#jockie-2-commands
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Heinnnnn... Hnn Hnn thik malum chl gya.. itna sab nhi Krna tha bc
Wese behen brkup kab hua?
Started playing Khalid - Young Dumb & Broke (Official Video)
$upcoming
sachai dekh ke shock laga na
Yeh gana bc


Hnnn... Aati hu lekin kbhi kbhi.. timepass k liye
Yashh bc

Breakup?
Tu to english sunta ni tha
ek din 6 baar sunaya tha
π
violet ke saamne
Mood nhi tha 
Maine?

haan 

ohh nahi pata tha

Yep
Your Profile was showing you listened to breakup sad songs too much π
Khushi hui ya dukh 

kuch bhi
$profile
Has rha emoji mein ya ro rha

ohh han naa kaafi kam dekha hai tumhe kuchh dino se
Han
Hahaha... Are mereko jab neend nhi aati tb sad songs sunn leti hu...
vhai ab sunta hoon mai 
Hourclock
Oh khushi hui ok 
Ja ja ave
Yooiiisss
Dekha


snap dekh lena kbhi pta chl jayega

Ronaldo kb return aa rha h 

$s
Khalid - Young Dumb & Broke (Official Video) has been skipped
Started playing DJ Snake, Lauv - A Different Way (Official Video)
π
@rocky carbon 
kabhi nhi shayd
ohh.. vese starting me boring lagta hai.. pr isme 2 jane wali kaafi interesting games hai..

Kya haal
mai mast tu bta

Chupchap bta
kya chal rha hai?
Ye xxx wale yha kya kr rhe? 
Tu bs game hi khelte reh 
aap kidhhr ho abhi? 
mereku bola kya
I mean xyz wale
aap kab dekhne chahte usey?
Started playing Khalid - Location (Official Video)

esa nahi hai.. kabi vistar me batauga puri kahani 
$p heat waves

Mai bhi badhiya.. writer section check kariyo..naya likha maine
$insert be alright dean
isiliye ni ban re dost
$np
saare roenge
NM yrrr
wait
dean lewis cutu
Kanpur..next month se iit bombay

are vese karti kya ho? me bhul gaya 


$q
Yaha pe among us khelne wala koi hai!?
College student
@young zephyr 
mast likha

Abhi 
hann vo to mereko bhi pata hai..
uske aage?

Ab kya kiya maine?

Kuch nhi kiya
abhi tk khuli hui hai? 
Itna bhi kya 
abhi awaaz ni kar sakteπ
hain.aisa kyu
$p come and get your love
Waah bc... Itna yaad rakha h tu

aap hi bhule ho
matlab kabhi vc me batauga.. π games and meri love story

zindagi ki class
$p don't you need somebody enrique Iglesias
$upcoming
Bamche iits itna easily nhi hote be band..
Or mai normal college ke liye nhi hu yaha..
Isliye abhi koi scene hi nhi hai

Klaus ki kasam
Jb tu Ronaldo bnega tbhi baat krega m ab tere sath 
next gana best hai
$play love story taylor swift
meri maa ko maalum pada toh murder kar degi vro
Started playing Dean Lewis - Be Alright (Official Video)
Pehle college ho jaye tb Aage ka tereko btati hu
mai ronaldo banunga kya hota
okay okayy got it

Yepp
Klaus ki kasam
3rd yr me thi na tum to

Areee yaad h tu bc.. kitni baar bolun
$upcoming plis
shshhh
ki hum jage hain
Sheesh Sara plan bol dega tu 

noice
$upcoming
ye finn 
Thanks bro
Abhi khatam nhi hua h College...use time just aayi hi thi 3rd year me
bhai hai tu
kadhai hain
matlab maarna hi hai mereko
$np
Hmmm


gaana chal rha hai ya bandh ho gaya?
$p casanova


$remove 97
$p casanova tiger shroff
love bhi find ni hua, chappal bhi find ni hui
Started playing Lauv - I Like Me Better (Official Audio)
flex karre ho kya
dukh ne hume zaroor find kar liya




@rocky marten kitthe gye
π

$p unbelievable tiger shroff
$q
ab bohot dosti ho gayi hai dost hi ban rahe hai jabse paida hue hain
Kp isko wou tere raat ke sone se pehele wala gaana sunana 
Started playing Taylor Swift - You Belong With Me
hey bhagwaan
isme move nahi hota na?
hota hai
tab nahi banegi dost
kya move krna hai 
$insert 7 years
im too cool to have frands
song
yeh gana bhi ex crush ke liye gaate the
Yaar hame bhi koi DJ ka role dedo π₯² π₯² π₯²
power ka galat instemaal 
@safe forum love story ko next sunna hai 
ek to achhe gaane suna rha
Kaunsa
@sullen sleet
kluas ki baat suno
abbey
poora report card dedo
hnji bolo
klaus
Dr. Coca Cola π
haan?
bolo aage?
kya hua?
@rocky carbon
.
$q
move nahi hota na?
$np
$move 97 90
Moved Taylor Swift - Love Story from index 97 to index 90
notty
next ke next chalega
ohh ho gaya 
89 nhi kra
okk
7 years
Ijjat do, virus hun beta
Bam Boss... Nice yrrr
mera poora defense mechanism fuck kar diya
lagta hai @rocky marten ki wicket gir gai π
@gentle mason ha bolo
volume 1?
Corona ko aaj tak koi ijjat nahi de paaya toh tum kya hi cheez ho π
knock out
Started playing Lukas Graham - 7 Years (Official Music Video)
minor hai tu
kuchh nahi bhai ho gaya
best song
vahi 
yaar
revive to karde
$queue
gai ab kya 
make yourself some friends
Isko minor aur kya bolte h apan log
or youll be lonely
Yashika kya?

hanji
Google pe naam search karo, Ultron ko hack kiya hai, respect me

what if? ref
Ohhh
itne criteria hai toh shaadi dot com pe jao
Google pe search krne ki bhi zaroorat nahi
Akkha public ko maalum corona ke wajah se duniya 2020 se kese jee rha hai π
π
Yaa
Tinder bhi aajkal koi matrimonial site se kam nahi hai π₯²

sach me bhulgaye aap π₯²
Abe computer virus hun, hack karta hun buddhima, biological virus nhi hun
sabko bhul jate hai
Abhi thoda thoda yaad h boss... Ekdm se nhi bhul gyi
Arre pta hai bhai
Mene bhi What If..? Dekha hai
ye boss wla new personality trait hai
maine ek baar timepass ke liye tinder pe profile bana no photo no name nothing phir bhi right swipe mil rahe thaπ kitne desperate log hai vro.. itne toh hum bhi nahi hai
Ro nakko... Tu bhi yaad h
soon ill be 60 yrs old
kahan gaya bc
Toh buddhe ko dekhte hi maje kyu kete ho
Huh?!
marathi?
awaaz?
gunga
Thodi modi... Bss smjh aati

Mai toh unko decline krta jo iPhone se mirror selfie bhejte
kuch bolne ke baad boss bolne ka 
abe yaar
Chod diya
mera lovestory
$dc
koi toh panauti hai yahan

punjabi?
hagg diya
$p don't you need somebody enrique Iglesias
love story 
$play come and get your love
Sunti hu... Wo bhi bss smjh me aati h
Bot mar gaya bc
Sab ke sab dusre music wale pe chalo

sb theek hai? 
Hnn... Kyu puccha?
raabta
samjh aaye na aaye feel aani chahiye
lag nhi rha replies se 
Heinn... Bhai aisa kyu
ta ki achhe se ro ske
Waah bc
kyun kya, pehle wala feel nhi aaraha to bola bss
diwali me mai ranchi hoke aa bhi gya :triggered:
aur koi reason thodi hai
Ohh.. uska main kuch nhi kr skti boss.
yes yes change is the only constant π«
Yaar tm sb kya kya bol rahe ho... Mereko smjh nhi aa rha
arre load nhi, boht din baad aaye ho na
aur thode sad alg se lg rhe ho

isliye keh rhe
kuchni π
Sad to main hu nhi... Phir zabardasti ka dukhi kyu kr rhe ho tmsb mereko bc

arre hm kyun krenge
we're just making sure you ok
$p Casanova tiger shroff
alag to lagre
our old e-homie
mil ni rha
hata diya
Yaar thik h... Ab utna mn nhi krta ye sb krne ka
kyu bc
haan bss whi lga hme bhi
vo hi puchre. sb theek hai na?
Hnnn sb mst h
bdiya
Jiii
$p Tum se hii
@hearty vault long time no see

$p tera hi rahun lyrics
@hearty vault hey qt
$dc
ayeee

Kaisaaa hai

$play
mai ek dum mast. aap btaoo

$play love story taylor swift
love story
abe sunna hai
$join
nah
insert karle
okieee
Me also
kaha gayab the itne din
exam and all
ooo. kaise gye?
Started playing Lukas Graham - 7 Years (Official Music Video)
ok
Ok
$upcoming
Acha gaya Tu bata kaha tha
khatam hi ho gya
mai cllg
time ni milta tha
Started playing Taylor Swift - Love Story
Maine aaj hi Terko yaad kia tha
Shiddat sun rhe the toh but tera ID nai mila
plaulist laga rha
arre arre
π«

hnn


Yesss

Aur bata kaisi chal rhi pdhai
vacation chalri, to padha hi ni
aur abb online ho gya
$upcoming

Started playing Ed Sheeran - Shape of You (Official Music Video)
dukh, dard, peeda,kasht
$dc
I have left the voice channel
bhai
Reason: Posted a link
$skip
aayega wapas
Yehi zindagi hai.
π«
earphones ki battery gyi
$q
to ab so jaayega?
lag gye
$profile
uthna hi padega

charger lane uthra
ohh π

Kismat achhi hai
Started playing Love Me Like You Do - From "Fifty Shades Of Grey"
kya jugad?
@hearty vault amar?
@bright stone
Dost ke airpods maar rkhe the. Vapis hi nhi kiye the

Ruddy
vaah bc
π
Ronaldooo
kismat ho to esi

Kaisa hai
kidhr hai abhi?
Pehli baar
Mast 
Bdiya
Ghar par π₯² π₯²

nicee sb health me ok?

Vo twinning vale din
@hearty vault hello 
Bhaiii... Puchh rahi thi wo aaj kal nhi aata tere saath...
π
π
Mast π π 
Started playing Shape of You

You ?
Long time no see
Oh aa gya
wo din b kya din the
haan haan me too
You bruk up wid yuh ex still in love so yuh single
Me bruk up wid mi ex him dead to me I'm a widow
Han na
Saara din vc baithe rehte
No tension
Hello 
Yo yo same long time
Kaisa hai
Mei hi nai aati 
Nahi aana tha kyaπ
you?
Thik hun, aapna bata
Nhiii bhaiiii aao aao... Lekin dono saath me aao
Mai mast cllg online ho gye to nhi
Okβ
Mai mast. Pehchana na bc?
Bye 
Haan bhaiβ
Dosto se baat kar rahe hain
.

Ohho karo

Kya kya sunta hai

Started playing See You Again (feat. Charlie Puth)
Bhai


$skip
Despacito has been skipped
Started playing death bed (coffee for your head)
Started playing Sick Boy
Started playing Taki Taki (with Selena Gomez, Ozuna & Cardi B)
good night @rocky carbon @young zephyr @safe forum
good night ji 
$upcoming
Goodnight 
ronaldo ji

suniye na
hindi laga dijiye
$clear
The queue has been cleared
please π’
$collection load ronaldo indie
$shuffle
The queue has been shuffled
Started playing Waqt Ki Baatein - Dream Note ( Lyrics )


acche insaan ho aap

π«

in the end, all will be worth it
stay strong my homie
Bc
I've got you

bss remove mt kr dena
aur hostel wali bakchodi ke liye sorry
uss din josh me the sb
Hostel vali?


haan jo last snap opened hai
aapko lgta hoga kitna bakchod aadmi hoon mai

dukh se niklne ke chakkar me

nhi to phle mai ek black screen uspe good night
nhi yaar mai bss mann ki baat bta de rha



sachh me


Bhai zyada serious hora
Plz
Aaj ke liye aur serious nhi

Pehle hi tab se kuch achha sa ni lag rha
!rank
f bhai f
so jao ab 
oye ise yahan mt kra kro #rank-check me kiya kro
lol
Hain?
kya be?
hmm shyd
Shayd kya hota hai be
arre meri bhi baat nhu hui hai acche se 
Kar bc
Puch

arre reply nhi hai 
kahan se hai tu? 
ayush panda 
wahiiinn..jahaann koiii.. aata jaattaa nahiii
siachin?
uttar pradesh

wahi to aate hai sb
hyderabad
aa jao
omicron hai
accha to gata hai
Okey vai
bhai hyderabadi hungama kitne dino se nhi khaya
din nhi
mahine
mujhe bhi pasand hai
rajasthani chutney bhi
nhi aata kya ab?
pata ni
Pta hai
hmm yahan to nhi milta
Sad feel krata hai
hyderabad mai toh nahi dikhta lol
chd me hai?
lol
brown nai
Nhi
red
Aaj tak ni dikhe
dark red
Started playing Salman Elahi - Pahadon Mein (Official Audio)

Brown
naroon jobhi
haan waisa hi mtlb
mazak ni kar ri
jisne khaya hoga pehchaan hi jayega
hyderabad mai biriyani milti
maine bhi lockdown me hi khaya tha
jo mai khati nahi

kya khati hai? 
lucknow ke kabab ni khaye hyderabad ki biriyani nahi khayi jahan jaati hoon wahan se sir gaali aur joote ha kar aati hoon
π
new order?
Nhi
itne kaand kyun krti hai firr


kya kru oh ladies mai hoon aadat se majboor
vicky bahl nhi hai tu
vegetarian hoon na.. dono jagah ka famous khana ni kha oaati lol
uff pain
ranveer singh mere bhagwaan hain
no pain no gain
aditya roy kapoor?
woh bhi
wo bhi hai 

aahaan zrur zrur
32 crore devta hai hmare
carefully bolna jail na ho jaye
aapki kripa rhi to 1 crore aur ho jayenge
π



bhai tera ye accent apna sa lagta hai
π«
Started playing Tumhare aane se | Official video | Ashu Shukla
kahan se ho
lol
mera chaar accent nikalta muh se
kaafi random
$q
har jagah ka influemce haina
phle bhi
ohh.. bohot bolti hoon na isliye sabko baate repeat karti rehti hoon
bhol jati hoonn kise kya bola tha
nani/dadi ghar/pura khandaan- Bihar
rhta Jharkhand me
ooo


kahan sone?
aisa lag raha hai aapko bhi yahi bola tha pehle kya
gedi maarne idk 
Arre dw. Mujhe bhi nhi yaad rehta
hm dono saath me hi the
Abey 3 baj rhe
mujhe lag raha shayad apne pcm ki dastaan sunai thi
5 baje
khali khali sadkein
Se
Lets not talk about that

ohh
choro yaar wo sb


Started playing Omar Mukhtar- Urta Tara (Official Music Video)
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$seek 1:00
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late night snack 2nd best snack
$seek 1:25
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$seek 1:35
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after meπ
maggi bna lo





kal le aana. ghar jaunga to daily late night maggi snaps
Bahar jaana padega


Thand hai

apne haath ki bnayi maggi miss kra bhai maine

punjabis ko thand nhi lgti bhaaji
Hostel mein induction stove nhj hai
bana lo phir
prove kar

allowed nhi hai
Bc. Bhul gya beemar hu
Minor probs


abhi tk hai? 

Zukham. Sir dard.halka sa fever
ksii ko allowed nhi hai
aapse bade bade bhi ldke hai yahan
βΉοΈ
Cllg mein to hai
sb bimar kyun hai bc


allen wale allow nhi krte
Mai to ghumne gya tha. Thand lag gyi vahan

Noobs

kisi bhi cheez ko shiddat se chaho toh sneak kar hi sakte ho
Started playing Phir se shuru - Ashu Shukla l A song on re-initiation of love

arre pta hai allen ke center ke 1 km ke radius me non veg ke shops allowed nhi hai

Btaya tune

me when my mom asks me to sleep jaldi
mere ko last word rehne doπ

@safe forum

han
Yahin puchle bc
boyboygudnytserjhdd;


Aisa kya puchna

jaa
$skip

good night bola na
Iss song ke baad me going
ja ab

naam ka mtlb puch rha tha
hmm

toofan

Title padh
ko hi
Iss gane ka

arre suna hai maine bhi boht baar
mastt gana hai
π 

Kavya who
Kavya u
@drowsy brook
waise toh kavy bolte but waise hi kuch
Nooes

Nopes
kuch aur hoga re

$upcoming
wapas 
Bhai aish
poem hi haii
poetic composition in Sanskrit and other Indic languages characterized by decorative elaboration.

noice
Velle bc


βοΈ

Yaar
ok
Kitna hai pyaar | A song dedicated to one-sided love | Ashu Shukla has been skipped
Started playing Bharat Chauhan - Ghar (Official Music Video)
$previous
bas karo
Nopes
π
Baat nhi hoti bc


lgate bhi hai kuch?
Kaunse status?

status pe
Whatsapp?

whatsapp pe hi hota hai status
Whatsapp kaun chalata hai
insta pe story hoti hai
discord bulao fir

Insta boht hai

yaar

baat waat htao
tataaa
Nhi kar skta pagal
sidhe iss gaane ki link bhejo









