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Qt
2000 cc hi hai bas 
2 month se salary nhi ai
Apna source dedo
milti toh hai ๐ 2 month se ni mili notice period mai
Free mein kaam kar rahe 
sb accounts khali ho gye
Hote hai times bhai
FnF k time milega na cheque?
Bha school kai liye kal 6 baje Uthna hai
Notice period k baad jab fnf hoga to dete hai na salary remaining
Ye kon?
Kon banda? Jattu?
Apni baat krra hoon

Sahi Jawaharlal

Jawab*
Aatamnirbhar Jattu Bhai
ha ๐๐ usi ka wait hai

Autoincorrect ho gaya
Keyboard ko Alag hi pyaar hai Jawaharlal sai
Hai kon wo jawaharlal :)
Khudko daanto and ismtemal kro
Nehru ji ki baat krra hoon
Haan fir thik hai I thought denge hi nhi salary ๐ tumhare cafeteria ka bill bhar denge office wale salary se hi
Iska Alag hi Dimag chlra hai, dekhre hoon @exotic linden
10 secs lag gaye padhne mein 
hahaha cafeteria kha gye 2 saal se wfh chl rha tha

ab going back parso
Kidney mai heart attack Lmao
OH :)
@misty birch Bechare ko dard hai Bhai jeevan me bhot. Samjho ๐
Lungs mein brain tumor
Yaar itna bhi kya dard degayi wo

Wfh se bore nhi hue abhi tak?
Wfh?
Ghar pe padhai to hoti nhi, idk kaam kyse hota hoga
Kermit wot
Work from home
bhaut phele hi bore ho gya tha ๐๐ tbhi goa ghum kr aya tha
work from home
Oh
Processor slow hojata hai
Turu
Raat ko
Nhi wfh means want fun in hell 
Kabhi kabhi
ghr pr bs khana acha milta hai
I mean wo toh already hora hai
Jeeke bhi
Waaaaaaahhhh!!! Bs ye sunna tha
ye sunana tha ๐
Fun to hai at least. Look at the bright side 
When did I say ni hai lmao
maut ko toh yuhi badnaam karte hai log
takleef toh zindagi deti hai

Gaalti ho gayi... Moofi Bhai ๐
itni jldi @misty birch
Meri English
hnji sojaiye rest is necessary
Bs Bhai ab ro denge log 
Jattu isse phele tera autocorrect kuch ka kuch kar de... Bhai sojaa @misty birch
Takleef 
:z_Juice:
Sahi Mai
Good night guys
gn tc
Imma sleep now
gn jattu bhai
@sterile depot
Night Jattu tc ๐๐ป good luck ๐ค@misty birch
Night take care @misty birch
@tardy socket ๐
Vc aajaye crow yaad aati hai aapki
jumbo use ni kia maine aj
Goodnight sabko โค๏ธ
Aapko toh meri aati ni
gn tc
!jumbo 

Ye abhi bhi soyega nhi... Half an hour baad ayega and bolega neend nhi aa rahi
@misty birch night take care

krna zaruri nhi hota 
jaruri hai @tardy socket
Wo already prank krdiya tha loogon kai saath insta pai

Bhai kal pakka baat krenge evening me

toh bnd krle @misty birch aankhein
Kyu dukhi kar rahe
@misty birch
So jaao Bhai rest do brain ko
๐ง
Usne kam kiya tha ๐
Ishh
Mein unka hi bol raha
Unbelievable.... Ye to miracle hai
Kuch nahi
3 shaddi and 1 roka attend kia so time ni mila khane ka

Maggie k liye time nhi
raat ko ghr pr ni hota tha na
Ye first time suna Nammu k side se
Naman bhaiya ne maggi ko chor diya 
Bechara ab timepass k liye reels dekh raha nowadays
ish
Dukh hua jaan k Nammu
Thumke dekh raha Nammu 
ab friday se band bjegaa
na na, bs khana nd ghumne ka
Kaam nhi tha to yaha aa jaate. Me kaam de deti tumko
bhot sara kaam
๐
๐
gg
new company mai kaam km hua toh aata hu, lets see wha ke kya haal hai
Ghar k windows ๐ช saaf karva leti Naman se
mai WiFi technology se kr deta
Server ka kaam thodi bola mene ๐ galat samjh gaya Nammu
๐
Wifi se windows saaf? Invention?
yes, future invention
phr pratham se roj window saaf
๐ฅฒ yrr kitne din hogye mai kisike shadi pe nhi gya tha
Just on the verge tha sone ka
Haha
High five ๐
yup meerut mai hi, 2 cousin 1 best friend
Phir jiski pant Utari thi Uska call aagya @exotic linden

Ho gaya na prakat ๐
meri mai aa jana 2-3 saal baad
Itne din ho gaye kisi ki shaadi nahi dekhi
invitation bhejna pakka aaunga
๐ค
iss time uss bachhe ne call kyu kiya Bhai. Thik to hai na vo
hrkate achi nhi lg rhi jattu Bhai
Sahi hai yr
2 bj rhe hai raat ke
1:40
wohi
ab 28 nov and 2 dec ki hai

Itna time hum kyu wait kare? Kal hi karo tum
Kisi ki barbadi nhi dekhte 
:)
Abhi apni photo do
ghr walo ki chle toh isi saal krde wo ๐
Basu banao Nammu ki profile on Matrimonial site
๐
@torn pinephotu do
hahaha
abhi bnata

Aryee aunty ko pucho she'll say abhi k abhi kar le ๐
Aree mane btaya ni tha kisi ko ki Mai Delhi mai hoon and then ek kisi sai mil liya and uski story dekh kai wo call krra hai ki btaya ni nalle ki Delhi aagya
๐คฃ
Tbh mere ko kal se wp pe msg aaya hua hai ek friend ka (I didn't respond) same BT and the weird thing is ye log ladne ayse aa jaate jese daily milte ho and humne all of a sudden milna chhor diya
I mean why?
Just why?
halke hath se flex ft jattu sir
;-;
Wahi toh
Mai Sora tha mast Maula nu toh
Koi sense hi nhi hai baat ka
sense wo kya hota hai
Bhawnao ko samjho Bhai ๐ iOS pe mat jaao
Sahi baat ๐ช๐ป
dimag sidha waha jata kya kru
Aree yaar is tooote dil aashiq ko nayi dilao
Ye Pratham ko dekho

Bhai bahut dukh hai ๐
;-; zindagi hai yaar ek jaayegi dusri aayegi lekin jisko rhena hai Woh reh jaayegi aur dusre jaane wale bhi lesson deke chale jaayege
Factory ๐ญ
;-; ispe hai na
wo to h hi
Ye Jattu ka personal experience bol raha hai
I know
Aapne kitni baar mein ye sikha ??
@misty birch Mina pe hai vo to
Aise questions Shobha ni deta
Wahi toh lucky he is
Basu tum profile bana do Naman ki usse payment me iOS mang lena
done deal @torn pine
@misty birch kya lucky? Bai ka number dega bs vo ๐
ios hi dunga baad mai condition change nhi honi chaiye
Ye iPhone 1 dega
Aap toh bhen hoon aapko ni pata hoga toh kisko pata hoga
Aahir
ye hui na baat
thb
Big brain ๐ง
Hii
na na mai ios ki file tk de dunga
@dull pythonhey
Zindagi Mai bas 2 bhen bnayi hai
ye baat bhi sahi hai

ek aur condition h - it must be in iphone above 10
Hum bhai nahi hai kya? ๐ฅฒ
@tardy socket phele hi bola no more conditions
Bhai ko btana ni pdhta wo khudh smjh jaate hai Uk
Okay and baaki sab? ๐
Dost
Nvm
girl friend
IDK 
Mere bhi bhot female friends hai
Sotela kar diya
teri hi baat kr rha hu ๐
Nothing new there is

Good night bhai
Nammu knows
Jattu dhayan mat de Bhai... They all are Jealous ๐คฃ
Naman bhaiya ๐
Sab se zada to ye Pratham ๐
Jealous agar bhai sai hoge toh kya hi khaaq bhai hoon
Mujhe kyu hoga?
@misty birch sahi me, bekaar hai ye Nammu
bhai se nhi, bhai ki dosto se ๐

Aveyii bs jallo thoda sa Bhai ๐
april mai milta hu @misty birch
April me hai board?
koi na @misty birch seh lio thoda
Praying to god that one day you will be mine for once and foreverโฆโฆ
Delhi ne to next week se hai na start
Bhai se
@leaden delta Sotela wala
๐ praying to god for that one
Jattu bhawuk ho gaya??
Gaana hi aise hai
senty
Ye Naman ki galti hai sab
Dandelions
Shaadi ka topic
@tardy socket Night tc ๐๐ป
Time pura ho gaya hai Naman ka
Ab der kis baat ki hai
:)))

@misty birch sahi likha tha ๐
Acha likhe the
Hasne khelne k din pure ho gaye Naman k
Ye baat aunty ko bolna ๐
Jinko padhna tha unhone padh liya
Maar with safai bartan pocha sab included
ye hi bolta hu
Savage sa reply aata hai yaa nhi
Family man part 3
Aunty bolti to hongi
Yahan meri dadi bolti hai
@leaden delta part 10 tak book hoga Nammu
ha 26 saal ka bacha
Aree araam sai kro shaadi yaar Mai khud 28 ka socha hai
10??
Dadi ko bolna abhi count kar raha
๐ค

;-; choose krra
Bhai usko mere tattoo sai pata laggya ki mera hand tha
Aur add karna tha kya?
Having a tattoo is tough
Ek hi baat hai ๐
;-; log recognise krlete
mein toh 1 hi soch raha tha
@leaden delta Nammu can endure ๐

Seh lega vo
I am in a field of dandelions
Itna notice kyse kar lete Bhai

Notice toh
Aree meri dost nai subway cookies khaaate hue
Daali thi
School mein likhta tha
Like hold krte hue
๐ฅฒ
Tabhi Abhi Yahan hai
Pratham hmara
warna chatting toh phir hmare saath Kahan hi krta
๐โ๏ธ
Bade wali cookie ๐ช
bhook mt lgwao
Bhai wo meri favourite hai
Like
Moofi Bhai... Moofi ๐
Best hai Woh
Haan meet up pe bataya tha
Itna Dhyan dete hoon kya vai
Kab nhi lagti tumko bhuk ye batao
jb mai so rha hota hu
Idk bs yaad reh gaya ๐
@misty birch gn 3rd
@misty birch night take care
Agle jaman mohe Panda hi kijo
Isse soumya bhaiya yaad aa gaye
@misty birch Night tc ๐๐ป Jattu
Wo bhi ye karte the
@exotic linden hahaha
Hi* kijo
100mya bhi gayab hai aaj
Tag kiya tha unko
@torn pine sahi me Panda banoge?
my both
Bs Bamboo ๐ khaao and sote raho
ha kash na kaam ki tension na kch
@leaden delta tumko kya banna hai
Animal mein?
๐ฆ
But puri life bs Bamboo khaa kar bore nhi ho jaoge Naman
Maggie bhi nhi bana paoge fir to
maggi bnwa lunga kisi se
@leaden delta kisi me bhi animal, bird, Pokemon, etc
Doraemon bhi chlega meko
nammu panda
Nayi prajaati hogi
Superpower bhi pick kar lo koi
Bhot seh liya bs ab aur nhi ๐
Nammu ne hippo nhi pick kiya ๐
Bolne ko milta hai
Haan
@leaden delta ye bhi thik hai ๐ญ
Wah
bolte toh sb hai bs insanno ko smjh ni aata
Point valid hai Naman ka ye
๐โโ๏ธ
Haan
Animal language
hme wo ni smjhte hm unko
@torn pine Maggie kab khila rhe
Aate hi Maggie
@red crown nhi khilaunga tujhe tu bewafa hai
@exotic linden Namaste Di ๐
Kaam karvana chate sab Nammu se bs ๐
๐ .
Kaash aysa hota hum sab animals se baat kar paate

Like a superpower
Lmao yeh kab hogaya
IQ test k baad Maggie ki baat karna ๐
@leaden delta pta chla wo bs hme gaali dete
Galat kaam karte hai jo unko milti hi hai
kitna sahi hota na fir
@leaden delta sb krte hai ๐
Sid this is a dream
Jo animal cruelty karte hai
Idhar koi nhi hai
we all are auto reply bots
Haan
hahaha
100mya sahi me IQ test dene gaya kya?
aj se
Maggie k liye kuch bhi
yes
Itni dedication kahi aur dikhai hoti to 100mya aaj NASA me hota
ha atleast cleaner ki job toh mil jati
ha whi expert log
At least he can flex then k NASA me job lagi hai
ha kaun puchega kya job hai ๐
And idhar Nammu ko mutated Panda banna hai bade ho kar ๐
Baat to thik hai ye
aur kya kch toh alg kre
Sahi hai, no slavery for the Panda
no to being human
Nammu panda moh maya se dur hoga
moh maya se toh ab bhi dur hu
Pandi k liye nhi ye I know ๐
๐๐ ye bhi hai
Let's see kab tak 
Moh ka toh pata nahi
abhi toh ghumna hai bs
But...
maya pratham ki hai
aare 2-2
Galat baat hai ye Bhai
๐ฅฒ
illegal
๐ฅฒ๐
Haan bohot buri hai Didi
๐ casino jo grind karte they know it
kal hi Naman bhaiya ki pahuch bohot upar tak h waha p free me entry karwa rhe meri woh ๐
yes yes pocha lgane wale ki job
100k ke baar mein gayab 
@red crown Naman is baniya and he'll not do anything for free of charge Bhai. Right? @torn pine
๐ฏ right
Pocha marte hue cool lagenge
nasa employee doing pocha
Everything comes with a price... Ye baat Nammu ne dil pe le li personally
Unko meni Maggie ki kasam di thi
huh
@red crown Maggie se temporary break up chal raha uska abhi
@exotic linden
acha
yup
ab permanent wala hoga 
Maggie k liye time nhi aysa bola Naman... Can you believe it? @red crown
Woah ๐ฒ
nhi tha bola ab hai
Kahi ye koi aur insan Naman ki id use to nhi kar raha
Naman bhaiya Maggie ko chorke kisko pakad liye ab ๐ ๐
pizza ko
Where is the real Naman... Maggie wala Naman
Dhokebaaz ๐

woh wale Naman bhaiya jo Maggie ka naam sunke utavle ho jate the unko farak bhi nai padhta tha chocolate wali ho ya candy wali maggie ๐ ๐
oye nhi bs plain maggi
Unbelievable sa sound kar raha hai na ye
Ha na Di ๐ฅฒ
wo hi hu, real bhi hu
Koi na Naman tum panda ban k khush rehna
ha bhaut khush
Vese bhi badaloge hi tum
nah
yes, hota rehna chaiye evolution

@torn pine Right ๐
aur dinner done ?
It's a dream, nothing is real @hot spindle
@hot spindle so jao bro, hm toh bots hai
What ? ๐ฒ
@torn pine Nani k ghar se prashad aaya tha Shivratri thi na vohi khaya tha
nice nice
No ....Today I have took Study Nightout ...so will not sleep 
GC pe koi nhi hai. Tum sapna dekh rahe iss samay
๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Sapne me studies
Ybth
toh pdho @hot spindle
10 mins break liyaaa ...๐
ha benefits of being panda
@hot spindle well, 3rd evolution k liye register kar lo
@hot spindle ^ process
๐ ..where to register ?๐๐
!register ๐ผ
registered unsuccessful
Usko bhi bade ho k Panda banna hai so that office k kaam se free ho kar bs Bamboo khaye and sota rahe vo
I know tum paisa mangega na ๐
Baniyagiri nhi jayegi na Panda banne k baad bhi Naman ๐คฃ
Wahi dekhrha hu
conditions for being a panda
- 1 T6v1
- you should have a job of which yoh are bored
- 1L rupees
panda bhi toh baniya hoga na
@red crown bhak
@red crown tum thik se nhi dekh rahe... Khair dekha to usne bhi nhi tha thik se Nammu ko ๐
meko toh koi dekhta hi nhi thik se
Sahi baat ๐ different prajaati
aur kya caste religion sb unme bhi hoga
Bahut hi zada wala dukh 
Dard toh h
kya hua ab ๐
@red crown dard ki wjh bs tum hi ho
Sahi baat. Panda bhi janev dal kar ghumenge fir 
๐@exotic linden
me kidhar se Hello 
bs ho
aisa toh nai hota
Ab to ho gaya Bhai
ab toh ho gya no other option
.
toh puff ho jayega
Dharti se
gussa toh usko bhi aaya tha jab inhone unko dhoka diya tha @exotic linden 
Flower ๐น๐ nhi fire hai Nammu
๐ฅ
Ulta bol dis Bhai ๐
Itna bura ho hi chuka isse kya hi ho jayega

bhaut kch @red crown
100mya gaya underground bunker dhundne
hahaha @red crown
Ab dekh ligiye yaha se #image-share
@torn pine achhi pics aayi hai but tum kidhar ho pic me
@torn pine Pehle nhi the ๐
Oh to ab hippo se dinosaur ๐ฆ
๐ฅบ
koi hai yha dil pr lene wala
oh acha fir meko kahani hi nai pata
acha 100mya hai
๐ฅฒ.
@torn pine koi bharosa nhi kab ss le liya jaaye ๐
@torn pine ic
lol ๐
bs dil nikal dete hai ๐
kr rha tha December mai
abhi kaha maze karhe fir
ghr pr
Achaaaa 

Big fan 
Hello Soumya
Zain bhai kya hal hai aapke @prisma maple
@leaden delta mote

k
Why did I get muted for 13 hours????
you must have broken the rule
@south gale hello kisu didi
@visual elbow hewo bhaiya 
Bhaiya bol diye me chota apse

Han toh aapne didi bola tb kuch ni? 
@primal sphinx hewo hewo
@primal sphinx oco bhaiya

.
Ahh ๐ค aap ho didi ,,toh didi he bolunga na apko

hui
Han to bhaiya 
Cheating h 
Na kuch nhi kr skta mai๐ ,, gg hoga wrna๐

bdhiya
Kabhi toh jeet ne do
didi
Btw aaj school nhi h apka๐๐ค
@brittle bramble wildu bhaiya hello

Me nhi gayi
Ohh acha
Apne to kaha me badi hu...toh me hi jitungi 
Ybth h firse fass gya๐คฆ๐
Dekhte kabhi aapko bhi chance dege
@Karandz#5512
Rip tag๐
Nice tag 
Thanks meherbani hogi uss din apki

Tag ko bhi nhi churra apne ๐
hui
Ki haal hai bhaiya
bdhiya
And give me some cookies

Noice
Theek hai krlo apna time ayega

Wah 
Hmn masoom tag ki kya glti thi
@south gale yaad h na adha gift baaki h๐๐ค
Ahh i think jana chiaye mujhe call agyi ๐๐
Baad mai discuss krte party ke baare mai ๐ค๐
Nahi nhi kidhr bhag rhe @visual elbow
Ahh jogging ๐๐
For good health
Acha ek din itna jogging kraungi na aapko
@visual elbow
Hein๐จ ,, maafi didi ,nhi nhi ๐
Chotta bhai smj ke maaf krdo๐

Yhe nhi plz ๐จ๐ข
K me jati padhne bbye tc
Maafi maafi
Ohk bye bye tc and mann lga ke krna study ๐

hello good morning
Morning atharva qt bhai

Hi

@tardy socket kara deta
Hi
somry nhi mila
@tardy socket bash u
wild u sar
Mornin 

@primal sphinx AOT chalu kiya
@unique crater ha chalu hi he bro

Hello
Hii
๐ซ

Jaldi sona achi baat hoti hai 
@visual elbow kheloge?
Thodi der mai aa skta
Ohk
Ohk

@manic linden bro sunna
hello

Monalisha
Achhi hu
aap
Thike , monalisha didi kaise ho ๐คช
๐ thik thik
Mai bhi theek
kya karre ho
Gaane
Aur aap
Stream dekh raha ;-; , kiske gaane btw?
Konsa singer pasand
abhi to arijit
@wicked hound mujhe bhi vo pasnd UwU...
first arijit but game ka base achha Ho to woh bhi pasand
@wicked hound oi
Any English singers?
Bol
noi
Would you like to meet my friend?
@wicked hound Mona di , meet pheonix @wicked hound
@wicked hound he said that he wanted to talk with you
hello ๐๐@wicked hound
Hello
Ye harkate me bhi Karti hu dosto se
๐คฃ ... Vo sahi mai bola par mujhe baat karna hai
@wicked hound are bol ๐ฉ ๐ซ

Nhi bola maine
๐
@wicked hound aapko kya pasand hai sabse zyada? ;-; anime vagera?
Stop the C A P
๐

Bruh
Mai Aaj 3 ghanta soya fir bhi neend ni aari :/
@wicked hound you know? That this guy @wicked hound hates sleeping
Argue with him !
kese
Orals the offline to padhai Kiya ๐ฆฅ
I hate u tooo
๐ญ
Aur bohot gande Gaye orals
are unko bat nhi Karti don't tag him
๐ฉ darta hai vo
Introvert
Which stand?
. /
๐
2nd year

Ha
chhotu
Ezz
Mai chhotu? ๐ฉ
@peak bear op hater
Yass
@wicked hound didi ๐

4:30-5 hrs ke sleep pr me roz nikalta hu apna din
. Aur major test ke ek din pehle power naps only
Ab ye power naps kya rehta ;-;
@wicked hound web series dekhe hai didi?
๐
@peak bear legit bolta hu.. op padhega to neend bhi bhul jayega
Zada nhi
..series Nhi pasand. Bore
๐ฉ kaha se bore ... Konse dekhe hai?
@peak bear mai tbate chalu kiya ;-;
~i mean 5 page padhe bas~
Are
Haa bola na padhta hu jb time milega tb
Nais yr

Pure chapter padh
@vernal sluice hello
Tog continue kr dia firse @peak bear 
Yosh tbate op
UwU nais
. Kaha pr pahunche?
51
Hide n seek.. Team a eliminated
kihT rob
?
typing...
Oh... Hide and seek khun op
. Last test will be even better and then there will be op time skip
Bas art style accha hone ka wait kr rha me

Season 2 chp 79-80 se art bohot better ho jata hai pehle se
And season 3 art is jod level
@elfin sonnet
@peak bear ???
Tower of god ka(manhwa)
@peak bear okies me 7 d sins start kia he
Oh ic uske anime ka quality mujhe start me ok ok laga fir bakwas laga
tower of god bad
Thik bor
@vernal sluice aur vaiiiii
@cold schooner 
Hello
Control code
sad

Hii
@wicked hound don't tag s8ul and verified members until they are active in chat
ok
ded chat why ?

coz u neva chat ๐ญ
here
๐ญ
neva ?
never
bruh
oh
why your status offline

๐ bruh

@wicked hound now you online



@wicked hound 
@wicked hound yaha ke mod kaha he lol
@wicked hound add some stiker



๐ idk
@wicked hound 

Delete this
Yo
Hello

@uneven trench hello
No

Hemlo
Hii guys
heyyo 
Whatsup?
hehe
huh

Hii
Hello
No !!! ๐
@wicked hound bta mortal bhai pata h koi server
@blissful crystal you can check or drop your message in #find-a-group

@brittle bramble you qt
you
No u
Hi
kya hua
Hhi

Wassup Guys
Any Custom ?
@wicked hound server pata h koi bgmi scrims ka

@rich cairn are bhai tum.... Missed you alottt
hello mam 
๐ณ @cold schooner hehe
Nahi
Mujhe kyu ping karra
Wow
Meko insta scroll karne de
Tf
Ye ekbaar meri ping se darrgaya tha
?
@cinder spade oh hry
@rich cairn kiraaaaa tumhe kitna miss kiya maine
@cold schooner chimtu bhai kaisa h tum?
Trying to do better
@cold schooner ok ab so ja gunnite

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@tardy socket hellu 
ssup
All good apna sunao
ji me bhi
Bdiya
@tardy socket oh chote kaisa h?
me bdya aap sunaiye

Hli
heelo


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