#dank-memer
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What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
S
Pls rob @orchid sand
@bold fractal You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
Pls steal
@bold fractal try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls steal @orchid sand
@bold fractal You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
lol
Pls inv
:commonfish: Common Fish ─ 6
ID fish ─ Sellable
:laptop: Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
:phone: Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
:pizza: Pizza Slice ─ 1
ID pizza ─ Power-up
type pls gift 1 ice @orchid sand
Pls use meme
You don't own this item??
Pls use laptop
You can't use this item :thinking:
Tip: Stealing while employed can very well get you fired, crime beware!
Pls use phone
@bold fractal memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
D
On the phone with Developers
MANAV BLAZI why you make bot bad??
DEVS Why would I make a good bot?, Manav Blazi.
Call disconnected.
if u rob me also u will lose money
Hmmm
me gareeb
Pls use fish
You can't use this item :thinking:
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 75 / 38,466,535 (0.0%)
Pls sell fish
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish for ⏣ 580
Pls sell fish
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish for ⏣ 580
Pls sell fish
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish for ⏣ 580
Pls sell fish
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish for ⏣ 580
Pls sell fish
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish for ⏣ 580
Pls sell fish
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish for ⏣ 580
Pls sell fish
you don't own this item lol
Pls use pizza
@bold fractal You take the big juicy yummy pizza and put it in your mouth. It's so good, that you're level 1 now.
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 6m)
:apple: Apple ─ ⏣ 4,200 (16% OFF!)
Eating this once a day makes it so you do not lose any inventory items or active items if you die. The lifesaver takes priority over this effect if there is one in your inventory.
:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object — ⏣ 5
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
:fakeid: Fake ID — ⏣ 1,000
Disguise your identity on the rich command!
:phone: Cell Phone — ⏣ 2,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
:padlock: Padlock — ⏣ 3,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
:laptop: Laptop — ⏣ 3,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pls shop 5
Tip: Tired of checking your notifications? Turn on DM notifications! You'll get a DM whenever you have a new notification. Turn it on in pls settings!
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 5m)
:apple: Apple ─ ⏣ 4,200 (16% OFF!)
Eating this once a day makes it so you do not lose any inventory items or active items if you die. The lifesaver takes priority over this effect if there is one in your inventory.
:pepemedal: Pepe Medal — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 1% of players have!
:pepetrophy: Pepe Trophy — ⏣ 50,000,000
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved trophies.
:pizza: Pizza Slice — ⏣ 150,000
Eat this for an instant level up!
Pls shop 2
Tip: Go earn a sick reward by voting here: https://top.gg/bot/memes/vote
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 5m)
:apple: Apple ─ ⏣ 4,200 (16% OFF!)
Eating this once a day makes it so you do not lose any inventory items or active items if you die. The lifesaver takes priority over this effect if there is one in your inventory.
:sand: Box of Sand — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
:apple: Apple — ⏣ 4,200
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
:landmine: Landmine — ⏣ 7,500
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
:fidgetspinner: Fidget Spinner — ⏣ 10,000
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!
:alcohol: Alcohol — ⏣ 10,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Pls bj all
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
H
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
S
Wallet: ⏣ 22,039
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 32,891 (0.0%)
Pls store
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 4m)
:apple: Apple ─ ⏣ 4,200 (16% OFF!)
Eating this once a day makes it so you do not lose any inventory items or active items if you die. The lifesaver takes priority over this effect if there is one in your inventory.
:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object — ⏣ 5
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
:fakeid: Fake ID — ⏣ 1,000
Disguise your identity on the rich command!
:phone: Cell Phone — ⏣ 2,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
:padlock: Padlock — ⏣ 3,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
:laptop: Laptop — ⏣ 3,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
We have some really kick-ass Premium Perks!
pls help image
Hover for info
pls help currency
Hover for info
pls help fun
Hover for info
pls help utility
Hover for info
pls help memey
Hover for info
pls help animals
Hover for info
pls help config
Hover for info
pls help games
Hover for info
Pls bj all
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
H
Pls paisa de
Pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls profile @bronze lichen
Badges: :2020Badge:
Dank Memer
42
■■■■■■■■■■
4295
■■■■■■■■■■
Wallet: ⏣ 6,675,117
Bank: ⏣ 1,088,383
Net: ⏣ 30,515,205
39 items (1,542 total) worth ⏣ 22,751,705
48 daily streak
854,358 bank note space
6,246 commands issued
Pls rob 732255313578819584
@flint barn You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
Pls with 500
Andha paisa bahai
@flint barn ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 244,295.
Pls rob 732255313578819584
@flint barn You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 333,756. :horseshoe:
Pls dep max
@flint barn ⏣ 334,256 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 578,551.
:xmark: This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
:green: ALCOHOLIC
It's time to get wasted.
Type drink
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 33,111 (0.0%)
Drink
Pls work
@bold fractal What color was next to the word mascot?
ØLxVOLT secured ⏣ 3197 and 1 :banknote: Bank Note
Black
BOSS Terrible effort @bold fractal, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you ⏣ 3,315 for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 3,197
Bank: ⏣ 578,551 / 1,996,406 (29.0%)
Pls bankrob 771714316831162398
Manav Blazi is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into ØLxVOLT's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST soon!
Join Heist
@bold fractal listen buddy you've already joined the heist
Join heist
@flint barn w-what?? why would you want to join in on a heist that's targetted against you!?
Pls use phone
@flint barn memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
P
On the phone with the Police
ØLXVOLT hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER We'll be right there sir, or ma'am.
Call disconnected.
@bold fractal ØLxVOLT rang the police on you and your gang, and you were arrested at the scene!
Manav Blazi paid ØLxVOLT ⏣ 5000 for an unsuccessful robbery.
🤣
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 8,197
Bank: ⏣ 578,551 / 1,996,406 (29.0%)
Pls dep max
@flint barn ⏣ 8,197 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 586,748.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,315
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 33,111 (0.0%)
Pls with 500
@flint barn ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 586,248.
Pls bj all
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
@flint barn You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 1,268,272. :horseshoe:
H
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
Pls dep max
@flint barn ⏣ 1,268,772 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,855,020.
S
Pls bj all
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
S
Pls bj all
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
H
Wallet: ⏣ 5,073,089
Bank: ⏣ 1,088,383
@flint barn This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
Pls profile @bold fractal
Normie
161
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Wallet: ⏣ 155
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 5,155
2 items (2 total) worth ⏣ 5,000
0 daily streak
24,531 bank note space
193 commands issued
Works as a Cosplayer
:padlock: Padlock - expires in 1 year, 4 days and 6 hours
@flint barn You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from ⏣ 500.
@flint barn You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from ⏣ 500.
Pls job
@bold fractal You need to wait 54 minutes and 36 seconds until you can work again!
:laptop: Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
:phone: Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Pls use phone
@bold fractal memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
S
Who are we sending this message to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought NOTHING! 😆
@winged geode
What do you want the message content to be? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid message.
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Abey jana kaam kr
@bold fractal Successfully sent your text message to R ∆ √ ∆ И 🔱✔!
Pls search
@flint barn Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
pocket, pantry, couch
Couch
You found ⏣ 726, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this? :horseshoe:
Pls fish
@bold fractal You don't have a fishing pole, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to catch them with your hands.
@flint barn You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 1,014,818. :horseshoe:
Pls dep max
@flint barn ⏣ 1,015,633 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,015,633.
@flint barn 1-2 lakh do yaar
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,015,633 / 1,997,602 (50.8%)
Pls bal @flint barn
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,015,633
Pls with 2
@flint barn ⏣ 2 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,015,631.
Tip: Keeping these tips on will get you a small multiplier!
Pls give 2 @bold fractal
Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 2 to Manav Blazi#4745?
Reply with yes or no.
Yes
@flint barn You gave Manav Blazi ⏣ 2 after a 8% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 157
@flint barn ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 915,631.
Pls give max @bold fractal
Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 100,000 to Manav Blazi#4745?
Reply with yes or no.
Yes
@flint barn You gave Manav Blazi ⏣ 92,000 after a 8% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 92,157
Thank uuu
Pls rob 732255313578819584
@flint barn You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
Arey arey gst lga dia
Pls with 500
@flint barn ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 915,131.
Pls rob 732255313578819584
@flint barn You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from ⏣ 500.
Pls with 500
@flint barn ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 914,631.
@flint barn You stole a fairly decent chunk! 💰
Your payout was ⏣ 2,029,886. :horseshoe:
Pls dep max
@flint barn ⏣ 1,083,040 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,997,671.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 947,346
Bank: ⏣ 1,997,671 / 1,997,671 (100.0%)
Are you sure you want to buy 1 pizza :pizza: for ⏣ 150,000?
Reply with yes or no.
Yes
Tip: You can win all types of crazy items from lootboxes, even pink phallic- wait... https://dankmemer.lol/loot
@flint barn bought 1 Pizza Slice and paid ⏣ 150,000
Pls shop 2
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 5s)
:coinbomb: Coin Bomb ─ ⏣ 17,500 (30% OFF!)
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up. Dispenses anywhere from ⏣ 2,000 - ⏣ 15,000 for other people on the server to pick up in chat. Basically used to get people active in chat and share some coins!
:sand: Box of Sand — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
:apple: Apple — ⏣ 5,000
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
:landmine: Landmine — ⏣ 7,500
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
:fidgetspinner: Fidget Spinner — ⏣ 10,000
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!
:alcohol: Alcohol — ⏣ 10,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Pls pet
@bold fractal You don't currently own a pet. If you want to look at the available pets, use pls pet list
Pls pet list
To buy a pet, use pls pet [pet name]
Dragon
Not for sale
Pet Rock
⏣ 2,500
Crab
⏣ 10,000
Snake
⏣ 20,000
Dog
⏣ 30,000
Pls pet list 2
To buy a pet, use pls pet [pet name]
Cat
⏣ 35,000
Duck
⏣ 40,000
Turtle
⏣ 50,000
Bunny
⏣ 70,000
Pepe
⏣ 200,000
Pls bet 25000
You lost ⏣ 25,000
New Balance: ⏣ 67,157
Rolled 9
Rolled 12
Pls bet 25000
If I let you bet whenever you wanted, you'd be a lot more poor. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 8s, but patrons only need to wait 5s!
Pls bj 25000
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
H
Pls bj 20000
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
S
Pls bj 12023
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
H
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
Pls rob 732255313578819584
@flint barn You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from ⏣ 500.
S
Pls bal 732255313578819584
Wallet: ⏣ 2,030,385
Bank: ⏣ 1,088,383
Pls rob 732255313578819584
@bold fractal You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 406,077.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 509,402
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 33,716 (0.0%)
Wtf
Pls profile @bold fractal
Normie
167
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Wallet: ⏣ 509,402
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 514,402
2 items (2 total) worth ⏣ 5,000
0 daily streak
24,531 bank note space
208 commands issued
Works as a Cosplayer
:padlock: Padlock - expires in 1 year, 4 days and 6 hours
Pls settings passive true
@bold fractal You've left passive mode within the last 24 hours, you'll need to wait another 5h, 3m and 12s to activate it again.
Can I rob you
Okay
Pls pet list 2
To buy a pet, use pls pet [pet name]
Cat
⏣ 35,000
Duck
⏣ 40,000
Turtle
⏣ 50,000
Bunny
⏣ 70,000
Pepe
⏣ 200,000
Pls pet pepe
@bold fractal Are you sure you want to buy a pepe for ⏣ 200,000? (y/n)
Y
@bold fractal Awww! You bought a cute little Pepe!
What name do you want to give to your pepe? Enter a name in chat now!
Baba
To see the things you can do with your pepe, type pls pet actions
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1d and 23h until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
1d and 23h until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
1d and 23h until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
11h and 59m until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
■■■■■■■■■■ (99 / 100)
Level 1
Pls inv 3
:fishingpole: Fishing Pole ─ 15
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
:horseshoe: Lucky Horseshoe ─ 4
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
:huntingrifle: Hunting Rifle ─ 3
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
:landmine: Landmine ─ 4
ID landmine ─ Tool
:laptop: Laptop ─ 4
ID laptop ─ Tool
Pls use dragon
This is a quest that will cost you a lot of more than just money, are you prepared?
Pls rob 732255313578819584
@bold fractal You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from ⏣ 30,940.
Pls shop s
@flint barn "s" isn't a shop item what are you doing rn
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 278,462
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 33,716 (0.0%)
Pls dep max
@bold fractal ⏣ 33,716 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 33,716.
Pls with pm
@flint barn Your second argument should be a number and no more than what you have in your bank (⏣ 0)
Pls shop banknote
Pls rob 732255313578819584
@flint barn You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
Pls inv
:laptop: Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
:phone: Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Pls rob 732255313578819584
@flint barn You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 82,762. :horseshoe:
Pls rob 732255313578819584
@bold fractal This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
Pls bal 732255313578819584
Wallet: ⏣ 1,572,486
Bank: ⏣ 1,088,383
Pls bankrob 732255313578819584
Manav Blazi is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into Shhlok's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST soon!
Join kro
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 83,740
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 1,997,987 (0.0%)
Join kr heist
Join heist
Join heist
@bold fractal listen buddy you've already joined the heist
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 53m)
:laptop: Laptop ─ ⏣ 1,830 (39% OFF!)
Use the laptop to post memes using the postmemes command, which can either get you bad or good reviews. Depending the review, you could earn some cash!
:wishlist: Robbers Wishlist — ⏣ 25,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!
:coinbomb: Coin Bomb — ⏣ 25,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
:horseshoe: Lucky Horseshoe — ⏣ 50,000
Owning this increases your luck in some commands!
:feelsweirdman: Rare Pepe — ⏣ 75,000
Only the rarest of the rare pepes. A flex item.
:pepecoin: Pepe Coin — ⏣ 625,000
A pretty rare coin, probably only fairly rich people have this!
Pls with 2000
@flint barn ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 81,740.
@flint barn listen buddy you've already joined the heist
Join heist
Time is up to join Manav Blazi's heist, let's go.
2 people are teaming up to rob Shhlok's bank worth 1,088,383!
Manav Blazi and ØLxVOLT paid Shhlok ⏣ 2000 for an unsuccessful robbery.
Wallet: ⏣ 3,903
Bank: ⏣ 81,740 / 1,997,987 (4.1%)
Pls shop 3
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 52m)
:laptop: Laptop ─ ⏣ 1,830 (39% OFF!)
Use the laptop to post memes using the postmemes command, which can either get you bad or good reviews. Depending the review, you could earn some cash!
:fishingpole: Fishing Pole — ⏣ 20,000
Use this to go fishing!
:huntingrifle: Hunting Rifle — ⏣ 20,000
Use this to go hunting!
:shreddedcheese: Shredded Cheese — ⏣ 10,000
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!
:lifesaver: Life Saver — ⏣ 30,000
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!
:tidepod: Tidepod — ⏣ 20,000
Risking your life for a multiplier? Sounds great!
Pls rob 732255313578819584
@flint barn You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 78,824. :horseshoe:
Tip: Want one of the OP GOD BOXES?? You can get them on our website, and they're SICK https://dankmemer.lol/loot
Pls dep max
@flint barn ⏣ 82,727 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 164,467.
Pls with 500
@flint barn ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 163,967.
Pls shop fishingpole
Pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls buy fishingpole
@bold fractal bought 1 Fishing Pole and paid ⏣ 20,000
Pls bal @bold fractal
Wallet: ⏣ 222,746
Bank: ⏣ 33,716
Pls buy huntingrifle
@bold fractal bought 1 Hunting Rifle and paid ⏣ 20,000
:xmark: This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
:green: TRIVIA NIGHT
Let's see who's the smartest person here!
Type your answer in chat now! Use the letter in front of the answer.
What was the name given to Android 4.3?
A) Froyo
B) Jelly Bean
C) Lollipop
D) Nutella
Pls use wish
You don't own this item??
Tip: Be sure to check your notifications every so often for updates on your job, level status, and other important stuff
Pls shop 5
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 51m)
:laptop: Laptop ─ ⏣ 1,830 (39% OFF!)
Use the laptop to post memes using the postmemes command, which can either get you bad or good reviews. Depending the review, you could earn some cash!
:pepemedal: Pepe Medal — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 1% of players have!
:pepetrophy: Pepe Trophy — ⏣ 50,000,000
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved trophies.
:pizza: Pizza Slice — ⏣ 150,000
Eat this for an instant level up!
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
Pls postmemes
@bold fractal What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
I
@bold fractal Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 415 from the ads
@bold fractal Tara name rob list ma hai rob kar du !😈
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 51m)
:laptop: Laptop ─ ⏣ 1,830 (39% OFF!)
Use the laptop to post memes using the postmemes command, which can either get you bad or good reviews. Depending the review, you could earn some cash!
:fishingpole: Fishing Pole — ⏣ 20,000
Use this to go fishing!
:huntingrifle: Hunting Rifle — ⏣ 20,000
Use this to go hunting!
:shreddedcheese: Shredded Cheese — ⏣ 10,000
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!
:lifesaver: Life Saver — ⏣ 30,000
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!
:tidepod: Tidepod — ⏣ 20,000
Risking your life for a multiplier? Sounds great!
Pls rob 732255313578819584
@flint barn This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
Pls shop 2
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 51m)
:laptop: Laptop ─ ⏣ 1,830 (39% OFF!)
Use the laptop to post memes using the postmemes command, which can either get you bad or good reviews. Depending the review, you could earn some cash!
:sand: Box of Sand — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
:apple: Apple — ⏣ 5,000
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
:landmine: Landmine — ⏣ 7,500
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
:fidgetspinner: Fidget Spinner — ⏣ 10,000
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!
:alcohol: Alcohol — ⏣ 10,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 163,967 / 1,997,987 (8.2%)
Kaha se check krte
Pls use wish
Pls shop 4
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 50m)
:laptop: Laptop ─ ⏣ 1,830 (39% OFF!)
Use the laptop to post memes using the postmemes command, which can either get you bad or good reviews. Depending the review, you could earn some cash!
:wishlist: Robbers Wishlist — ⏣ 25,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!
:coinbomb: Coin Bomb — ⏣ 25,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
:horseshoe: Lucky Horseshoe — ⏣ 50,000
Owning this increases your luck in some commands!
:feelsweirdman: Rare Pepe — ⏣ 75,000
Only the rarest of the rare pepes. A flex item.
:pepecoin: Pepe Coin — ⏣ 625,000
A pretty rare coin, probably only fairly rich people have this!
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 50m)
:laptop: Laptop ─ ⏣ 1,830 (39% OFF!)
Use the laptop to post memes using the postmemes command, which can either get you bad or good reviews. Depending the review, you could earn some cash!
:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object — ⏣ 5
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
:fakeid: Fake ID — ⏣ 1,000
Disguise your identity on the rich command!
:phone: Cell Phone — ⏣ 2,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
:padlock: Padlock — ⏣ 3,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
:laptop: Laptop — ⏣ 1,830
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pls buy wish
@bold fractal bought 1 Robbers Wishlist and paid ⏣ 25,000
Pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls bal @bold fractal
Wallet: ⏣ 178,161
Bank: ⏣ 33,716
Pls profile @bold fractal
Normie
171
■■■■■■■■□□
Wallet: ⏣ 178,161
Bank: ⏣ 33,716
Net: ⏣ 281,877
5 items (5 total) worth ⏣ 70,000
0 daily streak
24,531 bank note space
233 commands issued
Works as a Cosplayer
:padlock: Padlock - expires in 1 year, 4 days and 6 hours
Baba (Pepe) - Level 0
@flint barn You stole a fairly decent chunk! 💰
Your payout was ⏣ 748,831. :horseshoe:
Pls dep max
@flint barn ⏣ 749,331 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 913,298.
Pls profile
69 nice
75
■■■■■■■■■■
7581
■■■■■■■■■□
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 913,298
Net: ⏣ 4,839,013
Multi: 62%
24 items (241 total) worth ⏣ 3,925,715
26 daily streak
26 cheese eaten (25.02% xp multi)
1,581,126 bank note space
10,489 commands issued
Works as a Cosplayer
:apple: Apple - expires in 23 hours, 30 minutes and 42 seconds
:alcohol: Alcohol - expires in 11 hours, 30 minutes and 47 seconds
:tidepod: Tidepod - 25% multiplier boost - expires in 2 hours, 32 minutes and 22 seconds
Pls rob 732255313578819584
@bold fractal This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
Pls use pad
@flint barn Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail, however this is only a one-time use.
You don't own this item??
Pls use mine
@flint barn You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 24 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.
Pls buy pad
@bold fractal bought 1 Padlock and paid ⏣ 3,000
Pls use pad
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Pls fish
LMAO you found nothing. NICE!
Pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 31 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls bal 732255313578819584
Wallet: ⏣ 748,831
Bank: ⏣ 1,088,383
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 913,298 / 1,998,056 (45.7%)
Pls with 500
@flint barn ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 912,798.
Pls use banknote
@flint barn You have 6 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
6
@flint barn You turn 6 bank notes into the bank, and they allow you another 85,244 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 2,083,300 in total bank space, with 1,666,370 (80.0%) being expanded storage
Pls rob 732255313578819584
@bold fractal try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls rob 732255313578819584
@flint barn try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
He left shyd
Server leave kar Diya 🤣😂
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 175,161
Bank: ⏣ 33,716 / 34,156 (98.7%)
Pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls bet 66789
You lost ⏣ 66,789
New Balance: ⏣ 108,372
Rolled 5
Rolled 7
Pls bet all
You lost ⏣ 108,372
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 3
Rolled 7
Pls with all
Pls with 100000
@bold fractal ⏣ 33,716 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
@flint barn ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 812,798.
Pls bj all
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
@flint barn bought 1 Lucky Horseshoe and paid ⏣ 50,000
H
Pls bet max
You lost ⏣ 50,500
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 6 :horseshoe:
Rolled 10
0 hogya lol
Pls with 100000
@flint barn ⏣ 100,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 712,798.
Tip: Be sure to check your notifications every so often for updates on your job, level status, and other important stuff
Pls bet max
You lost ⏣ 100,000
New Balance: ⏣ 0
Rolled 2 :horseshoe:
Rolled 12
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand :sand:!
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 712,798 / 2,083,533 (34.2%)
Pls use sand
:sand: Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
Pls with all
@flint barn ⏣ 712,798 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
N
Pls give max @bold fractal
Alright, let's pretend that never happened.
Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 712,798 to Manav Blazi#4745?
Reply with yes or no.
Areyyyy
No
Canceling this transaction.

Pls use hunting rifle
You can't use this item :thinking:
:fishingpole: Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
:huntingrifle: Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
:laptop: Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
:padlock: Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool
:phone: Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Pls give max @bold fractal
Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 712,798 to Manav Blazi#4745?
Reply with yes or no.
Canceling this transaction.
Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 712,798 to Manav Blazi#4745?
Reply with yes or no.
Yes
@flint barn You gave Manav Blazi ⏣ 655,774 after a 8% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 655,774
Tf kyu
Pls bal @bold fractal
Wallet: ⏣ 655,774
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 43m)
:laptop: Laptop ─ ⏣ 1,830 (39% OFF!)
Use the laptop to post memes using the postmemes command, which can either get you bad or good reviews. Depending the review, you could earn some cash!
:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object — ⏣ 5
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
:fakeid: Fake ID — ⏣ 1,000
Disguise your identity on the rich command!
:phone: Cell Phone — ⏣ 2,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
:padlock: Padlock — ⏣ 3,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
:laptop: Laptop — ⏣ 1,830
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Pls shop 2
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 43m)
:laptop: Laptop ─ ⏣ 1,830 (39% OFF!)
Use the laptop to post memes using the postmemes command, which can either get you bad or good reviews. Depending the review, you could earn some cash!
:sand: Box of Sand — ⏣ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
:apple: Apple — ⏣ 5,000
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
:landmine: Landmine — ⏣ 7,500
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
:fidgetspinner: Fidget Spinner — ⏣ 10,000
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!
:alcohol: Alcohol — ⏣ 10,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Pls buy landmine 3
@bold fractal bought 3 Landmines and paid ⏣ 22,500
Pls buy banknote 15
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Pls buy banknote
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Pls inv @bold fractal
:fishingpole: Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
:huntingrifle: Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
:landmine: Landmine ─ 3
ID landmine ─ Tool
:laptop: Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
:padlock: Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool
Pls postmemes
@bold fractal What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
F
@bold fractal Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 288 from the ads
Pls inv 2 @bold fractal
:fishingpole: Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
:huntingrifle: Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
:landmine: Landmine ─ 3
ID landmine ─ Tool
:laptop: Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
:padlock: Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool
Pls inv 2
:phone: Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
:sand: Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool
:wishlist: Robbers Wishlist ─ 1
ID wishlist ─ Tool
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Common Fish :commonfish:!
Pls sell commonfish
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Pls sell fish
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish for ⏣ 580
Pls sell fish
You successfully sold 1 Common Fish for ⏣ 580
Pls shop e
@bold fractal "e" isn't a shop item what are you doing rn
Pls shop 3
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 41m)
:laptop: Laptop ─ ⏣ 1,830 (39% OFF!)
Use the laptop to post memes using the postmemes command, which can either get you bad or good reviews. Depending the review, you could earn some cash!
:fishingpole: Fishing Pole — ⏣ 20,000
Use this to go fishing!
:huntingrifle: Hunting Rifle — ⏣ 20,000
Use this to go hunting!
:shreddedcheese: Shredded Cheese — ⏣ 10,000
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!
:lifesaver: Life Saver — ⏣ 30,000
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!
:tidepod: Tidepod — ⏣ 20,000
Risking your life for a multiplier? Sounds great!
Pls multiplier
#dank-memer (+5%)
Worked 3+ Times TODAY (+3%)
Vote Reminder On (+3%)
Tips Enabled (+5%)
Pls work
@bold fractal You need to wait 29 minutes and 17 seconds until you can work again!
Pls buy tipepod
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
Pls shop 4
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 40m)
:laptop: Laptop ─ ⏣ 1,830 (39% OFF!)
Use the laptop to post memes using the postmemes command, which can either get you bad or good reviews. Depending the review, you could earn some cash!
:wishlist: Robbers Wishlist — ⏣ 25,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!
:coinbomb: Coin Bomb — ⏣ 25,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
:horseshoe: Lucky Horseshoe — ⏣ 50,000
Owning this increases your luck in some commands!
:feelsweirdman: Rare Pepe — ⏣ 75,000
Only the rarest of the rare pepes. A flex item.
:pepecoin: Pepe Coin — ⏣ 625,000
A pretty rare coin, probably only fairly rich people have this!
Pls buy horseshoe
@bold fractal bought 1 Lucky Horseshoe and paid ⏣ 50,000
Pls use horseshoe
You can't use this item :thinking:
Jobs with :red: next to them are locked.
:green: Cosplayer
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12500 per hour
:green: Manager
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour
:red: Ghost
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 16000 per hour
:red: Karen
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 20000 per hour
:green: House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 5000 per hour
Pls work list 4
Jobs with :red: next to them are locked.
:red: Scientist
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 19000 per hour
:red: Dictator
Hours Required Per Day: 8 — Salary: ⏣ 20000 per hour
:red: Santa Claus
Hours Required Per Day: 8 — Salary: ⏣ 22000 per hour
Jobs with :red: next to them are locked.
:red: Police Officer
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 14000 per hour
:red: Developer
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 16000 per hour
:red: Christmas Elf
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 18000 per hour
:red: Dank Memer Developer
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 18000 per hour
:red: Politician
Hours Required Per Day: 6 — Salary: ⏣ 18500 per hour
Pls bj 6661
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
S
Pls snakeeyes 52525
@bold fractal
:d1: :d6:
A single eye, not bad. You won 1.8x your bet: ⏣ 94,545
Now you have ⏣ 684,083
Pls dep max
@bold fractal ⏣ 34,761 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 34,761.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 649,322
Bank: ⏣ 34,761 / 34,761 (100.0%)
Pls rich
🥇 3,757,639 - 𝕾𝕰𝕰𝕿𝖀 [𝕬𝕽𝕬]#8743
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Common Fish :commonfish:! :horseshoe:
Pls bet 2222
You lost ⏣ 2,222
New Balance: ⏣ 614,634
Rolled 2 :horseshoe:
Rolled 8
Pls bet 25999
You lost ⏣ 25,999
New Balance: ⏣ 588,635
Rolled 5 :horseshoe:
Rolled 6
Pls bet 6666
You lost ⏣ 6,666
New Balance: ⏣ 581,969
Rolled 3 :horseshoe:
Rolled 8
@bold fractal
:d4: :d6:
You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 558,737
Pls snakeeyes 171111
@bold fractal
:d4: :d3:
You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 387,626
Pls pet list
To buy a pet, use pls pet [pet name]
Dragon
Not for sale
Pet Rock
⏣ 2,500
Crab
⏣ 10,000
Snake
⏣ 20,000
Dog
⏣ 30,000
Pls pet dog
You already own a pet!
Pls pet dance
@bold fractal Baba leveled up! 0 → 1
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
To see the things you can do with Baba, type pls pet actions
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
1d and 23h until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
1d and 23h until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (100%)
1d and 23h until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (97%)
11h and 37m until empty
■■■■■■■■■■ (99%)
□□□□□□□□□□ (2 / 100)
Level 1
Pls pet actions
pls pet — see your pets statistics
pls pet feed — feed your pet, increases "Hunger" stat
pls pet pat — pat your pet yahoo
pls pet wash — wash your pet, costs ⏣ 40 and boosts "Hygiene" stat
pls pet play — play with your pet, boosts "Fun" stat
pls pet name — change your pets name
pls pet train — train your pet in a specific area such as hunting, attack or sustainability
pls pet disown — leave your pet behind
Pls pet train
Use pls pet train [name] to train Baba in that area
You can also use pls pet train info to learn more about a specific trait.
You have 10 points left to spend.
Attack
□□□□□□□□□□ 0 / 10
Defense
□□□□□□□□□□ 0 / 10
Hunting
□□□□□□□□□□ 0 / 10
Sustainability
□□□□□□□□□□ 0 / 10
Pls pet train defense
How many points do you want to assign to Defense? You can also use negative numbers to remove points in this area.
3
You assigned 3 points to Defense. You now have 7 points
Pls pet train hunting
How many points do you want to assign to Hunting? You can also use negative numbers to remove points in this area.
3
You assigned 3 points to Hunting. You now have 4 points
Pls pet train defense 2
How many points do you want to assign to Defense? You can also use negative numbers to remove points in this area.
2
You assigned 2 points to Defense. You now have 2 points
Pls pet train sustainability ,2
How many points do you want to assign to Sustainability? You can also use negative numbers to remove points in this area.
2
You assigned 2 points to Sustainability. You now have 0 points
Tip: On the weekend, votes on top.gg for Dank Memer earn you DOUBLE the rewards!
Pls pet actions
pls pet — see your pets statistics
pls pet feed — feed your pet, increases "Hunger" stat
pls pet pat — pat your pet yahoo
pls pet wash — wash your pet, costs ⏣ 40 and boosts "Hygiene" stat
pls pet play — play with your pet, boosts "Fun" stat
pls pet name — change your pets name
pls pet train — train your pet in a specific area such as hunting, attack or sustainability
pls pet disown — leave your pet behind
Pls pet name Munchku
@bold fractal your pepes name is now Munchku
Pls pet pat
@bold fractal You pat Munchku.
Pls pet wash 3
Your pet is already crystal clean!
Pls pet play
@bold fractal Munchku doesn't want to play right now.
Pls pet feed
listen if you keep feeding your pet it's gonna be as fat as you mate
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
H
Pls snakeeyes 19292
@bold fractal
:d4: :d1:
A single eye, not bad. You won 1.8x your bet: ⏣ 34,726
Now you have ⏣ 321,506
Pls snakeeyes 23232
@bold fractal
:d1: :d1:
SNAKE EYES! You won 10x your bet: ⏣ 232,320
Now you have ⏣ 553,826
@bold fractal
:d2: :d4:
You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 530,493
Pls snakeeyes 21422
@bold fractal
:d3: :d1:
A single eye, not bad. You won 1.8x your bet: ⏣ 38,560
Now you have ⏣ 569,053
Pls bj 32321
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
H
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
H
Pls snakeeyes 77777
@bold fractal
:d1: :d1:
SNAKE EYES! You won 10x your bet: ⏣ 777,770
Now you have ⏣ 1,314,502
🥇 3,757,639 - 𝕾𝕰𝕰𝕿𝖀 [𝕬𝕽𝕬]#8743
Pls use pad
@bold fractal Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail, however this is only a one-time use.
Pls info pad
4/4
63/64
3564/3584
6271585
21ms
Pls bj 33333
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
S
Pls bj 45454
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
H
Pls bj 66666
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
H
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
S
:xmark: This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
:red: THE PLS RICH COMMAND NO WORK! I WANT STEAL NOW! >:(
Get the developer to fix it ASAP or else!
Attack the boss by typing why my pls rich no work? into chat!
BOSS
:rage:
Why my pls rich no work
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
Pls snakeeyes 123333
@bold fractal
:d5: :d6:
You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 1,045,716
Pls snakeeyes 222222
@bold fractal
:d5: :d4:
You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 823,494
Pls bj 222222
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
S
Pls snakeeyes 222222
@bold fractal
:d5: :d1:
A single eye, not bad. You won 1.8x your bet: ⏣ 400,000
Now you have ⏣ 1,461,697
Pls snakeeyes 77777
@bold fractal
:d6: :d3:
You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 1,383,920
@bold fractal
:d1: :d3:
A single eye, not bad. You won 1.8x your bet: ⏣ 159,998
Now you have ⏣ 1,543,918
Pls bet 11111
You won ⏣ 5,244
Percent Won: 47%
New Balance: ⏣ 1,549,162
Rolled 12 :horseshoe:
Rolled 5
Pls kick

Pls bj 76767
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
S
Pls snakeeyes 12345
@bold fractal
:d6: :d4:
You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 1,516,281
Pls snakeeyes 221133
@bold fractal
:d3: :d3:
You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 1,295,148
Pls snakeeyes 123123
@bold fractal
:d6: :d5:
You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 1,172,025
Pls bj 10000
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
H
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,162,025
Bank: ⏣ 34,761 / 35,696 (97.4%)
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought NOTHING! 😆
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 5 Common Fish :commonfish:!
Pls hunt
The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 28 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 30s!
Pls work resign
@bold fractal You resigned from your position as Cosplayer. You need to wait 3 hours before you can apply for another job.
Pls bj 60000
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
H
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
S
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,217,412
Bank: ⏣ 34,761 / 36,136 (96.2%)
Pls bj 200000
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
S
Pls bal @lyric roost
Wallet: ⏣ 988,534
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls snakeeyes 65000
@bold fractal
:d5: :d4:
You didn't get any snake eyes. Sad. You lost your bet.
Now you have ⏣ 1,152,412
Pls snakeeyes 523211
@bold fractal You can't bet more than ⏣ 250,000 at once, sorry not sorry
Pls bet 22222
You lost ⏣ 22,222
New Balance: ⏣ 1,130,190
Rolled 11
Rolled 12
Pls bet 150000
You lost ⏣ 150,000
New Balance: ⏣ 980,190
Rolled 1
Rolled 12
Pls bj all
You can't bet more than 250,000 coins at once, sorry not sorry
Pls bj 17777
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
H
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
S
Pls jail
Pls roast @winged geode
There will never be enough middle fingers in this world for R ∆ √ ∆ И 🔱✔
pls daily
⏣ 35,500 was placed in your wallet and a normie BOX!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
14 hours, 21 minutes and 41 seconds
pls work
Work for Ghost - Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle.
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
middle
BOSS Terrible effort @lyric roost, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you ⏣ 4,120 for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
I'm not made of money dude, wait 10d, 8m and 12s
The default cooldown is 1mo.
pls beg
pls meme
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What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
h
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Deer 🦌!
pls inv
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ID alcohol ─ Power-up
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1. You have been stolen from!
MASTER ULTRA INSTINCT SHIVAM ØP#1817 (@dreamy turret) has stolen **⏣ ...
2. You have been stolen from!
MASTER ULTRA INSTINCT SHIVAM ØP#1817 (@dreamy turret) has stolen **⏣ ...
3. You have been stolen from!
MASTER ULTRA INSTINCT SHIVAM ØP#1817 (@dreamy turret) has stolen **⏣ ...
4. You were almost stolen from!
MASTER ULTRA INSTINCT SHIVAM ØP#1817 (@dreamy turret) tried to steal ...
5. You were almost stolen from!
Happy Chauhan#8091 (@low warren) tried to steal from you in sc0u...**
Grouped under steal
MASTER ULTRA INSTINCT SHIVAM ØP#1817 (@dreamy turret) has stolen ⏣ 885,589 from you in Team 8bit!
pls give 20000 @bold fractal
@lyric roost Hey you're in passive mode. If you wanna share, turn that off!
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Pls bj all
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
H
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
S
pls monthly kro
I'm not made of money dude, wait 9d, 23h and 55m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
@bold fractal
Pls bj 50
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
H
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
H
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
S
Pls bj 100
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
S
Pls bj 121
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
H
Ezy
pls rich
🥇 3,757,639 - 𝕾𝕰𝕰𝕿𝖀 [𝕬𝕽𝕬]#8743
pls work
@lyric roost You need to wait 44 minutes and 30 seconds until you can work again!
Pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rob @gaunt rivet
@flint barn You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from ⏣ 500.
Pls rich
🥇 3,757,639 - 𝕾𝕰𝕰𝕿𝖀 [𝕬𝕽𝕬]#8743
Pls work
Work for Cosplayer - Retype - Retype the following phrase below.
Type When I cosplay, I become someone else entirely
BOSS Terrible effort @gaunt rivet, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you ⏣ 3,219 for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
Pls daily
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🥇 3,757,639 - 𝕾𝕰𝕰𝕿𝖀 [𝕬𝕽𝕬]#8743
Pls beg
"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 291 and a :commonfish: Common Fish"

Pls bal CHEEMS OP#4758
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Wallet: ⏣ 164,528
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls profile CHEEMS OP#4758
Badges: :2020Badge:
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Wallet: ⏣ 164,528
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 173,783
5 items (12 total) worth ⏣ 9,255
14 daily streak
160 commands issued
Works as a Cosplayer
Pls work
Work for Santa Claus - Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle.
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Left
BOSS Good stuff @devout tree, got the work done well. You were given ⏣ 22,660 for an hour of work.
Pls dep 20600
@devout tree ⏣ 20,600 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 222,570.
Pls rob 556740510052777984
@devout tree You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from ⏣ 500.

pls use rob
pls bal CHEEMS OP#4758
Wallet: ⏣ 165,028
Bank: ⏣ 0
pls with 500
@unique siren ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 18,975.
pls rob CHEEMS OP#4758
@unique siren You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from ⏣ 500.
pls use alcohol
:alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
y
@unique siren You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
Tip: Certain non-currency related commands can give you coins, such as pls trivia!
pls with 500
@unique siren ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 18,475.
pls rob CHEEMS OP#4758
@unique siren You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 33,106. :horseshoe:
pls dep all
@unique siren ⏣ 33,606 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 52,081.
pls with 500
@unique siren ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 51,581.
pls rob Nirab Sarkar Joy#5946
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 5 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls rob Nirab Sarkar Joy#5946
@unique siren You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 288,563. :horseshoe:
pls dep all
@unique siren ⏣ 289,063 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 340,644.
pls with 500
@unique siren ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 340,144.
pls rob Shelby#4495
@unique siren You stole a fairly decent chunk! 💰
Your payout was ⏣ 34,435. :horseshoe:
pls dep all
@unique siren ⏣ 34,935 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 375,079.
pls rob CHEEMS OP#4758
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls rob CHEEMS OP#4758
@unique siren You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
pls with 500
@unique siren ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 374,579.
pls rob CHEEMS OP#4758
@unique siren This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
pls rich
no rich people here
pls rob CHEEMS OP#4758
@unique siren You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 132,422. :horseshoe:
pls dep all
@unique siren ⏣ 132,922 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 507,501.
pls with 500
@unique siren ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 507,001.
pls rob Nirab Sarkar Joy#5946
@unique siren You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from ⏣ 500.
pls bal Nirab Sarkar Joy#5946
Wallet: ⏣ 1,154,754
Bank: ⏣ 28,133
pls rob Nirab Sarkar Joy#5946
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 14 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls rob Nirab Sarkar Joy#5946
@unique siren You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
pls with 500
@unique siren ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 506,501.
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pls rob Nirab Sarkar Joy#5946
@unique siren You stole a fairly decent chunk! 💰
Your payout was ⏣ 577,377. :horseshoe:
Tip: Try to avoid getting fired from your job! If you do, you'll need to wait 3 hours before you can find another one
pls dep all
@unique siren ⏣ 345,218 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 851,719.
pls work
@unique siren What color was next to the word actor?
blue
BOSS Terrible effort @unique siren, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you ⏣ 4,869 for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
pls dep all
@unique siren ⏣ 4,869 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,869.
Tip: If your notifications are too full and becoming hard to manage, you can clear them using pls notifications clear
pls with 500
@unique siren ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,369.
pls rob Nirab Sarkar Joy#5946
@unique siren This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
pls rob Nirab Sarkar Joy#5946
@unique siren You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from ⏣ 500.
pls with 500
@unique siren ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,869.
pls rob Nirab Sarkar Joy#5946
@unique siren You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from ⏣ 500.
pls with 500
@unique siren ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,369.
pls bal Nirab Sarkar Joy#5946
Wallet: ⏣ 578,377
Bank: ⏣ 28,133
pls rob Nirab Sarkar Joy#5946
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 5 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls rob Nirab Sarkar Joy#5946
@unique siren You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 578,377. :horseshoe:
@dawn phoenix thenkz for the 1.5 million buddy
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 28,133 / 28,243 (99.6%)
Bye, Leaving this stupid server.
lmao u gotta put padlock or mines ryt?
Pls rich
no rich people here
Can you return back my money ?
@wanton island Lul? Disable the rob command
Dank memer is global economy bot.
Pls use bbe
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Check yer DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rob @wanton vortex
@wanton vortex hey stupid, seems pretty dumb to steal from urself
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Pls rob MayanK#0620
@wanton vortex You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person ye stole from ⏣ 500.
Pls trivia
What is Canada's largest island?
You have 10 seconds to answer with the correct letter.
A) Baffin Island
B) Newfoundland
C) Prince Edward Island
D) Vancouver Island
Hard
Geography
D
no blockhead, the correct answer was Baffin Island
Pls rob MayanK#0620
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 10 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
Pls beg
Pls rob MayanK#0620
@wanton vortex You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 120,416. :horseshoe:
Pls dep 120416
@wanton vortex ⏣ 120,416 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,966,947.
Pls use bbe
Check yer DMs to see a list of robbable users
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pls bal Nirab Sarkar Joy#5946
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 28,133
Pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls profile S A Y A S H#9353
69 nice
75
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7589
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Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 17,571
Net: ⏣ 3,075,786
Multi: 37%
23 items (233 total) worth ⏣ 3,057,715
26 daily streak
26 cheese eaten (25.02% xp multi)
1,666,370 bank note space
10,551 commands issued
Works as a Cosplayer
:apple: Apple - expires in 17 hours, 57 minutes and 8 seconds
:alcohol: Alcohol - expires in 5 hours, 57 minutes and 14 seconds
:padlock: Padlock - expires in 1 year, 4 days and 19 hours
:landmine: Landmine - expires in 23 hours and 56 minutes
Pls profile @S U Y A S H#9353
69 nice
75
■■■■■■■■■■
7589
■■■■■■■■■□
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 17,571
Net: ⏣ 3,075,786
Multi: 37%
23 items (233 total) worth ⏣ 3,057,715
26 daily streak
26 cheese eaten (25.02% xp multi)
1,666,370 bank note space
10,552 commands issued
Works as a Cosplayer
:apple: Apple - expires in 17 hours, 56 minutes and 32 seconds
:alcohol: Alcohol - expires in 5 hours, 56 minutes and 37 seconds
:padlock: Padlock - expires in 1 year, 4 days and 19 hours
:landmine: Landmine - expires in 23 hours, 55 minutes and 24 seconds
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 136,768 / 38,472,436 (0.4%)
pls work
Work for Ghost - Reverse - Type the following word backwards.
emf
fme
BOSS Good stuff @lyric roost, got the work done well. You were given ⏣ 16,480 for an hour of work.
You never fail to amaze me @olive crag. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 628! 5000 + ⏣ 628 an hour
@olive crag Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!
BOSS Terrible effort @olive crag, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you ⏣ 1,366 for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 299,317
Bank: ⏣ 4,125 / 4,345 (94.9%)
Pls dep all
@olive crag ⏣ 220 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,345.
Pls work
@olive crag You need to wait 58 minutes and 45 seconds until you can work again!
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 299,097
Bank: ⏣ 4,345 / 4,345 (100.0%)
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls use wis
Check yer DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls profile 746707297186742373
Badges: :2020Badge:
Normie
266
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Wallet: ⏣ 165,894
Bank: ⏣ 14,575
Net: ⏣ 209,224
6 items (12 total) worth ⏣ 28,755
55 daily streak
958 commands issued
Works as a Ghost
vito (Dog) - Level 1
pls rob 746707297186742373
@orchid sand You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 165,894. :horseshoe:
Pls use bbe
Check yer DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rob guitar_jade#5784
@wanton vortex You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person ye stole from ⏣ 500.
Pls beg
Pls rob guitar_jade#5784
@wanton vortex You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 61,695. :horseshoe:
Pls dep 61000
@wanton vortex ⏣ 61,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,087,448.
Pls use bbe
Check yer DMs to see a list of robbable users
:blue: YOU'RE A BEGGAR!
Someone is trying to donate to the needy, quickly snatch that up!
Type i am impoverish i swear
@wanton vortex You try to steal from LND only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring yer bolt cutters with ye, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.
Tip: Did ye know there's a family friendly mode now? Check yer user settings pls settings or yer server settings pls serverconf.
@wanton vortex You try to steal from LND only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring yer bolt cutters with ye, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 10 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
@wanton vortex You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 123,113. :horseshoe:
Pls dep 123113
@wanton vortex ⏣ 123,113 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,794,574.
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@wanton vortex This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
@wanton vortex You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person ye stole from ⏣ 500.
Pls with 500

