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Dog
@fathom cypress searched the: DOG
You found 123 coins, that poor poor dog...
Pls work
Work for Internet Troll - Soccer - Hit the ball into a goal where the goalkeeper is not at! To hit the ball, type left, right or middle.
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Right
BOSS Terrible effort INS𒁍DN4xPanda🍁TokS❄, I expected better from you. I'm only going to give you 515 coins for that hour of work. I don't want to see this mistake happen again.
Pls rob @sterile quail
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 500 coins.
Pls dep all
165 coins deposited
Hahaha lol scammerrr
Awww?
pls use ro
Pls use ro
pls use ro
pls use wish
pls use wish
pls use wish
Handy Dandy Tip: You can purchase lootboxes to support development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
Help us stay mostly free to play!
Pls use ro
▫️ 5,730 - INS𒁍DN4xPanda🍁TokS❄#0007
▫️ 3,683 - SKDS BLIZZARD#0339
▫️ 3,442 - Siknes#4117
▫️ 3,417 - Ragehúntėr#0001
▫️ 3,258 - MTBxISHOT#0047
▫️ 2,950 - Lgndthugyt#2656
▫️ 2,787 - MeIgNite#4917
▫️ 2,731 - INCASX丶PARAS OPᴰᴱⱽ^ᴮᴱ#9237
▫️ 2,685 - !! VNM • 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙮 ᴰᴱᶻ 👑∞ٴ#0547
▫️ 2,650 - " 𝐀ꗟ𝐀ꗟ𝐈П 〢SUJAL - 🜲#3385
Pls use ro
RARE EVENT TIME WOO!
What an absolute gamer
Gamers are gaming in the game
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Type we're gaming now
We're gaming now
TheLEGEÑD answered first!
TheLEGEÑD secured 868 coins
Pls with 500
500 coins withdrawn.
Pls rob Homie
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
Handy Dandy Tip: Short on coins? You can sell some of the items in your inventory by using pls sell
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
The victim doesn't have at least 500 coins, not worth it man
Prestige V
Good Meme
53
■■■■■■■■■■
5307
■□□□□□□□□□
0 in wallet
173,181 in bank
31.75% multiplier
41 items (7204 total) worth 12,515,336 coins
12 daily streak
37057 commands issued
Alcohol - expires in 11 hours, 7 minutes and 27 seconds
▫️ 5,730 - INS𒁍DN4xPanda🍁TokS❄#0007
▫️ 3,683 - SKDS BLIZZARD#0339
▫️ 3,442 - Siknes#4117
▫️ 3,417 - Ragehúntėr#0001
▫️ 3,258 - MTBxISHOT#0047
▫️ 2,950 - Lgndthugyt#2656
▫️ 2,787 - MeIgNite#4917
▫️ 2,731 - INCASX丶PARAS OPᴰᴱⱽ^ᴮᴱ#9237
▫️ 2,685 - !! VNM • 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙮 ᴰᴱᶻ 👑∞ٴ#0547
▫️ 2,650 - " 𝐀ꗟ𝐀ꗟ𝐈П 〢SUJAL - 🜲#3385
3,683 in wallet
0 in bank
7% multiplier
0 items (0 total) worth 0 coins
0 daily streak
29 commands issued
You stole a fairly decent chunk! 💰
Your payout was 1,842 coins.
3,650 coins deposited
Handy Dandy Tip: You can purchase lootboxes to support development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
Help us stay mostly free to play!
Pls rich
🥇 1,130,420 - Quinzel#5557
🥈 416,390 - ՄᏤƩ 么 Shreshtg#4932
🥉 380,827 -
! GuDsOuL 👻 !#9474
🔹 320,807 - Manasha#5220
🔹 252,200 - TeamINEkrizzY#4377
🔹 195,092 - DV・ESN 丶 SαJαN#3400
🔹 190,357 - 𝐻𝑀 ✘ BLOOĐOΛTH∦- 🜲#6739
Pls bal @shrewd badger
Wallet: 320,807
Bank: 411,626
Total: 732,433
Pls bal
Wallet: 1,129
Bank: 7,900/9,900
Total: 9,029
Pls bal
Pls bal
Handy Dandy Tip: Stealing while employed can very well get you fired, crime beware!
Wallet: 1,858
Bank: 3,520/3,685
Total: 5,378
Wallet: 1,183
Bank: 11,000/23,320
Total: 12,183
Pls rob @shrewd badger
Pls rob @shrewd badger
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls bal @sterile quail
Wallet: 5,730
Bank: 330
Total: 6,060

Pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
Pls daily
2,625 coins were placed in your wallet!
You can get a lootbox that contains more coins by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Pls bankrob @sterile quail
The victim doesn't have at least 1000 coins in the bank, not worth it man
Pls bal
Wallet: 348,432
Bank: 411,626/411,626
Total: 760,058
Pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
Pls bal @jaunty tiger
Wallet: 1,183
Bank: 11,000
Total: 12,183
Meko bhi😂
Premium server join krlo
Pls weekly pls monthly K command pe 25 k tak coins milti
Pls daily
Pls weekly
Handy Dandy Tip: Did you know there's a family friendly mode now? Check your user settings pls settings or your server settings pls serverconf.
2,563 coins were placed in your wallet!
You can get a lootbox that contains more coins by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot
Kya rob?
Pls weekly
Kk weekly aur monthly wala
Pls use ro
▫️ 5,730 - INS𒁍DN4xPanda🍁TokS❄#0007
▫️ 3,442 - Siknes#4117
▫️ 3,417 - Ragehúntėr#0001
▫️ 3,406 - MTBxISHOT#0047
▫️ 2,950 - Lgndthugyt#2656
▫️ 2,787 - MeIgNite#4917
▫️ 2,731 - INCASX丶PARAS OPᴰᴱⱽ^ᴮᴱ#9237
▫️ 2,698 - ZeHrila#1743
▫️ 2,685 - !! VNM • 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙮 ᴰᴱᶻ 👑∞ٴ#0547
▫️ 2,650 - " 𝐀ꗟ𝐀ꗟ𝐈П 〢SUJAL - 🜲#3385
pls use wish
▫️ 5,730 - INS𒁍DN4xPanda🍁TokS❄#0007
▫️ 3,442 - Siknes#4117
▫️ 3,417 - Ragehúntėr#0001
▫️ 3,406 - MTBxISHOT#0047
▫️ 2,950 - Lgndthugyt#2656
▫️ 2,787 - MeIgNite#4917
▫️ 2,731 - INCASX丶PARAS OPᴰᴱⱽ^ᴮᴱ#9237
▫️ 2,698 - ZeHrila#1743
▫️ 2,685 - !! VNM • 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙮 ᴰᴱᶻ 👑∞ٴ#0547
▫️ 2,650 - " 𝐀ꗟ𝐀ꗟ𝐈П 〢SUJAL - 🜲#3385
pls use wish
▫️ 5,730 - INS𒁍DN4xPanda🍁TokS❄#0007
▫️ 3,442 - Siknes#4117
▫️ 3,417 - Ragehúntėr#0001
▫️ 3,406 - MTBxISHOT#0047
▫️ 2,950 - Lgndthugyt#2656
▫️ 2,787 - MeIgNite#4917
▫️ 2,731 - INCASX丶PARAS OPᴰᴱⱽ^ᴮᴱ#9237
▫️ 2,698 - ZeHrila#1743
▫️ 2,685 - !! VNM • 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙮 ᴰᴱᶻ 👑∞ٴ#0547
▫️ 2,650 - " 𝐀ꗟ𝐀ꗟ𝐈П 〢SUJAL - 🜲#3385
pls rob Ã3Ê ¤¤¶ɄĐĐł₦#0811
pls use wish
▫️ 5,730 - INS𒁍DN4xPanda🍁TokS❄#0007
▫️ 3,442 - Siknes#4117
▫️ 3,417 - Ragehúntėr#0001
▫️ 3,406 - MTBxISHOT#0047
▫️ 2,950 - Lgndthugyt#2656
▫️ 2,787 - MeIgNite#4917
▫️ 2,731 - INCASX丶PARAS OPᴰᴱⱽ^ᴮᴱ#9237
▫️ 2,698 - ZeHrila#1743
▫️ 2,685 - !! VNM • 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙮 ᴰᴱᶻ 👑∞ٴ#0547
▫️ 2,650 - " 𝐀ꗟ𝐀ꗟ𝐈П 〢SUJAL - 🜲#3385
pls use wish
pls use wish
▫️ 5,730 - INS𒁍DN4xPanda🍁TokS❄#0007
▫️ 3,442 - Siknes#4117
▫️ 3,417 - Ragehúntėr#0001
▫️ 3,406 - MTBxISHOT#0047
▫️ 2,950 - Lgndthugyt#2656
▫️ 2,787 - MeIgNite#4917
▫️ 2,731 - INCASX丶PARAS OPᴰᴱⱽ^ᴮᴱ#9237
▫️ 2,698 - ZeHrila#1743
▫️ 2,685 - !! VNM • 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙮 ᴰᴱᶻ 👑∞ٴ#0547
▫️ 2,650 - " 𝐀ꗟ𝐀ꗟ𝐈П 〢SUJAL - 🜲#3385
pls use wish
▫️ 5,730 - INS𒁍DN4xPanda🍁TokS❄#0007
▫️ 3,442 - Siknes#4117
▫️ 3,417 - Ragehúntėr#0001
▫️ 3,406 - MTBxISHOT#0047
▫️ 2,950 - Lgndthugyt#2656
▫️ 2,787 - MeIgNite#4917
▫️ 2,731 - INCASX丶PARAS OPᴰᴱⱽ^ᴮᴱ#9237
▫️ 2,698 - ZeHrila#1743
▫️ 2,685 - !! VNM • 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙮 ᴰᴱᶻ 👑∞ٴ#0547
▫️ 2,650 - " 𝐀ꗟ𝐀ꗟ𝐈П 〢SUJAL - 🜲#3385
Pls use wish
▫️ 5,730 - INS𒁍DN4xPanda🍁TokS❄#0007
▫️ 3,442 - Siknes#4117
▫️ 3,417 - Ragehúntėr#0001
▫️ 3,406 - MTBxISHOT#0047
▫️ 2,950 - Lgndthugyt#2656
▫️ 2,787 - MeIgNite#4917
▫️ 2,731 - INCASX丶PARAS OPᴰᴱⱽ^ᴮᴱ#9237
▫️ 2,698 - ZeHrila#1743
▫️ 2,685 - !! VNM • 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙮 ᴰᴱᶻ 👑∞ٴ#0547
▫️ 2,650 - " 𝐀ꗟ𝐀ꗟ𝐈П 〢SUJAL - 🜲#3385
pls use ro
▫️ 5,730 - INS𒁍DN4xPanda🍁TokS❄#0007
▫️ 3,442 - Siknes#4117
▫️ 3,417 - Ragehúntėr#0001
▫️ 3,406 - MTBxISHOT#0047
▫️ 2,950 - Lgndthugyt#2656
▫️ 2,787 - MeIgNite#4917
▫️ 2,731 - INCASX丶PARAS OPᴰᴱⱽ^ᴮᴱ#9237
▫️ 2,698 - ZeHrila#1743
▫️ 2,685 - !! VNM • 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙮 ᴰᴱᶻ 👑∞ٴ#0547
▫️ 2,650 - " 𝐀ꗟ𝐀ꗟ𝐈П 〢SUJAL - 🜲#3385
pls use ro
▫️ 5,730 - INS𒁍DN4xPanda🍁TokS❄#0007
▫️ 3,442 - Siknes#4117
▫️ 3,417 - Ragehúntėr#0001
▫️ 3,406 - MTBxISHOT#0047
▫️ 2,950 - Lgndthugyt#2656
▫️ 2,787 - MeIgNite#4917
▫️ 2,731 - INCASX丶PARAS OPᴰᴱⱽ^ᴮᴱ#9237
▫️ 2,698 - ZeHrila#1743
▫️ 2,685 - !! VNM • 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙮 ᴰᴱᶻ 👑∞ٴ#0547
▫️ 2,650 - " 𝐀ꗟ𝐀ꗟ𝐈П 〢SUJAL - 🜲#3385
pls level --cd
steal: 00:14
daily: 10:48:52
hourly: 23:18
yearly: 10:08:16:18:23
weekly: 06:02:31:03
monthly: 04:09:18:45
Pls use wish
▫️ 5,730 - INS𒁍DN4xPanda🍁TokS❄#0007
▫️ 3,442 - Siknes#4117
▫️ 3,417 - Ragehúntėr#0001
▫️ 3,406 - MTBxISHOT#0047
▫️ 2,950 - Lgndthugyt#2656
▫️ 2,787 - MeIgNite#4917
▫️ 2,731 - INCASX丶PARAS OPᴰᴱⱽ^ᴮᴱ#9237
▫️ 2,698 - ZeHrila#1743
▫️ 2,685 - !! VNM • 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙮 ᴰᴱᶻ 👑∞ٴ#0547
▫️ 2,650 - " 𝐀ꗟ𝐀ꗟ𝐈П 〢SUJAL - 🜲#3385
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 961,516/2,868,612
Total: 961,516
Pls with 500
500 coins withdrawn.
Handy Dandy Tip: Do you want to steal from the bank of a rich person? Get some friends together for a bank heist using pls bankrob!
Pls use wish
▫️ 5,730 - INS𒁍DN4xPanda🍁TokS❄#0007
▫️ 3,442 - Siknes#4117
▫️ 3,417 - Ragehúntėr#0001
▫️ 3,406 - MTBxISHOT#0047
▫️ 2,950 - Lgndthugyt#2656
▫️ 2,787 - MeIgNite#4917
▫️ 2,731 - INCASX丶PARAS OPᴰᴱⱽ^ᴮᴱ#9237
▫️ 2,698 - ZeHrila#1743
▫️ 2,685 - !! VNM • 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙮 ᴰᴱᶻ 👑∞ٴ#0547
▫️ 2,650 - " 𝐀ꗟ𝐀ꗟ𝐈П 〢SUJAL - 🜲#3385
Pls use wish
pls use ro
Pls use ro
Pls rob INS𒁍DN4xPanda🍁TokS❄#0007
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was 287 coins.
Pls dep 287
287 coins deposited.
Pls rob What么up#9310
You stole a fairly decent chunk! 💰
Your payout was 1,890 coins.
Pls dep all
3,331 coins deposited
Pls with 500
500 coins withdrawn.
Pls rob INS𒁍DN4xPanda🍁TokS❄️#0007
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was 5,443 coins.
Pls dep all
5,943 coins deposited
Pls use ro
▫️ 3,442 - Siknes#4117
▫️ 3,417 - Ragehúntėr#0001
▫️ 3,406 - MTBxISHOT#0047
▫️ 3,219 - VŁG丶Generational°Omshiva°#1320
▫️ 2,950 - Lgndthugyt#2656
▫️ 2,787 - MeIgNite#4917
▫️ 2,708 - INCASX丶PARAS OPᴰᴱⱽ^ᴮᴱ#9237
▫️ 2,698 - ZeHrila#1743
▫️ 2,685 - !! VNM • 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙮 ᴰᴱᶻ 👑∞ٴ#0547
▫️ 2,650 - " 𝐀ꗟ𝐀ꗟ𝐈П 〢SUJAL - 🜲#3385
Pls use ro
Pls use ro
Pls use ro
Pls use wish
Pls bal
Wallet: 500
Bank: 752,321/2,997,174
Total: 752,821
Pls rob ITACHI#3173
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 500 coins.
Pls with 500
500 coins withdrawn.
Pls rob ITACHI#3173
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was 12,618 coins.
Pls dep all
13,118 coins deposited
Pls use wish
Pls with 500
500 coins withdrawn.
RARE EVENT TIME WOO!
2020 is fucking terrible
Lets tell 2020 to fuck off once and for all.
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Type fuck off 2020
moonie answered first!
moonie obtained 743 coins
Pls rob ITACHI#3173
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was 70,318 coins.
Pls use snowball
Who do you want to throw the snowball at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
@visual tulip
You jump into the snow, form an icy-cold snowball in your hands and throw it right in moonie's face.
moonie has been stunned and can't perform any negative actions on you for 5 minutes!
Pls use wish
Pls with 500
500 coins withdrawn.
Pls rob @visual tulip
The victim doesn't have at least 500 coins, not worth it man
Pls bankrob @visual tulip
ME is starting a bank robbery. They're trying to break into moonie's bank!
Join them by typing JOIN HEIST soon!
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 1,462,678/3,015,173
Total: 1,462,678
Pls gift 4 bank @oblique pumice
You gave ITACHI 4 banknote, now you have 0 and they've got 17
Pls use phone
memePhone -- What do you want to do?
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
P
On the phone with the Police
MOONIE hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER We'll be right there sir, or ma'am.
Call disconnected.
@balmy plover moonie rang the police on you and your gang, and you were arrested at the scene!
ME paid moonie 1000 coins for an unsuccessful robbery.
Pls bal
Wallet: 563,120
Bank: 178,930/178,930
Total: 742,050
Pls notifs
Sorted by most recent
You can use pls notifications view [index] to view a specific notification
1. You have been given coins!
ROGUE#7653 has given you 257,050 coins!
2. You have been given coins!
ROGUE#7653 has given you 485,000 coins!
3. You have a gift!
ME#6089 has given you 4 banknote!
4. You have been stolen from!
moonie#2776 (@visual tulip) has stolen 70,318 coins from you in ...
5. You have been stolen from!
moonie#2776 (@visual tulip) has stolen 12,618 coins from you in ...
Pls notifs clear
Alright, removed all notifications
Pls bal
Wallet: 563,120
Bank: 178,930/178,930
Total: 742,050
Pls bj 42050
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
H
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
S
Kim Jong Un: I'm too poor
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
E
Your meme is TRENDING with 9,105 karma. You get 1,475 coins, niceeee meme bro
Pls monthly
This command is for donors only. You can find more information by using pls donate if you are interested.
Wtf i am a donor
Pls Rob @oblique pumice
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls rich
🥇 1,116,643 - Quinzel#5557
🥈 620,399 - ITACHI#3173
🥉 380,827 -
! GuDsOuL 👻 !#9474
🔹 380,426 - ՄᏤƩ 么 Shreshtg#4932
🔹 348,632 - Manasha#5220
🔹 252,200 - TeamINEkrizzY#4377
🔹 195,092 - DV・ESN 丶 SαJαN#3400
Pls Rob @valid citrus
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 100 coins.
Pls deposit max
600 coins deposited
Pls withdraw 500
500 coins withdrawn.
Pls Rob @coral fjord
Pls Rob @golden viper
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was 63 coins.
Pls deposit 63
63 coins deposited.
Bruh
Lmao
Pls bal
Wallet: 620,399
Bank: 180,140/180,580
Total: 800,539
Omg
Pls bj 20k
What do you want to do?
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
H
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
H
Type h to hit, type s to stand, or type e to end the game.
S
How tf do u have so much
Ohh
Wallet: 500
Bank: 70,391
Total: 70,891
Lmao I have nothing like literally nothing
Hm
In front of urs
How
If you follow my steps
Okay
Do you know about bank notes ?
:/
Ok type pls vote and loging and vote you'll get 4 notes
Then sell them to me
35k each
Pls vote
Now?
Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Cookie ─ 24
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Pink Phallic Object ─ 1
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
Banknotes origin value is around 80k-100k but as its free for every one now its value is very decreased
U only got one lol
Type pls use normie
Hey ?
Yes
Pls use normie
You don't own this item??
Pls use normie
You don't own this item??
I did vote
Do pls notifs
Pls notifs
Handy Dandy Tip: You can turn these tips off with the pls settings command if you don't want to see them anymore!
Sorted by most recent
You can use pls notifications view [index] to view a specific notification
1. New text message from Boss
What are you doing?! I can't believe you're stealing from this innocent person! ...
2. Level up!
You're on fire VickyOP. Congratulations on reaching level 19!You received **...
3. New text message from Boss
What are you doing?! I can't believe you're stealing from this innocent person! ...
4. You died!
That's pretty unfortunate. You lost 0 coins.
5. New text message from Boss
What are you doing?! I can't believe you're stealing from this innocent person! ...
You didn't vote bruh
Wait imma check again
top.gg
11h remaining
discordbotlist.com
11h remaining
🎁 Normie Box x2
Bank Note x2
Coins x2500
Done
Do pls notifs
Pls notifs
Sorted by most recent
You can use pls notifications view [index] to view a specific notification
1. New text message from Boss
What are you doing?! I can't believe you're stealing from this innocent person! ...
2. Level up!
You're on fire VickyOP. Congratulations on reaching level 19!You received **...
3. New text message from Boss
What are you doing?! I can't believe you're stealing from this innocent person! ...
4. You died!
That's pretty unfortunate. You lost 0 coins.
5. New text message from Boss
What are you doing?! I can't believe you're stealing from this innocent person! ...
Pls inv
Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Cookie ─ 24
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Pink Phallic Object ─ 1
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
Pls sell bank note @oblique pumice
You successfully sold 1 Bank Note and gained 2,400 coins
Wtf
Lol
You don't own this item??
:/
I did vote
You bought 10 Fake IDs and paid 6,500 coins
:(
Pls use fake
Hey you're in passive mode. If you wanna use a fake ID, turn that off!
You don't own this item??
You bought 1 Fake ID and paid 650 coins
Pls use fakeid
You've now got a fake ID. You are now disguised on the leaderboards as BeautifuldrunkGuy#3812, and people won't be able to rob you unless they find your true identity
Your fake ID will be taken away if you are caught robbing someone!
Pls use ro
Pls Rob 575311827194478593
You try to steal from VickyOP only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing 250 coins.
Pls beg
Señor Pepe: there. is. no. coins. for. you.
Pls meme
Pls bal
Wallet: 454
Bank: 154,438/396,543
Total: 154,892
Pls search
@rapid wraith Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
area51, mailbox, krampus
Krampus
@rapid wraith searched the: KRAMPUS
You attacked Krampus and found 876 coins, wow what a feat!
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 13,877 coins.
Pls dep all
15,207 coins deposited
Pls meme
Pls pm
What type of meme do you want to post?
n ■ Normie Meme
e ■ Edgy meme
r ■ Repost meme
d ■ Dank meme
D
Your meme got 166 upvotes. You get 708 coins from the ads
Handy Dandy Tip: Do you want to steal from the bank of a rich person? Get some friends together for a bank heist using pls bankrob!
Wallet: 55,507
Bank: 121,257
Total: 176,764
Pls meme
Pls beg
Gwyneth Paltrow: nah, would rather not feed your gambling addiction
Pls hunt
lmao you are terrible, you found nothing to hunt
Pls fish
lol you suck, you found nothing
Pls search
@rapid wraith Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
advent calendar, attic, coat
Attic
@rapid wraith searched the: ATTIC
You found 449 coins, I wonder who left that up there
Pls beg
Pls bal
Wallet: 1,157
Bank: 169,645/397,252
Total: 170,802
Pls hunt
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 4 Common Fish
!
Pls shop fish
Pls dep all
56,664 coins deposited
Pls meme
Pls meme
Pls meme
Pls meme
Pls meme
Pls use wish
15
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5,644 in wallet
825 in bank
7% multiplier
1 items (1 total) worth 1,667 coins
2 daily streak
76 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 500 coins.
500 coins withdrawn.
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 500 coins.
500 coins withdrawn.
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was 332 coins.
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 1,262 coins.
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 1,010 coins.
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
15
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4,040 in wallet
825 in bank
7% multiplier
1 items (1 total) worth 1,667 coins
2 daily streak
76 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 500 coins.
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 500 coins.
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 500 coins.
500 coins withdrawn.
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 1,108 coins.
RARE EVENT TIME WOO!
Your immune system is under attack from COVID-19!
Quick, disinfect your surroundings to defeat it!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Attack the boss by typing disinfect into chat!
:rage:
1 hit — 482/500 HP
TheLEGEÑD answered first!
TheLEGEÑD gathered 983 coins and 1
Santa's Hat
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 500 coins.
500 coins withdrawn.
Wallet: 4,932
Bank: 825
Total: 5,757
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 986 coins.
Pls bal
Wallet: 127,700
Bank: 14,661/17,160
Total: 142,361
@balmy plover
great stuff, you got a crisp 1,824 coins and 1
Gift for a Friend from your normie box
great stuff, you got a crisp 642 coins and 1
Box of Sand from your normie box
great stuff, you got a crisp 1,820 coins and 4
Candy's from your normie box
great stuff, you got a crisp 1,643 coins and 1
Box of Sand from your normie box
You got a total of 5,929 coins as well as 1
Gift for a Friend, 2
Box of Sand's and 4
Candy's
Pls bal
Wallet: 133,629
Bank: 14,661/17,270
Total: 148,290
Pls with all
14,661 coins withdrawn
Pls give @oblique pumice half
You gave ITACHI 71,921 coins after a 3% tax rate, now you have 76,369 and they've got 931,921
Pls give @oblique pumice all
You gave ITACHI 71,921 coins after a 3% tax rate, now you have 2,224 and they've got 1,003,842
Pls bal
Wallet: 0
Bank: 0/17,270
Total: 0
Pls inv
Handy Dandy Tip: You can see more information on an item by using pls shop [item name]
Candy ─ 8
ID candy ─ Power-up
Cookie ─ 6
ID cookie ─ Collectable
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Gift for a Friend ─ 1
ID gift ─ Collectable
Laptop ─ 2
ID laptop ─ Tool
Pls inv 2
Box of Sand ─ 2
ID sand ─ Tool
pls use ro
pls daily
2,625 coins were placed in your wallet!
You can get a lootbox that contains more coins by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
pls work
Work for YouTuber - Reverse - Type the following word backwards.
drama
amard
BOSS Good stuff Goutham, got the work done well. You were given 413 coins for one hour of work.
pls dep max
2,287 coins deposited
pls bal
Wallet: 751
Bank: 10,560/10,560
Total: 11,311
pls search
@sick bone Where do you want to search?
Pick from the list below and type the name in chat.
van, mistletoe, mailbox
van
@sick bone searched the: VAN
The middle aged guy in the van gave you 285 coins, this would TOTALLY be the outcome irl too! Very realistic, Dank Memer!
pls gamble 500
You won 454 coins.
Multiplier 9% | Percent of bet won 91%
You now have 1,490 coins.
Rolled 12
Rolled 5
pls dep max
hey it looks like you already have a full bank kiddo
pls help
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pls help animals
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pls help config
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pls bankrob
how are we gonna rob nobody ya dumb dumb
pls fortnite
Fortnite is super cringe, I'm taking away 392 coins

Pls use ro
Pls rob wantedlord#2525
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 500 coins.
Pls rob wantedlord#2525
Pls rob wantedlord#2525
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 500 coins.
Pls bal
Wallet: 1,487
Bank: 71,666/341,472
Total: 73,153
Pls profile
Prestige I
Total Memer
22
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2232
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1,487 in wallet
71,666 in bank
18.75% multiplier
31 items (673 total) worth 1,559,606 coins
22 daily streak
15937 commands issued
Works as a Cosplayer
Santa's Hat - expires in 1 month, 11 days and 14 hours
Apple - expires in 4 hours, 21 minutes and 14 seconds
Alcohol - expires in 9 hours, 38 minutes and 1 second
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
Pls use cheese
Shredded Cheese ─ EFFECTS
There's a small chance your lactose intolerance acts up and you lose some experience points.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
Y
It's three o'clock in the morning. You're standing, barefoot, in front of the fridge.
Not to get caught, you open the bag of shredded cheese as stealthily as you can.
The moment the bag is open, you gluttonously devour the entirety of it. The bag is gone before you know it.
Empowered by the Baltic God of Milk, you feel the shredded cheese course through your veins. You grow stronger.
You now have a bonus EXP multiplier of 15.28%. Eating more shredded cheese will increase this value.
Pls use tide
Tidepod ─ EFFECTS
There's a high chance you'll injure yourself from the tidepod and have to pay hospital fees, or even worse, die (meaning you lose all coins).
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
Y
Although it got you a lot of internet points and karma, you ended up dying from the tidepod you ate.
You lost all of your coins.
UNCOMMON EVENT TIME WOO!
I am very bored, so here is an event my board gamers
type it type it type it
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Type bored in the house and I'm in the house bored
Bored in the house and i'm in the house bored
ČUPCÅĶĖ❣ answered first!
ČUPCÅĶĖ❣ obtained 412 coins
Pls use ro
Pls rob wantedlord#2525
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 500 coins.
Pls rob wantedlord#2525
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 500 coins.
Pls bal wantedlord#2525
Wallet: 7,014
Bank: 825
Total: 7,839
Pls bal
Wallet: 1,266
Bank: 92,166/342,728
Total: 93,432
Pls rob wantedlord#2525
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was 351 coins.
Pls beg
Jordan Peele has donated 264 coins to @dry maple!
Handy Dandy Tip: You can see more information on an item by using pls shop [item name]
Pls rob wantedlord#2525
Pls rob wantedlord#2525
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 1,333 coins.
Pls bal
Wallet: 2,214
Bank: 92,166/343,000
Total: 94,380
pls use ro
pls rob VickyOP
You try to steal from VickyOP only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing 250 coins.
pls level VickyOP
Original Memer
19
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1920
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578,649 in wallet
121,862 in bank
12% multiplier
5 items (30 total) worth 28,085 coins
15 daily streak
3661 commands issued
Works as a Internet Troll
pls dep all
1,547 coins deposited
pls with 1000
1000 coins withdrawn.
pls rob VickyOP
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
You don't own this item??
Pls rob @maiden veldt
You need at least 500 coins to try and rob someone.
Pls rob @maiden veldt
The victim doesn't have at least 500 coins, not worth it man
kek
Pls rob @dry maple
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 548 coins.
Pls use kn
You don't own this item??
Handy Dandy Tip: Tired of checking your notifications? Turn on DM notifications! You'll get a DM whenever you have a new notification. Turn it on in pls settings!
Pls use ro
Pls use alc
Alcohol ─ EFFECTS
There's a 5% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
Y
You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
Pls rob @wintry ridge
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was 16,435 coins.
Pls dep max
16,945 coins deposited
Handy Dandy Tip: One of the many perks for donors are steal-shields! Lose less coins when stolen from! https://dankmemer.lol/premium
Pls rob wantedlord
You need at least 500 coins to try and rob someone.
Pls with 500
500 coins withdrawn.
UNCOMMON EVENT TIME WOO!
Skype is trying to beat Discord again!
We need to take it down, one sarcastic comment at a time!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Attack the boss by typing lol imagine using skype in 2020 into chat!
:rage:
2 hits — 59/150 HP
Lol imagine using skype in 2020
Saksham answered first!
Lol imagine using skype in 2020
Saksham obtained 645 coins and 1
Gift for a Friend
Pls rob wantedlord
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was 6,632 coins.
Pls dep max
7,777 coins deposited
Handy Dandy Tip: Keeping these tips on will get you a small multiplier!
Pls rich
🥇 1,116,265 - Quinzel#5557
🥈 1,053,392 - TangibleDrunkvirus#3298
🥉 696,969 - VickyOP#3731
🔹 380,827 -
! GuDsOuL 👻 !#9474
🔹 380,426 - ՄᏤƩ 么 Shreshtg#4932
🔹 348,632 - Manasha#5220
🔹 195,092 - DV・ESN 丶 SαJαN#3400
Pls bal vickyop
Wallet: 73,187
Bank: 526,813/526,813
Total: 600,000
Pls bal VickyOP#3731
Wallet: 696,969
Bank: 3,542
Total: 700,511
Pls bal TangibleDrunkvirus#3298
Wallet: 73,187
Bank: 526,813/526,813
Total: 600,000
Pls rob Saksham#4269
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls rich
🥇 1,116,265 - Quinzel#5557
🥈 1,053,392 - TangibleDrunkvirus#3298
🥉 696,969 - VickyOP#3731
🔹 380,827 -
! GuDsOuL 👻 !#9474
🔹 380,426 - ՄᏤƩ 么 Shreshtg#4932
🔹 348,632 - Manasha#5220
🔹 195,092 - DV・ESN 丶 SαJαN#3400
Pls rob @vast vapor
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Lol
Pls rob wantedlord
The victim doesn't have at least 500 coins, not worth it man
Pls rob Siknes
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 688 coins.
Pls rob Manasha
Pls rob Manasha
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls rob @Saksham#4269
try running the command again, but this time actually mention someone to steal from
Pls rob @wintry ridge
The victim doesn't have at least 500 coins, not worth it man
UNCOMMON EVENT TIME WOO!
COVID-19 IS STILL HERE!
Quick, tell the idiots to put on their masks!
This event has expired. No new submissions will be accepted.
Type wear a mask
Wear a mask
oscarbascar answered first!
oscarbascar dug up 964 coins and 1
Gift for a Friend
Pls rob MelgNite
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 557 coins.
pls use be
pls rich
🥇 1,171,073 - kyutie ♡◗◖#7876
🥈 1,116,265 - Quinzel#5557
🥉 1,055,189 - TangibleDrunkvirus#3298
🔹 700,000 - VickyOP#3731
🔹 380,827 -
! GuDsOuL 👻 !#9474
🔹 380,426 - ՄᏤƩ 么 Shreshtg#4932
🔹 348,632 - Manasha#5220
pls heist
Hey you're in passive mode. If you wanna bankrob, turn that off!
Handy Dandy Tip: Watch out for the police when using pls search! If you don't have enough money to pay a fine, you may get beaten down by them!
pls rob Quinzel#5557
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls rob VickyOP#3731
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls rob ! GuDsOuL 👻 !#9474
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls rob ՄᏤƩ 么 Shreshtg#4932
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls rob Manasha#5220
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls use be
pls bal LA | ◥᭄Mꫝɴᴀรɦα❤️࿐#5220
Wallet: 500
Bank: 671,333/700,181
Total: 671,833
pls bal ShaDoW⚡#1010
Wallet: 500
Bank: 671,333/700,181
Total: 671,833
pls bal @violet geyser
Wallet: 500
Bank: 671,333/700,181
Total: 671,833
pls level 700707786190880871
Original Memer
19
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1902
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0 in wallet
46,946 in bank
11% multiplier
17 items (170 total) worth 280,006 coins
0 daily streak
2888 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber
pls rob 700707786190880871 @spiral swan
The victim doesn't have at least 500 coins, not worth it man
pls level 687966243419848740
Total Memer
23
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2387
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135,503 in wallet
0 in bank
15.25% multiplier
27 items (500 total) worth 232,976 coins
1 daily streak
5720 commands issued
pls rob 687966243419848740 @warm prism #V#6908
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Handy Dandy Tip: If you consistently do well at your job, your boss will give you a promotion, increasing your coins per hour!
pls bal 569363958763487242 @oblique pumice
Wallet: 0
Bank: 6,271
Total: 6,271
Dank Memer
30
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3062
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1,055,189 in wallet
180,140 in bank
15.25% multiplier
20 items (347 total) worth 71,813 coins
6 daily streak
6713 commands issued
Works as a Cosplayer
Fake ID - expires in 6 days, 19 hours and 2 minutes
Landmine - expires in 7 hours, 2 minutes and 35 seconds
Padlock - expires in 1 year, 4 days and 20 hours
pls rich
🥇 1,116,265 - Quinzel#5557
🥈 1,055,189 - TangibleDrunkvirus#3298
🥉 713,535 - LovelyhungryDaddy#2644
🔹 700,000 - VickyOP#3731
🔹 380,827 -
! GuDsOuL 👻 !#9474
🔹 380,426 - ՄᏤƩ 么 Shreshtg#4932
🔹 348,632 - Manasha#5220
You try to steal from ITACHI only to notice that they've got a massive padlock on their wallet! You didn't bring your bolt cutters with you, and ended up getting caught by the police, losing 250 coins.
pls tifu
Title is pretty self-explanatory but I expect it requires an explanation. I know there's a rule about being overly vulgar so I hope this is okay...
So last night I had a fap in bed. It was dark, I grabbed what I thought was tissue to wipe, and went to bed. I was in a huge rush this morning and grabbed a facemask from my bedside before setting off to work. I work in a building wear facemasks must be worn at all times. I realised my mask smelt a bit gross all day, but it was a disposable one and I had used the day before so didn't think too much of it.
Well, I get home and I'm tidying up and I realise there is no tissue by my bedside, what I thought was a tissue was the same facemask I've worn all day.
TL;DR: My mouth has been smothered with my cum all day
pls with 1e3
1000 coins withdrawn.
Handy Dandy Tip: Keeping these tips on will get you a small multiplier!
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was 52,759 coins.
pls dep all
29,985 coins deposited
pls tifu
Handy Dandy Tip: With our image commands, you can basically make whatever memes you want!
This literally just happened a few minutes ago. The meeting is wrapping up as I type this out.
So our roommate got a package they were expecting, which set my partner off talking about a package we're expecting from MeUndies. This became an opportunity for them to make fun of me for being resistant to fun underwear (as in fun patterns). So they're telling our roommate about how they basically had to drag me kicking and screaming into wearing it, and about how I tried them on for the first time and realized they were actually super comfy. So now every month I'm always eager to pick out a new pattern to wear (it's Llamas in Santa hats and scarves this month). As we're discussing this, I begin hearing my coworkers giggle. Looking down at my mic I realize with dawning horror that at some point I must have unmuted my mic, so my coworkers just got to listen to 5 or so minutes of my partner regaling our roommate with my choice in underwear.
TLDR: Left my mic unmuted in a work meeting while discussing patterns on my underwear with my partner and roommate
​
This post is ^(not) Sponsored by MeUndies /s
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 31m and 54s)
Landmine ─ 1,650 coins 67% OFF!
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Tidepod ─ 7,000 coins ─ Power-up
Risking your life for a couple of views? Sounds great!
Shredded Cheese ─ 10,000 coins ─ Power-up
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Perfect for on a pizza, but more than likely to be consumed straight out of the bag.
Fidget Spinner ─ 8,000 coins ─ Power-up
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner
Life Saver ─ 10,000 coins ─ Power-up
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying
Rare Pepe ─ 100,000 coins ─ Collectable
Only the rarest of the rare pepes
Pepe Coin ─ 1,000,000 coins ─ Collectable
A pretty damn rare coin, probably only slightly richer people have this
pls level
Memer
14
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1453
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0 in wallet
524,342 in bank
13% multiplier
30 items (2602 total) worth 7,139,697 coins
6 daily streak
6145 commands issued
Padlock - expires in 1 year, 4 days and 3 hours
Landmine - expires in 11 hours, 52 minutes and 56 seconds
Fake ID - expires in 6 days, 23 hours and 53 minutes
Alcohol - expires in 11 hours, 53 minutes and 10 seconds
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 500 coins.
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 30m and 33s)
Landmine ─ 1,650 coins 67% OFF!
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Tidepod ─ 7,000 coins ─ Power-up
Risking your life for a couple of views? Sounds great!
Shredded Cheese ─ 10,000 coins ─ Power-up
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Perfect for on a pizza, but more than likely to be consumed straight out of the bag.
Fidget Spinner ─ 8,000 coins ─ Power-up
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner
Life Saver ─ 10,000 coins ─ Power-up
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying
Rare Pepe ─ 100,000 coins ─ Collectable
Only the rarest of the rare pepes
Pepe Coin ─ 1,000,000 coins ─ Collectable
A pretty damn rare coin, probably only slightly richer people have this
ITACHI placed a landmine in their wallet. It exploded when you opened it, blowing up in your face and killing you instantly.
You died.
TIFU by congratulating an estranged friend on his engagement
So embarrassed I can barely even type this without a full body cringe.
Some back story - 5 years ago, I (24M) started a company and recruited a bunch of people of whom V (29M) ended up being a huge asset and a great friend.
Soon after, we hired his girlfriend S(29F) who turned out to be a nightmare - fought with him constantly and lously in working hours, was hated by everyone, dramatic and hateful. I personally believed V was a great person and deserved a much better partner.
Fast forward to a year when we disbanded on a sour note after a few bad months of business and no longer friends.
Yesterday, he uploaded a picture of what looked like his engagement ceremony. I figured this would be a good opportunity to get back in touch because I missed a buddy. We exchanged a couple of messages which took me back and ngl, it felt great and like the old days immediately. In the flow of things, I said “one of the best things about this news is you’re no longer with S!” to which he politely replied "it's her".
I checked his picture and sure enough, it was her. 20 pounds heavier and completely transformed but... her. So yeah, I am ready to be buried now.
TL;DR
Got in touch with an estranged friend to congratulate him on his engagement. Mentioned I was glad it wasn't the girl I remembered from years ago. It was.
You stole a small portion! 💸
Your payout was 200,586 coins.
pls tifu
Obligatory: this didn't happen today but in the past.
I was in a remote meeting over Skype and was shamefully and rudely only half-listening, devoting some of my attention to mindlessly clicking around on the internet. I clicked on a link that turned out to be a rickroll. Since my mic was on, everyone in the meeting got treated to the first few seconds of the song before I turned it off, looking rather red-faced at having been caught dicking around online during a meeting. The discussion stopped and someone straight up asked "did you just get rickrolled during this meeting?" and I had to confess that I had been looking at other things during the meeting and had got publicly rickrolled while doing so.
TL;DR: I wasn't paying attention in a meeting, clicked a link that got me rickrolled, and everyone heard it
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 28m and 33s)
Landmine ─ 1,650 coins 67% OFF!
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Tidepod ─ 7,000 coins ─ Power-up
Risking your life for a couple of views? Sounds great!
Shredded Cheese ─ 10,000 coins ─ Power-up
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Perfect for on a pizza, but more than likely to be consumed straight out of the bag.
Fidget Spinner ─ 8,000 coins ─ Power-up
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner
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Only the rarest of the rare pepes
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A pretty damn rare coin, probably only slightly richer people have this
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 500 coins.
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was 40,142 coins.
pls tifu
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Unfortunately this sad incident happened today.
Basically at night, I was feeling very horny so I decided to masturbate like any normal male teen.
I hadn't done it in 2 days, and I was edging for about 30 minutes. Eventually I finish, literally lose eyesight for a few seconds from the pleasure and then clean up and go on to watch the FCB vs Juventus match.
While I was watching, my balls started hurting. My right nut was in a lot of pain but I assumed this was from the huge orgasm, and ignored the pain and went to sleep.
I woke up 3 hours later In a lot of pain, and told my dad about it and he basically told me to rest and take it easy. In the morning, the pain was gone but regardless I went to the doctor, and he explained how my testicle has rotated and blood flow was shut off, so it was possible the testicle could have died but fortunately for me the rotation fixed itself.
So advice to you all, if you ever feel a lot of pain in a single testicle, wait 15 minutes to see if it goes away. If it doesn't, head to the ER. It's a testicle torsion.
TLDR: Masturbated hard and my right nut rotated and almost died from lack of blood, but luckily fixed itself without any surgery.
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
pls tifu
TIFU by making out with a cow. Recently had a hysterectomy and have been suffering a lot, so I was excited to take my 9 year old son to see Christmas lights at a local farm.
I love animals, especially farm ones so when I saw a young calf, I ran up and started petting it. She must have liked me because she put her cute wet nose on mine and quickly slipped me some tongue. I was shocked but continued to pet her when her long, wet, hard tongue went between my legs and landed right on my hooha. cow lick here My husband was hysterical laughing and shouted: “thats the most action you have seen all year.” The surrounding people all began laughing and snickering.
On the way home, I started getting sick and made my husband pull over a few times so I can throw up. My son got upset and started asking if I was ok. Husband: she’s not ok, she got rabies from making out with the cow.
So my son who just saw me have major surgery and go to the ER is upset because he thinks I have rabies. In between puking, I told him I was ok.
TL:DR - made out with a cow, got licked on the hooha by it, son freaked out because husband made dumb rabies joke.
Edit: grammar
pls use be
This user has already been stolen from within the last 2 minutes, give it a rest
You stole a TINY portion!
Your payout was 38,135 coins.
pls rob 511914797974159360
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was 724,567 coins.
pls level 511914797974159360
Dank Memer
30
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3062
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0 in wallet
180,140 in bank
15.25% multiplier
20 items (347 total) worth 71,813 coins
6 daily streak
6713 commands issued
Works as a Cosplayer
Fake ID - expires in 6 days, 18 hours and 49 minutes
Wallet: 1,000
Bank: 95,141/701,886
Total: 96,141
pls level 696231511137058827
55
■■■■■■□□□□
12,450 in wallet
3,025 in bank
7.5% multiplier
5 items (60 total) worth 5,229 coins
5 daily streak
237 commands issued
Works as a Cosplayer
pls dep 501
501 coins deposited.
pls rob 696231511137058827 @rapid wraith O#0007
uh oh, their passive mode just expired...
You need at least 500 coins to try and rob someone.
pls level 477858092575490050
Normie
209
■□□□□□□□□□
14,035 in wallet
11,495 in bank
8.75% multiplier
4 items (11 total) worth 8,696 coins
1 daily streak
1257 commands issued
pls rob 477858092575490050
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls bal 477858092575490050
Wallet: 14,035
Bank: 11,495
Total: 25,530
pls bal @cinder kernel
Wallet: 499
Bank: 95,642/701,886
Total: 96,141
pls level 727360332644876351
Prestige III
Reposter
972
■■■■■■■■□□
0 in wallet
6,538 in bank
23.25% multiplier
26 items (6380 total) worth 670,452 coins
10 daily streak
28996 commands issued
Works as a Teacher
pls bal -ᵐᵃᵗʳᶦˣSYNC×PANDA🐼・ΛTR#2113 @candid cliff
Wallet: 499
Bank: 95,642/701,886
Total: 96,141
pls level 534626884122574858
Memer
14
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1453
■■■■■■□□□□
499 in wallet
953 in bank
11.75% multiplier
14 items (106 total) worth 65,151 coins
6 daily streak
3170 commands issued
pls bal ! GuDsOuL 👻 !#1112 @static ingot
Wallet: 499
Bank: 95,642/701,886
Total: 96,141
PLS LEVEL 680800576564625459
Normie
407
■□□□□□□□□□
0 in wallet
0 in bank
8.25% multiplier
8 items (21 total) worth 14,376 coins
0 daily streak
966 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber
pls bal @edgy terrace Ð ❘❘𝒮𝒶𝓂𝒾𝓇𝒶 💫🎀#8198
Wallet: 991
Bank: 95,642/701,886
Total: 96,633
pls bal 534047195964375041 @robust breach
Wallet: 122
Bank: 0
Total: 122
pls level 323348569585221632
Reposter
517
■■□□□□□□□□
20,861 in wallet
37,225 in bank
6.75% multiplier
5 items (9 total) worth 6,179 coins
25 daily streak
941 commands issued
Works as a Teacher
pls rob 323348569585221632
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
PLS BAL @quartz remnant 6ix19ine#4473
Wallet: 991
Bank: 95,642/701,886
Total: 96,633
pls bal 334370012523397120
Wallet: 0
Bank: 0
Total: 0
Pls use be
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pls bal @royal field | ŘØϻΞӨ#0004
Wallet: 991
Bank: 95,642/701,886
Total: 96,633
Pls beg
Bill Clinton has donated 112 coins to @gleaming halo, and a
Candy
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Rabbit 🐇!
Pls use be
Pls profile @rapid wraith
Memer
14
■■■■■□□□□□
1482
■■■■■■■■■□
991 in wallet
95,642 in bank
13% multiplier
30 items (3339 total) worth 7,597,013 coins
6 daily streak
6245 commands issued
Padlock - expires in 1 year, 4 days and 3 hours
Landmine - expires in 11 hours, 27 minutes and 47 seconds
Fake ID - expires in 6 days, 23 hours and 42 minutes
Box of Sand - expires in 12 minutes and 46 seconds
Alcohol - expires in 11 hours, 43 minutes and 37 seconds
pls bal 509268787112050688
Wallet: 385,244
Bank: 151,190
Total: 536,434
pls rob 509268787112050688
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
Pls beg
Billie Eyelash: ew no
pls level 479279475574702081
Prestige IV
Dank Memer
40
■■■■■■■■■■
4073
■■■■■■■■□□
612 in wallet
239,838 in bank
32.5% multiplier
34 items (3763 total) worth 3,173,567 coins
11 daily streak
37600 commands issued
Apple - expires in 9 hours, 28 minutes and 59 seconds
Alcohol - expires in 9 hours, 59 minutes and 3 seconds
Tidepod - 5% multiplier boost - expires in 10 hours, 23 minutes and 46 seconds
pls use sa
Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
Do you still want to use this item? Please respond with y or n within 30 seconds.
y
Who do you want to throw the sand at? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
Pls inv 779108598655352862
Hey idiot, page 779108598655352800 doesn't exist. There's only 7 pages
479279475574702081
Noo
You pull out a bit of old, dirty sand from your pocket and blow it right into thizsizamit's face.
thizsizamit has been blinded and they can't steal from anybody for another 30 minutes.
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pls bal noobop#3030 @rapid wraith #7361
Wallet: 991
Bank: 95,642/701,886
Total: 96,633
Pls beg
Tom Brady has donated 292 coins to @gleaming halo!
@rapid wraith remove sand
nope
Wallet: 991
Bank: 95,642
Total: 96,633
Ehmm
stop pinging..
Pls beg
Bill Nye has donated 280 coins to @gleaming halo, and a
Cookie
pls level 535045793334165524 @oblique kraken #7285
137 in wallet
0 in bank
7% multiplier
2 items (2 total) worth 838 coins
0 daily streak
104 commands issued
Pls hunt
You went hunting in the woods and brought back a Boar 🐗!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 4 Common Fish
!
Pls bal
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Wallet: 1,184
Bank: 239,838/878,795
Total: 241,022
pls bal 665076472649613315
Wallet: 0
Bank: 0
Total: 0
pls bal @steel dove 𖦹DARKALPHA𖦹】#3971
Wallet: 991
Bank: 95,642/701,886
Total: 96,633
ok?
@gleaming halo wym by that?
pls bal 446539536231563264 @opal estuary #2853
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
pls bal 578614223492612119 @high sun
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Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
pls bal 691204892500688907 @zinc current
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
pls bal
Wallet: 991
Bank: 95,642/701,886
Total: 96,633
pls level 692414078429298728
93
■■■■■■■■■■
0 in wallet
5,115 in bank
8.5% multiplier
3 items (6 total) worth 20,024 coins
0 daily streak
280 commands issued
pls bal @tidal stream
Wallet: 991
Bank: 95,642/701,886
Total: 96,633
pls level 611532942371586074
Reposter
766
■■■■■■■□□□
351,132 in wallet
0 in bank
10% multiplier
10 items (61 total) worth 46,873 coins
2 daily streak
1567 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber
Padlock - expires in 6 months, 20 days and 17 hours
pls rob 611532942371586074
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls bal ǝʇɐN#1976 @tropic moth SYCHO#1111
Wallet: 991
Bank: 95,642/701,886
Total: 96,633
pls bal 712986369282277387
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
pls bal Isaac Netero#1010 @meager mulch .#2652
Wallet: 991
Bank: 95,642/701,886
Total: 96,633
pls bal 491815996055879690 @analog mirage @ashen arrow
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
pls bal 463761906801311746
Wallet: 204,918
Bank: 0
Total: 204,918
pls rob 463761906801311746
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls level 463761906801311746
Normie
418
■■□□□□□□□□
204,918 in wallet
0 in bank
8.25% multiplier
12 items (45 total) worth 21,877 coins
3 daily streak
3154 commands issued
Works as a Fast Food Cook
pls bal 604642460781510660
Wallet: 0
Bank: 0
Total: 0
pls bal damn#4473 @main ingot
Wallet: 991
Bank: 95,642/701,886
Total: 96,633
pls level 527423980848676875
Original Memer
16
■■■■■■□□□□
1606
■□□□□□□□□□
0 in wallet
163,297 in bank
12.5% multiplier
13 items (101 total) worth 44,453 coins
1 daily streak
2845 commands issued
Works as a Teacher
pls rob 527423980848676875
The victim doesn't have at least 500 coins, not worth it man
pls bal 𝓟 𝓡 𝓐 𝓖 𝓨 𝓐 𝓝#8281 @lucid spruce
Wallet: 991
Bank: 95,642/701,886
Total: 96,633
pls level 441692562542297088
Normie
474
■■■■■■■■□□
145,943 in wallet
0 in bank
9.25% multiplier
13 items (76 total) worth 45,577 coins
5 daily streak
2779 commands issued
Works as a Fast Food Cook
Padlock - expires in 7 months, 2 days and 5 hours
pls rob 441692562542297088 @acoustic comet
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls level 639197892631986186 @steel adder
Dank Memer
29
■■■■■■■■■■
2905
■□□□□□□□□□
0 in wallet
0 in bank
21.75% multiplier
28 items (552 total) worth 496,831 coins
1 daily streak
16784 commands issued
pls level 559016723823722516 @thorn bobcat
Normie
444
■■■■■□□□□□
252,105 in wallet
0 in bank
7.25% multiplier
3 items (7 total) worth 6,684 coins
0 daily streak
2005 commands issued
Works as a Developer
pls rob 559016723823722516
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls level 480320837212438558
Prestige V
Good Meme
57
■■■■■■■■■■
5734
■■■■□□□□□□
1,500 in wallet
656,976 in bank
36.75% multiplier
41 items (8160 total) worth 12,730,617 coins
13 daily streak
37735 commands issued
Alcohol - expires in 7 hours, 14 minutes and 6 seconds
Tidepod - 5% multiplier boost - expires in 7 hours, 14 minutes and 23 seconds
pls bal
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Wallet: 991
Bank: 95,642/702,078
Total: 96,633
pls dep all
991 coins deposited
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pls share 1 480320837212438558
You only have 0 coins, you can't share that many
pls use be @fresh barn EXE#9130
pls bal 610868644225875998
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
pls bal @jagged wave ✓#8289
Wallet: 0
Bank: 96,633/702,161
Total: 96,633
pls bal 529530694247120906 @sudden leaf #3476
Wallet: 400
Bank: 0
Total: 400
Hi
pls bal 704285609912565764
Wallet: 500
Bank: 0
Total: 500
hi? @junior stirrup Dʀʌx#7238
Pls bal
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Wallet: 774
Bank: 0/82,821
Total: 774
Pls bal @rapid wraith
Wallet: 0
Bank: 96,633
Total: 96,633
pls bal 601444682458857496 @wary spindle
Wallet: 0
Bank: 0
Total: 0
All r broke
pls level 386891596823658496
Prestige I
Normie
211
■■□□□□□□□□
2,500 in wallet
84,558 in bank
9.75% multiplier
11 items (96 total) worth 66,944 coins
1 daily streak
5410 commands issued
Works as a Developer
pls bal AiM | Sirius#6714
Wallet: 0
Bank: 96,633/702,161
Total: 96,633
pls use be
Pls withdraw 500
500 coins withdrawn.
pls use ro
Pls bal @maiden veldt
Wallet: 0
Bank: 44,593
Total: 44,593
Pls bal @wise briar
Wallet: 700,000
Bank: 511
Total: 700,511
pls level 778282573595803649
Reposter
950
■■■■■□□□□□
500 in wallet
1,504 in bank
10.75% multiplier
7 items (30 total) worth 21,053 coins
8 daily streak
1620 commands issued
Works as a Internet Troll
pls level 575311827194478593
Original Memer
19
■■■■■■■□□□
1920
■■□□□□□□□□
700,000 in wallet
511 in bank
12% multiplier
4 items (27 total) worth 3,081 coins
15 daily streak
3680 commands issued
Works as a Internet Troll
pls rob 575311827194478593
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
hmmm
40,316,272 coins shared, 1,752,254 coins received
40,316,272 coins shared, 1,752,254 coins received
Steal stats from the last 88 attempts
40/48/45%
68,508/28,521
35/197,565/9,185
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392,922 coins shared, 902,960 coins received
pls use ro
pls rich
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🥈 700,000 - VickyOP#3731
🥉 385,244 - Higin | FAHAD#0020
🔹 380,827 -
! GuDsOuL 👻 !#9474
🔹 380,426 - ՄᏤƩ 么 Shreshtg#4932
🔹 351,132 - GØD彡Panther✔#4035
🔹 348,632 - Manasha#5220
🔹 252,105 - NooB#5452
pls profile NooB
Normie
444
■■■■■□□□□□
252,105 in wallet
0 in bank
7.25% multiplier
3 items (7 total) worth 6,684 coins
0 daily streak
2005 commands issued
Works as a Developer
pls rob NooB
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls profile Manasha
Dank Memer
36
■■■■■■■■■■
3605
■□□□□□□□□□
348,632 in wallet
411,626 in bank
14.75% multiplier
19 items (147 total) worth 88,101 coins
3 daily streak
8387 commands issued
Works as a Scientist
pls profile GØD彡Panther✔️#4035
Kek Lord
233
■■■■■■■■■■
23345
■■■■■□□□□□
1,500 in wallet
1,355,578 in bank
24.5% multiplier
41 items (46357 total) worth 36,645,158 coins
15 daily streak
46151 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber
Santa's Hat - expires in 29 days, 17 hours and 44 minutes
Alcohol - expires in 4 hours, 25 minutes and 2 seconds
Padlock - expires in 1 year, 5 days and 14 minutes
pls rob Manasha
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls profile ՄᏤƩ 么 Shreshtg#4932
Dank Memer
36
■■■■■■■■■■
3612
■■□□□□□□□□
380,426 in wallet
509,090 in bank
12.5% multiplier
20 items (221 total) worth 363,022 coins
15 daily streak
6914 commands issued
Works as a Twitch Streamer
pls profile ! GuDsOuL 👻 !#9474
Prestige I
Reposter
958
■■■■■■□□□□
380,827 in wallet
212,112 in bank
13% multiplier
23 items (290 total) worth 116,234 coins
0 daily streak
11927 commands issued
Works as a Dictator
pls rob ! GuDsOuL 👻 !#9474
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls profile Higin | FAHAD#0020
Dank Memer
25
■■■■■■■■■■
2526
■■■□□□□□□□
385,244 in wallet
151,190 in bank
11.5% multiplier
29 items (390 total) worth 561,529 coins
15 daily streak
6609 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber
pls profile VickyOP
Original Memer
19
■■■■■■■□□□
1920
■■□□□□□□□□
700,000 in wallet
511 in bank
12% multiplier
4 items (27 total) worth 4,085 coins
15 daily streak
3683 commands issued
Works as a Internet Troll
pls profile - ` ZΞUS ❥#2113
Normie
293
■■■■■■■■■■
726,219 in wallet
19,581 in bank
9.25% multiplier
17 items (54 total) worth 84,620 coins
3 daily streak
694 commands issued
Works as a YouTuber
pls rob - ` ZΞUS ❥#2113
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
pls meme
pls meme
pls use be
pls use be
pls rob wantedlord#2525
You were caught HAHAHA
You paid the person you stole from 500 coins.
Pls bal 779108598655352862
Wallet: 500
Bank: 213,321
Total: 213,821
Wallet: 700,000
Bank: 10,106
Total: 710,106
Pls with 1000
1000 coins withdrawn.
Pls rob 575311827194478593
Hey they're in passive mode. Leave the peace loving hippy alone!
memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
Who are we sending this message to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
What do you want the message content to be? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid message.
Successfully sent your text message to kyutie ♡◗◖!
Pls lootbox
wow dank memer, more like ea memer
buy lootboxes: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
pls use be
pls steal VicksOP#2827
VicksOP placed a landmine in their wallet. It exploded when you opened it, blowing up in your face and killing you instantly.
You died.
pls bal
Wallet: 188,681
Bank: 771,967/772,309
Total: 960,648
pls steal VicksOP#2827
pls steal VicksOP#2827
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was 60,514 coins.
Wallet: 1,541
Bank: 83,976/83,976
Total: 85,517
Pls shop lootbox
That item doesn't even exist what are you doing
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Pls shop box
Pls shop god
Tf i just bought 1 ?
Pls bal
Wallet: 624
Bank: 605/715
Total: 1,229
Pls dep
what are you depositing, idiot
@glossy flume izzat se bol
pls use be
pls use ro
pls rich
🥇 190,357 - 𝐻𝑀 ✘ BLOOĐOΛTH∦- 🜲#6739
🥈 80,701 - FLASH#6570
🥉 16,539 - 𝐅ΔҠΞ〢𝐎𝐓〢Mystic🥀#0102
🔹 7,951 - 𝐋Ξ丶ZOYA🌸#0001
🔹 3,700 - novathor#7438
🔹 2,650 - " 𝐀ꗟ𝐀ꗟ𝐈П 〢SUJAL - 🜲#8321
🔹 2,548 - PeccA0P#7321
pls use be
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pls rob novathor
You stole BASICALLY EVERYTHING LMFAO 🤑
Your payout was 3,700 coins.
Pls use wish
Pls use wish
Pls bal
Wallet: 90,876
Bank: 181,185/181,185
Total: 272,061
Pls vote
