#dank-memer
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Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
air, mels room, washer
Mels room
You found ⏣ 859, hope Mel didn't notice you took it... :horseshoe:
Pls pm
@versed sigil What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
f
@versed sigil Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 397 from the ads
Tip: Pew pew! Don't forget to work daily or else you might get fired!
Pls rob @rapid wraith
You try to steal from ||TANISH|| only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.
Pls beg
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨! :horseshoe:
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish :commonfish:! :horseshoe:
Pls sell skunk max
You successfully sold 1 Skunk for ⏣ 2,025
Pls sell common fish max
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish for ⏣ 1,620
Pls rob @rapid wraith
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 95. :horseshoe:
😭
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 404
Bank: ⏣ 4,629,263 / 12,778,284 (36.2%)
Pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use rob
You don't own this item??
Pls rob Henley#0001
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls rich
🥇 11,620,830 - HandsomethiccLab#6579
🥈 9,765,465 - srishti#0504
🥉 4,839,068 - Vansh#9950
🔹 3,418,554 - AbstractedlargeNews#7735
:xmark: This event has expired.
:red: MICROSOFT IS TRYING TO BUY DISCORD AGAIN!
We need to stop the sale, quickly defeat Microsoft!
Attack the boss by typing windows sucks lol into chat!
BOSS
:rage:
pls give 1e7 srishti#0504
@orchid sand Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
Tip: One of the many perks for donors are steal-shields! Lose less coins when stolen from! https://dankmemer.lol/premium
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
pls give 1e7 Vansh#9950
@orchid sand Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use life
You equipped a lifesaver. For the next 10 hours if you die, you won't lose any items or coins. You will get a notification once this item expires.
:xmark: This event has expired.
:blue: THE YOUTUBE ADPOCALYPSE IS HERE AGAIN!
Ad companies are taking over YouTube, and it's our job to stop them!
Type ew ads
ew ads
Arnab answered first!
pls use alc
:alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
y
You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
Arnab hustled ⏣ 2,295
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @rapid wraith. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 1507! 12000 + ⏣ 1507 an hour
Pls work
Work for House Wife - Retype - Retype the following phrase below.
Type Baked three dozen cookies today
Baked three dozen cookies today
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 13,113 for an hour of work.
⏣ 13,787 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 40,068.
Pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls with 2000
@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 38,068.
Pls rob MK|Sachin9894#1723
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid MK|Sachin9894 ⏣ 500.
Pls daily
⏣ 27,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
9 hours, 38 minutes and 31 seconds
Pls dep all
⏣ 28,500 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 66,568.
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object :bluephallicobjectt:!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!
Pls pet feed
@rapid wraith You don't have enough coins to feed Rocky! It costs ⏣ 30 to feed your dog.
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
couch, grass, uber
Grass
You found ⏣ 820, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) (pooped!) these out
And you lucky ducky, you also found a :sand: Box of Sand!
Pls pet feed
@rapid wraith You paid ⏣ 30 to give food and water to Rocky.
Tip: Did you know there's a family friendly mode now? Check your user settings pls settings or your server settings pls serverconf.
Pls pet wash
@rapid wraith You paid ⏣ 40 to wash Rocky.
Pls pet hug
@rapid wraith You hug Rocky, aw.
Pls pet feed
@rapid wraith You paid ⏣ 30 to give food and water to Rocky.
Pls pet wash
@rapid wraith You paid ⏣ 40 to wash Rocky.
Pls pet feed
@rapid wraith You paid ⏣ 30 to give food and water to Rocky.
Pls pet play
@rapid wraith Rocky leveled up! 13 → 14
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Right
You started sharpening some knives with Rocky 😳
Pls pet play
@rapid wraith What color was next to the word puppy?
Green
You paid ⏣ 29 to take Rocky to the photo booth
Pls pet
To see the things you can do with Rocky, type pls pet actions
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
11h and 59m until empty
■■■■■■■■■□ (88%)
14h and 4m until empty
■■■■■■□□□□ (59%)
7h and 4m until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (97%)
7h and 44m until empty
■■■■■■■■■□ (86%)
■■□□□□□□□□ (22 / 100)
Level 14
Pls pet play
Hangman - Find the missing word in the following sentence:
W _ _ _ _ did my balls go
@rapid wraith Rocky found a :fakeid: Fake ID for you!
Where
You sang a song to Rocky.
Pls pet wash
Your pet is already crystal clean!
Pls rob MK|Sachin9894#1723
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid MK|Sachin9894 ⏣ 500.
Pls rob ¹¹¹¹|ELECTRO#1111
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
hospital, vacuum, car
Car
You found ⏣ 596, thank god for this idiot leaving their car unlocked
Pls rob ¹¹¹¹|ELECTRO#1111
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 19,414.
Pls dep all
⏣ 20,131 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 86,699.
Pls use life
You equipped a lifesaver. For the next 10 hours if you die, you won't lose any items or coins. You will get a notification once this item expires.
Pls use alc
:alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
Y
You got a little too drunk and fell off a roof and died. Whoops.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 86,699 / 480,176 (18.1%)
Pls use life
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Pls use alc
:alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
Y
You got a little too drunk and fell off a roof and died. Whoops.
Pls use alc
:alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
Y
You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
Pls rob MK|Sachin9894#1723
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
Pls pm
@rapid wraith What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
I
@rapid wraith Your meme is EXPLODING online. You get ⏣ 1,146, niceeee meme bro
Pls rob MK|Sachin9894#1723
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 556,406.
Pls dep max
⏣ 393,532 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 480,231.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 164,020
Bank: ⏣ 480,231 / 480,231 (100.0%)
Pls bet 10000
You won ⏣ 1,121
Percent Won: 11%
New Balance: ⏣ 165,141
Rolled 7
Rolled 3
Pls inv
:alcohol: Alcohol ─ 2
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
:apple: Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up
:banknote: Bank Note ─ 14
ID banknote ─ Power-up
:bluephallicobjectt: Blue Phallic Object ─ 11
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
:bread: Fresh Bread ─ 1
ID bread ─ Sellable
Pls use banknote all
You have 14 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
14
You turn 14 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 213,238 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 693,469 in total bank space, with 668,114 (96.3%) being expanded storage
Pls dep all
⏣ 165,141 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 645,372.
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls rob HyperDJD#4854
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
pls scout
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
laundromat, fridge, purse
purse
You found ⏣ 2,348, now this poor old lady can't get her medicine. Are you proud?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a :goldenphallicobject: Golden Phallic Object!
pls job
You were fired from your position as a YouTuber.
You were messing up too much at your job. You weren't completing tasks correctly and your boss was tired of it.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 3 hours before you can find another job.
Tip: An apple a day can keep the loot goblins away! Eating an apple will prevent you from losing items when you die for the next 36 hours!
pls rob HyperDJD#4854
Yikes! HyperDJD has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying? (y / n)
y
HyperDJD placed a landmine in their wallet. It exploded when you opened it, blowing up in your face and killing you instantly.
You died.
pls level HyperDJD#4854
Normie
120/200
■■□□□□□□□□
Wallet: ⏣ 368,000
Bank: ⏣ 62,228
Net: ⏣ 708,738
16 items (29 total) worth ⏣ 278,510
9 daily streak
57,278 bank note space
1,108 commands issued
pls rob HyperDJD#4854
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 11 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
Pls with 500
@flint barn ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 603,275.
pls rob HyperDJD#4854
pls rob HyperDJD#4854
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 18,400.
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
hur
Pls dep max
⏣ 19,507 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 622,782.
A number secret between 1-100 has been chosen. Your hint is 6.
Respond with "high", "low", or "jackpot".
H
You won ⏣ 1,202!
Your hint was 6. The hidden number was 15.
Pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rob Ashutosh Thakur#8780
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 4,146.
-roleinfo
Pls pm
@flint barn What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
F
@flint barn Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 AND now your :laptop: Laptop is broken lmao
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
pls rob HyperDJD#4854
You stole a fairly decent chunk! 💰
Your payout was ⏣ 174,800.
Pls dep max
⏣ 180,148 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 802,930.
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls hl
A number secret between 1-100 has been chosen. Your hint is 65.
Respond with "high", "low", or "jackpot".
L
You won ⏣ 662!
Your hint was 65. The hidden number was 27.
pls rob HyperDJD#4854
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
pls rob HyperDJD#4854
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
pls rob HyperDJD#4854
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls with 500
@dark timber ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,455,998.
Pls rob @willow orbit
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid HyperDJD ⏣ 500.
Pls with 500
@dark timber ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,455,498.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 662
Bank: ⏣ 802,930 / 2,561,133 (31.4%)
Pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid HyperDJD ⏣ 500.
Pls pm
@flint barn What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
F
@flint barn Your meme is EXPLODING online. You get ⏣ 1,044, niceeee meme bro
pls use ber
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls rob HyperDJD#4854
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 175,800. :horseshoe:
⏣ 59,985 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,274,685.
Pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rob L O R D#2343
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls rob Pandaˢʸᴺᶜ🐼#7419
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid Pandaˢʸᴺᶜ🐼 ⏣ 500.
pls use hol
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
pls use ber
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls rob G R I M#1111
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid G R I M ⏣ 500.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 666
Bank: ⏣ 866,290 / 2,561,793 (33.8%)
pls rob G R I M#1111
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 144,779.
Pls dep max
⏣ 145,445 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,011,735.
Pls pm
@flint barn What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
F
@flint barn Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 AND now your :laptop: Laptop is broken lmao
Pls beg
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
van, crawlspace, street
Van
The middle aged guy in the van gave you ⏣ 990, this would TOTALLY be the outcome irl too! Very realistic, Dank Memer!
And you lucky ducky, you also found a :dankCandy: Candy!
pls rob G R I M#1111
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
pls bal Pandaˢʸᴺᶜ🐼#7419
Wallet: ⏣ 10,500
Bank: ⏣ 647,757
pls use wis
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use ber
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls rob LORD#2343
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid LORD ⏣ 500.
pls rob LORD#2343
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls use shoe
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
pls use hol
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
pls rob LORD#2343
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
pls with 5000
@torpid bramble ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,270,510.
pls rob LORD#2343
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 82,451. :horseshoe:
pls dep max
⏣ 5,247 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,275,757.
pls use ber
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use ber
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rob Vedant🖤#8237
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 69,195. :horseshoe:
Pls dep max
⏣ 70,598 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 800,051.
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
car, pantry, purse
Purse
You found ⏣ 1,510, now this poor old lady can't get her medicine. Are you proud? :horseshoe:
Pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rob A_S_S_A_S_S_I_N#7961
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls rob AssassinFTW#6969
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 3,200. :horseshoe:
Pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rob Willow#8729
Yikes! Willow has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying? (y / n)
Y
Willow placed a landmine in their wallet. It exploded when you opened it, blowing up in your face and killing you instantly.
You died.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 4,710
Bank: ⏣ 800,051 / 2,576,643 (31.1%)
Pls bet max
You won ⏣ 1,603
Percent Won: 34%
New Balance: ⏣ 6,313
Rolled 11 :horseshoe:
Rolled 8
Pls bj max
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
S
Pls dep max
⏣ 13,439 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 813,490.
Pls with 500
@flint barn ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 812,990.
Pls rob Willow#8729
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 62,906.
Pls dep 32000
⏣ 32,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 844,990.
Pls bj max
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
S
SKYPE IS TRYING TO BEAT DISCORD AGAIN!
We need to take it down, one sarcastic comment at a time!
Attack the boss by typing lol imagine using skype in 2021 into chat!
BOSS
:rage:
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls with 500
@flint barn ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 844,490.
Pls rob Lethal#2053
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 63,863.
Pls dep 33000
⏣ 33,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 877,490.
Pls bj max
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
S
Pls dep max
⏣ 31,363 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 908,853.
pls use wis
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 4,124.
pls use hoe
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slighty better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
pls bet max
You lost ⏣ 7,124
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 4 :horseshoe:
Rolled 12
pls with 5000
@torpid bramble ⏣ 5,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 265,757.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 87,104
Bank: ⏣ 97,980 / 98,805 (99.2%)
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Deer :deer:!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Common Fishs :commonfish:!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Worms :worm:!
pls work
Work for YouTuber - Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle.
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
left
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 28,898 for an hour of work.
pls hunt
The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 15 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 12 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
pls pm
@half hornet What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
r
@half hornet Your meme is EXPLODING online. You get ⏣ 1,055, niceeee meme bro
pls use phone
@half hornet memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
r ■ Report someone for breaking rules
f ■ Send bot feedback
e ■ Exit
w
On the phone with Boss
- Hₐᵣ𝘴𝓱ᵤ •.¸♡ɴᵃʳᵘᵗᵒ愛̃🃏 yeah what's going on boss boy, can't make it today unfortunately mate cuz im a bit sick yeah
BOSS No worries mate, you just get some rest, Rome wasn't built in a day. I'll make sure you're off the roster so you don't need to come into work.
Call disconnected.
pls pet play
Reverse - Repeat the word in reverse:
yarn
nray
You took Kinky Kitty 😂 to the gym to get ABSOLUTELY RIPPED, costing you ⏣ 86
pls pet feed
@half hornet You paid ⏣ 35 to give food and water to Kinky Kitty 😂.
pls pet hug
@half hornet You hug Kinky Kitty 😂, aw.
pls pet train
Use pls pet train [name] to train Kinky Kitty 😂 in that area
You can also use pls pet train info to learn more about a specific trait.
You have 5 points left to spend.
Attack
□□□□□□□□□□ 0 / 10
Defense
□□□□□□□□□□ 0 / 10
Hunting
□□□□□□□□□□ 0 / 10
Sustainability
□□□□□□□□□□ 0 / 10
pls pet train attack
How many points do you want to assign to Attack? You can also use negative numbers to remove points in this area.
5
You assigned 5 points to Attack. You now have 0 points
pls pet pat
@half hornet You pat Kinky Kitty 😂.
pls pet play
Retype - Retype the following phrase below:
Type You'll never be a cool cat like me
you'll never be a cool cat like me.
You went with Kinky Kitty 😂 to get a massage, costing you ⏣ 41
You failed the mini-game so you had less fun overall with your pet and didn't earn any XP :cry:
Pls daily
⏣ 36,750 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
6 hours, 44 minutes and 40 seconds
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls rob
Hey you're in passive mode. If you wanna steal, turn that off!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls work
Work for Police Officer - Scramble - The following word is scrambled, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word.
cusff
Cuffs
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 21,000 for an hour of work.
Pls dep all
⏣ 110 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 115,864.
pls dig
You can run this command again in 20 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls dig
You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
bus, glovebox, car
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!
Glovebox
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
washer, sink, vacuum
You found ⏣ 457, guess you found the secret money stash your mommy left you!
sink
You found ⏣ 328 in your dirty nasty sink, do your damn dishes!
Pls dep all
⏣ 55 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 115,919.
pls Profile
Memer
10
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1051/1,100
■■■■■■□□□□
Wallet: ⏣ 117,223
Bank: ⏣ 97,980
Net: ⏣ 1,469,133
Multi: 29%
26 items (78 total) worth ⏣ 1,253,930
14 daily streak
2 cheese eaten (21.95% xp multi)
41,655 bank note space
2,664 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber
:alcohol: Alcohol - 1h left
:fakeid: Fake ID - 6d left
Kinky Kitty 😂
Level 1 Cat
pls use padlock
You don't own this item??
pls buy padlock
@half hornet bought 1 Padlock and paid ⏣ 3,500
pls buy padlock 10
@half hornet bought 10 Padlocks and paid ⏣ 35,000
pls use padlock
Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use.
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Landmines :landmine:!
pls use landmine
You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 24 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.
pls inv
:alcohol: Alcohol ─ 7
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
:bluephallicobjectt: Blue Phallic Object ─ 3
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
:coinbomb: Coin Bomb ─ 2
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
:cookie: Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable
:deer: Deer ─ 1
ID deer ─ Sellable
pls sell cookiw
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
pls sell cookie
You successfully sold 1 Cookie for ⏣ 645
You successfully sold 1 Deer for ⏣ 3,225
pls use wi
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
pls use ber
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls rob ! TYPHΩN 乛ᴼˢ乛ᶮˣᶳ#9999
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls use ber
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls rob Ashutosh Thakur#8780
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid Ashutosh Thakur ⏣ 500.
pls use shoe
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slighty better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
pls rob Ashutosh Thakur#8780
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 23 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls bal Ashutosh Thakur#8780
Wallet: ⏣ 79,273
Bank: ⏣ 86,248
Pls use rob
Pls use rob
Pls bal
Pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use life
You equipped a lifesaver. For the next 10 hours if you die, you won't lose any items or coins. You will get a notification once this item expires.
:xmark: This event has expired.
:red: YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS UNDER ATTACK FROM COVID-19!
Quick, disinfect your surroundings to defeat it!
Attack the boss by typing disinfect into chat!
:rage:
1 hit — 479/500 HP
pls use alc
:alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
y
You got a little too drunk and fell off a roof and died. Whoops.
:alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
y
You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
Arnab snagged ⏣ 3,765 and 1 :huntingrifle: Hunting Rifle
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 21m)
:padlock: Padlock ─ ⏣ 1,785 (49% OFF!)
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you. This is a one-time use item; once the lock is broken or removed, it won't come back or do anything unless you buy another one. It will not ALWAYS break, but it has a chance to break when someone tries to steal from you.
:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
:fakeid: Fake ID — ⏣ 2,000
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!
:phone: Cell Phone — ⏣ 2,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
:padlock: Padlock — ⏣ 1,785
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
:laptop: Laptop — ⏣ 3,500
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use wis
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls profile NIGHTMARE#9911
59/100
■■■■■■□□□□
Wallet: ⏣ 66,830
Bank: ⏣ 3,025
Net: ⏣ 126,355
5 items (7 total) worth ⏣ 56,500
4 daily streak
169 commands issued
Works as a Discord Mod
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,188,628 / 2,192,768 (99.8%)
:xmark: This event has expired.
:red: KAREN IS STARTING A FIGHT!
This poor retail worker deserves better, lets jump in!
Attack the boss by typing frick off karen into chat!
:rage:
2 hits — 114/150 HP
Pls with 500
@loud rain ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,188,128.
`` 𝐑𝐌 乡CR1MINAL` got ⏣ 3,151 and 1 :bread: Fresh Bread
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 66,830.
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls use ber
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rob brownmunde67#9556
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 40,741. :horseshoe:
Pls beg
"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 579 and a :cookie: Cookie" :horseshoe:
Pls use daily box
Box Contents for @versed sigil
⏣ 20,521
5 :bluephallicobjectt: Blue Phallic Object
Pls use daily box
You don't own this item??
Pls inv
:alcohol: Alcohol ─ 2
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
:banknote: Bank Note ─ 5
ID banknote ─ Power-up
:bluephallicobjectt: Blue Phallic Object ─ 11
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
:coinbomb: Coin Bomb ─ 1
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
:cookie: Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Pls use cookie
You can't use this item :thinking:
Pls sell cookie
You successfully sold 1 Cookie for ⏣ 810
Pls inv 2
:fishingpole: Fishing Pole ─ 2
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
:goldenphallicobject: Golden Phallic Object ─ 1
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable
:horseshoe: Lucky Horseshoe ─ 3
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
:huntingrifle: Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
:landmine: Landmine ─ 1
ID landmine ─ Tool
Pls inv 3
:laptop: Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
📦 Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box
:orangephallicobject: Orange Phallic Object ─ 5
ID orangephallicobject ─ Collectable
:padlock: Padlock ─ 2
ID padlock ─ Tool
:feelsweirdman: Rare Pepe ─ 1
ID pepe ─ Collectable
Pls use meme box
Box Contents for @versed sigil
⏣ 22,453
1 :wishlist: Robbers Wishlist
Pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls inv 4
:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object ─ 1
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
:rarefish: Rare Fish ─ 1
ID rarefish ─ Sellable
:sand: Box of Sand ─ 18
ID sand ─ Tool
:shovel: Shovel ─ 2
ID shovel ─ Tool
:trash: Trash ─ 1
ID trash ─ Sellable
Pls sell box of sand max
you don't own this item lol
Pls sell box of sand
you don't own this item lol
Tip: We just added a FAQ page on our site. Go check it out! https://dankmemer.lol/faq
Pls sell sand
You successfully sold 1 Box of Sand for ⏣ 500
Pls sell sand max
You successfully sold 17 Box of Sands for ⏣ 8,500
Pls sell trash max
You successfully sold 1 Trash for ⏣ 324
Pls sell rare fish max
You successfully sold 1 Rare Fish for ⏣ 4,860
Pls inv 5
Hey idiot, page 5 doesn't exist. There's only 4 pages
Pls dep max
⏣ 220 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 148,312.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 205,806
Bank: ⏣ 148,312 / 148,312 (100.0%)
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,204
Bank: ⏣ 148,312 / 148,312 (100.0%)
Pls use shoe
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rob 『 ɱ²』R4J 0P ✨👁️#7438
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls rob 『 ɱ²』R4J 0P ✨👁️#7438
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls rob @『 ɱ²』R4J 0P ✨eye:#7438
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls rob '-𝐗𝐋丶Over Powered#222
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls rob @'-𝐗𝐋丶Over Powered#2222
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid ''-𝐗𝐋丶Over Powered ⏣ 500.
Pls beg
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls sell skunk
You successfully sold 1 Skunk for ⏣ 2,025
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
dog, washer, coat
Dog
Pls pm
@versed sigil What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
F
@versed sigil Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 lol sucks to be you
Pls rob Lycan#2804
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid Lycan ⏣ 500.
Pls use shoe
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slighty better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
Pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rob Arnab#3426
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 7 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
Pls beg
"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 849 and a :laptop: Laptop" :horseshoe:
Pls hunt
@versed sigil Holy fricking shizz god forbid you find something innocent like a duck, ITS A DRAGON! Type the phrase below in the next 10 seconds or you're toast!
Type why didn't I just go fishing
You went to shoot the dragon, and your weak little macaroni legs gave out and you fell. Missing the shot, the dragon ate you. LOL
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use shoe
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slighty better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
pls rob Arnab#3426
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
pls use ron
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
pls bal Arnab#3426
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 746,642
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rob Arnab#3426
You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 148,312 / 148,642 (99.8%)
Sorted by most recent
You can use pls notifications view [index] to view a specific notification
1. You died!
You died while trying to hunt a dragon! You lost ⏣ 4,545! Luckily your apple**...**
2. Item expiration!
uhoh your horseshoe expired!
3. New text message from Boss
What are you doing?! I can't believe you're stealing from this innocent person! ...
4. Thank you for voting!
You just got your 3 Banknotes, 3 Daily boxes, and 30k coins for voting on ...
5. Item expiration!
uhoh your horseshoe expired!
Pls beg
"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 799 and a :bread: Fresh Bread" :horseshoe:
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls sell Bread
You successfully sold 1 Fresh Bread for ⏣ 810
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
grass, basement, coat
Basement
You found ⏣ 963, at least YOUR basement didn't flood :( :horseshoe:
Pls pm
@versed sigil What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
F
@versed sigil Your meme is EXPLODING online. You get ⏣ 1,384, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 :tidepod: Tidepod
Pls shop tidepod
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 3,956
Bank: ⏣ 148,312 / 148,862 (99.6%)
Pls dep max
⏣ 550 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 148,862.
Pls daily
⏣ 37,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 23 minutes and 47 seconds
Pls work
@olive crag Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!
Robbery
Baton
Criminal
Pig
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 21,000 for an hour of work.
Pls rob @olive crag
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls dep max
⏣ 55 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 115,974.
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
area51, vacuum, fridge
Fridge
You didn't find any coins.
But hey, at least you found 1 :trash: Trash!
Pls use tidepod
:tidepod: Tidepod ─ EFFECTS
There's a high chance you'll injure yourself from the tidepod and die (meaning you lose all coins).
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
Y
Although it got you a lot of internet points and karma, you ended up dying from the tidepod you ate.
You lost all of your coins.
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls beg
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
uber, dumpster, washer
Dumpster
You found ⏣ 953, in addition you smell terrible. Pick a better smelling dumpster next time lmao. :horseshoe:
:xmark: This event has expired.
:green: TRIVIA NIGHT
Let's see who's the smartest person here!
Type your answer in chat now! Use the letter in front of the answer.
Which company developed the Hololens?
A) HTC
B) Microsoft
C) Oculus
D) Tobii
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
Pls use tidepod
You don't own this item??
Pls shop tidepod
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,224
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 149,082 (0.0%)
Pls dep max
⏣ 1,224 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,224.
Pls dep max
⏣ 147,858 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 149,082.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 155,217
Bank: ⏣ 149,082 / 149,082 (100.0%)
Pls use banknote
You have 5 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
1
You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 7,870 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 156,952 in total bank space, with 132,807 (84.6%) being expanded storage
Pls dep max
⏣ 7,870 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 156,952.
@loud sandal Kitna doge
Tip: With horseshoes, you can gain a lot more coins from simple commands like pls beg, or pls search!
You can either use this note to expand your bank space by 5000-25000 or sell it for some coins. Your choice really. Expanded bank space does not reset on prestige (regular bank space earned via running commands does)
BUY - Not able to be purchased
SELL - ⏣ 10,000
TRADE - 75k - 100k
Tip: Pets can be useful, by defending against robberies, or even finding you rare items!
Wallet: ⏣ 147,347
Bank: ⏣ 156,952 / 156,952 (100.0%)
Pls use shoe
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 0
Pls inventory
:bluephallicobjectt: Blue Phallic Object ─ 2
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
:dankCandy: Candy ─ 2
ID candy ─ Power-up
:fakeid: Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool
:fishingpole: Fishing Pole ─ 4
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
:present: Friend's Gift ─ 2
ID gift ─ Collectable
Pls rob Lycan#2804
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid Lycan ⏣ 14,735.
Pls collect gift 2
Pls bal @olive crag
Wallet: ⏣ 153,413
Bank: ⏣ 115,974
Pls collect gift
mera kaise badhega
@loud sandal tumhe use banknote likhna Hoga
pls daily
kaise likhu
Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 13 minutes and 47 seconds
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
purse, air, hospital
Purse
You found ⏣ 1,004, now this poor old lady can't get her medicine. Are you proud?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a :alcohol: Alcohol!
Pls dep mqx
Your argument should be either a number and no more than what you have in your wallet (⏣ 154,417), or max
Pls dep max
⏣ 110 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 116,084.
Pls dep max
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
Tip: Are you rich and want to preserve your life? Try a Life Saver from the shop!
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
18 hours, 12 minutes and 18 seconds
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 590
Bank: ⏣ 5,114 / 2,584,948 (0.2%)
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
dumpster, mailbox, car
Car
You found ⏣ 392, thank god for this idiot leaving their car unlocked
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 86,628
Bank: ⏣ 106,798 / 106,798 (100.0%)
Pls Rob @versed sigil
whew, dodged a bullet
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 9 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!

Pls Rob @olive crag
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls work
Work for Discord Mod - Reverse - Type the following word backwards.
welcome
emoclew
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,000 for an hour of work.
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Coin Bomb :coinbomb:!
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls Rob @sudden tinsel
You stole a fairly decent chunk! 💰
Your payout was ⏣ 250.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 96,878
Bank: ⏣ 106,798 / 106,963 (99.8%)
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 35m)
:wishlist: Robbers Wishlist ─ ⏣ 28,350 (37% OFF!)
This item when used, gives something similar to pls rich. The difference is, it only shows people who: aren't passive, have over ⏣ 500, do not have a fake ID on. Basically, anyone who is robbable :D
:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object — ⏣ 10
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
:fakeid: Fake ID — ⏣ 2,000
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!
:phone: Cell Phone — ⏣ 2,500
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
:padlock: Padlock — ⏣ 3,500
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
:laptop: Laptop — ⏣ 3,500
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pls shop padlock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you. This is a one-time use item; once the lock is broken or removed, it won't come back or do anything unless you buy another one. It will not ALWAYS break, but it has a chance to break when someone tries to steal from you.
BUY - ⏣ 3,500
SELL - ⏣ 350
TRADE - 500 - 1k
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
@dull wolf VC aoge??
Noob forever Gaming par aa ja o
@dull wolf ok
Yikes! Umesh Daga has a landmine planted at their wallet - are you sure you still want to rob them, but risk dying? (y / n)
y
Umesh Daga placed a landmine in their wallet. It exploded when you opened it, blowing up in your face and killing you instantly.
You died.
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 8 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
@rapid wraith mat kar chori bhai
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 1,485 (0.0%)
ok sir
Pls buy shoe
@dull wolf bought 1 Lucky Horseshoe and paid ⏣ 20,000
Pls use shoe
You equip your lucky horseshoe, giving you slighty better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
Pls beg
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Deer :deer:!
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Blue Phallic Objects :bluephallicobjectt:!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Box of Sands :sand:!
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
van, attic, purse
Attic
You found ⏣ 676, I wonder who left that up there
Pls pm
@versed sigil What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
F
@versed sigil Everyone hates your meme. You get ⏣ 0 lol sucks to be you
Pls Rob @『 ɱ²』R4J 0P #7438
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls sell deer
You successfully sold 1 Deer for ⏣ 4,050
Pls sell sand
You successfully sold 1 Box of Sand for ⏣ 500
Pls Rob @『 ɱ²』R4J 0P ✨👁️#7438
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls Rob @Lycan
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls Rob 『 ɱ²』R4J 0P #7438
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
:xmark: This event has expired.
:purple: F IN THE CHAT
I just died in minecraft, give me an F in the chat
Type big f
big f
4UCxLynx2muchOP answered first!
4UCxLynx2muchOP reaped ⏣ 3,938 and 1 :alcohol: Alcohol
F
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 16,772
Bank: ⏣ 156,952 / 157,337 (99.8%)
Pls dep max
⏣ 385 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 157,337.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 76,878
Bank: ⏣ 106,798 / 106,963 (99.8%)
Pls inv
Tip: You can turn these tips off with the pls settings command if you don't want to see them anymore!
:alcohol: Alcohol ─ 4
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
:banknote: Bank Note ─ 4
ID banknote ─ Power-up
:bluephallicobjectt: Blue Phallic Object ─ 13
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
:coinbomb: Coin Bomb ─ 1
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
:fakeid: Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Pls inv 2
:fishingpole: Fishing Pole ─ 2
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
:goldenphallicobject: Golden Phallic Object ─ 1
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable
:horseshoe: Lucky Horseshoe ─ 2
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
:huntingrifle: Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
:landmine: Landmine ─ 1
ID landmine ─ Tool
Pls inv 3
:laptop: Laptop ─ 2
ID laptop ─ Tool
:orangephallicobject: Orange Phallic Object ─ 5
ID orangephallicobject ─ Collectable
:padlock: Padlock ─ 2
ID padlock ─ Tool
:feelsweirdman: Rare Pepe ─ 1
ID pepe ─ Collectable
:pepestatue: Pepe Statue ─ 1
ID pepestatue ─ Collectable
pls rich
🥇 2,882,656 - Fury#9633
🥈 1,475,811 - AxE • DexTer AVI༒ᴿᵉᵗᶦʳᵉᵈ#3991
🥉 885,819 - ❥ʟᴜᴄɪ፝֟ꜰᴇʀ᭄#0001
pls rob @pallid crater#9633
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 25.
pls rob @rapid wraith
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 100.
pls rob @rapid wraith
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 14 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls rob @rapid wraith
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid ❥ʟᴜᴄɪ፝֟ꜰᴇʀ᭄ ⏣ 26,047.
:sand: Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
Y
Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
@young basin
You pull out a bit of old, dirty sand from your pocket and blow it right into gamexgodz's face.
gamexgodz has been blinded and they can't steal from anybody for another 30 minutes.
You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 24 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.
Pls dep max
⏣ 275 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 674,382.
Pls use banknote
You have 4 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
4
You turn 4 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 61,886 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 736,268 in total bank space, with 701,013 (95.2%) being expanded storage
Pls dep max
⏣ 61,886 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 736,268.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 889,705
Bank: ⏣ 736,268 / 736,268 (100.0%)
:xmark: This event has expired.
:blue: YOU'RE IN A BUG CATCHING CONTEST!
Catch the coolest bug!
Type worms are not food
worms are not food
❥ʟᴜᴄɪ፝֟ꜰᴇʀ᭄ answered first!
❥ʟᴜᴄɪ፝֟ꜰᴇʀ᭄ snagged ⏣ 4,946 and 3 :worm: Worm's
Pls sell worm 3
You successfully sold 3 Worms for ⏣ 2,400
Pls dep max
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
Pls work
Work for Police Officer - Hangman - Find the missing word in the following sentence:
If you post bad memes, you will be a _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Arrested
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 21,000 for an hour of work.
Pls dep max
⏣ 55 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 736,323.
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
hospital, car, attic
Hospital
You found ⏣ 1,205, did you steal this from a sick person???
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Landmines :landmine:!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Common Fishs :commonfish:!
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back NOTHING! 😆
Pls sell fish 2
You successfully sold 2 Common Fishs for ⏣ 3,200
Pls dep max
⏣ 165 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 736,488.
Pls beg
:xmark: This event has expired.
:purple: SOMEONE JUST POSTED A TERRIBLE MEME ON REDDIT!
To do your part, downvote the meme!
Type downvote
downvote
❥ʟᴜᴄɪ፝֟ꜰᴇʀ᭄ answered first!
Pls sell cookie
❥ʟᴜᴄɪ፝֟ꜰᴇʀ᭄ won ⏣ 2,141
Tip: Use fake id to cover yourself from the robber's wishlist item!
You successfully sold 1 Cookie for ⏣ 800
Pls search
Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
sewer, bus, coat
coat
You found ⏣ 1,929, wonder how long that's been there!
Reposter
645/700
■■■■■□□□□□
Wallet: ⏣ 925,976
Bank: ⏣ 736,488
Net: ⏣ 7,945,984
Multi: 60%
29 items (169 total) worth ⏣ 6,283,520
8 daily streak
1 cheese eaten (15.52% xp multi)
701,013 bank note space
2,187 commands issued
Works as a Police Officer
:sand: Box of Sand - 22m left
:landmine: Landmine - 23h left
@calm tapir
Pls Dep max
⏣ 55 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 761,860.
Pls bal @calm tapir
Tip: Try to avoid getting fired from your job! If you do, you'll need to wait 6 hours before you can find another one
Wallet: ⏣ 52,878
Bank: ⏣ 761,860
Pls bal @flint barn
Wallet: ⏣ 590
Bank: ⏣ 5,114
Pls bankrob @calm tapir
❥ʟᴜᴄɪ፝֟ꜰᴇʀ᭄ is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into ØLxJaGuaRyt's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST soon!

Pls use phone
@calm tapir memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
r ■ Report someone for breaking rules
f ■ Send bot feedback
e ■ Exit
P
P

