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mishti ne shyad
@serene birch

Mishty
mishti
Misty.. dhua dhua
@crisp cargo 
Mishti
nhi mishti sweetness wala
Afeemi h tera mera pyar


how are you

mujhe par afeem hi dila do
Fine until 3:34
Aafreen afreen kar do insert koi
okay have a great day. Going 
Thanks 

Yr ab aise bologe

RIP
4 din ho gye kahani hi nhi puri hori

๐คฃ๐๐



conjuring returns



Raat ko


Annabelle ka kahani likh ke dunga



lights out bdiya hai par
Hann bhai wo flim
The ring dekha h?

jitni jumpscares aayi thi bc
Piche dekho

Piche diwar hai
Bhoot toh kahi sai bhi aata bhai

mujhe toh raat mein kapde tange andhere mein dekh ke socha aaj toh mere ko uthaane aagya lagta hai
But mere pass maa hai abhi

haa mere andar hai

do jism ek jaan
๐

Ek baar jesus christ commands you bolunga sab nikal jayega

๐๐คฃ๐คฃ
subha ko nhi niklega
Bed sheet sai bandh ke exorcism krna pdega
Ulti mtt krna bss
Kyaa
Din mei bhi hota
Sus

mein bahut seedha hu

๐คฃ๐๐
raat ko bhoot bhagate hai
Pata nhi๐๐คฃ
aur kuch log kuch marwate hai
Mar jate hai
Horror movies pe**
achha toh woh jo anabelle with red bikini galat dekhliya shyad



๐คฃ๐
Ye konsi bhoot ki movie hai
๐๐
nahi woh toh anabelle and chucky threesome dekha

Second part phle dekh liye

๐๐คฃ๐คฃ
mere dost ne dikhaya mein seedha hu kaafi
Dost ke iraade thikh nhi the akele the dono?
haa pata nhi bhut bhagane waqt anabelle dard ke jagah maze mein chilla rhi thi
Issh bhaii



Kitni paribarik chat hai
Ufff

Gharelu chaaat
Pta nhi kya baat kr rahe mei toh sidha sa bacha hun
nhi mummy ne mana kara saath dekhne se mein akele dekhta hu


Tere bin ek din jaise so saal hai
how to make a family in 2 mins

๐คฃ 
haa mein bhi 
Sab @somber basin ki galti hai

Anbelle aunty ๐คฃ๐

nun ko bhi dekh ke mazaa agya
Tf bhai


tumhe konsi pasand
Bc nawabi shaukh
๐๐คฃ
Nhi bhai hume nhi pasand
Bhai kaise shok hai ye
Tum glt toys ke sath khel re bhai
nahi woh aunty toh meko red room bula rhi thi
toh woh kon thi
meine bajaya dard hai mere dimaag aur dil mein
Aunty lover
I mean dil mein
bade shauk hai mere
Asli id sai aao gamerfleet
Bbw


bilkul

Blue h paani paani wala mahool chl ra yaha toh
Aaj meri glti ni h
Tm kon?


New hu server pe
Welcome


๐คฃ๐๐
Autocorrect
mahaul saaf krta hu mein
Achha achha
$p gadiwala aya ghar se kachda nikal
Hlww
Hello
Hello
Kaise ho
Kl college @grave nebula ?
Kya haal ?
Aur sabb badiyaa ?
Sab changa si
Ha tabiyat kaisi hai?
Fever sahi ,bss cold hai
Started playing Tujhse Naraz Nahi Zindagi | Sanam
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.

.
. 
tu abhiroop hai kya
.
Ye kon hai 
. 
.
tera naam waisa hai isliye
. 
ye dialgue ku
Nahi m nahi janta tumhe
dialogue

.๐น ๐ฒ ๐จ
@long sleet q
@long sleet play mann mast magan
@elder lark
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.๐ฑ ๐ด ๐ฉ ๐บ
. ๐ฏ ๐ณ ๐ฑ
Started playing Ghari Bala Aya Ghar se kchara nikal

Ye kon lgaya
$np

$p like real people do
Isiliye toh pooch rha tha 
kardo vai
$vote skip
Skipping, 1/5 (3 votes required)
$s
dhanyawaad

Arre maine dj role isi din ke liye toh liya tha 
Phone kyu kiya
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Jio hai isiliye
phone bhi aate hai vai??
Haan
Started playing Like Real People Do - Hozier
Haa kuch logon ko aa jate hai
sahi hai bhai idher to comapany waale ke bhi nai aate
Naa Ghar par hi manaye ge independence day
Nhi mujhe toh aate hai bhai company walon ke calls
sahi hai phir
Kal hi ek banda loan de rha tha call pe
Same
.๐จ ๐ญ ๐ด ๐ฒ ๐บ
Company wale make me feel alive 
Tum kon ๐
Lottery lgi hai meri 
. ๐บ
Hum hum @elder lark or kon

Haa iss tarah toh WhatsApp pe kaafi kamaya hai maine 
i will not ask where you came from
25 lakh jeet jata hu ek baar me 
achhaa
Nahi jaanta Sorry ๐
waah
Mai 3 baar
paaatesss laaaat
Kbc se call aaya kya

lol 4 baar i win 
Haa bhai kya matlab sab jeet re mai akela nhi hu
4,5 baar aa gya ๐
Vo 25 lakh dera tha maine 1 crore kya maang liya block krke bhag gya
Tf mujhe laga tha mai special hu 
Sunao
Roop
tu hoja choop
Roop
barsaat in dhoop
Roop
Tu hai ghatiya khoob
Roop
Tu hoja choop (Sorry )
Ek baar allah jesus aur ram garden mein ghum rahe hote hai
Maine toh mast plan banaya tha.. Woh ek amount maang rha tha jiske badle woh 25 lakh dega... Maine bola 25 lakh se kaat lo aur baaki de do


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block krdiya kya tujhe bhi
Kaise ho
Parzival
Kal aana kal
Me ekdm mast maula mast kalandar
sahi nice pfp<3
Ni pta aayege raat me vo paani peene

Sahi 
There are no more tracks
$p desi girl
Teri browser history bhi aisi dikhti hai kya bro 

dikhti hi nahi hai bhaai
Incognito I see
Incogniito
jiii

$p 60 years of bollywod scoopwoop
Ek din pakka iss gaane ke lyrics samjh lunga
Ek din THE DAY

$p jab mila tu
@grave nebula bengali?
$p tune jo na kaha
Yeap
Paani deafen
Naam se obvious tha mai bhi kya question pooch rha hu 
@crisp cargo ??

Paani peene gayi hogi
Started playing ScoopWhoop: 60 Years Of Bollywood In 4 Chords
Paani ye sunke chali hi gyi
lol
dekha h ??
Ha deafen krke
0 presence of DI mAA g
Yeh bhi meri galti 
Ty
fr
Ha

Bolo
ky
Mere naam pe bill faad dete hai saare
mixture
pta ni tha m gana sunri thi
@serene birch

Roop
Mere papa ka restaurant nhi hai sorri

chalo itc chale
ek shaayri
Navratn
Phirse
Mai strangers ke saath hangout nhi karta introvert hu

sath nai jane ka bol ri.. chalne ko bol ri hu

Lyrics galat gaaye isne
@velvet sedge theek hai bhai

Koi ni bhai suna shyari
kabhi kabhi
Hello ambulance jldi aao Bhayankar komedy hui hai
Itna krab h
bana gaya hai
paani se achhe se baat? /
Kya kiya h apke sath
paani se baat ??
Karta hu ask my crush
meko kya pata kon crush h
Nhi hai filhaal toh 
Mere ghar me chatt se pani tapak rha
Chatte phatte

Arre baarish ho rhi kya?
Ha
Yaha toh itni baarish ghar ke bahar nhi jaa paa rha 
ek bhi gana complete nahi karra

kyu bhai
Badtameeji dekh re ho
where are ur legs ??
Unka man nhi kar rha hoga
Bheeg jaunga bhai baarish me
Paani me?
aasmaaa hai geela geela
paani who
paani who is utside
bheeg sii
ur house @serene birch
!np
๐ซ Ski, you can't use that.
Bhaagi sii
$s
Water tumhe kya lga
noice song
Stray dogs hai outside my house

Ohh my bad
@serene birch to kya hua
Join hydra for lata mangeshkar playlist

Maine kab kaha kuch hua

@elder lark please dont kill the vibe
Bui kya hota hai
Promotion 
Bc ab phir google karna padega meaning of bui

Yeh bolne me sharam aati hai 
Dost yha play nahi kare tumhari vibe kaise kill ho gyi


Yess
vo hai hi legend ๐๏ธ๐
Aajao ๐ซ
Logic dekh re ho?
Ab mai banduk wala emote bhej du toh bolegi aatankwaadi ho kya
Pk chappal chor


Andrew cute nhi hai 
@serene birch hai
But wo pfp >>>
Spitting faxx 
Pk mein lgau apne pet ki pfp 
$p tu hi hai ali zafar

Ajib dastan hai ye
Is unkel ko kya dikkat h
Kha shuru kha khatam


@elder lark tu hi to nahi
Pet pfp inside joke hai vo ๐๐
Jldi dekh lo phir change kar dunga
Meko bata
@serene birch kimd
$p tenu leke

Ruko apne pet ki cute pfp lgata hu
$p tenu leke
Snap filter hai bro Tu bhi bann ja kid
Keed
$profile
@wind nova wahi naa snaaaap foilter keeed withoud seeed
sanam puri kab sunn liya maine


Pk send me photu
Roop ye pfp me baacha kon hai
Fukk u roop bhai
@young zephyr jab teri sanam se baat nahi hoti thi
Mai hu snap filter lagake 
Roop bc
vo to ab tak nhi hui 
@elder lark nice pfp
@young zephyr ek din

accha tujhe bhot nice lag rha 

Kya chalra idhur

Pk
Kiski shaadi hori

Sorry
Arre koi nhi

@dry pelican jai hind
Thanks pk ne click kari thi

Jai hind
$p tum se hi jab we met
Pk kaha gyq
Do din to tiranga rakh hi sakta
Yahi hu 
Yahi hai
@dry pelican soni chizz tere jesii...
Haa bhai ajaad feel hoga carry on
usko jyada bulao mat
chipak jaega
Ladka hai vo

@dry pelican pk aazaad nahi hua
Tujhe kyu insecurities ho rhi 
Kyun

@elder lark tum nahi samjoge
Liu kadka?
Liu
Ladka*?
Kadka
Nai he is originaly a bangladesi busalaman

insecurity kaisi terese
Life is unfair

Tu hi nass kaat rha tha na uss din
Insecurities= sakal oe no bharosa
$p hey ya!
Oe
Aaja piya tohe pyaar du


Paani kkrh?
kiwi
Phir toh tujhe sabse jyada insecurities hai 

:yekya:
Cutie
Ok
$p kun faya kun
Kisine dekha kya

Roop pfp send

bhool gya

Paani ladka
Aayo no cap mazak se hatke bol! Ss he terpe bht kuch describe karte hue
ha pta ni tha kya
Simp karo
Pk se consent dilvao
Ruk bhejta hu sabko ss
Ni
@serene birch Tune kam kiya?
pk
Nahi bhai 
Consent
๐
$p raanjhaana
Haa bhai har din kaam karta hu ghar bhi toh chalana hai
@serene birch @crisp cargo ek vid he meri:laughblast:
Ok ๐
Me jo diya tha wk
@young zephyr 
Bhej 
Ghoor mehi hi khamosi he

$p kabhi kabhi aditi
Why cry
ss hi lga Leti hu
Bhej do roop bhai
nobody loves me
no frens
Same

$p yaariyan mohan
Merko dm karo jisko ek chiz chiye
@elder lark bkl
Hm
Edit 
@serene birch tu janta nai kal mere sath kya hua puch kya hua@crisp cargo pucho tumbi
Done โ
$s
$np
Kyu 
$s
allaahmdulliilaaah
kya h bata hi de
Tu bhi gya okk ๐
gali.. oh ky hi barish hoei h
Paani toh aae he nhi
@steep jasper dekha
Haan hui thi yha bhi 
Okk dost โค๏ธ
@dry pelican mazaa aaya


Gadhe meko jb laga ki m gana ni sun ri tab m vc m thi
Ab lg rha h m gana sun rhi hu par vc m ni hu

Are kon msg krra
pfp yaar
Pk ke pfp lga ke pagal ho gyi ho tum
Aur mujhse kaise baat kar rhe ho
Merko dm karo ek chizz bhejta hu
Are
aisa ni h
ayi m
@steep jasper inko bolo kare dm mast hena?

Imposter

$s
Ye kya
Dm krow
Kya maang rha
Tu hi likh bhejta ek chiz
๐

Hein ji
Roop solly 
Koi na

Paani
Naam bhi pk karlo๐๐
Yeh bhi meri galti 
Haa
Nam kru to pk marega ab
Arre bc idea matt do mera naam rakh ke woh lafda kar legi toh 
Kuch nahi bolega vo fan following badh rhi uski
Nickname kr lo pk

plan hi pta chal gya h.. choro
@crisp cargo mast thana
Ar rahman <3
Lafda kr lena aap pakda jayega pk
Matlabi tum bhi lgao pk ki pfp
Meri hi pfp lagake mera hi majaak uda rhi 

pk ko pagal samjhe ho kya


The p in my name stands for paagal
Aur k?
Pagal what


Kool
Par chaapal chor toh pk hai



Ab ro rha do min pehle faxx faxx krra tha
Ye gaana โค๏ธโค๏ธ


*padhte
Pasta 

$p main hoon na
Samose?
Chai?
Hi?
@jolly atlas kha h potat.. 
Paao jameen pe pasta 
Kya bhej rahe hai Zomato
Noice

Free offer krra kya
@jolly atlas Ye kya name hai 
daal vada
Samosa chai uff
Nahi
Alu
Photo dm me chahiye tha tab kya hi no friends wala drama ho rha tha
Ab middle finger

Ise bhi pk ki pic dm kardu ? Tum twinning karlena
Kuch hypocrites aise bhi
Ky mtlb pk bhi fren h
Haan ye cool hai
nhi. Pk pfp bss me you

Haa bc sabko kardo dm mai toh kehta hu poore sv ki pfp badalwa dete hai
Chup

Samay ko he na kardu lode

idea bura ni hai
Arre bc meri hi pfp ke rights mere pass nhi rahe
$h
$f
$bhai kuch pyaara sa suna de
$ m kamala h

hayraan the shocked hu mein

Ye mai hi confuse ho jaari ki kon pk kon paani

Bali kon aur sugreev kon
Started playing Main Hoon Na (Full Song) Main Hoon Na
Bomb blast
Dono gc mein chat karo ek dusre se

Ji bomb blast
ban kr denge dono ko

nhi
Aare nahi karte aaese 6,7 logo ne ek jaise pfp lga rakhi hai kaafi baar
Nhi
Big bubas
Ab samjha usko bb bolne pe block kyu ho gya
Preshan hu mein
Kisko bb bola tune
lag ja gale
Hmmm mm
Therapist ke paas jao yaha nhi
History teacher ke beti ko


Bhot badtameez thi itni si baat pe papa ko beech me le aayi
Phir uske abbu ne tujhe choke kar diya?
nhi uske abbu ne mujhe last bench me bhaitha diya
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Fun fact mai second last bench pe bhaithta tha
Eww itna bkwas comeback

Bye guys
Teacher ko bol rhi ya mujhe
M last bencher

$dc
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ofc teacher ko
Bye matlabi
Kool
Bye
@velvet sedge bye
Matlabi
wai
Bye



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@grave nebula Aare new pfp

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Bezatti krne aaya tha krwa ke ja ra hun


Bahar mil mujhe kisidin
Kiske karne aaya tha ? ๐
Hain ji
๐

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