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Me to insta chalata nahi
So muje pata nahi
Tu firse dm call pr ja rhi hai 
Gn
Bakwas mat kiya kar har time
Aapne voh picture lia na 
Only facts 

Arey jo apne share kia wo website pe play hone se pehle apka profile show kar rha hai
Yeh foot drop ne self conscious krdia mujhe 
Sorry ๐
Krdo delete voh ss 
Kar dia kabka
maine bhi links delete krdiye
Thankyou 
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Baki reels to bhej sakte ho
If you want
M!p kaun tujhe
โ Started playing Kaun Tujhe (Armaan Malik Version) by Armaan Malik
nhi I'm okay
Bhai kaise kaise feature hai sadme mai aagaya 
@tough ocean aapke liye song lga dia maine 
Ok 
Good night
Bhai ankit kya lgta hai abb aapka place koi aur lelega 
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ankit kaha gaya
@shadow stag kya sab krrhe ho bhai
Kuch nahi bhai
โ Started playing Ishq by Ali Sethi


Ors pi le

Medicos ko isse acha reply nhi aata 
aise kregi


Paani ek game khelte
mhi muje tere sath kuch ni khelni
Tb se bura bhala bole ja rha
Husa hu mein
Gusa*

Maine kabhi bura nhi bola 

Facts only b bol rha . Jaha ki kuch pata nahi
Lgta hai uski mummy ne pakad lia usko raat mai jagte huye 

Hassi majak 
Paani tune apne doston se milwaya nhi kabhi mujhe 
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Bht neend a rhi. Kuch padhai nahi kiya..
Koi dost nahi hai mera
Mujhe baat krni pdegi unse 
@fringe pine mil le.
Aaj toh exam khatam hua 
Bajrangi bhaijaan recreate
25 ko khtm hai. Written sirf
fir hoga maut ka nanga nach
Jhut bolo baar baar jhut bolo
Maaaaa maaaaaaaaa
โ Started playing Zindagi Kuch Toh Bata (Reprise) by Pritam

Professor se toh banti hogi 
Mar jaungi ab to
Yeh bolke abb wapis idhar hee dikhegi 
Nhi
merse sabka taka bhida hua hai
That sounds so wrong
Chutiye hai sab
Lmao
Nhi
sirf reels mai concert dekhe
Zindagi maun vrat rakhi hai meri
Bc 

shreya Ghoshal lite

Tu mujhe bta ankit kaha gaya 
life mai thoda thril chaiye
acha I see
Bhai aaj jaldi sona no chance lol
Yaar thak gaya pr 
M!p cry cigarettes after sex
Tu bhi so jama 
goodnight
โ Started playing Cry by Cigarettes After Sex
bhai jo bhi gaane laga rhe ho, bohot baddhiya kaam krrhe ho
i had a bad day
aisehi gaane lagao
kichu na bhai, just life going on

@livid python She's from west Bengal 
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โ Started playing Those Eyes by New West
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gay gaane
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โ Started playing Faasle by Aditya Rikhari
lgao aap lgao
Jaunga mai bhi abb bss 
Tume toh dhona chaiye bartan ki tarah @tough ocean

M!p paaro

abe yaar
M!remove next
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haha
โ Started playing Paro by Aditya Rikhari
โ Started playing Paaro by Aditya Rikhari
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@tough ocean alvida 
Kya huaa
kaha gayab teh
Dost se baat kr rha tha
ldki ka chakkar babu bhaiya
Sorry
Ladki ka chakkar 
Noodes
Dost ke liye mujhe chhod dia 
Sorry

Kyu chle gye
Kuch hua nhi kro kro baat 
are koi baat nhi baat krlo
Tussi jaa rhe ho ?

And sohte kyu nhi ho time pr 

nhi usse natural way mai neend aana bnd hojata hai regular usage ke baad
Intellectual
M!p maine royaan
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โ Started playing Maine Royaan (Lofi Remix) by Tanveer Evan
ek dum se kya hogaya
Thik h yaar
sleep schedule sahi krna hai
Bhai kuch nahi
Anytime mood 
Are bhai mujhe server se chle jana chahiye
Iske karan kahi neend nahi aa rahi
Haan mujhe bhi lga aaap unka wait krte hoge
Because kal mai late aaya voh toh online rhte hai 
Dm aao
okay
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M!p hoor
โ Started playing Hooray! Hooray! It's a Holi-Holiday (7" Version) by Boney M.
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โ Started playing Hoor by Sachin-Jigar
voh zamana kaha gaya jab lyrics spam krte teh

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M!p tum se hi
โ Started playing Tum Se Hi by Pritam
@fringe pine @fringe pine
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sohne toh jana hai
Pr actually uss time bahut jyada neend aa rhi thi
Pr ankitt tumhari awaj toh sach mai it's like you just passed from school 
achi awaj hai gaate rho
Nhi toh medicos mostly nashe krke apni awaj khrab krlete hai 
U just passed from school bacche waali awaaz h
ohh
Tujhe bada pta h 10th me toh h
bhai chat mai kitne alag vc mai kitne alag
Hann
Han ho skta h

Suits dekh rha tha 
M!p chaand sifarish
โ Started playing Chand Sifarish by Shaan
Voice reveal 
Suits ky h ?
Hn kro
Lawyer based series hai pls see your pov towards life will change hehe
English bhi improve hojaegi ๐ญ
I meant to say that you did 
Series h ?
Prime pe ?
Yes series hai
Yeah dont tell anyone
Netflix and jio hotstar
Okay dekhlunga
Acha fir toh thik h
You already did sing once 
When ?
Haan pehle ke 2 episode mai hee you'll like the series
You only told me ๐ญ
Hn mereko series shuru krni hee thi vaise bhi Is si se krta hu
Apne friend list mai dekha aaj toh ek bhi person active hai aisa lgta nhi 
Yea I did but u said u weren't there 
I wasn't
yes acha gaya
thanks
Bhai voh footdrop ne Dara dia aaj 
Kya hua
nhi kuch nhi
Btaoo
Kh rha tha ankit ko jaanta hoon pehle se 
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I dont know him
Kese jaanta h ?
M!p alag aasman anuv jain
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โ Started playing Alag Aasmaan by Anuv Jain
Hn ho skta h
.
@iron ruin lodu
Are jab yeh songs sunte teh 
Ukulele pr yeh song Baja skta hoon mai pehla para 
How do I tell myself that I dont care

yeh bahanchod kon h
Beyy sunaooo
Ek dum se situation tense kaise hogayi 
Nhi bss aise hee soch rha hoon
Aapke koi chahne wale honge 
abhi nhi hai
@iron ruin yhi bahanchod h
Fir kb ?
Aisa mt socho 
Mid july ke baad 
Hann
Kyuuuu
But I don't think tbb wapis aaunga mai 
Abeyyy
aise hee



Kya h badwe kitna tag karega
Abb hamesha dc pr kaun rhta hai 
Stalk kr rha lawde
Number de dena na apna pls

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I'd lelena 
Kya stalk

Insta ki ?
Yes
chhor tu jaa soja
aur kaha ki
Doh abhi

Bank ke acct ka password ?
Bkl kahika sogaya tha mai ki tere 2 vibrations are h
Papa kw locker ki chaabhi
Bhai dc lag

Kaise hojata hai
๐ญ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ
Sorry
@iron ruin sorry
Mera bhi hojata h koi ni

M!p waqt ki baatein
โ Started playing Waqt Ki Baatein by Dream Note
Lgao
Sound ki Quality kharab h
bss aise hee

Kabhi toh
kabhi toh
Tujh mai na kami koi hai
Bss tera yeh din bura hai
dohhhhh
Yaar 
Toh ky hua jo badla tha
Magar jahan zrurat thi voh raha nahi
bc
Jaane do jo ja chuka h
Kya hee bolu
Mt bol feel kr
abb kuch nhi ho skta
Nhi bhai good thing ki abb yeh sbb sunke bura nhi lgta 
Kb Lgta tha ?
Bohot pyaari bhai
Han
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M!p saibo
โ Started playing SCHIZOPHRENIA by SAIBOTAJE
M!p saibo sachin jigar
Skip kr
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โ Started playing Saibo by Sachin-Jigar

Suna h ?
Iska toh lofi version kitna famous tha
Hann
Are yeh sbb toh famous hai na ๐ญ obviously suna hai
Good

bahut gaane sune kaafi toh yehi
Acha experienced lgte ho
Soch rha hoon aap meri profile pr aaoge toh tbb dikhaunga 
Kahi aapne 10th me hee sax sux v toj nhi krli h

Profile pr ?
nhi aisa kuch nhi
Sach btaaadeee
M!profile @tough ocean

Only sach 
Profile
jyada khush ho rhe L lagenge
Dc ki
M!quality 100
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Why am I seeing this?
ab yeh sb bakchodi kon kre
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Aapki mrzi
โ Started playing Sapphire by Ed Sheeran



Eng wala sajni re
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โ Started playing Sajni (From "Laapataa Ladies") by Ram Sampath


Bhai yeh song maine last may itna suna itna suna
Kb jaane ka plan h aapka ?
Bc din raat suna 
Maine bhi
Are aap chale jaoge mujhe lgega toh mai jaunga 
Kisko yaad krte the
Aisa kya hua 

Tum btaona
Isn't this uno reverse 
Tumhe koi psnd nhi aayi h ?
Kya fayda 
Btaoo


Khel khatam hai mera maine bola na shakal matters lol
Mujhe koi pasand aaye toh bhi it doesn't matter 


Kuch chutiyo ko krti h
First impression
Jo mature nhi h
aisa nhi hai
kalu ho ky ?
Attraction hona hee chaiye vrna nhi chalta 

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M!p fakira sanam puri
โ Started playing Ishq Bulaava by Vishal & Shekhar
Gotta look like Harvey specter mike ross to pull what I want to pull 
Aata hu google krke
ishq bulaava
yes
Konse state se ho ?
Wanna date a super model 
Har state mai faill gaya hoon mai 
Ohh kaafi high level soch h
chup chaap se Bta dee
super models ke liye model type physique chaiye
Ohh
1 2 3 mai se choose kro 
2
Jaipur 
nhi aisa nhi hai lmao
Achaa
How tf did you even write this ๐ญ

Aaj
Yes
Mai triple wheeling kr rha tha
didi ne bula liya apne friend ke sath or voh dono mujhe smjha rhe the aage ky krna h

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โ Started playing Ishq Bulaava by Vishal & Shekhar
M!p wavy
Abhi toh time hai results nai
M!p wavy karan auilja
Aagye h

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โ Started playing WAVY by KAI$ER

Hn usme time h
M!skip
One more time

Le bhay
Neend ni aundi

Bhai karan aujla kitna main stream hogaya in last 5 years

Nahi change krde

Hnn
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M!p laden
mahoul pura wavy
Paani khol diya
M!p vande matram
โ Started playing Vande Mataram by Kavita Krishnamurthy
M!p saudebazi


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โ Started playing Saude Bazi by Anupam Amod

Aapke didi aapse kitne bade hai?
Stud londa bnke reply kiya ?

kisko ?
majak mai
Context nhi Smjha
Time pass krne ka mann hita h toh hii hello

Bekar ldki h
Oh aisa


Aapne baat hee kitna kia hai 
Kia h

chor bc usko
Okay


idhar aake kaisa try
Vhi na

Are kaisa jail ๐ญ
abhi ek dum se khatam kaise hogaya
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M!p bewafa
โ Started playing Bewafa by Imran Khan

Pta nhi meri hee galti hogi kuch
Humesha jaldi krdeta hu

log der krte hai aap jaldi
M!p aaj se teri
M!p aaj se teri arijit singh
M!p aaj se teri amit trivedi
yeh bot raat mai nashe krta hai

Hogya
Bhai mai force kr rha hun
Aise nhi hota h
Mai glt kr rha hoon
Ik
yeh toh dheere dheere one sided lg rha hai
Mere zindsgi
Vahi
rowegii menu yaad krke 


Hota hai koi nhi bhai one sided mai sbse jyada self respect jaati hai 
Hann

But aapne toh kaha tha mutual tha 
Are chill 
โ Started playing Aaj Se Teri by Akki Gupta
Bola toh jldi kr deta hu
hota hai koi nhi
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โ Started playing Samjhawan by Jawad Ahmed
Skip

Sala kon lodu tha


Hann
Aage se kundli dekh ke baat aage badana 
Mila ki apni jitni v maa chudwa lo jb tak dono side se nhi h tb tk Lund kuch nhi hoga
Nhi caste dekhkr
yeh toh bare minimum hau
Rajputana girl


Rajput 
Hanji
Thakur

Singh
Hanji

Smjha smjha
Mai bhi rajput hu
Maharana Pratap 
Thodusa

Mixture

Isliye bndi nhi mil rhi 
Aise
kal Pta h ky hua
๐ญ yeh toh choti bachi hai
Haan pta hai 
Sahi kh rhi hai 
โ Started playing Aaj Se Teri by Amit Trivedi
Toh block hogya subah uth kr dekhta hh
Usse baat krne ki jagah idhar baatein kr rha hai 
Are suno toh
Subah uth Kr unblock krdiya toh uska koi text nhi aaya maine kiya
Mujhe toh yeh offline wali green flag rhi hai
Meri baat krwa dena aapka kuch na ho toh 
Toh bolti h koi baat nhi chla lo mera mood swings ho rha tha

๐คฃ ๐คฃ sureee
She's just like this song 
Nhi nhi aap kro ๐ญ
Online waali ?
ab toh dunga
Online wale bhi honge green flag yaar abb unko interest nhi isliye interest nhi dikha rhe
Pehle mujhe kuch aur lga tha but now it all makes sense

Pehle ky lga tha
M!p raabta arijit singh
Pehle I thought you guys are v close and pehle toh sath mai bhi toh teh
Ohh
But recently I realized ki if ham yehi baat krenge toh aapka move on impossible hai 
abb sohunga
Bhai agar abhi aapse baat nhi kr rha hota toh fir bakchodi krdeta kuch

I was insulted
usko kyu left out kr rha
โ Started playing Raabta (From "Agent Vinod") by Arijit Singh
Veta momos pr hee rh jaoge 
Mai chahta hu woh momos kha kha kr Apna liver kharab krle
Yaar 6th mai gaate teh
Tu bhi gaata h chl suna ab
Actually Joh ldki hamesha gaati thi
Mitali
She unfortunately died in an accident :((
Kya hee yaad aagaya bc
Aapki dost thi ?
Sorry yr
Are yaar 10th ke pehle toh mujhe baat bhi krna nhi aata tha
๐ldkio se baat nhi krta tha mai
But ham 4 logo ka friend circle tha
Acha
And usmai se kushagra and she had a moment mtlb kuch try krne ki koshish
Baaki 3 ki usse bnti thu
Sax sux ?
But as usual meri nhi because na kabhi baat huyi and uss time baat nhi krna aata tha 
Achaa
Koi baat nhi ab bn jaayegi
Han only teacher can do
Relationship mai aana hee badi baat hoti thi 
ohh
Are ab toh I can hold a conversation move forward with it
Irl ?
But uss time bilkul bhi nhi
khel khatam tha mera
Same haal tha mera bhi sir
Haan krleta hoon baat toh bc ek baar ek ameer ldki ke sath baat cheet hogayi pta nhi kya bole ja rhi thi about clubs drinks 
kuch smjh hee nhi aaya pta nhi bluff krdia bss
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๐คฃ ๐คฃ 
Ohoo abb hogaya comeback
โ Started playing Jee Le Zaraa by Vishal Dadlani
Glad you mentioned 
Bhai maine uss time ki picture lga dia na log sochenge troll picture lgaya hai
Samay ka hee sb dosh h bcccc
It was that bad khel khatam tha mera 
uss time sb vaise hee dikhte h Koi shah rukh khan paida nhi hua
if you say so

change aata hai na pr
Hn teri toh puberty v hit nhi hogi
Abb smjh mai aaya school mai koi gf kyu nhi bani 

woh time dosto ke sath mazey krne ka hee hota h babu
10th grader bhi 15 ka hota hai 
ohh
true
Fir baad me 10th ke dost bohot yaad aate h mark my words bohot jyda
yeh gana kya lga dia

Jeee le zara

Momos
Are yaar dost ka pta nhi time yaad aata hai
Bohot psnd h

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Raat mai khaega
Aayega hee

โ Started playing Shauq by Amit Trivedi
Voh toh jim jaa rhi hai na 
M!p teri yaadon mein
M!p teri yaadon mein kk
Fir bhi bhuk lgti h bohot usko
teri liye order krunga ek din
Chicken momos
Paisa is not the issue 
Khayga ?

Mai krunga order
Me pure veg 
Meri party
10Th ke dost h na ?
nhi
At the end 10th ke dost hee reh jaate h babu
Sb chle jaaynge but
10th ki dosti reh jaayegi
sbka itna acha friendship nhi hota
Acha
Achi baatt hai kya kr rha hai voh?
Kya hee bolu 
Pcm
Bhikarne ka mujhko shauq hai bada 
Acha sahi hai
Han hai toh
โ Started playing Teri Yaadon Mein by Nafees
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smjh nhi aundi