#general-chat
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As you say

how's your cold
it's there
Oath will make everyone sleep

i massaged my head
it's time you have some garam chai
or kaardha maybe
depends
i don't drink
Aditya also, but in different way
what
now
I think it’s time for you to stfu
i don't have chai either
what do you have
Kyu Aapki and papa kitchen m hi karte the kya
Abe ye react kisne kiya
now what to do oath
Hasi aagi
Bigad gai munni
do you think shrimp is funny
Aryan bully krta srimp ko aaj voh prepare krke aayi h joxx
she's cute
Is lode ko subtitle bhi nhi smjhe lekin, chodu react jaroor krega
valid
Omggg
i haven't talked to her to judge that
Lavde ka joke
unfunny log jinko lagta hai wo funny hai wo cute he lagte hai
Ye kartik bhi normie ho gya hai
Aapki mummy aur papa kitchen m hi enjay krte the kya
why are you beefing with a child tho
delirium tremens

raeee

kartik to shuru se chutia lagta
i was gonna ping you for a vc aaj shaamko
hii oathh
Lavda mera funny
but i forgot
ohh
avni

it's in the name
was that the name
Muh se paani nikalne wali hasi aarhi
i had no idea your name was avni

ye dono kar fir vc bethe dikhenge
Lame
who dono
Ye joke ni tha
i told u before ig
nope
Chi guys
we've never had the name talk

kartik and aryan
lmao
avni kitna cool name hai lekin
Lekin tu hai, ek disappointment se bhara hua
u dont remember
kartik im in a very very dark room with a headache, don't use that emote please
sardi wala headache
aw I'm sorry
mai insaan bhi cool hu

naam se he lagta
Psychiatrist bangya
Ok sorry 😞
well no twice
chutiya
the first time i heard it was in bhool bhulaiya
Mental health advisor role le rakha hai inne
This ngga
isfine bb, why are you still awake
Muje bhi headache h
💔💔
i get ts somuch

can't sleep
Oh acha
to
caffeine intake?
So jao aap
shoulder ache☝️
umar ka tagaada
carried my laptop on one arm today
1 joke per day
if yall even know what tagaada means
nope
that too an unfunny one
seems you got the point
We all do
it's inevitable
Aditya sbko daddy ki tarah hi treat krta hai, jb tk maro nhi tb tk kaam nhi krta
kyuuuuuu
im like 67
jab aryan shrimp se nahi sak pa raha tha to aditya aditya karne laga bina ping
awwww
laptop ghano bhaari se
Dietcoke literally spawn hua 😭😭😭😭
Idk
Ohh
Ghano bhari se
Hi
Hi @woven swallow
"Nhi sak pa raha tha"

Hi
yar i want to visit udaipur once
maube
how are you dalle
to

Hi @woven swallow
marwadi and rajasthani mei kya difference hai
Hi @languid plover
i want to visit...
Hi
Tum dekho aurat ke bina na kabhi ghar basa h
visit
marwad
is a part of
rajasthan
as far as i know
i see
kya pata kuch to bhang bhosda hota hi hoga
Waha jake ghinne kaam karne hain?
shayad
oh
Khamba kahdi is marwadi
👇 dheeraj ki gaand mai
Saggy ki mummy
i don't understand that stuff so
mujhe marwadi hi bolna tha rajasthani koi language hai?
i agree
bhaiya ka rishikesh me hoga shayad
👇 kartik ki dadi
no sure
Bcccc

Same cheez karta h
to
wahi
same cheez to tere baap ne bhi kiya
saggy ka coverup ni hora
I have done it so many times I m very pro Max
chal re chhakke

1-0
Thik hai yrr💔
sadhe satrah saal me ek funny joke
@vast haven enlight us
toastedbread and omelette khana hai
saggy ki to dadi hi mar jati 2 comebacks ke bich
Sadhe satra mera joke h tuje kese pata
Zinda hai abhi
Tu to 22 ka hai na
Wait
sorry i am still teri side madarchod ke bachche
geography classes
teri mummy ne bataya kal raat
Nani to kartik ki thi
Jal gai
kehri thi i like to gossip while having sex
Raat ke andhere m teri mummy ye karti hen
saggy ki dadi ko to gaanv walo ne witch bolke jala diya tha

Ye lore pata h?
Marne to de
what are yalls opinions on crossdressing
😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
hi
subah ke paune teen baje comeback horhe hai gc mai
hi
yessir
respect button ✅✅
kab maregi
Rae kitni cute hai yrr
i agree
At the rate addityyyaaa_ mummiyon ke saath dushkarm karta h aur phir dhindhora pitta hai
Kuchupuchu si
saggy ka mood banra hai
Peak
Mummiyon is crazy
baat karne ma
kitni funny hai yaar srimp
Aditya ke sath sounga Aaj raat ko
tanne to aadda gerke maregi
soyega mere sath
@severe cloak 
Nanga aana
interlocking posi me
No strings attached
nanga he hu
you'd wear a chaniya choli and your partner will wear whatever guys wear for dandiya
Itni kilas gai?
that's crossdressing
❤️❤️
mai ek baat bolna chahungi
Mere mu pe krdo
aaa karo
Gaand pe mut do meri
ikr
Aaaaaa
gaand kholo
Abe aditya ke liye kiya hai, dumbo
🥰🥰💩💩💩
i love seeing guys dress up like women
Constipation hai latring ho jayegi

look it up
latring mere gharme bhi bolte hain
yes
Rae bolte bolte atak gai
💩
@woven swallow
somebody get me a femboy 
Rae ji aapko agar yha dar lgra ho to aap mere DM bhi AA skte ho👉👈
aur thora karo
Ab thodi der baad
@woven swallow
sai kera hai

Ok
bol kya bolri thi
I'm thrilled to announce that????
aage
occasional crossdressing is fun

go check one of your girls - troye sivan
Isne aajtk Hindi ni seekhi
Pata ni kab banega likhte isse
Gawar si
khair cute hai isliye ni bolta kuch
acha, who can do both shit ahh types
ni bolta kuch
i actually did. my friend's girlfriend oh my god that woman is beautiful
is janam mai aise baat karne lag jau to smjh jana mai ek bandhua majdoor ban gyi hu
Ye sab bhi Sikh gya tu
Jharkhand mai angrezi
sorry
😭😭😭😭😭
Kaise karte standards hi nai h aapke
hahahahahahahhahahaha kitni funny hai srimp
hahahahahhahahahahahaha
omg I wanna see too
Chalo yrr bhot raat hogyi ab mai sone jaunga

you should try comedy

hahahahahhahahahahahaha
sahi baat hai
mai bhi jata hu phir
goodnight gng
Kt
private story :(
fir to tu time slot nikal ke aayegi chat me
🙄
4 baje ke phele jisne gen chat use kiya wo 3 baap ka
In akshron mai mujhe amulya pyaar dikhta h nai pata kyu
SC St chat use kro
offo is sv mai bhi thi pretty girls sab inactive hogye
Pyar ki baatein mat hi kro ap, mere liye to ap abhi bhi minor ho 
Ooo naina kalle kalle
char din mai to ab ayi hu
aw
Naina jese kalle tere
Obc done
Acchi baat h 
Ngga jaise
Shut fuck the hen
yeh gc General ke liye 5 hours khuli rahegi , OBC ke liye 7 ghante aur sc st ke liye 16 ghante
Minors are loveable
Hen? Bhai
Itne efforts m khudke liye ni krta
aur pwd ke liye
fir to busy hori irl vi tu
Wo sc st wala, nice tha
Jitne se hasane ke liye karra h
Gg dheeraj
SFTH
chal issi baat pe dadi gift krde
Ye dekh
Tu thoda gora hota to batata tuje
Shoot from the hip 
Bas bas angrez
unke liye 24h, langde lullo ka entertainment full time hona chaiye
hao
Jis tarah tere chacha ne tujhe btaya tha 
so thoughtful
kartik tu bhi haan ko hao bolta kya
Mai bolti hun 💔
mid pradeshii?
Hey
Nhi gwalior mere andar nhi aa paya
Han CG wahi h
Oktanks
@dusty thunder hyderabadi?
acha
demnn , cg me kaha se?
nahi to
Gwalior ke log to a gaye
raepur, bilaspur
Durg
kitne inches in?
Take rest
So joo
pcm khao kartik
Ok
Is bhadvee ko inches janne hain
Bcc muje physics maths laga
ohho, bilaspur me ek friend ke papa kaam krte
padhaku ho yr aap tow
Thoda khalo
badiya hai
aadat lag jaati h
250 mg se jyda ni khani chaiye
@atomic coyote yr ye mere ko bola tha sir dard ke liye kaali chai pine
Fir thoda bhi dard hoga to davai magunga and nerves affect hoti h sar ki davaiyo se
Jaise 2 bje vc baithta tha

Kitna chutiya dost h tera jaat ka chuttar
Bikas paan wala
Bikas halwai
Ye bkl to blocked ya ignored hai mere account se
Mai toh pehli baar server pe baat hi isse ki thi 🧘🏻♀️
iss server par aana aur fir usse hi baat krna
2 major downfall
Baat toh sahi h
Hmm idk completely I m or not
Would u cu*k on her... happily for an hour...then u can say that u aren't attached
Everyone hates it once but after some time ..acchi lagne lagti hai
Wdym
Will u be able to see her happily having sex with another guy
Yea.idk but I will never gonna smoke
Even I don't smoke...I just use strips
Oh 😮 idk das a very new question
Bong also works crazzyyy
My reaction will be neutral why happy?

Why not...she is enjoying?
And u being a ex would always want her to stay happy ryt?
Idc what does she do
No why
Then my friend u ain't moved on yet
दुखद
Yes
Exactly
Why would a girl be interested in me in the first place
That's a mossad agent
Does she ever mean something to u...if yes toh she being happy or sad might affect u ryt...
Why not 😞 u r good?
No I'm not good
Yes she used to mean something to me but not anymore so idc Abt her feelings at all
Yeah

🫶🇮🇱🧃
Oh hi
IT ministry ne form kholi haii internship ke liye 15K stipend
huppy beday
Thank u @north palm @sleek otter 🫶🫶
Happy b'day!
Thank u thank u @amber monolith @golden agate

@dull thistle happy birthday 🎈
@dull thistle chalo chocolates baato sabko 
Happy Birthday, @dull thistle ! 🎉😘
Wishing you a day filled with happiness, laughter, and everything you love. Thank you for being someone I can look up to, laugh with, and count on through every moment. No matter how much we argue or tease each other, I’m always grateful to have you in my life. May this year bring you success, good health, unforgettable memories, and all the happiness you deserve. Keep chasing your dreams and never stop being the amazing person you are. Have the best birthday ever — enjoy your special day to the fullest! 💖 🫂🫂

@dull thistle happy birthday to you!!!!
...give party and send cakes !!

@dull thistle Happy Birthday
🌹 🌹
(Aapko jaanta nii hu, prr aapka din mast jaaye)
Good morning
Good morning 🌄

morning good hogi tere gharpe
Jsk
Bc mere bday pe itne wish nhi aaye 

@golden agate dekh Rahe ho 

Aaja mere ghar aake upma khaa le !!

Ewww

Upma kon khata
oreo ka packet samaapt krr gya dudh k saath

Bklodo tum log bhukke mrne laaym ho
Aapne breakfast krliyaa !!!?
Apni maa ko bol cooking skill improve kre 
Yaa to baap ko bol maa badl le

Meri khana ni bnati
Subhe subhe mere munh se gaali khaayi asswin ne
👽 alien
Mereko bachpan se Upma se nafrat hai 
Gaan marale !! 
Hi
pyaare pyaare bhole bhole chhatro
Asswin ki choice Boht chutiya hai
You first
Jai shre krishna!! 
Me 11 baje lunch

Aur mitr. Bhojan hua?
Hn like chai k sath ek do toast ya fr khahra khalo
Shabash
Alien are gender curious right
how is you btw
Toast woast se kuchh naa hove ham krte hain proper brunch !!
Shi hai
Abhi Ghar pe hu toh 3 meals a day !! 
Clg chalu hoga tab 1 yaa 0.5 meal a day ho jaayega !!

Neeli gaand wale alien !! Yaa harbhari chuttado wale alien !! 
Arey wah
Hehe
Mujhe laga mai akela thhusne wala hu
Btw aap log pohe me potato prefer krte ho yaa nahi !!

Jawaab de
Aalu
Yes , aalu taste Acha hota pohe mein
Mai nahi khaun phir bhi ghar wale Daal dete
Biryaani me bhi aalu achche lgte mujhe !! 
same broo
Bengali biryani
Good morning pineapple 🍍 looking very good very nice
50° garmi
kya aap peshe se ladke ho?
Ask them
Me peshe se berojgaar hoo !! 
And unfortunately yes I am a booyyy

Goood
ye toh gender neutral chiz ho gyaa… aapkaa gender btana…
Wut happenn !!
Too much garmi 
Mujhe sb log ladki kyu smjte !! Am i hot to be a male !!??
ohh firto me rude ho skti aapke saath
Aapka naam thoda 
wo uske saamne boujee haina
Koi nhi mujhe gay logo se koi kilass nhi hai
I accept however u r

I am lesbian!!


Introspection
Bhook lag gyi upma lapetne chala !!!


Does this discord have a server tag?
fir aagyi

Nikal
🤣
Doesmt matter bhai ne req bhi bhej di
😭
server leave krdia
Himmat kese hoti

Kya ho kya
Taare Zameen par
Hey guys, I just joined this server. Just tell me when was the last our Supreme Leader actually did something on discord ? 
taare zameen pr hee rehgye bhai oopar ni jaa paare
Achaaa
Bhai hum sab safe hain
Behes
aisa kya 
Woh toh aaplog ke jeans mein h 
Haaao
Gumornin
he called me a bitcg after i said i was a girl
reminds me of "Playing chess like GU"
Ohhh nooo yaaaar sad
Mein usse guccha karunga


Reminds me of .. nevermind

Shi h pr ping mt kra kr yrr or ye bakiyo ko kya hi bolu 🤧
Tu dr. Kyo nhi bn jata fir patient ko bhashan dete rhna ye krna chahiye ye dwai nhi leni chahiye........
😒
Ho gya gym 6:30 pe 
Last month

Good Morning
@outer gale @ivory pilot
Thank uu thank uu 🫶🫶
@crisp frost @devout nacelle
Thank uu thank uu 🫶🫶
Thank u 🫶

Come here take party's and cakesss 😄
Dwarka
Hi bitch
Bye !!
Kyu bhai
Abhi subah pohchi Varna ahmd me hi de deti
Nahane Jaa rha hu
Mane kya kiya

Mic pe dun deep thought
?? Kya
Gaana he
Ohbh accha
36 raftaar karma
Ye bhi gaana hai kya

mithai baato

How are you
Fine thankyou
Mai a junga
send add
Hum se to chutti mehfile
Har shks tera name le !!
Har shks tera name le !!
Har shaks deewana Tera
Kal chaudvai ki raat thi !!

My daughter is going to america
How old r u bro
I'm not alone
Do u really have a daughter
Yes
Hewooo
Mm
Why are u sending her there

English learning
aao tujhe fanta pilata hu
Huhhhhh
Yes why not
She want to connect aplhabet
Lemme guess 17 yr old ??
Ohh bro first time I ever heard this

@tacit dagger aap pure din valorant khelte ho?
Oh
Wtff
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Wthh
How can i
It's complicated
You can't
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Hi
?ban @glass leaf 1d needs to calm down
Nhi horha 😓

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Bye guys
Yeh bachcho ko kyaa khilona dediya mene
Teri maa ki chewww


😓



Bache kya kar rha hai
Bhookh lag rhi hain aaj upma thora kam kam bnaya thaa !!
Tu bta bachu
Gareeb

?ban @rose quartz
Me theek hu tu schl ni gaya

Skill issue
@glass leaf 
Same to u

2

4


Mujhe ye shakti kab milegi?

Uska chatna hoga




?ban help
Mee
Skill issue
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?help


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Kyu hai yeee





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Lavden bhojyem

Goodnight






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that's what

What's that
pfp me aap ho ? 

Hn ji

Love u
Ye tanmay hai



Ye konsi chudail hai

tanmay kapoor ? 🦕

1/25
Tanmay kapoor bhi kuch tha kya
Tanmaya se yaad aagya

@tacit dagger
Hamesha active rehta hai ye
Kya ho gaya sabko
Valorant khel rha
Esi hi jindagi chaiye mujhe exact
Din bhar game
😍
thi*
Asli jindagi tho dhawal ki hai

Ohh sry tag ho gaya ig
@rose quartz
Ab voh ayega
Ohh sry tag ho gaya ig
best of luck 🦕
hein?
Aagaya dekho
are are 🦕
Apko Bina tag ke tag kse hote hoo
Aap laalu yadav ho kya
Potato
Yes tanmaya
🥔 or🍠
desh nikala mila ya nahi 🦕

आलू यादव
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aapne nudes' manga tha ? 🦕
कालू यादव
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