general-chat

[tender drum]

20 ka ho chuka 😔

[tame wyvern]

[mellow sage]

ripped h mtlb

[tame wyvern]

20 mai 60 kilo genda

[tame wyvern]

Iski gndi nazr

[mellow sage]

Height pe depend krta h but theeke

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6'0 hu

[tame wyvern]

Makes sense

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Patla hu isliye

[mellow sage]

Fir bhi kam h

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Jitna khalo ni badhta weight

[tame wyvern]

Nic

[mellow sage]

65 chahiye min

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Ab ghar jarha hu na kal

Fir gharpe khaunga

Hostel ki mkc

[tame wyvern]

Mujhe bhi ghr jana

[mellow sage]

[tame wyvern]

[tender drum]

Aaj hostel khali krrha dopahr me

[mellow sage]

Mereko bhi tumhare ghar ana h

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Flat me shift lesgo

[mellow sage]

Mast khana khilao

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Ajao

[tame wyvern]

[mellow sage]

Ommgg

Kitte log

[tame wyvern]

Or bure laginge

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6

[mellow sage]

Bkcccc

[tame wyvern]

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3bhk hai

😭

[mellow sage]

Rent?

[tame wyvern]

Still

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32

[mellow sage]

Fir theeke

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Flat sexy hai

Ruko #pictures dekho

[tame wyvern]

Mera bhi

[mellow sage]

3bhk yahape 1.4L ka h

Rent

[tame wyvern]

Kahapr h tu

[tender drum]

Dekho

Bheja

[mellow sage]

Kotha h

[tender drum]

Ye mera room rahega

[mellow sage]

[tame wyvern]

Room smol h but nais

[mellow sage]

Lighting fix karo

Bohot dim hai

[tame wyvern]

Abe

[tender drum]

Tubelight off krdi thi

Asthetics

K liye

[mellow sage]

Wah bete

Pictures dekh

Vo mera flat se view h

[tender drum]

Aur iso and shutter minimum

Sexyy

Kaha rehta hai

[mellow sage]

Mum

[tame wyvern]

Lg hi ra tha

[tender drum]

Oh 😔

Ye toh bilkul opp hai

[mellow sage]

Mera flat mtlb rent pe hu

Tu kahase h be

[tame wyvern]

Ikr mbbs

[mellow sage]

Haw stereotypes dekhri thi

[tender drum]

Dekho pictures

Mere wale ka view toh majdoor wala hai

Par theek hi hai

[mellow sage]

chal jata h

[tame wyvern]

Tum sabh log apartments m kese reh lete ho

[mellow sage]

6 log acche honge toh jamke bkc krenge

Speaker system lelo

[tame wyvern]

M to kud jau

[mellow sage]

Bai lagao khana banane

Mast ekdm

[tender drum]

😭sab 1st sem se dost hai

Bakchodi hogu

[mellow sage]

Psychiatrist

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Maito pehli baar rhunga

Hostel chodh rha aaj

[mellow sage]

potty training krlena sabki

[tame wyvern]

[tender drum]

😭

[mellow sage]

Kuch kuch flush bhi nahi krte

[tame wyvern]

Nais

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Mai jata yar sone 10 baje shift krnaa

Goodnight

[mellow sage]

Gunnait

[tame wyvern]

Gn

[tender drum]

Vc ao kabhi aaplog

[mellow sage]

Kaha se h bsdk vo to bata

[tame wyvern]

[tender drum]

Na pucho

Bekar jagah hai

[mellow sage]

Puch liya

[tame wyvern]

[tender drum]

😔

[mellow sage]

Ono

Theeke mtlb

[tender drum]

Isliye kaha bekar jagah hai

[tame wyvern]

Kaha h ye

[tender drum]

Ncr

Dilli

[tame wyvern]

Oh

[mellow sage]

[tame wyvern]

[tender drum]

😭

[mellow sage]

Mereko bhi shift krna h kal parso me

Ye flat pe

[tame wyvern]

Mujhe ghr jana

[mellow sage]

Mujhe leke chal

[tame wyvern]

Nahi

[mellow sage]

Biryani khila na

[tame wyvern]

[mellow sage]

Pls

[tame wyvern]

Hm biryani ni banate

[mellow sage]

Gharme bhi nahi aaunga

Bahar bethke khalunga

[tame wyvern]

[mellow sage]

Anything works

[tame wyvern]

Pahadi ghro m jholi bhaat bnta

Din m

Mostly

[mellow sage]

[tame wyvern]

I miss

Sabh kuch

[mellow sage]

Haa

Yahape isko

Kadhi bolte h

Fav hai mera

[tame wyvern]

Noice

[mellow sage]

Peanuts ki chatni ke saath khate h hum

[tame wyvern]

Ham bhang ki

[mellow sage]

Wahhhh

Ganja ugate ho kya

[tame wyvern]

Ha but vo seeds ka bnta

[mellow sage]

Seeds se sterile nahi hote?

[tame wyvern]

Vo ky hota

[mellow sage]

Sperm kaam nahi krta

[tame wyvern]

Nahi

[mellow sage]

[tame wyvern]

Mujhe kese pata hoga

Mere thodi kam hoge

[mellow sage]

Kyuuu tereme sperm nahi h kya

[tame wyvern]

Nahi

[mellow sage]

[tame wyvern]

Mai namard hu

[mellow sage]

Namard me sperm hote h

[tame wyvern]

[mellow sage]

Tereko kese malum beee

Mbbs ka

[tame wyvern]

Tu konse year m h

[mellow sage]

Stalker

Bkc

3rd

[tame wyvern]

Ky tune hi na chilla chilla k sabko bataya tha

[mellow sage]

I mean

Flex toh krta hu me

[tame wyvern]

Ha be

mere samne jada kiya tha

[mellow sage]

Tune bhi di hi hogi neet

Sab dete h

[tame wyvern]

🤣

Commerce se thi

[mellow sage]

Wow

[tame wyvern]

Mene cuet diya tha

[mellow sage]

[tame wyvern]

Jis se acha ni mila

[mellow sage]

Registration ka paisa barbaad

[tame wyvern]

2000

Or mene jipmat bhi diya tha

[mellow sage]

kitta sara daru ajata usme

[tame wyvern]

Another 2000

[tame wyvern]

Truee

Us time non drinker thi na

[mellow sage]

Bhai tune kabhi weed kiya h?

[tame wyvern]

Mene bas brownie khayi h

[mellow sage]

Banake

Ya khareedke

[tame wyvern]

Khareedke

[mellow sage]

Mereko laga cool hogi tu

[tame wyvern]

Nahi m ni banati

[mellow sage]

Banana h humko

[tame wyvern]

Ha mere dada k bhang k khet h but vo commercial h

[tame wyvern]

Kese banaega

[mellow sage]

Bhai crazy shit 😭😭

Mera ek dost h

Uske baap ke soyabean ke khet h

[tame wyvern]

Nice

[mellow sage]

Usme illegally ugate h vo

[tame wyvern]

Waw

Hamara legal hota sabh

[mellow sage]

airfryer chahiye

Bhejde kuch patte

[tame wyvern]

Still recipe

[mellow sage]

Bhai bhai me toh lund se nahi krraaa bhangh

Mere liye bohot h vooo

Khtm hi nahi hota effect

Itna waffle kha gaya me

[tame wyvern]

Hm meri body pr bhi suit ni kiya

[mellow sage]

Bhang 20rs ka tha bs 😭

Waffle me 700 ka khagaya

4

[tame wyvern]

Heartbeat fatri thi

[mellow sage]

Exactllyyy

😭😭

[tame wyvern]

Waah

[mellow sage]

Too intense

[mellow sage]

Well iska butter banate h

[tame wyvern]

Or mereko ek hfte tk esa kuch bhi logically ni hora sabh spna h

[mellow sage]

Butter and ganja simmer krte h pan me

[tame wyvern]

[mellow sage]

Vo butter infuse hota h thc ke saath

Then

Normal recipe h

Brownie vala

[tame wyvern]

Damn

[mellow sage]

But airfryer chahiye kyuki vo activate krta h thc usme ka

Aise nahi hota nahi toh

[tame wyvern]

Doctor ka backup plan

Mbbs walo ko bnake bechna

[mellow sage]

Mera backup plan is even crazier

Bhang ganja se jyada badhiya nasha krte h log iska

Fully legal

[tame wyvern]

[mellow sage]

Sab krte h

[tame wyvern]

Kis chiz

[mellow sage]

Sabko jarurat

nahi batara

[tame wyvern]

Ointment banra ky koi

[mellow sage]

Sv pe nahi batara bhai gaand maarna shuru krdete

[tame wyvern]

K secret plan mai chori na krlu

Yaar abh nind ara

Chll gn

[mellow sage]

Gunnait gunnait

[old jay]

Paise aaye par Gordon kyu sign kiya? Julian Alvarez se seedha Gordon, kyu 😭

[old jay]

Sab ke sab kharate maar ke so gaye

Left me all alone

[past garnet]

So jao

[old jay]

It’s 10 pm for me

[past garnet]

When you usually sleep

[old jay]

Depends on how much I am drinking that night

[past garnet]

It's unhealthy

Live a healthier

Life

Sleep

[old jay]

What am I gonna living healthy and long life. Life should be short and sweet

[past garnet]

[past garnet]

What if you meet nice beautiful people in your life you might wanna live longer with them

Keep yourself healthy

[mellow sage]

Hi

[old jay]

I get it but no one can tolerate for long enough. Everyone eventually leaves me and I don’t stop them

I wanted to write much more than that but nvm

[past garnet]

[old jay]

My ice is ready

[past garnet]

You can

[mellow sage]

It’s 6:50 ffs 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[old jay]

Naah I’ll spare you, you don’t wanna hear my bs

[old jay]

Apologies mr fox

[past garnet]

You know the people who weren't compatible with you aren't the only kind of people you are going to meet in your life , you might come across someone who is willing to put it in all efforts to make things workout

[mellow sage]

[past garnet]

Haha it's alright

[mellow sage]

I dont need people i need money it solves everything

Bohot hua toh 10-15 billiya paal lunga mkc

[old jay]

I think I am old enough and met far too many people and had their opinion. And seeing myself I won’t be changing for any person. So is there hope for me? To that I say cheers 🥂

[past garnet]

How old are you? In your 30s?

[old jay]

No mid 20s

Actually exactly mid 20 lol

[past garnet]

Bro you have just born and came into being , relax

[old jay]

To relax I drink whiskey

And play with my cat

[past garnet]

What's the opinion ?

[past garnet]

Double entendre

[old jay]

Oops I think I am already drunk lol

[old jay]

It’s the same, no one can tolerate me

[past garnet]

I have never drunk but people say the filter goess off when you are drunk you don't think too much before expressing

[past garnet]

What is that so non tolerable

[old jay]

Life’s easier that way

[old jay]

Idk maybe I am so angry, stressing all the time. If things don’t go in my way everything is a mess

[past garnet]

Are you clingy cus that's not a flaw tbh , there are people jinko achha lagta hai ye clinginess they reciprocate the same energy

[old jay]

I thrive in chaos and thats why ppl don’t dig me

[past garnet]

Stressing about ? Cus i fall in the same type of people 😭 but it's mostly because I'm overthinking

[past garnet]

So you mean you like toxicity

[old jay]

Not any specific thing, over little things in general. Car broke down, I go insane. Work not up to par I go insane

[past garnet]

Okay short tempered

[old jay]

No what no

[past garnet]

You js said that

[old jay]

Toxicity is whole another thing I think you don’t know what toxicity means. Okay have u see the bear the show

[past garnet]

Na

[past garnet]

Hmm you .. like you need to work on this yourself I can't see how an external being can fix this , the anger thing is mostly manageable

[old jay]

So there’s a character in that the protagonist, he’s a chef. He suffers anxiety and it reflects this in his work. Always stressing in the kitchen, he wants to be the best in his craft so he loses his mind in his process

[past garnet]

Acha

[past garnet]

But you can never achieve that right? The perfection or being the best

[old jay]

But in my mind if I could try and work harder and I can, thats the battle I am fighting for every single day in my life

[past garnet]

It's just the process of putting your best effort to be doing the best thing possible at the moment the result is not under your control and should not bother you right? There will always be someone better something better

[past garnet]

Yea that's what you can do but don't exploit yourself too much lol don't be harsh on yourself

[old jay]

That’s the point I don’t it’s harsh, just like I said I thrive in chaos, I love stress. But the other person won’t understand me

They think it’s unhealthy

[past garnet]

Acha

Hmm

[old jay]

I grew up like this

[past garnet]

So you are too productive , the work is the main thing in your life

[old jay]

My parents working their asses off for every penny

[past garnet]

Why don't you explore some philosophy

Non materialistic perspectives

I think that will really help you

[old jay]

I am not doing this for material possessions. I do this for a good nights sleep

[past garnet]

Yea same thing

Hmm

I understand whats the issue

Aap padho philosophies aur time nhi ho just watch yt videos maybe

Life is not the future or the past it's just the present , and at present you need to be happy enjoying

[old jay]

Sure why not I’ll give it a shot

[past garnet]

.

You don't need anything to be at peace , the peace is a realisation

You js need to notice every tiny good thing that happens

Anyways great talking to you

Byeeee

@old jay

[old jay]

Bye, was pouring my drink missed ur texts

[past garnet]

Oh ,sleep well if u do lol

[prime zinc]

Candy subha subha

[shy garnet]

candydaphilospher

[ivory pilot]

@old jay arey shaan

[shy garnet]

abtk she wud be passed out

[ivory pilot]

Kyu

Why

[shy garnet]

drunk

[golden ermine]

are meko lga tum larki ho

[old ginkgo]

Cjp cjp hello

[golden ermine]

mera to muh dikai sbne deka h vc p kiti bar cam on krti hu bich

[slim mesa]

Next time kregi toh tag

[golden ermine]

oy oy tu vo telugu wala h ?

[golden ermine]

benchod tu yhi dekne betha h

lyf m nature deko

mood p depend krta h next tym room tour dungi to cam on krungi

3 bar room tour dechuki hu tum log kdihar the tb

[slim mesa]

Me dc ni aata tha jyada

Aur baat bhi kb huyi Tujhse pehle

[golden ermine]

maib ni ati thi

[slim mesa]

Fir kese room tour diya

[golden ermine]

to kya hua adhe logo se nhi hui hoti to b vc m beth jate h

[golden ermine]

are ek din achanak ajati hu aisa hota h

ek din to nashe me maine apne flowers gifts b dikadie the ab guilt hota h jyada khushiya ni dikani chie

[golden ermine]

ok apke lie firse denge room tour

[slim mesa]

Nazar lg gyi thi Kya

[golden ermine]

but ab vo room meri behen ko milgya h to ...

apna hi room dikadungi

[slim mesa]

Hn exclusively sirf mujhe

[ivory pilot]

Oh no

[golden ermine]

han kyu nhi

hlo potati

eid mubarakaan

[ivory pilot]

@golden ermine hi bby eid mubarak salam walekum

[golden ermine]

allo k poraonthe ujjai kab gya

[golden ermine]

yar aj man krra hyd hoti to

free ka bhandara milta

[ivory pilot]

Lavdi tu toh lassan pyaaz nhi khaati toh kya yaad kar rahi

[golden ermine]

bhai ink ramzano me inhone itna free ka bhandara bata tha

daily fruits etc

[ivory pilot]

Acha

[prime zinc]

[golden ermine]

are aise hi boldi (vo sb muje pta h)

aur tuje lassan puaz se kya dikkt h

[ivory pilot]

[golden ermine]

meri marzi teri nabhi m ghused thori deti hu

[prime zinc]

Mulle logon ka bhandara

[golden ermine]

abe schi

hota h

[prime zinc]

Haan Pata hai

Dekha hu

[golden ermine]

mai to bahar jati thi to kahi na kahi table lgake ye log krte

sahi b h

[prime zinc]

Ramzan ke time mein hyd mein hi tha mai

[worthy ingot]

[golden ermine]

bhai ye log vaise badiya hote

[ivory pilot]

Abey baat kab karegi

[golden ermine]

u should tell me ni ga

[golden ermine]

bs 31 ko paper dedu

fir

[ivory pilot]

Kon si

Paper hai

[golden ermine]

bat krungi to meri maa chillaegi ki padh nhi rhi

[ivory pilot]

?

[golden ermine]

hmmmhm

kabi call p btaungi

[ivory pilot]

Ok

[golden ermine]

masters ka b dek ri hu usk docs nikalwane h

[shy garnet]

woi mei sochu. koi na

[prime zinc]

woh log beech raste mein rkh dete hai

[golden ermine]

me nhi sochungi ab

[golden ermine]

are vo log sham k tym iftari m

dukane chorke chale jate

khhuli

mtlb koi chori ka dar nhi crazy

bhai yaha up m do mint b dukan chorke chale jao

[prime zinc]

Haan , mast samose bhi rkhte

[golden ermine]

sab maal gayab

[golden ermine]

aisa kya

[ivory pilot]

Teri call ki notification ufff yaad aari

[golden ermine]

knsi call bencho mne sirf tuje brkup k bad call kia tha usse phle sirf tu call krta tha

mai kisiko call ni krti

[prime zinc]

Haan Mehdipatnam [Jubilee hills] ke side rkhe the

[golden ermine]

mai soch ri hu dubai wale se bat krlu

[ivory pilot]

Usse pehle bhi toh ki thi bhai

[golden ermine]

acha bencho itna kon jayega

[golden ermine]

ek bar mushkil se jab kuch tha

tu bus m tha

aur tu aah aah krra tha

lmao

[prime zinc]

Me udhr hi jata rehta ghar udhr hi hai

[golden ermine]

🤣 tb to lga tu chud gya

for a second thourght

[golden ermine]

achiya yar tere udhar b ghar h m to kondapur h to jubilee iti door kyu jaungi

agar ache cafe thoosne jaungi tb jaungi

[shy garnet]

sawwry. kon saudi wale se chipka rahi thi mujhe

[golden ermine]

are choro

[ivory pilot]

Haan jab tujhe help chahiye tab hi yaad aati hai meri

[prime zinc]

acha

[ivory pilot]

Bolna moti aunty @golden ermine

[crisp frost]

Shut up only too tired to think is a good problem to have

[slim mesa]

Chlo ab kaam krleta thoda

[hallow river]

Hello

[wheat kayak]

Haaa wahi hu

[ivory pilot]

@prime zinc

[prime zinc]

yesss aaalu bhaii

Good Morning sabko

Ram ram

[cobalt shard]

hi , kisiko video editn ati hian?

[lusty crystal]

kisi ko aati hai to muje bhi sikha do

[prime zinc]

bc aaj kaddu ka kheer mangwaunga

[ivory pilot]

Ramram bhai sun Same pnr mein booking hui hai lekin sabki seats side upper berth mili hai aur woh bhi alag alag 1 banda starting coach 2 wala middle aur last ke 2 end mein

[prime zinc]

[ivory pilot]

Ek saat travel karna hai yaar

Sab alag ho gaye lekin coach same hai

Aur chart bhi same hai

Aur upar se ye sab 6-7 feet ke log hain inko kaafi zyada uncomfortable hoga

[prime zinc]

TT se baat karo , ek berth jaha feasible lage waha ek banda chale jao , aur jo udhar hoga dusra passenger usko bol dena aisa aisa seat hai can you move there

[ivory pilot]

Ladkiyo ka tension nhi kahi bhi adjust ho jayegi

[prime zinc]

If he's travveling alone pooch lena , agar koi middle aged , ya hone se pooch lo de dete hai seats

[ivory pilot]

Hmmm joh niche hoga woh thodi maanega upar jaane mein

[prime zinc]

Maan jaate hai thode thode log try convincing saying ladki hai aur family hai

[ivory pilot]

Acha

[ivory pilot]

Abey hum sab ko dekhne koi andha bhi nhi bolega ki hum family hai ek nata ek gora ek lamba ek chota

[prime zinc]

Family k saath jaare ho toh mat karo , log family ke saath hote hai toh nahi dete , ya bache bhi honge toh nahi denge

[golden ermine]

oy hy tu meku janta ?

[golden ermine]

tune khalsa public school wala mail ka account kisko dia h

m access ni krpari

lavde meri id bech di kya

tujse 500 rupee lungi

[prime zinc]

Arey haan toh unko bolo ladiz hai saath mein

[ivory pilot]

Lavdi meri woh school ki I'd hai

[golden ermine]

bhakra nangal project konsi river m

[ivory pilot]

Haan wahi

[golden ermine]

lmao tune to muje di thi aur khalsa public kiska scl hota

[prime zinc]

Nahi toh @ivory pilot TT se baat karlo woh kuch settle kar dega , best option wahi rahega

[golden ermine]

tere papa ka railway m h

bhai kisike papa railway m h kya

[prime zinc]

Satluj

[prime zinc]

Haan Since 23 years

[golden ermine]

waw right ans yay

[slim mesa]

Kya baatein chlri

[ivory pilot]

Haan mast school thi bhai bagal mein mast gurudwara hai

[slim mesa]

[golden ermine]

to meri ek tatkal ticket krwade

[ivory pilot]

Wahi hai last option

[golden ermine]

to daily bhandara khata tha

[ivory pilot]

Acha

[golden ermine]

railway ka to quota hota h fix kuch 6-7 tickets ka

[slim mesa]

Aisa hota kya

[golden ermine]

are gurudwara m jo milta h use kya kehte

[slim mesa]

[golden ermine]

bhandara ni kehte kya

m ajtk nhi khai pta nhi

[slim mesa]

Langar

[prime zinc]

Kal tak hota tha , abhi papa ke haath mein nahi hota systumm

[golden ermine]

oh langer

[golden ermine]

abey kal tk ?

wdym

retire hogye kya

[slim mesa]

[golden ermine]

tere papa 60 sal k h kya

[prime zinc]

nahi , Department change

[golden ermine]

ohh

m b vhi sochu itte bade thori honge tere pappa

tbhi tu paise wala h hmm

[prime zinc]

unka abhi 7 saal baaki hai , phir bhi mai baat karta hu

[slim mesa]

[prime zinc]

me no paise wala

[golden ermine]

acha mere ot parents abi 50 nhi hue

[slim mesa]

No fren

Anymore

[golden ermine]

are chill h mtlb theek thak to hoga

[prime zinc]

haaann

[golden ermine]

sunderban delta ki river bta jldi

[ivory pilot]

Langar

[golden ermine]

hn to bhut h jyada paise wale vaise b pareshan h lyf me

ye saale nashe m padhe rehte bs

mere to sare dost h randibaz h

aur inke 2-3 lakh to bs rent se ata h

[prime zinc]

ganges , brahmaputra and meghna

[golden ermine]

aur baki business ki kamai alag

[golden ermine]

tu kya padhta h teko to pta h

[prime zinc]

Paise is the cause

[prime zinc]

[golden ermine]

aisi jindgi b vyarth hai

tu competitve ki prep krta kya

mai to bs exam k lie gs lgari

[prime zinc]

Nahi , bas aise hi quizzing mein jata tha toh yaad hai

[golden ermine]

oh

[prime zinc]

even mai khud kal Free mein travel krra hu train mein without ticket

[golden ermine]

ek meme dekega

[golden ermine]

bhak

kuch hoga to papa deklenge haha

[prime zinc]

nahi , 2nd AC ka access hai papa pe ,kabhi bhi free mein ja skte

[prime zinc]

bhej do , baad mein dekhunga

[golden ermine]

abey to meri karwade m to paise dedungi

[golden ermine]

#share-memes

[prime zinc]

THik baat karta hu unse

[golden ermine]

hn pls yr meko 1 june ki chiye

[prime zinc]

thik , mai baat karta

[solar chasm]

Hiiiiiiii

[distant pawn]

Kesha ho jii? @golden ermine

@prime zinc @golden ermine bakrid ki raam raam

[humble ginkgo]

im da riyal pblm

@prime zinc

oye

[past garnet]

Oye tumhe ye angrezi bacho ka humour kaisa lagta

[frozen dew]

Hi

Tum logo se baat karte regret hota hai

[distant pawn]

Bakrid ki Ram Ram

[frozen dew]

I hate you all

[past garnet]

Kis chijh ka

[past garnet]

Pela jayega

[past garnet]

Aisa nhi bol kya hua

[frozen dew]

Ki tumse baat ki

[past garnet]

Kyu lekin

[frozen dew]

U all disappoint me

[frozen dew]

Esa hi h

[distant pawn]

Sir par kafan bandhna wale maut sai nahi darta

[past garnet]

Kaise

[frozen dew]

Ese hi

[distant pawn]

[past garnet]

Laar chatbe ?

[frozen dew]

Bcz u guys r not good for me to talk

Yall

[past garnet]

Mai toh achhe se baat krta hu tujhse

[humble ginkgo]

hi yr missu

[frozen dew]

I should talk to all less

[distant pawn]

[humble ginkgo]

wow

[frozen dew]

I don't like to talk to yall

[past garnet]

[humble ginkgo]

wow

[past garnet]

But I like talking to you

[frozen dew]

I talk for myself then ended up regretting

[ionic sinew]

Hey!!

[past garnet]

Hi catfish

[distant pawn]

Subha subha hila liya kya?

[past garnet]

[frozen dew]

Mostly evryone

[past garnet]

[frozen dew]

Raat se hua

[humble ginkgo]

wow

r u fine

[frozen dew]

Ek ganta ni soya

[humble ginkgo]

kartik

[past garnet]

Kahe ka hogya ji

[frozen dew]

Mkc tum logo ki

[past garnet]

[past garnet]

Gali nahi do I love u

[humble ginkgo]

me sirf 4 ghnta soyi

kuch bhi

[past garnet]

[past garnet]

Damn

[frozen dew]

M bhi

[past garnet]

[humble ginkgo]

ye kartik raat bhr baat kr ra tha

[frozen dew]

Par tuje regret ni hota na

[humble ginkgo]

nhi

[distant pawn]

Gawrmi itni hai upar sai light

[past garnet]

Tumse?

[humble ginkgo]

dusri chiz ka hota

[frozen dew]

Kyuki tum ache nhi ho

[distant pawn]

Soye hi nai parha

[past garnet]

Us

[humble ginkgo]

idhr

svr

me

[humble ginkgo]

yes

[distant pawn]

[past garnet]

Ye toh khatam hai iska koi hope nahi bs pyaar se baat krta hu isse kahi koi galat kadam na utha le

[past garnet]

Aryannnnn

Bhosri

Kaha tha be

Tu

Loudu

[frozen dew]

I have my ppl ngga

[past garnet]

[frozen dew]

Fuck urself then

[past garnet]

No

[frozen dew]

Isse pehle m personal hona chaalu ho jaun mujse baat karna chor dia karo

[distant pawn]

koi nai cutu sab theek hojayga

[past garnet]

[past garnet]

[distant pawn]

Kuch nahi bas Kartik hila kai aya hai thori der mai shan't hojyga

[past garnet]

[frozen dew]

Aaj ke baad to ye lund gc m ek insaan se ache baat ni krunga

[urban turtle]

kartik bhai ko koi kuch nhi bolegaaaaa

[past garnet]

Aisa mat bol

[distant pawn]

Isma ew kya hau natural

[past garnet]

+1

[past garnet]

Chi

Apne us part ko touch krte ho

Chhi

Paapi

[frozen dew]

🖕

[past garnet]

[distant pawn]

Toilet kasa karta aap ?

[past garnet]

Diaper

[distant pawn]

Gloves phenka ?

[past garnet]

[distant pawn]

Wash nahi karta ?

Ew

[past garnet]

Paani

[distant pawn]

Chi

[past garnet]

Soap water

[humble ginkgo]

arey

[distant pawn]

🌈

[past garnet]

Sab tumne kiya

[distant pawn]

Rin sabun lagao @past garnet

[humble ginkgo]

arey

[distant pawn]

[balmy depot]

diaper supremacy

[quartz aurora]

Okay

[balmy depot]

fuck toilets

[past garnet]

Chamakpan

[past garnet]

[quartz aurora]

Ab paani pant ke niche agya he

[past garnet]

[frozen dew]

[balmy depot]

bhai hago aur feko

[distant pawn]

Toilets ko f karta ho ew

[past garnet]

[past garnet]

[humble ginkgo]

tu kbse itta serious lene lg gya logo ko

[distant pawn]

[past garnet]

[distant pawn]

Garmi mai pagal hogyaaa

[quartz aurora]

Superman ka pet 🐶@balmy depot

[frozen dew]

Oh han lol

[balmy depot]

bhai kabhi toilet ko dhyan se dekhna kitna sexy hot ahai

[humble ginkgo]

getlos plis

[past garnet]

[balmy depot]

you'll not be able to control youtself

[distant pawn]

Kal raat sai

[past garnet]

[humble ginkgo]

sojao yr

[quartz aurora]

[frozen dew]

Choti soch khuli chchot andha paisa

[distant pawn]

[past garnet]

[humble ginkgo]

chillkrow

[quartz aurora]

Bhosdike bhuk lagi he to restaurant me jao na bc

Nahi to ye kha lo aand bhaat khaoge mera

[past garnet]

Tanmay said

[distant pawn]

[frozen dew]

Damn nice

[past garnet]

[frozen dew]

Hizdo ko seriously ni lunga

[past garnet]

Gussa tyago

Pyaar karo

[distant pawn]

[balmy depot]

i pyaar you candydisliker

[past garnet]

[quartz aurora]

Dekh le ab apna ashwin

[past garnet]

[balmy depot]

ap mere sath sharirik sambandh banaoge?

[past garnet]

Han

[quartz aurora]

😳

[balmy depot]

damn guys

[past garnet]

[quartz aurora]

Fir whi sax sux ki batein

[distant pawn]

Ew chat dirty hori jara mai

[balmy depot]

im losing it

[past garnet]

Ruko

[balmy depot]

these urges are taking over

[past garnet]

Kavi bhai ek kavita sunao

[quartz aurora]

Ok bye 👋🏻

[past garnet]

Kavita suna rha hai wo

Respect art

[quartz aurora]

[past garnet]

[north palm]

[past garnet]

Kaise ho

[frozen dew]

G faad hai

[north palm]

okay hu

[balmy depot]

bhaiyon shayari sunoge?

[distant pawn]

[past garnet]

Sunao

[north palm]

[balmy depot]

original wirtten

okay

[quartz aurora]

[past garnet]

[past garnet]

[past garnet]

@distant pawn ye Boht insaan hai tanmaya

[queen field]

@proven cave Eid Mubarak! 🌙
Aapka Eid wish dekh kar dil sach mein khush ho gaya. Itni pyaari duaaon aur mohabbat bhare alfaaz ke liye dil se shukriya. Allah aapko hamesha khush rakhe, sehatmand rakhe aur zindagi ke har mod par kamiyabi ata farmaaye. Aapki har dua qubool ho aur aapki zindagi hamesha rehmaton aur barkaton se bhari rahe.

Aaj ke is mubarak din par bas yehi dua hai ke Allah aapko sukoon-e-dil, endless khushiyan aur har woh cheez de jo aapke liye behtar ho. Aap jaise ache logon ki wajah se Eid aur bhi khoobsurat lagti hai. Bohot kam log hote hain jo itni sachchi niyat aur pyaar se yaad karte hain.

Once again, bohot bohot shukriya Eid wish karne ke liye. Allah aap aur aapke ghar walon ko hamesha apni hifazat mein rakhe. Eid ki ye khushiyan aapki zindagi mein hamesha bani rahein. Eid Mubarak! ✨

[distant pawn]

[past garnet]

I ain't reading all that

[distant pawn]

Eid ki Ram Ram ji

[quartz aurora]

@frozen dew Eid Mubarak! 🌙
Aapka Eid wish dekh kar dil sach mein khush ho gaya. Itni pyaari duaaon aur mohabbat bhare alfaaz ke liye dil se shukriya. Allah aapko hamesha khush rakhe, sehatmand rakhe aur zindagi ke har mod par kamiyabi ata farmaaye. Aapki har dua qubool ho aur aapki zindagi hamesha rehmaton aur barkaton se bhari rahe.

Aaj ke is mubarak din par bas yehi dua hai ke Allah aapko sukoon-e-dil, endless khushiyan aur har woh cheez de jo aapke liye behtar ho. Aap jaise ache logon ki wajah se Eid aur bhi khoobsurat lagti hai. Bohot kam log hote hain jo itni sachchi niyat aur pyaar se yaad karte hain.

Once again, bohot bohot shukriya Eid wish karne ke liye. Allah aap aur aapke ghar walon ko hamesha apni hifazat mein rakhe. Eid ki ye khushiyan aapki zindagi mein hamesha bani rahein. Eid Mubarak! ✨

[balmy depot]

bhai meri wali ja hi nahi rahi

[humble ginkgo]

welcome

[balmy depot]

[past garnet]

Kyu

[balmy depot]

pata ni bc remove hori

[past garnet]

Firse

[balmy depot]

Kisi se gila bhi nahi kisi se shiqwa bhi nahi,
Ab toh bas 4 din ki zindagi hai, fir zindagi se rishta bhi nahi

[past garnet]

Ke

[past garnet]

[balmy depot]

In char dino ko shanti se kat lu, bas itni si khwaish hai,
Bas 2sre din par khud ki nase na kat lu, bas itni si khwaish hai

[frozen dew]

Mubarako aur ek monster pilao iss eid

[balmy depot]

Jo nase kati toh shayad 4 dino se lad na paya me,
Zindagi naam ke janjaal me 1 din bhi na muskuraya me,

Bas 1 din muskuralu, bas itni si khwaish hai,
2 dino me nase na kat lu, bas itni si khwaish hai

[humble ginkgo]

hi

[past garnet]

[balmy depot]

itni hi thi

mitro

[past garnet]

Damn

Sed kr dis

[balmy depot]

bhai jeevan dukh hai mittr

[past garnet]

[crisp frost]

sleep again

[past garnet]

Fr

[frozen dew]

Krypton thoda hizdu h kya

[humble ginkgo]

no yr 4 hr sufficient

[frozen dew]

Hai tera konsa papa

Jiski pakde tu sutli

Di unki gand m fuljadi

[past garnet]

[frozen dew]

Encore abj

[humble ginkgo]

glucon d pi yr tu

[balmy depot]

hizdu

[crisp frost]

your nurons died atleast 20 grams of creatine lele to balance the sleep

[past garnet]

Hizru boy sab dikh jate hai

[humble ginkgo]

kha milta

[past garnet]

Ek din pe

[outer gale]

[frozen dew]

Jab tu sad hota h to tu prenana ban jata h

[humble ginkgo]

bille

[frozen dew]

Londul

[outer gale]

[crisp frost]

Koi bhi nutracutical site pe

[past garnet]

Chalo bhai sutne ja rha hu

[outer gale]

20g

[humble ginkgo]

abey yr

[past garnet]

Mood ka bhosra hogya

[frozen dew]

😜

[balmy depot]

kya ho gaya bhai

[humble ginkgo]

aaj itni grmi kyu hori btao

[crisp frost]

20 gms helps with brain 5 grams helps with muscles

[humble ginkgo]

kus bhi mt bola kr aise

[outer gale]

Nhi pta but idhar bhi horhi

[frozen dew]

Acha shory fir bolun kya

[outer gale]

mai too 5g wala hu

[humble ginkgo]

kuki ko bula

[frozen dew]

Kuki se baat ni hoti

Ek rule banata hoon

[prime zinc]

Chalo abhi chupchaap biryani bhej

[frozen dew]

Jab tak 3 tag ni aenge server ni aunga

[humble ginkgo]

ghr pr rehna bahar mt nikalna log jal jayenge

[frozen dew]

😹

[prime zinc]

Bolo vats

[humble ginkgo]

hein

[frozen dew]

Ye to dhikta artery ki tarah hai

[humble ginkgo]

tere insta pe bhi join nhi kya wo ?

[humble ginkgo]

hi

[frozen dew]

Voh active hi ni hai

[prime zinc]

Hi

[humble ginkgo]

nitro kbse lene lg gya tu

[prime zinc]

1 week hua

[humble ginkgo]

insta pr ?

[frozen dew]

Kahin par bhi

[prime zinc]

Re neet baad ayega kuku

Bola tha

[frozen dew]

Achanak se muje attention milne lgi h to mai bhauchakka ho rh hoon

😛

[shy garnet]

kyu tukur tukur dekh rahe ho

[prime zinc]

Turture

Uff subha subha mast gaane chal rahe

[golden ermine]

hi im good

[prime zinc]

Nnoii

[golden ermine]

mubarakkan

[golden ermine]

konse angreji bachee lendi

sb desi h

[prime zinc]

Jaane woh kaise log the jinke

[humble ginkgo]

bharosa kru tujpe

[golden ermine]

fr vhi piranha wala joke

[past garnet]

Idhr nhi , on the internet white kids

[humble ginkgo]

kyu

kya jk hai

[past garnet]

Mai ja rha hu abhi baad me aata

[frozen dew]

?

[golden ermine]

they hav better humour

ngl

[past garnet]

I don't think so

[golden ermine]

atleast they r open enough to talk

[distant pawn]

Kaisa chalra census

[humble ginkgo]

aise hi likhha

[frozen dew]

Kya likha

[golden ermine]

idhar m ek joke maaru 4 bache to chi kahenge oh minor h ye vo
atleast

vo log react ni krte

[past garnet]

Nahii

Jyada krte hai

[golden ermine]

abey m daily thori field p jati

ab to chalra

[frozen dew]

To jokes mara karna

[past garnet]

Rules Boht jyada

[golden ermine]

tu glt logo se mila h

meko to propose b kia tha

[past garnet]

Server ki baat kr rha

[golden ermine]

bhak

[prime zinc]

7890

[past garnet]

Merko bhi

What is this flex

[prime zinc]

CB

[golden ermine]

are hn tu glt sv m h
(m to sare nsfw sv m hu vaha to sb chill h )

[frozen dew]

So true ngl

[shy garnet]

gm cb

[distant pawn]

Axhaa axhhaa ek to ya gawrmi upar sai light

[shy garnet]

cb bc

[golden ermine]

lmao(bhai but vo 14 ka tha legit)

[distant pawn]

Cb agyi

[fluid lotus]

gm

[golden ermine]

bhai supervisor h hum log thori jaeyege

[past garnet]

Yaar they are doing jokes jo hamare yeha pampered kids krte hai apne group me

[prime zinc]

Razanaa

[golden ermine]

🤣 rlly

[past garnet]

Nahi meri wali badi tumhare age ki shayad

[golden ermine]

ok im in diff sv yaar

[distant pawn]

Hnnn sahi hai baitha baitha paisaa

[humble ginkgo]

tu gya hai kya school trip pr kbhi'

[shy garnet]

yes

[past garnet]

Yes

[golden ermine]

🤕 benchod m kiti badi hu

[prime zinc]

Ssup razmaa

[shy garnet]

how are you doing

[past garnet]

Mai 20

[fluid lotus]

exhausted

[past garnet]

Badi ho tum

[golden ermine]

abey 6 loog h under smbhalna parta kite calls ate

[distant pawn]

Cb hru

[frozen dew]

M ameer ni hoon

School trip is a myth

[shy garnet]

kya kiya itna

[fluid lotus]

[golden ermine]

thori si

[humble ginkgo]

kyu

[prime zinc]

Aap toh itne bade ho chicha dheeraj aapko maa Saman maanta

[past garnet]

32 ki

[distant pawn]

Baitha to ac mai ho ji plus 25k

[past garnet]

Mujhe jana tha

[golden ermine]

wtf meri shadi kyu ni hui fir

[shy garnet]

badhiya. flow state mei

[fluid lotus]

slept onli 2hrs

[outer gale]

Zi madam

[past garnet]

Yaar mai padhai nahi kr pa rha hu bc

[distant pawn]

Ki hoya cutu?

[outer gale]

Aap bhi

[humble ginkgo]

mai din ba din tere jesi kyu banti jaari

[past garnet]

Hehe

[humble ginkgo]

hnji

[shy garnet]

damn, padhai?

[frozen dew]

Kyuki sab ameer honge to gareeb kon hoga

[fluid lotus]

ded hua

[outer gale]

Cb

[golden ermine]

💀 voto maheshmati wali maa manta
*aur rebel kid ko b to log maa botle

[outer gale]

Hi

[prime zinc]

Mai Badal gaya hu so pls

[distant pawn]

Ded why why?

[frozen dew]

Aadhi abadi sleeping on me inke liye gadde bichao

[fluid lotus]

not just padai

[outer gale]

Ash krim khilao

[prime zinc]

Haha

[fluid lotus]

hemlo

[humble ginkgo]

teri biwi ameeri hogi

[fluid lotus]

[golden ermine]

meri mummy ko milenge meko thori
ye log sara mera paisa apne pas rkhteh kehte h isse teri shadi krenge

[prime zinc]

Ye raatein ye mausam

[humble ginkgo]

kese how

[fluid lotus]

no moni i got

[frozen dew]

Ab muje wapas se dm m baat kre m interest aa rh

[golden ermine]

ye kya baat hai ajki chandni m

[outer gale]

You telling a lie
Fail ho jyegi

[shy garnet]

toh aur? shaadi? event? eid?

[frozen dew]

Meri to koi biwi hi ni

[ivory pilot]

@golden ermine moti

[humble ginkgo]

wow

[fluid lotus]

kis se ummhmm

[prime zinc]

Kya kaise ,

[fluid lotus]

realy

[humble ginkgo]

banegi

[humble ginkgo]

how

[outer gale]

No

[fluid lotus]

noi

[distant pawn]

Acha haina destination wedding karwna ek dam vadiyaaa

[frozen dew]

Ab ye gc ke chutiye logo se pareshan sa ho gya hoon

[golden ermine]

htt bais hu abi to kuwari bais

[fluid lotus]

[prime zinc]

Ke hum kho gaye pyaar ki raagini mein

[frozen dew]

Muje bhi pata hai

[outer gale]

Tu maar hi le

[fluid lotus]

haw aapne mujhe gaali di

[prime zinc]

Bc lyrics

[past garnet]

Noice

[distant pawn]

Ek to gawrmi hai light nai atti kal raat so hi nahi paya

[past garnet]

[golden ermine]

inlogo ko nhi psnd kehte h destintion wedding m sbko bula ni pate inko pure jamaat ko khilana h
kuch 800-900 log

[humble ginkgo]

okyar

[frozen dew]

Han shayad

[golden ermine]

🤕 buddhi banadia sala yaha me drumstick ka soup peeti hu jawan rehne k lie

[fluid lotus]

mai gai soone 4 baje aur 4:15 ko light chale gai

[humble ginkgo]

i sing this song

[shy garnet]

aaraam karo fir ab

[prime zinc]

Sing

[humble ginkgo]

i sang

[golden ermine]

tumm sb bacho se jyada jawan dikti hongi m akeli