#dank-memer
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Pls profile @vapid lion
Dank Memer
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3898
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Wallet: ⏣ 1,465
Bank: ⏣ 939,402
Net: ⏣ 144,512,527
38 items (52,330 total) worth ⏣ 143,571,660
19 daily streak
1 cheese eaten (4.91% xp multi)
729,326 bank note space
1,385 commands issued
Works as a Manager
5% steal shields, meaning this user loses 5% less coins when stolen from
:apple: Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up
🐗 Boar ─ 1
ID boar ─ Sellable
:bread: Fresh Bread ─ 3
ID bread ─ Sellable
:chillpill: Chill Pill ─ 1
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
:petduck: Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable
Pls inv 2
:fakeid: Fake ID ─ 10
ID fakeid ─ Tool
:fishingpole: Fishing Pole ─ 8
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
:huntingrifle: Hunting Rifle ─ 3
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
:laptop: Laptop ─ 2
ID laptop ─ Tool
:lifesaver: Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Pls inv 3
:padlock: Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool
:feelsweirdman: Rare Pepe ─ 3
ID pepe ─ Collectable
:phone: Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object ─ 1
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
:pizza: Pizza Slice ─ 8
ID pizza ─ Power-up
Pls gift 8 pizza @vapid lion
Are you sure you want to give 8 pizza :pizza: to ZΞUS ❥#1321?
Reply with yes or no.
Yes
@devout tree You gave ZΞUS ❥ 8 pizza, now you have 0 and they've got 210
@vapid lion You take the big juicy yummy pizza and put it in your mouth. It's so good, that you're level 39 now.
@vapid lion You take the big juicy yummy pizza and put it in your mouth. It's so good, that you're level 40 now.
@vapid lion You take the big juicy yummy pizza and put it in your mouth. It's so good, that you're level 41 now.
Lol
Pls beg
Pls use pizza
@vapid lion You take the big juicy yummy pizza and put it in your mouth. It's so good, that you're level 42 now.
Pls search
@vapid lion Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
shoe, laundromat, dresser
Dresser
You found ⏣ 232, good thing the panty fairy visited! :horseshoe:
Pls gift 6 pole @vapid lion
Are you sure you want to give 6 fishingpole :fishingpole: to ZΞUS ❥#1321?
Reply with yes or no.
Yes
@devout tree You gave ZΞUS ❥ 6 fishingpole, now you have 2 and they've got 15
Tip: Are you rich and want to preserve your life? Try a Life Saver from the shop!
Pls use pizza
@vapid lion You take the big juicy yummy pizza and put it in your mouth. It's so good, that you're level 44 now.
Pls profile
Dank Memer
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Wallet: ⏣ 11,979
Bank: ⏣ 939,402
Net: ⏣ 145,243,041
Multi: 27%
38 items (52,340 total) worth ⏣ 144,291,660
19 daily streak
1 cheese eaten (4.91% xp multi)
729,326 bank note space
1,393 commands issued
Works as a Manager
5% steal shields, meaning you lose 5% less coins when stolen from
Pls use pizza
@vapid lion You take the big juicy yummy pizza and put it in your mouth. It's so good, that you're level 45 now.
Pls use pizza
@vapid lion You take the big juicy yummy pizza and put it in your mouth. It's so good, that you're level 46 now.
Pls search
@vapid lion Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
couch, shoe, tree
Tree
You found ⏣ 559, why were you even looking in a tree? :horseshoe:
Pls use pizza
@vapid lion You take the big juicy yummy pizza and put it in your mouth. It's so good, that you're level 47 now.
Pls use pizza
@vapid lion You take the big juicy yummy pizza and put it in your mouth. It's so good, that you're level 48 now.
Tip: Keeping these tips on will get you a small multiplier!
Pls beg
Pls use pizza
@vapid lion You take the big juicy yummy pizza and put it in your mouth. It's so good, that you're level 49 now.
Tip: If your notifications are too full and becoming hard to manage, you can clear them using pls notifications clear
Pls use pizza
50 zal ki sang
@vapid lion You take the big juicy yummy pizza and put it in your mouth. It's so good, that you're level 50 now.
Pls profile
Good Meme
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Wallet: ⏣ 12,677
Bank: ⏣ 939,402
Net: ⏣ 144,343,739
Multi: 29%
38 items (52,334 total) worth ⏣ 143,391,660
19 daily streak
1 cheese eaten (4.91% xp multi)
729,326 bank note space
1,402 commands issued
Works as a Manager
5% steal shields, meaning you lose 5% less coins when stolen from
Pls profile @vapid lion
Good Meme
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Wallet: ⏣ 12,677
Bank: ⏣ 939,402
Net: ⏣ 144,343,739
38 items (52,334 total) worth ⏣ 143,391,660
19 daily streak
1 cheese eaten (4.91% xp multi)
729,326 bank note space
1,402 commands issued
Works as a Manager
5% steal shields, meaning this user loses 5% less coins when stolen from
Tip: One of the many perks for donors are steal-shields! Lose less coins when stolen from! https://dankmemer.lol/premium
Wallet: ⏣ 2,646
Bank: ⏣ 727,123 / 1,041,538 (69.8%)

Pls with 600000
@devout tree ⏣ 600,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 127,123.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 12,677
Bank: ⏣ 939,402 / 1,004,792 (93.5%)
Pls buy pizza 4
Are you sure you want to buy 4 pizza :pizza: for ⏣ 600,000?
Reply with yes or no.
Pls use kn
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
Yes
@devout tree bought 4 Pizza Slices and paid ⏣ 600,000
Pls use banknote
@vapid lion You have 363 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
Yes
@vapid lion You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 12,839 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 1,017,631 in total bank space, with 742,165 (72.9%) being expanded storage
Pls use banknote
@vapid lion You have 362 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
Pls gift 4 pizza @vapid lion
Are you sure you want to give 4 pizza :pizza: to ZΞUS ❥#1321?
Reply with yes or no.
1
@vapid lion You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 18,436 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 1,036,067 in total bank space, with 760,601 (73.4%) being expanded storage
Yes
@devout tree You gave ZΞUS ❥ 4 pizza, now you have 0 and they've got 203
Tip: pls profile will show you general information on yourself and other people, including active items and some fun stats!
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 12,677
Bank: ⏣ 939,402 / 1,036,067 (90.7%)
@vapid lion pls bal
Pls dep max
@vapid lion ⏣ 12,677 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 952,079.
Pls with all
@devout tree ⏣ 127,123 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 0.
Pls give @vapid lion all
Are you sure you want to give ⏣ 129,769 to ZΞUS ❥#1321?
Reply with yes or no.
Yes
@devout tree You gave ZΞUS ❥ ⏣ 119,387 after a 8% tax rate, now you have ⏣ 0 and they've got ⏣ 119,387
Pls dep all
@vapid lion ⏣ 83,988 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,036,067.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 35,399
Bank: ⏣ 1,036,067 / 1,036,067 (100.0%)
Buy something
Pls use banknote
@vapid lion You have 361 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
Pls shop
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:fakeid: Fake ID ─ ⏣ 310 (69% OFF!)
Disguise your identity on the rich with a random fake name! Lasts for 1 week. Also, will hide you from robbers wishlists.
:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object — ⏣ 5
Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
:fakeid: Fake ID — ⏣ 310
Disguise your identity on the rich command!
:phone: Cell Phone — ⏣ 2,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
:padlock: Padlock — ⏣ 3,000
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
:laptop: Laptop — ⏣ 3,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
1
@vapid lion You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 14,446 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 1,050,513 in total bank space, with 775,047 (73.8%) being expanded storage
Pls use banknote
@vapid lion You have 360 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
1
@vapid lion You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 5,746 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 1,056,259 in total bank space, with 780,793 (73.9%) being expanded storage
Pls dep max
@vapid lion ⏣ 20,192 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,056,259.
@vapid lion bought 2 Padlocks and paid ⏣ 6,000
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 9,207
Bank: ⏣ 1,056,259 / 1,056,259 (100.0%)
@vapid lion bought 1 Fake ID and paid ⏣ 310
Lol😂
@vapid lion bought 1 Fake ID and paid ⏣ 310
Nko
Pls use rob
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Pls rob chikya#3024
@raven cargo You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 10,237. :horseshoe:
Pls dep max
@raven cargo ⏣ 5,017 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 471,204.
Pls rob chikya#3024
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 17 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
Pls rob chikya#3024
@raven cargo This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
Pls rob chikya#3024
@raven cargo You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 9,725. :horseshoe:
Pls rob chikya#3024
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
Pls meme
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 181,620
Bank: ⏣ 3,410 / 3,410 (100.0%)
Pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls profile chikya#3024
Normie
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Wallet: ⏣ 184,780
Bank: ⏣ 5,665
Net: ⏣ 346,210
7 items (14 total) worth ⏣ 155,765
1 daily streak
475 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber
Pls rob chikya#3024
@peak lantern You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 184,780. :horseshoe:
Pls meme
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Pls meme
Pls kill @sleek onyx
After a struggle, Tejal kills TIMÉメShuvo
Pls roast @glossy flume
Don't you worry your pretty little head about it. The operative word being little. Not pretty.
Pls hack @glossy flume
Pls profile @uneven cargo
Wallet: ⏣ 15,965
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 17,465
Multi: 13%
1 items (3 total) worth ⏣ 1,500
267 commands issued
🤧
pls rob
@orchid sand try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls heist
@orchid sand how are we gonna rob nobody ya dumb dumb
pls use wis
Check yer DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls profile Pubg Lover#0300
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Wallet: ⏣ 203,471
Bank: ⏣ 1,210
Net: ⏣ 212,681
2 items (2 total) worth ⏣ 8,000
0 daily streak
43 commands issued
Works as a Cosplayer
pls rob Pubg Lover#0300
@orchid sand You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 203,471. :horseshoe:
pls profile 693115670698786866
Reposter
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Wallet: ⏣ 100,996
Bank: ⏣ 1,020,237
Net: ⏣ 2,027,783
13 items (237 total) worth ⏣ 906,550
32 daily streak
979,922 bank note space
1,533 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber
pls rob 693115670698786866
@orchid sand You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 5,050. :horseshoe:
Tip: An apple a day can keep the loot goblins away! Eating an apple will prevent ye from losing items when ye die for the next 24 hours!
pls dep 5050
@orchid sand ⏣ 5,050 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 120,431.
pls rob 693115670698786866
@orchid sand You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 19,189. :horseshoe:
pls rob 693115670698786866
@orchid sand This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
pls glb
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:second_place: 21 wins - itachi uzumaki#9197
:third_place: 7 wins - unlucky#5881
👏 5 wins - ØLxVOLT#8378
pls profile itachi uzumaki#9197
:prestige1: Prestige I
Total Memer
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Wallet: ⏣ 61,059
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 40,005,354
31 items (1,128 total) worth ⏣ 39,944,295
18 daily streak
11 cheese eaten (16.28% xp multi)
928,788 bank note space
3,947 commands issued
Works as a Manager
pls profile unlucky#5881
Dank Memer
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Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,007,697
Net: ⏣ 9,301,722
16 items (243 total) worth ⏣ 6,294,025
58 daily streak
37 cheese eaten (29.85% xp multi)
3,322,880 bank note space
1,666 commands issued
Works as a Cosplayer
pls give 1 unlucky#588
@orchid sand who r u giving coins to, dumb
pls give 1 unlucky#5881
@orchid sand You gave unlucky ⏣ 1 after a 8% tax rate, now ye have ⏣ 499 and they've got ⏣ 1
pls bal unlucky#5881
Wallet: ⏣ 1
Bank: ⏣ 3,007,697
pls use rob
You don't own this item??
pls rob 693115670698786866
@orchid sand You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 76,757. :horseshoe:
pls dep 76757
@orchid sand ⏣ 76,757 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 268,912.
pls profile 597047388334587916
Dank Memer
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Wallet: ⏣ 1
Bank: ⏣ 3,007,697
Net: ⏣ 9,301,723
16 items (243 total) worth ⏣ 6,294,025
58 daily streak
37 cheese eaten (29.85% xp multi)
3,322,880 bank note space
1,666 commands issued
Works as a Cosplayer
pls heist
@orchid sand how are we gonna rob nobody ya dumb dumb
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 161,113 / 37,079,183 (0.4%)
pls with 2e3
@orchid sand ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 159,113.
pls with 2000
@steady marsh Your second argument should be a number and no more than what ye have in yer bank (⏣ 0)
pls with 2000
@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,663,434.
Tip: Work hard at leveling up and you'll get rewards such as coins, items and even exclusive titles and multipliers!
;-;
starting in 2 minutes
pls search
@steady marsh Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
bushes, discord, glovebox
bushes
You found ⏣ 975, luckily you didn't get pricked you prick
pls pm
@steady marsh What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
i
@steady marsh Your meme got a decent response online. You get ⏣ 660 from the ads
pls beg
pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Skunk 🦨!
pls sell skunk
You successfully sold 1 Skunk for ⏣ 1,155
join heist
pls heist 597047388334587916
aAKHi̴LESH is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into unlucky's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST soon!
join heist
@dense heart join
join heist
@steady marsh listen buddy you've already joined the heist
join heist
the bot has no external emoji perms
:sed:
pls ttt @rapid wraith
@steady marsh, where do you want to place your marker?
Type out a, b or c for the row, then 1, 2 or 3 for the column. (eg. a1 for top-left or b2 for middle). You can also type end to end the game.
b2
@rapid wraith, where do you want to place your marker?
Type out a, b or c for the row, then 1, 2 or 3 for the column. (eg. a1 for top-left or b2 for middle). You can also type end to end the game.
:black_large_square: :black_large_square: :black_large_square:
:black_large_square: :x: :black_large_square:
:black_large_square: :black_large_square: :black_large_square:
join heist
@rapid wraith, where do you want to place your marker?
Type out a, b or c for the row, then 1, 2 or 3 for the column. (eg. a1 for top-left or b2 for middle). You can also type end to end the game.
catsies that's not a valid option lmfao, type out a, b or c for the row, then 1, 2 or 3 for the column. (eg. a1 for top-left or b2 for middle)
end and join
end
catsies has ended the game what a wimp
pls fight @orchid sand
@orchid sand, what do you want to do? punch, kick, defend or end?
Type your choice out in chat as it's displayed!
kick
@steady marsh, what do you want to do? punch, kick, defend or end?
Type your choice out in chat as it's displayed!
aAKHi̴LESH lands a strong kick on _sternritter_tz dealing 34!
_sternritter_tz is left with 66 HP!
Time is up to join aAKHi̴LESH's heist, let's go.
4 people are teaming up to rob unlucky's bank worth 3,007,697!
aAKHi̴LESH, _sternritter_tz, megatron. and catsies paid unlucky ⏣ 2000 for an unsuccessful robbery.
pick
_sternritter_tz, that's not a valid option lmao! You must type punch, kick, defend or end in chat!
@steady marsh, what do you want to do? punch, kick, defend or end?
Type your choice out in chat as it's displayed!
end
_sternritter_tz has ended the game what a wimp
🤣 .
bruh only 4 of us
join heist
You need to have two thing split by a comma for this. "pls fuck dwight, angela" for example
pls bal
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Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 159,113 / 37,079,183 (0.4%)
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 38m)
:coinbomb: Coin Bomb ─ ⏣ 14,000 (44% OFF!)
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up. Dispenses anywhere from ⏣ 2,000 - ⏣ 15,000 for other people on the server to pick up in chat. Basically used to get people active in chat and share some coins!
:pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object — ⏣ 5
Swear on me mum's life it be not a dildo. Send it to a friend!
:fakeid: Fake ID — ⏣ 1,000
Disguise yer identity on the rich command!
:phone: Cell Phone — ⏣ 2,000
Text yer friends! Fun for the entire family
:padlock: Padlock — ⏣ 3,000
Lock a padlock on yer wallet to prevent people from robbing ye
:laptop: Laptop — ⏣ 3,000
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
pls with 14e4
@orchid sand ⏣ 140,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 19,113.
Are you sure you want to buy 10 coinbomb :coinbomb: for ⏣ 140,000?
Reply with yes or no.
yes
@orchid sand bought 10 Coin Bombs and paid ⏣ 140,000
pls shop bom
pls shop pink
pls gift 69 pink @orchid sand
@steady marsh You gave aAKHi̴LESH 69 pinkphallicobject, now ye have 9,465 and they've got 10,112,058
pls gift 69 pink @civic vortex
@steady marsh You gave Tejal 69 pinkphallicobject, now ye have 16,365 and they've got 69
have fun tonight
🥵
pls gift 69 pink @rapid wraith
@steady marsh You gave catsies 69 pinkphallicobject, now ye have 16,296 and they've got 358,310
have fun tonight
thanks 😏
pls gift 69 pink @hybrid shard
@steady marsh You gave samar 69 pinkphallicobject, now ye have 16,227 and they've got 69
have fun tonight
pls with 2000
@jade osprey ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 6,891,025.

Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls notifs
Sorted by most recent
You can use pls notifications view [index] to view a specific notification
1. Your bank was heisted!
7 people teamed up and raided yer bank, led by pizzzaaaa#5095 (<@7777525055**...**
2. Your bank is being heisted!
The bankrob is being led by pizzzaaaa#5095 (@fresh abyss) in Heis...**
3. Your bank is being heisted!
The bankrob is being led by pizzzaaaa#5095 (@fresh abyss) in Heis...**
4. Your life saver protected ye from death!
You were killed by somebody's pet! BUT You had a life saver in yer inventory at**...**
5. You were almost stolen from!
ツツ#6328 (@radiant finch) attempted to steal from ye in Heist lover...**
Pls use wish
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls daily
⏣ 35,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
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Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 45 minutes and 1 second
pls daily
⏣ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
5 hours, 25 minutes and 36 seconds
Pls use bbe
Check yer DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rob Dread#5387
@wanton vortex You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person ye stole from ⏣ 500.
Pls with 1500
@wanton vortex ⏣ 1,500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 352,953.
Pls rob Dread#5387
@wanton vortex You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person ye stole from ⏣ 500.
Pls use alcohol
You can't use this item, ye've already used it and it be active right now!
Pls rob Dread#5387
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 12 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
Pls rob Dread#5387
@wanton vortex You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 61,878. :horseshoe:
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Pls dep 61878
@wanton vortex ⏣ 61,878 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 414,831.
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Pls rob AiMBOT#0969
@wanton vortex You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 4,437. :horseshoe:
Pls use bbe
Check yer DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rob PIRI:fire🤍#9441
@wanton vortex try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls rob Dread#5387
@wanton vortex You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 247,514. :horseshoe:
Pls dep all
@wanton vortex ⏣ 252,951 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 667,782.
Pls with 500
@wanton vortex ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 667,282.
Pls rob AiMBOT#0969
@wanton vortex This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
Pls use bbe
Check yer DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rob AiMBOT#0969
@wanton vortex You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 4,215. :horseshoe:
Pls rob DExPANDA#5558
@wanton vortex You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 3,124. :horseshoe:
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Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 181,620
Bank: ⏣ 3,410 / 3,410 (100.0%)
Pls give 1 DaRkVeNoM#0007
@wanton vortex Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the isolationist monk alone!
eeeep
pls use wis
Check yer DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls profile 597467311510650903
Badges: :2020Badge:
God
1356
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135634
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Wallet: ⏣ 3,232
Bank: ⏣ 3,807,402
Net: ⏣ 1,019,234,504
Multi: 102%
34 items (10,202,985 total) worth ⏣ 1,015,423,870
112 daily streak
300 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
29,944,507 bank note space
156,498 commands issued
Works as a Cosplayer
:santashat: Santa's Hat - expires in 1 month, 14 days and 15 hours
:apple: Apple - expires in 6 hours, 6 minutes and 44 seconds
:landmine: Landmine - expires in 6 hours, 49 minutes and 31 seconds
:alcohol: Alcohol - expires in 11 hours, 28 minutes and 24 seconds
:padlock: Padlock - expires in 1 year, 5 days and 35 minutes
:fakeid: Fake ID - expires in 6 days, 23 hours and 56 minutes
:lolipop: (Dragon) - Level 28
15% steal shields, meaning you lose 15% less coins when stolen from
:xmark: This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
:red: THE PLS RICH COMMAND NO WORK! I WANT STEAL NOW! >:(
Get the developer to fix it ASAP or else!
Attack the boss by typing why my pls rich no work? into chat!
:rage:
1 hit — 439/500 HP
pls profile @untold flame
Memer
11
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1101
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Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,263,016
Net: ⏣ 3,249,161
31 items (218 total) worth ⏣ 1,986,145
49 daily streak
1,682,888 bank note space
2,683 commands issued
Works as a Cosplayer
pls feet (Pepe) - Level 1
why my pls rich no work?
aAKHi̴LESH secured ⏣ 2937 and 1 :banknote: Bank Note
Badges: :2020Badge:
69 nice
69
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6986
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Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 5,548,505
21 items (306 total) worth ⏣ 5,548,505
52 daily streak
10 cheese eaten (15.52% xp multi)
389,920 bank note space
13,689 commands issued
Works as a Police Officer
ØRRĪÑ (Dog) - Level 32
pls use ban
@orchid sand You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow ye another 18,014 coins worth of extra space.
This brings ye to 37,422,372 in total bank space, with 29,962,521 (80.1%) being expanded storage
Pls daily
Tip: Rewards earned from voting now change every so often. See what they currently are with pls vote!
⏣ 31,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours, 37 minutes and 42 seconds
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 212,870
Bank: ⏣ 3,410 / 3,520 (96.9%)
Pls dep all
@olive crag ⏣ 110 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,520.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,210 / 1,210 (100.0%)
Pls daily
⏣ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
19 hours, 26 minutes and 54 seconds
Pls inv
Meme Box ─ 1
ID meme ─ Loot Box
:padlock: Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool
Pls use padlock
@graceful gulch Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail, however this is only a one-time use.
Pls work
Work for Cosplayer - Hangman - Find the missing word in the following sentence:
I look a _ _ _ _ _ _ in this
Hansome
@graceful gulch That is not the word! You have 2 attempt(s) left, and I'll reveal another letter.
Find the missing word in the following sentence:
I look a _ _ _ _ _ _ in this
BOSS Terrible effort @graceful gulch, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you ⏣ 3,219 for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
Pls search
@graceful gulch Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
coat, laundromat, sewer
Coat
You found ⏣ 522, wonder how long that's been there!
Pls beg
Wallet: ⏣ 28,991
Bank: ⏣ 1,210 / 1,430 (84.6%)
Pls dep all
@graceful gulch ⏣ 220 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,430.
@graceful gulch bought 1 Alcohol and paid ⏣ 10,000
Pls use alcohol
:alcohol: Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
N
Alright, let's pretend that never happened.
Pls rob @olive crag
@graceful gulch Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Tip: Are you rich and want to preserve your life? Try a Life Saver from the shop!
Lol 😂
😂
no rich people here
Tip: If your notifications are too full and becoming hard to manage, you can clear them using pls notifications clear
@graceful gulch bought 1 Laptop and paid ⏣ 3,000
Pls postmeme
@graceful gulch What type of meme do you want to post?
f ■ Fresh Meme
r ■ Reposted Meme
i ■ Intellectual Meme
c ■ Copypasta
k ■ Kind Meme
K
@graceful gulch Your meme is EXPLODING online. You get ⏣ 707, also a fan of your memes sent you 1 :apple: Apple
Pls use apple
@graceful gulch You've eaten an apple! For the next 24 hours if you die, you won't lose any items. You will however, still lose coins.
Pls beg
Nhi. Bro . Passive mode
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 16,478
Bank: ⏣ 1,430 / 1,485 (96.3%)
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 212,760
Bank: ⏣ 3,520 / 3,520 (100.0%)
@rough carbon You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Tip: You can be blacklisted or banned for breaking our rules! See the rules here: https://dankmemer.lol/rules
Pls work list
Jobs with :red: next to them are locked.
:green: Cosplayer
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12500 per hour
:red: Manager
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour
:red: Ghost
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 16000 per hour
:red: Karen
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 20000 per hour
:green: House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 5000 per hour
Pls work list
Jobs with :red: next to them are locked.
:green: Cosplayer
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12500 per hour
:red: Manager
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour
:red: Ghost
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 16000 per hour
:red: Karen
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 20000 per hour
:green: House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 5000 per hour
Pls work
@rough carbon You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Pls work list
Jobs with :red: next to them are locked.
:green: Cosplayer
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12500 per hour
:red: Manager
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 15000 per hour
:red: Ghost
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 16000 per hour
:red: Karen
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 20000 per hour
:green: House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 5000 per hour
Pls with 2000
@wanton vortex ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 114,321.
Pls use bbe
Tip: Try to avoid getting fired from yer job! If ye do, ye'll need to wait 3 hours before ye can find another one
Check yer DMs to see a list of robbable users
Pls rob sonic the sün#9378
@wanton vortex You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 136,356. :horseshoe:
Pls dep all
@wanton vortex ⏣ 138,356 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 252,677.
Pls job resign
@wanton vortex You resigned from yer position as Cosplayer. You need to wait 3 hours before ye can apply for another job.
Pls rob Aı#9173
@wanton vortex You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
@wanton vortex ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 252,177.
@wanton vortex You try to steal from Aı only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring yer bolt cutters with ye, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.
@wanton vortex ⏣ 3,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 249,177.
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 10 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
You can't use this item, ye've already used it and it be active right now!
Tip: Donors get an extra multiplier (find more coins) + shields against being stolen from + a TON more. pls donate gives ye more info
@wanton vortex You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was ⏣ 5,607. :horseshoe:
You can't use this item, ye've already used it and it be active right now!
@wanton vortex You try to steal from PotatoGod only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring yer bolt cutters with ye, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
@wanton vortex PotatoGod placed a landmine in their wallet. It exploded when ye opened it, blowing up in yer face and killing ye instantly.
You died.
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
Pls rob PotatoGod#2317
@wanton vortex You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person ye stole from ⏣ 861.
@wanton vortex You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person ye stole from ⏣ 775.
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 1 second
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
@wanton vortex You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was ⏣ 22,103. :horseshoe:
Pls dep 22103
@wanton vortex ⏣ 22,103 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 271,280.
Pls rob Aı#9173
@wanton vortex You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 106,528. :horseshoe:
pls glb
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:first_place: 103 wins - Nozomi#3558
:second_place: 84 wins - aAKHi̴LESH#1068
:third_place: 44 wins - macbook#6159
👏 21 wins - itachi uzumaki#9197
👏 7 wins - unlucky#5881
👏 5 wins - ØLxVOLT#8378
👏 3 wins - PotatoGod#2317
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👏 1 wins - Tsla• Sarad#8571
👏 1 wins - Harxha#1102
Pls dep 106528
@wanton vortex ⏣ 106,528 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 375,808.
pls profile macbook#6159
Reposter
979
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Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 53,405
Net: ⏣ 1,022,590
22 items (158 total) worth ⏣ 969,185
21 daily streak
4,099 commands issued
Works as a Developer
surti maal (Pet Rock) - Level 8
pls profile unlucky#5881
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 2 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
Dank Memer
46
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4603
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Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,071,758
Net: ⏣ 9,365,783
16 items (243 total) worth ⏣ 6,294,025
59 daily streak
37 cheese eaten (29.85% xp multi)
3,322,880 bank note space
1,670 commands issued
Works as a Cosplayer
there is another one
Pls rob PotatoGod#2317
@wanton vortex You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 88,412. :horseshoe:
pls gift 1 all unlucky#5881
@orchid sand You gave unlucky 1 pinkphallicobject, now ye have 10,105,024 and they've got 2
Pls dep 88412
@wanton vortex ⏣ 88,412 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 464,220.
gg
Check yer DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls bal 597047388334587916
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,071,758
Pls rob 𝐆4𝐂𝐄•𝐒15#5369
@wanton vortex You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 64,577. :horseshoe:
Pls dep 64577
@wanton vortex ⏣ 64,577 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 528,797.
pls use wis
Check yer DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls glb ttt
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:second_place: 3 wins - PotatoGod#2317
:third_place: 2 wins - iNV〆LostFireYT#1909
👏 1 wins - kalsang#8496
👏 1 wins - " Risky#0010
👏 1 wins - TIMÉメShuvo#3492
👏 1 wins - iNV〆Detrøn#5284
👏 1 wins - Aanish#5392
bruh
pls bal 597047388334587916
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,071,758
pls profile Aanish#5392
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 5,500
1 items (1 total) worth ⏣ 5,000
96 commands issued
kk
pls profile iNV〆Detrøn#5284
Reposter
611
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Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 31,515
Net: ⏣ 182,530
11 items (16 total) worth ⏣ 151,015
5 daily streak
1,135 commands issued
Works as a Manager
Jonny (Pet Rock) - Level 1
pls profile TIMÉメShuvo#3492
Wallet: ⏣ 15,965
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 17,465
1 items (3 total) worth ⏣ 1,500
272 commands issued
pls profile " Risky#0010
Dank Memer
45
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4505
■□□□□□□□□□
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 104,015
8 items (22 total) worth ⏣ 104,015
0 daily streak
2 cheese eaten (6.94% xp multi)
130,474 bank note space
8,139 commands issued
Works as a Internet Troll
Prabhakar Rao (Dragon) - Level 12
pls profile kalsang#8496
:prestige1: Prestige I
35
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Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 67,000
8 items (9 total) worth ⏣ 67,000
16 daily streak
787,744 bank note space
2,353 commands issued
Works as a Cosplayer
pls profile iNV〆LostFireYT#1909
Memer
14
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1442
■■■■■□□□□□
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 70,235
Net: ⏣ 2,860,295
24 items (302 total) worth ⏣ 2,790,060
6 daily streak
1,680 commands issued
Works as a Cosplayer
**** (Pet Rock) - Level 1
pls profile PotatoGod#2317
Original Memer
17
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1748
■■■■■□□□□□
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,054,693
Net: ⏣ 1,820,208
20 items (87 total) worth ⏣ 765,515
4 daily streak
4 cheese eaten (9.81% xp multi)
958,563 bank note space
3,550 commands issued
Works as a Cosplayer
Jpeg (Dog) - Level 7
pls glb
:first_place: 103 wins - Nozomi#3558
:second_place: 84 wins - aAKHi̴LESH#1068
:third_place: 44 wins - macbook#6159
👏 21 wins - itachi uzumaki#9197
👏 7 wins - unlucky#5881
👏 5 wins - ØLxVOLT#8378
👏 3 wins - PotatoGod#2317
👏 2 wins - AiMBOT#0969
👏 1 wins - Tsla• Sarad#8571
👏 1 wins - Harxha#1102
pls profile itachi uzumaki#9197
:prestige1: Prestige I
Total Memer
24
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2480
■■■■■■■■■□
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 39,944,295
31 items (1,128 total) worth ⏣ 39,944,295
19 daily streak
11 cheese eaten (16.28% xp multi)
928,788 bank note space
3,949 commands issued
Works as a Manager
pls profile ØLxVOLT#8378
69 nice
72
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7246
■■■■■□□□□□
Wallet: ⏣ 572
Bank: ⏣ 216,132
Net: ⏣ 8,041,524
22 items (225 total) worth ⏣ 7,824,820
23 daily streak
18 cheese eaten (20.82% xp multi)
901,303 bank note space
9,932 commands issued
Works as a Cosplayer
:padlock: Padlock - expires in 1 year, 16 hours and 57 minutes
pls with 2000
pls profile AiMBOT#0969
Badges: :2020Badge:
Normie
128
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Wallet: ⏣ 9,200
Bank: ⏣ 7,040
Net: ⏣ 80,520
7 items (14 total) worth ⏣ 64,280
4 daily streak
509 commands issued
Works as a Cosplayer
@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,477,153.
pls heist 597047388334587916
TheTheif is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into unlucky's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST soon!
Pls with 2000
@sour wasp ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,183,469.
Pls with 2000
@tawny cairn ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,561,485.
Join heist
join heist
Join heist
What
Join heist
@tawny cairn listen buddy you've already joined the heist
the bot does not have the emoji perms type again and check
join heist
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,006,109 / 1,329,670 (75.7%)
join heist
@orchid sand listen buddy you've already joined the heist
Pls with 2000
@foggy tulip ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,004,109.
dont spam
@foggy tulip listen buddy you've already joined the heist
Time is up to join TheTheif's heist, let's go.
7 people are teaming up to rob unlucky's bank worth 3,071,758!
TheTheif, broodje, aAKHi̴LESH, Esportsz_____Hall, megatron, Jesus [Ultra Instinct] and « LEIN » Queso! paid unlucky ⏣ 2000 for an unsuccessful robbery.
redo ?
Pls with 2000
@silk crest ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 157,612.
Ye
:sed:
yo
Pls tweet redo in 5
@solar swift Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
bed, tree, bushes
Pls emojify a
:regional_indicator_a:
bed
You found ⏣ 355, so this is what you've been doing at night?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a :pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object! :horseshoe:
pls hl
A number secret between 1-100 has been chosen. Your hint is 48.
Respond with "high", "low", or "jackpot".
Pls emojify redo in 5 minutes
:regional_indicator_r: :regional_indicator_e: :regional_indicator_d: :regional_indicator_o: :regional_indicator_i: :regional_indicator_n: :five: :regional_indicator_m: :regional_indicator_i: :regional_indicator_n: :regional_indicator_u: :regional_indicator_t: :regional_indicator_e: :regional_indicator_s:
high
Tip: You can see more information on an item by using pls shop [item name]
You lost!
Your hint was 48. The hidden number was 41.
Pls work
Work for Cosplayer - Retype - Retype the following phrase below.
Type Cross-dressing is the best way to cosplay
Pls work
Work for Cosplayer - Scramble - The following word is scrambled, you need to try and unscramble it to reveal the original word.
nealp
Plean
That is not the word! You have 2 attempt(s) left.
broodje, unscramble the following word;
nealp
Cross-dressing is the best way to cosplay
BOSS Good stuff @foggy tulip, got the work done well. You were given ⏣ 13,659 for an hour of work.
Palen
Pls dep all
That is not the word! You have 1 attempt(s) left.
broodje, unscramble the following word;
nealp
@foggy tulip ⏣ 15,659 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,019,768.
BOSS Terrible effort @sour wasp, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you ⏣ 3,219 for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
Lol
Pls with 2000
@foggy tulip ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,017,768.
pls with 20000
@rapid wraith ⏣ 20,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,457,153.
pls dep max
@rapid wraith ⏣ 20,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,477,153.
pls with 2000
@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,475,153.
Pls emojify let's goo
:regional_indicator_l: :regional_indicator_e: :regional_indicator_t: ':regional_indicator_s: :regional_indicator_g: :regional_indicator_o: :regional_indicator_o:
Pls with 2e3
@sour wasp ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,181,469.
1 min more
pls emojify ready]
:regional_indicator_r: :regional_indicator_e: :regional_indicator_a: :regional_indicator_d: :regional_indicator_y: ]
Pls emojify ok
:regional_indicator_o: :regional_indicator_k:
@dense heart @silk crest @orchid sand
yeah
pls with 2000
join heist
@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,473,153.
Yuh
pls bal
Tip: Rewards earned from voting now change every so often. See what they currently are with pls vote!
Wallet: ⏣ 1,752
Bank: ⏣ 2,538,684 / 7,549,408 (33.6%)
pls heist 597047388334587916
TheTheif is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into unlucky's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST soon!
Join heist
join heist
Join heist
pls with 300
@solar swift ⏣ 300 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,538,384.
:xmark: This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
:purple: COVID-19 IS STILL HERE!
Quick, tell the idiots to put on their masks!
Type masks save lives idiot
dont spam
Masks saves lives idioy
Masks save lives idiot
masks save lives idiot
« LEIN » Queso! gathered ⏣ 1752
PARITOSH dug up ⏣ 1500 and 1 :shreddedcheese: Shredded Cheese
join heist
bruh why do u wanna play the game
@solar swift ⏣ 3,552 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 2,541,936.
Tip: You can turn these tips off with the pls settings command if you don't want to see them anymore!
Join heist
:/ it gives u 3k
Join heist
@winged quest listen buddy you've already joined the heist
join heist
@orchid sand listen buddy you've already joined the heist
why no reactions??
Pls emojify start
:regional_indicator_s: :regional_indicator_t: :regional_indicator_a: :regional_indicator_r: :regional_indicator_t:
the bot has no perms
there are no reactions
Join heist
heist has already started join
just put join
Pls emojify lmao dank has no reaction perms
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yh
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 414,196 / 3,857,125 (10.7%)
pls emojify nerd!
:regional_indicator_n: :regional_indicator_e: :regional_indicator_r: :regional_indicator_d: :grey_exclamation:
bruh stfu
pls with 2000
@frigid spire ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 412,196.
@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 997,731.
Time is up to join TheTheif's heist, let's go.
8 people are teaming up to rob unlucky's bank worth 3,071,758!
join heist
# aAKHi̴LESH tripped whilst running home and lost ⏣ 473.
- i'm noob died RIP
+ TheTheif scored ⏣ 511,960.
+ Jesus [Ultra Instinct] snuck out with ⏣ 511,960.
+ megatron came out with ⏣ 511,960 despite getting tackled by police.
+ « LEIN » Queso! ran away with ⏣ 511,960.
+ PARITOSH ended up with ⏣ 511,960 without a scratch.
+ broodje scored ⏣ 511,960.
Amazing job everybody, we racked up a total of ⏣ 3,071,758 from unlucky!
pls dep max
@rapid wraith ⏣ 513,960 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,987,113.
Tip: An apple a day can keep the loot goblins away! Eating an apple will prevent you from losing items when you die for the next 24 hours!
bruh
Gg
Plz dep max
bruh
pls dep max
@dense heart ⏣ 513,960 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,349,194.
Pls dep all
@foggy tulip ⏣ 312,137 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,329,905.
pls dep all
@solar swift ⏣ 511,960 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,053,896.
Pls dep max
@sour wasp ⏣ 519,179 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,700,648.
Pls dep max
@silk crest ⏣ 167,057 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 324,669.
seriously
darn cooldown
both died @orchid sand
noice
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,527
Bank: ⏣ 3,606,740 / 37,682,817 (9.6%)
pls dep all
@orchid sand ⏣ 1,527 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,608,267.
dude dont keep any balance
pls use bbe
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls with 5e2
there is chance of failing
@orchid sand ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,607,767.
pls use wis
Check yer DMs to see a list of robbable users
so keep only 2k
pls rob Jesus [Ultra Instinct]#0415
@frigid spire You try to steal from Jesus [Ultra Instinct] only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.
Tip: Try to avoid getting fired from your job! If you do, you'll need to wait 3 hours before you can find another one
Pls use bbe
pls glb
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
:first_place: 114 wins - Satan'sMyDaddy#8856
:second_place: 103 wins - Nozomi#3558
:third_place: 84 wins - aAKHi̴LESH#1068
👏 44 wins - macbook#6159
👏 21 wins - itachi uzumaki#9197
👏 9 wins - Jesus [Ultra Instinct]#0415
👏 7 wins - unlucky#5881
👏 5 wins - ØLxVOLT#8378
👏 5 wins - broodje#1837
👏 3 wins - PotatoGod#2317
pls with 250
@frigid spire ⏣ 250 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 411,946.
pls with 500
@solar swift ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 3,053,396.
pls use sand
:sand: Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
pls glb fight
:first_place: 31 wins - Esportsz_____Hall#0330
:second_place: 14 wins - TheTheif#7777
:third_place: 7 wins - Nozomi#3558
👏 7 wins - Satan'sMyDaddy#8856
👏 6 wins - - ⩔❡ || Dʀʌxᵒʷⁿᵉʳ⏦#2929
👏 5 wins - Gojou Satoru 🍂#5452
👏 4 wins - aAKHi̴LESH#1068
👏 4 wins - « LEIN » Queso!#2560
👏 3 wins - kalsang#8496
👏 3 wins - iNV〆Detrøn#5284
pls profile ØLxVOLT#8378
69 nice
72
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7246
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Wallet: ⏣ 572
Bank: ⏣ 216,132
Net: ⏣ 8,041,524
22 items (225 total) worth ⏣ 7,824,820
23 daily streak
18 cheese eaten (20.82% xp multi)
901,303 bank note space
9,932 commands issued
Works as a Cosplayer
:padlock: Padlock - expires in 1 year, 16 hours and 48 minutes
Pls rob @foggy tulip
@sour wasp You need at least ⏣ 500 to try and rob someone.
Tip: Donors get an extra multiplier (find more coins) + shields against being stolen from + a TON more. pls donate gives you more info
pls rob @foggy tulip
@solar swift You try to steal from Jesus [Ultra Instinct] only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.
y
Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
@frigid spire
This user has already had sand thrown in their face today! Give them a break goodness
Pls with 500
Pls use pad
@sour wasp ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,700,148.
@foggy tulip Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail, however this is only a one-time use.
pls rob TURJA#5513
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
@rapid wraith stfu
Pls Bal @frigid spire
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 411,946
pls glb ttt
:first_place: 3 wins - Nozomi#3558
:second_place: 3 wins - PotatoGod#2317
:third_place: 2 wins - iNV〆LostFireYT#1909
👏 1 wins - kalsang#8496
👏 1 wins - " Risky#0010
👏 1 wins - TIMÉメShuvo#3492
👏 1 wins - iNV〆Detrøn#5284
👏 1 wins - Aanish#5392
👏 1 wins - TheTheif#7777
👏 1 wins - Satan'sMyDaddy#8856
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 250
Bank: ⏣ 3,053,396 / 7,549,408 (40.4%)
Pls rob @foggy tulip
@sour wasp You try to steal from Jesus [Ultra Instinct] only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing ⏣ 250.
pls use sand
:sand: Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
pls bal @foggy tulip
Tip: An apple a day can keep the loot goblins away! Eating an apple will prevent you from losing items when you die for the next 24 hours!
Wallet: ⏣ 201,823
Bank: ⏣ 1,329,905
pls search
@solar swift Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
hospital, area51, bed
y
no
Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
bed
You found ⏣ 530, so this is what you've been doing at night?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a :pinkphallicobject: Pink Phallic Object! :horseshoe:
@rapid wraith
This user has already had sand thrown in their face today! Give them a break goodness
pls profile PotatoGod#2317
Original Memer
17
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1770
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Wallet: ⏣ 45,957
Bank: ⏣ 1,055,446
Net: ⏣ 1,865,418
21 items (87 total) worth ⏣ 764,015
4 daily streak
4 cheese eaten (9.81% xp multi)
958,563 bank note space
3,593 commands issued
Works as a Cosplayer
:padlock: Padlock - expires in 1 year, 5 days and 1 hour
Jpeg (Dog) - Level 7
pls gift 1 snow @foggy tulip
@rapid wraith You gave Jesus [Ultra Instinct] 1 snowball, now you have 118 and they've got 1
use it on @frigid spire
lmao
Pls item snow
pls use sand
:sand: Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
n
Alright, let's pretend that never happened.
Pls use snow
Who do you want to throw the snowball at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
Pls with 2e3
@sour wasp ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,698,148.
imma dip
@frigid spire
You jump into the snow, form an icy-cold snowball in your hands and throw it right in Destxrct's face.
Destxrct has been stunned and can't perform any negative actions on you for 5 minutes!
good
pls glb f
:first_place: 31 wins - Esportsz_____Hall#0330
:second_place: 14 wins - TheTheif#7777
:third_place: 7 wins - Nozomi#3558
👏 7 wins - Satan'sMyDaddy#8856
👏 6 wins - - ⩔❡ || Dʀʌxᵒʷⁿᵉʳ⏦#2929
👏 5 wins - Gojou Satoru 🍂#5452
👏 4 wins - aAKHi̴LESH#1068
👏 3 wins - kalsang#8496
👏 3 wins - iNV〆Detrøn#5284
👏 2 wins - itachi uzumaki#9197
pls rich
no rich people here
pls profile ⩔❡ || Dʀʌxᵒʷⁿᵉʳ⏦#2929
Badges: :2020Badge:
God
1356
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135693
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Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 3,607,767
Net: ⏣ 1,024,335,367
Multi: 102%
35 items (10,203,131 total) worth ⏣ 1,020,727,100
112 daily streak
300 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
30,219,721 bank note space
156,861 commands issued
Works as a Cosplayer
:santashat: Santa's Hat - expires in 1 month, 14 days and 7 hours
:padlock: Padlock - expires in 1 year, 4 days and 17 hours
:alcohol: Alcohol - expires in 8 hours, 16 minutes and 47 seconds
:fakeid: Fake ID - expires in 6 days, 20 hours and 16 minutes
:lolipop: (Dragon) - Level 28
15% steal shields, meaning you lose 15% less coins when stolen from
pls use mine
@orchid sand You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from ye for the next 24 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 780
Bank: ⏣ 3,053,396 / 7,549,529 (40.4%)
pls use pod
:tidepod: Tidepod ─ EFFECTS
There's a high chance you'll injure yourself from the tidepod and die (meaning you lose all coins).
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
Pls use mine
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
y
You eat a tidepod and somehow live to see the benefits. You gained a 25% multiplier for 3 hours!
Pls use pad
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
pls bal @orchid sand
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 3,607,767
pls profile
Badges: :2020Badge:
God
1356
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135693
■■■■■■■■■■
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 3,607,767
Net: ⏣ 1,024,307,867
Multi: 127%
35 items (10,203,129 total) worth ⏣ 1,020,699,600
112 daily streak
300 cheese eaten (85.00% xp multi)
30,219,721 bank note space
156,864 commands issued
Works as a Cosplayer
:santashat: Santa's Hat - expires in 1 month, 14 days and 7 hours
:padlock: Padlock - expires in 1 year, 4 days and 17 hours
:alcohol: Alcohol - expires in 8 hours, 16 minutes and 19 seconds
:fakeid: Fake ID - expires in 6 days, 20 hours and 16 minutes
:landmine: Landmine - expires in 23 hours, 59 minutes and 39 seconds
:tidepod: Tidepod - 25% multiplier boost - expires in 2 hours, 59 minutes and 53 seconds
:lolipop: (Dragon) - Level 28
15% steal shields, meaning you lose 15% less coins when stolen from
pls glb f
:first_place: 31 wins - Esportsz_____Hall#0330
:second_place: 14 wins - TheTheif#7777
:third_place: 7 wins - Nozomi#3558
👏 7 wins - Satan'sMyDaddy#8856
👏 6 wins - - ⩔❡ || Dʀʌxᵒʷⁿᵉʳ⏦#2929
👏 5 wins - Gojou Satoru 🍂#5452
👏 4 wins - aAKHi̴LESH#1068
👏 3 wins - kalsang#8496
👏 3 wins - iNV〆Detrøn#5284
👏 2 wins - itachi uzumaki#9197
pls fight @orchid sand
@orchid sand, what do you want to do? punch, kick, defend or end?
Type your choice out in chat as it's displayed!
end
aAKHi̴LESH has ended the game what a wimp
LOL just for fun
pls glb f
:first_place: 31 wins - Esportsz_____Hall#0330
:second_place: 14 wins - TheTheif#7777
:third_place: 7 wins - Nozomi#3558
👏 7 wins - Satan'sMyDaddy#8856
👏 6 wins - - ⩔❡ || Dʀʌxᵒʷⁿᵉʳ⏦#2929
👏 5 wins - Gojou Satoru 🍂#5452
👏 4 wins - aAKHi̴LESH#1068
👏 3 wins - kalsang#8496
👏 3 wins - iNV〆Detrøn#5284
👏 2 wins - itachi uzumaki#9197
any other guysss??
New heist? On Who?
pls bal Urvesh#4595
Tip: Patrons don't pay tax while sharing, among other perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium
Wallet: ⏣ 780
Bank: ⏣ 3,053,396 / 7,549,529 (40.4%)
no one else
Redo it in 6mins
which
which redo ?
Wait is the heist finished?
pls profile 477159229136961556
Wallet: ⏣ 475
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 820
1 items (69 total) worth ⏣ 345
1 commands issued
yes
yeh it has
..
Hehehhehe
We can heist urvesh
Pls bal Urvesh#9595
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,657,631 / 4,382,155 (37.8%)
he is a content creator dude
Ahhh he is not using dank
just type urvesh in youtube
Ahhh a content creator hmm
How many subs
wait
I dont fûkïñg care
he is an editor yo
Idc
for the content creators
Just heist
LOL
Well idc
dude this is indian esports
All we need to do is to heist not to talk about editors
Pls with 2090
@sour wasp ⏣ 2,090 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,696,058.
LOL
pls with 2000
@rapid wraith ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,999,847.
just tag him and see ur wish
Pls bal Urvesh#9275
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 1,657,631 / 4,382,155 (37.8%)
Pls heist urvesh#9595
@sour wasp how are we gonna rob nobody ya dumb dumb
join heist
bye i gtg
Fûčk
Pls heist urvesh#9595
@sour wasp how are we gonna rob nobody ya dumb dumb
join heist
Pls with 2000
@ocean elbow ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,362,947.
pls bal urvesh#9595
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 4,999,847 / 8,985,737 (55.6%)
Pls heist @earnest pivot
@sour wasp The victim doesn't have at least ⏣ 2000 in the bank, not worth it man
:xmark: This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
:red: THE PLS RICH COMMAND NO WORK! I WANT STEAL NOW! >:(
Get the developer to fix it ASAP or else!
Attack the boss by typing why my pls rich no work? into chat!
:rage:
2 hits — 324/500 HP
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000
Bank: ⏣ 5,362,947 / 5,554,871 (96.5%)
Pls with 2000
breh
@wanton vortex ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 622,126.
Ping me when start
Why my pls rich no work?
Pls heist 606475165844635688
@stone lake You already joined a heist in the last 5 minutes, take a chill pill
who are we heisting
Why my pls rich no work?
broodje obtained ⏣ 2756 and 1 :banknote: Bank Note
Dave Justin secured ⏣ 2824 and 1 :laptop: Laptop
pls bal 606475165844635688
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 0
start when
Bro
Wait what
breh
pls bal 606475165844635688
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 0
Pls dep max
Pls heist @unborn rose
broodje is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into Urvesh's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST soon!
@random pollen ⏣ 2,824 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,660,455.
Lol
pls bal 606475165844635688
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 0
Join heist
Everyone join
Hahahhah
bruh there are 2 urvesh
lmao
join heist
😂 😂
join heist
Join heist
@wanton vortex listen buddy you've already joined the heist
;-;
This guy
Join heist
@ocean elbow You need at least ⏣ 2000 to join a heist against somebody!
join heist
@rapid wraith listen buddy you've already joined the heist
pls profile 606475165844635688
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 5,500
1 items (1 total) worth ⏣ 5,000
2 commands issued
Pls with 2000
@ocean elbow ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,411,277.
Pls bal @unborn rose
Wallet: ⏣ 93
Bank: ⏣ 4,600
Join heist
breh
Bruh
pls profile 263711761348296704
Normie
213
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Wallet: ⏣ 93
Bank: ⏣ 4,600
Net: ⏣ 15,708
6 items (11 total) worth ⏣ 11,015
1,614 commands issued
Works as a Twitch Streamer
No more messages
bruh
so start when
Pls with 2e3
@random pollen ⏣ 2,000 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 1,658,455.
Pls bal @earnest pivot
Wallet: ⏣ 500
Bank: ⏣ 0
it started
Wtf
Join heist
join heist
@dense heart listen buddy you've already joined the heist
@rapid wraith
where is the money :/
Time is up to join broodje's heist, let's go.
6 people are teaming up to rob Urvesh's bank worth 4,600!

If the content creator chatted it means he is not busy or even famous
broodje, Nozomi, megatron, TheTheif, Karan Yadav and Dave Justin paid Urvesh ⏣ 2000 for an unsuccessful robbery.
...
imagine
lol epic
Lmao
pls with 500
@rapid wraith ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 4,999,347.
Uhhh wtf 4000 lmao
4k shet
pls rob 606475165844635688
@rapid wraith You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was ⏣ 500. :horseshoe:
Wrong person loll
pls dep max :/
Lmao
@rapid wraith ⏣ 3,000 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,002,347.
Pls rich
no rich people here
pls use lis
Pls use rob
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
u robbed the wrong person 🤣
Pls use bbe
Check yer DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls rob IÑS🅰️ÑE#2672
Woahhh there, you need some time to plan your next hit. Wait 6 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 10s!
pls with 500
@rapid wraith ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,001,847.
pls rob IÑSaÑE#2672
@stone lake try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls profile 263711761348296704
Normie
213
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Wallet: ⏣ 12,093
Bank: ⏣ 4,600
Net: ⏣ 27,708
6 items (11 total) worth ⏣ 11,015
1,614 commands issued
Works as a Twitch Streamer
pls rob IÑS🅰️ÑE#2672
@rapid wraith try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
pls use lis
Check your DMs to see a list of robbable users
pls rob LegendXpo#5723
@rapid wraith You stole a fairly decent chunk! 💰
Your payout was ⏣ 31,004. :horseshoe:
pls profile 515780645151
Memer
12
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1263
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Wallet: ⏣ 63,936
Bank: ⏣ 237,275
Net: ⏣ 408,336
10 items (39 total) worth ⏣ 107,125
25 daily streak
167,810 bank note space
2,377 commands issued
Shinchan (Dog) - Level 3
pls dep max
@rapid wraith ⏣ 31,504 deposited, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,033,351.
pls bal
pls with 500
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 3,610,039 / 37,682,817 (9.6%)
@rapid wraith ⏣ 500 withdrawn, current bank balance is ⏣ 5,032,851.
pls rob 515780642081079320
pls with 5e2
