general-chat

[fluid lotus]

mai bhi marr sakti hu

[glass leaf]

Ajj kitna boring day hai

[livid blaze]

@ivory pilot ask her

[fluid lotus]

wot

[glass leaf]

[ivory pilot]

@fluid lotus Shaadi karlo isse

[languid plover]

height kitni hai

[glass leaf]

Potato 🥔 chipsss

[prime zinc]

hi

[glass leaf]

Cb is underage

[fluid lotus]

mai toh choti hu

[glass leaf]

Mfs

[prime zinc]

hi bojjeie

[livid blaze]

perfect

[past garnet]

Bhaiiii

[prime zinc]

hi potato

[ivory pilot]

Hamare yaha chalta h perfect

[past garnet]

Dekh liya episodeeee

[glass leaf]

[fluid lotus]

uss se matlab?

[languid plover]

hi

[past garnet]

Homelander diesss likeee a ratttt begging butcher to forgive even ready to eattttt his shi.... Literally

[ivory pilot]

Hi

[past garnet]

Broooo

[prime zinc]

hi cb

[languid plover]

haan

[past garnet]

😭😭😝😝😝

[fluid lotus]

ok

[prime zinc]

phch gyee nepal ?

[languid plover]

kutte ki maut marega

tu

ek din

[ivory pilot]

Chalo rishta pakka @livid blaze

[hoary linden]

Hello guys, anyone who has a luma fusion premium apk for free please I want it. It is an editing software. For Android tablet

[fluid lotus]

jaha maarungi waha tak aaram pouch jayegi height dont worry

[past garnet]

Kaun hai re

[languid plover]

now what to do

[languid plover]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Acha

[glass leaf]

Hello new here

[languid plover]

Now what to do

[past garnet]

Tum aao hibernation se bahar

[fluid lotus]

ji hann

[livid blaze]

[past garnet]

Bhaiii Homelander ko butcher ne pel diya pechkas se

[hoary linden]

Hey do you have it?

[languid plover]

[fluid lotus]

aagai

[languid plover]

do you wanna have it

[fluid lotus]

[prime zinc]

[fluid lotus]

darr kr rehna mujhse

[prime zinc]

no frnd

[past garnet]

Yea aagai hi likha tha ye autocorrect bc

[prime zinc]

ok bye

[glass leaf]

Toh hum kyaa kreww meowdarchod

[past garnet]

Kaise ho

[prime zinc]

[glass leaf]

[languid plover]

[fluid lotus]

wahi hai jo hai

[past garnet]

Chup sala gandu na mard , the boys nahi dekha tune chutiya

[fluid lotus]

ded

[hoary linden]

Yeah man. Editing is a demanding skill in this era I need to learn

[glass leaf]

🪷

[fluid lotus]

shushh

[glass leaf]

Bjp

[past garnet]

Are yar , aise nhi bolo

[languid plover]

wasn't talking about editing and stuff

[ivory pilot]

Bacche ke baare mein discuss karle?

[fluid lotus]

[past garnet]

Aaj mera mood Boht mast hai bhai 4-5 saaal kaaaaaa Wait aaj khatam huaaa

[past garnet]

[fluid lotus]

kyu?

[fluid lotus]

shaadi hori h aapki?

[languid plover]

[hoary linden]

So what

[past garnet]

The boyssss ka finale episode the monster died like a rattttt

[hoary linden]

?

[fluid lotus]

[gloomy lance]

[glass leaf]

[past garnet]

Nahi 😝 usme time hai yarr mujhe krni hai wese

[glass leaf]

Spoilers mkb

[past garnet]

Chup sala anpadh , dekha toh hai nahi

[fluid lotus]

[past garnet]

Hurts

[sleek jacinth]

Spoiler nahi bkc

[languid plover]

[glass leaf]

Yeh shows spoilers ne toh vaishya o ko bhi maat dedi hai

[past garnet]

Bhaiii khopdi khol diya butcher ne Homelander ka

[glass leaf]

[fluid lotus]

meant to

[past garnet]

Visually hurt

[fluid lotus]

kya hai

[fluid lotus]

[glass leaf]

🦦

[past garnet]

Kya chal rha jeevan me

Where you from

[sleek jacinth]

Bilkul jaise maine teri mummy ka salwaar khola tha

[glass leaf]

[fluid lotus]

[languid plover]

nai bataunga

[fluid lotus]

padhai chalri thi bore hogai

[languid plover]

kya padha

[past garnet]

kitni gandi gali deta hai tu , tere papa tujhe pitte nhi?

[glass leaf]

Pura din toh idhar rehti ...padhaaiii !!!

[hoary linden]

Hello Aditya where are you man? You have it the software

[urban turtle]

wapis pdhne jaoooo

[fluid lotus]

data visualization

[languid plover]

ye kya hota hai

[sleek jacinth]

Sorry yaar🙏

[languid plover]

nahi re laude

[past garnet]

Ye idhr rehti hai kya bhai merko ye 2 saal ke baad active dikh rhi hai @fluid lotus

[past garnet]

Thik hai wapis mat dena

[fluid lotus]

aapse toh kum hi rehti hu onln
toh rehne do

[prime zinc]

maahi ve

tere mere naina

[languid plover]

mujhe sardi hai

[glass leaf]

Me toh vella hu !!!

[fluid lotus]

did i ask u kya kru?

[languid plover]

kya mujhe nahana chahiye

it's been 5 days

[urban turtle]

nhiiii

[languid plover]

since i last took a bath

[fluid lotus]

anpadho ke bass ka nhi

[languid plover]

thanks

[past garnet]

Nahi fossil ban rha hai tu

[hoary linden]

Are pahle Bata deta laude. Pata chal gaya Tera lauda chako wala hai

[prime zinc]

nahane se kam ho jta

[languid plover]

💔💔💔

[languid plover]

ab kaise hoga

[livid blaze]

ask her

[languid plover]

alas ara hai

[livid blaze]

about baccho*

[fluid lotus]

wahi na abhi 2-4 dinn se bich bichmai aari hu ussmai bhi yeh velle logo ko bolna hai

[languid plover]

our little comedian

[glass leaf]

Are yaar koi intership me reff lgado

[prime zinc]

[glass leaf]

[fluid lotus]

[urban turtle]

change ur name with chottiadvance

[fluid lotus]

no

[tame trout]

[past garnet]

Koi nhi , chalo byeee mai chalta hu mai khali nahi aap logo jese

[languid plover]

gol roti

advance choti

[past garnet]

Bye boujee

[glass leaf]

Sidha sidha bolo ...

[urban turtle]

it's cool ig

[languid plover]

thighs moti

[tame trout]

Biwi moti

[past garnet]

[tame trout]

Ouh

[languid plover]

bbw

[urban turtle]

sorry bhaiii maaf krna

[fluid lotus]

@livid blaze yeh log mujhe bully kr rhe hai
kuch bolo inko

[languid plover]

kyu

[glass leaf]

Indirect speech me baat mat kro mujhse !!

[fluid lotus]

[livid blaze]

naam btao kon kr rha

[languid plover]

thik krrhe hai

[languid plover]

mai

[fluid lotus]

aditya boujee

[fluid lotus]

yeh id se bhi ban krwadu?

[urban turtle]

chottibachii is not chotibachii anymore

[glass leaf]

Me kab bully kiyaa

[languid plover]

bhai aaj ranchi jana tha phirse passport ke kaam se

soye reh gaye

kutta jaisa maar khayege

[past garnet]

Unaditya hai kya tu

[fluid lotus]

u did'

[languid plover]

[past garnet]

Mai nahi kiya na

[glass leaf]

Solly

[languid plover]

agar yahi baat agayi hai

[past garnet]

Mai acha bacha hu

[languid plover]

to karwa do

[glass leaf]

[livid blaze]

@glass leaf to accha insaan tha

[languid plover]

kya he bolna aur

[languid plover]

nahi nahi

[fluid lotus]

aap jao na

[past garnet]

Anpadh hai sala

[glass leaf]

Hain *

[languid plover]

ek aur aditya tha na jharkhandi

[past garnet]

Mujhse baat ki hai tune ?

[languid plover]

yes scribble khelte the

[glass leaf]

Tujhse toh jyaada hi pdha likha hu

[languid plover]

batman saggy shayla tu mai aur 4-5 log

[past garnet]

Meri 3sri id hai ye

[past garnet]

Chup

[glass leaf]

Adha Nepali aadha bihari

[languid plover]

to dalle

[glass leaf]

[languid plover]

ja sala

[past garnet]

Bakar bakar bol rha hai ye

[fluid lotus]

dekh liya bhai kuch bola hi nhi '

[past garnet]

Theek hai yar

[past garnet]

Mai achha hu

Aise gali nahi do

Mai achha ladka hu

Pdhne wala

[languid plover]

sorry

[past garnet]

[languid plover]

raunak madarchod

[past garnet]

Teri paravarish kharab hai ,

Aise nahi bolte

[languid plover]

to

[past garnet]

Be good to strangers

[languid plover]

sry

[languid plover]

Ok

[past garnet]

Nice

[languid plover]

raunak apka topa khol ke chaat jau

lap lap lap

[glass leaf]

Raunak wa chinnaar

[past garnet]

Mai ja rha hu bhai sale tum gawaro ke bich nahi rehna

[fluid lotus]

maine toh pehle hi bola tha aapko jaane

[languid plover]

duniya salaamaan maare ji ji kehn laate eh ne

[glass leaf]

Bhaag budbak

[languid plover]

boujee chakka

[glass leaf]

Me bhi chala sone !!

[languid plover]

kiske sath

[glass leaf]

Bye cb

[languid plover]

ek baap ka hoga to nahi soyega

so gaya to 19 baap ka

[prime zinc]

ya rabba

[jagged thorn]

Hie

[prime zinc]

hiee

[fluid lotus]

bye

[prime zinc]

Chotibachi kais hai

[fluid lotus]

cash hu?wtf

[crisp frost]

And .

[prime zinc]

kaisi hai

[crisp frost]

How much cash ?

[fluid lotus]

aapka egjam haina aap jao

[fluid lotus]

marri hui

[crisp frost]

break le sakte na

So harsh

[fluid lotus]

nhi

[prime zinc]

kisne maar diya , bachi ko ?

[crisp frost]

can't focus

[fluid lotus]

kal maine 5min baat kne bulaya tbhi nhi le paye break

abhi lere ho

[crisp frost]

[fluid lotus]

[crisp frost]

I don't do vc anymore

[fluid lotus]

iss duniya ne

[crisp frost]

[fluid lotus]

ok vro

[urban turtle]

i will save you

[prime zinc]

Duniya toh zaalim hai bachi , jeena seekh lena chahiye

[fluid lotus]

no thenks

[fluid lotus]

wahi sikhri hu

[prime zinc]

pls save yourself from yourself

[languid plover]

Hi

[prime zinc]

ye hui na kuch achi baat !

seekh kr mreko bhi sikha de

[urban turtle]

aayein baingan

[fluid lotus]

tb tak mar dalegi

duniya

[crisp frost]

Like i do but i rarely speak ase without apointment

[languid plover]

kyu

[prime zinc]

arey duniya se lad lena

[crisp frost]

Hello

[prime zinc]

duniya badi meow hai

[languid plover]

kya lena

[languid plover]

Hi

[crisp frost]

Hello

[fluid lotus]

nhi rehne do ab mujhe nhi krni aapse baat

[languid plover]

Hi

[prime zinc]

fite

[glass leaf]

Light chali gyi

[languid plover]

lad

[glass leaf]

[languid plover]

19 baap ka hote hote bach gaya

[crisp frost]

Well good for you 🤍

[prime zinc]

tum ko

[glass leaf]

Kis bharwe ki nazar lg gyin

[fluid lotus]

[glass leaf]

[fluid lotus]

khudki hogi dekhlo zara

[crisp frost]

[glass leaf]

Teri mkc

[languid plover]

trre baap ki chust

[fluid lotus]

blocking like how he did

[glass leaf]

[languid plover]

o ranjhe bachchiyan churaiyan 12 sal

[glass leaf]

Mera nini tem khrab krdiyaa

[languid plover]

achahua

[urban turtle]

[glass leaf]

[languid plover]

[glass leaf]

Yeh light walo ki toh

[fluid lotus]

[glass leaf]

[languid plover]

ho ishq beparwah

ho ishq beparwah

jehda karda wafa ohnu milni sazaa

[glass leaf]

Although inverter hai

Lekin ac nhi chlta uspe

[languid plover]

to kya hua

[quaint shuttle]

ikr

[languid plover]

flat me rehta hai kya

like kis floor pe hai room

[glass leaf]

Kyunki ac hai hi nhi mere pass

[languid plover]

hi oath

hijde

(sorry)

[prime zinc]

hi

[languid plover]

[maiden fjord]

Ek to ye bache

[quaint shuttle]

hostels dont have ac eithe

r

[regal lagoon]

Kapde bechne wala aditya hai kya

[quaint shuttle]

i miss home so much

[urban turtle]

oh mein keha

[languid plover]

as far as i know they do

[quaint shuttle]

mine doesnt

[languid plover]

yea lkke

there are separate hostels

[glass leaf]

[languid plover]

for air conditioning and separate for table pankha

[quaint shuttle]

no i dont have that option

i dont study in manipal

[glass leaf]

Me toh ghar pe hi rehta hu

[quaint shuttle]

sorry

[crisp frost]

well ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[glass leaf]

[maiden fjord]

@frozen dew

[crisp frost]

Itni garmi mai

[languid plover]

russi nu gucci ya koi gehna sohniya

[crisp frost]

Ac bina

[glass leaf]

Liptop ki kami

[crisp frost]

Kese so

O gye

[glass leaf]

[crisp frost]

[languid plover]

mere top ke apne lip lagayega?

[glass leaf]

Cooler hain

[fluid lotus]

[glass leaf]

Paani daalke so gyaa tha

Lekin bnd hogyaa ab

[prime zinc]

bhai cooler nani ke ghar mein hota tha

[glass leaf]

[clear nexus]

Kya baat h

Cb in chat

[prime zinc]

kitna mast cooler tha

[fluid lotus]

@finite crescent

[mellow sage]

[clear nexus]

Dhanya ho gye hm to

[languid plover]

foxy chutia

[prime zinc]

ek baar paani daalne se poora din chalta tha

[languid plover]

Hi jager❤️❤️

[fluid lotus]

[prime zinc]

abhi nani ka ghar bhi nahi ja skta

[quartz aurora]

@golden agate @maiden fjord abe predictible ep tha lekin accha to tha yar

[glass leaf]

Yeh kon hain !!

[mellow sage]

Aditya chuutmarika

[clear nexus]

Hi love how are you

[languid plover]

foxy gandmara

[fluid lotus]

coo/er

[quartz aurora]

@distant pawn

[languid plover]

am doin fine baby wbu

[prime zinc]

omg this

humour

[mellow sage]

Aditya aditya

[glass leaf]

Achchawww

[maiden fjord]

Abhi nhi dekha

[clear nexus]

Neet tk rukhe the kya🤣

[glass leaf]

Mere pronounce dekhe hain !!!

[languid plover]

foxy foxy

[glass leaf]

Mat dekhna

[quartz aurora]

dekhne ke baad batana

[clear nexus]

I also good bbg

[prime zinc]

misssu issu lissu loduuu

[glass leaf]

Dekhliye kyaa

[mellow sage]

Jaegermeister

[languid plover]

laine aa nazare baby kamm ae he roz aa

[maiden fjord]

Miss u

[glass leaf]

Mager jagga

[maiden fjord]

[prime zinc]

@mellow sage

[maiden fjord]

Why miss u

[mellow sage]

Balti mugga

[maiden fjord]

No miss u

[urban turtle]

ghaint ghaint

[mellow sage]

Kya reee

[languid plover]

dekh yaar di jutti ch kinni chamak ae chamak ae

[fluid lotus]

mera neet se kyaa lena dena

[prime zinc]

ssup

[glass leaf]

[clear nexus]

It’s jägermeister

[languid plover]

aaja aaja baby do your thing

[languid plover]

❤️❤️

[maiden fjord]

Jaggery powder

[clear nexus]

🕺 msti nhi rukhni chahiye

[mellow sage]

latrine nahi aayi thi ek dinse toh anxiety hora tha ab aagyi accha lagra h

[clear nexus]

Hello

[mellow sage]

Tu bata

[glass leaf]

Our lil comedian!!!

[languid plover]

true

[mellow sage]

bhai mereko kisine bola mahi ki ye chadhti nahi

Bs mehengi h

[languid plover]

kitna funny hai boujee

[urban turtle]

i'm doiiiinggggg my thinggggg

[maiden fjord]

@near sedge kitna padhegi,

[glass leaf]

Oye light aagyi

[clear nexus]

🤣 accha nhi tha kya mujhe lga tha

[glass leaf]

Lekin ab neend nhi aari

[languid plover]

ima do my thing hota hai

[glass leaf]

[prime zinc]

Loose ya solid ?

[urban turtle]

ik ik

[clear nexus]

Gadha h vo, best daaru h

[mellow sage]

Vibratoor charge krle ab

[fluid lotus]

no

[urban turtle]

chill

[maiden fjord]

Raat mein to chali hi jayegi light

[glass leaf]

Aaajeygi neend ka kyaa mkb

[languid plover]

aayi he nahi to loose solid kaise dalle

[maiden fjord]

Firse

[glass leaf]

[languid plover]

true

[glass leaf]

Teri mee ki chewww

[languid plover]

saale ne kabhi pi he nahi hogi

[prime zinc]

ab hogyi bola hai woh pdh

[languid plover]

aisehi bol diya hoga

[mellow sage]

Both mic

[glass leaf]

[mellow sage]

[prime zinc]

[languid plover]

sorry

[maiden fjord]

Is mahine to roj YHI scene hai

[languid plover]

thandi jager pini chahiye

[glass leaf]

Jd No.7 is best

[languid plover]

devta

❤️❤️

bombay sapphire bhi pasand hai mujhe to bhot

[mellow sage]

Boujee toh magic moments vala hai

[glass leaf]

Bandar ka moot

[languid plover]

wow

[glass leaf]

[languid plover]

piyega

??

[prime zinc]

bhai ye insta wale itne mc aadmi

[glass leaf]

Me dikhat hu tujhe kon pita hain magic moments 1 min

[languid plover]

now what to do

madarchod

[glass leaf]

@languid plover check pic

[languid plover]

chale gaddi me snoop roll karke smoke

[prime zinc]

kal vaibhav ne A banaya half century pe

[maiden fjord]

Insta ka rr dc mein krne wale

[prime zinc]

log bolte uski gf ka naam Aditi bolre

isliye a banaya

[maiden fjord]

Nhi akriti hai

[mellow sage]

Magic moments kaha dikhri h usme

[prime zinc]

kitne madarchod hai bhai

[languid plover]

ladki hai kya

[prime zinc]

@maiden fjord dm

[languid plover]

kitna vodka pita hai

madarchod

[maiden fjord]

Ok

[distant pawn]

Dekhna hi jara bas

Aka bata ta hun

[mellow sage]

@distant pawn

[glass leaf]

@mellow sage

[distant pawn]

[quartz aurora]

dekh dekh badhia ep he

[mellow sage]

sab hi hai usme

Magic moments nahi h bs

[glass leaf]

Dusri wali pic me thi lekin woh delete ho gyi

[mellow sage]

abey me peeta hi nahiii

[glass leaf]

Yeh tum log jo pictures bhejte woh auto matic download ho jaati

Esa kyu

[maiden fjord]

Nhi

[glass leaf]

???

[mellow sage]

Vo tune settings vese rakhe h

[languid plover]

#pictures

[mellow sage]

Kisine galti se noods bhejdiye toh seedha gal me save

[maiden fjord]

Ye chutiya bj

[languid plover]

ye ek flat hai kolkata me humara uska photo hai

[glass leaf]

I see Dewars !!

[glass leaf]

Send urs

[mellow sage]

Crazy shit bhai

[languid plover]

aur bhot saara ni hai isme ek aur flat hai newtown me usme hai

agla baar jayege to bhejege

[languid plover]

[glass leaf]

Papa ke shelf me blenders pride pdi hai

[languid plover]

pilo

💦💦

[glass leaf]

Blue label gaayab ho gyi

[languid plover]

sala blue label

[glass leaf]

Iska mtlb papa ne peee li chupke se

[languid plover]

bakwas lagta h hmko

hm do teen baar

[glass leaf]

[languid plover]

piye hai

yamas hai ek jagah yahan

wahanpe

[glass leaf]

Me nhi Peeta

[mellow sage]

#pictures

Blue riband toh petrol hai bhai 😭

[languid plover]

kuch aya nahi hai

wow madarchod so aesthetic

beta ballantines bhi hmko bhot kadwa lagta hai

ek baar piye hai

[glass leaf]

Minti jamun

[languid plover]

minty jamun to neat pi jayege

banger

tasty

meetha meetha

[glass leaf]

Me dry state me rehta hu

Tum log saalo mumbai and jharkhand wale

Apne aesthetics ke hisaab se chun skte ho

[maiden fjord]

[languid plover]

daaru nahi pina chahiye

[glad smelt]

guys

[glass leaf]

Yeh @mellow sage chkhnee sunflower seeds khaata hai

[languid plover]

kharab baat hota hai

[glad smelt]

wassup

[languid plover]

kya

[languid plover]

Hi

[glad smelt]

kya kya

[glad smelt]

hii

[languid plover]

💔💔💔

[prime zinc]

ye tumhari meri baatein

[languid plover]

daaru ni pina chahiye

haina @glad smelt

[glass leaf]

[prime zinc]

rock on

[glass leaf]

[languid plover]

kharab ladka h tmlog

chi

nasha krna achha baat ni hai

[glass leaf]

Woh khud bewdi hai

[languid plover]

haww

[prime zinc]

baatein suron mein

[languid plover]

shame shame

[prime zinc]

baatein geeton me yuhi dhaltee rahe

[zinc quest]

Chatgpt ki jagah claude use kro😌

[mellow sage]

Hai kadva pr sasta daru

[languid plover]

gemini pro

[languid plover]

sala chutia hai kya

[prime zinc]

Claude ne mere ek baar Laude laga diye the

[mellow sage]

Exxactttllyyy

[languid plover]

sasta kahan hai

thik hai

[glass leaf]

Karva daaru hi achcha hota hau

[languid plover]

anything above 2000 is mehenga

[zinc quest]

Its mostly good for images , shitbox for everything else

[glass leaf]

Yeh meethe log

[languid plover]

nahi

[zinc quest]

How

[mellow sage]

Ehehehehe best chakna

[languid plover]

i only use calculator and google pay

[mellow sage]

1800 ka ata h 😭

[zinc quest]

👌 best

[prime zinc]

i had made an app using claude it had so many bugs and stuff that the app got deleted

[glass leaf]

Demn yaar yaha magnum lene me gaand phatt jaa rhi tum log 1800 rs ke daaru pee rhe

[languid plover]

yahan 2700 ka ata h

[zinc quest]

Cursor use kro code k liye and multiple code reviews

[mellow sage]

Ha duty free lete hai hum

Aur army canteen bhi h

[languid plover]

achhha

[glass leaf]

Kese !! Airport

[languid plover]

plain wala

photo

wo bhi 21-22 sau ka aata hai shayd

[prime zinc]

will do it , it was for a hackathon abhi toh khtm ho gaya

[mellow sage]

Yessiirrr

[glass leaf]

Papa army me gaand ghis rhe beta yaha !! Daaru lapet ke aesthetic pic leta hai

[zinc quest]

Hum toh prod me push krdete seedha 😊

[glad smelt]

haan

[mellow sage]

Mere papa toh doc hai

Dost ka id hai

[glad smelt]

oye jhooth ni bolte

[languid plover]

to army canteen kaise hai

[languid plover]

wow

❤️❤️

mujhse dosti karoge

[mellow sage]

@glad smelt Kya reee

[languid plover]

true

[mellow sage]

krlunga

[languid plover]

Ok

[glass leaf]

Sach hi toh bola hain !!

[languid plover]

fir daaru piyege

jager kitne ki aati canteen wali

[mellow sage]

Greens fookta hai?

[glass leaf]

Stash khtm ho gyaa thora sponsor krde

[mellow sage]

Malum nahi 😭😭 kabhi vo section gaya hi nahi

[languid plover]

kyun

[quartz aurora]

aree bc ballentine lover h ye to

[mellow sage]

Mehenga daru h yaarr

[languid plover]

foxy kahan se hai

[glass leaf]

How does a army canteen look like

[mellow sage]

Mumbai - nashik

[languid plover]

jameson and bombay sapphire lover forever

[glass leaf]

[languid plover]

ooo wow yar

shehri piyakkad

[mellow sage]

100 ka packet or what

[glass leaf]

Bewdo ki jannat

[zinc quest]

Try santra

[glass leaf]

Nhi hain utne bhi

[mellow sage]

Gaadi chalaunga

[glass leaf]

[languid plover]

kyu

[mellow sage]

Krdunga sponsor ek J

[languid plover]

try dabangg

[quartz aurora]

jameson ek baar try ki h ballentine bhi sexy si thi

[languid plover]

yaar gaanja nahi pina chahiye

[zinc quest]

Ye kya hota h

[languid plover]

santra brother

[quartz aurora]

ballentine valentines day pe hua tha

[glass leaf]

Gaanja kon pita hain !! Me nhi pitaa

[zinc quest]

Acchaa

[languid plover]

jameson goat hai

[glass leaf]

[mellow sage]

Santra ors lagta h lowkey

[glass leaf]

Marijuana

[languid plover]

jameson ke aage kuch nahi

[zinc quest]

Faaa , pia h?

[mellow sage]

Yess

[zinc quest]

Bhai sahab

[quartz aurora]

abe pi le bhot hasi ati he non stop

🤣

[languid plover]

jab mera apna paisa hoga to mere ghar ke aquaguard se bhi jameson niklega

[zinc quest]

Santra suntra mt pio

Udjaoge

[languid plover]

sune hai par ni pasand ata

cigarette bhi hm

3-4 try kiye hue hai

[glass leaf]

Santa ka santra kyu peena hai

[languid plover]

bakwas lagta hai

[glass leaf]

!!!

[mellow sage]

Hum logo ne meed banay tha new year pe apple cider ka

[languid plover]

bas forest fusion ek aata kuch purple colour ka

wo badiya hai

[glass leaf]

Gudang garam the absolute goat

!!!

[mellow sage]

8% alcohol

[quartz aurora]

ciggerate mene 15 fuke the mere asthama ke result ke din

[mellow sage]

Arey chutiyee

[zinc quest]

Garam paani me shehed aur nimbo daalkr pio

Best

[mellow sage]

Cigg mt fooko bhai G fooklo

[languid plover]

chi

[glass leaf]

Jaldi marega

[quartz aurora]

i still remember that day ab to puri ki puri chod di he

[glass leaf]

[languid plover]

hookah i love

mere pas ek 4000 ka hookah pot hai

[glass leaf]

Vape krne wale maa ke lode

[quartz aurora]

demn

[glass leaf]

[mellow sage]

pot ka kya karuuuu

Flav kitne ka h

[languid plover]

jis khidki ka photo bheja hai maine

ussi flat me

rehta hai

[quartz aurora]

hookah to sirf hotel me piya he

[glass leaf]

Watermelon 🍉

[quartz aurora]

wo doodh wala

[mellow sage]

teri umar kya h

[languid plover]

😔😔

[quartz aurora]

18

[languid plover]

hotel wala hit karta hai

ghar wala hit nahi karta utna

[mellow sage]

18 ki umar me lode 15 cigg 😭😭😭

[languid plover]

thora sa

[glass leaf]

Chi under age me itni ciggs !!

[languid plover]

ladki hai?

[quartz aurora]

ladka

[languid plover]

behen ke laude bachche mar jayege saare

19 saal ke hote hote

[glass leaf]

That mf will never see his 30s ig

[quartz aurora]

lg gyi thi latt now what to do

[languid plover]

phuss lulli leke doctor dikhane jana phir

[quartz aurora]

ab to chod di he

[mellow sage]

Gote shrink hojaenge 25 ke pehle hi

[languid plover]

tab thik hai

[glass leaf]

Ab tak to chud gye hoge fefde

[quartz aurora]

sirf ek saal ye gand msti ki thi pura ek saal non stop

[glass leaf]

[quartz aurora]

[languid plover]

tere naal de na saddi baahli lagdi

[mellow sage]

Ab konse nashe krta h?

[glass leaf]

Jd me jagemagga mila ke pee jaao

[languid plover]

drugs leta hai

sui wala

[glass leaf]

[quartz aurora]

no nasha any more only occasionally little bit daru little bit cigg

[languid plover]

brocode me jameson mila ke pi jao

[mellow sage]

[glass leaf]

Maa chud jaayegi !!

Duniyaa ki

[languid plover]

❤️❤️

[mellow sage]

Aaja mera washroom soong le mehka ke rakha h mene

[languid plover]

personal experience

[quartz aurora]

mera ek dost tha 9 class me drugs karta tha nasha mukti kendra bhej diye uske papa usko behos krke 🤣

[glass leaf]

Brocode Boht extreme hain

[languid plover]

beh

[glass leaf]

Extreme taste bhai

[languid plover]

tasty hai lekin

mast lagta

meetha meetha

[mellow sage]

Merese jaati nahi h brocode pr bsss 2 pi lu toh duniya dikhne lag jaati h

[languid plover]

nasha bhi matlab thik thak deta hai

[glass leaf]

Meetha idon't like

[languid plover]

waisa ni jaisa log internet pe hawa banake rakha hai

thik thak hai

[glass leaf]

Uska hangover gaand faad hota lekin !!

[languid plover]

#pictures

[languid plover]

nai sala

[mellow sage]

Hum log bhand hoke kin kardashian ka porrnn dekhte h projector pe

[glass leaf]

Ek baar mere dost ne 2 brocode pee li thi bol rha thi bc peshab krte time loda dukhta hai

[languid plover]

kuch ni hota hai

hum 2 bottle pike 1 ghanta soke ghumne gaye the kolkata me

[quartz aurora]

elephant bhi acchi hi he

[glass leaf]

Never tried

[golden ermine]

bhai ye bouje bhai ap kya krte ho

pure tym screen dc

[languid plover]

to

[glass leaf]

Jobless

Hu

[quartz aurora]

kro ek baar wohi pita ab bas occasionally with whiskey

[mellow sage]

Grey goose

[languid plover]

ho dil utte chalda ae zor ni

[golden ermine]

apne future ki nhi to aankho ki to chinta karo
future to kala h phle hi maan chuke ho kya
aankhen b fudwaloge

[languid plover]

niche

[glass leaf]

I don't dreenk

[mellow sage]

@golden ermine tune fooka hai kabhi kuch?

[golden ermine]

to to to

[languid plover]

to to to to to to

[glass leaf]

I have glasses !! 2.75 in both 👀

[golden ermine]

🤕 is bat p charcha kabi aur

[languid plover]

kyun

[mellow sage]

Pussi

[golden ermine]

mtlb bina specs k kuch ni dikta

[languid plover]

ek baap ki hogi to abhi karegi charcha

[glass leaf]

Yesss

[golden ermine]

tuje kyu .. bencho har chat m ghus ra ek dur se ghusand marungi

[languid plover]

mere 3-3.75 laga hua hai main chashma nahi lagata

liya he nahi hai

[golden ermine]

dedo

[glass leaf]

@golden ermine

[languid plover]

maar ke dikhao

[urban turtle]

bheegmanga but mujhe bhi chahiye

[quartz aurora]

me hi akela andha nhi hun -0.25

[golden ermine]

mere bade papa b hai bro

[quartz aurora]

[glass leaf]

2 baap ki hain

[golden ermine]

since birth i had 2 father and 2mother bade papa mere papa badi mummy meri mummy

[languid plover]

❤️❤️

[golden ermine]

tum logo k kyu ni h

[languid plover]

our little comedian

[golden ermine]

[glass leaf]

Ese toh mere do bade papa hai

[golden ermine]

huamre yaha to hote h

[glass leaf]

[golden ermine]

3 baap ka chokra

yele

[languid plover]

aise to mere 4 baap hai

[urban turtle]

4

[golden ermine]

deka har koi 1 baap ka ni hota

[glass leaf]

Aur ek badi mummy

[quartz aurora]

hamare yaha bhi esa hi scene he

[golden ermine]

fir dikkat kya h

[languid plover]

nahi jis sense me maine bola uss sense me hum sab ek baap ke he hain

[golden ermine]

1 baap ka kab tk rehenge islie dadu ne 2-3 baap die sbko

[glass leaf]

Dadu ke kitne baap the

[golden ermine]

me to 1 god m b ni manti 1 dad m kya manu

[glass leaf]

[quartz aurora]

hamare yaha to ek mid papa bhi h bada mid chota

[golden ermine]

bro mere dadu ek hi the

[quartz aurora]

[golden ermine]

single child

[glass leaf]

Par dadu me stamina kam thaa

[golden ermine]

apke ?

oh

[languid plover]

ja sala

wbu

mere dada bhi single child the

[glass leaf]

Mere par dadu ke 7 bachche the and mere dadu ke 3 mere baap ke 2 mere 0

[languid plover]

aur papa 4 bhai hai

[golden ermine]

mere dadu ka famous dialogue sunati hu
@glass leaf
vo kehte h meri pension se ye bank chalta h 🤣

[glass leaf]

[mellow sage]

Us jamane me single child is crazy

[languid plover]

aur humlog saare chacha tau ke bachche milake 8 bhai hai

[urban turtle]

ahahahaha

[languid plover]

[golden ermine]

oh apme sbse kam stamina lgra mtlb

[glass leaf]

Stamina check krne ke liye koi nhi hai

Raashan laana padega !!!

[golden ermine]

yeah my mom is also single child
ye log padhe like jyada h aur inko future ka phle hi gyaat tha

[glass leaf]

[languid plover]

boost pi boost

[golden ermine]

ration uthake check krwaoge

[glass leaf]

Guess what mera bpl kaa card hai

[golden ermine]

wtf

not possible

[languid plover]

2rs chawal

[golden ermine]

apl hoga

bpl kaise

[languid plover]

yar chawal badiya lagta hai mereko rashan wala

[mellow sage]

Padhai likhai se chodna kam thodi hojata h kya me toh padh hi rha acche se chodne ke liye

[urban turtle]

sahi hai fir oh

[languid plover]

chota me

[golden ermine]

bencho naali saaf krne wale log ho kya

[languid plover]

humlog ka gharme wahi aata tha

jab sab sathme rehta tha

[glass leaf]

Nhi bpl hain meri dadi ka bol ka thaa and usme inheritance me mera name tha

[languid plover]

ek kitchen tha

[tame trout]

[glass leaf]

And my dadi is richer than my father

Ofc

[mellow sage]

single ya taken?

[languid plover]

dadi zinda hai kya

[golden ermine]

wtf nhi mtlb padhe like hote h to sochte h future ka ki baad m ladai hogi ye vo aur inflation ek bache ko jyada resources do jisse uski peedhi ache se fale fule types

[mellow sage]

asking for a friend bhai

[glass leaf]

Uss budhiyaa ki sarkari Naukri thi back in 70s

[languid plover]

thanks bhai you are so caring

[glass leaf]

Phir bhi mere papa ko kuch nhi mila

Sivaay bpl card ke

[golden ermine]

💀 lucky hum logo ka ek side bsiness h ration k chawal daal bechne ka pls visit our godown

if u guys dont eat em

definitely kon hi khata h

[languid plover]

[glass leaf]

Me toh bech deta hu groceries store me

Kabhi kabhi daan dedeta hu

[golden agate]

Obviously

[glass leaf]

Gareebo me

[golden ermine]

chi aise kon bolta h
mere b nani nana dono ki sarkari naukri thi

[golden agate]

Predictable

Comics me to crazy hota hai

[golden ermine]

han same hum log apl bpl walo se khreedte h saste m aur bechdete

[glass leaf]

Budhiya was a bitch !!

[golden ermine]

ye sb dosa idli m use hojata

bade bade restaurants m

[glass leaf]

Budhiya is *

[golden ermine]

demnn so cool

light gyi ac gyaa fuc

[glass leaf]

Same !!!

[languid plover]

ac bech do

[glass leaf]

[golden ermine]

oh abi gya

hn bech dia

puraana wala isi saal

7k m bika mera to profit hogya

[languid plover]

konsi brand ka tha

[quartz aurora]

Dekh liya tune?

[languid plover]

wow yar

[golden ermine]

hitachi tha 10 sal purana

[glass leaf]

Voltas

[languid plover]

mere yahn to ghar se ac khul ke dukan me lag jata hai

[golden ermine]

e log nhi bech pa re the mne kaha me bechri olx p

[languid plover]

universal

[golden ermine]

oh dukan m to ogeneral ka h

dukano m usiki jroort parti

[languid plover]

mere career ka hai

[golden ermine]

ghar m to halka kaam ajata

[glass leaf]

Mere ghar me fivestar ka hain tbh

[golden ermine]

carier h shyd

[languid plover]

aur gharme ek samsung ek lg ek bluestar

[golden ermine]

bpl ye deko bpl

gandwe

[golden agate]

Kal dekhunga ya prolly 23 k baad

[languid plover]

carrier

[golden ermine]

mre ghar m sumo wala h lmao uske me photo ai h sumo wrestler ki

mitsubishi ka sbse acha hota

[glass leaf]

I am not bpl bhai sirf card bpl hai

[golden ermine]

hn hn

fayda to lere naa

yaha itne logo ko khana ni milta sare ameer card banwake char jate

😑 aur teri dadi ka kaise bangya bpl jab unki sarkari naukri thi

[glass leaf]

Nayi tv leni hain 55 inch me badhiyaa nhi dikhta ab

[golden ermine]

sarkari naukri walo ka ni banta

[languid plover]

[golden ermine]

abey aankhen lele nayi

[languid plover]

75 lele

samsung

[golden ermine]

🤕 hum to projector wale log h

[glass leaf]

2020 ahh st

[languid plover]

our little comedian

[golden ermine]

tv dekne k lie tv to ajayegi pr netflix n chill wali kaise ayegi

[glass leaf]

Huawei ka lungaa china se import orwaunga

[languid plover]

kitne me

[glass leaf]

Personal kyuu jaa rhi

[golden ermine]

iska koi bpl katwao

[languid plover]

samsung lele madarchod ke bachche

qled 4k

[golden ermine]

hump b samsung h

but vo gift maithi

diwali k

to bekar h ekdom

[glass leaf]

Sony ka lungaa

[languid plover]

😔😔

[golden ermine]

sasti samsung lgri

[glass leaf]

Maa chuda

[languid plover]

asli paisa boujee ke pas he hai

[golden ermine]

bpl card banwake bachat hori inki

aur kamai b

[languid plover]

qled lena jo bhi lega

[glass leaf]

Nazar mat lgaa

[golden ermine]

🤣

[glass leaf]

Har mahine 35 kg chawal aur gehu aate hai

[golden ermine]

dayum

[languid plover]

bpl card se rasan utha ke rasan ka paisa se tv import kara leta hai

[golden ermine]

ita to hum 1 mheene kha b ni pate

[languid plover]

gehu

[golden ermine]

vhi to inka scam expose kro

twitter p

aj kal k yuva

[glass leaf]

I feel ashamed while going to that shop!!

[languid plover]

chhakke hai

saare

[glass leaf]

[languid plover]

isme ashamed kya hai laude

[golden ermine]

lmao in baggy jeans ?

[glass leaf]

In my car !!

[languid plover]

khana to khana hota hai chutiye

[golden ermine]

kacha baniyan me jaaya kar

[golden ermine]

jobless bich

[glass leaf]

Wahi pehnke jaata hu !!

But woh sando type hain thori

[golden ermine]

mai b

[golden ermine]

han han

[glass leaf]

Shirt pant nikal ke sando and shorts pehnta hu waha jaane ke liye

[golden ermine]

iti garmi m sukoon is kache baniyan fr

[glass leaf]

Ki logg kam judge kre

[languid plover]

biba rakheya ni paisa jod jod jatt da

[golden ermine]

pr uski car deklie car se nikalke line m

[glass leaf]

No line for me !!

[golden ermine]

bhai aj mger k samne dhong krungi dehydration ka

[glass leaf]

Ik that guy

[golden ermine]

tere alwa koi bpl ni hoga

[gaunt wagon]

@past garnet Dekha mene boys ka ep
normal ending thi kuchh extraordinary nhi
but chalega bura nhi tha

[languid plover]

saathon jariyan ni jaandi aa yaran ton duriyan

[glass leaf]

Hote hain !! Lekin me toh sirf otp deke aajata hu do katte chadhake !!

[golden ermine]

hmm