general-chat

[ivory pilot]

Ghar ki yaad nahi aayi

Jassi

[feral zenith]

घर छोड़ आया एक घर बनाने की आस में
खुद को भूल आया खुद में खुद की तलाश में

[old jay]

Jasssi de peni da fuddu si mein Jo, mahiya ve let’s shava shava

[feral zenith]

wait a min... are you that fashion designer student from navi mumbai @old jay

[old jay]

Omg am I famous

[feral zenith]

no no... I just have a good memory

[tame trout]

Acha

[old jay]

Ye lo ji, fuddu bana si menu

[glad smelt]

up

[old jay]

Mein sochi mehnat rang laayi

[feral zenith]

maybe oneday when you'll walk down new york fashion week

[old jay]

Todey ko do chappet lagau ikh din

[feral zenith]

Yogi ji ko bol ke idhar bhi thodi baarish karwa do... bahut garmi h

[ivory pilot]

Hahahahaha

[ivory pilot]

Kaisa sa ho gaya hu etna awaaz aaya utha hi nahi

Aur woh bhi ek saat 70 logo ke phone mein baja

Kuch bhi nahi hua

[glad smelt]

aap ajao idhr 🤗

[feral zenith]

I would have come but I don't think I'll be able to get a good job there 😢

[glad smelt]

[feral zenith]

तुम तसल्ली ना दो सिर्फ बैठे रहो
वक़्त कुछ मेरे मरने का टल जाएगा

[past garnet]

Bada jaldi jag gailu ho

[glad smelt]

aanhi aavat ta

[past garnet]

Yene wori bhi ? Kaha ghar ba gorakhpur?

[glad smelt]

haan kaise malum ho🥺

[past garnet]

Areh mausam same ba nu oise , gorakhpur ta badi najdik ba

[past garnet]

Inverter lagwa lele bani ab aanhi se dar khatam

[glad smelt]

du du go inverter baate babu kauno laain bhagle ke darr naikhe

[topaz drift]

oh yar

[glad smelt]

aap kahan se?

[past garnet]

Ohho jio beta gajabe flex ba tahar

[glad smelt]

[past garnet]

Ham paschim Champaran

[ivory pilot]

Abey jaipur mein bahot tagdi weather kharab Hui

Bc

[glad smelt]

acha acha

[past garnet]

Hamar wave na dekhlu tu

[topaz drift]

toofan?\

[feral zenith]

thoda weather mumbai me bhi kharab ho to 2-4 din chhutti mile

[glad smelt]

idhr bhi

[topaz drift]

oye anushka react kya kr rhi

good morning

[glad smelt]

[glad smelt]

gooddd morninnn

[ivory pilot]

Yess yess ek saat 70 logo ke phone baja aur mein mast sote reh gaya bilkul pata nhi chala phir subhe phone khola toh message pop-up hua

[topaz drift]

itna jaldi kyu uth gyi ?\

[topaz drift]

benchoooo

[ivory pilot]

Waha par garmi hai na kaafi zyada

[topaz drift]

insaan mare ki nahi koi?

[ivory pilot]

Aap kaha ho?

[past garnet]

Hamesha hi rehti hai shayad

[past garnet]

Bencho barish se thodi marta koi

[topaz drift]

aur vai candy

[feral zenith]

haa bhai... humid garmi

[ivory pilot]

Haan bahot garmi hai udhar

[topaz drift]

abe mar jate kabhi kabhi

[ivory pilot]

Yess

[past garnet]

Flood se marte hai

[feral zenith]

yes... yaha ke logo ko winters ka concept hi nahi pata

[past garnet]

Barish se nahi loudu

[ivory pilot]

Delhi mein Mausam acha hai

[past garnet]

Aao north india

[topaz drift]

mera ek dost baarish me bike se gir ke truck me ghus gya tha

[ivory pilot]

Abhi station par hu 11 baje train hai

[topaz drift]

fir uska ek hath alag hogya

[feral zenith]

I am from Rajasthan... shifted here a few years back

[topaz drift]

aur mattha phat gya

on the spot dead

[feral zenith]

wapas laga dete

[glad smelt]

UP

[topaz drift]

jo uska cerebrum nikal gya tha , wo kaise lagate ?

[topaz drift]

up and only up

[feral zenith]

ruko... cerebrum google karke aata hu

[glad smelt]

itna mast mausam ho rakha tha

[ivory pilot]

Waha ho rhi hai?

[feral zenith]

bheja

[ivory pilot]

Wow

[topaz drift]

jao jao

[glad smelt]

yos

[glad smelt]

yoss

[ivory pilot]

Thank God

[topaz drift]

oh yar mere yaha bhi hawa chl rhi

[ivory pilot]

West up mein?

[glad smelt]

hey ram

[topaz drift]

lekin garmi firbhi hai

[glad smelt]

east

[ivory pilot]

mein West up ja raha hu

[glad smelt]

ye kaisi garmi h😞

[topaz drift]

humidity

[feral zenith]

uska gorakhpur wale electric shamshan me dah sanskar karwao... aisa suna h udhar jalne me maja aata h

[glad smelt]

achi baat hai vahan toh mausam sahi h

[glad smelt]

😭😭

[past garnet]

Har har mahadev

[ivory pilot]

Phir theek hai

[past garnet]

[feral zenith]

ravi kishan goat

[past garnet]

Gorakhpur me charotaraf ravi kishan ka poster laga rehta hai hamesha

[topaz drift]

[glad smelt]

arey re

[topaz drift]

oh yar

[ivory pilot]

Thank God vk zinda hai

[past garnet]

2024 me gya tha Gorakhpur

[feral zenith]

bhai mere idhar se jyada humidity nahi hogi

[topaz drift]

jab bhi sandaas jata hu paseene se naha leta hu bc

[topaz drift]

kaun ?

[ivory pilot]

Mein ne toh bass naam suna hai

[glad smelt]

"yahan jalne me maja ayega" 😭

[ivory pilot]

Virat

[past garnet]

Kya kare is information ka

[feral zenith]

today 67% humudity

[topaz drift]

kidhar ?

[ivory pilot]

Asli goat toh vk hai

[topaz drift]

oh yar

[glad smelt]

sanni dancer is from gkp

[feral zenith]

yaha jaloge to sidhe swarg me jaaoge

[past garnet]

Theek jagah hai

[feral zenith]

Mumbai

[topaz drift]

tum bhi latrine krne jao subah subah

[glad smelt]

[ivory pilot]

Hahhahahaaahhh bum par

[past garnet]

Highlight of gorakhpur

[topaz drift]

oh yar

[glad smelt]

lmao

[past garnet]

Chup

[ivory pilot]

Acha

[hearty tapir]

Bethav nahi kela ke tham pa

[glad smelt]

😭fr

[topaz drift]

@tacit dagger mote sota ni hai kya tu kabhi ?

[past garnet]

Nahi , rahi

Baithal rahi kera ke tham par

[topaz drift]

lage 440 volt chune se tere

[past garnet]

Ka anushka sahi ba nu?

[hearty tapir]

[glad smelt]

ye gana pura nhi sune kabhi😞

[past garnet]

Maine bhi

Ye kya classist ban rhi hai re

[glad smelt]

i think "baithal bani" hai

[past garnet]

Bhojpuri gana hate > elitist

[glad smelt]

oye bhojpuri, awadhi gana is love🥺

[feral zenith]

bhai ab to wo samay se bhi patla ho gaya

[past garnet]

Bhojpuri batiaawela ladki san se batiaayeme me maja aajala

[ivory pilot]

Nind ni aundi

[past garnet]

Aaj mai ek ghanta jyada soya

[topaz drift]

oh yar lekin dinbhar dc pe pade rehta hai

[ivory pilot]

Wow congratulations

[feral zenith]

mai aawaj deta kis naam se
wo har baar chehra badalta raha

[past garnet]

Papa ko bhej diya dudh lane ,

[topaz drift]

mai to soya hi nahi hu

[glad smelt]

tbh hum log toh normal level bhojpuri bol he h yarr idhr toh ekdum khati bhojpuri bolte h log

samjh he nhi ata

[ivory pilot]

Ye baat 🔥

[glad smelt]

hawww

[ivory pilot]

Papa ne mara nahi? @past garnet

[quaint shuttle]

shabbakhair

[hearty tapir]

Mujhe to wo pasand hai
"Fek de na lwddda
Gussa kom kro thoda
Churi tut jaayi
Re rang choott jai
Tohra rajaji ke dilwa
Toot jayii"

[ivory pilot]

Indore kaafi acha laga

[feral zenith]

wohi dosti hai, wohi ranjishe
shikwe hai wohi aur wohi khwahishe
door bhi na hue, fasla bhi raha
haa zindagi se rishta raha

saans chalti rahi dil dhadakta raha

[past garnet]

Wo nahi aati yaar mere area me ek family aai thi nalanda side se bhai , wo log jalne ko dhanakna bolte hai mtlab , ki like daily use me. Ham jalne ko dhankna bolte hai but aise rare extreme situation pe jaise ki sara gahu / dhaan dhanak gail garmi me but wo bhai bol rhi ki mera babu chhat pe tha aaj uska deh dhanak gya hai

[glad smelt]

2024 me gyi thi

[past garnet]

Mai aur meri didi itna hasne lage

Pata nahi kya bol diya usne

[ivory pilot]

Oh acha kaisa Raha

[feral zenith]

tamasha mera fir bana de na wo
mera haal sabko suna de na wo

[glad smelt]

😭😭abey

[ivory pilot]

Kya

[past garnet]

Papa mehnati hai yaar , good for his health subeh subeh walk bhi hogyi

[feral zenith]

bhai abhi 15 din pehle Indore hoke aaya... skin jal gayi

[topaz drift]

oh yar

[glad smelt]

🤣

[ivory pilot]

True

[past garnet]

[past garnet]

Mausam toh aur achha hogya

[ivory pilot]

Haha lol

[past garnet]

Papa logo ko mehnat karwate rehna chahiye

[feral zenith]

I think it's just me jisko garmi bahut lagti h

[ivory pilot]

@frozen dew ye lauda mere mein aisa kya hai ek ladki bagal aa gayi piche pura jagah hai

[past garnet]

Mtlab

[topaz drift]

ja jee le teri jindagi mai teri yaadaa me jee lunga

[ivory pilot]

Abey kal se dimag kharab ho raha mera

[ivory pilot]

Gg

[past garnet]

Hua kya

[past garnet]

Oh yaar nikhil ye kya bol diya

[ivory pilot]

Abey train mein travel kar raha tha baar baar koi ladki mujhe ghoor rahi thi bkl

[past garnet]

Nikhil naam ke sare ladke bakchode hote hai

[topaz drift]

oh yar

[past garnet]

Fir kya hua

[ivory pilot]

Aur abhi lounge mein hu toh piche bahot jagah hai ek pura area khaali hai usse sirf meri bagal seat dikhi

[topaz drift]

oh yar ye to sahi bola tune

[ivory pilot]

Mein dar gaya tha bc so Gaya

[past garnet]

Ouh shit tu sundar hai kya ?

[past garnet]

Abey wo sundar nhi hai kya

[ivory pilot]

Nhi bhai pata nahi

[ivory pilot]

Achi thi bhai

[past garnet]

Toh fir

Tu bhi ek step le

[ivory pilot]

Baddie type

[past garnet]

Kya mauga ban rha hai

[ivory pilot]

Abey

[past garnet]

Train me segs sugs Krne ka sapna pura kr

[ivory pilot]

Mein ne suna tha ki lounge mein ache log aate hain

Bkl ek aadmi brush kar raha hai

[past garnet]

Lounge me baithne bhi hota hai?

[past garnet]

Hygiene bro

What's wrong

[glad smelt]

haan yrr

[ivory pilot]

Meri aisa shauk nahi hai bhai

[feral zenith]

bhai airport lounge me achhe log aate h

[ivory pilot]

Lauda toh kahi bhi karoge?

[past garnet]

Mauga

[feral zenith]

bhai karke dekh... experience se bol raha hu maja aata h

[past garnet]

Ab wo 2 din se travel kr rha ho toh karega hi

[ivory pilot]

Ye baat toh pata hai mujhe laga ki train mein bhi ache log aate honge lounge mein

Bc sab kapde change kar rahe idhar toh

[feral zenith]

nahi bhai

[past garnet]

Potato

[ivory pilot]

Theek hai

[past garnet]

Bharat bharman kar rha

2 janmo se

Jab dekho ghumta rehta hai

[ivory pilot]

Abey washroom kyu diya hai

[feral zenith]

sach ghate ya badhe to sach na rahe
jhoot ki koi intehaa hi nahi

[ivory pilot]

Acha

[past garnet]

Tu thakta nahi fatigue ??

[ivory pilot]

Hao

[past garnet]

Itna travel kr ke ?

[glad smelt]

sawkere sawkere papa aake bolne h ki dekha baadh aa gyil, hum derra ke uth gaini, ta dekha tani ta papa majak kart rhne (i had a stroke writing this)

[past garnet]

Hannn barish shuru hojaye thodi der me bs

[ivory pilot]

Nind aa rahi hai bss baaki sab sahi hai

[glad smelt]

yahan abhi ruki hai baarish

[past garnet]

Areh ketna badhiya bole lu ho 😭😂

[glad smelt]

[feral zenith]

subah subah kaale badal the... abhi dhoop nikal aayi 😭😭

ye dukh kahe khatam nahi hota be

[glad smelt]

[ivory pilot]

Ye sab kya ho raha bccc 🦕

[feral zenith]

ye sab modi ki galti h

[past garnet]

Hamar papa baadh aawela tab khush hojani jagah jagah jaa ke photo khich ke liaake dekhaweni hamni ke , jaise ki kauno festival ho hamni 😭😭 ke family thoda ajeeb ba

[feral zenith]

usko bolo upar chhata lekar khada rahe

[ivory pilot]

Aur pappu?

[past garnet]

Oise hamar papa agriculture department me bani tah uha ke income badh jala baadh me oise bhi khush honi

[glad smelt]

😭😭ek toh papa log aise situation me itna chill kaise rehte h yrr

[feral zenith]

uska to paida hona hi sabse badi galti h

[glad smelt]

omg wowow

[ivory pilot]

[past garnet]

Hogail yaar wo log ke e zindagi me 40-50 saal ab bas maja katat ba log hamni ke tah sala struggle karat bani san life se cope kare me

[solemn cove]

Hiii

[glad smelt]

subha subha bhajan

[ivory pilot]

Tu kya akhilesh ka wait kar raha next pm?

[past garnet]

Hehe

[past garnet]

Mandatary,
Tuesday ko sundarkand

[glad smelt]

kaise kati ee jeevan😞

[glad smelt]

mandatory*

[past garnet]

Tu hu Brahman hau ?

[past garnet]

Ham ihe likhni ha hamar auto correct galti spelling likhleba.

[glad smelt]

jotish hauwa ka ho

[ivory pilot]

Meri train mast thi bc kal ki achi lighting k sath

[glad smelt]

acha acha

[past garnet]

Naa iyar bas aise hi bolat bani , ham jyotish na bhagwan ha e

[glad smelt]

[rich idol]

Hi

[past garnet]

Sachii hamar auto correct anpadh ha

[feral zenith]

nahi bhai... jayalalitha ka

[glad smelt]

arey haan haan samajh gaini

[feral zenith]

zindagi se badi saza hi nahi
aur kya zurm h pata hi nahi

[rich idol]

Yes I amfrom st Helens whenever I had to safe a number in type st Helena and put a bracket it turns it into helena everytime I have to rewrite

I guess android problem

[past garnet]

Sahi me nu

[past garnet]

Areh waah babu bahut badhiya

[prime zinc]

Subha

Subha

[wheat kayak]

Konsa sv

[burnt robin]

Aaj kal jaldi neend aata hai but 1ya 2 baje wapis ankhein khul jati hai

[mellow sage]

Aaj toh sab majdooro ki tankha aaegi

Khush honge sab aaj

[mellow sage]

Kya re

[glad smelt]

[golden ermine]

hyderabadi

kyu nhi

[mellow sage]

Kya re sukdi aurat

How’s today treating you

[prime zinc]

Hai

[prime zinc]

Dekhu tag kiyu aapcu

[past garnet]

Fuck padhai

Khana khane ke baad kya mast achha lagta hai

😛

[ivory pilot]

Abey bc ye kya dekh liya

[tame trout]

Hmm

[glad smelt]

tf ym by sukdi aurat

[tame trout]

Dandi

[glad smelt]

chup

[prime zinc]

Kya hua

Çŋ

[past garnet]

[prime zinc]

Çŋ

[limpid frigate]

Uno Lahori Jeera por favor , mi amor

[golden ermine]

@prime zinc ye to humare b hota tha ek humari colony m muslim admi tha

to vo chat p latka k bakra kaatta tha

aur us din naali m sirf khoon behta tha

[karmic shard]

[golden ermine]

tu soja

sunke marjayega

[prime zinc]

[karmic shard]

Sound like horror movie scene

[tough dawn]

Hi bro

[clever flint]

Game Khelne ki baat kr ri thi me

[mellow sage]

Chal theeke moti aurat

[mellow sage]

Khilao

Konsa game

[clever flint]

Chess

[clever flint]

Sade no bje aajana

Agr zindgi me kuchh bda krna chahte ho

[glass leaf]

Kamriyaaaaa

Kamriyaaaa

Dole lapalop

Ki lolipop laagelu

[past garnet]

Helloooo

[golden ermine]

saade 9

[mellow sage]

Chess ni khelna

Bs dekhna psnd h

Judge krna psnd h

@fluid lotus

Abhi toh afk bhi nahi h

[fluid lotus]

toh kya hua...

[past garnet]

Abey tu kon h

Chess khelna psnd hota h

Dekhna thodi

Itna boring game kon dekhta h

[quartz aurora]

Chess to chutiya game he yar

[past garnet]

Itna orgasmic mausam huaa hai

Khair akele bhi so skta hu mast nind aarhi hai

Bye chat

[mellow sage]

jisko physically khelna psnd h

Virtually nahi khel paata

[mellow sage]

Choti bacchi badi soch

[fluid lotus]

[prime zinc]

Hi

[ivory pilot]

Abey cringistaan ki stream dekh raha tha time pass lauda dikha diya monkey par

[glass leaf]

Going goa in July

[prime zinc]

[glass leaf]

@mellow sage

[ivory pilot]

Abey washroom nahi gaya ajeeb sa lag raha

[prime zinc]

Jao

[glass leaf]

@ivory pilot me tumhe yeh msg latrine krte krte krra hu

[ivory pilot]

Kaise jau bc railway ki bathroom

[glass leaf]

Yuckkk

[prime zinc]

Utare nhi?

[glass leaf]

@ivory pilot kitne dinn se ghum rha hai

Ignored

Nvm

[ivory pilot]

Abeey yaad aari mujhe ghar ki

[ivory pilot]

Lounge se nikla hu ek aur train hai

11:20 ki

Soya bhi nahi hu bcc

[distant pawn]

@glass leaf good morning pineapple looking very cute very nice

@ivory pilot how was ur journeyyy

[past garnet]

Kavita sunao yar subeh subeh

Do shabd

[distant pawn]

Bhai Mena bhout time sai kuch likha hi nahi

[past garnet]

Tu kbhi redeem nhi kr pata

Apna title

[distant pawn]

Asa nahi hai likhta hun lekin sharam ati sunnana mai

[past garnet]

Lund jesa hai

Have good day kavi bhai

Love u

[distant pawn]

30 sec mai likhi hai

[distant pawn]

[past garnet]

Acha likha kr

Time le

[distant pawn]

Mai story likhta ya kavita to isliya kyuki naam kavi hai

[past garnet]

Acha

[distant pawn]

2,3 hi likhi hai aaaj tak

[urban turtle]

heyyyy

[ivory pilot]

Potty nhi hui

Kal bc dimag kharab ho gaya yaar bahot kuch kha liya

Aur abhi pressure jaisa ho raha

[golden ermine]

bencho daily train m hi hagne jata kya

bhai poty agar nhi nikalo to dimag p chadh jati h (adv.)

[golden ermine]

ek powder ata hai usko pani se peeo aur direct nikal jati

bhut strong hota

[ivory pilot]

Apna chuttt apne pass rakh

[golden ermine]

ultrasound krwana h to dete h

[golden ermine]

edit krde msg

duniya kya bolegi

[ivory pilot]

Hmmm

[golden ermine]

tu kiti gande baate krta

[ivory pilot]

Koun duniya?

[golden ermine]

ek to sala isko sahi akal do

pr bhosda bhara dimag m

[golden ermine]

teri maka

naka saka

[ivory pilot]

Chup lavdi

Abey ek bacha dimag kharab kar raha

[golden ermine]

lav k aange to m andhi hu

[past garnet]

Damn

[golden ermine]

bhai uski koi lullaby wali poem bajri hogi

non stop

[past garnet]

I saw nothing

[golden ermine]

bencho usk bad to dimag khrab hojata

[golden ermine]

tum b andhe ho

😭 bhai ek scene sunau @ivory pilot

[ivory pilot]

Abey bc kuch likh raha hai gaana gaate gaate

[golden ermine]

meri bhabhi ka chota bacha h 3-4 sal ka

ab me gyi to bhai usne poty krdi shyd 2 sal ka h

mne apni lyf m phli bar ksii dusre ki poty deki

[ivory pilot]

Bolna teri awaaz achi lagti hai

[golden ermine]

😭🤣

meri to fat gyi

[ivory pilot]

🥹🥹

[golden ermine]

aur vo bhabhi khana banari thi kehti kya ap usk hips dhuladogi

i said what

wtf

me to bhaag gyi

[glass leaf]

[golden ermine]

meri to fat gyi

mana kaise kru

[past garnet]

[golden ermine]

😭 m bhut buri bhua hu

[ivory pilot]

Ohh acha

[golden ermine]

abey usne varandah m krdi thi

chalo bye

[ivory pilot]

Ohh

[glass leaf]

Yeh kyaa bolke chali gyi

[ivory pilot]

Ye bacche ko kaise shant karu?

[glass leaf]

Varandah mtlb

[ivory pilot]

Aisi hai bhai ye kuch bhi bolti hai fir mujhe decode karna padta hai

[past garnet]

Abey gareeb

[ivory pilot]

[past garnet]

Veranda hota hai

Anpadh hai smd

[glass leaf]

Achcha gallery

Meri gallery me toh mene mast ped paudhe ugaaye hai

[ivory pilot]

South Indian hai bc

Appa appa bol raha

Bkl

Lekin ye gora hai

[glass leaf]

Peak racism

[ivory pilot]

South Indian kalwe hote hai na

[ivory pilot]

Bhai puch raha hu thodi keh raha

[glass leaf]

[ivory pilot]

?*

[north palm]

@shy garnet my GOAT u okay?

[ivory pilot]

Iska appa ek thapad kyu nhi Marta

Ayooo

[glass leaf]

Uski krurbani hogyi

[north palm]

mat bolo aisa

[glass leaf]

Now he is goat biryani

[north palm]

😭

[glass leaf]

Kurbaannn huaaaaa

Aahhh ahhhhahhaa

[north palm]

[glass leaf]

Kurbaan huaaa aaa

[north palm]

gaate gaate gaand marwa li

[glass leaf]

Song nhi suna kyaa

[north palm]

no konsa hai\

[glass leaf]

Kurbaan huaa

[north palm]

acha

[glass leaf]

Nahane Jaa rha hu

Wanna cummm

[north palm]

no thanks

[glass leaf]

Will be thinking about you while bathing

[unkempt coyote]

[past garnet]

Boujee

Miss u

[ivory pilot]

Abey bahot badi galti kardi bacche se baat karke

Bc bolte hi ja raha hai

Yoo

[past garnet]

Gadha hai ye

[north palm]

[past garnet]

Bhul gye kya?

[ivory pilot]

Kya matlab

[past garnet]

Boujee

[past garnet]

Boujee

[ivory pilot]

1/25 matlab

Kya hai

[past garnet]

Bhul gye

[ivory pilot]

Haan

[past garnet]

Ruko

[ivory pilot]

Yaad dilao

[past garnet]

Ok

[ivory pilot]

Comedy tha kya kuch?

[past garnet]

[ivory pilot]

Aab bhi nhi aaya

[past garnet]

Bol rha tha ki isne

Tanmay bhat ki

Ek

Ad likhi

😭

[ivory pilot]

Ohhh haaan aayi yaad

[past garnet]

Bolte

[ivory pilot]

Ye line yaad hai

Kyu par

[past garnet]

Is chat pe

Fir dekh

Kitna kilsa hai ye

😭

[ivory pilot]

In chat, "1/25" usually refers to a specific date: January 25th.

[frozen dew]

Yr don't overthink ab

[past garnet]

Kya

[ivory pilot]

Hmmm

[past garnet]

Chhodo

[ivory pilot]

Ye mila bc

[frozen dew]

U ain't that handsome and charming

[ivory pilot]

Copy paste Kiya

[past garnet]

Skill issue

[frozen dew]

Oye mere boobs

[ivory pilot]

Prompt de

[frozen dew]

😹

[ivory pilot]

Huh

[quartz aurora]

Abe ye saurav joshi kesa sa he

[frozen dew]

Ntg

[quartz aurora]

😛🤣

[frozen dew]

Pagol sa

😛

[past garnet]

Oye

[ivory pilot]

Avantika gayab ho gyi lagta hai kaam tamam ho gaya

[past garnet]

Potato kuch puch rha hai

Dekhna

[quartz aurora]

Oye lucky lucky oye

[past garnet]

[frozen dew]

Where the boobies at

[ivory pilot]

Seen par ignore kardiya saurav ne

[past garnet]

Potato is curios about boujee

[ivory pilot]

Bc

[past garnet]

[ivory pilot]

Woh bhi live

[quartz aurora]

Mere sath prank hogya shadi karke woh bolrha avantika ke samne

[past garnet]

Demn

[quartz aurora]

Kis baat pe

[ivory pilot]

Hahahahaha aab gand marwayega ye

[past garnet]

Rehne de

[quartz aurora]

🤣

[past garnet]

Gussa hojayega boujee

[quartz aurora]

Abe yar mat karo yar

😭🤣

[past garnet]

Shradha kapoor kaise

Sahi lag rhi tum sab ko

Pagol ho kya

Re

Ek badhiya movie batao

Dekhne layak

Angrezi nahi hindi ,

[frozen dew]

Muje koi actress sexy hi ni lgti

[past garnet]

+1

[frozen dew]

Muje to ladkiyan ki infact sexy ni lgti

[past garnet]

-1

[frozen dew]

Muje to akele rehna pasand hai

[quartz aurora]

Abe oye

[past garnet]

Chup taste nahi hai tera

[quartz aurora]

Shraddha kapoor se mjk ni

😇

[past garnet]

Bhai koi movie batao dekhne layak

[past garnet]

Shradha kapoor is mid

[quartz aurora]

Stree

[past garnet]

[past garnet]

Nahi

[quartz aurora]

😳

[past garnet]

Jo anhi dekhi ho

[frozen dew]

Shutter Island

[past garnet]

[past garnet]

Dekh chuka

Fast

[frozen dew]

Demolition

Prisoner

[past garnet]

Nahi naam se hi bekar lag rha

[quartz aurora]

And

Furious

[past garnet]

Depth wali movie dekhni hai

[frozen dew]

Jake gyllenhaal ki h

[quartz aurora]

[frozen dew]

Ohh

Seven

[past garnet]

Badhiya

[frozen dew]

The Shawshank redemption

[past garnet]

Hat

[frozen dew]

? It's peak

[past garnet]

Dekh chuka Boht purani hai

[frozen dew]

Oh

[past garnet]

Naya

Maal

[quartz aurora]

Aj to asur series dekhunga serial killer kuch he

[past garnet]

[quartz aurora]

🤪

[frozen dew]

Memories of murder

Dark

[past garnet]

Bhai

Relaxing

Dekhni hai

[frozen dew]

Bkl

[quartz aurora]

Porn

Dekh le

[past garnet]

Pehle se hi chaotic

[quartz aurora]

Aur hilake soja

[past garnet]

Hua pda hu

[frozen dew]

???

Depth

[quartz aurora]

Relaxed

[past garnet]

Hila chuka

[frozen dew]

@past garnet novocaine

[past garnet]

[frozen dew]

Demolition dekhle

[quartz aurora]

[past garnet]

Yar kaisa hai premise bta

[past garnet]

You smol bro

Me big

[quartz aurora]

Candy ratsasan dekhi he tune

[past garnet]

Nam suna lag rha

Segs sugs wali movie hai kya

[quartz aurora]

Search kar ek no movie he

[frozen dew]

Emotionally numb ldka biwi margyi to kuch cheeze krta h Ghar tod deta hi computer khol dia

[past garnet]

Nahi soft corn lag rhi

[past garnet]

Nahi bhai aisa nahi dekhna

Shutter island

Inception

Type

[quartz aurora]

Mt bata aur isko sab mana kardega

[frozen dew]

Tu chutiya h kya

[past garnet]

Nahi bhai sachi puch rha hu

[past garnet]

Bhai

[frozen dew]

Tune abhi bola relaxing chaiye

[past garnet]

Shutter island , interstellar type bta na

[frozen dew]

Fir shutter Island bolta hai

[past garnet]

Sala biwi mar rhi

[frozen dew]

Hail mari

[past garnet]

Isse achha shutter island hai

[frozen dew]

Alr mari hi dhikai h

[past garnet]

Bhoot wali hai kya

[frozen dew]

Space

Friendship

[past garnet]

Acha haj

[glass leaf]

Panchayat dekhi mzaa aagya

[past garnet]

Nai wala aai thi

[glass leaf]

[frozen dew]

Han

[past garnet]

Kya be lavdeya

Papa ko msg nahi krta

Kya aaj kal

[glass leaf]

Me is sachiv ji sachiv ji is me

We both CAT aspirant

[past garnet]

Nahi bhai wo actor nahi psnd sala gosling

[quartz aurora]

Boujee bolega abhi 5-6 msg blocked

[past garnet]

[glass leaf]

Mere liye rinkiyaa dhundh de ab

[frozen dew]

Ok

[past garnet]

Bhai sahab

Boujee been humiliated

Samj

Damnnnn

Mai nahi seh pata

[past garnet]

Hm kuch aur bta

Story type

[glass leaf]

Gaali dene wala tha lekin Teri pfp dekhli

[frozen dew]

Novocaine

[past garnet]

[past garnet]

E kya hai

[quartz aurora]

❤️ 😛🫶🏻

[frozen dew]

Funny thodi

[past garnet]

Anxiety free movies batao mujhe

[quartz aurora]

Shraddha kapoor on top

[past garnet]

Of me

[glass leaf]

Shraddha cutie

[past garnet]

[glass leaf]

[past garnet]

Movies bta

Dekhne layak

Tanmaya

Tu bhi dost

[quartz aurora]

Candy bolrha shardha kapoor kisiko kese psnd askti he

[past garnet]

[glass leaf]

Vaazha 1 and 2

[frozen dew]

Candy baut chutiya h ab smj aayya usne kyu ghost kia th

[past garnet]

Kaisa hai story

[frozen dew]

Animated

[past garnet]

[glass leaf]

Now he is blocked for life time

[past garnet]

Bhai sach me tu sala lodu movies bata rha

[glass leaf]

[past garnet]

Mai 3 ghante baith ke tatti nahi dekh skta

[glass leaf]

Mast hain ted ne recom kri thu

[frozen dew]

Kyuki m bachpan se movie ni dekhta

[frozen dew]

Lol saari top movies thi btw

[past garnet]

Bhai koi reason hai maine nhi dekhi

[frozen dew]

Han tu chutiya hai

[past garnet]

Nahi bhai

Ryan gosling

[frozen dew]

[past garnet]

Hizru

Boy

Lagta hai

Ksm se

[frozen dew]

To?

To?

[past garnet]

Toh nahi seh paunga

Cringe

[frozen dew]

Hail mary to muje bhi ni aayi pasand

[past garnet]

Fir bataya kyu loudu

[frozen dew]

Lambi jyada h

[frozen dew]

Tune bola intestellar jesi new

[past garnet]

Kya tab toh bekar hogi

[frozen dew]

Tick tick tick dekhle

[past garnet]

Matlab engaging crazy ass movies

[past garnet]

Iske kya hai

Isme*

Godfather dekh leta hu

[frozen dew]

Majak h ye

[past garnet]

Yaar

Kuch adventurous wali

Batao

Chalo

[frozen dew]

Prisoner dekhle

? Dekhi h

[past garnet]

Nahi

[quartz aurora]

🤣🤣🤣

[frozen dew]

Dekhna lodu

Best acting

[past garnet]

Kaun hai actir

[frozen dew]

Jake

[past garnet]

Actor

[frozen dew]

Jake gyllenhaal

[past garnet]

Aisi serious movies nahi dekhni

Kartik tu give up kr de

[quartz aurora]

Me abhi bhi bolrha mt bol siko ragebait karrha

[past garnet]

Chhod

[quartz aurora]

[past garnet]

Nahi be kutte

Nahi kr rha

Genuinely puch rha hu

[frozen dew]

Ik

[past garnet]

Nahi re

[frozen dew]

I won't give up

[past garnet]

Sach me

Puch rha hu

[sleek crater]

Ohhh

[frozen dew]

Kunfu panda dekhle

Teeno part

[past garnet]

Bakwas

Dekh chuka

[frozen dew]

Sheep detective

Wolverine

[past garnet]

E ka hai

[frozen dew]

Ki new movie

[past garnet]

Yaar

X men nahi pand

Psnd

[frozen dew]

Wolverine wale actor ki lodu

[past garnet]

[frozen dew]

Actor voh h

Movie alag hai

[past garnet]

Adha

Acha

[frozen dew]

Sheep detective

[past garnet]

Ye wali nhi dekhni , suspens thriller

Linear story line

Bata

[frozen dew]

Hmm 😏 bahubali

[past garnet]

Dekh chuka

[frozen dew]

Bahubali 2 😏

[past garnet]

Yes

Tune

Byomkesh bakshy dekhi hai

Sushant singh rajput ki

[frozen dew]

Hindi ni dekta

[past garnet]

?

[past garnet]

Bhai

[frozen dew]

Aur sirf top rated movies dekhta hoon

[past garnet]

This is the best movie

[frozen dew]

Okok

[past garnet]

Dekhio

[frozen dew]

The summer tale

Dekh

[past garnet]

Maja aajayega terko

[past garnet]

Kya hai isme

[frozen dew]

Relaxing

[past garnet]

Bta na

[frozen dew]

It's relaxing science

[past garnet]

Acha

Chal chhod

Mai ja rha hu yt pe search krne

Recommendation

[frozen dew]

🧐🤔

[past garnet]

[frozen dew]

Han

[past garnet]

Tu byomkesh bakshy dekh pls

[frozen dew]

Mere lund pe baje byomkesh

Bye

[past garnet]

Bhai

Tujhe pata nahi

Tu kya

Miss kr rha hai

[shy garnet]

yes, hectic but okay. wbu? Ki hoya?

[north palm]

mujhe to kuch ni hua

goats sacrifice hote na

kal

to aapki chinta

hori thi

[shy garnet]

[shy garnet]

kuch log ek din baad bhi karte

kuch log 3rd day bhi

[north palm]

acha

aap safe rhna

chhup kr

[glass leaf]

Easy e's game was something else

[shy garnet]

yes. in hiding

[glass leaf]

Aaj Mera dost bhejne wala hain biryaani

[shy garnet]

Nice

[glass leaf]

I am not a mutton fan but my fav mutton dish is parsi dhanshak !!

[mellow sage]

Kya re medu vada

Potty krli?

[glass leaf]

Krli aaj mast potty hui ek hi baari me sab nikal gyaa

[mellow sage]

mera toh bhai ek ek krke nikalta h

[glass leaf]

Subhe khichdi raat ko biryani !!! What a life

[mellow sage]

Ek baarme sab nikal rha mtlb thoda concerning hai

How big of a hole is it

[glass leaf]

Iska mtlb ekdum flow me nikla sab kuch

Bich me atak nhi gyaa

I pray for bowl moment like this everyday

[glass leaf]

This kid is me after drink

[humble ginkgo]

yes krdo

[graceful yew]

💀

[humble ginkgo]

hmji

[humble ginkgo]

hie

[tiny night]

Hello cutie

[golden ermine]

bhai veranda lendi

humae to baramda bolte

[humble ginkgo]

hie

office pohoch gya ?

[tiny night]

Kaise ho

[tiny night]

Hanzi

[mellow sage]

i will pray for you

@humble ginkgo potty krli?

[humble ginkgo]

bataya to tha thik hu

[humble ginkgo]

yes

[mellow sage]

proud of you

[tiny night]

Hamari toh kal raat baat hui thilast

[humble ginkgo]

ham dinbhar baat krte hai

[tiny night]

Luvit fr

[humble ginkgo]

[tiny night]

Pani pilo must be v hot there

[mellow sage]

Get a room bhai

[plucky notch]

[humble ginkgo]

kyu aap jelas hore kya

[humble ginkgo]

yesyes aap bhi

[frozen dew]

😯

[tiny night]

Room mei garmi ni hogi kya

[tiny night]

Yess

[plucky notch]

[frozen dew]

Barish hui

Temperature

Gir gya

[humble ginkgo]

ohhh

hi

[humble ginkgo]

nice pfp yr💔

[mellow sage]

Nahi mereko dekhna h

[frozen dew]

That's what flat girls say instead of getting mad

[humble ginkgo]

kartik ki pfp dekho yr

[mellow sage]

bhai mereko bolna h pr i will choose silence for once

[frozen dew]

🙄

[humble ginkgo]

mar khayega bhdwe

[tiny night]

Thanks

[mellow sage]

Mereko toh smz hi nahi ara kya h

Bagal h kya

[frozen dew]

[humble ginkgo]

bhai raat ko ye story kon gadha lgata hoga 😭

[mellow sage]

Ek bagal me chaand hota ek bagal me rotiyaaaa

[frozen dew]

Mai

[humble ginkgo]

mene subhe dekhi , mood khrab hogya

[frozen dew]

Tarbooj kha gya poora

[frozen dew]

Flat grills uff

[mellow sage]

Me tereko puxhne vala tha aurat hai ya mard fir steam ka id dekh liya

[frozen dew]

🙄

[humble ginkgo]

chi bhai

[frozen dew]

Itne bade h ki ladkiyo ko insecurity hogyi

😏

[mellow sage]

Hot wheels chala skta h

[humble ginkgo]

padh le usse accha

[frozen dew]

Tumhara roller pichka dun

[humble ginkgo]

shi krte tere ghrwale tereko gaali deke

[frozen dew]

2-4:30

[mellow sage]

bauna h na tu?

[tiny night]

Smarty

[frozen dew]

5'7+ is not bauna

🙄

[mellow sage]

Chup

Bauna

[frozen dew]

Ok idc Abt the things I can't control

[mellow sage]

[humble ginkgo]

estrogen injection liya kr

[mellow sage]

Tumour hojaega

[frozen dew]

Tuje jarurat hai

[humble ginkgo]

noi

tuze

[frozen dew]

Kesa tumour

[mellow sage]

Piranha ko toh testosterone blockers chahite

[frozen dew]

Tuzeme

[humble ginkgo]

nhi

tuzme khoya rhu mai

muzme khoyi rhe tu

[frozen dew]

😸

[mellow sage]

Oestrogen is cancer stimulant

[humble ginkgo]

aage ke lyrics ni aate

[frozen dew]

Maruti suzume

[humble ginkgo]

shikuzq

a

kitni pyari

[frozen dew]

Ye boobe to kha gya mai

[mellow sage]

muche aari h

[humble ginkgo]

laterin ?

[humble ginkgo]

kya padhta is time me ?

[frozen dew]

Kal to ek kitaab padhi

Devdaas jesi

[humble ginkgo]

ok