general-chat

[quartz aurora]

You must be square root of 2

[quartz aurora]

Cus u make me feel irrational

🤪 ☝️

[prime zinc]

[frozen dew]

[prime zinc]

Sun raha haina tu

[quartz aurora]

Abe iski pfp me has kyu rha he 🤣

[prime zinc]

Has has ke stomach hurts hogyi

[frozen dew]

🤣

[worthy ingot]

[prime zinc]

Abdomen hurts hogi

[prime zinc]

Hie suryaa

[old jay]

Symptoms of hernia

[quartz aurora]

Symptoms of hernia

🤪

[prime zinc]

Ok

Tu thodi der aur thehar ja

Zaalima

[worthy ingot]

Padhai likhai karo ias yas bano desh ka naam raushan karo

[fathom rune]

yes

[knotty lintel]

Do we got med school ppl

[quartz aurora]

@ruby cradle

[prime zinc]

I'm just done with my pdhai yaar working on a project since 2 weeks

[frozen dew]

Hahaha abey yrr

[quartz aurora]

@prime zinc @ruby cradle

[shy garnet]

amaanat doesnt mean asset

[prime zinc]

@quartz aurora @heavy flint

[worthy ingot]

Din me 18 ghante padho tab hoga na upsc

[prime zinc]

Upsc Mai nahi dega bhai

[frozen dew]

And he's not putting any value to her

Meri pyaari amanat

🎶

[worthy ingot]

Woh to pata hai

[prime zinc]

[old jay]

[knotty lintel]

@old jay

[worthy ingot]

Sirf mai hi nahi mera model bhi overthink karta hai thinking for 34 mins

[frozen dew]

Banja meri land lord

[prime zinc]

Hum tere bin ab reh nahu sakte

[frozen dew]

Tere bina kya wajood mera

[old jay]

No tirth no

[frozen dew]

Ishqaa da ye jahannn

[prime zinc]

Tujhse Juda agar hon jayenge toh

[frozen dew]

Tu hi likh ashwin muje ni aata

[old jay]

Kartik you adhd kid shut up

[prime zinc]

[frozen dew]

Lol a grown ahh woman btw

[prime zinc]

Tera Mera rishta hai kaisa

[frozen dew]

Jaise

[old jay]

Exactly a grown woman to school your ahh

[frozen dew]

School

My

Ass

Aafia ye aapki cat hai

[knotty lintel]

Anyways hi

[old jay]

No stole it from my neighbour

[prime zinc]

Tere liye

Hi jiya

Maine khudko jo yu

De diya hai

[shy garnet]

amaanat is something you safekeep that doesnt belong to you..in this context it is used for a person

[frozen dew]

[shy garnet]

i will safekeep you like an amanat

aisa

poetic liberty taken

[frozen dew]

Meri pyaari razna

[old jay]

Sounds like precious jewels in a safety deposit. You can’t lock up women anymore this is 2026 women has rights now. Lesss Go!!!

[ivory pilot]

Gendi Teri chooottt mein namak dal kar gandi ji se chatwa dunga

[shy garnet]

you can't be a gentleman in 2026 ..kisi ko pyaar se rakhna/treat karna bhi zulm hogay ab lets goo

[golden agate]

[prime zinc]

Khairiyat

Pucho

Kabhi toh khaifiyat pucho

[frozen dew]

More like a baby with the care taker

[prime zinc]

Dil mera dekho na meri haisiyat pucho

[frozen dew]

But

Not for money

[north palm]

Passionate from miles away

Passive with the things u say

[frozen dew]

See you later

[prime zinc]

Ye duriyanfilhaal hai

[dull thistle]

Hllo paani @proven cave

[frozen dew]

😔✋😞

[north palm]

Hi shru

shururuurur

[prime zinc]

Ou yaar ye Shraddha Kapoor Khairiyat mein kitni cute lagti

Tumhari tasveer ke sahare

Mausam kayi guzare

[north palm]

Mausam kayi guzare

Mausami na samjho

Humko

Magar Ishq ko hamare

[frozen dew]

Aafia paragraph

Incoming

[old jay]

Did women ask for your care, I ask u mister. Did women ask for your care? They have been taking care of themselves since dawn of time now we need no one. Independence is a choice now. Lesss Go!!!

[north palm]

👇 ye bhot cute hai

[prime zinc]

Ok

Dil mera dekho na meri haisiyat pucho

[north palm]

👇 ye mujhe 100rs dega

[dull thistle]

Earth se
Aap batao aap kaha se?

[prime zinc]

Anjaam hai te mera

[north palm]

Laa shru paise de

[dull thistle]

Hlloo saggy Maggie

[prime zinc]

Bheekh kehte usko saggy

[north palm]

Casi ho aap

[shy garnet]

in a romantic context,they do expect to be cared for/to be taken care of. That's what love is. When did taking care become snatching independence from them? In 2026. lets goo

[north palm]

Fir whi baate

[dull thistle]

Muje bola?

[north palm]

Ha

100rs

Send

[prime zinc]

Mai tujhse hi chup chup kar

[dull thistle]

Badhiya aap batao..

[north palm]

I'm gud hoon

[prime zinc]

Tu aata hai seene mein

[dull thistle]

Scanner bhej me

[prime zinc]

Jab jab saasein Bharti hu

[old jay]

If only George Carlin was alive today to see this comedy

[prime zinc]

Hawa ke jaisa chalta hai tu

[north palm]

Mazak kr rha tha

[prime zinc]

Mai ret jaisi udti hu

[north palm]

@empty helm

[prime zinc]

Disha patani

[dull thistle]

Aree koii nii

[knotty lintel]

@dull thistle vc later

[north palm]

aur kaisa chal rha office

[prime zinc]

Kehne ko baaki hai kya

[north palm]

Aaj kal vc ni aati

[prime zinc]

Kehna toh joh keh chuki

[dull thistle]

Gandu jesa chal raha h

[dull thistle]

Vc dekhte h
Me sirf kuch logo k sath hi vc aati hu

[old jay]

Oh come on lemme be this toxic feminist girl for once. Don’t argue with valid points now

[prime zinc]

@maiden fjord akele vc mein

[fierce garnet]

ARYAN...🐬 is AFK: wo aye tb ping kriyo 🥀 🤍 - 19 hours ago

[prime zinc]

Jab se tere naina

[north palm]

😭

[prime zinc]

Mere naino se

[shy garnet]

I have to "let you be"? A man has to "let you be"? Kya feminist banegi re tu

[north palm]

Hamare sath bhi ni aate ab to💔

[old jay]

[topaz drift]

[prime zinc]

Tum mere ho is pal mere h9

[frozen dew]

Razna kill

[north palm]

nikhil dikh gya

[topaz drift]

latrine hua ?

[north palm]

Ab din ganda jayega

[north palm]

Hogya

Patli wali hui

[topaz drift]

din hagna da

[north palm]

Kal aamras jyada hogya

[frozen dew]

Chala ja

[topaz drift]

maja aaya hoga ni ?

[old jay]

Ashwin stop tf rn. I can’t concentrate with all lyrics coming in between jeez 🙄

[north palm]

Bhot

[quartz aurora]

Sanson ki mala

[frozen dew]

Pee

Sumrooonn mai

Peeee ka chuuuiu

[old jay]

Nusrat ji died seeing this

[north palm]

👇 iski dadi mere sath soyegi

[frozen dew]

Saggy

[topaz drift]

saggy bro aap muh me loge ?

[north palm]

meri dadi hi ni hai oye

[topaz drift]

[frozen dew]

[frozen dew]

Ye kon h ab

[prime zinc]

[frozen dew]

Nusrat fateh ali khan

[north palm]

👇 kartik ki Nani ye bolke jali thi

[frozen dew]

Saggy ki mummy ahhh

[north palm]

🤣🤣

[topaz drift]

kartik lawd

[frozen dew]

[wraith jetty]

jalpari

[frozen dew]

Fir likhega kuch

[near sedge]

Byes

[wraith jetty]

oye aryan

mt kr

[north palm]

👇 ashwin aaj iski latring khayega

[wraith jetty]

.

[north palm]

Ja ashwin

[frozen dew]

Abeybyr

[wraith jetty]

[frozen dew]

Dot ki latrin

[north palm]

Naam se hota hai

[prime zinc]

☝️ sabse bada chutiya

[north palm]

Username dekhte

[wraith jetty]

restarted

iske bhi rule hai btao

[north palm]

👇 ye mere se bhot pyaar krta hai

[glass leaf]

Jab dekho tab yeh asswin

[prime zinc]

Yess

[glass leaf]

[north palm]

Chii

Boujee

Ew

[golden ermine]

sabre nalle ek jagah dikh gye

[prime zinc]

Abey bore hora tha , baitha hu ek ghante se

[glass leaf]

@north palm love you babes

[wraith jetty]

👉🏼👈🏼.

[north palm]

@mystic oasis

[dull thistle]

Me jab aati hu to koi nii hota vc pe kese aau

[golden ermine]

soja itti garmi m haand rha

[frozen dew]

Sabre carpenter

[prime zinc]

Aap kabhi Nalli kahyi ?

[quartz aurora]

Hinzre se pilne wala 👇🏻

[frozen dew]

Tanmay ki maa

[north palm]

Bulate bhi ni ho

[glass leaf]

Including u

[golden ermine]

mera to break h

[prime zinc]

Survey hai chicha , projects

[golden ermine]

aj to kaam h kabi aur nalli bolna

[wraith jetty]

ungliya

[dull thistle]

Busy hote hoo aap

[wraith jetty]

krna

band

kro

[north palm]

zhut

[prime zinc]

Arey Nalli khayi nahi ?

[glass leaf]

Yeh mujhse hate krta hai !!! 👇

[pure geyser]

Anyone knows crochet here ?

[golden ermine]

sbse phle to ye ungli dikara pfp m

[prime zinc]

Mutton wala

[golden ermine]

ye kya hota

[prime zinc]

Nalli

[golden ermine]

me me

[north palm]

Kaavish bolne laga tu?

[frozen dew]

Kavish apne peticoat m hath daalke bola 👇 👇

[wraith jetty]

me nhi bolta

[golden ermine]

bhai m non veg ni khati muje isi sal pta chala h mutton aur chicken alag hota h

[glass leaf]

સેગી માધર

[frozen dew]

Abey

[golden ermine]

yashu yashu

[dull thistle]

Koii nii aaj raat dekhte h..

[quartz aurora]

Hidimba

[prime zinc]

☝️ saggy ka gay lover

[wraith jetty]

ye kya chotibacche wali harkate krrha aryan

[golden ermine]

ashwin chche me jari bye

[prime zinc]

Atyo chicha kaha ku jaare

[north palm]

Hi suck kaisi hai

[north palm]

Okie

[glass leaf]

[prime zinc]

Delhi belly dekhunga

[wraith jetty]

bojithebich

[ivory pilot]

Aapko pehle hi bataya tha aur ye kya jawab hai earth hum sab kya mars se hai kya

[wraith jetty]

wait

[glass leaf]

Kyaa hua bachchaa aapne pfp kyu htaa Li all okay !!!??? Call Karu bachchaa ???!!!

[north palm]

chup lwde

[glass leaf]

Icare for you babe

[north palm]

Gay

[wraith jetty]

duo me ye dono kitne acche lag rhe

[glass leaf]

For u ofc

[wraith jetty]

matchmadeinheaven

[north palm]

Bye samay hogya vidai ka

[glass leaf]

Tussi jaare ho

[wraith jetty]

[glass leaf]

Tussi naa jaao

[north palm]

@tacit dagger Abe mote luv u

[wraith jetty]

mene kuch notice kia hai

[north palm]

[glass leaf]

Kia

[wraith jetty]

notice kia hai

[glass leaf]

Æswïñ

[wraith jetty]

bhul gya

[glass leaf]

Kãavïsh

[wraith jetty]

trio ajao

[glass leaf]

Bøüjée

[tiny night]

[wraith jetty]

[glass leaf]

Ñø

[wraith jetty]

dafuq u mean choti lollypop

[glass leaf]

Lullipop

[wraith jetty]

srimp naste beta

[glass leaf]

[wraith jetty]

namaste

@frozen dew upar dekh

mujhe pta hai

me nhi bhejunga

[frozen dew]

Bade madarchod ho

[frozen dew]

To mat bhej

[wraith jetty]

aur tu chota

[frozen dew]

Ek baar bola tha

😡

[wraith jetty]

iski awaaz

kon bta raha hai ye sb

nhi

sb nashedi hai

[glass leaf]

Yeh sb kyaa likh rhaa bandisodd

[wraith jetty]

vc

[golden agate]

[glass leaf]

Tuto hai hi nhi kisi vc me

[wraith jetty]

boji bkl ko mt bula - aryan

[golden agate]

boujee new pfp loading

[glass leaf]

Wawww

[wraith jetty]

me nhi

[glass leaf]

Aana bhi nhi hain iss maadharchod ke saath

[wraith jetty]

[glass leaf]

[golden agate]

Wo keval girls ko bulata hai vc me duo k liye

[golden agate]

ur insta pfp

[glass leaf]

Same

[frozen dew]

I wanna kiss your lips

[glass leaf]

Nhi bhai me bas ab ghost krra sbki insta se bc Boht chutiye logg hai

Except u

[golden agate]

achha for ex kaavish

[golden agate]

🧢

[wraith jetty]

[frozen dew]

Kavish khada ho

[glass leaf]

I watch your all reeel

Kaavish bkl ne unfollow maardiyaa

[frozen dew]

Ted literally ek insaan hai

[golden agate]

[wraith jetty]

mujhe isliye vc bulaya hai chodulog?

[glass leaf]

Vc chat me chat Krna sodu

[golden agate]

Puneri paltan

[wraith jetty]

me toh idhar hi krunga

[glass leaf]

Patna pirates

[wraith jetty]

ted vc

[glass leaf]

Pardeep narwal

[golden agate]

Wahi lollipop gaan me daal lo yaha chat karte waqt

[wraith jetty]

ted talks

[wraith jetty]

okay

[golden agate]

Me mutthi maar raha, i can't vc

[glass leaf]

Whattt

[golden agate]

kabhi aur aana og gang k sath karte vc

[wraith jetty]

aur paise

ek hug

[golden agate]

Aise aatu jhatu dimag ka bhosra kar dete h vc me

[glass leaf]

+2

[wraith jetty]

woh toh hai

cant deny

[golden agate]

[wraith jetty]

me inke muh hi nhi lagta

[tame trout]

[golden agate]

[wraith jetty]

actually kisike nhi lgta

[glass leaf]

Naptime sojaao it's naptime

[wraith jetty]

ted k meethi awaaz sune bohot time hogya

[glass leaf]

@dull thistle

[dull thistle]

Gujarat se hu ahm

[glass leaf]

Achcha nvm

[golden agate]

[wraith jetty]

@maiden fjord chal kaam ki baat krte hai

[fierce garnet]

ARYAN...🐬 is AFK: wo aye tb ping kriyo 🥀 🤍 - 20 hours ago

[glass leaf]

Ted ki aawaj to spicy hai

[wraith jetty]

tere pe doubt hai

[wraith jetty]

plus1

[golden agate]

Haan bahut spicy hai, sunne k baad logo k kaan aur gaan se khun niklne lagta hai

[glass leaf]

[wraith jetty]

tangy ted

[glass leaf]

Nini tem

[golden agate]

Tangy Kachha Aam

ohh yes finnally here I come 🫴

💦💦

[glass leaf]

[wraith jetty]

chii

[golden agate]

Sendha namak laga ke chatiye

Aur maza aayega

[wraith jetty]

yuck

[golden agate]

Kachha aam ka

[glass leaf]

[wraith jetty]

hein

[golden agate]

Someone was expecting koyal jesi awaz

[glass leaf]

[wraith jetty]

mejaarahahu

[golden agate]

Sendha Namak x Koyal jesi awaz

[wraith jetty]

ab toh

saggy ne bhi boldia

[golden agate]

Kisne ander

[wraith jetty]

pokemyheat

heart*

game kheloge toh ping krna

bai

[outer gale]

[mellow sage]

Chud chuka hu

[mellow sage]

Hi

[mellow sage]

Tereko chathi ke baal nahi aate kya

[outer gale]

Maine too kch kiya hi nhi

[outer gale]

Aate h

[mellow sage]

chuttiya banara h

[outer gale]

Mat Maan mujhe kya

[mellow sage]

Meow

[outer gale]

Hi momz

[mellow sage]

Yaar din dahade ded server

[mystic oasis]

hie bhaiyaa

[frozen dew]

Fr need a thandi diet coke in 45fuckin celcius nd 176 aqi

This city is dying

[dusty thunder]

chaand ni dekha maine bohot dino se, kitno ko maregi apne glow se

[frozen dew]

Ye suraj ko leja

[languid plover]

Hi

[cobalt shard]

vo bhi nhi milti ab

😭

[frozen dew]

Blinkit karle

[cobalt shard]

ek can ke liye

delviery fees nhi deni mujhe

[quaint shuttle]

pixelated kisses got me going insane

replicate this moment from a million miles away

waiting for a signal baby never made a sound

if you never hear from me all the satellites are down

yeah they're all fucking down

falling thru the atmosphere right now

baby are you really down?

are you really down

floating through the atmosphere right now

[frozen dew]

Abey 4 ek sath magale

[pale trellis]

[charred lance]

Decent album

[clever flint]

Yoooo

[golden agate]

[wary crag]

Bhondu

[clever flint]

🦚🦚

[cyan surge]

@clever flint heloo

[clever flint]

Aap kon kha lgaya call??

[cyan surge]

Sahi jaga hi laga hai ji

[quaint shuttle]

didnt ask

dont care what you think

oh my god who asked you to judge anything

geez

[charred lance]

Accha oats

[charred lance]

[quaint shuttle]

aw dont cry

[charred lance]

You wish

[quaint shuttle]

we apparently cant type cuss words in this chat else id have spammed the lyrics of "Stfu"

[charred lance]

Sad

[quaint shuttle]

indeed

[charred lance]

[dull thistle]

@topaz drift billi ko gaali mat de or esi gali to bilkul mat dena ok

[topaz drift]

ok thik hai

[dull thistle]

Okay @outer gale

[clever flint]

Munni bdnam hui

[tame wyvern]

[quaint shuttle]

nice pfp fam

love it

[tame wyvern]

Thenks

[golden agate]

🥭

[cyan surge]

[north palm]

[outer gale]

okayy

[burnt robin]

Yo yo yoooo

Guysss how r u?

[dry marsh]

YOOO

[prime zinc]

Bedardi raja

[quaint shuttle]

for a second, i thought your pfp had boobs

[prime zinc]

[quaint shuttle]

momentary happyness

[prime zinc]

Nahh mannn

Oath

[quaint shuttle]

its a sorrowful event

disappointment was unmatched

[prime zinc]

Delhi belly what fkin movie

[quaint shuttle]

i have a dad joke

[prime zinc]

Yes pls shoot it

[quaint shuttle]

no

[prime zinc]

Why

[quaint shuttle]

cus im your daddy not a clown

[prime zinc]

But you are supposed to be a mommy

[quaint shuttle]

ew

ewuh.

[prime zinc]

Oh fuckk I just broke the cooler

[languid plover]

hi oath

[quaint shuttle]

hi aditya

[prime zinc]

Ek chatur naari badi hoshiyaar

Apne hi chaal mein fasat

[quaint shuttle]

new idea to cheat in exams

prepare everything beforehand

so that i can answer the question paper easily

[glad smelt]

address bhej

gkp

[prime zinc]

Well why don't you take the book itself into the examination hall

[quaint shuttle]

thats not allowed

dumbass

[queen field]

You do take rest for yourself don't you

Afternoon I believe

[stable tusk]

hi lol

[quaint shuttle]

madhusampann

hi madhusampann

[stable tusk]

hlw

[quaint shuttle]

hlw madhupsampann

[stable tusk]

oath._.7765

[quaint shuttle]

how are you, madhupsampann

[queen field]

two people with no ability of social interaction how interesting

[stable tusk]

fr

[quaint shuttle]

yuk and who?

[languid plover]

hi

[queen field]

Damn you are quick to understand

[stable tusk]

yuck

[quaint shuttle]

high high

[mellow sage]

Sharam nhi aati terese 5 bade ladke se address mangti h

[languid plover]

yukilele

[quaint shuttle]

yolk and yuck

[queen field]

I was shipping myself with someone secretly like that it's called game

[cyan surge]

[languid plover]

what does @queen field even mean

[quaint shuttle]

terrible attempt

[mellow sage]

Hi

[queen field]

Nothing

[quaint shuttle]

he couldnt spell ukulele

[languid plover]

tab thik hai

[mellow sage]

Hi

[indigo umbra]

[mellow sage]

Hi

[mellow sage]

Hi

[mellow sage]

Hi

[languid plover]

idk what that means either

[languid plover]

Hi

[quaint shuttle]

chal hatt babu padhne de

[queen field]

You ruined it

[mellow sage]

Khana khaya?

[languid plover]

#pictures

[languid plover]

nahi

[quaint shuttle]

its a musical instrument

[clear magnet]

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[languid plover]

hangover me hu abhi bhi

[languid plover]

oooo

[queen field]

It has a deeper meaning you don't know

[mellow sage]

Khana khaya?

[quaint shuttle]

you just made a poor attempt

[languid plover]

achha

[quaint shuttle]

drinking is bad

[queen field]

Hello

[quaint shuttle]

i had samosa

[languid plover]

agreed

[mellow sage]

Monday h aaj

[languid plover]

to

[quaint shuttle]

wby

[mellow sage]

Khana khaya?

[quaint shuttle]

how is your chickenpox

[burnt robin]

Itni garmi kyu hai

😔

[languid plover]

who

[queen field]

Isn't poor if it works

[mellow sage]

gareeb aadmi soch se gareeb

[quaint shuttle]

and socho garmi mei chickenpox ho rahe hai logoko

[mellow sage]

Gone

[quaint shuttle]

what is gareeb about a samosa

[queen field]

i had samosa

[burnt robin]

Woh toh unhygienic hone se hota hai

[mellow sage]

Abey vo hangover tonic aata h vo peele

[glad smelt]

[quaint shuttle]

and it didnt, thats the point

[languid plover]

beh ab

[burnt robin]

[languid plover]

uthega kon

[mellow sage]

Everything

[languid plover]

bhot ulti aa rha aaj

pata ni kahe

[quaint shuttle]

notreallyfoxy

[prime zinc]

Namak ishq ka

[languid plover]

kal beta shotgun pi liye the brocode nahi mila tha to

uske baad pura pet gadbada gaya hai

[quaint shuttle]

youve never had a good samosa pav it seems

[languid plover]

aww

[mellow sage]

Me daru varu nahi peeta

[languid plover]

how are you dalle @mellow sage

[quaint shuttle]

jhootha

[languid plover]

nahi pini chahiye

buri cheez hai

[quaint shuttle]

liar liar panties on fire

[mellow sage]

Ekdm tandarust

[burnt robin]

Garmi me daru

[prime zinc]

Ehh samosa pav

[languid plover]

chicken pox?

[languid plover]

to

hi milkiee

[burnt robin]

Nhi peni chaiye

[mellow sage]

Apparently shampoo ke baad conditioner bhi lagana hota h

[prime zinc]

Try maska bun with chai

[languid plover]

to

[languid plover]

ya

[quaint shuttle]

chickenpox ka bada bhai hua hai foxy ko

[burnt robin]

Toh*

[quaint shuttle]

were you born yesterday

[mellow sage]

Measles pronounce nahi hora oath se

[glass leaf]

Jab bhi aao jabhi dekho tab yeh asswin

[quaint shuttle]

spell bolte hai use

[prime zinc]

Missiles

[mellow sage]

Ye ashwin adhnangi photos lagane lag gaya discord pe

😭😭

[quaint shuttle]

haina

[glass leaf]

Æsswïñ

[quaint shuttle]

even i thought he had boobies in his pfp

[prime zinc]

[mellow sage]

Jealous?

[quaint shuttle]

whyd i be jealous

[prime zinc]

Tf how are they looking like boobies

[quaint shuttle]

i was rather curious

you dont know my vision

[languid plover]

to

[glass leaf]

Indian ladko ko adnangi photo nhi lgani chahiye khaas kar brownies ko !!!

[prime zinc]

Ultravision?

[glass leaf]

Chii

[languid plover]

#pictures gng

[languid plover]

meri nangi photo dekhega

[prime zinc]

Namak ishq ka

[mellow sage]

Abey galat combo krliya

[languid plover]

tune pardaa uthaya

[mellow sage]

Isiliye ulti krra h

[languid plover]

kiya nahi hu

[mellow sage]

Teri bhej

[languid plover]

karunga bhi nahi he mostly

bas ajeeb lagra

mera aaj tak ka record clear hai

ab tak

[glass leaf]

I am asian boy

I don't

[languid plover]

never vomitted

[mellow sage]

Cockasian h tu

[languid plover]

matlab daru pike

[prime zinc]

Oh yaar aaj gym miss ho jayega

[burnt robin]

🪳

[glass leaf]

Gareeb ho aur simronoff peene ki chull naa ho disspossible

[mellow sage]

Mutthi

[languid plover]

to bc hum kya kare

[prime zinc]

[quaint shuttle]

everybody praise @paper vault she went to gym today yaad se

[prime zinc]

Oaths

[glass leaf]

Mutthi is overrated

[burnt robin]

Muthi marne se gains chale jaate hai kya?

[glass leaf]

Sex is underrated

[languid plover]

@paper vault congratulations

[glass leaf]

[quaint shuttle]

tyty

[prime zinc]

@paper vault hello oaths momma

[languid plover]

grandmomma

[glass leaf]

Bas kardo hawsio

[mellow sage]

[prime zinc]

Oye Mai aaj Delhi belly dekha

[mellow sage]

Tu kab bs karega

[languid plover]

mai to likhne bhi ni wala tha aisa kuch

[prime zinc]

Wapis

[mellow sage]

Dinme 7 bari hojati teri bojee

[quaint shuttle]

meow

kbye

[prime zinc]

[quaint shuttle]

yall suck

[prime zinc]

[glass leaf]

Thala for a reason

[languid plover]

do i

[mellow sage]

I do

[tame wyvern]

[glass leaf]

I don't

[languid plover]

hi fam

[prime zinc]

Kaam kr leta hu ghar ka

[tame wyvern]

Hi

[mellow sage]

Abey yaar ye fir agayi

[prime zinc]

Byee

[languid plover]

how are you fam

[tame wyvern]

nahi ana tha

[burnt robin]

Fam pay

[tame wyvern]

Good good hbu

[languid plover]

kyun fam

[languid plover]

good fam

wyd fam

[glass leaf]

Asswin apne gnde shoulders dhakk le

[tame wyvern]

Kekda mitha kyu hota

[glass leaf]

Bc nhi achcha lag rhaa

[tame wyvern]

Kuchni bored

[glass leaf]

[burnt robin]

Kekda mitha nhi hota

[languid plover]

abe hangover kaise utaarna hai bhai

tips do koi

please

[glass leaf]

Mera choos le

[mellow sage]

Tunee tohh pall bhar meee chori kiya re jiyaaa

[languid plover]

subah se 3L coconut water pi chuke hai

kuch nahi ho raha hai

[tame wyvern]

mujhe to laga tha

[crisp frost]

@glass leaf tu pura din idar hi hota hai

[tame wyvern]

Chach piyi

[glass leaf]

[tame wyvern]

Piyi

[mellow sage]

Jaljeera masala soda

[tame wyvern]

Piyo

[languid plover]

blinkit hoga?

[tame wyvern]

Ha

[crisp frost]

Kam dhandha

[burnt robin]

Heinnnnnn pta nhi kabhi khaya nhi mene

[languid plover]

zyro lemon wala bhi pi chuka hu 2 bottle

kux samaz ni ara

[glass leaf]

Abhi abhi aaya js

[mellow sage]

saale paani piya h subh se?

Itta liquid pi liya

[languid plover]

ya

1 bottle

[tame wyvern]

Dehydration se maroge pai

[languid plover]

coconut water piya hu bhot sara

[glass leaf]

@mellow sage ke nuts me bhi paani bhar gya hain pee le @languid plover

[mellow sage]

Tu ladies h

[languid plover]

coconut water piyr to ji

[tame wyvern]

[languid plover]

apni biwi ke andar rakhwa le kaam aayega

[tame wyvern]

Ye kl se confirm ni ho para

[crisp frost]

Gya tha ab bhi idar hi tha tu

[burnt robin]

Hydrosil

[mellow sage]

Bhai mere nuts bhi alcohol vale h

[glass leaf]

Ladizzz wasroom

[tame wyvern]

Acha good

[languid plover]

marha dukhra hao

jare hai sone sala firse

[mystic oasis]

[tame wyvern]

Hien

[glass leaf]

Aapke saath me bhi chala gya tha abhi aaya js maybe youare stalking me !!!

[mellow sage]

Crispy diet coke

[tame wyvern]

Hi

[ivory pilot]

Gujju ho aap

[tame wyvern]

[burnt robin]

😭

[crisp frost]

Maybe you are too vela like a was once

[languid plover]

dietcoke looks kinda tasty

[ivory pilot]

Ye kya hai

[mellow sage]

Thandi dietcoke and ashwin same hi shit kr rhe

[tame wyvern]

[mellow sage]

Pfp ke mamle me

[glass leaf]

Dietcokes sucks

[burnt robin]

Shoulder

[tame wyvern]

Momle

[glass leaf]

Ohh shitt yehvkyaa holdiyaa

[outer gale]

skill issue

[mellow sage]

@mystic oasis

[languid plover]

kyu

[glass leaf]

Sorry mene woh colddrink ke baare me bola tha

[quaint shuttle]

@robust knoll a very good morning to you my precious sister

cokw zero better

[tame wyvern]

Kyu

[robust knoll]

sleep

[languid plover]

aisehu

[glass leaf]

Tujhe kyaa lgta hain me colddrink ki baat karra

[dull thistle]

Hann
Aapne username esa kyu rakha h?

[quaint shuttle]

gunnite'

[tame wyvern]

Aaj to Monday h fir kyu pili

[mellow sage]

Pili laal safed

[outer gale]

@sleek otter

[tame wyvern]

Periods

[glass leaf]

Yeh nhi be !!

[outer gale]

[burnt robin]

@mystic oasis

[tame wyvern]

But thandi ne reply ni diya

[mellow sage]

Bohot jyada chaos hai

[tame wyvern]

Am i creep

[glass leaf]

[mellow sage]

Duh

[glass leaf]

Random teg mat kro lawde logg

[mellow sage]

Darta h kya

[burnt robin]

[tame wyvern]

[burnt robin]

Random kha tha

[mellow sage]

Crab nahi khaya kabhi

[burnt robin]

[glass leaf]

Chai is best

[ivory pilot]

[glass leaf]

[burnt robin]

Achi baat hai

[tame wyvern]

Mene khaya

[ivory pilot]

Khao aur so

[outer gale]

kaisa raha trip

[glass leaf]

Chai ke saath parleg biscuoot

[burnt robin]

Sexxxxxxx

[tame wyvern]

Arms solid hote bahut daat dukh gye the todhne m

[outer gale]

chai ke saath normal wale parathe >>

[mellow sage]

Chai ke saath ek thodisi chussi (ciggi)

[burnt robin]

Pakka kekda hi khaya tha na

[ivory pilot]

Bhai so Raha hu kha raha hu aur phir so Raha hu bahar etni gharmi hai

[burnt robin]

[tame wyvern]

Ha ha

[outer gale]

saalo se nhi khaya

[tame wyvern]

[golden agate]

[glass leaf]

Crabs are tasty but it's too much hardwork for little meat

[burnt robin]

Mene suna tha crispy hota hai

[outer gale]

kaha h abhi

[glass leaf]

[mellow sage]

Mene sea food bhi nahi khaya aaj tk

[tame wyvern]

Fr

[ivory pilot]

Abhi saare dosto ko lekar mama ke Ghar par stay karwa raha hu indore par

[golden agate]

You need hathoda for crab

[outer gale]

achaaaa

[mellow sage]

Me pulling off your pants

[burnt robin]

[outer gale]

blr t2 gya h tu ? @ivory pilot

[tame wyvern]

Mene lobster crab or pawns khae is baar

[outer gale]

kya sax h bhai

[ivory pilot]

Inko indian hospitality kaafi achi lagi

[mellow sage]

Thook de

[tame wyvern]

All thanks to kerala

[glass leaf]

My meat is long !!

[outer gale]

wo too hoti hi h achii

[ivory pilot]

2023 mein gaya tha

[glass leaf]

And tender

[mellow sage]

not all the time

[burnt robin]

Bencho mene toh bas chicken hi khaya hai apni zindagi me

[outer gale]

mai 1st time jaunga abhi suna h bhot sundarr haaiii

[mellow sage]

aaja ghutno pe beth

[tame wyvern]

Mutton

[glass leaf]

[tame wyvern]

Bhi to khate

[sleek otter]

Ye abhi bhi online

[ivory pilot]

Ye log k culture par etne kuch nhi hai family wagera jab ye hamare family aur kaise rehte hain bahot acha lagta hai

[mellow sage]

Mutton me nutrishan nahi hota

[sleek otter]

Jab dekho online

[outer gale]

hi

[tame wyvern]

Areyyy mai just ayii yaaarrr

[burnt robin]

Magar tera meat kyu khaunga

[sleek otter]

Hi

[outer gale]

lol

[mellow sage]

Maza ajaega

[ivory pilot]

Jaao yaar kaafi acha hai badi hai pair dukhega

[outer gale]

casio

[outer gale]

layover h waha

[burnt robin]

Chal chal nhi ayega..

[outer gale]

1.5 hrs

[burnt robin]

Mutton me kitna protein hota hai?

[outer gale]

haa wo too h'

[mellow sage]

Chicken se kam hota

[ivory pilot]

Arey phir tab bhi chalna padega phir se security wagera karwana padega same airline hai kya?

[tame wyvern]

Protein k alawa bhi chize hoti

Jese ki taste

[outer gale]

gram too protein ratio kam h compare too chicken but veg se kaafi shi h

[burnt robin]

Taste toh chutiya sa hota hai mutton ka

[mellow sage]

rehn de fam teri taste humko pata h

[burnt robin]

Itna chew karna padta hai

[tame wyvern]

Tune acha khaya ni h firto

[outer gale]

protein se baki cheeze achi h mutton me

[burnt robin]

[tame wyvern]

Bro kabhi pahadi mutton try krna

[mellow sage]

Thoda suck krega kya

[tame wyvern]

Sabh bhul jaega

[burnt robin]

Areee bencho

Gay hai kya

[mild sable]

hii

[ivory pilot]

Ye toh indori nashta karke pura din kuch nhi khaate etna khilaya mama ne ki pucho mat subhe indore ki special poha jalebi samosa aur kachori dhokla bhi tha

[mellow sage]

Pahadi mutton me fat jyada hota

[outer gale]

hn same airline same aircraft

[mellow sage]

Isiliye bhi mast taste krta

[burnt robin]

Pahadi mutton or normal mutton me farq kya hota hai

[tame wyvern]

Body garam rakhega baraf mai trekking krne jao to

[ivory pilot]

Toh fir saman ko phir se check karwana nhi hai bss plane se shift hona hai

[tame wyvern]

Recipe ofc

[outer gale]

itna too hum sirf subha pelte h

[ivory pilot]

Same flight hai?

[burnt robin]

[mellow sage]

Aur aur mutton kya mast girta h bone se ohohohoh chicken can never

[outer gale]

plane bhi same hi h

[paper vault]

Yall summoned me

[tame wyvern]

Frrrrrrr

[outer gale]

bss wo rukgei blr 1.5 hrs ke liye

[tame wyvern]

Uska bone marrow

[mellow sage]

Aaj jaana padega thali khane

[burnt robin]

Ek toh chuski karke bhi aata hai kuch

[ivory pilot]

Wahi 🤣🤣🤣 ek meri friend woh kha kar darne lag gyi hai mama se etna khila rahe kahi moti na ho jau

[mellow sage]

[tame wyvern]

[outer gale]

health conscious

[ivory pilot]

Same hi flight hogi ya phir change karna hoga

[burnt robin]

aree sahi me reel me dekha hai

[outer gale]

na na same h dekh liya maine

[tame wyvern]

Ha wahi bone marrow mast hota

[outer gale]

same air craft hi jayegaa

[burnt robin]

[ivory pilot]

Haan isliye abhi dusre mama ke Ghar aaya toh woh bhi khilane lage 2 bowl aam ras 😭😭😭 khaana wagera sab

[outer gale]

[mellow sage]

#pictures

[ivory pilot]

Phir theek hai koi tension nahi aram se enjoy kar lekin tu bahar nhi ja payega dekhne

[burnt robin]

Ek roti bas

[outer gale]

bss bkc ye log 15kg ka baggage checkin dete h

[tame wyvern]

Arey kyu jalara h bhuk lgri h

[mellow sage]

Ek baar me ek hi khaega na lode

[tame wyvern]

[outer gale]

1.5 ghante plane me hi baithe rahunga ?

[ivory pilot]

Weight abhi aram se 110 ka upar hoga

[glad smelt]

[outer gale]

bcc

[ivory pilot]

Haan 15kg tera airbag aur band bag 7kg bss

[ivory pilot]

Haaaoo

[mellow sage]

Jalke rakh hoja

[ivory pilot]

Arey grp kya hai

[outer gale]

haan

[mellow sage]

Miya kabab pata h tumko?

[outer gale]

bc

[tame wyvern]

hater

Nahi

Mia

Ki tang

[mellow sage]

They dont make statues of critics

[tame wyvern]

Ka

[tame wyvern]

[raven wren]

hehehehe

[glad smelt]

gkp gorakhpur

[ivory pilot]

Abey 3 din etna khayaaa ki sabki halat kharab ho gyi lekin pet kisi ka kharab nhi hua

[outer gale]

fir too shi h

[ivory pilot]

Movie wagera download karle aram se play kar dekh

[outer gale]

wahi krungaa

[ivory pilot]

Ohh acha

[ivory pilot]

Haan hum sab theek hain

[glad smelt]

yes

[ivory pilot]

Yes

[ivory pilot]

Kitte dhur hai

[glad smelt]

111km dur

[tame wyvern]

Nice dead chat

[mellow sage]

Tu aayi isiliye

[tame wyvern]

Tu bhi aya fir

[mellow sage]

Oh sry tu toh yehi rehti

[dusty thunder]

ooh

[tame wyvern]

Brrrooo tu merese pehle se thana

Mai to bichh m ayiii

[mellow sage]

Bich ka bandar

[tame wyvern]

[mellow sage]

Aur bata

College gayi thi?

[tame wyvern]

Nah

Sick leave pr hu

[mellow sage]

Kyu

Kya hogya

Sick kyu h

[tame wyvern]

Voto ese hi

[dusty thunder]

sick leave se attendance mil jati hai?

[tame wyvern]

[mellow sage]

Nahi

[tame wyvern]

Ha application likh k teacher compensate kr leti

[mellow sage]

Sick leave is for the extra 25%

Jo allowed hota chutti lene ke liye

[tame wyvern]

[ivory pilot]

Phir toh 2-3 ghante ki journey hogi

[tame wyvern]

Medical Colleges are diff

[mellow sage]

[dusty thunder]

oh demn

[mellow sage]

Govt college are diff

[tame wyvern]

Mera to private h

[ivory pilot]

[dusty thunder]

ab to 60 days ki sick leave lunga next sem me

[mellow sage]

I can tell