#jockie-2-commands
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$p khul kabhi toh
@elder lark @sly sigil ansari
Ghass bkl

Kya krega ye toh bta bore na ho jaye
aab to unmute bhi krlunga bola na
Hello 
bore to hoga mai bore hi krta hu
Sunne ko to koi aye 

kya fayda bc mai moo se baat karu to bore marta hu



Bohot, clg se aate pura fry ho jata 😭

Nahi
Ok
mai bol rha
Kafi garmi h bhai.. mtlb bohut

pucha nhi

barish chahiye
Moo se baat mt kiya kr 
haa. Aj to hua yah barish thoda.. lekin uske bad wala garmi

barish giregi aysa lgta hai aur dhoop nikalti
ok lode se kaunga lekin ghrpe aana pdega tujhe yaa fir 

vhi bhai
ashleel baat duo me karo
Sorry
Jiya jal jaata hai itne garmi mai
kyu


@candid cypress ab tu nhi aari hai 
Started playing Surili Akhiyon Wale (From "Veer") by Rahat Fateh Ali Khan
Ashleel baate mt karo bhaiya 
$q
Kon ?
@candid cypress 
Ghas or tum
M kha ja rha 
sorry chat me kr skta hu mooh se bolne me ghin aati
Lost kha h
uske nam me answer hai
mt ja.

f
Haan

@candid cypress if you read this say hii or gay
$q
$q
$upcoming
itne gaane
Whi toh bc
Ladies Sangeet hai kya 
bhai
fir bhi has diya tuje bura na lg jaye 
bohot badi queue nai hai?
Haan 
bura lagna to uske jaate hi band ho gya ...
Punjabi sune ??

kitne pyar se bhag bola
Marwadi 
zor zor se bolke sabke bhata de
Okk
Achya vo ronaldo tha punjabi sun ne vala
Sab apna apna suno
Haa 
Me bengali sunti hu
Meri kaun sunega but?
Started playing Rishte Naate - From "De Dana Dan" by Rahat Fateh Ali Khan

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Hinthi?
@young zephyr youuuuu
Chalu mein tere piche piche

kiske

Manzil ke

achha
Yess
Ankhein chond gyi bsdk
Hein ji 
me going to do harkat now hehe bye. Lafda incoming

<laughs internally> bura hua bhai 
Hindi? 
bhul gye
acha hai
waah bc yahi to kiye the sab rishte naate tod ke padhai kar rhe the fir discord re enter kra life me
लोडू है
saste nashe namak soong ke baitha hu
Yes only Hindi 
Koi mujhe devnagari pdhna sikha do ye kya likh rha padh nhi pata
Aap Bengali? 
acha aab suno
Thik h. Hinthi sun lete h 
ji hehe. Aap? Mat bolo delhi
Naa Dilli hai chutiyo ka
Started playing Tere Mast Mast Do Nain (From "Dabangg") by Rahat Fateh Ali Khan
@crisp cargo Namaste Shrimati!! Aapko jockie sangeet pranaali me dekh kar man prafullit ho utha
kya aap mujhe gyaat kara sakte ho ye adbhut sangeet kon apshabd suna rha hai aap sab ko
yaay.
:laughs in hinthi:
ty. Samjh gyi me. Hinthi good
@elder lark
satya bolein shrimaan aap
to reply karo 
tere masst masst do
nain
Nain
ye msg beech me aarha hatao bc
Mere dil k le gye chein
Bhosdivalo ye kya baat ho rhi h

Paani dm dekho 
Indore se ho? Laks
$skip
Tere Mast Mast Do Nain (From "Dabangg") by Rahat Fateh Ali Khan has been skipped
nhi
delhi wale chutiye hai -lakshya in jockie commandfs
Started playing Shukran Allah by Salim–Sulaiman
aye rupali
Rajasthan 🗿
bc
Ab geoguesser thodi khelna
Isse yaad aaya paani pilu jaake
Bol do
sab rajasthanni
Aase Mumbai vaale bkl hai
badhiya hindi aagyi
Sab meko dal Bati khilao
Nhi hona tha? Sorry

mujhe kya mumbai to yaha se 500-600 km hai
hote hi chutiye mumbai wale
ab payda ho gye ho to option hi nahi h
Bsdk kha se h tu pune

Maharashtra
Wtf is hinthi
true
New cartoon
nahi bc maharashtra bada hai 3rd largest state
nanded hai andhra pradesh ko chipak ke border
?
nanded maharashtra
Achyaa

Charger Bengali hoga isliye
M ati thodi der bad

aise na bolo. Dhoop se direct charge nahi hota .
@elder lark koi punjabi dost ko puchh "huzur sahib nanded"
usey pta hoga.... yaha 10th sikh guru -Guru Gobind Singh Ji ki death hui thi ... pura city bhara pada h Punjabi bhaiyo se 
mat aana
btw joke samjh Nahi aya . Samjhao @young zephyr
Okk okk
padhai karo logo ka ilaaj karo
samjh a gya tha emote
Kya ok minor ke baat man rhe ho bolo chla ja lodu
Kapil sharma h
jao be aap
gandu

Aap bhi Bengali ho na
Not interested
Kal tak aa jaega samajh joke
Ja yah se

Ye baat

Started playing Mitwa by Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy
Nahi gya yhi h vo
pata h. Chutiya
ghas ki gf. Oof
gf chutiya thi
Bhai ka chut
Bhai ki gf se kyu bat rha h
uska call kyu aayega
Chat*

$p O sanam
47 lmao
Congo 4h baad play hoga
@elder lark

$insert o sanam
Bye 
Didi
Lo ab next

Tera devar dewaana
yus
Tu bhagvan ka aadmi hai ree
Itna possessive lol
Aadmi nahi balak bhagvan ka 
Bf bhi kyaa bole gaa

Bye Roop

Why this server girls are rude?
Bye ji 
Cool banti hai kya
@elder lark me ne kuch galat bola kya
are nahi bhai
Nahi jk 
Didi bol na galat hai kya
Nahi nahi
Bhot galat h
After 6 month aaya dc
Hii
Abb uninstall kar ne kaa man ho raha hai
are mat kro
Toh sab didi bn gyi itne time m
Kyu 
@elder lark me bad hazel koo janta huu ye server me girl me
me bhi to grill hu
Haan vo sahi h
sedcat me bhi to grill hu

Started playing O Sanam - Sunoh | Lucky Ali | (Official Video)

Angel priya thodi bola me ki prove kar ne lage
Uff koi aese aak mazak nahi kar ta choodoo abb ye baat
But nature pata chal gaya aapka
M rude nahi hu guys

Aare sweet h vo
@elder lark tere koo nahi bola
Ok vai. 2 mint me judge 😂 nvm
M toh acha hu na : 
@crisp cargo interview me 5 min me bhi toh judge karte hai
aap interview liya ?
M kisi ka nahi kat ti try kro

@crisp cargo I am taking about internship interview udhar toh kar te hai
Ha haa. 

@crisp cargo it's ok
$profile @thick dune

Old h 🙃
Hmm fine. 
Tere Bina (Western Version) - From "Tezz" by Rahat Fateh Ali Khan has been skipped
Started playing Kaisa Yeh Junoon by Rahat Fateh Ali Khan



$p kasoor lofi
Kam active rehte ho?
@elder lark next??
Koi jane na dil maane na
Ha busy hi aaj kal training mai
Nahi bhai i don't like lofi but sabka apna taste
Kiski training??
EEE
Innocent people are not stupid they just think everyone has a good heart
Ohh nice

?
Started playing Abhi Mujh Mein Kahin by Ajay-Atul
Electrical and Electronics Engineering
Training
Ya summer internship
Summer training
Matlb ?
Playlist bhot badi hogyi h lmao
@hoary plinth ha thod thod karth hai
Okay so ?
@thick dune konsi company?
Kuch nahi bhai but itni badi playlist puri nahi suni jati 
Rly mai kar rha hai
Toh na suno
Abhi Mujh Mein Kahin by Ajay-Atul has been skipped
Started playing Dil Diyan Gallan by Atif Aslam
Nothing
@thick dune full form?
Gussa se lg rhe ho 
Nahi nahi
You are not in a voice channel
@elder lark

railway sa kar rha hai
$np
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Good

$q

Hmm
Yeh playlist toh meri h
Okk 
Tabhi aapse keh rha tha

@thick dune 2/3 nd year?
@young zephyr inhone add ki h
Bkl
3 yera complete ho jyga ja july nai
Mai
Ok
Haan ik 

@elder lark panii bhag gay
Haan
Ping👀
No
Yes wait

Yoo
Started playing Jiya Dhadak Dhadak Jaye by Rahat Fateh Ali Khan
Vc aana hi toh bolna
No one 🤞
Okk

Started playing Sajdaa by Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy
$q
@elder lark
baarishhh
Started playing Akhiyan by Rahat Fateh Ali Khan
Started playing Halka Halka by Rahat Fateh Ali Khan
Reason: Duplicated text
$skip
Halka Halka by Rahat Fateh Ali Khan has been skipped
Started playing Heer by A.R. Rahman
Started playing Saans by A.R. Rahman
bheeg k ayi huu
$skip
Aare
full moj
haan ab chai pakoda firse
Best best


@young zephyr

@hard robin kab sikhega ki def hone se sunai nehi deta.. dimag krab h tera. Earphone nahi
hahaha
what if sachhi ka pagal ho


Roop kkrh
Gaane sun rha tha
Mere papa kuch aziv kaam karne k bad aise karte h mummy k samne
Tum

m to barish m pani pani

Ab zukham ho jaye to me not reposlnsible
Only lafda only drama.. hare Krishna hare Rama 

Radhe radhe
Ye unkel or cheems har stiker p fit ate h
Started playing Ishq Sufiyana (Female) by Sunidhi Chauhan
padhai karne ka time a gya h
UwU unkel


Dhokha dhoka bhai bewafa
Ye toh m hu log ladki smajte 😆
Aye rupali
Khete h khuda ne is
Jahan me sabhi k liye
$q
Spotify p keh rhe h?
@elder lark kisi na kisi ko he banaya har kisi k liye
Hae
Best h ye

Arijit version fav
Roshan sitaraa mila
Haan best h arijit 
yems
Started playing Salaam Aaya (From "Veer") by Roop Kumar Rathod
Agr rona ho bta dena vaise he songs sun rha Spotify p
Ha abhi kar do
Aajao yhi
Barish m bheegne k bad bhavuk sa lagta h..
kafi yad a rh h ghar ki aj to.. sab dost ja reh h..

$insert alah waariyan



I need this 
Tuje pata .. bass me or meri dost hi reh jayenge is bar chutti me

Us us
Hi

hi
Hii hii
gay bolna tha oof
Aare 

Reply krdiya busy h gay k vjh se reply krke gyi
Bimar hu

Kkrh lostuu
Bole bina mera naam aaya
My galla

Ashram dekh rhi thi bc pandit
Adrak ki chai kadak vali
Areh. Karha pio..adrak dal k
Mc pandit
I don't drink tea
ashram lmao
$insert tadap tadap kk

Aare


Hello bhai
karha
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@crisp cargo ye movie bhi achi thi kafi
Aare maine try nahi kra kabhi
Tum be take care

Kaafi taste hota h
Achyaa krunga try kabhi
@crisp cargo vapas toh aaja yar
Feel toh Asia ho rha jesa maina kisi ko bj de diya ho
my galla
Network krab..


Abb

3-2
Aare


But ab ghr p chicken soup baarish m yum
Started playing Tadap Tadap by KK
Jo jaega 

papa Asa he reaction de gya mujhako fir
Maine likha ki @candid cypress is weather change me sbko ho rha h galla krab or fever
take care please

Aaesa
Ma ki cutie
Tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi
Mujhko saza di pyaar ki



$insert kyo kisi ko Udit Narayan

Ok tc 

Abey kitne gaane sunoge
dhinchak Pooja
Toh
Bol na aunty aau kya
@crisp cargo kyu kisi ko khushi ke badle khushi nahi milti 
$insert zaroorat ek villien
$insert maa sankar mahadevan

Started playing Maa (Song) | Taare Zameen Par | Shankar Mahadevan

yar dukh ho rha h
Ice cream khane ayi thi.. 
Are khao pr dhyan se
Mausam aaesa he horha h
$insert baarish lete aana darshan raval
ha lekin cry bhi ara
Cry kyu

Aap toh vc m bhi nhi
Achya

Aati ho toh baarish lete aana
Je bhar ke rone ka dil krta h
Darshan raval
Started playing Zaroorat Full Video Song | Ek Villain | Mithoon | Mustafa Zahid
Haan ji 💙
Only blue for darshan

ye kaisa nepotism h
Hai bss yha cringe lgta h bss darshan ke live m dalta hu m blue
Started playing Afreen Afreen by Rahat Fateh Ali Khan
Haaye
$q

Mat karo miss haramzade hai management wale (not the teachers)
oh

electrical power??
Haanji
thik thik
Hwhe
apka chai aur chips mera maths aur chem
Are Chem to lob h humara
You are missing the required session permission index queue to do that

hamara physics
.p kali kali zulfon ke Madhur sharma
Started playing Aaoge Jab Tum by Rashid Khan
ok. Hum thoda slow h butt kaam chalane jitna ata
Jaise ki hinthi
sahi sahi
hamara lob WATER hai 🌚

Welcome
Human body has 70% water.. Zahir si bat h lob hi hoga
Aise toh 3 ghante baad hi chalega

Ghass bkl
Okk
3 ghanta sun lo
Roop insert kar du ek??
dalle sahi se simp to krle

Intelligent lagti ho
Sir,aap sikha do meko nahi aata
ye to mumble gaarela h
$insert baarish mohommad irfan
$skip
mat hi kar moh maya se dur reh

Shakt ghas
tough ghas
10 baje tak?
Wahi na ap dur ho gaye to kisi ko to karna hoga 😥😥
Wet ghass
insert kar diya roop
bola na dur reh inn cheezo se 
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$skip
insert kiya roop ne
Ab sahi h
wut
Haan
Jii Hozoor jaisa aap bole
@crisp cargo I have to Go 😓
chalo kisiko nale me girne se bachaya
chup ho ja bc
$insert love me thoda aur arijit singh
Dhanyawad
as if she cares 
kya mtlb I will miss you yaad kar k din m 4 bar
Okk
Like Everyone 😣😣

😆
Aslille hai ye lundiya
me to genuine thi
Ashlel
damn sabun examples are litt... lifebouy ho ya pears dove ho ya cinthol
i will sure laugh tomorrow
🧼
hain na.
to usne tujhe hasane ke liye bola bhi nhi hai
Arrey @elder lark how are you?😂
Dono paani ne react kra
Kal bhi hassna
meko yad to karoge :)
Mai paani paani hogya 
OHH , Intellectual Thinking
M badiyaa tum btao 
Are daivik.. I'm good.. wbu?? 
Paani ke kami nahi honi chahiye
Whole world doesn't revolve around u pretty lady😆
Aap do paani's bata do

Paani paani ho gyi 
abhi aapne hi bola. Kal hassoge
Yarr @elder lark bro aapne question ka answer nhi dia yarr 🥺
Wo to mai jada intelligent logo ko hi bolta hu baas.
Kya qstn ? 
Nahi mile answer
Ye Roop mc
Bhai small ka opposit large hota hai toh medium ka opposite kya hota hai?
Batao @crisp cargo
Kya hua


Ye nam best h
@elder lark arrey yee meme tera ghar bikk jayega bro 

@elder lark name 
Tera poora ghar bik jayenga


Woh toh large hi hogya 😂
Are nahi pata. Tum batao
kabhi kabhi man krta hai kisi se rudely baat kr ke saari bhadaas nikalu ...koi new hai idhar??? 
Nahi
Bkl

Ja yah se dusre sv p dekh
?

acha idea hai kahi jaa ke ban ho aata hu bc
Nikal
Bas among us wale server pr gaali de aao
Hojaoge hum kal gaana gaakr aaye waha ban kr dia 😂
@elder lark bas kar bhai 😂
@crisp cargo Bhai agar koi chor ek award chori karta hai toh kya ussey chori krne ka award mil chuka hai?
@elder lark 
Ban hogye vha💀
Ha bhai kal hi join kia uske 2 min baad vc mai gaana gaakr aaye gaali vala aur ban 😂
nhi waha kabhi kabhi bore hone pe jata hu chutiyo ke chats padhne
Started playing Yun Hi by Mohit Chauhan
tanmay bhat ka server hota to fuck bol ke timeout leta
Waah bahut vele ho bhai 😂
Waah bhai yha gao vo gaana
$insert kholo kholo raman
Arrey vo gaya tha sab the doglapan cse omi margya madarchood wala lala

Lalalalal
Ek din marjaega
Ha vhi 😂
Kutte ki maut
last time hua tab mahina bhar padha fir samay ka server me dekha boht kuch badal gya hai to khatm
Krle bhai
Bhia itti si baat pr ban hum toh masti kr rhe the 😂
hm
Theek hai yr🥱
@topaz idol kya kon?
Daivik
Mod ne everyone tag krke pucha movie btao koi maine bola ban who tag everyone isi baat p mujhe ban krdiya live insaan server se
Hanji bhai bolo
temper ho to inke jaisa
pehli baar dikhe bhai
Tera chota bhai aane vala h uska reason daivik
acha tera baap hai
Naya hu bhai 10 din se active hu server pe toh 2 saal se hu bas aata nhi tha
Chashma lgao dost
haa mere sath bhi hua ye ded mahine pehle... 2020 se tha server me lekin ded mahine se active
Kholo kholo

@topaz idol @elder lark kaha gaye abhi toh gaane sunn rhe the?🙄
sahi nhi
Yhi toh hu bhai
Lafda recorder hta le
@topaz idol ye?
maine kab join kiya
@topaz idol acha nhi kia tha kya
business hours hai kaam ke time kaam ka naam
Toh @crisp cargo gayi hogi fir
Ajib h hta le
Haan
acha ruk kuch rkhta
Haan
Pooch kr kroge kya aajao bhai mai konsa mod hu rokne wala
Daivik gaana kb ?
Bhai bhai bhai abhi yhi sunlo 😂
Okk
Aap bhi acha gaate yarr ❤️ kya baat krdi @elder lark
rehn do yahi theek hai badme krdunga
abhi yaad na aara
$profile
🏴☠️
$profile
roop bawaseer wale bajau?
F
Nahi
M hu toh friend m
@young zephyr
kyu krni hai
$help profile

Ha ho bhai meri kaha sabse baat hoti abhi toh sabko jaanta bhi nhi iss server pr
$profile set visibility private
Your profile visibility has been set to private
$profile
Sabse zyada aap hi se huyi hai @elder lark bhai 
roop mera kario to
Started playing Rangrez by Krsna Solo
@topaz idol chale gaye ab toh 😂
$profile set visibility private
Your profile visibility has been set to private
$profile @topaz idol
You are not allowed to view their profile, they have set their profile visibility to private :see_no_evil:
arey spotify pe sun rha aab
Kya hota hai issey par?
Achyaa
$profile @elder lark
You are not allowed to view their profile, they have set their profile visibility to private :see_no_evil:
$profile
Nice

$help
Ab koi aur profile nahi dekh paegi tumhari tumhare alava
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Tbhi toh Mza aata h hide krke 

Yes fir humein story banata
@topaz idol bhai spotify par bade kam gaano ki playlist banayi huyi sirf limited songs sunte ho haina?
Sab rava chi bava chi ka matalab?
Minecraft music playlist lmao


Ghass bkl
😂
Started playing Phir Na Aisi Raat Aayegi (From "Laal Singh Chaddha") by Pritam
Ajeeb lagg rha sunne mai 😂

Mujhe bol rhe?
Aur kon h
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Acha achaa 
Kesariya gaane ka wait h yrr kya op h vo
mtlb hai, me usse chupa ke rakhunga, and bohut pyar karungaa 
Bhai teaser daalkr bhool gaye hai 😂 bass wahi part acha hoga mujhe jitna lagg rha
lekin chupne wala koi hai nahi
hehe
Playlist private krna jaante ho?
Ohh ho nice h

Wifi hag diya bc

Nhi gya
Mujhe bhe ye lg rha h pr arijit h pritam h toh lag rha h acha he hoga
Nasdeek se raat bhar dekh lu mein tumhe
Jaane na dun is dafa rok lu mein tumhe
Bhai bhai GOAT ❤️
Tum saamne sach m ho ya koi khwaab h
Haan

Client ki maa chud gai thi
@humble breach profile dekhe kya
Started playing Main Ki Karaan? (From "Laal Singh Chaddha") by Pritam
Bc ab jakr aaram mila hai
Tuje kaise pata
Aap ka update dekr aata hu
great .... tony kakkar ko follow krke saare waha divert krdu
Nice yarr @topaz idol mai sabki dekhta bhai playlist achi hai yarr ❤️
Uski maa phone kerke bol rahi thi or ro rahi hai meri fudi fat gai 😭
Haha 

are meri playlists private nhi thi
Kyu Bha
Dinner k bad padhna bhi h
Pooch rhe bata rhe?😂
Hasso bhai saare
Bhag :catscream_l:

Done
Nahi hassna tha
Ab hogya
Hasi vapis nahi lete
@humble breach aaesa kyu
Koi nhi kharab joke tha agli baar matt hassna
Okk bhai
Rop dm dekh
@serene birch hello

Hello vro
Started playing Tum Ho by Mohit Chauhan
Nahi kyu
Kon*
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