#dank-memer
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Pls with 500
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
@rapid wraith ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 421,134.
@rapid wraith hogaya heist?
huh
Pls bal Samirkhan123#4208
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls rob @rapid wraith
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid GOLU ⏣ 500.
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls dep all
⏣ 1,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 422,134.
Ohk
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid MESSI THE G.O.A.T ❤🐐 ⏣ 500.
Noice
Pls with 500
@rapid wraith ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 421,634.
@rapid wraith ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 234,492.
Pls rich
🥇 188,047,810 - Puri Puri Prisoner#6942
🥈 32,072,144 - srishti#0504
🥉 10,826,506 - STARZ#6621
🔹 7,433,833 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 7,236,821 - Supremo#6868
🔹 7,185,333 - INDB | BOSS®🇮🇳#1638
🔹 6,114,098 - BFRxFUSION#9155
pls bal @rapid wraith
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 234,492
Pls buy rob
your wallet is short on cash, go withdraw some BANK money to make this purchase
rich
Pls with 50000
@dusty scroll ⏣ 50,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 332,407.
Pls buy robb
@dusty scroll bought 1 Robbers Wishlist and paid ⏣ 45,000
Pls use ro
That item doesn't even exist what are ye doing
Pls level
Dank Memer
29
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2963/3,000
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Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 8,635,558
Net: ⏣ 91,654,473
Multi: 76%
53 items (1,985 total) worth ⏣ 83,018,915
64 daily streak
19,887,845 bank note space
14,444 commands issued
:lifesaver: Life Saver - 50s left
:alcohol: Alcohol - 59s left
Miku
Level 31 Catgirl
10% steal shields, meaning you lose 10% less coins when stolen from
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 14,084.
Pls use robb
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
⏣ 14,084 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 248,576.
Pls level @dusty scroll
Badges: :2020Badge:
:prestige1: Prestige I
Memer
12
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1242/1,300
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Wallet: ⏣ 6,250
Bank: ⏣ 332,407
Net: ⏣ 942,957
17 items (105 total) worth ⏣ 604,300
72 daily streak
66 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
374,174 bank note space
11,815 commands issued
Works as a Ghost
:padlock: Padlock - 1y left
melmsie
Level 31 Pepe
rich
pls rob @rapid wraith
whew, dodged a bullet
Noi
😂
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 248,576 / 454,368 (54.7%)
⏣ 2,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 250,576.
Bye
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
@rapid wraith ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 250,076.
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid MESSI THE G.O.A.T ❤🐐 ⏣ 500.
@rapid wraith ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 249,576.
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 5 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid The Boss Op ⏣ 500.
@rapid wraith ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 249,076.
Wallet: ⏣ 1,000
Bank: ⏣ 0
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid MESSI THE G.O.A.T ❤🐐 ⏣ 500.
@rapid wraith ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 248,576.
Pls Rob @elfin forge
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 11,434.
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 14 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls dep all
⏣ 13,434 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,250,105.
pls with 2000
@vagrant tapir ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,248,105.
Tip: Buying a Cell Phone from the shop can yield all kinds of possibilities, including calling in sick for work and stopping bank robbers!
lol
pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
lolll
Wallet: ⏣ 45,736
Bank: ⏣ 220
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use mine
You don't own this item??
Pls with max
@dusty scroll ⏣ 332,407 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
Pls gamble max
You lost ⏣ 250,000
New Balance: ⏣ 88,657
Rolled 5
Rolled 7
Pls bet max
You lost ⏣ 88,657
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 4
Rolled 12
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐨𝐱 ⏣ 500.
Kk
tough
@rapid wraith ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 248,076.
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 19 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
Pls Rob 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐨𝐱#8236
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 82,250.
pls dep all
⏣ 84,250 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,332,355.
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 80,945.
⏣ 81,445 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 329,521.
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
lol
@rapid wraith ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 329,021.
pls with 2000
@vagrant tapir ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,330,355.
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 421,634
pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls use shl
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls rob 𓆩" 🜲 UG ⏦ 𝐅𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐍 ⃟🥀 𓆪#0069
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls itemlb pepe
Pls bal RICKKK#7986
Wallet: ⏣ 21,726
Bank: ⏣ 2,169,876
@GOLU#2299
Hmm
Ok
Wallet: ⏣ 21,726
Bank: ⏣ 2,169,876
Pls gift 1 blob @swift mountain
@lime parrot You have 0 of those, you can't share 1.
We don't believe in duplicating items over here at Dank Memer.
You equipped a lifesaver. For the next 10 hours if you die, you won't lose any items or coins. You will get a notification once this item expires.
Pls use horse
This command can be used again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!
Pls dep all
deposit coins much? you have none lol
Pls with 2000
@lime parrot ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,332,483.
Pls use luck
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slighty better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 421,634 / 650,359 (64.8%)
Pls with 2000
@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 419,634.
Tip: The pls help command provides information about the bot commands! Do `pls help <cmd>`` to see info about a specific command.
Pls bankrob RICKKK#7986
GOLU is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into RICKKK's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST soon!
Pls use phone
@swift mountain memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
r ■ Report someone for breaking rules
f ■ Send bot feedback
e ■ Exit
P
On the phone with the Police
RICKKK hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER We'll be right there sir, or ma'am.
Call disconnected.
@rapid wraith RICKKK rang the police on you and your gang, and you were arrested at the scene!
GOLU paid RICKKK ⏣ 5000 for an unsuccessful robbery.
F
Lmao didn't post
Imagine checking passive by pinging


@swift mountain how you know we are doing you heist

Thanks for the ping
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls work
@swift mountain You need to wait 14m and 11s until you can work again!
Tip: You can get amazing rewards from leveling!
Pls profile --active
:fakeid: Fake ID expires in 3d, 15h and 55m
:lifesaver: Life Saver expires in 57m and 30s
:alcohol: Alcohol expires in 57m and 39s
:padlock: Padlock expires in 1y, 5d and 8m
:landmine: Landmine expires in 23h, 1m and 59s
:xmark: This event has expired.
:purple: THE SERVER IS BEING RAIDED BY SCRUBS!
Type the phrase below to ban the scrubs and earn some coins!
Type ban
Ban
RICKKK answered first!
ban
RICKKK obtained ⏣ 2,874 and 1 :bread: Fresh Bread
Gabe/ gained ⏣ 3,238 and 1 :sand: Box of Sand
pls dep all
⏣ 5,238 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 199,729.
pls with 2000
@vagrant tapir ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 197,729.
Tip: Yikers, running low on meme coins? You can get a sweet sweet injection while also supporting development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
Pls shop bread
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 43m)
:horseshoe: Lucky Horseshoe ─ ⏣ 14,200 (29% OFF!)
No one is sure exactly how much this increased your luck by, but it's different for each command! This affects hunt, fish, beg, search, postmemes, steal, dig, and gamble!
:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
:fakeid: Fake ID — ⏣ 2,000
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!
:phone: Cell Phone — ⏣ 2,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
:padlock: Padlock — ⏣ 3,500
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
:laptop: Laptop — ⏣ 3,500
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
pls shop bread
Pls buy shoe max
@swift mountain bought 2 Lucky Horseshoes and paid ⏣ 28,400
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 349,327 / 7,308,892 (4.8%)
Pls with 500
@thorny hollow ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 348,827.
Pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls itemlb pepe
Pls bal Samirkhan123#4208
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls bal sc0ut#0001
Wallet: ⏣ 4,943
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls bal !Ash#3612
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 681,616
Pls bal TriCkyNub🌻#8938
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 218,649
Pls itemlb statue
Lmao it was edited one lol
It won't ping you
Pls bal HC || Akhi̴lesh#5555
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls bal FURY💞#1432
Wallet: ⏣ 1,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,675,705
Whazzup
K go on
Nope
U sure ?
Didn't ping
Okie
Pls itemlb trophy
Pls bal kit harington#8954
Wallet: ⏣ 1,705,482
Bank: ⏣ 8,238,804
Pls gift 1 blob kit harington#8954
@thorny hollow Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
Pls bal FBI-Open up#1611
Wallet: ⏣ 233,780
Bank: ⏣ 2,801,193
Pls gift 1 blob FBI-Open up#1611
@thorny hollow Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
Pls itemlb pepem
Pls bal Coffee#6429
Wallet: ⏣ 6,007
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls bal shorty#0008
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 68,386
Pls itemlb pepec
Pls bal Mikey_Çrimson#3015
Wallet: ⏣ 5,409
Bank: ⏣ 116,366
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 20,000
Bank: ⏣ 2,016,430 / 7,159,882 (28.2%)
Pls dep max
⏣ 20,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,036,430.
Pls notifs
Tip: Did you know we have a website? https://dankmemer.lol/
Sorted by most recent
You can use pls notifications view [index] to view a specific notification
1. Item expiration!
uhoh your horseshoe expired!
2. Level up!
You're on fire FURY💞. Congratulations on reaching level 30! You received **...
3. New text message from Boss
What are you doing?! I can't believe you're stealing from this innocent person! ...
4. You have been stolen from!
Yumeko#7706 (@slender sluice) has stolen ⏣ 2,244 from you in chu...**
5. You were almost stolen from!
Yumeko#7706 (@slender sluice) tried to steal from you in **chumpdump ...
Pls profile
Badges: :2020Badge:
:prestige1: Prestige I
Dank Memer
30
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3001/3,100
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Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,036,430
Net: ⏣ 470,579,935
Multi: 76%
74 items (19,047 total) worth ⏣ 468,543,505
57 daily streak
27 cheese eaten (80.64% xp multi)
6,912,299 bank note space
15,031 commands issued
Works as a Teacher
:santashat: Santa's Hat - 1mo left
:apple: Apple - 10h left
...and 4 more
Hanu
Level 5 Catgirl
15% steal shields, meaning you lose 15% less coins when stolen from
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls rob 𓆩" 🜲 UG ⏦ 𝐅𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐍 ⃟🥀 𓆪#0069
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
lol
this server has 1
lol
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 3 Garbages :garbage:!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
sewer, washer, couch
Washer
You found ⏣ 794, why was this in your washer lmfao?
Pls profile --active
:padlock: Padlock expires in 1y, 2d and 4h
:lifesaver: Life Saver expires in 1h, 30m and 22s
:alcohol: Alcohol expires in 1h, 30m and 32s
Pls with 5000
@steep agate ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,364,487.
Pls gamble all
You lost ⏣ 5,794
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 1
Rolled 12
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls rob
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls bal
Tip: Some users use abbreviations for item names. A few common examples are tidepod -> pod, pepe trophy -> pepet, and bank note -> kno. There's a ton more too!
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 4,012,443 / 4,989,198 (80.4%)
pls rob 𓆩" 🜲 UG ⏦ 𝐅𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐍 ⃟🥀 𓆪#0069
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls vote
top.gg
54m remaining
discordbotlist.com
54m remaining
:banknote: Banknote x1
📦 Daily Box x1
:memecoin: Coins ⏣ 10,000
Pls with 2000
@limpid sage ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,710,919.
pls use wis
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 59,755 / 14,604,165 (0.4%)
pls rob Soham Sane#8715
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 492,349.
pls dep max
⏣ 494,349 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 554,104.
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use wis
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
You try to steal from RAX_EDITZ only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 305,977.
Tip: Buying a Cell Phone from the shop can yield all kinds of possibilities, including calling in sick for work and stopping bank robbers!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,378,690
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Tip: Did you know there is a lottery system? Try out pls lottery!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Badges: :2020Badge:
:prestige1: Prestige I
Memer
12
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1244/1,300
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Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 604,300
17 items (105 total) worth ⏣ 604,300
72 daily streak
66 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
374,174 bank note space
11,819 commands issued
Works as a Ghost
melmsie
Level 31 Pepe
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use bbe
no rich + non passive people here
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls Rob @wary niche
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,723,770 / 2,723,770 (63.3%)
pls with 500
@analog jay ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,723,270.
pls rob 𓆩" 🜲 UG ⏦ 𝐅𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐍 ⃟🥀 𓆪#0069
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls bal FURY💞#1432
Tip: If you want to purchase your own pet, use the command 'pls pet <pet name>' not 'pls buy pet (this is the command that buys a pepe trophy)'
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 4,223,171
pls give 1 FURY💞#1432
@analog jay You gave FURY💞 ⏣ 1 after a 8% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 499 and they've got ⏣ 1
Pls vote
Pls bal FURY💞#1432
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 4,229,172
pls bal KRATOS#2736
Tip: Are you rich and want to preserve your life? Try a Life Saver from the shop!
Wallet: ⏣ 10,000
Bank: ⏣ 2,364,487
Pls rob FURY💞#1432
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
Pls give 100 FURY💞#1432
@velvet valve You only have ⏣ 0, you can't share that many
Tip: When trading, you should ALWAYS use a middle-man. Most servers from pls partners have middle-men to help!
Pls with 100
@velvet valve ⏣ 100 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 79,114.
Pls dep all
⏣ 40,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,404,487.
Pls work
@steep agate What color was next to the word kick?
Pls give 100 FURY💞#1432
@velvet valve You gave FURY💞 ⏣ 92 after a 8% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 92
pls work
@analog jay You need to wait 16m and 47s until you can work again!
Orange
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,000 for an hour of work.
Pls dep all
⏣ 10,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,414,487.
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Jelly Fish :jellyfish:!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls beg
pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
air, couch, car
Pls profile --active
:padlock: Padlock expires in 1y, 1d and 23h
air
pls hl
A number secret between 1-100 has been chosen. Your hint is 18.
Respond with "high", "low", or "jackpot".
h
You won ⏣ 516!
Your hint was 18. The hidden number was 50.
pls dep all
⏣ 3,283 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,726,553.
pls pm
@analog jay What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
r
@analog jay Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 738 from the ads
pls dep all
⏣ 738 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,727,291.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,727,291 / 2,724,182 (63.4%)
I’m not allowed to ping for unfriendly heist .-.
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 79,114 / 366,896 (21.6%)
Pls with 2000
@velvet valve ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 77,114.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,727,291 / 2,724,182 (63.4%)
pls with 2000
Join heist
@analog jay ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,725,291.
Sup
Pls dep max
⏣ 7,579 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 33,851,615.
Pls with 2000
@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 33,849,615.
Heist didn’t start yet
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
I’m waiting for some people
Pls with 2000
@runic dome ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,247,863.
Pls daily
Tip: Are you rich and want to preserve your life? Try a Life Saver from the shop!
⏣ 30,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
4 hours, 34 minutes and 2 seconds
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 3,247,863 / 8,507,014 (38.2%)
Pls heist FURY💞#1432
NitroTide is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into FURY💞's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST soon!
Pls dep all
⏣ 30,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,444,487.
Join heist
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
join heist
Pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls with 2000
@steep agate ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,442,487.
Join heist
join heist
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,725,291 / 2,724,182 (63.3%)
Join heist
join heist
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
join heist
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
Pls rob 🤟✌Minatoainttalk🤟✌#0191
Yikes! 🤟✌Minatoainttalk🤟✌ has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying? (y / n)
Y
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
You try to steal from 🤟✌Minatoainttalk🤟✌ only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.
Hey
Join heist
listen buddy you've already joined the heist
Pls use pad
Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use.
Pls use phone
@wary niche memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
r ■ Report someone for breaking rules
f ■ Send bot feedback
e ■ Exit
Pls use mine
This command can be used again in 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 143,491
Bank: ⏣ 232,508 / 237,063 (98.1%)
P
@velvet valve FURY💞 rang the police on you and your gang, and you were arrested at the scene!
NitroTide, Time Stopper, KRATOS, Tipote™ and 🤟✌Minatoainttalk🤟✌ paid FURY💞 ⏣ 5000 for an unsuccessful robbery.
Pls use mine
pls bal
Pls dep max
On the phone with the Police
FURY💞 hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER We'll be right there sir, or ma'am.
Call disconnected.
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 1,725,291 / 2,724,182 (63.3%)
⏣ 25,092 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,254,264.
Pls use mine
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Pls use life
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Oof
Karle heist lol 😂
Join heist
pls rob Br3nd0n#5460
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 61,446.
Join heist
pls dep all
⏣ 63,446 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,788,737.
pls bal Br3nd0n#5460
Wallet: ⏣ 1,167,476
Bank: ⏣ 807,801
Pls with 500
@steep agate ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,441,987.
Pls steal @restive wraith
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls use Lucky
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slighty better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
Pls use lucky
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slighty better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
LEAVE
Pls with 1000
@wary niche ⏣ 1,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,253,264.
pls rob Br3nd0n#5460
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
They are online so go
Lol
Join heist
Go
Join heist
GO STUPID HEADS
Lol
BRUH
Pls shop phone
Use your cell phone to text your friends via the notifications system, or ring the police in the case of an emergency or robbery. Your phone won't be removed on use, however mis-using it (such as dialing police when there's no emergency) may cost you money.
BUY - ⏣ 2,500
SELL - ⏣ 250
TRADE - 700 - 1k
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 77,114 / 366,951 (21.0%)
Pls shop bolt
Pls with 2000
@velvet valve ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 75,114.
pls bal
Tip: Bored? Try prestiging for some buffs and to start over!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,788,737 / 2,724,182 (65.7%)
Join heist
pls with 500
@analog jay ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,788,237.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 33,849,615 / 45,993,264 (73.6%)
Pls shop phone
Use your cell phone to text your friends via the notifications system, or ring the police in the case of an emergency or robbery. Your phone won't be removed on use, however mis-using it (such as dialing police when there's no emergency) may cost you money.
BUY - ⏣ 2,500
SELL - ⏣ 250
TRADE - 700 - 1k
pls rob Br3nd0n#5460
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Boom joined heist even tho I don’t think there is a heist
Pla pls bal @wary niche
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls bal nitro
Wallet: ⏣ 1,533,122
Bank: ⏣ 1,054,754 / 1,065,469 (99.0%)
Pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls rob 🤟✌️Minatoainttalk🤟✌️#0191
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls rob @austere forum
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Lol
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Hah
Pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use hor
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slighty better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
pls use alc
You can run this command again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!
pls use life
You equipped a lifesaver. For the next 10 hours if you die, you won't lose any items or coins. You will get a notification once this item expires.
pls use alc
:alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
y
You got a little too drunk and fell off a roof and died. Whoops.
pls use alc
You'll be able to use this command again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!
:alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
y
You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
pls use pod
You can run this command again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!
pls use pod
:tidepod: Tidepod ─ EFFECTS
There's a high chance you'll injure yourself from the tidepod and die (meaning you lose all coins).
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
y
You eat a tidepod and somehow live to see the benefits. You gained a 50% multiplier for 2 hours!
@rapid wraith ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 423,706.
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 19,880,700. :horseshoe:
Type corn on the cob
YOU'RE IN A FARMING CONTEST!
Grow the largest crop!
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls with 5ew
@rapid wraith Your second argument should be a number and no more than what you have in your bank (⏣ 3,321,073)
Tip: There's a random item on sale in the shop every hour!
pls with 5e2
@rapid wraith ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,320,573.
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
pls rob WINTOX#6969
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 1,988,070. :horseshoe:
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 399,123
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 569
Bank: ⏣ 399,123 / 3,321,623 (12.0%)
pls profile --active
Tip: Sell high worth items that you don't want to use, to other players. Dank memer will give you very little for those banknotes, but the trading community will pay more than 100k each.
:fakeid: Fake ID expires in 10h, 11m and 15s
:landmine: Landmine expires in 19h, 40m and 48s
:horseshoe: Lucky Horseshoe expires in 0s
:lifesaver: Life Saver expires in 9h, 45m and 4s
:alcohol: Alcohol expires in 9h, 45m and 21s
:tidepod: Tidepod - 50% multiplier boost expires in 1h, 45m and 31s
:padlock: Padlock expires in 1y, 5d and 54m
pls use hor
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slighty better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
pls rob WINTOX#6969
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 9,940. :horseshoe:
pls dep max
⏣ 10,509 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 409,632.
pls bal WINTOX#6969
Wallet: ⏣ 210,957
Bank: ⏣ 29,000
pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls rob WINTOX#6969
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 9,493.
pls dep all
⏣ 11,493 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 419,569.
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls rob WINTOX#6969
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 181,318.
pls dep all
⏣ 183,318 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 605,647.
pls bal WINTOX#6969
Wallet: ⏣ 20,146
Bank: ⏣ 29,000
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use bbe
You'll be able to use this command again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rich
🥇 188,047,810 - Puri Puri Prisoner#6942
🥈 32,124,521 - srishti#0504
🥉 10,826,506 - STARZ#6621
🔹 7,454,558 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 7,236,821 - Supremo#6868
🔹 7,185,333 - INDB | BOSS®🇮🇳#1638
🔹 6,114,098 - BFRxFUSION#9155
Pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls level Puri Puri Prisoner#6942
Badges: :2020Badge:
Normie
149/200
■■■■■□□□□□
Wallet: ⏣ 188,047,810
Bank: ⏣ 6,545
Net: ⏣ 246,007,340
40 items (55,366 total) worth ⏣ 57,952,985
49 daily streak
752 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber
Pls rob Puri Puri Prisoner#6942
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls bal ANUJ ❤️#7534
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,548,570 / 1,971,402 (78.6%)
pls with 2000
@vagrant tapir ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,546,570.
pls bal ANUJ ❤#7534
Wallet: ⏣ 100,961
Bank: ⏣ 495
pls rob ANUJ ❤#7534
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 100,961.
pls dep all
⏣ 102,961 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,649,531.
pls use wis
no rich + non passive people here
Pls daily
⏣ 48,750 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 4 minutes and 7 seconds
Pls work
Work for Police Officer - Hangman - Find the missing word in the following sentence:
I will m _ _ _ you at the squad car
Meet
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 21,000 for an hour of work.
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Seaweeds :seaweed:!
Pls sell seaweed 2
You successfully sold 2 Seaweeds for ⏣ 1,220
Pls pm
@olive crag What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
K
@olive crag Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 AND now your :laptop: Laptop is broken lmao
Pls dep all
⏣ 110 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,980,951.
pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls profile DaRkVeNoM#1558
Reposter
527/600
■■■□□□□□□□
Wallet: ⏣ 7,525,418
Bank: ⏣ 1,980,951
Net: ⏣ 18,657,839
24 items (288 total) worth ⏣ 9,151,470
95 daily streak
1,951,966 bank note space
2,009 commands issued
Works as a Police Officer
Venom ki Billi
Level 2 Catgirl
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
@velvet lake Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls use wis
no rich + non passive people here
pls weekly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 23h, 13m and 34s
The default cooldown is 7d.
Pls weekly
pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot
pls profile DaRkVeNoM#1558
Reposter
527/600
■■■□□□□□□□
Wallet: ⏣ 7,525,418
Bank: ⏣ 1,980,951
Net: ⏣ 18,657,839
24 items (288 total) worth ⏣ 9,151,470
95 daily streak
1,951,966 bank note space
2,010 commands issued
Works as a Police Officer
Venom ki Billi
Level 2 Catgirl
pls bal
Tip: Don't wanna die and lose all yer coins and yer items? Buy a life saver and equip it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,202,014 / 14,607,245 (21.9%)
pls with 2000
@terse agate ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,200,014.
pls rob DaRkVeNoM#1558
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!

pls itemlb bolt
pls profile ¬→»:smirk:☻Ω░▒▓█☼®☻:smirk:«←¬#8408
Kek Lord
111
■■■■■■■■■■
11158/11,200
■■■■■■□□□□
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 3,200,014
Net: ⏣ 369,497,379
Multi: 101%
59 items (279,985 total) worth ⏣ 366,295,365
62 daily streak
30 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
13,993,535 bank note space
33,980 commands issued
Works as a Robber
:fakeid: Fake ID - 3d left
:padlock: Padlock - 1y left
...and 5 more
pls pet
Level 8 Cat
5% steal shields, meaning you lose 5% less coins when stolen from
Pls rich
🥇 188,047,810 - Puri Puri Prisoner#6942
🥈 32,247,148 - srishti#0504
🥉 10,826,506 - STARZ#6621
🔹 7,525,418 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 7,236,821 - Supremo#6868
🔹 7,185,333 - INDB | BOSS®🇮🇳#1638
🔹 6,114,098 - BFRxFUSION#9155
Pls withdraw 500
@soft forge ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 229,183.
Pls bal @atomic bone
Wallet: ⏣ 6,114,098
Bank: ⏣ 192,390
Pls rob @atomic bone
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls bal 𝐃𝐓Σ・EXILE#4931
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 229,183
Pls bal DaRkVeNoM#1558
Wallet: ⏣ 7,525,418
Bank: ⏣ 1,980,951
Pls rob DaRkVeNoM#1558
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls rich 2
🥇 188,047,810 - Puri Puri Prisoner#6942
🥈 32,247,148 - srishti#0504
🥉 10,826,506 - STARZ#6621
🔹 7,525,418 - DaRkVeNoM#1558
🔹 7,236,821 - Supremo#6868
🔹 7,185,333 - INDB | BOSS®🇮🇳#1638
🔹 6,114,098 - BFRxFUSION#9155
Pls itemlb snow
Pls itemlb degree
Pls work
@winged hare You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Tip: Some users use abbreviations for item names. A few common examples are tidepod -> pod, pepe trophy -> pepet, and bank note -> kno. There's a ton more too!
Pls work list 2
Jobs with :xmark: next to them are locked.
:check: YouTuber
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 16000 per hour
:check: Professional Hunter
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 17000 per hour
:check: Professional Fisherman
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 18000 per hour
:xmark: Bartender
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 19000 per hour
:xmark: Robber
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 20000 per hour
Pls work fisherman
@winged hare Congratulations, you are now working as a Professional Fisherman!
You're required to work at least 4 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 18,000 per hour.
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls work
Work for Professional Fisherman - Hangman - Find the missing word in the following sentence:
No f _ _ _ _ _ _ like in the sea
Fish
@winged hare That is not the word! You have 3 attempt(s) left.
Find the missing word in the following sentence:
No f _ _ _ _ _ _ like in the sea
pls bal D3NxVaMPirE#3325
Wallet: ⏣ 70,365
Bank: ⏣ 82,472
Fishing
pls with 2000
@vagrant tapir ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 984,148.
@winged hare That is not the word! You have 2 attempt(s) left, and I'll reveal another letter.
Find the missing word in the following sentence:
No fi _ _ _ _ _ like in the sea
TERRIBLE work!
You didn't get the answer right in the given time! The word was fishing
You were given ⏣ 6,000 for a sub-par hour of work.
pls rob D3NxVaMPirE#3325
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
⏣ 2,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 986,148.
Pls steal snow Coffee#6429
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls use bbe
no rich + non passive people here
no rich + non passive people here
Pls use ber
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rob 𓆩" 🜲 UG ⏦ 𝐅𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐍 ⃟wilted_rose 𓆪#0069
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls rob @tranquil flower 🜲 UG ⏦ 𝐅𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐍 ⃟wilted_rose 𓆪#0069
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
Pls with 500
@winged hare ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,500.
Pls rob 850134848819691522
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 3,872.
Pls dep max
⏣ 4,372 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 9,872.
Pls rob 850134848819691522
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid 𓆩" 🜲 UG ⏦ 𝐅𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐍 ⃟🥀 𓆪 ⏣ 500.
Pls rob 850134848819691522
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 74,073.
pls dep all
⏣ 75,573 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,059,721.
pls use wis
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,812,414 / 14,608,895 (12.4%)
pls with 2000
@terse agate ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,810,414.
:xmark: This event has expired.
:green: TRIVIA NIGHT
Let's see who's the smartest person here!
Type your answer in chat now! Use the letter in front of the answer.
In "Star Trek", what is the Ferengi's First Rule of Acquisition?
A) Greed is Eternal
B) Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity
C) Never place friendship above profit
D) Once you have their money, you never give it back.
pls rob MacDestructive#7023
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid MacDestructive ⏣ 500.
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use wis
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,500
Bank: ⏣ 1,810,414 / 14,608,895 (12.4%)
pls rob MacDestructive#7023
You stole a fairly decent chunk! 💰
Your payout was ⏣ 45,841.
pls rob MacDestructive#7023
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
pls dep all
⏣ 47,841 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,105,562.
lol
pls bal @vagrant tapir
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,105,562
pls profile @vagrant tapir
:prestige1: Prestige I
Dank Memer
36
■■■■■■■■■■
3692/3,700
■■■■■■■■■■
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,105,562
Net: ⏣ 36,048,177
59 items (2,491 total) worth ⏣ 34,942,615
52 daily streak
1,667,307 bank note space
18,637 commands issued
:apple: Apple - 7h left
:alcohol: Alcohol - 4h left
...and 1 more
null
Level 11 Dragon
pls shop bolt
cool
pls use wis
no rich + non passive people here
pls itemlb bolt
pls profile 1 - ٴ ឵឵ ꪶ * ͟͟͞ *ٴ ឵឵ ٴٴ ٴٴ ˘#0001
Kek Lord
111
■■■■■■■■■■
11192/11,200
■■■■■■■■■■
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,815,827
Net: ⏣ 370,122,442
Multi: 101%
60 items (280,012 total) worth ⏣ 368,306,615
62 daily streak
30 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
13,993,535 bank note space
34,152 commands issued
Works as a Robber
:fakeid: Fake ID - 3d left
:padlock: Padlock - 1y left
...and 4 more
pls pet
Level 8 Cat
5% steal shields, meaning you lose 5% less coins when stolen from
Pls vote
Pls dep max
⏣ 14,314 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 66,712.
Pls use daily
Box Contents for @winged hare
⏣ 20,474
3 :laptop: Laptop
Pls use daily
Box Contents for @winged hare
⏣ 32,657
8 :banknote: Bank Note
Box Contents for @winged hare
⏣ 10,704
3 :huntingrifle: Hunting Rifle
Pls shop kno
You can either use this note to expand your bank space by 5000-25000 or sell it for some coins. Your choice really. Expanded bank space does not reset on prestige (regular bank space earned via running commands does)
BUY - Not able to be purchased
SELL - ⏣ 10,000
TRADE - 85k - 105k
Pls use daily
Box Contents for @winged hare
⏣ 24,253
2 :horseshoe: Lucky Horseshoe
Pls sell rifle 3
You successfully sold 3 Hunting Rifles for ⏣ 7,500
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rob spoopy#5396
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 65,016.
Pls dep 65000
⏣ 65,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 346,000.
The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 500, not worth it man
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rob 亗KING艾ThOR亗#9999
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 317,360.
Pls dep 318000
⏣ 318,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 664,000.
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Jelly Fish :jellyfish:!
Pls beg
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
grass, bus, coat
Grass
You found ⏣ 1,638, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) (pooped!) these out
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls rob spoopy#5396
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
Pls rob SERIOUS GAMERS#2233
You stole a fairly decent chunk! 💰
Your payout was ⏣ 48,649.
Pls dep 48000
⏣ 48,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 712,000.
:xmark: This event has expired.
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! てんし answered first!
Pls dep all
⏣ 5,992 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 717,992.
Pls rob spoopy#5396
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 11 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
! てんし gathered ⏣ 3,838
Pls rob spoopy#5396
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Pls bal spoopy#5396
Wallet: ⏣ 247,061
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls rob spoopy#5396
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Pls work
@steep agate What color was next to the word advertising?
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Green
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You were given ⏣ 10,000 for an hour of work.
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@winged hare You need to wait 3m and 49s until you can work again!
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Memer
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1327/1,400
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Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 589,510
19 items (75 total) worth ⏣ 589,510
25 daily streak
22,042 bank note space
2,209 commands issued
Works as a Ghost
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Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls rob spoopy#5396
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Pls bal spoopy#5396
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Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls profile @orchid sand
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Biggest Brain
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Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 14,617,614
Net: ⏣ 1,402,482,824
69 items (11,270,711 total) worth ⏣ 1,387,865,210
181 daily streak
300 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
46,086,439 bank note space
279,288 commands issued
Works as a Robber
:santashat: Santa's Hat - 18d left
:padlock: Padlock - 1y left
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@winged mountain
Level 55 Dragon
15% steal shields, meaning this user loses 15% less coins when stolen from
Pls work
Work for Police Officer - Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle.
:goal::goal::goal:
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Right
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 21,000 for an hour of work.
Pls dep all
⏣ 110 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,981,061.
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@winged hare Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!
Fish
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the words you typed weren't correct. Here are the words again;
chum fisherman shark carp
You were given ⏣ 6,000 for a sub-par hour of work.
Pls work info
Hours Worked — 9
First Worked — 1 hour, 33 minutes and 11 seconds ago
Last Worked — 17 seconds ago
Earned — ⏣ 13905
Successes — 0
Fails — 3
Hours Worked — 37
Earned — ⏣ 208090
Successes — 8
Fails — 31
Promotions — 0 (+ 0)
Pls work stats
@winged hare You need to wait 58m and 28s until you can work again!
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Jobs with :xmark: next to them are locked.
:check: YouTuber
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 16000 per hour
:check: Professional Hunter
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 17000 per hour
:check: Professional Fisherman
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 18000 per hour
:xmark: Bartender
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 19000 per hour
:xmark: Robber
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 20000 per hour
Pls work
@olive crag You need to wait 21m and 54s until you can work again!
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls vote
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Normie
267/300
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Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 65,508
Net: ⏣ 2,406,918
Multi: 80%
25 items (143 total) worth ⏣ 2,341,410
12 daily streak
5 cheese eaten (34.70% xp multi)
322,562 bank note space
3,120 commands issued
Works as a Professional Fisherman
Pls use cheese
:shreddedcheese: Shredded Cheese ─ EFFECTS
There's a small chance your lactose intolerance acts up and you lose some experience points.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
Y
Uh oh.. your lactose intolerance is acting up. You feel extremely nauseous and you literally dookied out 54 experience points.
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Normie
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Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 65,508
Net: ⏣ 2,336,918
Multi: 80%
25 items (142 total) worth ⏣ 2,271,410
12 daily streak
5 cheese eaten (34.70% xp multi)
322,562 bank note space
3,123 commands issued
Works as a Professional Fisherman
Pls use cheese
:shreddedcheese: Shredded Cheese ─ EFFECTS
There's a small chance your lactose intolerance acts up and you lose some experience points.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
Y
It's three o'clock in the morning. You're standing, barefoot, in front of the fridge.
Not to get caught, you open the bag of shredded cheese as stealthily as you can.
The moment the bag is open, you gluttonously devour the entirety of it. The bag is gone before you know it.
Empowered by the Baltic God of Milk, you feel the shredded cheese course through your veins. You grow stronger.
You now have a bonus EXP multiplier of 38.01%. Eating more shredded cheese will increase this value.
Pls lottery
You need at least ⏣ 5,000 for that, didn't you do the math? Go back to middle school bro
Pls with 5000
@winged hare ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 60,508.
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Pls lottery
You tryna buy a lottery ticket for ⏣ 5000? There's a winner every hour
yes or no, bro
Y
Alright whatever just come hit me up when you wanna win the lottery
Pls use fish
You don't own this item??
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls dig