#general-chat
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tmhe dil lagi bhool jani paregi
I love you 3000
Mwaahh*
meri dost n sanp pala h @ivory pilot
daily photo bhejri bhai meri to fat gyi
vaise cute h

Bhulgye
Nice
Thanks
πππ
Acha ji
The OG
hii
daru ni pina chahiye
Hi @north palm
huiii
hi
kaisa hai
aaj seth ne apni ex ko text kiya
shaam me milne ke plan hai

time for tank full
htt chmar
@mods dekh is lavdi ko chmar bol rahi
Joh koi bhi ye dekh raha hai please mat dekho
itna bura maan gye
hi
Hmm
Sorrryyyy bol
Bkl tamiz mein
mai to dek dek sheesha sharmati firu su
yo na aat hamanne to
Issi liye tera breakup hua
aj bank gyi ek aunty piche wali bencho n dimag chod dia
kehti rajma me nhi bhigoti
π
subeh banaleti hu all tht shit
Hmmm
Hmmm
benchod personal kyu jara
Bank rajma mei kyu bhigo rahe ho
next bar brkup hoga to tuje ni btaungi
Sorriyaaaa 
abe aurate h saali
Soriyaaa yaaaarrr ye le kissieee ππππ
koi dhanda nhi bank m b aake batiyari
Ye kiske dms me aa gaya
rehende vai yaad diladia tue
usne muje bday wish ni kia pta h
Bank mei kaam ke bina kyu gaya hoga koi
aur tune b late kia tha teri party cancel
Hmmm call toh kiya tha aapne

are mtlb paise deposit krne gyi line m lgi thi ab vo bencho tb tk tym pass krne k lie rajma chawal krri
rehnede khuda se daro itni izzat humne jo di hai uski khidmat kro
Bhai bhool gaya tha bc aise hi hote hain dost kabhi kisi ka bday yaad nhi rakhte
good conversation starter
bs 4 mheene m chala jayega
kya aapko bhigoye hue rajma pasand hai ya kacche
Sahi baat hai madam ji sorry bola na mein ne
vo mere lie dates lata tha aur chocolate b
βοΈ
abe vo aunty mese b convo shuru krna chahri thi mne to respond ni kia
sochti hogi akdu h
mujhe mumma ke hath ke banaye hue kashmiri rajma rice pasand hai
Lun lele uska mast shake
bs yuhi sorry bulwaleti hu
katwa h
sahi sochti hai
Sahi baat hai baggu
aw why'd you not talk :(
abey meri kya rishte m h
Ik dubai toh wahi jaate hain
ijs dont want to ,, i had so much moni in ma hand and i need to tak care of tht so
rishte me hoti to bhi kya hojata
ive seen the old uncle from Kashmir enjoy his rajma choul.. looks great
unless future hubby ki side se ho
π€£ uska dubai se door hai country
you trade in cash π§
hainnaaaa πππkashmiri rajma is soo peak
bhai ek thori old woman thi aur bheek mangne lggi kehti 1000 rupee dedo dawai k
are bank h ye
mandir jao
suck my dukh are you old money
sala mere to gine hue paise the ab m usme se 1000 usko kaise deti
ive never had proper rajma
yeah
im not a massive fan of kidney beans
mhm bday gift m cash mila tha
to islie
mumy papa dadu tau taiji badi mummy sbne cash dete h humare
that must've been sad
me too
oho
meko chole psnd h
chhole bhi nahi pasand mujhe but i can have it
Chole bhi itne ache nhi hote
π€ humare yaha gift ni dete kisko kya psnd islie paise dete khreed lo
ye sab north indians ke chochle hai
WHAA π this is infuriating
aisa kya
but meko chole chawal ache lgte
Baigan β€οΈ
srsly and when nobody gives her money she sterted crying
i said "ammma ab tum ghar jao idhar koi ni janta apko"
Muje to bhatoore
maida no
Why no
yahan delhi me to, new roads ke side me iron fencing hoti hai, ye log vo chura churake sell kardete hai. bohot gandagi rehti hai, pedestrian walkway ka baap bhai ho rakha hai π₯
i can bring love
Pedestrian
well
accha kiyaaa

har jagah ki kahani hai ye to π
I m the culprit
bad kartik
yesyes
are bhai inke bank m modi aur yogi dono k acc se paise ate h
you should try it yawr
Punish me
pixelated kisses got me going insane
i can't bring myself to order that
π€£ meri mummy bhi jab b school develop krwati h grills nikal le jate windows ki lmao aur ek bar cooker chori krgye
@near sedge kesa gya exam
intestine m chipak jati h
yahan jaa raha hai hamara saara tax π isse better to europe hai. tax hai to atleast free medical and education to hai π instead of ladli beti yojna
put your feet on the wall and head on yhe ground
mene to ajtk tax nhi dia iti greeb hu
Muje periods ni h
hn 5 mheene m ek bar vo b bahar se ghar m meri maa ni banati

replicate this moment from a million miles away
order to me bhi na karu kabhi πtilak nagar jaa sakte ho to vahan jao, they have pretty great restaurants for food
kaise honge tu to machar ki trah khoon choosta h
Ofc π yes
awaiting for the signal baby never make a sound
aur tu catifsh acc se kyu h ray
Tumhara hi khoon h mujme

us rahega didi
if you never hear from me, all the satellites are down
yeah they're all fucking down
M?
nhi dori
not everybody lives in delhi unfortunately
ayee lsgooo above 12lpa ππ
where du u liv
Dori the explori
ππ
abi b hai voto
@stable basin would love to join you on your kidney beans endeavour though
not in delhi
catfish kahan kiya πits literally olivia rodrigo ki album
voto ca hai mere mama to unhone kuch krrkha h tax ni dena parta abi yr meko iti knowledge ni h
i didnt ask this
i also dont liv in delhi
i liv near to delhi
congo didi
abey
liv in me to kabi nhi rehna chiye
kab aap drum m milo
ππ
kya pta
may this kind of mama finds me ππ»
Smd literally bihar hai
left tighty righty loosey
Near to Delhi btw
fir π
i live in patna
aise to bandi/banda bhi different college se hona chahiye
Aane user name potato kyu rakha h?
bihar ka touch h na fuch h
taaki breakup ho to shakal na dekhni pade daily'
Paas pass
nahi h rajasthan k pas h
fr
Bolti h
is patna in bihar
mne to same company m banda ni banati islie to
pr vo mere samne wale court m game khelta h tb dik jata
Litti chokha choorma
aiims patna jaana tha, nit patna jaane wali halat hogyi dori kiπ₯
lmao
medical se engineering switch karoge toh aisa hi hoga

never tried bcz i renunciated brinjal
i don't like choorma
Choorma π tasty
i eat dal bati js bcz i ll hav choorma in ma plate as well
gud hai, college jaate hi ill ask you for tips βπ»
Humare bhi
real π
me to do bar suspend hui hu
π
achi tips dungi
why
waw ap b rajasthani ho
meri bhi bucket list me hai ye π
β΄οΈ
that I'm not you
saying this with "only tip i give is my own ahh pfp" πβπ»βπ»
Nai π par bajra grow hota h humare village m
learn from your mistakes dori
take up arts
go do ms in France
um its like jab m pathshala m thi daily ek chiz ka tyag krna hota h
phle usse shuru kro jo tum usually ni khate to chorne m mushkil na ho
to arbi aur brinjal mne chordia h
oh aisa
live the rest of your life in italy
ur right but, mere parents delhi ke bahar jaane de badi baat hai πππ
wtf ,,, ye meri bucket list m nhi tha (bucket list m achi chiz rkho jaise makeout)
Go do settle
meko lga ye ladka h
Nhi shyad usne esa hi bola h
kya pta
what's the closest thing you've tyaagofied
most important

oh nothing till now π€£
aw no, ghar se bhaag jaao
so only arbi and brinjela
anyways for health issues im cutting sugar hence left sweets but vo to m khaungi bad me
Arbi
onion garlic as well
only food you have to let go off?
nope , i can decide my boundaries too
yes yeess parigrah bolte h use
Jacked fruut π
are you jain
i hav left raddish yad aya
yes
nope
agrawalo ki hoti h dairy usually
@lucid elm
vaise bhut choti thi tb gaai thi humare ghar m mtlb dadu wale me
damnboy agra hairy
no his last name is agrahari
acha acha
Hey
who names their son Iris
lakdi ka naam
tch tch tch tch
damnboy ladki hi hai waise
Iris is a legend
Ikr
ya fir donating hair to cancer patients, daaru peke nali me gaadi kuda dena, restaurant me upside down bethna (chair ko bhi upside down karke) and much more
Daman boy
πππ
π€π€π€π€
Glad u acknowledged
you're welcome
sahi kaahaa, isliye im doing padhai y-y
yeah yeah mere b the aur mne sare pure krlie
ek mera sadak p peetne ka b tha aur mne koota
yayie
Catastrophe knows me
Are u a cat person?
π€π€π€
usse acha to har saal blood dedia kr baal to itte bachte hi nhi @fiery lake
bday p shuru kia tha mne fir har saal mere hi family m kisiko blood ki need padh jati h @fiery lake
yayyy
abhi to itni kamzori aa chuki hai ki mujhe blood ki need hai πcollege jaake dori will do it fs
Monkeys?
πππππ
are are dhyan rkho
tu patla sa b h
nhi nhi ye nhi hai
paragliding thi bs vo krli
meko sky diving mana hai
Artificial sky dive is damn fun
health issues k kaaran
Suck my dhukh didi hi
rlly ?
mene suna h but sahi m achi h
reviews ache ni the
Yes i did twice , one in Singapore and one in us
ty, isliye none should prepare for faltu exams like jee
π€’
body deform hojati hai poori
they're cute too if they don't bite me
hyena jaise dikhne lagjate hai log
arewww :'(
hyena
A phenomenon of pain
rawr
its in ma city as well krti hu is saal
abe
in my bucket list π
Ikr
m jari kaam krne
are kuch crazy krro jaise ek larke k underarms cig se fook de
underarms to nahi lekin palm fook diye the ek ke last year ππππ
Mine is to go to mars and nvr come back
10/10 experience
crazy
tum b mere nakshe kadam pr (chudoge)
sahi h
Nemo
^-^

Didi bhaiya
hello bachon
Lond
Pass?
Competitive exam me kon fail hota h, cllg ni milegi
Ab kya plane h
Drop from 1 floor
Light walon ki mkc
They be playing
Acha
Bade kutte bande ne
hi
Vc aiyo
anyone wanna raid a Google meeting
Light aayegi jb aaungi
hi
sab auntiya hai
link?
dzd fqco pek
Hi
hi adii
hlww
same same but dif
aaj sher ja raha hai ex se milne
kis cheez ki meeting hai
thodi der baad aaun
idk
ha
π
ckrna kya h ab
aaila srk bhi h isme
kya nam hai
Abey abi ni rot m
Ji
Party karle
nistha goswami?
haan
kyu?
Nissta gosht
jo karna hai karo
Waamuuu
sher se kutta transformation hoga matlab
Meri pyari razna β€οΈ
tune bhi join kiya?
Ni m chess ni khelta
Yenkya h?
chess ka nai h
Google meet with srk
milfsss h
Tf
Not working
nahi jana chahiye kya
choro
aisa nahi hai
sher sher he rehta hai
uska baap interior design karta tha humlog ka pehle
to ab chacha ke nee store ke liye
baat karne jana hai
muje mja aara h pta nai kis baat ka
Karade
ππππ
ha
bhai vo didi ghrme duppata lga ke bethi
haan jo ho vo
ek aunty jue dikha ri h
gaukran pradhan
papa se baat karao
ab ni dikha ri
ππππ
Yoooo kyaaa haaaall chyaall
ye kya bolrahi saima
arey nishta face reveal
π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
ye kya body dikha rahe ho
πππππππ
ππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
me da real khali
ooo yarrrrr
ha
kese
Mkc sleep schedule toh fk hogya jii
unko janta hu mai
π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
bas fir remove hi krte mujhe
mere mummy ke account se join
kiya tha maine
chat ka option nai h?
achhha
mai join krta hu ek second alt se mere
mil gya
kyu
asking to join araha
ladki ke naam se aao de denge permission
pinki
paiso valo ki

πππππ

The Karade kid
gauri khan se try kr raha
Hi
kyu
join nhi horaha
kyu
ππ
admin
kyu
Admin ki lele
kyu
leliya
charging ni h laptop me
leliya
kyu
gauri khan
kyu
charge lagalo
Kyuki tu rond hai
kauri ghan
haan
teri ma ki tarah
Ni esa ni h
ππππkya kar rahe ho
kuchh nai
aisa he hai
Ni h
5.30 niklunga
hai
aunties ko impress krne ki koshish
mai pre workout meal
aunty liver
kha raha hu
kya khara hai
bombay sapphire
π π π
Nhi suna mene
left kyu
Tuje kya
kiya yawr
aww
hello
Cute shanp
hi michael
thanks
Baskarja
ok
Krungi*
krungu
The ranveer show
krungu
Chall
srk ko dekho
ok
π
Aagyi me
ha dekha
Bikaji bhujiya
haldiram
Good 1
nice bulb @clever flint
Hehe thanks
Meri screen share hori h?
Kya hua
End hogya??
Kabhi bad 1 hua h
Oreo β€οΈ
Muje kyu lgega me kha jaanti unhe
leave karo
Byes
@clever flint
Mene leave nai kiya meeting end ho gyi esa btaya
ha na πππππ
Subway suffer khel ri hoti to na nikalte
π₯
Haww
ni g a wht is this
seems a limp dih
Ya rabba
oh yar

hi shayla
Kal hi toh bataya tha
Haaaoo
Mein sirf mere frens ko batata hu 
Voo to aapne apna name bataya
Bt ye yaha pe esa kyu naame h koi reason to hoga na
Aallu pasand h aapko?
aaj se aapko meri notification nahi aayegi
ππ
Hi awditya
oh yar
Yess mujhe pasand hai
and ye baat bhi bataya tha
π
Subha se kaam krra abhi free hua
Mai kahu toh Sala character dheela hai

V good v good
Nice
Kya ri @fluid lotus Dinbhar react karti rheti hai

Mai kal subha sai abhi aya hun 
hann bhai award lelo
Aap chidh kyu rahi 
toh kyu ulta sidha bolna hai bhai
Majak tha vai majak sory ji 
Abb samjaaa 

Chottibacchi ko gali de dun kya
Bcccc
Meee6 teri gandi me danda


Nop nop ye nii bola tha aapne
@ivory pilot girl frd kitani h?

@quaint shuttle maar padegi

Hellkooo
halo
usss
sir pe tere aashiq khda h
Khol khol
achha dar pe\
me nind hi ni le pari
Nind tuje leri
meri*
hii aditya

hiiii :3
kisne kha teri?
Hi hi

Mai Kispe bola ab yaad nhi
Bhulgya
kya tera kya mera

Kya oyyeee 
Oh haan mene toh song pe bola ki bhulgya 
Dil lagi
gay insaan ko laoge to aisa hi hoga
"Teri meri chor ye humari baat hai"
wahhh kya baat hai
π
oh yar dheeraj , teri gend me murgi ka lund yar
i somehow get suprised mtlb itna sab kuch dekh rakha kya tune
Ye wala hai cheers to my bure din
Ye wala hai cheers to my buri raat
oh yar chup bsdk
link?
π€£
ye vala likhta hun taki ter paun bina doobay heelo mr doobay aaj
yar meko ek bat yad ayi m bachpan m ulti seedhi gali banati thi iski trah
tera lun p rocket lgake uda dungi
mendak teri gan m etc etc
@dusty thunder
oh yar tu stories sunane wali thi
ajeeb wali
fir kuch samay baad vo sb mne real me deklia
abey meko tym ni milra meeting kri abi bs
sat sun beth ti hu ek din
oh yar thik hai
rukja m apne dusre ghar chali jau diary m note kia h instance
vrna topic bhool jati hu

@topaz drift
potato se manglio
yeh to creativity hai
vo shyd glt spelling h
this creativity lacks recognition
she is minor shudtup
.
are but fir muje pta chala sabki video release hochuki h
muje lgta tha ye sirf meri imagination h
pr ye to duniya m koi kone m hora h
oh yar mai minor logo se dirty baat ni krta
to fir aapne animal wali videos shuru kri?
me b nhi krti
m to kisi se ni krti
are fir animal wali b agyi
ek bar mmne gali di thi tujh jaisa kutta to kisi chakke se pilega
aur kutta aur chakka pilte hue deklia
mai kitne sal ki hu
chiiii
36 ?
im out of this convo
bhai merese achi koi insan ni milegi teku
baiiiss
oh yar
islie m gali ab nhi hi deti hu
oh yar merese badi hai to hai
saale tu 2005 ka h kya
2004 se bad walo ko srs ni lete
oh yar tu gelchod bola kar
mne to band krdia h
oh yar tujhe kaise pata ?
bavarchod bolte humare
tu bavarchod hai ?
bavarchichod?
Tera fav track konsa h
chi chi
oh yar my ancestory belong to rajasthan only
hota kya hai yeh
Dheeraj ke bure din start ho jaye ππ
ya sikar side konse hote
acha
chal rahe hai
kuch to hota h
shekhawati
shekhawati acha
mtlb dundh ke lao
Dheeraj ke bure din kabhi khatam na ho ππ
humne jisse ghar lia tha vo b shekhawati the
mewar
abe karrma tujpe lgjayega chup kr
Mewerchod
achya
true
Mai ni darta
marwad se yaad ayaa
oh yar acha acha
i miss malai ghevar
marega re baba

what a thing it is
Das life
oh yar teddu
kya banai hai bhagwan ne cheez
sonhalwa khaya h ?
malai ghevar
ofc
vo b bht badiya hota
sonhalwa to badiya hota yar
Ghever ghever ghever groov
aur mera favt to choorma h
ghevar b baiya hota mere papa ghar p banate
Sochna pdega
mai jab ajmer gya tha to waha pe khaya tha
bajree ka choorma>>>
(bekar banate but isk)
brooo ((((mwah)
demn
hn meri mummy ajmer ki hi h
Socho gaturo
har bar khate h
meko to rajasthani kadhi kachodi bhut psnd h har bar raste m pelti
kya badiya cheez banai hai bhagwan ne
aur wo ek roti hoti hai , jisko chur ke usme ghee aur baaki chize dal ke khate hai
oh yar wow
badiya combo hoti voh bhi
hn badhi moti si hoti hatho ki bani hoti
i miss eating those , school wale din laut aao
Madeela mp ki bhasha me
roti ka mota rot
ha wahi
aur ungli se patch banate
mummy banati
m use boore se khati
rot diwas p banti h
yee sirf rajasthani manate
Blowing up and beyond the matrix
Mai bass dekhe jaun teri raha
mathdi ka churma khaya hai?
oh yar
π waw
nhi sirf bajra aur vo roti wala
aur ek besan ka b banate log
mix sa
0h yar rot khila do yar
Seedhe maut yaarπ¨
rot diwas p banenge ab to
Farebi bhi
Krsna
oh yar mujhe bula lemna
abi mummy ko pucha bolri h aisi garmi m
Han
oh yar garmi me ni khana chahiye
dast lag jaate
fir paani wali latrine aati hai
Bhai kuch din pehle
Sm ka khush nahi psnd h
dahi se khalenge
11k rupay pade h
Ab 11 bhi nai h
oh yar ye sahi hai
Bhai muje 11 hazar kamane ke liye 11 baar chudna padhta tha bhai
Haan bhai he tere bhai pe 11k
Pasnd hπ
are yr rot ki wjaha se mumy n choel bhature cancel krdie lala






mai jaari jim ab