#jockie-2-commands
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$p manisten x lukka arttistan

sham ko nostalgia ho gya
Yes


$p manisten x lukka arttistan dastakhat
aare aaja skip kr dere
Naii
$p manisten x lukka arttistan dastakhat
Aarhi vaise bhi
2 min mei
maggi banake?
Maggie*
thiek hai vai
bc saste loser
Started playing YAKUZA - Fury Rapsters | Shaikh | Mirza | Prod By Z4NE
@young zephyr bhai insta dun deepanshu bhai/bhen ka?
apne hi kamine hote h
For gases
- U is a state function
- U depends only on Temperature
- βU depends only on β T
- βU is path independent
mai to abhi ye kr rha bhai baap amrega nhi kiya to
π’

Nikal dc delete kar ke padh

that's... inspiring, main bhi jaarha padhne
Isse inspire hojate ho mai roz kuch bhejdungi
rule kaise kare when you can't divivde
Dil toot gya aab UPSC clear krega
bihar se hai kya?
Physics dekh ke js ke liye inspo
mai?
wo, jo upsc nikalega bolra
Mai iss gaane se inspire ho gya ab mei gaane banane jaara

usko puch na fir
π₯Ίππ».
Full sapot
arre teko toh malum hi hoga na, 3 din ki relationship mein tha tu
Thanks bhaai π«
cd kaisa hai?
Falguni pathak ko
Masttt bilkul aap?
apan bhi ekdum kirrak che
Rapper chaate meri
savage hai smoke
Unke liye mai rikishi
$np
Skrr
jise chaaha dil se wo kbhi mili nhi
Nais
pra prab deep
Prabh prabh deeeep
vai mai ek bar muhh jo fera fir nhi ata laut ke
ab vo apni life mai khush hai and mai apni π¦

Started playing Screenplay - Dhanji x Siyaahi x Acharya (Official Music Video)

$p Brag Brag jani
han bhai full sapot, kbhi gaand maarni ho iski toh batana

$p kashmakash jani
4424 pe bajne ka shaunk hai
cd kya chalra aajkl?
$p cry on cue jani
$p maqaam jani
@young zephyr smoke ka song laga wo
zexu hota toh "treble" reply krta
Facts no cap period
Project poora krra
10 din ki chutti mili hai usme me science exhibition ke liye project bnane ko de diya hai
ye sahi hai mera naam pe PJ maar bhi diya
Started playing Secret Underground Bamboo House
$skip
$p emiway been there
π
π«
Ye rapper jaise mr bean
Koi kari ni harkat
$p im ready krs
bean bear google kr mere naam pe
Mfkers after doing the biggest controversy in Dhh
matt krna bc twitter aa jayega
Jokko pe
thoko ge
$p kisse the siege
Archana hasse jaise unfunny jokko pe

$move 96 84
Moved The Siege, EBE & MC Kode - Kisse | Lyric video | Real Life Productions | Kala Kranti Media from index 96 to index 84

Fir vapis ghar jaao chaddar lapet ke sojao kyuki thand bohot hori hai
$upcoming
$p rapper tabah
Aah aah
f bhai
Taangein chatt se
queue se neeche hi chala gya
Gaane ka naam "ghar" isse liye thaa
$queue
zexu ( Taylor Swift's Version )
Zorba harami
nana patekar?
Katte le aaye
dm
(Taylor's Version)*
Started playing MANTRA - LUKKA | UZI | MUSIC VIDEO | 2020
copkuch likh du level badhta rhe
MANTRA - LUKKA | UZI | MUSIC VIDEO | 2020 has been skipped
Started playing DASTAKHAT | LUKKA | MANISTEN | HINDI RAP | 2021
$skip
DASTAKHAT | LUKKA | MANISTEN | HINDI RAP | 2021 has been skipped
Started playing JANI - Brag Brag ft, Zas, Shareh, 2Ace, Savage (Official Audio)

wtf
@uneven hare love you
mod banjaunga fir zixu ko ban kardunga
intekam milega
Apna lagaya gaana hi skip kar diya
you wutt?

Yessir Go for it
πouch
love you too bhai
Aryan khan
dhirumonchik ?
Yayyyyyy
oh
that's my fav love quote
next β€οΈ
Dhurumonchik sunnenge itne bure din aagye
lol yaa
No cap nhi bajega
hoi
Filters ke saath lge dhirumonchikna
$upcoming
why?
.
$p dhumketu lukka
ohh
ok then byee xd
abhi toh ek hi season aaya hai @barren yoke 
baaad mein aata hu
Yooo
Okaybro
Talk shit
Ye gaana sickk π₯
Decade
Na kar mujhe tu bhen pesh
Pac
Mazaak ni
Yessir
Started playing JANI - Kashmakash (Official Audio)
$p savage x talha yunus
@young zephyr itni jaldi brand new relationship mein bhi aagye zexu ji
Bhai isko next laga skte hai kya @young zephyr
@young zephyr chup bc π³
bhai catfish h vo kl ko nitro gift kra to tera hi aktega fir tu bhi physics padhega 
π’
$upcoming
π
bhai ye bhot jhaantu bot hai
aur main khaana kha rha hun
@uneven hare ye kon hai?
dost h
itna afsos ke saath kyun bolra lol
F
π
bawa idhr kaise?
Started playing JANI - Maqaam (Official Audio)
aur main? 
$queue

Ty in da building beat'e kehti hai bhai ther zara
vibhishan
Warna to laga deta
π₯
$upcoming
$ mv 5 1
Bc
Tu yaha
$move 5 1
You are missing the required session permission index queue to do that

$move 5 1
jj47
Moved Katoptris - Saanp from index 5 to index 1
jokay
Bc
$queue
$move 99 1
Moved Savage - ILLZAAM ft. Talhah Yunus (Audio) from index 99 to index 1
chen k
Hassan


$p illzaam talha yunus savage
$move 5 1


Started playing DAX x EMIWAY "I Been That" (Official Video)
Aaj ke liye itna kaafi hai
$s
Skipping, 1/7 (4 votes required)
$skip
DAX x EMIWAY "I Been That" (Official Video) has been skipped
Started playing KR$NA X RAFTAAR - Iβm Ready
$upcoming
Koi nhi seh lenge thoda
$q
level up ke liye ye msg kra h
Chupp Bkl ye message meine lvl up ke liye nhi karra hai
$skip
mne kra h level up ke liye vai
bkl kya h vese?
definitely not bhen ke lode
$p qoum bhutt rap demon
Par meine nhi kiya lvl up ke liye
ok vai
bhn k lode
@ stockfish bhai ye banda catfish hai and toxic ho rha
bas itna likhne ki deri h
Badshah ka gaana hai

okii vai
Haan vaai
bhai e lafda mt kr last warning
bacchon ko kyun dara rha bisi
dum hai toh mohak ko diss krke dikha
$q
Started playing LUKKA - DHUMKETU | (OFFICIAL AUDIO) | 2017
sun bsdk merko tag krna band kr aur reqst matt bhej
$skip kar dun ye waala ?
Usage: $skip
Description: Skip the current track
$np
Nice
$p shayad jokhay
toxic kyun horhe bhai aap

chal vai 2rs catfish nitro ke liye kr rha amd mujhe gyan de rha


Kya hua bhai ?
zexu lmao
Sab bhaag gye ye gaana sunke
Mst gaana chl rha 
$skip
F
Illzaam kisne hataya bc

Mkc
Ab boht hua
Lund
Zindagi

@coarse trench bhai isko leo leo leo

Started playing SHAYAD - Jokhay | JJ47 | Talhah Yunus
ruk main krta
ho gya tera aab tag krna band krde
teri gand tod dunga

tere songs suna band kra dunga wait and watch

wtf bsdk smjh ni aata terko

Idhar aa saade
e alfda bhadi padega tereko
What happened ?
Laddu gaand mei de dunga
Mazaak kr ra oyee
bhai ban kr do @uneven hare ko
@uneven hare ignore kr be
@uneven hare kya hua ?
Are agr g*nd se khaunga to kya muh se hgunga? 
Bhaag gya kya ?
Rahul Gandhi real ID se aaa


@young zephyr oye mat kr pareshan usko
music vc hi chor di bhai ne
Aur kaise ho vaai aap ?
Vdhiya, aap?
Kuch bole to btana
Mute kr denge 21din ke liye

okk vai last chance dete h usko 
Haan ππ«
$p jani roshni
dost hai mera
Haan abhi chhota hai vo
@young zephyr interview clear ho gya
wow, congrats! β€οΈ
thenks 
Wese kis chij ka interview
Chalo
thanks vai π«
Congo
wahi react wala jo achha gya tha?
Karamchaari ban gye zexu vaai
bhai phle joining toh hone de
Woohoo π
thankyou bhai β€οΈ
Hahahah mazaak kr ra
Started playing Savage - ILLZAAM ft. Talhah Yunus (Audio)
haa bhai
Finally
π«
I will now repeat the current track :repeat_one:
Kya me puch skta hu, kis chij ka interview tha?
$np
$q
J cole ke PA ka
abhi mail aaya kya?

web developer
π
Biryani ke saath mei roz khaata taane bc biryani to khaata hai na roz saala privileged ka choda
Woohoo π congo again
sick mere log, tabhi ill diya naam


Hello
ruby ne Javascript k interview clear hone pe call kiya ( programming joke)
Jaahil thee par kabhi ye haath nhi faile
kkrh aap?
Wohi bhai kaamπ₯
chalo kuchh toh kaam aayi ded ruby
Tu padhaai nhi kr rha kya bc
Bhagja dalle ash aara hai pokeball leke
π ..
$p hasan raheem sar phira
Me misty ki ball me jaata huπ
Tharki saala
Ab bada aadmi ho gya hai vo
rukja dost ko call krke aata hoon
@uneven hare that's what I asked
han yaar ab kya hi sunega humare saath
notes likh rha mai to songs sunte sunte 
Haan bhai 

$upcoming
You are not in a voice channel
Me gya hi nhi
Ohhhhhh
Rap sunn le mast
@short siren kkrh?
wohi sunrhi thi kabse
Cabage moment
Rap sunn raha hun ilsaam

illzaam hai dehati

Koi ni galti insaan se hi hoti hai
tasawwur mtlb?
Anpadh bol deta bhai dehaati bol diya
illzaam hai wo, bawa
@young zephyr

π΄
Loop pe hai kya yeh gana ?
imagination
$np
Haan

Kyo
okie
Google kya mast cheez hai
Ah

$loop end
end is not a valid number
Nice
wahi, sadly sham doesn't know how to use it
$Skip
Savage - ILLZAAM ft. Talhah Yunus (Audio) has been skipped
Started playing JANI - Roshni (Audio)

Average Linux user
Don't
it made no sense tbh, but bawa bole toh has diya
Matlab kuch bhi
Mai bhi vahi soch raha tha ki isme hasne ka kya tha?
mohak se puchhte
wohi pehle hasa

Rofl hori boht bhayankar
Mohak ka naaam lete hi has deta hai voh
Facts spitting hori boht bhayankar
msg for level up4

Started playing Hasan Raheem - Sar Phira ft Abdullah Kasumbi | Arham Ikram
bawa aajkl kya kr rhe?
yup
@brazen storm ?
Nhi nhi
Ohhkay


aaj nhi jaarha cricket?
Bulaaya tha par meine bahana maar diya ki mai market jaara hoon mummy ke saaath
$p hasan raheem aise kaise
Started playing changes
$np

Tentacion ka choda to chala gya
Bas timepass ki karta hun aaj kal
kidhr?
Shh secret hai
changes has been skipped
Started playing Hasan Raheem - Aisay Kaisay ft Abdullah Kasumbi
Are aapko kaise pata
Magik
main bhi khelra wahi aajkl na
π€
Yeh zexu kidhar gaya?
Cake kat rha hoga
tere bolte hi dm aaya uska
Zexu bakery mai kaam kabse karne laga
Ohoo
Cow dung ?
Level 6 hoga bhaiyon
Bakery me wo khud cake nhi kat te wo bs bechte h (hmare yaha to yhi hota h)
100 saal jiye ga ab vo 
sadly
budhape ki zindagi bhot kharab hoti
There are no more tracks
Usse pehle to duniya hi khatam ho jaaye gi
$p hasan raheem joona
There are no more tracks

$p raga skills
Started playing SKILLS | RAGA | UZI | 2020

Humare yaha bhi vahi hota hai
Raga

haldwani mein bakery hi nhi hai
Tum jaha rehte ho vaha Bakery bhi hoti hai ?
Haldwaani mai cake import karna padta hai kya?
han
Humare yaha to halwa ban jaata hai aur usse hi kaat dete hai hum
Import tax bhi lagta hoga tab phir
Candle laga ke
Phle yhi hota tha
han lagta hi hoga

There are no more tracks
Phir Modiji aagye
$p raga kaisa hai bhai
f bhai
Started playing KAISA HAI BHAI - RAGA | MUSIC VIDEO | UZI | CREVIXA
$p raga pinnak na tod
lvl up ho gya f Bhai
$upcoming
$p natkhat seedhe maut
Party girl iz here
itni khushi ek saath kaise hazam krega tu?
YS laga do tab phir
waah
Hua kya hum ?
waamu ko bula rha main balance krne
$p hum rap demon
Congo again


thankyu again 

It's party time
Par kis chiz ki party hai voh toh batao

bc
Zexu ki job lag gyi
uss manhoos ka naam mat le
Humare yaha Aisa hi hota hai
Started playing PINNAK NA TOD | RAGA | UZI | CREVIXA | MUSIC VIDEO
$p badshah party shuru
waah mohak
Nickelodeon
wo jab merko job se nikal denge tab

Nice π€£
$p grind emiway

$p ninja hattori intro hindi
π―
@uneven hare party kis baat ki hai voh toh batao
itne healing wale hote emiway ke gaane?
kuch ni vai bss job lagi hai
Job
Are bhai party toh banti hai
@short siren saale
yuss
Do
Hmm
bawa hauz khas ek din ke liye book kr lete
Started playing Seedhe Maut - 'NATKHAT'

time kya horha hai 
F
3:53
Are zexu ke muh se sunna tha
*54 
54*
f
F
Yeh karlo pehle
maine toh haath se likh k btaya lekin

wo toh thi hi nhi, ohh itna ganda ignore got it
@uneven hare ab toh paise hi paise honge
55* i had to wait exactly 1 minute for this moment
$p hasan raheem joona
π

nai bhai
Yess

π

Ek rap paiskash karen
Hmm
Please
aabhi lo
Lisp hai kya
Ab toh zexu busy ho jaayega
$p 1 se 23 karma
Reason: Capital letters
pesh ka pata nai lekin kash maarega wo zaroor aaj
Komedy King π
π₯² haa bhot khali insaan tha aabtak
Aah
Started playing Rap Demon - HUM (Official Music Video)
Are khali nahi the velle the
kitne ghante unavailable rhoge 
ouch
Ab job lag gayi toh rich ho jaaoge
zexu kitna bhi busy ho le, lekin waamu ke liye time nikal hi lega
as dino once said "ye toh log batayenge"

Ab waamu kya hai?
nai toh bhai kon bola
Username
zexu ki dusri khushi
@uneven hare @lapis yew @young zephyr @young zephyr Dr strange ka naya trailer dekhe?
bhot gandi gaali hai
nahi 
pehli* sorry

Haan vaai post credit scene mai hi dekha tha mkc kya G faad hai
nai vai multiverse na? dekhunga
SS lo iska
nhi, lekin suna hun harami aaya hai
π
ice cream khaungi song lagau?
phir baad mein zukham hogya bolke rona bhi toh hai
@merry gulch real id se aa
yess

Zexu ko khilani chaiye par khud khaari hai nirlaj insaan
zexu ko mujhe khilana chahiye
+1

Both the scenarios are true

is sunday ko mere dost log bhi party rakh rhe
poore ghar ki feel dedi terko
apna apna kha lete hai phir same thing hojayga
Ye to mere dost ka nickname hai

Ek kaam kar khol locker
kon loser?
Kad pehhe fir lock kar
$p aaj raat ka scene badshah
Ye bhi ho skta hai
haa aaj insaano wale song sunte hai
Phone kad liya
$move 119 115
Moved Badshah - Aaj Raat Ka Scene Banale | Jazbaa | Shraddha Pandit | Diksha | Jaanu from index 119 to index 115
$upcoming
But puhli na uda charger
ek hi toh hai
@brazen storm ye haraami
TV
$remove 118
Removed track Hasan Raheem - JOONA ft. Abdullah Kasumbi
party leave kon kr ra
$remove 117
Removed track Ninja Hattori Theme Song Hindi Opening in Hindi HD
modizee ka safai abhiyaan bhot seriously le liya tune
$p angreji beat honey singh
party mei chup chap baith gaye
bjp fangirl
$p luck 28 Diljit
$p dope shope
itna galat koi kaise ho skta hai

+1
toh itna proudly kyu bolri
$p proper patola diljit
Kya hua vaai
$p 4 baj gye
kattar hindu
kattar π
veri havi word

Muslim cutter hindu*
OH NO
same 

Started playing EMIWAY - GRIND (PROD. FLAMBOY) (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
@uneven hare aaj raat ka toh aapka waamu ke saath scene hoga
yeh kya lag gaya
$np
Smex hoga puri raat

bkl kaleesh krwa k maanega tu.. fir wo gand le k aa jata h
Reason: Too many spoiler tags
@young zephyr kya kehre bhai
"gaand leke aa jaata hai" ye toh tere fayde wali baat hui na
Maakhi
Yeh kya laga diya

$np
chill kr na
hogaya
ek aur verse bhi hai kya
skip kru?
ya toh bhai wala deer ya fir bhai wala dear

Karde yaar
Chalo mai chlta criket khlne unhe pata lg gaya nai jhoot bolra tha
already chill kr ra bc thanda hora
fuc
ok byee
$s
π«
π«
Virat kholi
itni himmat?
Fast pase bowler hoon mai
Ohoo
$p dope shope yo yo
Yo yo
Dj power π
Pancho
ban boon ho jayegi, hadd mein reh le no offense se krwa dunga ban
gana shuru karo pancho

bc gaana toh gaa
woh mod hai?
$ss
$Np
nice
$seek 1:30
Track has been wound to 01:30/04:35 :fast_forward:
Aah
wait ab
mai chlta kya pta call aa jaye joining k liye

Bas lg gya
song start hoga toh btana
Behosh ho jayega
hogaya vai
Ho gaya

Issa vibe

try{
}
catch{
}
Punjabi gali?
gaali ni hai 

π₯


Available on itunes

try {
ladki ko propose krunga
}
except {
wo naa bol degi
}
finally {
life toh jhand hai hi
}
samjh gayi vai 
sikha diya bisi

Mujhe samjhao ab


f
hein
galti se mistake
bhai Punjabi matt lagao 
Doping shopping
haa clega
haa ik chlega
chlega
bawa ko don't back down sunate
cuz dope shope jeksu does
maine lagaya hai toh chalega


+1
$np
wait
π―
dont skip

honey singh 
leg day? yes
kaan ka bhosda hone wala 












