ#1992
Wallet: ⏣ 4,275
Bank: ⏣ 1,292,545
no
less chances
but we can try
@fierce hornet
@fierce hornet
pls bankrob VERSA ON LEAVE ᴰᵉᵛ#1992
AVENGER is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into VERSA ON LEAVE ᴰᵉᵛ's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST soon!
join heist
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
pls use rich
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
sorry yo, you're not popular enough and didn't get enough people to rob the bank.
join heist
beuh
srry
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
hmm
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
everyone join heist
Pls rob Piyush Galande#5071
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 100.
Pls bal @rapid wraith
Wallet: ⏣ 9,018
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls rob @#6551
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls rob P I Y U S H#2222
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid P I Y U S H ⏣ 500.
You already joined a heist in the last 5 minutes, take a chill pill
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls bal @dusty bear
Wallet: ⏣ 161,162
Bank: ⏣ 0
Wallet: ⏣ 3,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,468,795 / 1,476,352 (99.5%)
pls rob @dusty bear
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 161,162.
Pls rob PIYUSH#6551
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
Pls use psd
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
Tip: Use fake id to cover yourself from the robber's wishlist item!
Pls rob @fierce hornet
BOLT CUTTERS ACTIVATED, YEET! Padlock ignored. (But not broken)
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 32,652.
Pls dep 32000
⏣ 32,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 882,845.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 41,355 / 50,795 (81.4%)
pls bal @velvet lake
Wallet: ⏣ 3,152
Bank: ⏣ 882,845
Pls bal @mossy trellis
Tip: Did you know there's a family friendly mode now? Check your user settings pls settings or your server settings pls serverconf.
Wallet: ⏣ 3,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,468,795
Heist again?
ur 5mins times done?
@mossy trellis
Pls bal Tejal#1760
Wallet: ⏣ 475
Bank: ⏣ 0
no rich + non passive people here
🚫 dreamydizz, that command is disabled in this channel.
*rank
Pls use rob
no rich + non passive people here
Pls bal @heady fern
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,391,691
whom, to heist
Pls heist VERSA ON LEAVE ᴰᵉᵛ#1992
You need at least ⏣ 2000 to perform a heist against somebody lmao nice try idiot
Pls with 2000
@fierce hornet ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 39,355.
Pls heist VERSA ON LEAVE ᴰᵉᵛ#1992
dreamydizz is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into VERSA ON LEAVE ᴰᵉᵛ's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST soon!
join
pls with 2000
@mossy trellis ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,466,795.
Tip: Don't like texts from other users? pls settings texts false will help them go away!
join heist
@heady fern
join heist
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
@velvet lake
Time is up to join dreamydizz's heist, let's go.
2 people are teaming up to rob VERSA ON LEAVE ᴰᵉᵛ's bank worth 1,292,545!
dreamydizz and AVENGER paid VERSA ON LEAVE ᴰᵉᵛ ⏣ 2000 for an unsuccessful robbery.
pls bankrob VERSA ON LEAVE ᴰᵉᵛ#1992
AVENGER is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into VERSA ON LEAVE ᴰᵉᵛ's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST soon!
@fierce hornet
join heist
The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!
Join heist
The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!
The police are still looking for you after your last heist, you can't heist yet!
ok
sorry yo, you're not popular enough and didn't get enough people to rob the bank.
pls bal @warped forum
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls bal
Pls itemlb pepem
Pls bal HC || Akhi̴lesh#5555
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 34,931,647
Pls bal kit harington#8954
Wallet: ⏣ 1,705,482
Bank: ⏣ 8,238,804
Pls bal ! M I K Σ Y#0001
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 39,355 / 50,905 (77.3%)
Pls bal Mikey_Çrimson#3015
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,161,579
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
Pls with 500
@fierce hornet ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 38,855.
pls give 1 Mikey_Çrimson#3015
@fierce hornet You gave Mikey_Çrimson ⏣ 1 after a 8% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 499 and they've got ⏣ 1
Pls use bbe
no rich + non passive people here
Pls bal GOLU#2299
Wallet: ⏣ 499
Bank: ⏣ 38,855 / 50,905 (76.3%)
Pls bal @whole stirrup
Wallet: ⏣ 499
Bank: ⏣ 38,855 / 50,905 (76.3%)
Pls bal @whole stirrup
Wallet: ⏣ 499
Bank: ⏣ 38,855 / 50,905 (76.3%)
pls bal Mikey_Çrimson#3015
Wallet: ⏣ 1
Bank: ⏣ 2,161,579
pls gift 1 bolt Mikey_Çrimson#3015
@rapid wraith You have 0 of those, you can't share 1.
We don't believe in duplicating items over here at Dank Memer.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 3,805,027 / 20,139,065 (18.9%)
Pls with 2000
@fierce hornet ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 36,855.
Tip: Bored? Try prestiging for some buffs and to start over!
Pls heist Mikey_Çrimson#3015
dreamydizz is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into Mikey_Çrimson's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST soon!
Pls use apple
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
pls with 2000
@winter field ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,266,835.
k
join heist
go
Join heist
Mutual
Join heist
Pls with 2000
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
@supple karma ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 7,385,654.
join heist
Join heist
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
Join heist
pls dep all
Join heist
⏣ 2,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,268,835.
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
Join heist
Gogog join up
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 4,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,756,699 / 2,207,594 (79.6%)
Join heist
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
Join heist
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
Pls rob
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls dep all
⏣ 186,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,991,027.
Time is up to join dreamydizz's heist, let's go.
7 people are teaming up to rob Mikey_Çrimson's bank worth 2,161,579!
+ dreamydizz came out with ⏣ 308,797 despite getting tackled by police.
+ Machipopoo scored ⏣ 308,797.
+ Aquaboy YT ended up with ⏣ 308,797 without a scratch.
+ MasterGamer22 barely escaped the police with ⏣ 308,797.
+ Raex2 took ⏣ 308,797 with no issues.
+ [🛠👑]User_Bacon hacked ⏣ 308,797 out of the bank.
+ ROH⧋N snuck out with ⏣ 308,797.
Amazing job everybody, we racked up a total of ⏣ 2,161,579 from Mikey_Çrimson!
Pls dep all
⏣ 312,797 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 7,698,451.
Pls dep max
⏣ 312,797 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,069,496.
