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usse zyada ni pina chahiye
Ni ni bilkul nhi
aise 9-10 bhi thik hai
Bhai app log drink kar te ho
Aur gharpe pino chahiye
usse zyada ni
Bhai app log drink kar te ho
hangover hojata
Haa agar vibr mai ho
mere bhaiya bhai 18-19 peg pi jate hai
haan
Par usse zyada nhi
haan
Arre saala
haan
Gaadi mat chalao
be responsible
bhai mere bhaiya
Yes
gaadi bhi chala lete hai
Bhai app log drink kar te ho
ππππ
Sahi h cute billi
maa kasam
abhi thode din phele
ek family function tha
humlog gaye the ek bar uss rat
let me guess 18 19 peg bolega ye
venue se 13-14 km
I thought ldki h im sorry
np
fir pine ke baad wapis bhaiya he leke aaye the sabko
ye 17 peg wala baat
ussi din ka hai
family function
wale din


Sahi h

camel jese store krte honge hump me
hm 9-10 tak he pi paate hai
19 peg tk admi sidha kese dekh skta he
Hi
Bye
Mai dekh leta hu
Par nhi pini chahiye
10 we peg pe to sir ghumne lagta he
latt lag jati
khana banunga
Bohot kharab
Limit mai
mereko
Sahi h
usse zyada piye ni kabhi
Good for heart
haan
yup limit me shi he
chi bhai hr roz aao daaru ki baate krte rehte
β€οΈβ€οΈ
ni pini chahiye
Unemployed log 
to
Haan sahi baat h
Modi ji job dila dijiye meri Jeb sukh rhi h
Saale worker ki toh scooty chalata h tu
π


bhai tel nahi aa rha tha dhanbad me
honda city me tel nahi bharaate hai zyada
xuv papa lejate hai

toh
Aur m ?
rehta nahi aur kuch
teri zabaan

Kokh
Maa ki kokh
koke
Koka koka
cokk
Coock
haw
Koka tera kuj kuj kehna ni
Gareebi me aata geela
Scorpio bhi lelo


sala xuv ke time
hum bole the
papa ko
scorpio n lene

bole nahi humlog ka personality pe suit nahi karega
Pradhanmantri baddie dilao yojna is my only hope
Modi ji sb theek kr denge
melody
bhai bhut daaru pine ka man hone laga
itna baat karliye
daaru ka

@sleek otter madarchod

Abhi to toffee khatam bhi nahi hua hoga wo abhi se dusro ko chummi dene lagi π

@languid plover bhai gaadi ke tanki me mootna shuru krde
kaha ana hai
Bambai
πππ
30% ethanol toh hoga hi tere moot me 
Woh engine ki to maachud gyi yaar π
Ok karna
ew
Chii
sorry
Mai ni janta ise
ye mera chhota bhai
Ye sab gandi baate kyu karte ho tum sab
Hi
kuch bhi likh deta hai
Hi
Mai ni jaanta ise
Id hack hogya hoga
haan
chhote bhai ne
hack karlia tha
thank you for understanding
@ebon star how are you
Thank you for your attention to this matter
attention seeker
real
Kaiko chedta hai bawa parayi aurat ko kaye ko chedta hai tu
Konsa kaam karwa ra h

main tera hoya sambhaal le tu mainu
eh jehde zulfaan zulfaan de jaal tere
hi fam
Kartik
Hi
main aawan udd ke le jaawan naal tainu
how you doin
Ok cute gn
ab ussi se baat karna
Kn khana khake ayi
π
kyu
π
πππππ€£π€£
Khana kyu khate
taaki hangover na ho
π€π€
aur daaru kam hit kare
Vosabh ni hota
hota hai
Im strong
kingfisher?
jitthe paer rakhaan otthe mela lagda ni kude
Us
Real
twin
But ek achi thi bas
kya
Godfather ki
Saari beer kharab h
chi
Mat piyo
Piii h didnβt like
Mene vo tej garmi m pi thi chilled
Kinnar
Real
tab thik hai
Beer hijdo ki drink
Hmm
Whiskey piyo
Garmiyo m bhi rum pi mene
BS
β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
Twin
true
kyu
thik hai waise
thandi piyo bas
baraf daal ke
Kyuki m bimar thi
300iq move
@last moth madarchod ke bachche
jab main pheli baar dc pe aya tha
fam ko hi
ye sv me
Hi
Kb aya tha
firse hi
Firse hi
Mat kar lala
π
club me jaruri hunda c
Ldke bhi vodka pite
minty jamun bhai pani hai
fam chess com ka serv chl rha ??
pani jaise pi sakte hai bottle se
Amateurs pite h
Achi thi theek thekk neat better

M ni hu shayd usme

Jager

Wine
yar aplog mere taste buds ko turn on krdere ho
chess.com ki bat kr rha. dc ki nhi

Choott
Chi
Acha dekhti

Sabh sahi to h
Dm dekh aditya
Bhuk lag gyi
gaanja nahi pina chahiye
Isko daru se problem ganjedi

try kar sakte hai matlab
ek baar
Ehehehe
tab thik hai
β€οΈβ€οΈ
gaanja pike bhi maza ata lekin
bhaang better
Brownies toh khaega na?
ni
Laughing buddha
Sync ho gya
sink

jihde te tu mare ohnu boln na davaan aa dekh yaar tera bole koi tok ke dikhade

what is this name
Hi no
Gaanja bad
why
Dont do
Haa aata h
@languid plover βοΈ
cool na thankyou
true
maine nahi kiya ajtak
Chhod doh aise doston ko 
I dont like
sala mereko man bhi ni krta gaanja pine ka
Same
Mujhe smoke se problem h baki nashe to theek
cigarette bhi ni pasand

Fir yukilele bajana padega
hookah pi sakte hai
Same
Huh 
aa dekh bet ni stake utte dollaran''ch laave
Yeh kaisa reply hua 
kya pat
hijda hai
shayad
mujhe bekar lgte ye sabh krte log
β€οΈβ€οΈ
hookah bhai
huh
badiya chiz hai
Gaandu aditya

kabhi bahar gaye to
Abba humare ukulele bajate the
ni to ni krte hai
baaki flat me rakha hua hai bhaiya log jaate hai jab booking me
to lejate flat se
@proven cave doggy wya
cigarette ni pina chahiye
Smoking kills
Haan bilkul nhi
Yea wssup wssup

hookah makes you feel alive
Isiliye me valo me smoke agent pick krta hu aur kahipe smoke nahi krta
Don't know
@oath

agge tu aan pichhe jag mera haal jaane rab sachchi yabh kar tere naal pyaar
Pr pai vo apka roll ka picture
Touch grass
Hien
Bund phati jindagi
mera grass touch karega?
Iska kuch mtlb h?
Tera grass jaisa h?
mere chhaati me grass hai
thora sa
wahi bekaar baatein sojata hoon
Lgta ni h spam k liye sahi h

Aaja grass se grass milae
yukilaudalele

sorry fam
Sorry
aage se nahi hoga
Fam
Np
thnx
π€


Chi gandi gndi baate
π¦©
Brutal
Mai ni jaanta
sorry
huh
vo to aesthetic purpose keliye tha

russi nu gucci ya koi gehna sohneya

Ded ho gya
hie guys
hi
Hi
nice back behen ke lund
Hi
i am already wet
Hien
kya haal hai bhai sbke
?
swam
ajeeb


yo
ye aapne jo chaddi geeli kari hai isko sukhayega kon
use hair dryer bro
vrun dhawal wala
q

Dhamal
aditi hoti to reply karta
Hi
Hi
True
Ni yaar chod di
Hello
Tu karta h?
Hi catfish
thik kia
dukan jata hu
bhak
π€
Muje bhi rakhle
khair
Catfish h
Tq
soon
Ban krva dungi bhag
lagra hai
π€ π€
verify karo vc aake
β€οΈβ€οΈ
safed dil kyu use krta
hijde
laal dil is riyal lav
Laal hijde kartr h
ππ
Not needed


True

π¦©

Nhi h ladki he h mohit added h ππ
Recently fan bana samay ka

Indias got latent kahan dekhu
Bhadiya h
Late hogaya bhai
Kyuu?
Late hogaya bhai
Indias got latent pura nai dekh paya
Han wohi toh
Aabhi tk aapne perfume lagake muthi thodi meri h ?
Still yt par fan channels par hai
website pe dekh lo
Kuch kuch dekha
Nai bhai mutthi nai mari
Konsi
indias got latent ek website waha pe sare episodes he
Toh phir late nhi hoye ho dw
Nahh
Okay tysm tanmaya
Tan ki maya
yes
Samay ki wajah se humour acha hogaya mera
Hii
False hope Mt do bichare ko
Kiu nai ata
2 din pehle aya tha
abe schme aya tha members only wale vc pe skribble khelne
Samay k pas samay nai ajkal ig
Samay ko kaho pakistan a kr bhi latent kareyππ
Bc π« π«
Italy a kr bhi karey
Meri membership π₯
ok bie cod khelo
nice name
Arey ty
Hi
Iβm new here

We all are new in this world if you think hard enough
Vc aajao
girl i cant decide
if i should stay and say i tried
or i should leave and say good bye
its killin me inside
saare hijde so gye @topaz drift @outer gale @shy garnet
ladlo mere se
bhot bore hora hai


hi
bsdk
Ni yar sone jari fir kabhi
chodu
Ap theek Ho?
ni
theek koi ni hota
Acha
Kya mein naam badal loon
@mighty nova heyooo wya
kuch nhi tu sunna kidhar gayab hai? kya binge watch krra tha?
aaj aai thi mai shahpur side kolar road taraf
bas aaj mid sems khtm hue
gen V dekhne ka soch rha tha
but fir nind aagyi
wow kya kiya udar
Jaaga hu hijde
badhiya
Yo hi pheebs
mai to chala sone ab hopefully

Bhag bsdk
Wapas ghar jara mc
Jalata hai makaloda

Mai yaha garmi me pighal rha hu
4ghnte ka safar
krde
Chhod
nikaal de saari bhadas
Meri hi choice hai yaha rehne ki
chennai ke dalal

aisa kya milra wha
Mereko hogya hai pyar
nariyal paani bech rha hai
Hai ek
tasveer dikhao
Ab pure vacation live in me rahenge

aisi kya kharabi hai mere mai
sab hi khrab hai
mujhe to kya achha hai wo puchna chahiye ni

Chii
Teri bkc
ginti se
teri wali ki ulti hai
Jo hara samjho mar Gaya
Meow meow
khaya piya fir thodi kailyasot tarf baithe fir vapis
heelooo!
bore horaa tha toh socha bahar he nikal lete hai toh khaane pine gaye the
badhiya yrr
Wao yar
mai bhi jaunga kahi to kal
Nice nice
Kachre wale pahad ke garden chale ja
hi
jiii
haan ji
sahi hai yr itni jaldi?
hieee
kaha gayab thii
raznaaaa
who said

kya haal?
itna paas rehte toh mil sakte
ikik time nikalte hai kabhi
gooooddd
sab sogaye kya?
maine kya sunana hai aap sunao
Ni , bol kya hua
haan bhai koi sense nhi banna yr honestly
pehle toh acc us based hai toh banda yahan rehta bhi nhi hai
upar se baseless chizo par debate chal rahi hai
acha hai na, warna india mei FIR kardete log
Lessgoo π₯°π₯°
log blindly follow bhi kar rahe hai
great point yr

i mean jo bhi mention Kiya jaa raha baatein true hai but target bnaa ke bolne se kuch nhi hoga
Aww
Hello
Kya krrhe ho

Mere chote bhai ka call aya tha kal Pachmarhi jarha h toh yaha se hote hue jayega kamlapati se maine bola kaun kaun arhe bolta hum 2 ladke hai aur 4 ladkiya , maine bola wow
kisko? Minister of education ko toh acha hi target banaya na
Aw heylnah razna political debate
nno no
very chill i am
in general baat bas
Cockroach ki baat krrhe kya
yes
I see , kya baat chl rhi h fir
YYahi Ki founder thoda gadha hai aur untrustworthy
at the same time
Insee
Iski as such kuch need thi nahi waise
neet walo baccho ki bhadaas sahi tareeke se niklegi
Unnecessary choti moti baaton ko over stretch krlete h
Instead of focusing on things that really matter
Choti moti πππΌ
no no. suicide krre bacche.neet walwali baat serious hi thi
at the same time
bv
bc
Bhai waise suicide toh in general hi karte h log
suicide to bujdil krte
isiliye
Maine bhi 1 saal drop leke prepare kiya tha Kota mein rehke
Education is pretty important matter no ?
jinki gend mai dam naw hota
thats different. Aapka paper acha jaaye..lekin fir cancel honaye
clg khtm hone wala
toh bura lagna hi hai
18 is a very tender age
No baby
Fr
Ap aao mere pass
like?

Saggy ko ladki dilana
yayy
true

mei hu waise already
Pradhan Mantri bae dilao yojna
kasam se jisdin ban gyi ye chodu app chhod dunga
I thought you guys broke up
aur ye app pe hi ban gayi toh?
Aj hi chhod de
iss jhantu app pe to mai bas timepass krne aata hu
ussne lub you 2 bol diya kal fir se
ew online relation π€£
Razna ladki toh nahi h na?
Seriously pooch rha
Sach sach bata
razna bhot cute ladka hai

clg mei nai hai ladkiya?
Mb maine jo message kiya wo post ni ho skta because it contains blocked content
Wow
humei nai dikha
Apdono
R
A
N
D
I
Ho
saggy jaisa hai
meri branch mai sab khrab 
dating apps?
dusre branches mai hain sundar sundar kanyaen
host/organize events
waha milengi dusre branch wali
1 baar kiya tha bataya to tha kahani
kya?? Kahani
idk
thoda bata
tujhe aur @robust plaza ko sunai thi
toh yaad aate
truee that was job done right
Ello
hmm..founder nashedi hai bas. Usko aaj realize hua ki woh bhatak raha toh aaj dal diya post..ki minister ko bhagaana hai
hello
sign petition
yes but pls call me saski!
saaxy

sasskey
shark si
billi bkl
Saggy bkl
@stoic mountain mommy 
sagggyyy
@graceful ibex babez 
yaad dilaa storyyyy
haan
toh aur events mei ja

milengy log waha
ab man ni krta
y
which is a great thing
Soja
Meri waali toh

Aaj fir dimag chod di
yes
ab kya krdi
Hein
ki hoya
chat mai
ogp ek se nikla nai ki dusre se pareshaan?
Woi tou dikkat h kuch kar hi ni rhi h
ladkiyo ki line lagi hai ogp ke peeche
damn
Bhai doosri ki taraf jata hi ni
woh khud aajati?
Tujhe wo batayi thi na cafe wali ladki yaad h
Ni bhai mujhe ni pasand 4 jagah mu marna
Ek jagah bhi ni marna ab toh

Ha woi
acha
saggy ko lessons dedo
Banglore shift hogyi h air hostess ban ne gyi h
bc ab to budhapa aara hai
wah
baal safed hore
wow
air hostess log ke baare mai bhot khrab suna hai maine
Unnecessary short skirt pehnate h bhai unko
haa
personal pe?
Wo toh fact h
Aisa hi hota h
Obviously
damn
ogP player hai razna babes
Han nahi tu masti marle bas
fir kya hua
bas yahi?
Mujhe jaise bauno ko dekhti bhi ni h ladis
lambo ko bhi ni dekhti 
Fir kuch ni poochi kaisi lagrhi maine bola mast
mai to bc invisible hu lgta hai
tum log ka kuch tha nai? Chakkar
Tu itna accha dikhta h ki ladkiya khud ko reject krleti h
chalo ye to joke hogya 

Ni yar bas wo aisa tha ki jaha mai sutta marne jata wahi wo aati h
Mtlb aati thi
acha
Toh 1-2 baar usne dekha mujhe and maine usko
personal pe flex is something na par
Toh bas eye contact hua ek din meri gadi pe baithi thi maine naam pooch liya
kuch signal lagraha
Uske next day jab wo dikhi 2-4 din baad
number maangliya
Toh mai chup chap sutta mar rha tha toh wo ayi aake baith k saamne mere fir aise next time jab mile toh mujhe bula ki apne pass aur baat krne lagi
Mere phone pe usne khud save kiya
teko dikhta nahi? ya ignore karta tu ye sab
Lekin bas aisa kuch ni h baat waat ni hoti sath me sutta mar lete thee wo bula leti thi mai free rehta tha toh chala jata tha
Usne manga tha na apna phone mujhse atey hua ye ki ekdjn usne mujhe instagram pe call kiya ki mai cafe arhi aap bhi ajao toh maine pick ni kiya call mai cafe me hi thaa
Toh aake boli maine apko call kiya tha maine bola ring ni hua bolti instagram pe kiya tha
haw
Maine bola uspe kaun krta h toh boli lao phone do mai number save krdeti
wow
Toh dediya
bas?
Han toh kya hota
Ni bhai



