#jockie-2-commands
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Wo fake general chat h, yahi asli general chat h 
😂
Who ski 
Cheeze agar tu asleep hai toh na bol

?
Started playing Tu Jaane Na by Atif Aslam
Tu jaanee naa
Tu jane naa
Dkhlo itna dil toda hai ki pehchann ni rhi

@elder lark

Mil ke bhi hum na mile

$q
Yess

Sapne h palko talee
Tmse na jane qq

Cheeze asleep hai
Tuu janee naa
Babu 
Na he bol rha hai itni der se
Sus cheeze
Haan 
N word bypass
Sai
Apne nhi
Misty asleep aagya
Ko bulao

Saii






Tf abb aajaega carlbot se
?whoischeeze
Gaya ek aur banda


Kyaa chal raha hai?

?ban cheese alt of asleep
Asleep?
Bilkul darr lage toh sai ko bula lena

Bully hogya cheese 
Kon sai?
Mai janu naaaa
Whi jiske wajah se cheeze aaya ni toh asleep. ....tha

Started playing Uska Hi Banana by Arijit Singh
Samaj gaya yarrr
Uska hi banana wtf 
Kaise 👀

vo abhi hoga shyd suhani ya aui sv me
Me nahi hu asleep
Link diyo mujhe v

Okk 
Among us india
Among us india
Yeh kb bna 
Kisiko trust nahi haii 😂
Sabko
2 mod ke name bta
Muje koi samjao yar discord kaise use karte hai
Vhi jaao puchne sach pta chal jayega
Bc among us india mai jaoge na bhai verification time inte sawal puchte h jaise abhi unska server bc hijak kar lenge
I know ke mods hote hai jo main hote hai
haan


Aye khuda
Suhani ke sv pe hoga vo
Ye log sad song pe has rahe
Gimme linkk
Kuch zada hi dukh dkh liya na zindagi mai ab maza aa rha wo dukh mai v isi liye has rhe hai
Bhai sad sunne aayi thi ab hass ri hu
😂😂
Kis name se hai us server mein?
Dm
Thand lag rhi 
Started playing Mujhe Peene Do by Darshan Raval

Mujhe pee ne do
Raat aayi haii
Kisko peena hai
Mujeee
@elder lark never tried, usko
Pani laoo
Peene do
Hey
@crisp cargo bula rhe
Bachpan mein 
@elder lark dkho paani ko yad kar rha
Try kari thi
Ban bhai

Sai kaha gyaa
Firse
Abhi ban karwao
Helo
a gayi
2 ghoot, fever remove krne ke liye 

Roop toh paani peeta hai


Wo to sai pita h 
Aj mera fest tha

Kaisa hua?
Galat fehmi paalna is good
Mahshallah

Hi darlings 
Aaye

Dhat bhai

Sharam ari aise to 
Nice pfp @crisp cargo 
Are me pine ke paani ki bat kar raha tha

Tysm soni
Ye to hooman aayi
Aree panni aaj na asleep ban hogya

Bengoli vibes
Kyu har time baitha rehta h wo madarchod. Issiliye?
Fest mein ye he pehn ke gaye the ?

Started playing Tera Zikr by Darshan Raval
ni
Vibe kya h.. m to hu hi bangali
Guess kisne ban kiya hoga

Guess kisne karvaya hoga
Sai ne hi kiya
Give options

you

Mai nhi thi bhai me inocent 

Mai bhi ni thi


Ban karwana is good yk
Mein bhi nahi tha phir toh bc
Han sab Nokia ki galti hai
If I leave dc.. m tum.sabko ban karwa k jaugi
Usi ne karwaya
Yes

Sai ki powers ka use krke 

Nah
I have a secret santa


he is
Sai hai santa ka naam
Eh gandu



Started playing Jo Tu Na Mila by Asim Azhar
Tamez se
Tum the yahi phir ab nahi
Soni ko bol rhe ho kya

m hu hi nahi is duniya ki


Panni ban hogya hai waise

Jo tu na mila mujhe


Dil ko kya bataunga


sorry this item can't buy


I have pyar points
Sirf dekhne ke liye rkha h
20 rs ki backchodi aur karde
Ab pyar ko laoge mai kya hi bolun
Hai na Roop.
But bikau nahi hu 
Panni roop ki bidayi hogyi hai
Abe nhii matalbi
Wtf

Duo me jake baant do
Mere bina kisne ki bhau
Started playing Asal Mein by Darshan Raval
Dosto ko ghar bula lo
Kuch v afwa faila rha bhai
Khalo ek din
Ghas ne
no food sharing. We don't do this here
Ghas ki itni himmat nai h
Ghass se jee to niklegi nhi roop ko kya nikalega

@somber basin kya bol rahi hai matlabi tum nahi ho mere
Emotional damege bhai


Aree bhai jee jokes yaha popular hai kya sv me

Emotional damage 
Best

Vo toh misty ne bola na
Misty ne toh bss true hai bola tunhare msg pe 
Sai ne

Khud apne pair pe kulhadi maar li
are usko bola kisne
roop
Kyu
tell crow
Lmao
ok fir justifalble
Hum maze le rahe the banasleep
Kyu Roop k sath ashleel karhat ki?
Started playing Ek Tarfa by Darshan Raval
Harkat*
Usne bola mein alt nahi bana paunga dubara itne mein sai aagaya ban kardiya
Nudes mang rha tha 

Usko lga ki koi ni dkh rha hoga aur boldiya ki vo alt hai aur sai aagya pta ni kaha se
Roop ne tag krdiya
Ye log bol rhe the #banalseep tab mai bas #banmydukh boli thi bhai
Bas
Phir kya meri v nam aa gyi
Roop
Fir usko unban karwana ki na?
Arre Mai to aap se bharosa karke likha tha vo Sai kaha se aaya pta hi nai chala man_facepalmingpensive
maine toh apne kaam se kara tha
Fomo
Kara to tha 
sem

Chalo dubara karte hai
But bahut pehle kiya tha
#bansoni

Timing kharab thi sai ki ussi time aaya


#bansoni
Busdik

Dafaa
Soni alt or wot?

Abe 
Soni to soniya gandhi ki alt h
Level 5+ kiya h mushkil se

Wapas nyi id se kon krega
Kya
@saiii
Level 5 


Level 35+ 
Started playing Zaroorat (From "Ek Villain") by Mustafa Zahid
Roop ye lagal log h 
Nick perms


no velli
Dekh liya

Operation wgera karo
Afk
Jesus Roop and I saw that
Karuga. Tumhara kidney bech k
Jesus ka roop*

Wtff
iPhone bhi nhi milega 
Whut



Mera dost ne uska name party rkh diya ab jo bhi party mangta bolta chal 
Tu bol rha tha kal dost ke yha party leke aaya
Jesus meko maf kar dena. M to.christian bhi nai hu
. Kaunse dharmm m paap lag gya
?

Busdik

😆😆
meko dusre dharm m shadi karna h..


Jesus memes 

Jesus mhaan h 
Ish meko to ip adrrss hi ban kar dega
Medi
mod thodi h


bhej
Nahi hai
Koi kuch delete kiya?


Started playing Bhula Dena by Mustafa Zahid

Maine kuch nai ki
Usne pta nahi kaise bhej di mein nahi bhej pa rha community ke khilaf hai


WhatsApp karta hu

Misty kaha gyi
Paani dc se jao irl enjoy kro yaha aane ka time nhi hai yhe
Mujhe DM 
A gyi na 
Nahi ho rha dm vo
Tum log kya haha react karre go.
DC kitties

Gandu
Bbye kro mute krra 12 din ka

Bbye bolo sabko

Panni 12 din ke liye kaha chale
Mod powers mat dikhao

Ban bhi kr skta main 
anku_ka_mota
@coarse trench big fan
Means alot


Kese ho? Long time
U good. Nai karoge aise

@elder lark misty gyi kya
Me happy happy tum ?
No
Babu ke pas gai
Kuch nhi rkha vro usme 🤧
kya bheja tune ye
Ski

Me bhi bdhiya 
Haan ig
Ss taken
Started playing Choo Lo by The Local Train

Okay vro, aap bolte ho to aisa hi hoga kyo sunnu teri
Dont be sweet jao dc se abb

@grave nebula sleep?
Insta karde 
Panni ko dc se bann krre kya
Mt maan
Sowie, mjaak 
Chill 
Kya kar re?

Song hu sun rha vro
Started playing Waqt Ki Baatein by Dream Note
$upcoming
Gamerfleet👀
Yeh kon h ab 
Panni ban ni hui
@elder lark jesus christ


Yeh kya dekh liya
Ye gormnt bik gyi hai

Sai ko bol kr dega....tujhe
for environment
ni 
Ghass bhagg ja
eid pe milna
kat bhi jayega without even getting into a relationship

Started playing Muhabbat Tujhe Alvida by Sahir Ali Bagga
$profile
Ni 
abe @grave nebula bihari hai isliye babu bol rhi
hai to wo roop ki suhagan hi
mistri chala jaa pagaar kha jaunga tera
Saale sachin tuchkule thekedaar

thekedaar nhi tha wo ... lekin mai gujju hu 
Pencho kab ban gyi bhai bihari
Bc kuch v

Kaha gye sb
everyone has a bihari inside them ... bas discover krne ki der hai 
@grave nebula or bhai ghr ghr khel liya
Nhi bhai meri andar bas depression or anxiety h
matlabi ek kaam diya tha tujhe 
+1
aur ex ke liye feelings
@velvet sedge tmko yad kar rha
I'm out
Ye ni yaad dilana tha
He was in tho 
Kya kaam
Tumko krra bhai 
Kon dugu
bidaayi 
Kuch bolna hi nhi h
Misty ko tag kiya usne

Hogyi
Konsa misty
tf roop ko akele ko bhaga diye
Kon misty

koi nhi hai
Ni pta mereko bhi koi toh misty thi iss sv me
Hlw bhai
Started playing Lo Maan Liya by Arijit Singh

Ha panni legyi use
Han uske yado mai
@grave nebula dont worry wo behen bhai hai
Hello
Penchoo bhaii

:demnnnn ... meri wali to bas thats what she said jox me kaam aati aab still being more useful than me
Hello, im new here 👉👈
😔ghaas
click and hold
uninstall
paani besuuu

besuu**

Ghaas
kuxh nk
Usko me tod du
mikasa bol rhi wo badhiya ..
aapke haal puch rhi thi
noi kuch ni
(chod) 
ik bol diya use
@somber basin lo maan liya tuta hi nhi

M to jhut bolri thi
Paani er pfp dekhe gorom lage amar dupur aa
Mikasa long time gayab
But ekhn raat
Proven 
Shihorito tomar nupure

Tar por er line mone porche na
Jhap dibo ami premer pukure
Kintu dubbo na
@topaz idol tumko bhi aati bhai koi alg bhaasa
are kya hua
Oh meye kache aso na amai bhalobaso naa
Oo meye kache asho n
Mei hmar marwadi bolu
aayegi bol rhi kuchh din me discord pe 
Nice
I hate my frens
gujrati, marathi, english, hindi, sanskrit (puri nhi) aur punjabi thodi
Ban karwata h
Marwadi?
smjhti
Started playing Chhod Diya by Arijit Singh
puuuri smjhti wo language
Nice 
Kya baat
marwadi dost kaafi rahe hai mere
abhi bhi mai jis mohalle me rehta waha saaare log marwadi hai
aaj kuchh festival ya event tha unka.... gaay ki puja kar rhe the subah

Marwadi or gujju har jagah
Hmm bach baras kl tha

US me to dominate kr rhe gujju... usme bhi har 10 me se 8 gujrati log patel hai.... to aab patel last name dekh ke visa nhi de rhe easily 

achha achha aur kuch din me tumhara raksha bandhan bhi aayega na
Bengali h idhar kaffi, gold ka kaam krte sab

lekin gujrati still pohoch jaare
setting krke
Goga navami 
setting krke pohoch jaate fir bhi
waha ki government bodies me hamare hi log hai
are badhiyaa... 
Ha mera ek relative bhi h ussi kaam me
Kaarigar achhe hote 
Or ek ka murder kr diya tha kisine wah..
kuch jhamela k liye
F

kya ho rha india me
His family was ruined
Your hinthi nice

Mere papa wale side ka relative h

Started playing Kya Tujhe Ab Ye Dil Bataye by Falak Shabir
Kis chij ka jhamela rha
Ty
DC improved my hinthi

And spoiled my english 
Kuch kaam ya pta ni.. maalik k sath kuch to lafda hua tha shyd

soni bhai ye kya prachaar chal rha story me 
My English is too good. Nobody can spoil that
Bc senior mere phone se lga ke chla gya

Clg elections ke liye
these mf abbreviations
soni bhai nhi hai elections me?
Iykyk ntmy
2 year se khde ho skte
JNL 
Google krke aana pdega
qachha achha 
Abbreviations 
sahi
it qualifies as an abbreviation despite the language 

are mjak tha


Mctotd
@candid cypress kaha ghum rhi
pohoch gayi??
Hmm abhi koi bhga rha tha pehle

don't write that name.. carl bot 
GOC

Subah se ghum rhi, subah se kya kai hafto se ghum rhi
Ik 
are college chalu nhi hui ghumne do
Hmm shi
NLM

Nye nye abbreviations kaha se aa rhe

Newtons laws of motion

tf
Started playing Wafa Ne Bewafai by Arijit Singh

Tera double bonds tod duga bc



tut gaya kabbb ka... for good 
chup kr
Lkb
F ye bohut ganda h
aab to wo bas thats what she said jox me kaam aate


Shm simple harmonicmotion
Mujhe lga bkl ka ulta sidha krke lkb
abhadr bhasha naa bolein 
to kyu bole nhi

hein
aab btao Sthaayi urjaa kaksh kya hai (chemistry ka sawaal)
M.bat krri thi 
Sthaayi Urja Kaksh
English m bol
lekin doctor ho na 
Orbit krke
bhak


Doc ko sabse zyda pdhna padhta h 
Wahi
mai bhi nhi hu bsdk lekin pta hai ye

Oh really
JEE advance (2nd toughest exam world ka ..
even tough than NEET UG/PG)
Avaklan krdunga tera
Chup ho ja bkl.
Pcm leke .. pcmb k sath pange mat le
Haha

Neet pg 
Tbhi fail ho gya me
leave not your forte

Started playing Agar Tu Hota (From "Baaghi") by Ankit Tiwari
hmm
mai Samaakalan kar lunga
Dur se chizein achhi or khubsurat lgte h
asan bhi
bc wo konsa praani hai btw NEET PG???
nhi JEE advance dur tha lekin hame 6-7 se pta tha gand faadega wo 
Meko 12 me pta chla jee ke 2 paper hote

and vice versa... ..
Ghaas paragraph likh rha
lol mujhe 11 me pta chala bataao
pehle jyada research nhi kiya tha bas pakka tha engg krni hai CS me
JEE dena hai mains aur adv hota
CS ke liye to class 5-6 me python aur fir C# aur C++ kuchh padhe the ham 
pura career choice ka nibandh
Bhai 5-6 me kon coding krta
Better for you to not know. Thoda or be in the game
nvm have a good night
Uspe to 2 page bhar de

mai kiya tha 
Ghas and his too much props
White hat jr 
fir bhi taatparya pata naa chale ke kar kyu rha hai ye engineering
Shi baat

nopeee... books aur documents online
aur datacamp naam ki site hua krti thi wo kaam aati thi
geeksforgeeks bhi kaam aata tha kaafi...
chhoro
Byeee doctor saab @crisp cargo
i respect ur field... bio se pareshhan hota tha to soch bhi na skta uska toughness
Bs bs name hi aaj sune
Started playing Main Woh Chaand by Darshan Raval
bhai geeksforgeeks to kaafi faila hua naam hai
Faila hua business h
, nhi suna sayad

koi na
paani ka nibandh aarha 
nvm. Then keep your opinions to yourself. No field is easy . Everything has it's own drawbacks and better sides. Don't even compare.
I guess you'll learn someday.
first time??
bye
Nhi but 2 din se jyaada sayad ro rhe
Don't tag me and reply.
bhai
mai to mjak me bol diya wo ye to srs ho gye

Okay
hmm mazak. Bachhe ko lageli bhuk. 
ofc sabka apna apna dukh hai .. mai 12 ka comm utha lu ghanta smjhega
khaa lo
And it's my waste of time ki m explain bhi karri

ro rhe kutte??
Lag to rha 
M kbse minor ho gyi. I should change my frends in dc
When did i called you minor 
to dekho bhai kya hua ro kyu rhe wo
kutte
Kya pta, mujhe bta nhi rhe wo 
Raat ko nashe ho rhe
Hoga koi breakup wala arijit singh sunke ro rha hoga who knows
Started playing Afsos Karoge by Stebin Ben
abe mtlb... dekho na kuchh hua hoga
ayse hi thodi royenge kutte
Din me kyo nhi rote? 
wahi dekhna hai jaa ke 
kaha baithte hai pta hoga na

ro rhe kutte

kutte se yaad aaya @elder lark kaha hai
I also love D OGs but dekh nhi pa rha kyo ro rhe
aree
pta kro kaha rehte hai raste me
Hmm hmm
kaha gaye saare log
Level 15 hone wale
Ninni
are badhiyaa
Started playing Badnaamiyan by Armaan Malik
wah ytna jaldi
Upvote se kya hota??
ni re
kya haal
Ab rona sahi nahi hai
kuch khana daal de shant ho jaye toh
kuch nhi
wo bas ham dono ki votes ki race chalu ho gyi to
haarna nhi hai

Kaim

@brazen storm dekh yahi reason tha ise ping krne ka
ise kaafi psand kutte.. pta hota shaant krne ke raste
Khana daal de varna shor macha de chup ho jayenge
sab changa si soni nanga si tu bta
I see 

shor macha de ye kya rasta hai
hinsak saade
Haan bhaga rhe papa kab se kl bhi bohot bhgaya
Marne ko nahi bola laudu
ye kisi post ke comment me pdha tha
sab changa si china nanga si
daantna hi kyu h
Waah
Busdik 
Tum tak tum tak tum tak tum tak
bc ye gaana to nhi baj rha

oh tu vc me hi nhi
$insert smack that
Started playing Akon - Smack That (Official Music Video) ft. Eminem
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Bhai kabhi kabhi khane se chup nahi hote
dantna padta hai
achha achha 
sahi sahi
Jockie 1 me bj rha tha,wahi tha oehle
maine angreji lga diye
Koi among us?
Started playing Believer by Imagine Dragons
Haan 

Started playing FRIENDS by Marshmello
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playlist hai 
mind it Ghaas chubti bhi hai
Mst tu bta
Started playing Señorita by Shawn Mendes
Bass zeher pee rhe hai
🍿

ye kon naye praani aaye hai 
ayee nhi 
@topaz idol what's your age ?
khair merpe hai playlist fir lga dunga
18 chal rha
Okay nice
wby?? @granite moon
Paani piyo bc zeher kyu
18 bisi
Gonna turn 20 next month
haa
mujhe lgta tha tu bda hai lol
To m bda hi hu bhai🤣
thats great.. budhappa on the horizon 
wahi
Delhi na.,
Started playing love nwantiti (feat. Dj Yo! & AX'EL) - Remix by CKay
bole the 
Puch ra delhi se ho na ya syd pune




me jo 2 log ka khana akela leke ayi hu

