general-chat

[past garnet]

Context

[glass leaf]

Yeh bihari lame jokes me khushi dhundh rhe

[maiden fjord]

ab iss lodu ko jeetu bhaiya ki bhi jhante chahiye

[stable tusk]

lmao

[past garnet]

2/25

Ratio badha rha

[maiden fjord]

🤣

[past garnet]

[maiden fjord]

ashish chat mein bhi aja

[glass leaf]

Wakey wakey !! @distant pawn

[quartz aurora]

Bc mujhe abhi joke smjha

🤣

[stable tusk]

lmaooo

[past garnet]

[maiden fjord]

lode ne block kr diya

[past garnet]

I love you 1/25

[quartz aurora]

😭

[past garnet]

🤣🤣

[maiden fjord]

ragebait

[stable tusk]

fr

[maiden fjord]

🤣

[stable tusk]

successful

[past garnet]

Boujeee bacha hai yaar cutu kidd

🤣🤣

[stable tusk]

cry aa gya

[maiden fjord]

awwww

1/25

awwwww

[past garnet]

We are sorry babu @glass leaf

1/25 times

[maiden fjord]

ale babu

[past garnet]

🤣🤣🤣

[glass leaf]

[maiden fjord]

awww

[stable tusk]

call karu baccha?

@maiden fjordki pitti kar du?

[glass leaf]

Mujhe bachcha bolraa bkl !! Khair kisi ke secrets nhi btata wrna keh deta !!

[past garnet]

[glass leaf]

[maiden fjord]

apko pura 25 bana du

[quartz aurora]

😭

[past garnet]

🤣🤣🤣

Aryan ruk ja

Let him catch a breath

[maiden fjord]

ok yar

[past garnet]

[maiden fjord]

[past garnet]

Oye hogya ab mat bolo.

Bechara abhi jaga hai subeh subeh

[prime zinc]

Bhechod ye bhijli vibhaag wale ki uski ma ka bhisda bc

[past garnet]

Inverter lagwa le gareeb

[prime zinc]

Subha subha light kaat di bkl aadmi ne

[past garnet]

@glass leaf gussa nhi ho dekh sab chup hogye

Cutuuu

[prime zinc]

Inverter nahi lena itne jaldi

[quartz aurora]

Yaad rkhna 2/25 isi ne bola tha 👆

[maiden fjord]

are ye to ashish bhai ke 2/13 hain

[prime zinc]

[past garnet]

🤣🤣

[past garnet]

😭 🤣

Ashwin ko pelo , boujee ka dose khatam

[maiden fjord]

boujee

[glass leaf]

🦆

[past garnet]

We love you

[glass leaf]

I am duck

[maiden fjord]

[past garnet]

2/25 times

😭😝

[quartz aurora]

😂 bkl

[maiden fjord]

ruk na pa rha ye

[stable tusk]

the boys dekhu kya ?

maine ni dekhi

[maiden fjord]

han

[quartz aurora]

Rukja rukja bolke ye tabse bole jarha

[past garnet]

Homelander kutte ki maut marega ,

[glass leaf]

Bihariyo ki m@a ke bhosre me baal nhi aate kyaa jo tanmay bhatt ke ginn rhe !!

[quartz aurora]

Yes it's peak

[past garnet]

Abey chup

[glass leaf]

[past garnet]

Boujee gussa hogya oye

Chup kar jao

Sab

[stable tusk]

mere dost bolre mat dekh

[past garnet]

Boht huaa

[stable tusk]

isse accha dark dekhle

[maiden fjord]

wo smj nhi ayegi jldi, boys explore kr

[quartz aurora]

Kitni acchi ending thi yar rona agya

[past garnet]

Ashwin ko lapeto

[quartz aurora]

[past garnet]

Bhai maja aagyaaaa maja

[maiden fjord]

boujee yr

[glass leaf]

Bihariyo ko apna iq level ptaa hain khud se bolraa smj nhi aayegi boys dekh

[past garnet]

Bhai jab Homelander ki power khatam hui aur uski aukaat pata chali bhaiii butcher uska baap nikla

[quartz aurora]

Aur kuch lundfakiro ko ye ending bhi hajam nhi hui

[stable tusk]

tum konse state se ho?

[quartz aurora]

[past garnet]

" I will eat your shit " ~ Homelander , Abey sale kabhi chutki me khopdi masal deta yha

[quartz aurora]

I will suck your dukhh 😭😭

[maiden fjord]

is lode ko lgta hai , ki blocked text ko tap krke padhne se ye cool ban jayega

chutiya

[past garnet]

hizru boy Homelander

[maiden fjord]

[glass leaf]

Reply seekhle aryan

[distant pawn]

Waket wakey kya 6 baje uth gya tha gym karka aya hun i live a healthy life

[past garnet]

Nahi bhai 2/25

[quartz aurora]

Dhoowal bhai

Wo dialogue he

[glass leaf]

Iss lode ko lgaa ki lame joke milk krne se funny hojaayega

[past garnet]

Ruk ja lafde mat kar

[maiden fjord]

tera custom khtm

[past garnet]

Itna kuch hai bhi nahi jitna tu offend horha

[quartz aurora]

🤣 ek min me aukat pata chal gyi

[stable tusk]

said by " one who is racist about bihar "

[quartz aurora]

Whi na yar green gya

[glass leaf]

6 bje !! To me khaana khaaya

[glass leaf]

Jnl !!

[stable tusk]

jnl kya hai

[past garnet]

2 kodi ka joke tu khud has ke jane deta , tabse offend horha isiliye bol rhe sab ignore kr

[maiden fjord]

kuch nhi tha usmein

[past garnet]

Han

[maiden fjord]

it was just 1/25

[past garnet]

Ye chidh gya bs

[quartz aurora]

😭

[glass leaf]

Subhe dimaag ka bhosra krdiyaa !!

[past garnet]

Unblock kar sabko gadhe

[maiden fjord]

tanmay wala part kon laya tha

[past garnet]

Mai

🤣🤣

[stable tusk]

lmao

[past garnet]

Arey nahi ye khud laya tha

[quartz aurora]

Tum logo ko kyu lagta he @tacit dagger shave nhi karta hoga

[maiden fjord]

nhi , draft to isne bheja tha

[past garnet]

Ashwin flex kr rha tha

[quartz aurora]

😭

[past garnet]

Isne bhi apni haath dho li

Behti ganga me

Fir pela gya

😭😂

[ivory pilot]

Admins paise kama pa rahe hain?

[stable tusk]

nope

[glass leaf]

Bahut jyaaada

[maiden fjord]

@cinder steppe boost maro bhai

[quartz aurora]

Ashwin abhi jan bhujke nhi arha chat me

[past garnet]

Boujee khana khaya aapne ?

[past garnet]

[past garnet]

Wohi pela jayega sabse jyada

[maiden fjord]

pata hai halki ho jayegi

[glass leaf]

Bc issi mahine boost kiya tha yeh chutiyaa sv

[past garnet]

Ekaki likhega

[quartz aurora]

[past garnet]

Ekaki keliye collaborate kr rha tha

Ashish se

[glass leaf]

Paise barbaad bc !!

[stable tusk]

chalo me jaata

[past garnet]

[past garnet]

Kya hogya

Boujee ??

[glass leaf]

Thora aur so lena chahiye

[past garnet]

Boujee ko sachme bura lg gya

Sorry bhai

[maiden fjord]

are boujee chill yr

apko monster pila deta hu'

[past garnet]

Block kr diya isne

Ab dm bhi nahi kr skte

Ye tanmaya manayega isko ,

Mana bhai

[maiden fjord]

@quartz aurora oye

[past garnet]

Abey has mat madharchod

[maiden fjord]

tanmay kaha mar gai

[glass leaf]

Thode din block rho

Shaanti rahegi chat me

[past garnet]

Sorry bhai

[glass leaf]

[past garnet]

Areh man ja na

[glass leaf]

[past garnet]

Pizza khayega?

[distant pawn]

Job pai nahi Jaana?

Apni mashuka ko yaad karo yawr itni rat ko muja kyu karha

Gayab to ho hi jata ho

[prime zinc]

Hi

[ivory pilot]

Kya kar raha Ashwin

Sota nhi h kya tu

[proper shell]

Ello

[prime zinc]

Insta pe baddies dekh rha

Baddie toh soyi Hai isliye insta pe

[ivory pilot]

Tu sota nhi h kya

[prime zinc]

Sota hu bas 5 ghanta

[wary crag]

[ivory pilot]

Abey ek chiz samjh nhi aaya mere samne engine room h waha se train operator chalata h samjh aa gaya par ye reverse mein kaise chala raha waha toh koi nhi h

[ivory pilot]

Kyu bhai

Abey coffee abhi yaad aaya

Bc mein kab se pareshan tha mujhe nind kyu nhi aari

[prime zinc]

Uss taraf engine hoga

[ivory pilot]

Abhi yaad aaya ki mein ne 2 cup black coffee piya h

[wary crag]

Internal motor reverse ho jaati hai

[ivory pilot]

Lauda nind aayega

[prime zinc]

Ek baje saare kaam krke sota hu , 6 baje run krne chala jata hu

[wary crag]

✂️

[ivory pilot]

Kaha se bhai mein ne dekha piche toh woh lal aur hari jhandi lekar hilate rehta h

[ivory pilot]

Oh good boy h tu toh

[prime zinc]

Jo route pee aap ho it's steep route

[brisk wagon]

Yooo

[prime zinc]

Toh aage double engine rehta aur piche bhi double engine

Ek station pe halt karke they change the direction of the engine and the route

[ivory pilot]

Bhai isse mera bachpan ka trauma h

[ivory pilot]

Ohh acha

Aisa kya

Sahi h

Toh bc piche Wale kya karenge?

Unka kya kaam

Abey ye train ki bhi driving school hoti h kya?

Kabhi suna hi nhi

[golden ermine]

sirf locopilots

ko milti traiing

[ivory pilot]

Ohh tu chalati h kya?

[prime zinc]

Yes unko training milti hai

[golden ermine]

nhi mere koi rishte m h vo chalate

[ivory pilot]

Acha

[golden ermine]

are bhai jo b chiz abi govt k hath h uska driving scl nhi hota

[ivory pilot]

Hein wah yrr iska bhi licence ka scene h?

[golden ermine]

tum seekke b kya krloge jab govt chalari h to

[golden ermine]

nhi iska sirf padhai se nata h exam clear kro gendu

[ivory pilot]

Acha

[ivory pilot]

Ohh

[golden ermine]

yes dear

[ivory pilot]

Acha

Abey potty nhi ki kisi ne aaj 😭 kisi ko himmat nhi train ka washroom jaane mein

[prime zinc]

Haan , woh route mein toh mast scenic views hote hai ,

[ivory pilot]

Oh acha

[prime zinc]

Exam bhi tough hota

[ivory pilot]

Abey isme kya hi h

Aram se koi bhi chala lega

Bss patri change karne mein laude lagenge baaki set h

Brake aur speed mast aata h

[prime zinc]

Nahi hota

Knowledge bhi hona hota hai

Aise hi chalayenge toh derailment honge

[glass leaf]

Suck my dukh

[glass leaf]

More than required!!!???

Yeh kyaa inglis hain bencho

[prime zinc]

Oh fuckk

Sorry

Neend mein kuch bhi likh doya

[devout nacelle]

Hola babies morning

[stable tusk]

mornin

[wary crag]

Hola señorita

[hallow river]

LUST

[devout nacelle]

Hola baby

[wary crag]

😳 you bbg

[devout nacelle]

Hows u

[wary crag]

I m fine, how's your life going

[devout nacelle]

Good not good

[wary crag]

School nhi aaj?

[devout nacelle]

2 saal se chord diya

[wary crag]

Then ab?

[devout nacelle]

Hy @arctic willow

[devout nacelle]

Vapis join krungi june me offer letter aa gya hai 4 mahine pehle

1 june

[wary crag]

Ye yash vo nhi hai

Congrats 🎉

Party when?

[devout nacelle]

Kon

[devout nacelle]

Tqtq

[devout nacelle]

Aaja

[wary crag]

Next layover gujarat me hi lunga

[devout nacelle]

Done

Bata dena

Yash Kumar ha janti hu tag thik hi kiya hai

[wary crag]

Ohhh

Galat dekh liya tha

[wary crag]

Yessss

[devout nacelle]

Hn

[devout nacelle]

Aur bata

[wary crag]

Bss meeting ka ek aur to wait kr rha hu

[devout nacelle]

Oh

[ivory pilot]

Good morning mam

[glass leaf]

Jyaada khaaliyaa

🫃

Mkc

[devout nacelle]

Morning

[ivory pilot]

Aab zyada tame lagega bathroom mein

[devout nacelle]

🤰 🤰

[ivory pilot]

Kaisi ho

[devout nacelle]

Chl rha

[glass leaf]

Biryani dekhke control nhi hota

[ivory pilot]

Wow congratulations 🎉 mama ban gaya

[glass leaf]

🫄

[ivory pilot]

Chest pain kuch kam hua?

[devout nacelle]

Hehe khana khane k baad ban na mama

Abhi beth rhi

[devout nacelle]

Fhal rha

Chal

[mellow sage]

Chup chutiye

[ivory pilot]

Ohhhh acha

[glass leaf]

Isabgol dhundhna padega

[ivory pilot]

Ok

[devout nacelle]

Bn

[devout nacelle]

Me du ?

[ivory pilot]

Kkrh

[glass leaf]

Ab bas koi baahar jaane ko naa bol de

[mellow sage]

Kkrh kon bolta h boujee

2026 me

[glass leaf]

Give !!

[mellow sage]

[glass leaf]

Me thori bola bhai

[devout nacelle]

Kam walk khana tv

[glass leaf]

I think I am gonna throw up

[devout nacelle]

Orange vala ya white vala

[glass leaf]

🫄

[mellow sage]

Me twreko puchra hu kon bolta h

[glass leaf]

White wala

[past garnet]

[devout nacelle]

Ok

Dudh me dalke ya pani me

[glass leaf]

Mai ekdum uncle jese dkaare maa rha hunn

[past garnet]

Dudh me dal ke isabgol kaun pita hai?

[glass leaf]

Burpppp!!! Hari om mata rani rksha kree

[ivory pilot]

Oh acha

[glass leaf]

Paani me !!

[past garnet]

[ivory pilot]

Mere liye jiju dhunda ki nhi?

[devout nacelle]

Ayurved me bataya tha

[past garnet]

Gussa ho kya

[devout nacelle]

To pite hau

[past garnet]

Biotech wale ho na aap

[glass leaf]

[devout nacelle]

Fr lelo ye lo

[glass leaf]

I remember somthing

[devout nacelle]

Ny mila re ye @arctic willow kaha bhav deta

[past garnet]

Yaar mood aaj Boht bekar hai

[devout nacelle]

Hn

[glass leaf]

Ik your adress diyaa !!

[golden ermine]

potato saale tu har kisi k dm m hai

aur teri vo iit bandi kaha gyi

[past garnet]

Kaise hooo

[devout nacelle]

Hahha

[ivory pilot]

Wow ye kon h?

[past garnet]

Long time no see

[golden ermine]

yo im good

[devout nacelle]

Yash

He

[golden ermine]

muje shamshan se utha ke leaye

[ivory pilot]

@cobalt ocean

[past garnet]

Mere bina ?

[devout nacelle]

Khana kha k vc chalte kon kon ayega react

[golden ermine]

tu gyaa kab tha

[golden ermine]

abe hn

[past garnet]

Mai udhr hi pda hu

[golden ermine]

potato ajayega

[ivory pilot]

Ohh iske baare mein nhi pata kon h

[glass leaf]

Waha kyaa babao ke saath fuc rhi thi

!!??

[golden ermine]

are to m aungi nikalne

[ivory pilot]

Mein train par hu

[golden ermine]

babao ki bhang mst nashe

[past garnet]

U have bad intentions

[devout nacelle]

Mein train me hun *

[past garnet]

Kya chal rha life me

[glass leaf]

That sounds wrong

[ivory pilot]

Chup na thappad marunga na aise mood 2km dhur gerega

[past garnet]

Tum bhi kaise ho

[glass leaf]

Niche aajaao gaand jal jaayegi

[devout nacelle]

Thik wbu

[past garnet]

Mai bhi

[ivory pilot]

Ohh yeah

[ivory pilot]

Hahahahahaha

[golden ermine]

is colony m izzat vaise b nhi h kahi b giru

[golden ermine]

are tum b kro hawan

[glass leaf]

Has kyaa rha hain niche aa !! Galti se wire pakdliya to teri batti gull ho jaayegi !!

[ivory pilot]

Koi nhi

[glass leaf]

Pak ki missile jese phatega

[past garnet]

Fire crackers ki toh fielding set kr di Homelander ne

[prime zinc]

[past garnet]

Aagye tun

[golden ermine]

yarr bss har jagah tabahi h aur logo ki tabahi sunke hasi ati h

[ivory pilot]

Niche aa gaya bhaiyaa woh network nhi aara tha toh upar gaya

[prime zinc]

haan yaar bore hora , pdhai krke aaya

bc kitna likhna pdra fuckkk

[golden ermine]

yar meri fati padhi h ab jeeya ni jata

[past garnet]

Sadist, badhiya hai mai thoda ignore karta hu rotdu logo ko

[rose quartz]

Melody kahaoge

[ivory pilot]

Mera hindi thoda thoda chalta ayooo

[glass leaf]

Abhi yamraj ko call lag jaata !!

[golden ermine]

fr mai b

[glass leaf]

Woh bhi videocall

[rose quartz]

Taklip

[ivory pilot]

Tu mere yaha Aja phir dekh

[golden ermine]

potato apna train trip m phone smbhal lio log bahar se cheen lete h

chor

[past garnet]

Achaa

[ivory pilot]

yamraj ko lagaya tha busy aa raha tha

[golden ermine]

are yr me tuje ek kissa sunati hu ek banda bhosrika meko puchta airbnb chalogi mtlb vo mera dost tha and still he asked

[past garnet]

Kya kr rha hai tu

[ivory pilot]

Iska matlab tame hai abhi

[glass leaf]

Ruko woh irl meetup krne aayege !!

[rose quartz]

Aus pe bhi train chor hote hai?..

[glass leaf]

[golden ermine]

kuch mardo ki wajah se muje mard samaj bura lgne lgta

[past garnet]

Aisi vibes mat diya kro

[ivory pilot]

Ok then?

[glass leaf]

Same same but different

[golden ermine]

are mne nhi di bro

[ivory pilot]

Same

[past garnet]

[golden ermine]

tuje koi larki puchi kya

[past garnet]

[ivory pilot]

Ye sale mard hote hi aise hain

[golden ermine]

tuje koi larka pucha chi gay tha

[prime zinc]

Projects aur logs

[rose quartz]

Koi tho bkl aurat banne ka natak kar rha

[golden ermine]

oh larka pucha ? gay shit

[rose quartz]

[past garnet]

[ivory pilot]

Arree lavdi

[past garnet]

Mai kuch nahi bolunga , boujee hates me uski subeh barbard ki hai

[prime zinc]

oh bc , Anirudh ravichander aur Kavya maran ki shaadi hori

[rose quartz]

Ooo balle balle

[golden ermine]

are vhi to mne bola mtlb kya tera airbnb kehta nhi bs u r lil sad no ,, to chill krenge tum apna kaam krlena me apna kaam krlunga maz krenge khana order krenge

[ivory pilot]

Bore horaha train mein

[golden ermine]

bencho bahar b to ja skte h

[glass leaf]

dekha dekhi pe aagyi !!

[ivory pilot]

Hmm

[past garnet]

Acha mtlab wo ldka bura hoga , wese ladki log Boht mixed signal deke fir clown bana deti ladke ko

[golden ermine]

are idk yrr tu itna attractive h mtlb koi b puch skta

[ivory pilot]

Hmm

[golden ermine]

hate me too

[rose quartz]

Potato tho Potato jese hai

[golden ermine]

nhi die the bro koi signal m to sirf chtyiya baat krti hu usk alawa romance lov factor nhi rkhti kiisi se

[golden ermine]

are to u would be lucky agar puchleti to

[prime zinc]

ka hua chicha tumku?

[glass leaf]

I hate the people who don't like candies

[past garnet]

Aap achhi mahila ho yaar , no hate

[golden ermine]

han ekdom ahaahaha

mne b yhi kaha tha

[past garnet]

[glass leaf]

Kyaa be

[rose quartz]

Mene dekha ni bas suna hai

[glass leaf]

[rose quartz]

[golden ermine]

are vo chor me bs usk sath game khelti thi to frndship thi normal baaki vo senior h m usse career advise li thi

to baate thi

to ek din mera dimag chud gya and glti se mne use call krlia

[past garnet]

[golden ermine]

to meko bolta

[rose quartz]

Muje debate karne ka man karha

[prime zinc]

yaar mera insta aur twitter ka shudikaran karna hoga

[golden ermine]

are mne to deka h hehe

[glass leaf]

Airbnb jaane me kyaa burai hain !!??

[golden ermine]

daru se shudhikaran hotah account ka insta p

[past garnet]

Acha fir ?

[golden ermine]

krwalo

[glass leaf]

Daaru piyo chill maaro mze mze

[past garnet]

Merko dikh rha hai usko kyu lga hoga tum ha bologi

[golden ermine]

koi burai nhi h pr m uske sath kyu jaungi voto mera dost h ya to hum sb dost jaye party kre types

[prime zinc]

deactivate hi krdunga

[rose quartz]

Bc ye yt pe aaj Kal kese feed aa rhi hai

[golden ermine]

mai han kyu bolungi (jab vo hot nhi dikta)

[past garnet]

Segs karne ka man nahi hoga bhai

[rose quartz]

Koi brestfeed kar rha tha

[glass leaf]

To tum dono akele Airbnb me jaane wale the !!??

[past garnet]

Aur bnb me ludo thodi khelenge

[rose quartz]

Bitches aa rhi hai

[ivory pilot]

Abey ye patri mein bhi speed breaker hota h kya etna jhatka kyu maar raha hai bhai fat rhi h

[glass leaf]

Air bnb me cameras hote lodu

[past garnet]

Acha

[golden ermine]

kuch nhi mera ek interview ganda gya tha usi reason mne use call kia
aur vo mera mood light krne ka upay airbnb btaaya

[past garnet]

We confident

[prime zinc]

hoga hoga , as i said !

[rose quartz]

Me bhi future me airbnb open karne ka socha rha

Bhot sahi profit hai

[past garnet]

Damn. Load release = light feeling

[rose quartz]

Goa is good for airbnb

[golden ermine]

to benchod vo vhi to bola

[past garnet]

Koi nhi segs sugs ki kami rehti hai ladko me , maaf krdo usko

[rose quartz]

Par udher land bhot expensive hai

[glass leaf]

Bhai pune me ek Airbnb mila thaa pahado me akela villa !! Bc paas me bada sa lake and mausam ek dum mast kaale baadal bijli bencho kyaa mazee aaye the waha !!?

[past garnet]

Badhiya

[prime zinc]

@golden ermine chicha aapku KPHB maloom hyderabad mein ?

[rose quartz]

Acha kya price tha

Swimming pool tha

[glass leaf]

47k

[rose quartz]

How many days

[past garnet]

Kitne din ka

[glass leaf]

2 days

[rose quartz]

Wtffffff

[past garnet]

Cheap thrills

[rose quartz]

[glass leaf]

[rose quartz]

[past garnet]

Gareeb sala

[rose quartz]

Ru u fucking serious

[ivory pilot]

#pictures par dekho

[glass leaf]

Haa bhai kaafi jyaada bdaa tha !!!

[golden ermine]

madarchod log h

[glass leaf]

[ivory pilot]

Kuch ajeeb dikha mujhe

[ivory pilot]

#pictures

[rose quartz]

Nah that's cap

[golden ermine]

han re

pr m bhut door rehti udhar se

[glass leaf]

Aaye haaye

Yeh kyaa dikha diyaa

[prime zinc]

udhr kholo Airbnb mast profit hota

[glass leaf]

Nhi dekhna railways ka bathroom

[rose quartz]

47k kisi ki salary hogi

[glass leaf]

Spiler ka tag lga deta lawde

[glass leaf]

Not per person maadharchod

[golden ermine]

ye khidki p number kyu h
pvt segs k lie call kre wala ?

[past garnet]

Itne se pet bhar jata ha?

[ivory pilot]

mera dimaag kharab hua dekh kar toh tumlog ka bhi karwa du

[rose quartz]

Then how many

[golden ermine]

mera stipend tha -10k krke

[glass leaf]

7 persons !!

[ivory pilot]

Haan ache se dekh

[past garnet]

Kabhi kabhi lagta hai suck my dukh ek bot hai jo sirf gandi batein bolta hai

[golden ermine]

sala meko apna lyf ni settle krna hyd
bs dui saal idhar rehenge

[glass leaf]

Og usse villa bolege Airbnb nhi mb mb

[ivory pilot]

Aur ek toh mc mein jab bhi train mein pehli baar washroom gaya hu sab indian h

[rose quartz]

Ohh tho ese bol na chutiye

[golden ermine]

itna judgemental kyu ho bachpan m mama n touch krlia tha kya

[prime zinc]

Indian railways isliye badnaam hai , all Gutka stains , Unwanted posters , unwanted things on the trains and stuff , ek toh louda bc Minister kuch action leta nahi ,

[ivory pilot]

Western seat kaha

[prime zinc]

acha

[ivory pilot]

Kya kar sakte hain bhai

[glass leaf]

Achchaa hua western nhibhain wrna imagine kitna gnda hota woh !!!

[past garnet]

Nhi bs majakiya observations observation ko hindi me kye bolte hai

[prime zinc]

Ek side western aur uske opposite mein indian hota

[past garnet]

अवलोकन

Majakiya avlokan

[glass leaf]

Hasyasprad avlokan *

[past garnet]

मजेदार अवलोकन

[ivory pilot]

Wahi but mujhe mil hi nhi Raha ek toh indian toilet dekhte hi dimaag ka bosdaaa ho jata h

[rose quartz]

Stipend matlab voi na job lagne ke baad dete hai for accessories and all

[glass leaf]

Intern

[ivory pilot]

Acha

[glass leaf]

Intern

[prime zinc]

interns ko milta

[glass leaf]

Stiepan is too fancy

Call it bheekh / dihadi

[past garnet]

Boujee unblock kr

[rose quartz]

Acha

[prime zinc]

ek article hai Indian railways invest 100s of crores just to clean gutka stains on the platfrom and the trains

[glass leaf]

Kr diyaa lwde

[rose quartz]

Hmm

[past garnet]

Add kr mujhe

[strong plume]

Majdoor

[glass leaf]

Aryan bsdi wale ko nhi kruga !!

[rose quartz]

Ak aur bihari kaha gaya

[glass leaf]

Lawda pkd

[past garnet]

De

[glass leaf]

[rose quartz]

[ivory pilot]

Abey woh sab nhi hone wala India me gawaar log ka gadh hai india

[glass leaf]

[prime zinc]

Bhai mereko bahut ganda lagta hai bhai , mai khud railways se hu South mein it is always clean and neat

[glass leaf]

[past garnet]

Baat toh sahi hai

[glass leaf]

Ek baar dbaya

7 baar chala gyaa

[rose quartz]

20 logo ko pakdo sabko 3k doo ho jaega kaam

[past garnet]

That's what she said

[glass leaf]

He*

[past garnet]

Lesbians

[ivory pilot]

Tu railway mein job karta h?

[past garnet]

[ivory pilot]

Hmmm

[prime zinc]

Nahi

[rose quartz]

Candy ka refuel jaldi hota hai

[past garnet]

Potato bhai thode buddhu lagte hai

[ivory pilot]

Isliye jab bhi india aata hu bhar kar gaali deta hu

[ivory pilot]

Kyu

[past garnet]

Kya matlab

[rose quartz]

[ivory pilot]

Kya kara

[past garnet]

Nahi aise hi aapki image hi aisi hai

[ivory pilot]

Toh

[ivory pilot]

Aapne mera image kaha dekhi?

[prime zinc]

Fathersaab

[rose quartz]

Firse dead

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Hello

[ivory pilot]

Acha

[past garnet]

Image matlab photo nahi aapka jo pratimbh hai is samaj me wo

[ivory pilot]

Wahi puch raha hu

[past garnet]

Aise hi

Bs texts pdh ke

[ivory pilot]

Photo ki baat nhi kar raha

[rose quartz]

Kya bak rha mc

[ivory pilot]

Acha Aisa kya

Theek h nhi karta hu text

[past garnet]

Bhai kya acting ki tune aaj tak

[ivory pilot]

[past garnet]

Actor laga ke baitha

[past garnet]

Arey yar sorry

Mai toh bs yu hi bola

[prime zinc]

@ivory pilot Howrah Station ke bahar , Boat ka complex hoga uske thik bagal mein Ek Shop hai Mast Dal makhani aur Roti deta garam garam , khao

[past garnet]

Aaj mai Boht jyada active nhi hogya idhr

Sab boujee ke vajeh se

Chalo bye guys

[prime zinc]

buyeee

[rose quartz]

Bye

[knotty tiger]

hi

[quartz aurora]

@ivory pilot tune ye kisika number kyu dal diya he 😂

[glass leaf]

[near sedge]

Arnab ke ghr wala h koi

[golden agate]

[urban turtle]

Where is @frozen dew

[rose quartz]

Ted is ted

[mystic oasis]

hie

[golden agate]

Hume khed hai

[prime zinc]

@quartz aurora abey ye Subhshree Sahu kaon hai Odisha wali , bht naam aara uska ?

[golden ermine]

paryaveshan

[golden ermine]

han han

bachi hu case krdungi

[prime zinc]

mereko subha se uske upar hi tweets dikh rahe

[golden ermine]

bachi jaisa dik ni rha kuch

well i dont mind

[golden ermine]

oh

[prime zinc]

😔 Kya ho gaya aajkl ladkiyo ko

uske maa baap bhhi kuch nahi bol rahe

beti apna ang pradarshan karke paise lari uspe khake baithenge mst

[golden agate]

Crush hai wo hamari 🥰🥰

Kuch matt bolo uske liye

[rotund hinge]

...

[prime zinc]

bachi hai woh

[golden agate]

Nahi hai

😡

[prime zinc]

bro tf 19 yeara

[golden agate]

Tum kitne saal ke ho

[prime zinc]

20

[golden agate]

😡

[prime zinc]

[golden agate]

Chhote bachhe chup

🤫🤫

[prime zinc]

brohh ye anuv jain ke gaane baja rahi meri behen

😭

[quartz aurora]

Leak hua tha iska kuch

[prime zinc]

Kalyug

[golden agate]

@glass leaf Subhashree k khilaf bol raha hai bat leke taiyar raho 🤬🤬

[quartz aurora]

Usne khud kiya tha

[prime zinc]

aazao

[rose quartz]

[prime zinc]

lehhh , paisa kuch bhi karwa skta

[rose quartz]

Kon hai be

[golden agate]

Chalo maarte hai isko

[rose quartz]

Gan marte hai iska

[golden agate]

Stump leke aao fir

[glass leaf]

Kom hain bkl larr chatt !!!!

[golden agate]

Ashwin

[glass leaf]

Ass win teri meee ki chewww

[rose quartz]

Subhashree devi ki jai hoo

[golden agate]

[prime zinc]

[glass leaf]

Shubhu ko kyaaa bolaa maadhar

[golden agate]

Jhaat

[rose quartz]

Asswin

[glass leaf]

?ban all-rule

[prime zinc]

[glass leaf]

?help ban

[prime zinc]

[glass leaf]

?help

[golden agate]

?ban

[glass leaf]

[rose quartz]

Isko article 69 ke hisab se arrest karo

[glass leaf]

[golden agate]

Pahle gaan me stump karo

Iske

[glass leaf]

Waise mene ek theory sochi hai

[golden agate]

Kaisi

[rose quartz]

Idher aa be lavle

Laga diya stump done

[glass leaf]

Mms jo hote hain woh kahi news pe yaa jabrjasti nhibdikhate logg !! Logg khud search krte hain and download krte hai

[golden agate]

Ab cricket khelte hai

Uske baad maarenge

[glass leaf]

So agar kisika mms leak hua to jo log dekh rhe hain woh logg criminal

Hie

Aur jiska mms hain woh victim

To randy kon huaa

[golden agate]

haan

[glass leaf]

Victim yaa jo mms dekhte hain woh log

[rose quartz]

Log sirfdekte hai

[glass leaf]

[rose quartz]

Karte ni hai kuch

[golden agate]

Abe jo porn dekhte wo kya hai fir

Porn bhi to ban hua tha

[rose quartz]

Voh ak service hai

Jese utube

[golden agate]

[glass leaf]

To kisi ldki ko randy bulana ..??!!

Cuz of explicit content

Make you randy too !!?

[golden agate]

mod

[glass leaf]

[rose quartz]

Nahi randy tho ni bula sakte

[glass leaf]

Watching suits

🦦

[golden agate]

me to Arrow dekh raha

[rose quartz]

Becos they provide us we watch it

[golden agate]

🏹

[glass leaf]

Rachel and donna !!

[ivory pilot]

Sex chahiye isse

[glass leaf]

Jessica mommy

[golden agate]

Oliver Queen

[glass leaf]

[rose quartz]

Lana rodes

[indigo umbra]

[plucky notch]

[golden ermine]

abi sb sogye

[topaz drift]

wao

kaise se haii sab

[prime zinc]

Hi chicha

[prime zinc]

Hi lode

[past garnet]

Mai jaga hu

[golden ermine]

to soja

kawwwweee

[mellow sage]

Kahase lau

[prime zinc]

Mai soya hu

[mellow sage]

[golden ermine]

fir jaga kya h

[mellow sage]

Mai hagg rha hu

[topaz drift]

bc light chali gyi bhari garmi me

feels like 54 mkc

[mellow sage]

Kitna h temp

[topaz drift]

41 degrees hai , lekin humidity ke wajah se 54 hojata

[shy garnet]

Kaha?

[topaz drift]

Chennai

[shy garnet]

Hmm. Mumbai ka bhi same haal

[mellow sage]

Tu mumbai se h kya?

Lagti nahi

[golden agate]

[topaz drift]

[prime zinc]

Jaga is jaggery

Hum tere pyaar mein saara aalam

[ivory pilot]

Wow metro kaafi mast h

[prime zinc]

Kho baithe

[prime zinc]

Underwater mertro

[ivory pilot]

Haan? Sach

Kaise dekhu?

Arey mc ladies seat mein baith gaya

[solid basalt]

Just say you are trans

[ivory pilot]

Lavdi ne utha diya mujhe

[prime zinc]

Jab metro mein jaate wqt blue color ka line aaye , toh woh blue hai bolke pata chal jaata hai

[prime zinc]

Water*

[dapper robin]

[still scarab]

@dapper robin

name chaange?

[dapper robin]

Discord par neww hu to name dekhe sabh ke ajib hai to mene bhi karliya 😂

[dapper robin]

Kaisa laga ??

[shy garnet]

[prime zinc]

Hi

[golden ermine]

ok

[prime zinc]

Chicha bore horu

[paper vault]

caht

tu

[prime zinc]

Die

[paper vault]

dont talk to my child like that

[prime zinc]

Ok aunty , as you say

[languid plover]

kyu bacca

[prime zinc]

Shall I call my pappa he'll deal with your mumma

[languid plover]

Hi

[prime zinc]

Hieee

[quartz aurora]

Pehli ride free wali ride rapidooo

[prime zinc]

Louda bht jyada paisa leta hai

[quartz aurora]

Mere city me rapido nhi chlta

[prime zinc]

Aayega

Tier 3 haina

Abhi tk tier 1 aur 2 mein hi hai

[golden ermine]

abe htt meri to gan lgi padhi h

mne kaam ni kia

aur muje aa b nhi rha

[golden ermine]

usko city ni bolte shyd

[civic arch]

hiee

[prime zinc]

Kya kaam hai?

[mossy flame]

@quartz aurora Ohh no .. RIP Homelander

[golden ermine]

are teku smjh ni ayega

merko khud ni aarela

[prime zinc]

Nighty

[prime zinc]

Konsa ?

[golden ermine]

ofc yr

[prime zinc]

Batao toh smjh lega hum

[golden ermine]

aur abi mger se sath bat krungi but abi o busy h

busy h fir b msg krke puchti h

wht is ur t shirt size

[languid plover]

kya kaam hai

[civic arch]

😭

[prime zinc]

Mger ko maar daalo

[golden ermine]

i said depends on the brand to kehti rupa ka

bencho ye log t shirt dere ya baniyan

[quartz aurora]

Yes

[languid plover]

manager se baat karao

[golden ermine]

she is o ok

[prime zinc]

She hai toh chalta hai

[quartz aurora]

To kya bolte he

[languid plover]

Village

[golden ermine]

town

gaam

[quartz aurora]

badhia hua

[golden ermine]

fir mne use m btaya size

idk bhai kabi m kbhi s

meko savana ka xs b ata

abi kaise btau

[prime zinc]

Chaddi aur baniyan ke ?

[golden ermine]

are nhi tops k

[prime zinc]

Acha

[quartz aurora]

Mene 2024 me Bjp ke khilaf kuch and Snd tweet Kiya tha aj download kiya twitter likha arha your account is suspended

[civic arch]

lol

[golden ermine]

hn ye mere sath b hua tha kuch saal phle

fir mne ajtk twitter p new acc ni banaya

[civic arch]

yeah toh gadbad hain deva

[quartz aurora]

Banane hi nhi denge esi policy he unki

[golden ermine]

mere sath to dc p b hua tha mne dc admin ko kuch boldia tha

[prime zinc]

Mera safe rehta account

[quartz aurora]

[prime zinc]

Anti sirf kisi aur ke tweet ke neeche krta hu

[civic arch]

hru

[golden ermine]

kuch khurafati kro

[ivory pilot]

Acha pata nhi

[quartz aurora]

Ulta latak ke fan pe fan on krdo

[quartz aurora]

Good wbu

[prime zinc]

Khana kha leta hu

[civic arch]

main bhi thik aur kkrh ?

[prime zinc]

Bc ye 9 to 5 wale Kitna khate hai bc

[mossy flame]

Lol

[gloomy lance]

Bhai ye cockroach party zyda hi following legyi

Ban incoming

[maiden fjord]

hogai

naya account on the way

[prime zinc]

Overeating ho gyi

[ivory pilot]

But mujhe ye samjh nhi aaya ye banda toilet mein kaise likh diya woh bhi mirror

Aaj kal dc mein kaafi logo ka account hack ho gaya

[azure slate]

Ded chat

[ivory pilot]

Sala ignore kar diya shahtir

[languid plover]

Hi

[azure slate]

Mujhe nhi idea kya chat chal rahi thi pehle

[rose quartz]

Office gaye nai aaj

[maiden fjord]

[rose quartz]

Rn 🐬

[azure slate]

Tumhe kaise pata

[rose quartz]

Bc sab muje bhul kyu jate hai 😭

Kya batau

[azure slate]

Woh thik hai lekin tumhe kaise pata chala me office nhi gaya

[rose quartz]

Ye work hours hai

9 to 5 karte ho na

[prime zinc]

Bro it is so fkin funny how entire youth is drooling over that 19 year old girl

[rose quartz]

Who is that girl

[distant pawn]

Itni garmi buba rai buba

[rose quartz]

Ohh mms wali

[maiden fjord]

Ye sb kya dekh rha hai tu

[rose quartz]

Aapse hi sikha hai

[maiden fjord]

Mai nhi krta ye sb

[rose quartz]

Juth mat bolo yr

Wait lafda chl rha hai aya bas

[maiden fjord]

@flint dagger

[near sedge]

Damn duo 8 🥹

[maiden fjord]

najar mat lga theek hai

[glad smelt]

srimp

[proper snow]

Hi

[near sedge]

Bolo bbg

[glad smelt]

abhi tak nhi soyi yr

[near sedge]

Omg 🥹

[glad smelt]

n I'm not even feeling tired

[glad smelt]

☹️

[proper snow]

New

[near sedge]

It happens sometimes aaj accha neend aajayega raat mai

[glad smelt]

pakka na

[near sedge]

😋theek hai chacha

[near sedge]

Lets hope for the best

[maiden fjord]

hi nepali

[proper snow]

Nice emoji

IPL?

[near sedge]

Kya kr rahi

[limpid frigate]

Disturbia

[glad smelt]

yess

[glad smelt]

gaane sun rhi

wby

[glad smelt]

hii

[near sedge]

Same

[maiden fjord]

[glad smelt]

yayay

[limpid frigate]

Aryan

Kartik ka bestfriend

[near sedge]

Did you make the rabbbit in your pfp

[glad smelt]

naww

[rose quartz]

Sach batao ye apka hi kaam haina

[maiden fjord]

i support them

[glad smelt]

someone sent it to me and i found it cute toh bas lga dia

[glad smelt]

gay couple or wht

[maiden fjord]

they are straight

momo

[glad smelt]

acha

sorry

mb

[rose quartz]

Meri wali kabhi mili ni

[near sedge]

Apko kisne bataya

[maiden fjord]

harkatein aisi hongi to milegi hi kyu

[maiden fjord]

aryan se puch rhe ho tum

[rose quartz]

Me kesi harkatain karta hu

[paper vault]

Ew

[maiden fjord]

hi bolke, feet pics mang leta hoga

[livid blaze]

PYGMY

[rose quartz]

Ni bhai voh aapse seekna rehgaya

[maiden fjord]

i don't need feet pics

[golden ermine]

vo tu mirror m hi dekleta hoga apna thopda

[maiden fjord]

acha

ok

[devout nacelle]

[ivory pilot]

Aapse guchha hu

[devout nacelle]

Y

[ivory pilot]

No talks

[prime zinc]

Hi

Oye bc kya mast neend aari holidays mejn

[modest acorn]

haina

[winged gust]

Bhai ye samay se baat kidar hogi

[balmy dagger]

chhakka party

[livid blaze]

20k/hour

[livid blaze]

hi ji

[toxic wave]

Hello cutie

[devout nacelle]

Hi

[devout nacelle]

Hi

[toxic wave]

Ssup ssup kaisi ho ?

Kidhar ho ?

[tender drum]

Hi

[ivory pilot]

@livid blaze salam chacha

[maiden fjord]

+1 for pfp change

[balmy dagger]

kya h

ye bhangi sa server ded rhta h kya

always

chi bhai

gandu sa server

[devout nacelle]

Not good

[ivory pilot]

Ki hoya