#jockie-2-commands
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Patani konse bag me pade honge

Chup
kuch fayda nahi
Khatam bhai
Jaise tu lurk kar rha tha na vaha
kuch



Bc bs ek baat galat hui
jaate hi tera msg dikha
Reason ni pata
kya kr skte
Me bhi aaj hi gaya..kaafi din baad
.p ilzaam king
nvm..
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.p ilzaam king
Mera dost jaa rha aug. Ne
Usko chhodne ahmedabad jaana padega

Vahi ti..same..ab to gym me bandi aa rhi usse baat ho rhi pr

mai to teko bolunga na
Tickets book karvali usne
Kyu kisi ko wafaa ke badle
husan vaalo pe
Wafaa nahi milti
@rocky carbon tereko long time no see wala snap aaya tha?
idk
mai skip kr deta

mai keh to rha

mera logo ke saath khtm ho gya bhai
Achha
Mere bhi snap skip karta hoga fir to
fayda nahi kuch

gym ke to hote gaandu

jab dekho gym
kal bacho ka tha

.p tu aake dekhle king
jinko padhata
Nahi

Naa
haan
Vo to 3 din pehle ka tha
kal ya parso

Kal to mrng me road ka tha

Jaa ke aaya
vapis aaja


Naa
gaandu
Itna vella ni hu


2 ghnte
Hai job*
hi hai bss



Tu kutta use kr ya ye
Abhi lunch karuga..fir free
Pata hai din me.time ni.milta

Waah lodu
byee

agar pfp na hui
to sochliyo dc chhod diya

dimaag khrb ho gya hai abb
@rocky carbon aaja tune firangi ladki se baat karvata

mera insaano se khtm ho gya hai
aur koi praani hai
to bta

jitna marzi krlo jiska bhi
sbne aisa hi krna hai

emotionless hu bhai mai

.p tum saath rehna king
.s
tu ek kaam kr chhod de dc
Me bhi ussi line pr hu
Chhod duga me bhi
soch ra bhai

Mera bhi same hi haal hai
koi alag sa sv bta
jisme music channels achhe ho
Angreji gaane banjte hai
.p ektarfa king
Started playing EKTARFA | Official Music Video | King | KHWABEEDA


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Pfp kha gyi
Gaya ye dc se
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$p tum tak
Started playing Tum Tak | Full Video Song | Raanjhanaa
$p nazar laaye reprise
$play kaise btaoon
$p bolna arijit
$play samjhawan unplugged
$p humdard arijit
Ab ni aayega
$play asaan nahi yaha
$p saawre arijit
$skip
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Started playing Saware Full AUDIO Song - Arijit Singh | Phantom | T-Series
$p humnava papon

Bhaiii tu busy hai mujhe lga
Abe mene turant msg kiya vaha
Ab aa rha hai ya nhi?
@swift raptor aaja
Come
There
$p mana ke hum yaar nahi sonu
$p ankahee amitabh
:inlove:
,remove 11

$p tune jo na kaha mohit audio
@serene birch hieee
Hii
Assignment?
Kool
Appy fizz
Sting*
$p iktara

$s
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$p jab mila tu
$p bahara
$queue
$p kabhi jo badal barse
$p tune kaha
$p samjho na
$p saajan falak unplugged
Started playing Kabhi Jo Badal Barse Lyrics Arijit Singh (Jackpot)
$queue
$np
$p jiyada dhadak dhadak jaye
Started playing Prateek Kuhad - Tune Kaha | Official Audio
Started playing Aditya Rikhari - SAMJHO NA ( NASAMAJH - Mini EP )
$s
$dc
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$play seedhe point pe aao na
Okay 
$play masakali

๐ซ ๐ซ
$play vo dekhne mai
Bure haal hai , tum btao
Kyuu kya huaaa

Tbyt khrb chl rhi
Mausam ki vjh se !??? ๐ฅฒ
Hn shyd, tonsils aur cold 
Heyy bhagwaan
medicine li !??
Gargle kr rhi
Nicee sbse bakwas lgta h mujhe or garam paani pio sirf
Medicine bhi le lo

$q
Hnjii, Thankyouu ukiii
Hi hazel.. kaisi ho?
$play acha lagta hai
Heyy, m good tum?
Or dhyaan rakho babe ily

M.bhi theek.. AP dhyan rakho.. kafi bad weather change
โค๏ธ

Hnjii love you moree
$profile
abhi tag krne hi ja rhi thi
Hnn yrrr
Thankyou
Kya baat
, hello
hello
Haan haan hello, keisan ho? 

$play bhaag dk bose
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Started playing BHAAG DK BOSE I DELHI BELLY I RAM SAMPATH
Theek hu.. Ap kaise ? Lunch ?
Me theek, lunch abhi just hua, aap btao tbiyat or lunch kese?
Oh nais.. tabbiyat
or lunch m pulao

Tabyat ko kya hua apki?
my fren is here I see
koi sense h is drame ka
Ohho pulav, bimari h ya modi sarkaar ja hi nhi rhi 
$play matarghasti tamasha
@fossil condor meet @violet wagon
ye kya baat hyi
Namashkar o.o

chess kheloge paani ??

modi ko hatao fir.. lmao..
Is baar gya 
nice songs
Tuje bezzti krni h to aise hi kar le.. perms deti hu.. chess p na bula
zroor
Shatranj khelte ho aap paani?
yaar mai toh noobie hoon 
ha bohut tezz
Bully ki perm do wrna chess 
Meko sikhaoge?
Sex sux kar lo fir

Misc teach her

Mujhe to aapse sikhna

kya hee bol dete ho aap bhi na

matargasti

Are ha bimar hu. 3,4 din se. Weather change.. ap btao kaise ho? Vc aogi ?
aapke aage mera kya level

kyu tuje ni bol skta?
Aap bula rahe ho to aa jaenge...apke liye falak se taare Tod laenge

mai toh underage hoon na 13 saal ka toh mereko nhi pta kya mtlb hai uska 
Gandu .. vc a

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hww aisi acting skills leke.. rohit shetty production m kaam milega
$q
Network kharab aega most probably baarish ki wajha se, jhel liyo
aur songs hee nhi hai
$play kabira
me bhi same condition m hu
Fir bhi koshish karna chahiye
khi toh mile
sochta hoon kisi hero ke side kick ka role mil jae bss
Creep
Mere room me zada thand lagri logo ko...thand me AC
heinn
$play dance pe chance
M bahar hu.. 
$np
$ping
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:stopwatch: API: 179 ms
:speaker: Voice: 128 ms
Merese bat karna bandh kar

yeh toh sad song hai na
aapko pta hai yeh jo song chal rha hai na
Maine band krwa Di AC :)
Idk.. 
kya....itna din vaaaadddd
@crisp cargo okies

abb pta chala ?
bye
Bhenchod
Ruk ja. 
Kaat denge apko dekhiye abhi aap
toh aap smj hee nhi rhe preshan kr rhe ho
Misc ye ketterdam wahi dusre building wali frnd h
death threats
oh
rukne ko bola
Kya samasya hai in mahashay ko kya pareshani ho rahi hai
Yems.. my besfrenn

Misc konsa hai inme se xD tf
Oni chan
mereko voh ek story sunana tha aapne meri story hee nhi complete hone di
@violet wagon qt
Btao
XD abeee naam badal k kaat Raha
aapko kya takleef hogayi ek dum se 
haha haa
๐ sad hogaya yeh toh
Bc 
Apne namaste nhi bola
๐ sojate hai
Misc hi ni bola?
abb toh timing krab hogaya
@crisp cargo 
aree kaunsa hi

Offend Kar Diya
School function m bohut dance kiya h.. chi
namastey , but mai aapko janta nhi na isliye lol
@violet wagon meet my friend @fossil condor
mstt hai naa uff ek toh yeh movieee
@crisp cargo ye purana wlaa miscellaneous nhi hai?
iss movie mai jab voh raj entry krta hai uff @crisp cargo
$play dil dhadakne do
@fossil condorhelluu !
Heiii
Wahi h..
vaii meri pitai krwaoge kya
$play illahi

ji am the only miscellaneous to exist
Ye admi dimag ki jagah akhrot rakha hai kya
merse mila and nidhi se ni mila.. it's not possble
achaa
Wahi
Misc bhaari bezzti
mereko yaad nhi

seriously lol
And your memory sharp
hai naa mstt aur taniii partnerrr
XD Chor
ssup
aree nhi mila hoon
Bhari beizatii ho gyai
Nidhi vc aso bohut shikayat krni
dekha..
Dara mat tf
Rukja charge Karne de phone thoda....16% hai
Yems
Uske sath nhi rehti O.o
Same here 15
Khatro k khiladi
aree nhi abb yaad aagaya mujhe lmfao
Take care tho

Yus
@crisp cargo tune to Pura biodata bata Diya hai xD
sbb yaad hai mujhe
Misc fren h meri.. 
dil dhadakne doh
Irl tu hi dost nidhi
kyu na btau
Aise mat bol.....pighal k bhaap ban jaungi
Bss kr..
Charge p lga or vc a
heinn
yeh aap dono kaisi baatein krte ho
D*
Sore SAB room me..bahar Jani padegi -_-
๐ baarish
@wind estuary
Bhaisaaaabb kya chai or pakode khane Ka man hora T_T


Dusri wali
hehehehehe moment hogaya
Aja banate h

Mai ab 6 floor nhi utar rhai hat
4:30 gym 
Trigger mat Kar ๐
Procrastination level
ja toh rha hoon mai atleast unlike
, and waise kal decide hua tha yeh timing 
achaa waitt
kuch nhi aaya udhar toh
Oooohhhoo snap ๐
chale jana
nothing
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Bhejti hu ruko
Ajaaa Mai aari vc
when are you planning to do so
$p o re piya
$p main yahaan hoon
Ek to bhuk lagri BC....
o re piya hogaya

mereko kya hee song yaad aagaya uff
DM dekh le
Lga de 
yaar ek song tha na nachle nachle krke
Hits different
uska name kya tha
nahh we good
kuch emotional breakdown chaiye isko feel krne ke liye

o re piyaa
Wo to kaha se laye 
Aja nachle nachle๐คฃ
wait mai dund ke lgata hoon
Hoga exams k bad
Kaalaayi ghuma
okkay
Mera padhne Ka man nhi kasam se itna Acha mausam
Khaya nahi?
dekho mai btata hoon aap abhi kisi ko propose krdo voh aapko reject krdenge fir thukra ke mera pyaar wala stage mubaarak 
Nidhi aja
Khaliya, rajma โค๏ธ
Simp misc proof
Mast
ismai simp kaise ok
Usne haan krdiya toh UPSC ka spna to gya 
@fossil condor@brazen storm dummm baat krdi na inhone lao mujhe support doh
Oye
nahh fir voh 6months delay se pura hoga bss 
Phull Support 
Are sir sir 
hmmm kuch kaha aapne ?
yeh kya hai
@crisp cargo Kaha ana hai
Bol
disconnected hogaya
Vo gaane k bich me tha
Same
and aapne beech gane mai vc leave krdi so sad
Duo? Ya kisi or se bat krni h?
Network krab
๐ซ
๐Teri marzi mujhe Kuch bhi chalega

uff koi nhi lol
maine lga dia yeh

ok
Pyash pani pi rha h

Konse VC me aegi pagal aurat
Nhi
Aja
jaanam dekh lo mit gayi duriyaan
Ooff ye song
kiske sath misc sach bta
Aise mat bol gharwale accept nhi karenge tujhe
@wind estuary mai yaahan hoon yahaan hoon yahaan hoon yahaaa

$np
Itna krab hu m? 
kya kiske sath ?
$upcoming

Gharwale homophobic hai
Okay bye @crisp cargo @violet wagon sir 
m to ni hu
mam*
Bye bully


aapke liye bola maine toh
Kuttti
Kon ayq vc m

DM dekh
ankita gaye toh abb yeh song hoga skip
Pata nhi
Bhaga usko
$skip
Chup
we take no loss

aree bhaiii
Bye
T_T
$skip

me back

byee cya !
kya hau
yaha pr baarish ho rhi
๐ @misc
Yaha bhi
shi hai chai wagerah piyo aur kya
Hm
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@fossil condor pulao
$p can you feel my heart
Started playing Bring Me The Horizon - Can You Feel My Heart

No

@violet wagon 10 15 or lagado
$loop
I will now repeat the current track :repeat_one:
here you go for infinite

$stop
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sirf aap hee bache ho abb

$p can you feel my heart
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$shuffle
@fossil condor aapke liye ig
aapke dost ke liye rajasthani playlist lga di sir ne @crisp cargo

Thank ful to him
chalo aaj yehi sun lete hai aur kya
@fossil condor 
$insert kajaliyo rajasthani song
Meri jaan
Mere liye itna efforts

๐ krna pdta hai kya kre

@fossil condor meet @hard robin
mai hee lga deta hoon lge hath

$insert badli badli laage
Hasa mat BC

sapna chaudhary >>>>
Bandiya
Mai to roo dungi ab
Please don't tag
Oni chan>>>>
๐ voice mail bhej dena rote hue
Ek nhi....bhot...bndIIIYYAAA
stud ho rhe jyada

Tu darr jaega
๐ sapna chaudhary any day
Office se nikal diya ky?
nah think ankita se baat kr leta hoon , aapke voice mails se kya hee drunga abb toh ๐
Kyu.
Kon Ankita MERI wali?

vaii mereko random gali dete log voice mail mai , fir baad mai khte hai sorry periods chal rhe toh mood swings 
Janwaro ko rote sun k Kisi ki BHI fategi
apne bdaas nikal lete hai 
ji
Bohut hassi aya
LMFAO

Reason: Capital letters

Bc
boomer strikes backkk
Lul

XD
kafi realistic

Konse Nashe hai ye

mt kro yeh chats bahar leak
Bhai yaha to game hi alag
Ss bhej deta hu 
@crisp cargo name change or block
block preferable
Gajab zabardasti hai
1 blocked msg
Cringe nahi dekh paa rha
bilkul bhi nhi
Consent given
Baat to Sahi hai

noiii
No offense ko ban kar
uff nostalgia hogaya uff
Me kaha bhul gaya..muje laga no offense kar rha tha tag kal issi liye mene kal reply ni diya sahi
wahi to bola

mt bhejnaa
wahh
Petition to ban no offense 
dc pr log hai toh shi ajeeb
Same pfp thu..to kha samajta
Ni bhej ri 
+1
Diff he. Chup reh
๐ sad
Just like misc
khi toh ldkia bhi literally tereko ss bhejunga kahi toh shock hojaega
Almost same hai re
waise gc pr ya chats mai nice bnte hai aur dm mai kya backloli macha ke jate hai
Muje bhi:wtfman:
๐ฅฐ

Mote mote words kya hota?...ye konsi vocabulary hai Jo mere sath share nhi ki jati
me hu na achha
simple si hoya krti , tenuu kurtii bhavan lagi , tenuu chadd gaya rangg kasuta keee
Aap to Devi hai...charansparsh
ji jarur you the sweetest
kya kasauti zindegi ki bta rha h
jhutt na boleee tenuu degree bhavann lagii
ab sarcastic way me bolega to m Msg ni krugi
Kya hi chalra iska alag
sochta hoon aaj se ankita ke sath onlii marwadi mai baat kru
Degree to bhavnaao me hi beh gya
Iska Rona sambhalo koi
ok
koi nhi roh rha didi
@wind estuary not me


Vo Bengali bolegi fir...samajhte rehna

Didi mat bol.. teri umar ki h

@wind estuary maine kuch nhi bola 
Didi bol Diya..Raksha Bandhan pe gift nhi Diya to Dekh liyo
mereko aati hai bangla
Fir to akele Ankita Ka katega
Achha erm bypr.. dekhchi ami
banglaa hee bolte hai naa


mai aapko raksha ka vadaa deta hoon , aap dedena gifattt
Bhai
Kaafi banglaaa..... #bangaalibabu
oh nvmm
yeh thoda out of syllabus hogaya
Awwww misc so sweet 

Ye dalaalo jaisi baate mat kar
mai toh 13 saal ka hoon , kya hota hai dalaalo
haiii naaa
Nabalik dalaal
baba*
Chai se zyda iski kettle garam se


Kasam se
Yuss yuss I know 
mtlb btao
Incognito me search karle
khud hee khud hasse ja rhe ho dono mujhe toh smjao kya chal rha hai
Misc ki Val vivah kra dete h
Started playing Lago Preet Walo Rog by Bablu Ankiya
me always on incognito

Iska to vo BHI nhi hoga
val vivah kya hota hai
Ladki he na.. khusi
13saal me kya search karte ho aap? Doremi ki pics?
?av hot chicks
Oni chan
Misc only likes e girl
๐ 
Oooo fetishhhh

$insert chaudhary mame khan
@fervent tree 
$skip
Matlab?
Areyy matlab fonts..bade hai kaafi
vaii itni mehnat kaun krega smjane ki I am out
Abe..boss aa gai thi






