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ok real
During a Christmas event at my university, I took an eddie and laughed at Christmas trees
it was a low dose but I havent been high in a while
that’s real as hell
Crazy? I was crazy once..
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they are coming after you
The rubber room! THE RUBBER ROOM!!! NOOOO!!!
Not stoners but drinkers chat moment
Drunk making a sandwich and I just time skipped like 1 second passed and there was a sandwich in front of me
All sandwich are sentient and can make themselves. They just think it's fun to make a human do the work most of the time.
yeah he started doin a little dancew in front of me tippin his little top hat
still ate him tho
#NoRemorse #IMissHim
ive never been drunk but holy shit that sounds insane
freaky yart
@candid crypt
random as shit but i took a little piece of an edible for the first time with my friend after a convention
and when we went to this restaurant afterwards, i just couldn’t help but keep laughing at the menu for some reason and looking at my friend all goofy and stupid
it was so weird because
i felt my eyes puff up in a weird, yet interesting way during
mandatory t break for surgery since two weeks ago :( luckily I don't get any withdrawal or anything bc it's weed but man I wanna get stoned w friends and play lego starwars
however in a few months I just know that first j is gonna go crazy bananas
that 2.5mg gummy gonna send you
Unpopular opinion but I like the banana cart they sell at those corner stores in Harlem
yall can i ask about ur setups and shit
been meanin to try weed for a while but with how Illegal it is ovar here it's not been the easiest task
big text post coming up; ill discuss all my setups

depends!! people have preferences but imo it kinda goes like this:
smokeables:
Joints are classic, and they will heavily depend on the quality of the weed (if you have stems and shit it is going to be ROUGH) but if it's good weed, it's a really good time, and is best for social situations bc it's easier to pass around. Bonus points that papers are literal cents and legal p much everywhere (I like premium slim OCB papers, typically a .3-.5g joint if I'm by myself). If you roll for the first time, it's a little weird, but after the first two you'll be good usually. If not feel free to ask abt it and I can send a vid
bongs are a little bit more expensive to get into, and there's lots of diff features but it can help filter it and make it slightly smoother (esp depending on water temp), as well as having the added bonus of being able to add things like terp balls and such if you want to cover up weed you do not enjoy as much LOL. It also let's you take biggeer rips than joints imo, but it is a bit more cumbersome AND requires constant cleaning to not grow mold (fill it w coarse salt and cleaning alcohol to clean, use qtips to clean out bowl area and stuff if needed). When it's just me, I use a 16 Inch Alpha glass beaker bong. It's extremely basic and I plan on upgrading when I've got extra disposable dosh, since it is like the most beaker bong you could think of. It's like an AI generated bong.
pipes are fine. they're cheap and get the job done, but it's not as satisfying as a joint, smaller hits than a bong, and also need to be cleaned. I have it for when I'm feeling lazy but want to get a lil sesh on. I use a cheap 5$ one I got at my local dispo with purchase of an eighth one time. It's a little cumbersome to light if you have a zippo as I do.
kinda smokables:
dry herb vapes are awesome for small hits(they only usually have .1-.3g ovens) but you get generally higher off less weed as you lose less thc in the combustion. It also smells slightly less but it still does smell, so do be aware if it's somewhere super illegal. I find it to be extremely smooth and give off more of the flavor, but also takes more effort and has a MUCH heavier upfront cost (good dry herb vapes run over 100 USD-300 USD). I take these on hikes or expeditions where it's woody and I want to get blazed with or without friends(bring dosing capsules perhaps if you can for this, it's harder to share a small bowl) but do not want to risk fire to woodlands
vapeables but with non flower(since you mentioned it's illegal, be more careful w vapes since it's FAR easier to add weight unless u trust ur plug. Flower is a better bet on black/gray market imo:
Distillate carts are well hated but it is best for discreteness imo, especially if you can get a Fernway vape or something with flavoring other than a cannabis strain. They hit hard, dissipate fast, but bad distillate can give me a headache sometimes, and the high feels a little flat. Distillate = THC oil separated from terpenes then mixed in with either CDT(cannabis derived terpenes, so weed flavor basically) or BDT (botanically derived terpenes, getting the same terpenes but say getting linalool from lavendar instead of from a high-linalool strain). I actually don't hate good distillate, and it's SIGNIFICANTLY cheaper than Live Rosin/Resin over here in NY. IDK what brands you have but I've had great experiences with: Fernway(They do like flavored shit with terpenes, so it's closer to fruitsd and stuff with a slight tinge of weed, but gives a nice high) and New York Honey.
Live resin is a full spectrum extract (meaning both the THC oil and the terpenes came from the cannabis itself). The vape will smell much louder and taste much closer to flower but are also much less discerete (though ime the smell lingers much less long than smoking, as it doesn't tend to stick to things as much.) Live rosin is the same but is extracted with heat and pressure rather than solvents. I find either to be fine. I've loved MFNY and Molecular Farms carts for this, but do note that live extracts are usually more expensive since you can't get as much yield as straight THC oil and adding terpenes in later.
I like OOZE brand batteries to conceal carts and because I like customizable power settings, but every head shop sells like a cheap pen battery that works. Higher temp = you taste less terpenes but can take bigger hits. Blinkers are fun but wasteful, though I love hitting one w friends and dying together
As someone who started w edibles, while edibles can be fun, on gray/black market I'd go flower first, mostly bc you can more easily determine how much is actually going into the J(obv varying potency) whereas depending on decarb and stuff edibles are more susceptible to variability
notes
if you don't get high at first from smoking, you may either be doing it wrong or ime it may just take a few attempts as your body gets used to it. My advice is to breathe in for a few (3-5 seconds), then take the j/pipe/bong away, take an extra breathe in (when you first start, this is important to actually get the smoke in your lungs and not just in your mouth/throat), then breathe it all out.
If you do too much and feel short of breath, get down and try to relax, get some water, and spit if needed. This will get easier as you do it
even though it won't take like an hour or two like an edible, after a few hits wait like 15 mins or so and let it hit. when I was dumb and new I thought it was supposed to hit instantly and ended up greening out on the floor of my friends house LMFAO)
also, and note I am not a professional or scientist, im just a stoner, but to check weed for mold and stuff if you buy from a new plug, you can break a bud and check for:
Dark spots, especially fuzzy spots. Light spots that look sort of fuzzy could just be trichromes), or a cloud that goes UP. Trichromes generally fall down, whereas if a puff goes up when you break it, could b spores. Everyone's prolly smoked a lil mold at one point but you don't want to do that too much or it can both be a terrible smoke and bad for your lungs
strains;
traves is basically bang on that hybrid/indica/sativa are not great indicators anymore since almost everything is a hybrid unless it's a landrace(original) strain. Look for strains that have terpenes with your desired effect. Linalool will be relaxing, limonene uplifting, etc.
Sorry for the wall of text but feel free to check specific parts or just ask a question and I'll try to be more concise about it, happy smokin 
**tl;dr
id recommend just starting with a .3g joint if you have a safe/chill place to smoke it, then if you like it, you can upgrade to other things. If you really need to be discerete, get a pen/vape. **
also don't get scammed, if ur in the US weed should not be like 50$ an eighth (it doesn't matter how "exotic" or whatever the hell, do not fall for this. Even when I got it from a plug it was like 20-30 for a good eighth)
holy fucking grail bro thank you for all the info 
i will keep all ur advice in mind while i try to acquire the goods

we got a stoner chat!? (ive never smoked)
all my bongs have broken 🥲
this one most recently, and it was my last one
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i have a hand pipe that i only hit with hemp wick cos i hate hate hate butane flavor now that i’ve tried hemp wick and can’t stand smoking my pipe without hemp wick it’s just not fun
joints take so much weed but it’s my favorite way besides blunts and i’m rly good at rolling backwoods because of the slanted shape, like to roll it back into the funky sideways way
honey or sweet and aromatic backwoods
original is bunk fuck evil
i’ve had bubblers but they’ve all broken, my fave one came with a crack in the bottom and i knew it was only a matter of time
tbh bubblers and joints are my fav
and i’ve gotten so picky because i know what i like in weed, so much cheap weed is targeted towards ppl who are looking to get the highest for the cheapest so the most recent thing i bought was a $90 half ounce of flower and it’s of freaking good and actually doesn’t get me blasted out me mind
and i can’t settle for shake anymore but i used to smoke POWDERRRR
like $50 ounces of shake ground so fine it was literally powder but still included stems 💀
also so picky abt pens, will never hit distillate again, i luv rosin the most but also sauce like the brand cold fire extracts
and live resin tbh feels like distillate so i don’t
HEMP WICK SO REAL
this is a person that knows ball
i dont settle for shake but boveda pack rehydrated cheap weed can still go if it is well trimmed w/o stems
powder is crazy tho
thats fair
im a disty menace bc i love flavored stuff but do not like nic so is the closest i get
dying to try this
gonna feel warm asl
altho i prefer to use carts over dispos bc i do not like ewaste
at least it's rechargable
and i can refill it
we do!! and you are welcome to enjoy the vibes ofc even if you don't smoke 
nah im just playing, ive been around stoners my whole life
i would really wanna try bongs and smoking in general but it could give me a stroke (im gonna be taking hrt 😔)
fwiw I have multiple ftm bros who smoke, but if you're worried you could ask ur hrt prescribing doc to check for any cardiovascular risks ahead of time to be safe if you still want to
not medical advice just anecdotal 
although one did say when/if he overdoes it it feels like shit
godbless
oh jesus
live resin acquired... monday is gonna go crazy
going on a hike thru the forest while baked
w the orange leaves n shit its gonna be beautiful
stonrrr
oh yeahhhh
finally allowed to smoke again
just had a j of london jelly
my face feels tingly
and my heart is warm
and i feel like my first time watching my fav movie, fantastic mr fox
what a beautiful existence
and my hands feel cold but the kind of cold when you were out til it got like blueish dark out in the snow
it smells like
christmas
i could FUCK Up some carrot cake right neow
i love carrot cake
dude i pulled a ted nevison earlier this past weekend
took a 500mg edible and fucked myself up for 2 days 😭
no wayyyyy
the sun came out after cloud cover and everything
universe is kind while im traved off the super pack
hell yeah
bros life is sunshine and rainbows 🙌
i bought some yummy.

someone was trying to make edibles 
WHA and they said they baked for 175° for 20 minutes how tf does that happen
imbued w that demon pack
top 10 messages oat
real shit
candle lit
taco bell in front of me
jerma on
pen in hand
studying done
we are so up rn
omg.....
time to smoke my hash hole out my bedroom window like a #boss
this strain smells genuinely like strawberries and it throws me off every time i open one
omg i’ve never tried to afford a hash hole joint it looks fun
hash hole j in ny is like 11-20$
ive seen them on sale for like 8$ tho
not gonna be the smoothest smoke but itll get u faded LOL
ice cream cake is so good
one of the top 10 strains oat
every single time
OOPS sorry jus now seeing this! i order online ((:
like weedmaps where it’s a dispensary or like dope as yola where they do some kinda chemical workaround to sell flower online
everything420 or delta8resellers are the sites i use!
leafly and weedmaps my beloved
genuinely the WORST tasting edibles i’ve ever had in my entire life but i am infact about to take a whole one
i gagged so hard i started crying i hate these things
Smoking herbs is the same as smoking dope/ second hand smoking
I literally smoked and I got sick from 3 cigarettes from herbal the same week and then I quit
This was a year ago (2025)
And now I wanna get back into it but one cigarette for one week
I think I smoked too much the first time
these pics are more than a year old i should make him shmoke something again
technically #fan-art
Smoking on that good herb

rare honeyrose mention
Very much what I buy from Amazon 
those look like movie prop cigs
and they’re so cute
jk cigs aren’t cute
but these aren’t cigs and they are cute
finding a pack of cigs with only one missing was horrible for me because i was gonna smoke two and give the rest to a friend
key words “was gonna”
and now that i’m hanging out with my sister again that also happens to smoke cigs it’s just too easy 💀
it’s like once or twice a week that i smoke a cig and i don’t feel the negative emotional regulation change i normally feel when i buy vapes (haven’t in more than a year 💪) but obv cigs are bad
im from a family of smokers and i haven't had a cig ever
hella congrats ur strong and resilient for that and i hope ur proud of urself
i tried a couple cigs in japan
but having smoked weed prior to smoking cigs
it could not compare LOL, it did not rly do anything for me
i do however like the action of smoking above all
it's calming to me
so I just got a no nicotine vape
and ran tf thru it bc its so fun
Lucky my mom told me to stop smoking unfortunately today
Because I was doing it in the house
I smoked one cig outside tho
Ima miss it

rewarded myself for a productive day and excellent emotional control when i messed stuff up(being kind to myself) with a bowl
chillin crazy rn
my shipment gets here tomorrow i’m so hype to actually HAVE shit again
been living off two almost empty carts the last 4 days and it’s borderline torturous
haul 
bonkers
my mind is blown this is ridiculous
AAAND it has a certificate of analysis for testing it went through 🤯🤯😭😭
e420 is the shit
that shit’s still scary to me but honestly cool as hell and i’m so glad it’s putting weed into the hands of people who can’t buy it any safer way
even dispensaries scare me sometimes
i don’t think stiiizy should exist
but we ball
meowth’s wig
common tiger millionaire W
also this looks so awesome except i worry like. after like 2.5 it clogs and shoots hot disty into my throat
mostly a live resin thing but
same thing i said about the flying horse 9g cart
it is so awesome and such a good price
only downside is it may clog a lil more
holy shit loaded up
sick haul
the craziest thing i ever saw at a dispo
was a vape joint
the voint if you will
RIGHT I go out and smoke, then when I come back in, my dog is like extra close
dogs love weed smell
awesom!!!!
flower specifically
feels like
when i would fall asleep in the car on the way to school as a kid and id hear the radio (new york radio) saying "it is fri-hi-hi-hi-hiiiiiday" and the windows were frosty
its genuinely enchanting
it makes me love this world

I crashed out on Valentine’s Day now I need a cig but I quit smoking 
i hope you're alright :(
Im fine now since I talked to people. Thank u very much :)
smoked with friends outside while it was a bit chilly and that shit was lowkey.., fire..,.,,
im gonna miss it'
me earlier today when it was thunder storming and i was on my back porch smoking
it was so fun
happy late valentine’s day
cute
day 1 t break
using the vape empty makes me feel 70% as good as being high
interesting research going on
I wonder if you can get high off of matcha
I had a matcha like 5 minutes ago and it’s making me feel the same side effects of being high lowk
sounds a little strange but i wouldnt be suprised if it actually worked
there is a concept called being tea drunk
ohhh yess gonna see a movie with some friends and rolling a joint before hand 🙌
niceeeeee
making me and mother some infused arnold palmers soon 
literally
drinking an infused limeade rn, put it down to take a hit of my pen. why am i double injesting weed rn
modern science has bestowed this divine technology upon us
I just had vaped a bowl of space candy
and now working out
so getting way higher
I love you modern science
the second i have my new carts im taking a rip of both flavors AND taking an edible so i’m dead to the world
this was the best hitting limeade i’ve made yet! i am improving!!
me on an edible
the umbilical bowl
long ahh thumb
Ay bruh don't diss my thumb
Better grip
Wait I forgot to show also
1 mystery pipe so I had no clue what I was gonna get
luv those indent bubbles inside raaad
I like how it looks like the whole thing is in a bubble
just got back from picking up the keys to my new apartment! time to take the biggest rip ever! bc filling out legal documents is annoying
why he dong like that
chat does this guy get it or no
is that an actual bot or a person lole
cos in my head that looks like canadian slang with california but also british
this sounds like jerma doing a bit where he pretends to be a stoner
i dunno
complied hours of highcraft lowkey
also this is a real person
its just the youraislopboresme website thing lol
first rip of the day was so aggressive i genuinely gagged after i exhaled
i went to the dispensary today and they have a deal where each of ur first times visiting u get an additional 10% off until the fourth visit at 40%, today for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a half ounce of super skunk and a quarter of 15% cbd flower and a hash infused gmo preroll and a 1¢ birthday preroll
the preroll was decent i smoked it at the bottom of a hill i live by so it was beautiful with bugs and birds and grass
then i smoked my birthday blunt at my favorite park i grew up smoking at
and tonite i get to smoke my GMO PREROLL
this shlop is my leftovers from birthday dinner
Happy late birthday bro what the heck