#jockie-2-commands
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Ok

Last year
pk
Thandi
bhai wo lathh kaha dhar rkhi
Ohh sahi 

Started playing Hum Dum by Ankit Tiwari
Wo toh @modern folio ko pata hai 
Yes 2 baar 
m0diji?

Tara sutaria ke wajah se dekhne wala tha
Mein bhi 
Nhi bhai meri mausi ka ladka pm
Qismat dekhi hai??
Nhi wo nhi dekhi
Ye gaana 😩❤️
Qismat means wo Punjabi movie na
Yess
Jiske gane mast mast hai
Dekhna kya he pyari movie hai

achha... amit shah mama ka launda?
Haan ammyvirk ki
Mujhe left out feel ho rha bigg boss
Hann
@jolly atlas kaha hai bhai 
Bc tujhe kisne bataya
Yaar jise tag karo vo he aa jata hai aaj kal 
Kya hua Bhai kyuu tag kiye the@elder lark
Dayuummm
Sorry bhai aaese he random tha maafi
bhavik patel ping ki ek din mikasa... sahime prakat ho gya @thin wind
Q ate ho Bai tag karne
@thin wind wo crowdfunding ka ho gya ??
Mat aya karo

Achha nhi lagta
Maafi na maango bhyyii 
are fir unka kuch kaam tha crowdfunding se related wo ho gya server me

bhala hua
hyy
mtlb tu wahi mere fufa ka ladka hai jo US gaya waha indian pata li
@hoary lotus @queen steppe @gentle inlet @sweet gate love u guys
sup
Nhi bhai
@somber basin milon mere bgmi squad see
Dm krdiya kro unko ki tag ignoree krde just like their crush who ignored them shayad block bhi krde

chutki caps me likha hai dekho

Bigg boss na apki sahayata ka leya mujhe bheja hai
Sabko kyu bta rha
are kyu

@elder lark dekho same naam wala prakat ho gya
Not really working
loll misty
Good 😊😊
Damn
Arre brother
$play thodi jagah arijit singh
Chutki hi toh hai ek bina ego wali ladki

Aaj ka dj mein hu kya 
koi na .. i hope it does well ahead ...
@serene birch
ye dekho inhe ek din mere irl naam pe ping krdiya kisine aur ye bhai prakat ho gye ..
we got same names @elder lark
Hahahahahaha
Arre kool
Ek he song chal rha hai aage queue nahi hai ❤️de



$play enna sona arijit singh
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Bkl bsdk saale
Hn bhyiii mai to bacha hu merese aake maafi na mngo 
Kutte
kya hua
achhi to hai kam se kam khara sona nahi lagaya
.upcoming
Ye kitne sal mai khatam hoga gane?
Lga toh rha tha mein

@elder lark jyada mat pilpila ye laga dunga https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3GoOVOmvR40iy9JSs09s8P?si=a855d3260ee44c88

Jaa na bhai
Haan bhai but mein lga rha tha aaese toh mein playlist add kardu😔
Aare aare 
are aysi baat hai .. koi na insert krle mai waise bhi jaa rha tha..


Bachha wo toh nokia hai
@elder lark
hame laga tum log ko sun na hai to hampe ek sangeet pranali tha wo chep diya
Dc kar dunga agle gaane ke baad
Aare chill qt 🫂
hanji ok
$s
$dc
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Nokia
$play enna sona arijit




😂
Aise hota hai kya? Maine kabhi kiya nhi toh pata nhi tha
bye sabko mai chala sone subah 5.15 gym firse wahi monotonous routine 

Hann tabhi toh humare text ignore ho rhe hai

@elder lark @grave nebula sry guys merko jana pda
Koie nhii
Kon karra
❤️

Le meri akele ki thodi tmhara v toh
$play kabhi tumhe darshan
Kyu karra ignore nokia
What is this behavior
No problem 
❤️
Kaha ka Babu Shona vai🥲🤣
Kol hove te sek lagda hai
@serene birch @elder lark
Yaad aaya
Bola toh Babu shona all cringe stuff
?
Ewww
Byee vro
Byeee tcçccc bhass
byeee sabhi ko 
Bye
Mai confused hu ki babu shona kon kiske saath karra 
Ni vai🫂
$play ve maahi arijit singh
Are wo karra na uske bandi ke saath 🤣😂😂
lmao
Are bhai itna confuse kar di kya mai
$p humsafar
$play wafa ne bewafai arijit singh
harami dur rhe in sbse
kings > laundiyabaazi...moh maya hai sab
arre hamsafar add kro ye konsa ho gya
Nhi mai overthinker hu
Kr to lu m bs bandi to ho akele kaise kru
$remove 5
$play https://open.spotify.com/track/2ZWLHQCbPZqck2o2JVkmbC?si=NOctyBMvTgybcUmXlFBFJg&utm_source=copy-link
humsafar*
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No shit thandi

**muslim jokes ka ** silent hai 



Dharshan
paritosh

Toh maan jaunga

Mai tere bulane pe
Mein tere bulane pe laut aaunga
Laut aungii
🥲 
Nhi mana rhi chill karo
Har Safar mai sath tera
Har safar mein saath ters
Mai yuhin nibhaunga
Kabhi tumhe yaad meri aaye

Palkho se zulf hta lena
Saaf dikhunga tmko wohin
Phirse milunga tmko wohin
Jo na dikhu to smjh jaana afk hu
Jo na milum saja denaa
Nhiii
Babu shona kar rha samjh jaana***
$play https://open.spotify.com/track/3HYVQqB2LNfLuaWnwPo7TN?si=aNI-ngezQ9Kiid1UOZTVng&utm_source=copy-link
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Ye version uff
Aise allegations 

Mein khuda se tere siva kuch aur na mangunga
Sachaiyi
Tired of living

Kaise pk vai
Kya kaise

-1
Kaise
Abe nokia question toh complete karke jaa


Oh maahi ve
Maahi menu jhadiyo na

Hang
$play mere yaara arijit singh
Ke tere bin dil naiyo lagna
Bhai gandi awaaz me hi sahu yeh gaana gaana hai bas 
Tu ji sakdi nhi
Mai ji sakda nhi

$play https://open.spotify.com/track/7rthig13mW3r3ItfEU1dYu?si=25g125gNTkut1q5uVOItAQ&utm_source=copy-link
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Hahaha

Iss gaane ke ek baat btau
Btao
2 batao
Bc gaana beech beech mein band ho jata hai saala meri taraf se problem hai ya scene kya hai
Tere side se problem hai bro
Rang tera chadeya ee
Reconnect kar
Mein so rha tha jab ye release hua tv pe chl rha tha mein neend se utha mujhe pta bhe nahi tha gaane ka name vagera first time neend mein suna aur iski composition gaane lga 30min baad jab utha pta nahi kya he tha 
Matlab jaise sapne mein suna ho ye aaesa feel tha

Likh leta hu ab upsc crack kar hi lunga
Wah bete
$skip
Started playing Wafa Ne Bewafai by Arijit Singh

Kon q kiya 
Ek dor wo thaa

roop
Ab toh gairo se mera haal pucha jata hai
Ikr
Ab toh gairo se mera haal pucha jaata hai
Wafa ne bewafayi ki hai
Wafa*
Uss
Kya bola mujhe nahi bola



potat ko fasane wala.

Aaya he nahi vo tag kra tha
Ik daur woh tha
DM dekj

Karo
Dekha
Done
Sorry 
🛌
Left haath se type karna difficult kyu hai
Jitna diaam hai utna hi lagana chahiye
Dono hath se pakad le phone bhai

Dusra haath.... Chorr Tu imagine kar mai kya karra dusre haath se
Ab jo hai usse kaam chala lo
I see
Started playing Baarish Lete Aana 2.0 by Darshan Raval
@topaz idol besuu
No lurking
Mera dost thandi

Jaanna hi nahi hai bhai

so gya pata nhi kis haal me hoga
Yes
dude ye konsa gaana he
🌧️
me legit kaam chhod kr aaya puchne
Nice decision
Online to dikh ra
Kya Umar hai apke nokia ki 
Baarish lete aana darshan raval
.np
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Mera nokia nhi h bhai

ookk tq
Life mein kabhi esi bakchodi bhi kar leni chahiye

Aapke
Aapke pehchan ka nokia

Nokia bas apni babu ka hai
@grave nebula deafen?
Mai janta ni na ab to reespuct dena pdenga


Babu who?
Aare bass bai
Gana sun rhi on loop

Ye suno

@grave nebula bol rhi thi kuch idk

🫂
Damn 🤝
Okk tc ❤️😩

👀


Haa vai @grave nebula bolo

Dharshan

What is ur age nokia 
Kya bolun
Kya he hai ❤️❤️😩
13 saal
Sari ki sari meri h tu
Wo @grave nebula bta degi
Tujhko na mai batunn
Iss se purana toh mera nokia ka phone hai 15
Mujhse ek saal chotta hai nikia



Nikia
Are barabar hi h wo misty thodi confuse h

Bhyiii tf u like ek mere frnd jese @grave nebula 
Arehhh
Itni si baat samajh lo
Kon bhai mai?
@dry pelican gandu tu idhar
Saare jahan mein tumse hua hai

Oh accha la phir apni remote wali car chalane de

Shit i m 15 
Kl tiffin kya lejara
Teri aur chalta gaya na ruka
Mere yaraa
Maggie
Maan ja na
Haiii ek one sec
Reason: Duplicated text
Mere yaara
$p gul
Darr matt teri feeling mai samjh gya liu

ilysm piu
Cool h vai tu mujhe bhi dena 🫂

Send kissi
Bhai isme gaane add karwa sakte hai ?
Haa bhai tere liye hi toh aadha lata hu

Mera bhai🫂
No kissis for didis first get me a girl send my photus in your grp kisi ki to choti 18 sal ki behen hogi
🫂
Started playing Marjaawaan by Gurnazar
Matlab?
Misty bhi to saath m hi h
kya samjh rakhha h yar. Bhej dugi photo wo pijjja wala
Wo video hi bhej dugi chal


Chhod kuch nhai tum log karo baat

Irl grps me dc pe noi
@grave nebula 12 ki hai?
+1 kyu kiya h? Tere liye bhi ladki dhund du?
Lmao 😂

Mai nhi hun bhai
Irl hi

Jhoot 
Pk shaitan
To kya aaj ni aayi thi tutions m
@crisp cargo @grave nebula @serene birch bye c ya ❤️
Hnn tuuu
Jhapad Marni chaiye sharat bachhe
@somber basin bye ❤️
Byee
Han btw how is ketterdam
Are bhai tu tf
Jhapad 
Byee roop
Bye bro🫀
Ni smjha mai sorry 
Mai jaa rha bhai mujhe chotta feel ho rha 
Chalo milte hai baad mein 👋
Jhut to mat bol.. 2 bje bhi yaha milega
Tu classmate hun kya
H.w. kiya na ni to kl.pdegi
Bye vroo
Age wise?
Usko banda mil gya h..
and she's fine
Pk ka umar kya h? 19?
Obviously class wise thori feel hoga liu thodi hu
Merko kaha aana he mumbai:hehe:
Are ruk vai bda feel karata
Started playing Anuv Jain - GUL (Studio)
-1
Mumbai me kaun rehta h
Woi me dc pe class compare karta bi nai
18 saaale. Nise. 
Joke tha
Chotu pk.
Bann gya kool
Nahi dusri jagah hu jamming chal rahi hai
Agar ping karoge toh aajao ig
Mera dost nhi aya aaj
Tingu

ik ik Roop. Ping aya h
Wtf Lilliput hu kya


Hasso bhai
Pyara
Piu or tingu
chote chote chole
@grave nebula koi nhi simp aa gya yeh lo
Reason: Duplicated text
Bc lol
Dyno#3861 | 8/19/22, 12:07:21 am
@dry pelican Too many emojis.
Ek or phir mute
@serene birch bohot jor se sch ni bolte
Bhot zor se honest hu
Yess haan ping toh aate hai but tum nahi aate
Me mute to kya ban proof hu
M khana bana ri thi
kutti.. a rhi hu

Wwow
Kaun gana gaa rha h wo.to.dekhoo

@crisp cargo mebhi gata hu
Mods ko deta hai na?
Life is bimar
Paise
Hai ek frnd lookalike photo bhi mil gya

Kabhi to sunaya nai
Gaa toh sab lete hai accha gaana is the thing

Pk gana gaata h?
@willow marlin shuuu
Nai sunne layak ni he irl log meri shakal pe taras khake sun lete or appreciate kardete
There are no more tracks
Ohh sorri baccha hai
+♾️
kitna nise h tu. Chal gana gaa de. M bhi achha bolu
@willow marlin candy chura lunga
Nhi pk rapper hai
Bachhe ek dusre ko bachhe bol ra

engineering me hu bhyii 


Meri khudki life mere paas nii
Aaj kal k kimds bhi na
mujhe aawaj kyn nahi aa rahi
Tu candy lene ki baat krea
Apka alag dukh chal rha zindagi mai
Ab Tu engeenering beech me laaega toh mai kaise joke karunga 
Abhi tak khana bna rahe ho?

Haa. Abhi left hand se type karri.
Kha rhi hu

song play nhi ho rha ya mujhe awaz nhi aa rhi?
Kabhi kuch sunao

Koie nhi waise v sab Nokia ki hi galti hai
Ni hora
9831624482...dr. Khan... Ear specialist
.p kajra re
Kiska number de Diya bhai
.p bole chudiyaan
how?
Sunaya hai logon ko vc me kaafi baar

noted brother
Wo toh usko pata
Wohin toh

@fathom zinc

Where r uh mere dost



Barbad
@serene birch no. Dera tha vai
Pk ka number bhej piu
Men will be men
Kiska x kis ka next

Khud ko.hi dm.karra h kya
Idont know pk kon he
E ki kejra

Nhi bhai simp hai saare sv pe ex thi toh kya chutiye log call karke pareshaan karenge 
Mera number
Indirect chutiya
Wohin na section d waali
7439



Good.for.you
Tu character se nikal skta hai nokia
Accha niklna tha

.p subhanallah
Talented log




.p Roop tera mastana


Paani naam rakh leta hu kya pata attention mil jaye
Afwa nhi sach hai 
Aapka konsa hai ??
log.ko bin bat ungli kar deta hu kya pata attention mil jaye
Kse ho dost?
Nice question
4 din kayam churan khana pda 
Dukh maii.. tm kaise ho
.
@grave nebula good morning
Mei bdiya ksa dukh dost?
Kuch bhi bol deta hu kya pata argument jeet jaun
.
Good morning skii
Paani my friend 
tere shauk honge aise
kaise ho fren
I win
Kya hi bolun ab
congratulations
Losers se congratulations nhi leta
Phir insta chla liya? 
Me to nice hu ji, how's you?
Mat le 
@serene birch
@brazen storm presents kraven the hunter
Nhiii.. ek gana sun li
Me bhi badhiyaa
@candid cypress hello
Phir gaana toh vo bhi sunta tha yaad aa gya ?

Kaise dost h bhai has rhe hai
@brazen storm supp
Sorry 
.p mitwa
Haan, yeh karlo pehle 

Damage😂
Bye bye guya me jara hu muje miss mat karna
Nothing much, wby? 
Huh
Bye

ignore
Bye cutiees kal milta hu agar abhi neend aa gyi toh
Bye pkk
Nothing
Warna?

Warna ham aur aap.. Yahi hogi mulakaat dekte rahiye crime patrol
Nice pfp edit! 
Anoop Soni ke sath 
Subham soni anup soni ek hi baat hai
Tab tak shabdhan rahe shatark rahe

.p shava shava
Kisne bola edit hai
Real girl friend hai meri
Woh shavdhaan india tha 
Waifu 
Achha dono alag alag hai kya 
Naam alag the aur channel
Par ski to ladki thi na?
10rs ki pepsi misty ki pfp sexy 
Abhi bhi hai na?
Gender reveal hogya aaj 
Wai to.puch ri.. 
Kabse 
Kaamwali bhi
10 rs ke sath compare kar diya

Die hard fan?

Time pass karra tha
Simping ki baat phir kabhi 10rps me kaha pepsi mil rhi tujhe
Kinda
Angle priya kya lagti h 
Uss
Milti na kaach wali bottle mei
Lmao
good

Alt
16 bhai
@elder lark aisa suhana tera
Tumhare vaha mehngi hogi
Jeeru milta?
Haa bc
Haa bhai mujhe kya mai toh pk hu
Kiska die hard fan ho Misty?
16 rupay se kam me pepsi kaha milta bhai

Meto __ka fan hu
Kuch sins krke bta rahi thi yaad nhi ache sai


Kem chho @dry pelican vai

Cid??
Hana montana
Me gud u say
Kuch toh gadbad hai
Pk @serene birch 16 ka pepsi h na par 
Me bhi nice
Pata lagao
ye kaun h
Iske rago me toh khoon beh rha hai

Haa toh wahi toh bola mai
Samjhe abhijeet
ye sab pagal h
Daya drwaza bandh karo
Yes sarika
Kabhi khusi kabhi gham

Bc woh dr chaat kar batata tha ki yeh toh drugs hai
Daya drwaza bandh karo
Hann

salukhe
Daya drwaza bandh karo
Nhi toh phir apne dealer sai lena pdta h usko 
Daya drwaza bandh karo
Alag lvl ke doctor h bhai wo toh
Future paani
Abe yaar aisi baatein karoge toh mai sone kaise jaunga
aja terko chatau drugs
Nasheeeeee 
Haan 
Dayaa darwaja Tod do
14-15 saal ka hu jldi sona hota kal school bhi hai


Kal to chhuti hai naa
Oh kal chutti hai

Ye nokia ko v leke jao
My bad
Bc kal chutti h
Galat sound karra
Kuch bhi karega for.komedi
Mummy ke phn leke discord pe hle qt kar rha
Chutti hai toh kya mai sone jaa rha accha baccha hu
Mai bhi jara
Bhak
Sayonara @serene birch
Interesting chat hai kaise jau
Akele.sota vai m
Kya senpai

Toh maine kab bola ki pure moholle leke sote ho
Sonpapdi khane ka man kar rha h
Achha bachha h naa to jaa

Mai japani cartoon nhi dekhta batao na senpai kya hai
Diwali pe milegi ab sohanpapdi

Only Chhota Bheem hai na
Kal hi jaugi kha lungi
@unique spadepapdi
Bheem supremacy

Teacher chayad??
Friend *
2gb waali memory de kl leke aata
Toh phir kaha se senoai bhak
Wo sensei hota

Usske onichaan suna hai senpai nhi
Ohhh
Friemd
Oni chaaan
Oniichaaaan

Akaaachaaan
Oni chaan godi

oni chan
Topic change
New gf hai
Ahikhra abhi mai
Yes 

M bhi hu bc sb tangent jaara
??
classes leti teri
Mtlb touch toh jar rha 
Misty khtm ho gya
Yupp
Boycott japani cartoon
Back to cid

Le bhai secant 😆
Gud wala rosogulla 

Daya japani cartoon se toh maut ho jati hai
Kyu merito gf hai ye
Garma garam
Bhayankar komedi
Khilane ka mann ho toh batao
Haan
ofc. Misty ?
Aree, mene kabhi garam nhi khaye hmesha ghar aate thande ho jate
Arre haa misty bhi toh padosi hai lol

@serene birch 🩴 🩴 🩴
@somber basin 🫂
No movie?
Woh rosogolla khila rhi isiliye bola lol

Kal ?
Are delta bhai🫂
Arre thanks bhai ab fek ke maar paunga
Pfp 
Wo jujutsu dekh rha tha 
🫂
Np ❤️
Thanks 🙏 new gf
Kya haal
Sab changa tum btao
E girl
One punch man dekhna? Kl karu stream
Online ka jamana h dost 
Sb changa si
Tag me
Okay 
Sab gayab
Anyone help
@serene birch
@young zephyr
Jab internet laptop se connect karta hu to background me pta nhi kaha data chla jata
.
Koi movie dekhte hai na jo khatam ho jaye
.
Itna bhi nahi karna tha
Mere paas koi downloaded dekhta hu 
@grave nebula type kar rahe the aur gayab
@candid cypress @elder lark @crisp cargo @grave nebula 
Nahi koi South ki bta dunga subha down karna tab
Achanak se parents aagye honge to sona pda

Han phir bich Mai bhul gyi na

Haan btana, wese bhi kal chhuti h
Abhi in vc tag kar rha tha ab yha

hii ski
Same 😂

Supp
gane chl rhe
Yo
Trio
Continue
Ha
Aa rhe ho vc?
boreee hogya hun
Aao bolega kon ? 
There are no more tracks

Bolne wale behut hai
Chlo phir
Upr aao




