#jockie-2-commands
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multi tasking

Started playing Twist (From "Love Aaj Kal") by Neeraj Shridhar

Waah misty 
Mai ek baba ko janta mast tabeez Dega tujhe
pk
Subu ko tag karo
Jagi ho aur, jockie mein message nhi 
Ho nahi rha koi

NAHI nai
@mellow radish aap bataye kaise ho
Hann ye v possible haii
mai vi utensil wash karte karte song suna leta hu
Sone de use
no de bhai
Maii
Misty misty ji h
badhiya kaam aayega

@fresh hull
@elder lark
@young zephyr pew pew ๐ซ
Kya haal hai ๐
kaafi upyogi jaan kari diye ho... 
haa din bhar miso ban ke raat ko utensil wash krne k gamad
Are aise bhalayi karte rehte haii 
bilkul baat to jaez hai
bhalayi krni hi chahiye insaan ko
mood achha ho jatta h
baaki tit for tat ..
Ghaas pr letne ka mann h
kings sab kaam krte hai
gay banega aab ?
She is beautiful women on server, with kind heart, independent and strong women symbol of true feminism 
Ye kuch zada ho gyaa
Tu iklauta ghaas thodi h

bs sab changa si
khi mai khud tho multi tasking processor nhi
@grave nebula
padmashree dilwata hu wait amit shah se baat krta hu
Kaafi jaankari rakhe ho unki

hanji
Itni acchi pfp, itna toh chalta hain
Hann mai mana nhi karungi 
@grave nebula mujhse to aise baat nai Kari kabhi 
sab hote hai ... bta chemistry me question solve krte krt hagta bhi hoga na
Are kaise nhi ki bat
Started playing Tooh by Vishal-Shekhar

mana kiye to roop hai hi
Ye beautiful cam kab on Kiya Aapne vc meo
Meko bulaya bhi nai
Had h bhaii
nhi phy karta hu agar koi lakhi ko propose kr ke kis speed se run kru g tho bacch jau g
Aur bhi h

aye roop bkl whatsapp pe ye kya baat kr rhe the 
Kya be?
Haan paani se gussa tha movie ke liye pucha bhi nahi tha
waah
roopu ghussa
@candid cypress
abhi bhi wahi hai
wo

aap kaise ho vai 
Vo toh sahi hai but puch toh liya karo atleast
Chhodo bhai kya he bolu

aree koi na koi na
Sahi hu abb bhot halka sa cold hai
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arra bhai beemar h 
khayal rakh bhai
kaafi ganda weather ho rkha desh bhar me
Started playing Gal Mitthi Mitthi by Amit Trivedi

3 din ho gaye abb toh aaram hai aur tujhe pta bhi nahi tha kya waah bc
Gall meetha hota?? @crisp cargo
haramzade mere puchhne pe to bola sab sahi

btao aysa koi krta hai bhala
areee nice nice jaldi ho jaoge thik 

Hn pata nai Kitne logo ka gala kat Ra Roz ka

Yusss sir
wo weather ki wajah se nhi mullo ki wajah se ho rha bhai diff reasons
beemari ko uss cheez se naa jode




Hinduvadi lagte ho ghaas
Chutiya hai
+1
Mithi mithi bol
ghaas likha hai dhoomchutde roop nahi
Tujhe bola tha nvm
@young zephyr gir ja ispe

muje kyu toda
Mai drop Lena Pasand kruga
ek to ye server me reputation ki alag maiya chudi padi
@topaz idol 
gc me gaano ke lyrics nhi
Achyaa bkl
Ye gc hai
Aise kaam hi Kyu krte ho

uske muh pe pls 
gc se kam lag rha?
swipe kro
Asleep kon hai vaise ?
Aa Soni tenu Chand ka churi pehnawa
Mithi mithi bol





Started playing Love Mera Hit Hit by Pritam
@fresh hull consent
sab jaanta mai
@brazen storm
oye mistri ye dekh kya afwa fail rhi tere bareme
Noi terrace se drop
april may me active tha?
Hain jii???
density kam hai
ping krna tha use nvm ...apke liye na tha msg

Music tf
Bs beat
Gana better hai

@brazen storm hajam na hua kya 15 ka laddoo
gayab hi hai
$skip
Love Mera Hit Hit by Pritam has been skipped
Started playing Mauja Hi Mauja by Pritam
subu bhai ka playlist tha
sahi hi hoga
True
Marne ko kaafi h
@zenith knot
$upcoming
You are not in a voice channel
Abe
chem padh bhai girne se pehle udd jayega
Upcoming kro koi
$upcoming

moja hi moja ๐งฆ

Laal par sharii
Aaja vc subu jamming?

Venus pe thodi fir Ra Mai simple drop lene ki BAAT krra
@zenith knot

uski baat kr rha wo ethanol


chem padh bhai
Ye Kya gane Laga rakhe yaar aaj
Moja hi Moja hi but ye toh pajama hai
moja hi moja ๐งฆ


Funny kar diya
Mai insaan gira Ra tu ethanol
Its mauja not moja
haa roop mai shaitan hu




beshak


Aree Bhai
Party scenes
wsup
Started playing Dhan Te Nan by Sukhwinder Singh
no bro 
Kyu
Ke hoya?

nothing hoya bro
Wow
@elder lark @spice ruin @spiral yacht @grave nebula chalo mai chala class h mera ... baaki neem ka patta kadva roop bkl bhdwa 
$upcoming
@young zephyr padhai kaisi chal rhi teri
Room nice
College toh lagne de
Bye
Btao

Byeee Mai bhi padhen jaara thodi Der.se
whatss the vibe hommmiesssss
advance??
de nhi rha kya
No
15k people apparently

yes
Acha Roop tha vo
laks kytna %ile
Room nhi

@velvet sedge

Edit vala vapas padha maine



kya kare dhoomchutda smjh na rha @elder lark 


Gali dedi chalo haso sab


@spiral yacht ayse hi reputation ki maiya nahi chudi padi sv me

Advance nikal Le Apne aap reputation achi ho jaegi

Bsdk hindi ki maa bhen na kar block kardunga
bhak aur kharab hogi
Zoro spam karo
Hello

bhai lekin
kuchh hindi gaaliya to tu bhi deserve karta hai
Kaise ho
Main me kya % thi
jockie p song sune se achi ho gi
Koshish to kr
Waah

8 mahine baad bolta hu abhi baaki h
I deserve only love
Badhiya tum btao
$profile
@spice ruin
Started playing Criminal by Akon
Itna jyada time lagega depression se bahar nikalne me?
@velvet sedge 
bhai 23 me hai 
Hello ghas
Mein bhi theek 
hm wo to jaari
.

hello... class hai jaa rha tha
Oh all the best
.
Prakash joke incoming
Arre bc
Ohh byee phir
byeee
Bye thandi
badhiya h fir

chal bye raat me milte
Koi bottle aur khulva lo
sv me krni kisko hai waise achhi
remix = -1
Bye ra

byeeeee

Life to krni h achi meko




Pk nitro

Ovuffknbc
Bluecord**


Itna sach nhi bolna tha misty


$q

$np
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05:00
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Edit kar lo pehle

Accha kar liya
Done
Seekh re ho



Ek din ye dc Meri jaan Le lega
Achyaa

@spice ruin bas crow na
Nitro
Kitna flex Kroge





๐
Nitro

Flex




Flexx



Flexx


:zz_dance: :zz_dance: :zz_dance:

Flex







Bas bhai jal gya mai



Started playing Rola Pe Gaya by Mahalakshmi Iyer
.q
Zero
El villain returns k gaane kaun chutiya sun Ra tha
@young zephyr meet @normal nexus
@floral anchor 
Sup ? 

Kya pta kon kiya
gaana acha hai ek usme chutiye

Aapne lagaya h na
Office work aur aap kya kar rahe ho
$skip
Rola Pe Gaya by Mahalakshmi Iyer has been skipped
Started playing Balam Pichkari by Pritam
Mein vc mein nahi hu
Aree hello chappal chor
Hii
gift
well its upside down anything can happn
Sahi hai bhai office
. Clg ka wait

Mujhe nai ache Lage uske gaane pata nai kyu
Ikr
bruh itni hera pheeri
Ek villain k jyada ache hai
Kaha admission le liya
Return gift 
Dil suna hai
Han
Nai acha laga

F
Liya hi to nhi drop year 
Mai toh bhalayi krri thi taki chappal chori na krna pade koi ni bhalayi ka zamana hi ni hai

Hahah yeh le ek aur catch! 
Kya pyara h
Mujhe nai acha laga
catch

Koi na tonny kakkar best
Catch 
Phir konse cllg ka wait kar rahe ho
Haan

Catch khello 

Catch 
Aisa mat kaho

Aajao khelo
Meko nhi chaiye

Ball toh pheko

Nhii u guyz continue 
I take my words and chappal back


And no lurking!
Bas Dil song nai Pasand to music taste itna bura bhi nai ki tony Kakkar ko sunu

๐ช dkhke sheesha mat tod dena
Are ye toh band nhi hogaa
๐ช
Started playing Sajh Dhaj Ke by Pritam
Clg ka nahi subject change kra hu ๐ฆ . Selected clgs k entrance exams dunga baadme
roast karri team banake pareshaan karte ho tum log

Achyaa
Female version try karo uska

Ooh all the best bhai, let me know if any help required
bol kon rha hai pm yaad hai

Tabhi toh bola mai 
Han aaj hu sunuga ๐ค
Aapka mechanical tha ?
๐บ
I know re
Ikr

Bola tha na i know the things I should know
Matlabi 
Ni bro ni bus bahut chappal luta diya tune merepe
$np
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Lmao 

Lagta hai har game hamesha mai hi jeet jata hu
@mod mera nickname pro set kar do
Bhai tu chaapal lutayega toh vo vaise bhi ni rhegi
Aur bhi kch uda leta
Ahoy !
Bhagg ja
@willow marlin
Uda hi deta bro use
Started playing Ainvayi Ainvayi by SalimโSulaiman
Bc vc aana
Lutao 
Nhi vro
Ye kaun hai
Spam
Mai noi jaanta inn didi ko
Teri baby
Dhur bara

Got some moves

Gud Marani

nahi


Haa bhai tu funny hai bas kar

Bal er chele
Nahi chahiye

Neem ke pakode

Pk or matlabi

Ho gya?

Chose mera
Bc nitro flexes

Hatt
Wtf 
Dewal dhorbi bara

ello

Cute lag rhe ho dono


Bht cute
Are tmko nokia yad kar rha tha

@velvet sedge jockie 1 chat
@young zephyr
Chappal hota mere haath me toh zyada acha hota ni

Bhaii @serene birch ab lag rha BCA lena chaiye tha ๐ญ
Koi nai Kausa to hai hi
Dono chappal se dandiya khelte hai cute
Kya bigaada hai maine 
Ok soja
uff online aaye to milta hu usse fir or kya

Han waise the kaha tm
Gift bro gift
bhool gaya tha yaha bhi aana h
Yeh le return gift phir se 
Dhur bal toh tag marli keno gud marani ๐
Hahadtmkchahah
Waahh bhaii
Chalo kisika toh life interesting chal rhi
Started playing Dus Bahane by Shaan
Kisi ek ki toh*
Khanki
Bahut hasi aari a kaisi hai
Mujhse pucho Meri life bhi bht interesting hai
Deep
lage h life mein vesse to but thik h
Nhi meko bore nhi hona
Arey arey 
$queue
Kisiko tu funny nhi lag rha bhai koi faida nhi hai yeh likhne ka
A ka mujhe kch nai pata
And hasi ka Kya ab therapist ka kharcha Kiya hai to dikhana bhi to padhega na has kar
bore nai honge aap pakka
Mai funny banne k liye nhi bolra re... Tujhe bolra hu coz I mean it ๐๐
Achha thik hai

Ok but i dont really give a fuk toh kisi aise ko suna jisko teri baaton se farak pade


@young zephyr yaha kro join mst chlra song

pehle dekh ke laga tune khud ko tag kiya
@open crest @young zephyr nice
Same yaar
@orchid radish @valid hound

@serene birch @agile wagon
Kon h bhai ye log

lol
Started playing You're My Love by Shaan
Lol
@velvet sedge @uneven trout
lol judwa mil rhe
Pod mara ghoti hara
Hello ambulance jaldi aao bhayankar komedy hui hai
https://open.spotify.com/track/0boL1fon0f3xLiTiFZTwJ8?si=mcM51xkwSzW2z9P4rM26AA&utm_source=copy-link
agar tum ko hi ban mil gaya to
Are meri mele me bichdi behen
But me og mistyy
Kaise pta behen hai

Ya bhai
Vo ladka hua to
vo misty admin ki bandi hui to?
To twins

Aree behen hai meri mereko pta hoga na
Phir v ban maro

Admin ki bandi hoti toh yeh misty nhi dikhti na bro
Hmm sab samajh ra
Kya smjh rha


lol 
aree abhi jesse song chal re vessi playlist h kisi ke paas??
tag kariyo
Mai to sirf sad songs sunta
@zenith knot
chalega dede
mein bhi sad hi sunta
yaa 90's retro
Bilkul aur bhag jaata jaise sad songs chlte
Ye toh roop se lo uske pas mast mast hai
Thode der se deta yaad dila dena
Mai toh jockie me jo play hota hai sunn leta hu
oks
hmm ik
majja ni life
Haa misty ji ko sab pata . Sabke profile stalk krke baithi h
Started playing Thug Le by SalimโSulaiman
Uss din kisi ne tony kurkure ka gaana play kar diya tha tab se maine yeh rule change kar liya
Kab bhaga mai
Bhai sath mai gane sunte hai itna toh pata hona chaiye
Ab behri thodi hun

Bhai mat bolo 
Aur thik hai
Mazk krra tha 
Haa bhai aise kaise stalker bula rha bas lurker hai woh
Saare simp hi hai kya sv pe 
Misty ji Mai simp

Yeh plus one kon karra badtameez

Byee
Bye
Bye
Byeee
misty
Mai simp nai huuuu
No shit Sherlock


Dikh jaata hai Apne aap
Started playing Ek Main Aur Ekk Tu by Benny Dayal
Kuch khaas achieve nhi kiya bro yeh cool toh bilkul nhi hai toh next time matt karna flex 
Aisa v hota hai?


Kaun bol ra
$p ainvayi ainvayi
Aur ni to kya
$p jigar da tukda
I'm with youu
Jhooti

No one seems to be smart


Jo v hoga I'm with uhhh
Beijjati karva raha


Samjh gya kya 
Misty ji Kitna react krte

Bilkil bete ki copy ho
Wahh

Hn 
Kon bejjti karra bhai specialist ke

Naam bata chorrunga nhi
Wohin na

boring boring zindagi ke muh pe chidke paani but how
Itne gande log hai
$p pal Javed mohsin
Tu bas naam bata
Maar kr
$p nacho
@serene birch
Kon kiya bejjti? Misty? Akj?

Maar ab lhudko
$p aao Milo chale

Arre yaar ab mai khudko kya hi bolu rehne de
Bhai mai toh inocent hun
life to apni maarta h apan kesse maare uski
Jhooti
Started playing Badtameez Dil by Pritam

Jhoote
Itna jhoot leka kaha jaoge misty jo
yee likhte hue tujhe khudko bhi hassi aayi na ??

@spiral yacht
Nas kaat kr

Rehn do ishe acha Chad se khud jati
Wash betee

itni himat to kar ni leta abhi tak
Aree
Bura laga
Kya hi bolun ab
Kya wash
1-2 haddi tootegi bus
Hann wo better hoga na

@spiral yacht
Dekha bro khudki simp declare karna won't get you a girlfriend
@pm
Kyu tujhe Palna h kisiko
kud jaa fir
Yaar mujhe likhna tha par kuch aur type karra tha 
@spiral yacht bro agar kidnap karu toh bag mein suffocation toh nhi hogi?
+p Kala Chashma
Mai simp abhi bhi nai hu
Wrong channel vro
$p Kala Chashma
You are not in a voice channel
dollar
Isse acha jaan se maar de
@spiral yacht konsi chocolate khaate ho?
Meko koi dikkat nai
Manforce
$p Kala Chashma

Bro thoda tadpa ke maarunga
Kyu rick roll karra
pk lvl 15+ OP
Karte nhi hai ho jata hai
Anyone from UP?

noice


mera lvl 5 ni ho ra
Vellapan Apne aap krva deta hai
kisi se ladai kar leta hu
Idk why but... You are being north pole to my south pole

Started playing Aankhon Aankhon by Yo Yo Honey Singh
Haa bhai earth rotate karwa rha Tu toh
Being "attracted to... "
Maine kab kaha Mai vella nai hu

Kya hypocrisy macha rha 

Kab kaha re maine
Mai to masoom hu

Ankho mai ankho mai fasa liya
Bro no offense


Vro roast karna chahta hai toh don't try agar tune kar bhi diya toh mujhe farak nhi padega 
But
Sahi mein
Mujhe personally ladkiyan pasand hai kyunki woh shakal nhi dil pe jaati hai aur that works in my case

Simp tha na tu toh 
Mai simp nai huu

Ab ro Dunga mai

lol

Hence proved hypocrite

Arre bas phir ab nhi bol rha Kuch chill
Suno toh
Mat kr na pk
Nice idea dude

Haa bhai haa bas ho gya 
ek accha word du
Wanna listen?
#writers-trial mei daal
Nhi mai bhi haraami hu samjh gya

Started playing Oh Girl You're Mine . by Tarun Sagar
No lurking

Kuch nhi bola tab hi toh bola maine 
Sad musik in background
@serene birch 
Koi baat nhi bhai mujhe bhi bacche bully karte the 3rd standard me

Uska badla le rhe ho

Nhi badla toh maine bullies se le liya tha 4th standard me 
Bade hone ka ek fayda hai.. bacho ke chips khane milte hai
Skilles check karra hu bas
Uhh ek baat batao... Ki... Ye log itne bade hoke tumse simp kar rhe?



Started playing O Gujariya by Shefali Alvares

Bas bhai samjh rha hu tu dukhi hai
Any nice people in the chat?

Bore bol deta hu thora better feel hoga baad me akele me ro lunga
@grave nebula
Sab samjhta hu bhai
Bery nice
She is mean
Tu toh simp nhi tha na

@grave nebula
To kaha Kiya ek bhatke hue insaan ko raasta dikha Ra tha bas
Literally
Who cares 

Tu mera bhai
Baat karvana aana chahiye
Simppp
Bhaiii i tried
Pk ko dekh Bina kch kare bhaav mil jaata
Aata toh tujhe bhi nhi hai tu kya bol rha

Pk advertise nhi karta na ki im a simp 
Han exactly
Point hai usne apni dp mein jo launda lagaya hai uske dekh ke ye log khiche aa jaate hai
To Mai to jaise Apne Naam mei simp Lele ghum Ra hu







