#40 MINUTES FOR A HERO PARTY !!!! 40 MINUTES

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hybrid obsidian
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done

left lily
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Been doing that for 3 years

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Invalid argument

rustic canyon
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ayy 1k comments

inland harness
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so you decided to restrict more and more, and you're now surprised less and less people are able to join?

hybrid obsidian
left lily
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Thanks

hybrid obsidian
left lily
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ลปywiec Biaล‚y beer

hybrid obsidian
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go get up on reset and see what happens

unreal jackal
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You are the only one complaining in megas, yes

hybrid obsidian
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yes i will

shrewd jolt
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pls no ppl join if your gametime is under 5 years tyvm

wispy hazel
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i thought u needed 8 jordra chars to clear that content

hybrid obsidian
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cause nobody else does

inland harness
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you're the one complaining yeah

hybrid obsidian
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yea

unreal jackal
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Because they know what they're getting into

lucid turret
hybrid obsidian
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๐Ÿ˜‚

unreal jackal
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There is nothing to complain about here?

hybrid obsidian
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do you have any idea how many afk players i used to have in my circuits ?

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i do

wispy hazel
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@pastel vessel

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unreal jackal
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You're setting a requirement and it's nexons fault?

hybrid obsidian
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thats why i stopped doing them

hybrid obsidian
left lily
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My sanya is close to eisen yet I cant join mythic boat

wispy hazel
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we hit the 1k mark

left lily
hybrid obsidian
unreal jackal
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My letty can join eisen and I can't join his boats

shrewd jolt
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more posts than EU ppl

inner kernel
lucid turret
unreal jackal
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Make it make sense

shrewd jolt
left lily
rustic canyon
inner kernel
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if they don't put the effort then they get nothing

left lily
hybrid obsidian
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you know what

unreal jackal
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He's acting like he gets an afk every day man

hybrid obsidian
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i am actually amazed

wispy hazel
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soon we'll overtake vella thread

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hybrid obsidian
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discord chat is more alive than game

hybrid obsidian
shrewd jolt
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rip vella

left lily
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Buff Eira callHD

hybrid obsidian
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you know what i really admore all of you ๐Ÿ˜‚

shrewd jolt
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Eira 2nd wep when

lucid turret
hybrid obsidian
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so much participation here

shrewd jolt
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im sick of these bs revolvers

lucid turret
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give lynn dual teide

hybrid obsidian
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it makes me wonder

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if the developers will see that

left lily
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I love my revolvers

rustic canyon
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You call taking the piss out of you "participation"? Lmao dude

left lily
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Wdym

robust parrot
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so did you get a party yet

shrewd jolt
unreal jackal
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LMAO

empty needle
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i wish i was that clueless like mythicnoob is

left lily
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Reo asking real questions here

unreal jackal
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He should've opened this thread while he was waiting

left lily
lucid turret
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til now

hybrid elk
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unreal jackal
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It'd give more exposure to his circuit at least..

shrewd jolt
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i did 3 royals before 1 h+ has filled

left lily
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@celest surge get ur husband here

unreal jackal
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It's me the husband

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What

left lily
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Hi eulia

lucid turret
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I had finish all of my 4 characters raid and this thread is still up on it

unreal jackal
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Did you put 8200 add?

lucid turret
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8999

left lily
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Ez

unreal jackal
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That's the way

lucid turret
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i also set 186 cdmg

wispy hazel
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dont join my boats under 9225 add

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kraken 20k att hurk trans only no explo

empty needle
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anyone for quick nif run? 11750 alr or no join

left lily
hybrid obsidian
wispy hazel
left lily
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X1

unreal jackal
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11750 alr? You sure you wanna be done before reset?

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Put 13k to be safe

wispy hazel
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when nilf stat uncap

left lily
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Its gonna Take 2 hours to clear

wispy hazel
left lily
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Alt reqs ๐Ÿฅฑ

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Pump these numbers up

rustic canyon
left lily
queen pebble
left lily
hybrid elk
hybrid obsidian
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you knmow what

rustic canyon
hybrid obsidian
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i really wonder

left lily
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Not here shy

hybrid obsidian
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after the stat remake

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how circuits will go

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after that i might put 0 reqs

hybrid elk
rustic canyon
hybrid obsidian
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69.00 add

shrewd jolt
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deemers x1 ffa

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even for mythic

left lily
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This thread

queen pebble
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ffa = free for alr maxed ppl

wispy hazel
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this man's a saint

hybrid obsidian
left lily
wispy hazel
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just gonna leave this here, in case someone decides to maybe play with lower gear ppl

left lily
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Make Turkey great again

shrewd jolt
shrewd jolt
inner kernel
wispy hazel
inner kernel
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core boosted alts are meta rn

left lily
wispy hazel
hybrid elk
wispy hazel
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my bad

left lily
wispy hazel
shrewd jolt
wispy hazel
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๐Ÿฅฑ

left lily
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Set the bar high sis

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Slaaaay

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๐Ÿ’…

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๐ŸŒ 

hybrid obsidian
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they afraid market will fall ?! haha

shrewd jolt
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they havent thought of it

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they aren't exactly intelligent

left lily
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Man I love internet

shrewd jolt
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5min demeers and nobody joins

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and im in top 200

left lily
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Not enough

wispy hazel
left lily
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Sowwy

shrewd jolt
wispy hazel
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glad all 17 of us are here though

shrewd jolt
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why are we making seperate circ? lets just do one at a time

rotund path
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arent you the guy that joins other peoples boats with essentially free gear and yaps the whole train?

inner kernel
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rme/royal can also be decent gold, royal felt to me that it had some boosted rated, compared to the nerfed rates from normal raids, but it's ur choice if u like farming that type of dry content

hybrid obsidian
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where you see the free gear

rotund path
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people dont join your boats because you are in them not for any other reason

hybrid obsidian
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that perspective is toxic and its only yours

celest surge
left lily
hybrid obsidian
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next summer

celest surge
hybrid obsidian
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prepare

celest surge
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cus benchwife is there

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for me

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uwu

left lily
inner kernel
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i had my fill with that type of mindless content, people were so hyped about hero rme, but in the end, it didnt change much except for the rewards

hybrid obsidian
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ill drag you to watch system of down

celest surge
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mythic read the room, ur not invovled

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this is hexell to me, me to hexell

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keep ur snout out

shrewd jolt
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this thread is labeled FFA

left lily
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Im afraid of women

wispy hazel
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big mistake

left lily
left lily
empty needle
celest surge
celest surge
shrewd jolt
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arena back when

left lily
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What?

celest surge
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u and man can go pub, me and wife go shopping

left lily
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Quake 3 arena?

wispy hazel
shrewd jolt
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top pro pvp content

left lily
hybrid elk
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!

celest surge
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gl with sick

left lily
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Same

celest surge
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u can keep him overnight

shrewd jolt
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nobody joining circ #dedgame

left lily
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You and my gf going shopping?

hybrid elk
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They're going to lip-sycn

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what

left lily
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What

wispy hazel
hybrid elk
hybrid obsidian
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tf

left lily
hybrid obsidian
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don you know system of the down coming to poland ?! sus

left lily
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I didnt

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What city

hybrid obsidian
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shame on you

wispy hazel
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Something new here or still same shit

rotund path
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its not toxic its an observation, your takes and your double standards are insane PB_lmao

shrewd jolt
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ah poland

hybrid obsidian
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also waiting for metalica as well

shrewd jolt
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you easter europe

wispy hazel
left lily
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Too long for me to Warsaw

hybrid obsidian
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sad

left lily
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Sorry im faken

hybrid obsidian
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come

left lily
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Taken

hybrid obsidian
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sad pain

celest surge
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with benches wife

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u bench eulia go drink

wispy hazel
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Any need hero in 1hr? uwu

wispy hazel
wispy hazel
meager current
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B> consume

left lily
shrewd jolt
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how much req do i need to put on redeemers ffa?

hybrid obsidian
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10 euro

shrewd jolt
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thats too little

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its downrigh basic

wispy hazel
left lily
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9225 add

wispy hazel
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9045 or i can't join

hybrid obsidian
wispy hazel
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Sshh, Kais can't talk here

shrewd jolt
wispy hazel
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sorry mommy

shrewd jolt
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kai isnt a real class anyway

wispy hazel
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true

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i just press buttons

left lily
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Mommy?

wispy hazel
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rebound shift to merc pot

hybrid spear
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wtf 2 Nightmares

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stop multiplying this isnโ€™t the place

wispy hazel
hybrid elk
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one is a nightmare, the other one is the nightmare

left lily
meager current
shrewd jolt
wispy hazel
shrewd jolt
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yes i watched breaking bad recently

hybrid obsidian
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super serial since episode 1

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right ?

shrewd jolt
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oh yay neew deemer boat opened

left lily
meager current
left lily
hybrid obsidian
left lily
fallow minnow
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What the... over 1000 comments?

hybrid obsidian
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we are solving anger managment

wispy hazel
meager current
round trail
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So that is what she meant with 35 min hero run

empty needle
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I hope big dev reads all of it

wispy hazel
fallow minnow
empty needle
wispy hazel
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yall better yap on test server feedback if u want anything to reach him

hybrid spear
wispy hazel
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surprised theres 24 of us but I guess NA chipped in

left lily
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25*

wispy hazel
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bring back 24men royal

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include the lvl20s too

left lily
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Cant gather 24 MEN in one place

wispy hazel
left lily
wispy hazel
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I'm a kai and kais aren't people

left lily
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Good

meager current
left lily
tawny anchor
left lily
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oh man

wide agate
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alright I gotta ask, how are there 1300 comments in here lmao

white pagoda
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Brain damage

undone nebula
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bro you have no life your on this discord all the fing time get a life and move on

livid karma
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yo yo yo already 1300+ chats here

vagrant cape
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the only thing we needed to bring people together

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a clown trying to sound smart

cerulean helm
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...1300? in 12 hours?

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well that was certainly a read

livid karma
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๐Ÿ“ˆ

solemn radish
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EU server

fallow minnow
hybrid obsidian
hybrid obsidian
wispy hazel
white pagoda
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He has to

wispy hazel
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Not even I read it all

livid karma
wispy hazel
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Lmao synced

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Our one braincell coupled for a moment

livid karma
wispy hazel
sly flint
sleek crypt
hybrid obsidian
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๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿซถ

hard swan
cerulean helm
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i can skim through and make sure there is nothing problematic without actually proper reading it all

wispy hazel
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Drop it into ai

cerulean helm
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faster to do it myself

sly raven
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absurd Ardri reqs in the past but now lack of materials is a issue hmhmm

hybrid obsidian
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when they removed the free ardri essences

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ardri died instantly

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for me at least

jagged knot
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where your premade friends at ? xD

empty needle
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gone

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no one likes him

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like ctrl

livid karma
hybrid obsidian
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thats why i will keep observing

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๐Ÿซถ

wispy hazel
hybrid spear
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round 2

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fight

shrewd jolt
wispy hazel
hybrid spear
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lmao

shrewd jolt
tawny anchor
# wispy hazel

Needing that shit for fucking kraken was so toxic for the game

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Holy shit

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Lanns with BiS lvl 70 gear struggled to reach 15k attack let alone 16k

hard swan
hybrid spear
white pagoda
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It wasn't a lot but it required active work to achieve

wispy hazel
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we used to have no speed brother

white pagoda
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40+ was whale territory

wispy hazel
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and u either went low def STR build

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or u went heavy armor no stamina

white pagoda
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You basically had 2x wb, 3x significant, and then whatever speed you got from weapon enhancement, and if you could afford it, like adamant valor or something similar on your weapon

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Basically nobody had the balance to spare for fast ES

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Also no necklace slot, and infusions were a joke, 1 in 300 chances for speed crit and bal

wispy hazel
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also if u broke ur weapon it went poof forever

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good luck reaching even +12 like that

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no access to enhancement runes either

white pagoda
wispy hazel
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but that was still preferable

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to trying to +16 astera

white pagoda
wispy hazel
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well yeah

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back then u couldnt gatcha

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imagine directly buying outfits...

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for what 40 eur?

white pagoda
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If you were a casher, +11 was realistically pretty easy

hybrid obsidian
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"forgotten memories"

wispy hazel
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give vampire slayer you fucking bastards

white pagoda
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28 USD on NA for a special set

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19 for not special

hybrid spear
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so the requirements from the video make even less sense than 7600 add then

white pagoda
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Yes, on kraken you did competent damage at like 14k attack on tentacles

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You only needed more if you were on head since head has like 12k def or something

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But tentacles only had like 6k def

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Shippuu can probably correct me

tawny anchor
hybrid spear
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wonder how long those boats take to fill up

white pagoda
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16k boats filled pretty fast on NA

hybrid spear
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oh

white pagoda
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18k were usually slow

tawny anchor
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Some classes could reach 16k easier than others

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Hurks and hammer fionas
Kais who put explosive on their weapons

white pagoda
tawny anchor
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But if you were a f2p lann, you were fked

wispy hazel
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nobody took ppl with explosive

tawny anchor
white pagoda
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I saw it

tawny anchor
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Or i never stuck around long enough

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It was so much more toxic back then

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The stat reqs

white pagoda
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Otoh hitting them was far more straightforward, albeit expensive

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The second you got a clean level 80 weapon you were pretty much done

shrewd jolt
tawny anchor
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+10 R9/R9 LVL 70 weapons weren't good enough to get into boats

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Lame

white pagoda
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Just had to +10 it and have not-terrible everything else and you could clear 16k pretty easily

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18k boats only became kinda common near the end when you could get level 80 gear from the SoB shop anyway

empty needle
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20k att boats or kick

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good times

wispy hazel
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hurk only, must trans

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once was missing little of att for 20k and stil got kicked lmao

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on kraken or tf it was

hybrid obsidian
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good memories

empty needle
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20k even for laki runner

sleek crypt
left lily
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dead game

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boat filled in 4 mins

wispy hazel
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Mine took 5 :(

left lily
wispy hazel
left lily
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:c

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no ranged/only hold classes/no orna gear

wispy hazel
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16k+ att, 18k+ lynn

hard swan
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lol mico still playing

sleek crypt
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So this is the new general chat now?

oblique crescent
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This chat is so entertaining to read

wispy hazel
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filled pt in 1-2mins Toko_Sleep

wispy hazel
celest surge
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game cant be that dead!

lucid turret
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this is now officially EU General pls change the topic name

left lily
celest surge
empty needle
left lily
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I was waiting 40 mins

hard swan
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Always same faces around, only a handful of people still playing

wispy hazel
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Happens when people statgate new people into leaving

inner kernel
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new ppl should do all redeemers/ein lacher stats/ farm core boosted ardri at least, get geared for core boosted orna etc

vagrant cape
shrewd jolt
cerulean helm
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i am routinely statgated on my main for 120 circuits

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they ask for 7800 AD and i have 7770

inner kernel
inner kernel
cerulean helm
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yeah

inner kernel
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u can host ur own or even do core boosted solos now

cerulean helm
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i dont have issue doing 120 circuits

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but my main being statgated regularly is also definitely a thing

celest surge
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hes crying cus of 40 min wait times but hes waiting so long cus he puts the req above even lucian qb stats lmfao

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i filled 3 circs back to back today not a problem must be a him issue tongue_sock

wispy hazel
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i filled pt fast aswell today

hybrid obsidian
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because of EVENT!!!

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i guess its difficult to understand that for most of ppl\

vagrant cape
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sure bud, whatever coping you need to sleep at night

hybrid obsidian
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clowns

celest surge
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i never have issues

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and i raid sometimes at like 10pm uk

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which is like midnight for some other eu people

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its literally a you issue

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even here, you act like a pretentious prick and still think you're not the problem

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expected to get hard carried > blames the fact i whale so u feel i should be doing that

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and u also complained people dont help new people, while you're actively strongly gating so many people from even joining you

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f2p ego elitist complex goes fucking wild

pastel vessel
lucid turret
cerulean helm
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trending into offensive language

celest surge
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calling someone pretentious and foolish isnt offensive

hybrid obsidian
celest surge
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you brought that shit on yourself

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was only a few days ago u said u didnt care to wait

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then ur here complaining

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while over statgating

sly raven
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Maybe because many of us who clicked that reaction have seen your circuits for months

hybrid obsidian
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i am so sorry server

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you all here fail to understand

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that for months i play with last batle requirements

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im sorry

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you all here fail to understand that thegame goes active only when there are events reset

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im sorry you dont understand that i have no need of a team on my state as a player,

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im sorry you all fail to understand that the game state need premades nowdays in order to find people to play

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im sorry you dont understand

cerulean helm
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not sure if baiting

hybrid obsidian
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that whaling even a tiny bit is a massive progress, helper

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and im sorry you cant understand that a free to play player has invested a lot of hours

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which means that he maybe sometimes want fast circuits

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i really feel pitty for the most here

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im off now

celest surge
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whaling doesnt mean they dont put in hours lol

celest surge
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which is why this exists

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tawny anchor
cerulean helm
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im working toward 7777

empty needle
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Bro leeches for months as shitter

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Bro becomes the carry

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Bro refuses to carry other shitters

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Bro cries no one plays with him

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What a sad cycle!!!!!

empty needle
hybrid obsidian
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im not the one that spits poison on a real fact post and on an other player haha best

hybrid obsidian
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but leaving these on air

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funny

cerulean helm
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i might be momentarily blanking

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what have i deleted here

hybrid obsidian
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fair enough

empty needle
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nothing i said is not true

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you were leeching for months and now youre crying that no one joins your pts when you put reqs above newest raid

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๐Ÿ™‚

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drop the reqs and it will fill fast

hybrid obsidian
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what syour game name remind me ?

empty needle
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mythicnoob

hybrid obsidian
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apparently hiding name cause skill gap will prove you wrong haha

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reduce your calorie intake, it cause vital issues

empty needle
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i aint hiding my name

hybrid obsidian
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bye now yes

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you proved my point very easy

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cy

empty needle
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try making a loser party with ctrl

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2 of u alrdy take size of 4

celest surge
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and u unironically advise people to use cat on every character

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not very skill of u..

hybrid obsidian
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i can solo everything no need assistance ๐Ÿ˜—

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cat statue will be for ever a started good artifact

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with some char exceptions

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i dont need to explain

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people like me who played all classes on every possible way, know a lot more

oblique crescent
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Why still spamming question that you take hours for boat to filled up if you can solo

hybrid obsidian
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vindictus = multiplayer role play game yes

celest surge
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womp womp or whatever

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cat statue is not BiS for 90% of characters btw

oblique crescent
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Maybe should ask yourself why people donโ€™t join your boat other than stat rq?

celest surge
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but u seem to push a narrative that it is now just cus u say so

celest surge
empty needle
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cus no one likes him ๐Ÿ™‚

hybrid obsidian
oblique crescent
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Donโ€™t forget the fact that when you point your index finger to blame people there are 3 fingers that point back to you

celest surge
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he unironically told ppl i hated him and spoke bad of me because i kicked his bare boned alt and how i refuse to help people.. i dont mind alts but shit u not pulling 3% in that party

oblique crescent
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Itโ€™s time to look inward and reflect on things and ask questions to yourself where are these problems come from when other people donโ€™t have any issues

hybrid obsidian
hybrid obsidian
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damm so many clowns here

celest surge
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my bad vital organ activity... pls be more specific

hybrid obsidian
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no questin why game is bad

hybrid obsidian
oblique crescent
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All those stating your mental health go see psychiatrist

tawny anchor
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Damn the temps going up

celest surge
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well theres only 5 classed as vital

hybrid obsidian
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off now i have work ot do

celest surge
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so it cant be that big a list pookie

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work to do yet ur jobless pop off king

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go crazy !

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the ego u hold urself to is diabolical

oblique crescent
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If this game brings you more stress it might be a lot smarter to quitโ€ฆ

celest surge
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๐Ÿ’”

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is an asshole to people and ignorant as fuck but its the games fault

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oh no

oblique crescent
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You canโ€™t navigate the problem where itโ€™s really obvious and people even gave you an idea but bro not listening pat

celest surge
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GlorpHandshake nutshelled

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why fix a problem when u can complain and blame the game instead !

hybrid obsidian
celest surge
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nothing in that is offensive btw

hybrid obsidian
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you all have proved my point a lot of times haha

hybrid obsidian
celest surge
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i mean you are the problem, you just refuse to see it lol

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ok?

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shut the fuck up

cerulean helm
celest surge
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oh no dear is pulling u up on the facts that ur rude and arrogant to people and u got told to shut the fuck up for once in ur life

tawny anchor
celest surge
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respectfully, what does that have to do with the topic?

oblique crescent
cerulean helm
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im fine for this to continue if its a rational/peaceful talk, but if its going to be just personal arguments

celest surge
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and why should he cry over being told to shut the fuck up after making such comments

cerulean helm
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i will lock the thread

tawny anchor
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Don't lock it ๐Ÿ”ฅ

celest surge
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me telling someone to shut the fuck up is one of the most tame things to be said in here honestly

cerulean helm
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thats not where my concern is

celest surge
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wasnt your concern when people bring irl things into it either

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but he wants to play cry wolf

hybrid obsidian
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" real life issues"

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cerulean helm
celest surge
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the real life thing was u bringing my financials into it

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sadly you're just too lacking in the information you think you have

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but thats beside the point of it has nothing to do with me being in a spot to feel like ur entitled to me carrying u

tawny anchor
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The real problem with deers spending is that its not on NA Deadge

hybrid obsidian
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ye probably whaled more till back then

celest surge
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how much i whale is nothing to do with u

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and even then, the number u had is way off lol

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it shows u talk out ur ass without knowing absolutely anything

wispy hazel
hybrid elk
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personally i hate whales, 1stly they're huge, they smell and lastly their noise, they sound regarded

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they legit sound like rusty trumpets

hybrid obsidian
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as an end, game population will be always an issue, making hard to find parties or even fill them, the end

celest surge
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sure if ur statgating way over the recent qb

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cant cry about reqs then

tawny anchor
hybrid elk
hybrid obsidian
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@cerulean helm plz lock the post i dont like agro and miss information

inland harness
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if you lock it can we make a hall of fame for threads is it possible

sly raven
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Your complaint about the time is more misinformation than anything posted since kekkies

cerulean helm
hybrid elk
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truth = agro and misinformation

sleek crypt
hybrid elk
oblique crescent
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Sometimes truth hurts some people who not mature enough to think thing logically

lucid turret
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aw my popcorn is stiill half a bucket full

sleek crypt
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honestly thinking you re not a bad guy mystic but your view on things is often somewhat crooked ๐Ÿ˜„

wispy hazel
tawny anchor
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7600 AD requirements means that your mid-game eisen players cant join Call

celest surge
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obnoxious and entitled isnt a good look on anyone

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even worse when u get proved wrong and u become self absorbed and ignorant

tawny anchor
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Just wait til the new thread i got waiting for allanon

sleek crypt
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toksick deer

celest surge
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isnt toxic

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just an observation

sleek crypt
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tried to say the same in a polite way duh

celest surge
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i dont have the patience to sugar coat something to someone who will still see what they want to see anyways

sleek crypt
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how deer you to be like that

lucid turret
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how deer u questioning her

sleek crypt
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shhh horse of link, take a carrot

hybrid elk
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Oh, deer. Everyone thinks theyโ€™re these majestic, forest Disney princess animals, but letโ€™s be honest: theyโ€™re just overgrown woodland rats with better PR.

First of all, they treat roads like their personal suicide tracks. You could be driving safely, minding your own business, and BAM โ€” a deer decides that now is the perfect time to sprint across the asphalt like itโ€™s in the Olympics. They donโ€™t even look. Squirrels at least hesitate. Deer? Nah, theyโ€™re just like, โ€œI choose death!โ€

And donโ€™t get me started on gardeners. Deer see your carefully grown flowers and veggies like itโ€™s a free salad buffet. Spend months growing tulips for your mom? Gone overnight. Tomatoes finally ripening? Guess what โ€” Bambiโ€™s entire extended family just destroyed them.

Oh, and ticks. Deer are basically Uber drivers for ticks. Every time they wander into your yard, theyโ€™re dropping off a fresh shipment of Lyme disease. Thanks, guys. Real helpful.

Then thereโ€™s the noise. Ever hear a deer snort or scream in the woods at night? Itโ€™s horrifying. Like some demon got lost on its way to a horror movie.

And donโ€™t be fooled by the big eyes and dainty legs โ€” those things are aggressive. Theyโ€™ll stomp your dog, theyโ€™ll ram into you if you get too close, and bucks literally have weapons glued to their heads.

Basically, deer are entitled woodland jerks. Too dumb to avoid cars, too hungry to leave gardens alone, and too smug to care. The only reason people tolerate them is because cartoons made them look cute.

sleek crypt
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dear deer, you in my headlights is what i fear

lucid turret
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how could u fit deer in headlights

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how big is it

sleek crypt
hybrid elk
sleek crypt
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starts a thread about game population.
started a thread with 1600 replies

hybrid obsidian
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as an end, game population in EU will be always an issue, making hard to find parties or even fill them, the end

hybrid elk
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sleek crypt
lucid turret
sleek crypt
tawny anchor
hybrid obsidian
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as an end, game population in EU will be always an issue, making hard to find parties or even fill them, the end.

sleek crypt
wispy hazel
sleek crypt
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as an end, game population in EU will be always an issue, making hard to find parties or even fill them, the end.

rustic canyon
wispy hazel
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get some help :c

hybrid elk
celest surge
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๐Ÿ˜‹

sleek crypt
rustic canyon
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like mate, why is nobody else complaining so much about that, yet you're here making this thread, then go and dismiss what others say as opinions and stand by your words as if they're god-given facts.
Actual clown