#jockie-2-commands
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He/she ka puchri yaha dc pe sabse bada confusion yhi hota hai
Jab joke mera na hi tab beech me logic laake vibe kharab kar deta hu 
He/she pooch bhi kon rha hai 
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Started playing Medley: Kehna Galat Galat / Halka Halka Suroor by Madhur Sharma
$play galiyan ek villan 1 acha vala version
Matlabi
Kehna galat galat toh chupana sahi sahi
@grave nebula the nation wants to know
Meko pehla wala gana nhi aati
Ladki hun yrr

Arre pm mere bhai
Kiska pehla gaana ?
Matlabi 
@tender merlin π«
Ok she
Ye jo abhi play ho rha.. uske bad wala pata hai
Pm mere mausi ka ladka hai usko koi kuch nhi bolega
Ohh
Dono pyare hai 
Pm in mind mai yaha kyu aa jata hu
Bga diya

Toh kuch ke elawa kya bolna hai

Dkho pm bhaga diya tumlog ne
@tender merlin abhi na jao chhod kar ke dil abhi bhara nahi
Pm bata kya sunna pasand karega

Bhai pm tu bhi dream 11 pe team bana le phir akela feel nhi karega
Suroor hai
Kaha hai suroor
Ye teri nazar ka kasoor hai
Ke sharab Pina sikha diya
Kitne gram ka hai?
Ye teri nazar ka kasoor hai
Pk ne kisko sharab pina sikha diya

Phone charge karle 
Arre sabko pata chal gya kya
Haan
Charge par lagaakar type karra hu
Mujhe ek sharabi bana diya ke sharab Pina sikha diya
Mast mast mast saara jahan hai mast
Pm ko bhi sath leke jaana kabhi kafi dukhi rehta hai vo
Khumari kaisa
Sharaab toh sabko peeni chahiye
Peene ke baad - sharab kaise
Pilayi kis Nazar se tune
Minor hai woh
Ke mujhko khabar nhi hai
Phone phuk jaenga bro
Mujhe garmi ka ehsaas hone laga hai already

ππ
Fav part aane vala hai
@tender merlin

Pm ne VC shift karli
@tender merlin aaja dost
Arre bechaara
Kabka
Mere bad kisko shatao ge
@tender merlin mere bhai π«
Jaise pm ne pk ko dkha vo dusre vc chala gya
Mujhe kis tarah se mitaoge
Mujhe kis tarah se mitaoge


Mujhko toh barbad kiya hai
Pm
Pm gaa rha hai kya ye lines
Or kise barbad karoge

Pm bhai lurk mat kar aaja sorry π π
@tender merlin tumne pk se seeekha hai na sharab peena
Tujhe hi sataunga aakhri saasn tak- @oak raft
Bhot zyada pyara

Sharabi bna diya pk ne
Han naa
$upcoming
ππ
Yeh bhi meri galti
$p
Usage: $play <search term | url>
Description: Queue a track or playlist from a search term or url
Haan
Started playing A Journey | Shot at the FLAME University Campus
Arre roop bhai chota bheem assemble karta hu phir se

@gentle inlet
Introduce kar
@hoary lotus

@queen steppe
ye kaun gareeb ka version hai
Ye kon h

@sweet gate
Bholu?
Dholu nhi mila na isi liye dholi mil gyi

Raghav ka hai kuch der suno toh dost
Tf 
@queen steppe
Bholu kaha hai
Bholu kon tha ?
mujhe poochne ka man kyu nhi karra
original hi laga dete sir, already legendary hai
oh nevermind, its a mashup
Apse hi sikha guruji
Dholu ka bf
Sir mix hai ye ek nhi hai varna original he lgata 
Haha
yeah
@spice ruin @lethal quiver dono ek ho?
Absosh ham kaaliya ko dhoond nhi paaye
@spice ruin @lethal quiver ek ho ya alag alag?
Proud of u 

@chilly halo
Roop
Mil gya
Mil gya
he is the real deal, i am duplicate

Bhot @slate anchor se introvert hu

Mein OG zoro

Ye bhai aaj kya hora jisko tag kro aa jaara
Is Server Ke liye
Arre zoroo bro long time no see
Vhi toh ππ
Yeh issi moment ka wait karra tha ki mai isko bulaun
@strange ginkgo sirr ajao or sath mai rega ko v leke ana


Rega ko bhi bulaya but ye vo mamba ni hai
Sachiyan mohobbata nibha ke

π»
Wohin mamba hai
Paani toh paana nikla
Nice banner bhai
Rooopp
Ikr
Tum hate do apan wholesome hai but

Aam panna
Aaj anda ni mila

Aam paana matlab = Bhn ka loda pk?
Nai. Bakwas .
Mujhe kyu toda 
Ye mere sabdh nahi h ..
Dudh cola?
Bhak
I believe in jo bolta hai wahi hota hai supremacy
Dudh cola kisne bola
Matlab bta do but

Best drink h wo

Doodh cola best
Mein pk thodi hu
Trouble ko copy kiya ja ra
Doodh cola doodh fatt nahi jata kya ?
bhai khata cola kabhi piya h ?
@finite iris facts fek ke maariyo jara
trouble bhai kaha gayab
But aam panna is good
Dudh cola>>>>>>
Wtf is aam panna
Itna dead chat kyu h
Kon peeta hai
Gc
@tender merlin ab itna gussa q akela akela gana sunrhe ho
Pm we miss u
Cringe kar rkha h new members ne gc 
pk enaf jox
New member like pk?

Wasn't a joke aam panna kisko pasand hai
Kya hua
Ab toh nokia hi mana skta hai usko
tumhare jaise pagal.ko psnd nahi h..
Pk ko kyu tod rahe ho π mujhse pehle se h vo yha ig
Sabse late kon aaya yeh sabko pata hai 
Sab uski hi galti hai
Bcoz nokia ki galti hai
Yup yup
m 2020 se hu bhai
Mein 21 ig
Koi keh rha tha mai tujhe copy karra toh bata de inko ki hamare jokes apass me use karne pe copyright nhi lagta 
Nvm.
What is this behaviour paani
Ajib log.
Good for you

Nhi yarr she wasn't good for me i guess I should find someone else
Mat aa

Trouble ladki nahi h
Kuch logon ka humour itna kharab hota hai ki kya hi bolu
$play toh phir aao mustafa
$upcoming
OG badiya hain ye gaana
Haan koi bhi aise bina humlogo ke presence mein jokzzz use karega to according to Act-420, Section 666, Page 108, applicable hojata hai, tabh jo bhi accused hai without any further delay naala supara ke kothi mein locked hojata hai.
Why sed 
$play baarish ash king
Itna kon padhega
Wo gaane mai likha hai aise 
Yes


Abe dhaara likhne the, likhdiye vro
Shimle ni vasna kasooli ne vasna

Itna achha humor dc deserve nahi karta ig

Haa padha mai funny chal ab soja aur bata ke jaa wapas kab aa rha
Modi ko mnana pdega ..π₯²
Yes 
Bhai konse nashe?
Pm ko mana ke aana
Tu soja vro
Hann jisko v manao par galti tmhara hi hai
Started playing Chaap Tilak - Namita Choudhary | Sufi Music 2020
Reason: Duplicated text

Nashe ke liye he toh ja rahe hai π
Nhi @tender merlin ko jo mera best friend hai
Aye badiya bhai
Later maybe

Okk
May-haps we'll never know.
Aaj hi recharge kare - my jio


@tender merlin who.,
.insert toh phir aao lyrics

Mera best friend
Pk gane sunne aaoo
Kal. Subah bata dunga dw

$play sajde arijit singh
Bulao mnaate h

Phone charge pe hai diwali nhi manana chahta
Mohit Chauhan 
Sab best friend hote h
@tender merlin aja
Sab nhi mere bas 3 hai
Haan ji vo version bhi uff
Started playing Toh Phir Aao Lyrics | Emraan Hashmi | Mustafa Zahid | Awarapan
alright vro later gator
Trouble lurker saale
Toh phir aao
Haa soja
Mujhko satao
Toh phir kuch der baad aao
Toh phir aao
Lurk kidhar kiya

Tune tag maara
Rulana
Tum kaha gyi
Kaha jaungi mai
Ban thodi hua h

Bc aise bina VC bhaithe chat dekho toh kya hi confusion hoti hai
Dil badal bane
Saare lyrics likh re
Behene lagee
Ye bhi h

Haan na bhai
Jaiseeee
Or gediya marna ho gya?
Missing pk bhi lyrics tha kya?
Toh phir aaooo

haa

Aa bhi jaaoo
Bhai pk iss line se kuch bahut hi bhayankar cheez yaad aaraha
Haaa just aaya
Arre bc

Na na don't
Yah p jab likh hi diye ho.. bata bhi do
Gum leja tere
Alright vro
Damn sadness toh hai iss gaane me
Jo bhiii
Saare cover lage hain kya
OG lagao bhai
Mujhe bina sune bura feel ho rha

Og hai ye 
Nai nai pk vro ne boldiya na bas boldiya
Tophir middle finger kisliye
Toh phir aaoo oooo
Aa v jaoo
Nvm
Mujhko shataoo

Toh phir aaooo
Mai bhi likhunga

$play tere hoke rahenge arijit
Sab ignore karre 
Yeh le 2 rupay ka 
ab to is manzar se
Sab nokia ki galti hai
Mujhko chale jana haii

Mujhko chale jana hai
Kal se mera dost ane wala h
Obviously
Un raho ko
Maza ayegaa
Mujhe paana hai
toh phir aaooo
Bahut azeeb lag raha hain
Mujhko peena h

That's what she said
π¦
bc
Jockie quality

@zenith knot
Aa jaega dont worry


$s
Toh Phir Aao Lyrics | Emraan Hashmi | Mustafa Zahid | Awarapan has been skipped
laal sari
Started playing Yeh Raaten Yeh Mausam | Sanam ft. Simran Sehgal
Bolta hu usko 
kya hal hain
Madarchod
@grave nebula
Khatam ho gya tha paani vo
Hann jaldi jaldi bol do warna aa jayega
Okay
@crisp cargo 
@grave nebula
Ew
Laal sari poriya konnaa
Itne log
@zenith knot @serene birch @elder lark @grave nebula yooo
Haan 
$np
Out of coverage.. Lagta hai nikal gya
yo
.insert laal saree poriya konya
Ew
Mai badiyaa... Tm kaise ho
Sanam
@! SUBU Music πΈπΆ @pk @Roop @πΞΉΡΡΡπΌ yooo
π °οΈ:peaceout:916270747670962196>
insert toh
Paani ko nhi kra tag
mein
$skip
Yeh Raaten Yeh Mausam | Sanam ft. Simran Sehgal has been skipped
krne wala tha
Yo yo honey singh
isss
Sab ignore karre 
Sabse pehle kia jaakr dekho

Laal sariii

xdnp
Ye kya chl rha hai
Yaaayyy daivik.. you good



Reason: Duplicated text
Sab bengali
Nah bro bolo
Skip why
Laal poriya konna
@young zephyr bhaii 

Slowmode lgao koi
Sab ignore karre 


Rokto Alta payee
new general chat
Areh
Laal sari
Ye kya hora ye jockie gc jaisa kyu lgra
Hanjii




Bhai kitna dukh
gand mardo isse badhiyaaaaa

Arey nah bhauuu
Amar chokher jol mishaila

Kya gaana hain
suppp
Gc 2


Bhai
Real id se aa #old-general-chat
@velvet sedge oppp
Vhi toh slowmode lgao
Hilana
paani


Jani
Eh mod slow mode lagao


Badhiyaa ek number
Music channel best no slowmode

bc ye toh gc se b active hai
Mod ko bulao 
Majaak karra hu mujhe kon ignore kar skta hai

Haha jk

$n0
$np
Hello
Meri cursh ke elava*

Itne sab sach mein bc ye gaana sun rahe ho
@grave nebula good morning
Bss kya btae πππ

Ador Koira muche ditam gaale

Good morning 

Ruko 
nachne wala laga dun kuch?
Joraito ei buke
.insert keno laage shunno shunno
Bhulbo ami ek kotha kemone
Ab toh seriously ignore ho rha hu
Ye gaana sunne ke baad sab Bengali mein convert hojayenge


Aur baade baade para likhenge
Lga do acha but ππ
@dire adder
Sab nokia ki galti
$insert ekla chalo re
@somber basin
Sopno keno dekhaila


hello ji
Hello kk
Bhai ye gaana samjh bhi ni ara
Chalo mai baad me aaya phone kaafi garam hi chuka hai
Rakhi vale din vale lgau 
ha maalik


Vhi but feel hai
.insert Delhi wali girlfriend 
Ses dekhao dilai na amare
Nahi.. rakhi gya
Kya haal @dire adder

Haha
Slowmode lga do yha 3 sec ka bhai zyada active ho gyi
Ye kya hua
$insert Delhi wali girlfriend




@zenith knot hi bro
isi se kaam chaala lunga
Spidey aa gya
that's what she said
Tu mi ?
$upcomimg
Iske baad
Bc
Ye to cheating h 
hey
theek hu dost, tum?
Bot kaha gaya
Tum lgao bhai
AhahahahkuchBhiahah
$upcoming
Issa he gc bana deya
Konsa cheating 
$insert ekla chalo re
chalne do bhai, baadmei dead hogi tab complaint karenge log 
Ye gc hi hai
Mai bhai badhiya 
bruh

yahi gane sun k achha mehsoos kr leta

haso mat

khud has ra bhai
Hahahabyehahah
Harmonium padhi
Achyaa ye bhi hai
aur kaise ho

Haramiyon
sad song

Bhai

Spidey
Aaaaa

π«
π
Aaaaa

Aaaaa
AaaAAhHhH
Aaahhjhaa

fine hu, tum?
Ye kaise kaise kar rhe ho bhai

@crisp cargo bas bengali gaane lagai
danda de diya



kyu lagana hai
Thoda ro.leti hu
Started playing Ekla Chalo Re Lyrics (BENGALI | ROM | ENG) | Shreya Ghoshal

Nahi.. sab hai.. 

Bss zinda hai bhai
bhai
Ashleel
Gc ban gya hai ye
Ye kisne lagaya

@grave nebula@elder lark get out movie dekhi kai
Ekle chalo re
Zyada active ho gyi ye gc se bhi

Rabindranath tagore 
Aake mujhe Gandhi aur maina koi Mahatma
@velvet sedge
Nahi ? Emraan Hashmi ki hai?
Jodi tor keo na ase tobe ekla cholo re



Movie??

Skip?

tune
No skip
nahi holywood hai horror

barbad kr diya
ok zoro
yup
Kar do skip
Abhi movie ka mann ni hai
Dekhenge baad mein
teri ammi ki jay

$play teri ammi ki jay
Are bhai deep

fine
Lmao
Misty
@late burrow
Ro mat paani kardo skip



.insert chacha jharkhand rap
Ekla cholo re

Iska matlab samjan paani plz
Too sad mahop
kaaffi jyada sach
Ye rap
Mahol
Vhi toh

Kya


Gaane ka pause kar karke kabhi
Bhai 
Hein?
$upcoming
Ht

$skip

ye vibe
Chacha hai 
Lyrics ka English dekh le
Okk
SIkhna tha mujhe toh np



Cha cha a gya
Tf
Sande ka tel dene

Japani overrated
kya lagaya
Sikha denge

ye kya lagaya lmao
Abbe gandu



Thanks
$np



Item ko kiss kar rha




@crisp cargo kafi interesting choice hai apki song ki 
@late burrow
Wtf
Ye best song h


Or sunna h?
tysm
gandiya wala line op
lmao
Chacha supremacy
Me aise hi nach ri


Subu ki voice mein ye gaaana 
bhejo aur aise songs 





Itne log ye sun rahe h wow
Hum Tera tera chacha chacha hai
gc pe likhdenge toh bhadasd ho jayega

Subu kab gaare ye gaana phir
best h best
$insert lag gaye ragasur
Han bhai mere subscribe kam hai
kahase laya gana
@elder lark
Chal foot


Krsna ko diss kar rha hai kya ye?

Iphn hai bhai

School.m.suni thi

bhabi

wtf



chachaaaa
@crisp cargo



- chachha
$loop
You are missing the required session permission index queue to do that

kahan

:UncleLaugh:
bahut gazab 
.s
Aman kalakar>>>>>kalamkar
Tf
Wo toh bol rhe hai
Aahhh
$np


bhaiyo neem ka patta kadva @elder lark hamara qt

kon kya bol rha ache se Batao

Are pata maine ragging me

Ye dance ki thi
ye gana mere liye???


ye gc me gaano ke command kon daal rha
Lag gaye
.


π
uske b laude the
Kab gaare ye gaana rhythm vc me?

kya chal rha bs
Kisine nai dekha



Laude lag gyee

π βοΈ
Ha bhosdiwalo
Jaise aalu ke pakode
Bohut hassi ara
isko kese pata
Han behut hasi aa rhi hai



@velvet sedge
ytna has rhe kya baat ho gyi

hahahaha
chuttad
haha



π€€
Best line " mast nadi kinare baith ke ganja fuk rha tha.. aya ek thulla laude laga k chala gya "




my bap
Doctor ban jaa
oh bc deafen tha

MBA karle
Padh le

Me.doctor.. didi mba








areee ye gaana
$np
π
Muthiyaa?


@crisp cargo
ayse hi sun ne hai tooooo
Itna active to gc bhi nai h


π€

ahaaaaa

$upcoming
π± π± π±
$np
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Nacho
@elder lark 



