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really
nhi btaunga
Fomo hogaya 


Kaise ?
Aise active and all
chl bhg
Server pr kab aaye voh 
Ohhh Pdhti v h

Mujhe ky pta nhi krna mujhe baat
Change the topic pls
I meant mak jab active tha tbb nhi dekha tha abb toh roj duo mai dekhta hoon 


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Kiske sath
Yeh log unke shayad ache dost hai
Han bola maine shaadi krlo
Hamesha inke sath vc rhte
Unse


Pls
Kal maine bola ki tum danish ke sath nhi jaogi vc ?
Toh woh boli
Nhi vahan bohot log h
M!p khuda jaane
โ Started playing Khuda Jaane by Shilpa Rao
Haan dost hee hai
Acha nhi lgta mujhe yr


Tum unke sath jao usi vc mai
I m jealous
Be the part od the group
๐ญ๐ญ
Nahi uske male frens se 1000 kadam ki duri
Maine kal boldiya usko yeh

Maine pucha tum
fir bhi aaj unke sath vc gayi voh
Unlog ke sath v dm call krti ho
Nhi mtlb usne pehle pucha tha vc ke liye fir maine bola dm call ?
bss koi lurk na kr rha ho yr
ji smjh gaya
lurking raat mai sojate log
But I am stuck
are ek dum se
Kuch keh nhi skte
Itna stress nhi lene ka
Bn gya voh toh
Aappka khel khatam 
Voh bhi hogya
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Sbne pel rkha h
Aisa kyu hua pr
voh toh meri iq jyada h toh mai ban nhi hua
aap unke dost ho isliye
Mujhe use kiya jaa rha h
kyu krte ho aap aisi ldai
But I backed up
bhai mai shaant hee rehta hu voh ldki saver bn ta h
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hein
M!p dooriyan
Ldki saver bnta haj
โ Started playing Scusa by Made
M!p dooriyan mohit chauhan
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โ Started playing Dooriyan by Mohit Chauhan


koi nhi hai btane ke liye
good
Bhaii unke friend circle mai apni koi jaan pechna nhi
Mai toh seriously june mai aay toh dekha
aapki bahut hai
Aapki dosti paani se krwa deta hoon 
mere bss ache logo se baat hoti h

Nahii aap krlo pehle dhang se


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dc ki dosti
Itne chote age mai insta 
samay ka follower hoon btane ki jarurat nhi
Chiii

Mtlb gaali galloch dekhte ho
I like chess 
Nhi yaar vohi toh samay on streams was super funny and with sagar shah and alag alag cheeze ๐ญ
maine toh samay pr presentation dia hai
M!p saudebaazi
Beyy sach me kaha school me ?
โ Started playing Saude Bazi by Anupam Amod

Usko Obviously selenophile ko
Or
Or toh koi nahi

Yeh selenophile kab aapke dost bn gaye 
Starting me hee
Abb dm se idhar shift maar rhe ho 
1 mahine pehle
Dm pe ek vdo bheji h dekhona
Selenophile ke hee dm mai ho 
Nahii Nahii aapke
Acha hai Khao Khao Gola
Yeh thodi hu
Hehe
Kala khatta
Bss bss 
Uhmmm masti favorite
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Are sunoo
Yes
Jk ๐ญ
okay
hota rhta hai
Hann
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Krishna

Achha aisa

Yes or so bhi gyi 
Aisa kuch nhi h
phn dead ho gya tha .
Kafi jldi samjh a rha hai.. 10th is a very young age to realize this

Jaise mein

Ouu Good morning!
Tu kyu saare chats read kr rhi hai 
tu toh 10 years old hai
Good morning 
Itna bakwas karega to ky kru

Haan 50 sal ki budhi hu mein


Tujhe toh smjhdar baatein bakwas hee lgti hai 
Are tune voh 2 black kids ko dance krte huye dekha hai ig pr? ๐ญ

Bhai nahi.. m kale bachhe nahi dekhti.. tu link bhej de
funny tha voh
M!p tu hai ki nahi ankit tiwari
โ Started playing Tu Hai Ki Nahi (From "Roy") by Ankit Tiwari
Jackie
Tu hai ke nahii
Are wai same
shayad save kia ho bhej dunga milega toh
Hasso iss paani pr


Prakhar nhi aaya
irl aisi hee harkatein krta hoon mai mera bhai krta tha bachpan mai

Khta tha ki haso ispr fir bahut hasta tha khud 10/10 rage bait

Prakhar ko?
Pp

Pp duo
Bhai ko lga
Kya hee bolu
@livid python Yukilele sach me 10th me h ky ?
Haan bhai

Aapse jhut kyu bolunga 
Tera pp bhai thappad khayega

Or mere pass tu h ke nahiii
Dm mai paunch gaya voh?
Hamare aage toh btaya nhi 

Mera v
Chup kr. Obvious mat kar ki maine bata diya
Nhi ankit ka nhi 
Best Friend 1st


Jhut mat bol
Ankit
Ho hi nahi skta
Sach me
Agar aapko smjh nhi aa rha ki yeh kya bolti hai aadi baatein toh yeh aise hee baatein krte hau 
Aise nahi dil jeet payega tu yukilele kaa
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kya aisi waisi kar reh ho

Ankit aapke toh pr bahut sare dost teh 
๐คฃ ๐คฃ
.p chuttemalle
โ Started playing Chuttamalle by Shilpa Rao

Ayee
Best fren only u
Teri sad song ki to
Bhai mai toh hard vibe krta ispr


Aaaaaaa
Yeaa baat

Aaaaa



Chalo dance karte



Kamar hilao
Bhai aap kyu mujhe emo kr rhe ho 

kaafi jyada couple reels dekh liye ispr
TRUE h yeh toh
Bhai 10th tak sb kitne ache hote h yr
Uske baad sb Chutiye hojate h
@fringe pine aap mt hona pls

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.p tadap munjya
No results :no_entry:
Smjhdar is the word looking for
.p taras munjya

Abbe

Tu firse aise songs lgane lg gayi
M!p madhubala amit trivedi
M!skip
Aaj mai apne dost ke sath gya tha

Acha hua
Dost ke sath fifa khel ps5 pe
2 ghante
Ps5
Han
Yeh ankitt toh ameer aadmmi nikla 
Fifa2022 tha shyd
Started playing Mahabharat Title Song- Hai Katha Sangram Ki
Mere Ghar mai toh koi gaming ka hai hee nhi 

bhai

hojayega yaar aap ache se pdhai kro



Itna emotional ho jata hu mein ye sun k
I clearly don't need this energy

karn ka maut dekh ke bachpan mai roh dia tha
mahabharat
Haan bhgwan ko kyu hee chahiye hoha
Bhai kya hee tha voh 
Maine aaj tak mahabharat puri Bhai dekhi yaar
Zaruri tha.. pervert kahika


Yaar bachpan se khela nhi toh abb gaming utna pasand nhi 
Madhubala | Amit Trivedi | Songs of Love | Ozil Dalal | AT Azaad
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โ Started playing Madhubala by Amit Trivedi

Mahabhatat sun k chala gya
ye hai aaj kal k zamana
Ohh achaa toh thik Toh h jyda yeh sb me nhi rehna chahiiye
Paya nahi
bhai
Sorry
Arw are
Bhai
Kitna suna bhai hai yeh maine 
Yeh gana kisne kga diyaaa
Maine vhi

I will now repeat the current track :repeat_one:
Chalo padhne do ab. Bye so jao
Bhk

Haan bahar jaake khelo 
Rula kr chli gyi na aap
@livid python ankitt ko rula dia tune 
bhai mai sch me roo rha hu
Yess
rondu bachhe
Are kya hogaya bhai 
Bhkk yeh gana kyu
Aisa kya ho gya ki ro hee di



Bc caring affection hai ki nhi

V rude paani
Isko kuch nahi hua hai
Gana emo toh hai 
DC p aake dramebaz ho rha hai

Uske sath* dekha bol tha na.. 
Irl nhi ho pa rhe dc pr toh hone de

Madhubala banta ghumega
iska music video dekha maine ek baat
Nhi
Bc gareebi ki video se hee relate kr pata hoon khudko
Kya awaaz h yaar
M!loop off
I will no longer repeat the current track
Bht pyara 
M!p nazm nazm
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โ Started playing Viva La Vida by Coldplay

Yahi harkat

Coldplay




Phonk laga la Vida vida
Yeh kisne lga dia
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โ Started playing Viva La Vida by Coldplay
.p tu ne jo na laha
Abbe
Yeh gana acha hai 
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โ Started playing Tune Jo Na Kaha by Mohit Chauhan


ye to vahi hai na
Toh phir aao lgwa de 
medico?
Who
Wahi soch rhi tji
Toh Phir Aao | @MustafaZahidOfficial | Awarapan |
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05:48
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ja rhi hu
Acha chal rha hai
ac* chal rha hai
@tough ocean kaha chale gaya ankit 
bhai 10th mai actually mere best friend ka name ankit tha
itna lamba kahani hai kya hee btau
Raha nahi ja rha.. talab hi aisa hai

Bc ๐ญ ham daily ek hee baat krte teh lmao
Kaisi baatein
dosti isi ko bolte hai

Bhak
Mai kuch soch rha tha

Are itna deep mt socho bhai 
๐ญ ๐ญ

Ankit kumar
Are tum mujhe kuch id do toh
Apni
bhai alag hee tha voh
Ya number do
Tum 11th me achanak se gayab hojaoge @fringe pine

Bhai ye kya adhd hai
Nhi usko keh rha
Insta bhi nhi h tumahra
Gayab hounga tbb dunga pkka 
Kaun

Bey yr
Something broke when playing Toh Phir Aao | @MustafaZahidOfficial | Awarapan |
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Bhai tu khel mat logo k sath
Yukilele
Something broke when playing Toh Phir Aao | @MustafaZahidOfficial | Awarapan |
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M!p hass mat pagli
โ Started playing Hans Mat Pagli (From "Toilet - Ek Prem Katha") by Sonu Nigam
mai nhi khel rha


Ye nahi padhta hai
Gayab hojayega toh fir
Aj b 1% charge hai

Yaar mai genuinely bta rha yeh gana alag hee hai
Are gandu
Tu adhd pateint ban jayega

Adhd ky hota h ?
Bc tum logo ke liye lgaya maine charge pr saal baad 
Adhd nhi pta


Are aise baat nhi h yeh bohot masoom sa hai
mujhe toh yeh movie genuinely pasand hai
Sb aise nhi h
Bc aisi love story bn jaye 
Masoom.or yeh
haan haan
Radhe cycles 
Haan toh or sb log ajeeb se hai mtlb jada log


Yaar kabhi tum dono ko sath mai beth ke iske funny moments dikhaunga ๐ญ
chilll kar tu bhai. Nahi jayega
@fringe pine pls ek baar bta dena yaar
aisa love life hona chaiye

Is ankit ko to mein chudail lag rhi houngi fir

Nahiii
Jainwinly mujhe bhi lg rhi

Ache ho aap
Itni rudely kyu baat kr rhe ho isse

normal kar rha hu. Delulu ban rakha hai
@livid python bhai ek toh aapne mbbs kara h mtlb kitna tough h mai hee jaanta hu
Are sure bhai ๐ซ
Kuch tough nahi hai
Yaar ek yeh movie ek aur tha
Dekha toh lga aisa life hojaye 

Ankit sun
Ek toh yeh toilet ek prem Katha 
Tu kaunsi class m hai? Mtlb ab free hai neet k bad ??
Vhi toh keh rha hu mtlb bohot tough h yr
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Hn mera 1drop tha
Yaar logo ko aaj kal aisi movie pasand nhi aa rhi mujhe toh yehi achi lgi 
Toh phir ao laga
Maine eng dekhni start krdi
Muje b nai lagi achi.. over exaggeration
M!p maine royaan
โ Started playing Maine Royaan (Lofi Remix) by Tanveer Evan
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Itna bekr vibe hai iski
Usko bhi sunne de 
โ Started playing Toh Phir Aao by Mustafa Zahid
Itna bad vibes
M!p zinda amit trivedi
yehi ache vibes haj
Han yeh v acha h

ji thik h
Dande hee Dando se pitai honi chaiye
Haan

Ankit ki



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aap dono roz gaane sunoge

Han krni hai
Aise bat bat p kya bura lagana hai bc. Kuch ni hota aisa . Log marte hue dekhega.. per p girrenge log.. to kya bhavnao m beh jayega ?? Khud ko sambhal

Ye sb kuch nahi hai. Real zindegi hospital m hai.
Tume bilkul bhi daily berozgaari dikhane ka jarurat nhi 
Mai bohot overthink kr skta hu
Mentally prepare ho ja. Dr banni hai to

Han sahi keh rhe ho app
Dikh rha hai. Tabhi bol.rhi hu adhd hai
practical ho ja. Delulu ka umr khtm ho jayega college milte hi.
Yaar yeh toh kam krde 
Delulu kabhi khatam nhi hota 
Sochega b nai koi tere bare m. Na koi escapism hai
Are lekin abhi toh aap dono ke sath gaane sunn rha hu fir aapka v kuch kaam aajayega or uska 11th start hoga fir toh mushkil h thora

Haann iska kuch krna pdhega
M kal mar jaungi to ky duniya ruk jayegi??
Haan
Raat ko 12bje ke baad toh dc hee rehta h
ye kya gadha jaisa soch hai
Nahi lekin



Soch rha bekaar line maardu pr mera dimag maarne hee nhi deta kya hogaya hai mujhe 
Bc bakwas

Maardo
Bhai changes aagaye
unreal jaisa lgta hai ๐ญ
Ki zinda rehna kitni badi bat hai
Vhi krna hoga 12th ke baad bhi free hogya toh kaand krdiya tha abhi bhi free hu toh ulte pulte kaam


Aisa jaruri thodi hai lol
ohh
Vrna medicos kabhi suicide nhi krte
Haa
Jabki kitne saare log kahi toh neet pg ke time bhi krlete hai lol
Suicide bht alag reason k liye karte hai kyuki toxicity bht zyda hai
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Are koi nhi chalta hai though iske sath kuch aur bhi kr skte ho free time mai 
Bhai aap 10th me kese ho 10th me mujhe pcb lena tha tb bhi neet pg ke baare me nhi pta tha
10.sal.se m apna zindegi de rhi hu ek chiz k piche.. udhr muje hee trauma hi mil rha hai. To m kya hopes chor dungi na?
M!p zinda amit trivedi
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Mein hoon iska dost m btati rehti hu
isse kuch nahi pata
R tuje kuch zyda hee kam pata hai
M!p hass mat pagli
โ Started playing Hans Mat Pagli (From "Toilet - Ek Prem Katha") by Sonu Nigam
Han sahi keh rhe ho Aapki life toh Sb se tough h
Ek aur baar bss
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Hn try krunga main
Ek kaam kar anatomy padhna start kr de

g na phate to muje batana
Usme andar ke parts pdhate h
Haan
ohh
Paani btati hai 
wow yr
aap topper ho
sun tu ek kaam kar.. superficial skin se leke.. bones tak kitne layers hai.. padh ke muje kal bata
Pkka
Bhai mai bol rha hoon yeh song alag hai 

mere pass book nhi h
Haan bhai samjh gyi.
3 bar sun li
Gawar hai kya. Phn to chala pa rha hai book k bina

Meri mummy bn gyi paani toh
enjoy krne dona thode din
Kyu kya hua ?
Nahii mai ek chiz btau
Pdhai ke sath distraction jyda aate h
Bohot jyda
Mil jaye fir batana
M!p Gori tu latth maar

Padhai k sath? Ki padhai k time
Maine yeh saal pure distraction me prep kari h bohot mushkil hoti thi uppar se pw se kr rha tha akele toh bohot ajeeb sa lgta tha
Pdhai k time
v stupid yaar
@fringe pine bht acha advice deta hai
distract na hone ka
Chhodo 
Kisi ka death hogya ?

Bhai tum dono itne serious conversation krne lg gaye
Death ain't no stupid lol
Pyar ho hee nahi rha
bc hass bhi nhi pa rha
Apna khel khatam hai 
Aapka koi relationship nhi h ?
me v distracted
โ Started playing Gori Tu Latth Maar by Sonu Nigam
Muje ladkiya psnd hai

Kyu nahi ho rha 10th clear

Aapka koi relationship nhi h ?



Deshbhakti on TOP
Aapko toh btaya na reason 
Abbe duffer
Love song hai
Hnn
Mije to mahi bataya
aisi baat ho.gyi ab mere sath. Okk

Ek sawal se lafda krwa dia ankit ne
๐ ๐
shakal hee khrab hai

paani aap bhi Yukilele se iss liye baat krte ho kyuki voh itna masoom sa h


Kuch nahi hai aisa

me no masoom

aisa hee h
Tu Masoom hai ki tuje sabme masoomiyat dikh rha
Bhk mujhe vapis 10th me jana h
radhe radhe
achha aisaaa
Sb sahi tha tb tak
Radhe radhe radhe radhe
Bhai Kal hee toh bola past mai kabhi live nhi krne ka

10Th ke baad sb kharab hogya
Pr 10th ke baad aapko paani mili
Jo hya hai ho gya ab. Aage focus kar
Toh itna bhi khrab nhi hai if you see



Hn
I meant new friends
Yw kya example hai

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Bhk mai toh roo rha hu ruko aata hu face wash
โ Started playing Zinda Banda by Anirudh Ravichander


โ Started playing Ziddi Hai Dil by Mannan Shaah

Mujhe emo krdoge aise 
.p baby Justin bieber
โ Started playing Baby by Justin Bieber
tu aise baat kr rhi thi usse
Reality check dene p to.royega hi isme kyahai
Aagya

Guys
sad song ache hote hai
.

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Ek or chiz ka tension h
Abbbeeeeeeee

Agar iss saal v Government nhi mila toh
.p all is well
Nhi mila tp nahi Mila. Usme kya hai
Private ke liye papa ke paise lge ga

Ek or drop lene ki himmat nhi hoti

To.papa kya bol.reh
Soch rha hu stream change krlu
Kyu hee krna hai mbbs bhai

kya krte daddy?
Doc h
Hn marks pe kamm hojate h
Semi government mai jao 
โ Started playing All Is Well by Hans Williams
M!skip
Hn woh dekhunga
โ Started playing Nazm Nazm by Ayushmann Khurrana

Chill kro itne aagaye badi baat hai
Hann pdh legi woh toh tez h
kya mera tera kar rha hai