general-chat

[frozen dew]

Ab m chala

Bye 👋

[quartz aurora]

Bhai 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bye kt

[ivory pilot]

Aaj mein lauda dekhte dekhte bach gyi

[tame trout]

Sab vehle hi hain, jo bhi yaha chat kr rha hai vo thoda vehle time me hi aya hai

Tru

[ivory pilot]

Haaaoo

[languid plover]

behenchod

potato ladki hai kya

[tame trout]

Bye 🐲

[ivory pilot]

Tu kolkata mein kya kar raha

[languid plover]

purani photo hai

april ki

[quartz aurora]

Thoda?? Me hamesha yahi hota hu

[ivory pilot]

Abey mein woh ladki ki pov se bol raha hu

[tame trout]

Tabhi familiar sa hai

[languid plover]

lauda dekhega mera

?

[ivory pilot]

Okay ye Newtown ke taraf h na

[quartz aurora]

Ok bye 👋🏻

[ivory pilot]

Abey ruk

[tame trout]

"Ye loda voda mat likho yaar" 🗣️

[languid plover]

ya

[tight flame]

30

[ivory pilot]

@languid plover

[tame trout]

Ek dam se tham si jaati hai chat

[tight flame]

mai dikhti hi nai, kone mai sojati hu

[ivory pilot]

Yaha se mera ghar almost pass h

[maiden fjord]

aree , hi

[tame trout]

Kone me chupte hain jaanleva macchar

[languid plover]

kyun kya hua

[ivory pilot]

Abey susu karna tha mauka nhi mila aur jab Mila toh hug diya

[languid plover]

wow tu kolkata se hai kya

[ancient orbit]

Theek hun tu bataa kesi chal rhi teri query

[languid plover]

susu karega @ancient orbit pe?

[distant pawn]

Ohh gud luck

[ivory pilot]

Nhi mera nani ka ghar h

[maiden fjord]

chutiye summon

[languid plover]

oooo

[ivory pilot]

Bilkul Teri bandi jaise bekar

[languid plover]

wow yar

[glass leaf]

Gaand fati to mene rr chalu krdiya

[ivory pilot]

Yes ofc garam muth dunga isme

[glass leaf]

Me chutiyaa hoo

[languid plover]

boujee chhakka boujee chhakka

[languid plover]

achha sorry

[glass leaf]

Me maadharchod hoo

[ivory pilot]

Yes unka 2 ghar h ek ghar hai saltlake mein aur ek flat

[glass leaf]

[languid plover]

boujee chutia boujee chutia

[languid plover]

wow yar

[glass leaf]

I think about mujhe ganjedi ban jaana chahiye

[languid plover]

ek flat mera bhi hai newtown me

[glass leaf]

[distant pawn]

[ancient orbit]

Meri bandi to hawt hai

[glass leaf]

Paas me ek jagah hain jaha negro logg maal bechte md wagera

I think about me unka regular customer banuga

[distant pawn]

Yaa whai Gujarati African tribe ?

[glass leaf]

No yeh logg proper negro hai

[frozen dew]

12 se pehle vc nhi

[glass leaf]

Jamaica ke

[tight flame]

hi

[tight flame]

mai hu jaan leva macchari

[tight flame]

thankyouu

[distant pawn]

India to sach mai amrica bangyaaa

[maiden fjord]

ap ko kya lgta hai, ap kyu ho

[glass leaf]

[distant pawn]

[tight flame]

to make my parents life better

[glass leaf]

Kavi yeh le ab dekh kese nar mada ko rijaa ne ke liye nanga naach krthai

[distant pawn]

[glass leaf]

U know whom I am talking Abt !!

[distant pawn]

Yosh yosh

[ivory pilot]

Tujhe lagta h woh sab chor hr kaisi h?

[toxic wave]

Hi

[glass leaf]

Narr ka reply nhi aaya abtak

[distant pawn]

Narr dekhra hai usko log spectate karha

Isliya

[glass leaf]

Bsdiwala narr

[near sedge]

Why no yt links allowed?

[glass leaf]

Ik u are reading this

[distant pawn]

[glass leaf]

Yeh chutiyaa sv hai

[tame trout]

Maccharon ka khoon chusne vaali

[glass leaf]

One of the worst moderation I have seen

[ivory pilot]

Ye kaisa target h csk ka 182 ye toh akele abhi maar lega

[glass leaf]

[near sedge]

@crisp hamlet Allow yt links 🧘🏻‍♀️🙏

[distant pawn]

Female Machar hi khoon chosti hai

[glass leaf]

Mod ko tag kroyeh bharwa daaru pirha hoga abhi

[distant pawn]

Cse ya ashlaye sau bolo to ho bhi jaye

[near sedge]

@severe cloak allow yt links 🧘🏻‍♀️🙏

[severe cloak]

Can’t deer

[glass leaf]

Are mera lund

[near sedge]

Why deer?

[distant pawn]

Avee sika itni jaldi reply

[glass leaf]

Told yaa

[distant pawn]

Mai kuch puchta hun

[tame trout]

Ha pta hai🐲

[distant pawn]

[glass leaf]

Kyunki logg chutiye hain soft corn ka link bhej dege

[distant pawn]

Specially apna narr

[glass leaf]

Woh to direct cornhub bnayega

[severe cloak]

@glass swift vc

[tacit lagoon]

Pfp kaisi h ??

[glass leaf]

Woh dm me chala gyaa

[glass leaf]

Jamming again

[severe cloak]

@undone spear vc

[severe cloak]

Just talks

No jamming

[distant pawn]

Wow abb wha sai bhi reject hoga

[glass leaf]

Achchaww

[severe cloak]

Hnm

[near sedge]

Sbka gala pht gaya 🧘🏻‍♀️

[severe cloak]

Real

[glass leaf]

Kuch or bhi fatega soon

Koi electric guitar bjata hain kyaa ??

[languid plover]

haan

[languid plover]

cse bhai

[glass leaf]

Sybau aditya

[near sedge]

Ye sapna kab pura hoga

[severe cloak]

Yesd

[glass leaf]

Tu nhi bjata

[languid plover]

cse bhai

[severe cloak]

Boll

[glass leaf]

Cse behen hain

[languid plover]

cse bhai

[distant pawn]

Sitar

[languid plover]

chup

baat karne de mujhe

cse bhai

[glass leaf]

Munh me lawda phass gya kyaa

[near sedge]

Tag karlo

[distant pawn]

dekhra hai boujee kasa nar dusra sabdo ka istmal karha mada kai loya

[languid plover]

kavi tari ma chud donga

salay

[distant pawn]

How u know we talking abut u

[glass leaf]

Ara adityaa tara munh ma mera lawda

[distant pawn]

Aids hojayga

Rehnda

[ancient orbit]

Achi hai kyu?

[glass leaf]

Condemn lgake dunga

[fresh turret]

[glass leaf]

[fresh turret]

[distant pawn]

[fresh turret]

[distant pawn]

Kat lega wo

[fresh turret]

kavi are u actually a kavi

[distant pawn]

Like by name and hobby yes

And username too

[fresh turret]

and what else

[distant pawn]

Thanks

Nothing more

[fresh turret]

do u study or do a job?

[glass leaf]

I am a writer and production manager

Open for opportunities

[fresh turret]

[restive dagger]

Wtf r these reactions

[golden agate]

achha rahne do fir

[golden ermine]

meri 6 7

[near sedge]

Thrki kaam

[glass leaf]

Ara ted bahi

Kesa ho

[golden agate]

Bc ye zack Snyder kitna bada Chutiya aadmi hai bhai

[fresh turret]

badhiya banda hai

[glass leaf]

6 9 hogi check kro

[golden agate]

mast u say

[golden ermine]

noi

[glass leaf]

Ab kyaa kiyaa usne

[golden agate]

Uski ek orginal movie bata do ek achhi si

[inland path]

@restive dagger hi

[golden agate]

Itne din se apne instagram pe apne dc universe ko milk karra hai

[fresh turret]

justice league?

[golden agate]

Justice league

[fresh turret]

justice league achi nahi hai kya?

[golden agate]

[glass leaf]

Chii bc worst justice league movie bhai chii

[golden agate]

rahne de bhai

[golden agate]

True

hii chutiya bachhii

[glass leaf]

Justice league ki maa chod di

[quaint shuttle]

studies?

[glass leaf]

Cb ne mute kiyaa

[golden agate]

Usse achha animated dekh lo

[glass leaf]

I mean black

Block

[golden agate]

Cb mere pe react nahi kar skti

Cb is kaam wali baai

[fresh turret]

kitni bhi buri chij ho anime se to achi hi hogi bro

[golden agate]

[glass leaf]

She has pokemon centre she is nurse joey

[golden agate]

Zack Snyder ka DC lawda universe

The worse Superman ever

[fresh turret]

[glass leaf]

Yeh logg anime series hi inspiration lete and phir usko gaali dete

[fresh turret]

batman bhi nahi pasand kya ted?

[golden agate]

Inception is inspired from Anime btw

[glass leaf]

Batman animated badhiyaa thi

[glass leaf]

+1

[golden agate]

Ben affleck was not bad

Batman is not about sigma male

kabhi uska og source padha hai ya dekha hai

[glass leaf]

Also robert pattinson bhi utna bura nhi hain lekin utna achcha bhi nhi hai

[golden agate]

+1

[inland path]

hein why?

[golden agate]

Robert Pattison is the closest to the og detective batman

[frozen dew]

Kal mene bhi 12 gnte suna Spotify

[maiden fjord]

i thought to buy monster for me💔

[glass leaf]

@distant pawn aagya narr

[maiden fjord]

kya hai cb

[golden agate]

Christian Bale ka Batman was not even closest batman aur nolan ki honest adaption nnhai batman ki

[fresh turret]

ted bro very different opinions

[golden agate]

Diffrent nahi

[restive dagger]

😭 why do u guys keep saying that

[maiden fjord]

ye dekho is budhe ko

[golden agate]

Jaake og source padha karo

[frozen dew]

Ted it's ok

[golden agate]

It's like Casting Krishna as a fair skin guy

[fresh turret]

bro i only watch padhta nahi hu

[restive dagger]

U asked if i missed u or not

[glass swift]

@frail salmon @twilit zodiac

[glass leaf]

Superman ki bhi maa chod rkhi thi itne saalo se

[maiden fjord]

bs alag opinion dene ke liye kuch bhi chood bhangda bata deta hai

[glass leaf]

[near sedge]

Only once i said, wym

[golden agate]

koi na

[restive dagger]

Sab bolte

But he’s nice ig

[frozen dew]

Ha

[maiden fjord]

thrki to kuhu hai

[inland path]

to usme rona kya.. aa gaya na me ab

[golden agate]

Henry Cavill ka Superman lawada tha

[restive dagger]

Ek ladki k lie loyal h wo

[fresh turret]

ghanta ka lawda

[restive dagger]

[inland path]

same here

[maiden fjord]

ye dekh is behen ke pokode ko

[glass leaf]

Worst written bhai superman ko kyaa bna diyaa thaa

[restive dagger]

Bhai itna straightforward

[near sedge]

Kyu apki ammi ko chui kya mai?

[maiden fjord]

try hard kr rha

[restive dagger]

Mast joke

[maiden fjord]

ragebait krne ka

[frozen dew]

Ye har famous ko criticise karega bhai

[glass leaf]

Isiliye justice league ko bhi chod diyaa un logo ne

[golden agate]

Yepp bhai wo superman hai hi nahi jinhone purani movies ya animated shows dekhe hai

[frozen dew]

Iron man kya chutiya chutki bajai

[restive dagger]

Sab loyal h kya iss gc me

[glass leaf]

Naya wala better hai !!

[restive dagger]

[maiden fjord]

ap whi the kya jo roadside 10 rupee mang rhe the

[fresh turret]

bro wtf iron man ke bhi haters hain kya

[glass leaf]

Lekin yeh cornballs ko henry Cavill ka deak rider Krna hai

[maiden fjord]

attention seekers *

[golden agate]

Naya wala close to comics book hai jisme wo ek hope ka symbol hai warna ek to keval aura farm karta hai

[glass leaf]

Nhi bhai uska I am not !!! Woh toh badhiya tha

[inland path]

han tumhare liye

[glass leaf]

Lekin marvel chutiyaa hai

[golden agate]

bhai Sigma male ke 14 hai sab

[near sedge]

Han apke pass utne bhi nai the 🤠

[frozen dew]

Sarcasm tak ni smj pate

Damn

[golden agate]

Iron Man to B grade ka superhero hai

Iron Man movie k pahle itna famous naahi tha

[maiden fjord]

kyuki mai bhi apke bagal mein hi khada mang rha tha

[glass leaf]

Hulk ki maiyaa chod di puri tarah

[fresh turret]

ted a grade ka superhero kon hai

[golden agate]

He was never face of Marvel comics

[glass leaf]

Where is my incredible hulk

[golden agate]

True

[near sedge]

Mtlb kuch bhi bol dete ho na aap

[quartz aurora]

Hoyeahhh

[golden agate]

Captain America, Spiderman, X-Men, Hulk

[glass leaf]

Steve , thor ...spider man s teir

Hulk

[maiden fjord]

ted ko agar bolo ki apki mummy kitni sweet hai
to bolega meetha khana chord diya,

[frozen dew]

Vastegonnahuyeeh

[near sedge]

Chottibacchi spamming

[maiden fjord]

chutiya sa hai

[quartz aurora]

Badhia he bc 🤣

[golden agate]

Avg kanpuriya mentality

[inland path]

@restive dagger sirf react

[frozen dew]

Ted ko saari famous cheezo takleef h thodi

[golden agate]

Bc Kanpur k sab mc pagal khane se bhaag k aaye hain

[maiden fjord]

cb baat chiit nhi krti ab to

[fresh turret]

true kartik

[maiden fjord]

[golden agate]

yes just like Narendra Modi and Donald Trump

[frozen dew]

Hota h I think he's not pretending he's just like this

[glass leaf]

Ab kyaa bhai tum logg comics nhi pdhte usme hum kyaa kre

[golden agate]

Jaake kabhi og source padha karo

[inland path]

chhoti bacchi ho kya

[glass leaf]

Jaao jaake comics padho bachcho

[near sedge]

Chotibachi so jao, bedtime ho gaya h

[glass leaf]

Baad me deak rider krna

[dusty thunder]

[frozen dew]

Itne nerd nhi banna apne apne interest the

[dusty thunder]

kartik to abhi bhi yahi hai

[maiden fjord]

isko lgta hai og source padh ke dc mein, gyan chood ke cool ban skte hain

[quartz aurora]

Mene wo wali padhi he zombie avengers

[golden agate]

Bc Fav movie me hamesa ye fight club ghusa dete hai true cinephile k naam pe

[frozen dew]

M kaam vaam krke aaya hoon lodu

[glass leaf]

To stfu

[maiden fjord]

typical parwin mentality

[frozen dew]

Sorry

[frozen dew]

Chall tu bataega

[glass leaf]

Mst hain bhai !!seggsy

[quartz aurora]

Fr

[restive dagger]

I ws speechless huihui

[fresh turret]

[near sedge]

Chottibacchi yuckss

[frozen dew]

Meri to fav fight club hi hai ❤️

[near sedge]

Aap toh spammer ho

[restive dagger]

Wuss wrong w chotibachi

[golden agate]

Nerd bc ye roj pen se drawing banata hai insta pe daalke famous movies ki

[glass leaf]

Haa bcz if anyone giving their honest opinions u should js listen if u don't have any knowledge about it !!!

[maiden fjord]

ted be like jawline kitni chutiya cheej hai, i got a knife

[glass leaf]

Wrna ignore kr

[frozen dew]

Apne apne interest

[maiden fjord]

bhadvaa

[dusty thunder]

kya kaam krha, tu konsa ias ki padhai krha

[golden agate]

achha

[inland path]

thanks to me

[glass leaf]

[fresh turret]

[near sedge]

Chali gai 🧘🏻‍♀️🧘🏻‍♀️

[inland path]

tag her you will find it

[maiden fjord]

[near sedge]

Mai bhi ja rahi

[maiden fjord]

tu to vapis a jayegi

[glass leaf]

Apna interest rkh dusro ke interest lawda pakd

[restive dagger]

Tu krle

[glass leaf]

Waah

[maiden fjord]

kuhu

[frozen dew]

I m not giving any opinions on any movies shows or anything media
I m saying Abt you guys tryna pretend or idk what hating all famous things ngga

[near sedge]

Ji?

[inland path]

tumhe janna h
mereko to pata h

[quartz aurora]

@viral cedar

[inland path]

[frozen dew]

Kuch nhi dhobi hoon

[restive dagger]

Toh btade

[dusty thunder]

acha

[restive dagger]

[inland path]

@fluid lotus

[golden agate]

+1

[inland path]

abe afk bhi to nhi h

[maiden fjord]

tag mat kiya kr , jb tk kuch crazy na ho

[inland path]

fir kyu react kr rhi

[restive dagger]

Sab ldkio ko jaanta ye

[frozen dew]

I don't wanna argue with boujee I have a brain

[inland path]

idk ab to

[restive dagger]

[near sedge]

Apko toh karna bhi chor diya

[restive dagger]

Loyal ni thrki h sb sch he h

[inland path]

abe ye saalo se react hi kare jaa rhi msg pr

[golden agate]

Because you don't have logical argument to counter

[maiden fjord]

ye kya hai fir

[distant pawn]

Ke hogya ?

[inland path]

tum bhi?

[frozen dew]

He's a bitch

Let him.be

[restive dagger]

Im single af

Aww

[distant pawn]

Ek to ya cb

[glass leaf]

We are not hating on famous things ngaa apna stand sahi se le ...tu apna interest apne paas rkh and humara interest hain ki hume genwin and appropriate movies mile naaki shit jo kharab hain woh hain !!! Agar koi chizz famous hain toh yeh mtlb nhi ki woh sahi hi hai

[distant pawn]

[golden agate]

Thor Ki Mjonir

[maiden fjord]

kartik got a brain

[inland path]

achhaa

[frozen dew]

Oktanks

[near sedge]

[maiden fjord]

[inland path]

mokaaa mokaaaa

[fluid lotus]

mujhe koi srsly hi nai leta

[distant pawn]

Ki hogya baby

[inland path]

[quartz aurora]

Pura padha bhi nhi sale ne

[golden agate]

Har famous cheez achhi nahi hoti

[quartz aurora]

🤣

[distant pawn]

Harkta hi asi hai

[dusty thunder]

wssup

tedd to hornyy hi rehta

[golden agate]

ICU me bharti ho jao

[glass leaf]

Sutiyaa bachche bich Convo me khud jaate

[frozen dew]

Ofc I have a brain

[dusty thunder]

hi ted

[maiden fjord]

jyada nhi bs, ek white monster

[fluid lotus]

aise judge na kre

[golden agate]

kal tha

[dusty thunder]

aaj band kaise ho gya

[fluid lotus]

aapne mere liye dua mangi?

[golden agate]

achha

[near sedge]

Kya karoge tag karungi toh?

[golden agate]

Gay porn k baad Mann bhar jata hai

[distant pawn]

Kass judge ki naukri lagjayeee paisa hi paisa

[maiden fjord]

ap hospital to jao.

[glass leaf]

Ted aaj bhi vaazha nhi dekh paaya

Bhul gyaa

[dusty thunder]

fir to badhna chaiye na, itna testosterone dekh kar

[fresh turret]

[fluid lotus]

nhi mai sidha uppar wale ke pas jaungi ab

[glass leaf]

Dev d. Dekhli instead

[fluid lotus]

[maiden fjord]

abhi choti hai , badi ho ja ... then i will tell u ache se

[golden agate]

koi na bro, jab mood hoga sab dekh lega

[quartz aurora]

Dev das

[golden agate]

Mastt mustt

[maiden fjord]

wow, kitne cool ho app...

[near sedge]

Chi chi h aap

[golden agate]

gay porn is my weakness

[glass leaf]

Ab soch rha hu oye luck lucky dekhlu

[fluid lotus]

thenks

[golden agate]

Homophobic

[fresh turret]

ted are u gay brother?

[distant pawn]

Or batao sem exam higaye ?

[quartz aurora]

Badhia movie he brainrot puri

[frozen dew]

Ahh

[golden agate]

yes dekh lo

[maiden fjord]

dua mein kya chahiye ap ko

[fluid lotus]

noi naa june mai rakhe hai inn ne

[dusty thunder]

kaale logo ki dekhta ya gore?

[near sedge]

Chottibacchi ho

[golden agate]

Kis angle se

[dusty thunder]

partially

[eager venture]

Dabdabdab

[distant pawn]

Itna late

[golden agate]

White twinks

[quartz aurora]

Mujhe to brainrot lgti first half

[fluid lotus]

naukri
jis se paise aye... aur apko monster dilwau

[glass leaf]

Yeh aryan wannabe

[glass leaf]

[fluid lotus]

wahi na

[golden agate]

achha inspired from true incidents hai wese

[quartz aurora]

Fuq shi me?

[fluid lotus]

boujee ji hemlo

[dusty thunder]

fir to kamjori hi aayegi

[quartz aurora]

Aj pata chala

[inland path]

@restive dagger saamne aao

[golden agate]

Aane do koi ladki abhi dekhna kese duo le jata hai

[glass leaf]

Tu bhi ignore krne lgaa

[inland path]

[zinc quest]

Twink kya hota h

[maiden fjord]

Aur wo nariyal ke paise

[golden agate]

Haan ye pura chori wala scene

[zinc quest]

Twinkle twinkle little star?

[distant pawn]

Koi nai koi nai paper mai react kar ana

[fluid lotus]

[quartz aurora]

Demn

[golden agate]

yes

[glass leaf]

Bc yeh force simp krtaa !!! Ldki creep out hoke chali jaati hai

[fluid lotus]

done broddy

[distant pawn]

Mai kab kiya

[golden agate]

Bottom Gay

[maiden fjord]

@agile summit exam was cool na

[glass leaf]

Teg nii dekha

[zinc quest]

Ayo

[golden agate]

Rajnigandha ka ad kar deta hoga beech beech me

[distant pawn]

Sorry game bhi Khera hun abhi match over hua

[zinc quest]

Gay vagera kuch nhi hota subha jaldi utho sab theek hojayega

[fluid lotus]

boujee ne mujhe ignor kia

sab dekh rhi hu

[glass leaf]

[distant pawn]

Cholly baby galti hkgyi babu

[golden agate]

Haan bhai aur family wale issues writers aur actors k apne kuch real life experience se bhi liye h

[glass leaf]

Are mene sochaa aap busy ho !!!

[dusty thunder]

voh gay hoke subah chalta hai

[glass leaf]

[golden agate]

[dusty thunder]

usse aur attraction hoti hai

[distant pawn]

Miata bhi naa

Kabhi kabhi sahi joks karta hai

[fluid lotus]

maine apko samne se hemlo bola woh bhi ignor kia

[distant pawn]

[zinc quest]

Gay toh happiness hota h bus aur kuch nhi

[golden agate]

I'm gay for Tom Hiddlestone 😋🤤

[zinc quest]

Clear ur minds

[glass leaf]

Aap itni choti ho ki dikhi hi nhi !!!

[maiden fjord]

Kaisi baatein kr rhe ho

[inland path]

@restive dagger

[quartz aurora]

Wo sb chodo breaking bad achi he kya worth investing time?

[fluid lotus]

[distant pawn]

He iz hypocritic gujju hai na

[glass leaf]

Teg kiya karoww kaafi jyaada msg the to ignore hogyaa

[outer gale]

[fluid lotus]

all gujjus are same ig

[maiden fjord]

Ew no

[fluid lotus]

hann hann thik h.. bade log

[zinc quest]

Bhai yaar low blow deraha tu toh

[golden agate]

Yes starting thoda slow lag skti hai pura build up hone me uske baad jo rise hoga peak ek number

[distant pawn]

Including modiji or not

[near sedge]

[dusty thunder]

excluding modiji

modiji ko kuch mat bolo

[fluid lotus]

apka opinion pucha?

[dusty thunder]

he is pookie

[quartz aurora]

Ok hai

[near sedge]

Attention ni mil rahi yawr

[distant pawn]

[maiden fjord]

Ja na , exit kya daal rhi

[near sedge]

Bye guys

[golden agate]

[prime zinc]

idk

[fluid lotus]

all mai woh aate ho toh yes
warna idk

[restive dagger]

[maiden fjord]

[glass leaf]

Aap se bade thori naa !!! Solly bachcha !!

[near sedge]

[inland path]

hii mehak

[zinc quest]

Helloooo

[fluid lotus]

[golden agate]

Because you're not a grill

[restive dagger]

Hii klaus

[distant pawn]

Aajsa 1 saal phela mai kuch nahi bolta tha i was hard core phen but now a days

[dusty thunder]

@restive dagger oh hey lol

[near sedge]

Mai gay hun

[prime zinc]

@glass leaf oye boujee dm aa kuch baatein krni tere se

[fluid lotus]

i dont accepts sollis

[quartz aurora]

Hi@near sedge

[maiden fjord]

Make her

[restive dagger]

I feel bad for him

[inland path]

kya kr rhi ho?

[near sedge]

Who said that?

[dusty thunder]

aaj vi gaali do kal bhi gali do

[prime zinc]

whom ? that kenada wala /

[maiden fjord]

U are a kid and boy

[restive dagger]

Bored

[zinc quest]

Happy hona toh acchi baat h bhai

[glass leaf]

What do u accept...!! Chocolate???

[restive dagger]

Hein? For u

[inland path]

vc aaogi?

[fluid lotus]

yes

[golden agate]

I mean you account doesn't look like one. Mahek ko hi dekh lo abhi kitne simp aa rahe uspe

[near sedge]

Lesbian hun

[distant pawn]

Atee hai haww antinational modi ji ko hypocrite boli

[restive dagger]

Abh ye bhi cool bnra kese din agaye

[restive dagger]

No

[prime zinc]

meri toh her hai

[inland path]

[zinc quest]

Can i watch

😄

[near sedge]

Accha h ni chahiye

[restive dagger]

Me toh catfish hu baat ni krti kisise

[prime zinc]

mai kaha yaar

[inland path]

😔

[fluid lotus]

maine kab kaha? maine kahi likha?

[distant pawn]

Gali to mai kisi ko nahi deta constructive criticism

[inland path]

ok

[golden agate]

haha tab kese attention milega

[glass leaf]

Send address sending

[restive dagger]

Oh thas sum new info

[distant pawn]

Yes modi ji gujju nd u say all gujju sams

[near sedge]

Aap c-uck hain? Hawwww

[fluid lotus]

simping kr rhe haww

[inland path]

nahi

[fluid lotus]

send in moni i ll buy

[zinc quest]

Chee bhai gandi baatein mt kro

[prime zinc]

you know it na yaar

[fluid lotus]

i saw what u did there ummhmm

[golden agate]

Abe inn mard logo ka alag hai inko asexuality aur homosexuality ek bimari lagti hai

[maiden fjord]

Where are peeps whom I knew

[near sedge]

Hehe what did you mean by can i watch

[golden agate]

[prime zinc]

chotibachi chat bhi karti hai kya ?

[inland path]

for @restive dagger only

[restive dagger]

So r u a lesbo?

[distant pawn]

Ek to ya wannabe mera text pai react karta hai

[fluid lotus]

moji ji hindu bhi hai
did i say all hindu?

[restive dagger]

Thrki asswin

[glass leaf]

Chotte bachcho ko paisa nhi dete woh gira dete hai

[prime zinc]

chiii kya baatein

[golden agate]

A pro has made his move

[restive dagger]

[distant pawn]

But u say all gujju

[golden agate]

+1

[fluid lotus]

yes i seee that

[zinc quest]

Wanted to know time

🤣🤣

[prime zinc]

me not tharki yaar

[inland path]

bs ussi ko nhi dikh rha😔

[fluid lotus]

cash noi onln do girrenge nai

[inland path]

😔

[maiden fjord]

@frozen dew come to vc

[restive dagger]

Ldki psnd h na fir

[prime zinc]

arey im just casually asking yaawr ,

[near sedge]

Homosexuality ke dar ki meri khudki theory hai ki they fear being treated by men the way they treat woman asexuality ni pata

[golden agate]

achha hai

[restive dagger]

😭😭 what

[fluid lotus]

thats just perspectives

[prime zinc]

dm

[glass leaf]

Chotte bachcho ko phone bhi nhi dena chahiye

[restive dagger]

Drame krra h

[fluid lotus]

koi naa soon she ll see

[inland path]

😔😔vahi jo sabko dikh rha

[frozen dew]

Rukja thodi der aur

[golden agate]

Kaafi lame sa reason hai

Illogical

[fluid lotus]

bahane dere hona
samjh gai

[maiden fjord]

Is lodu ko dm mein Jane ke bahane chahiye bs

[near sedge]

Just a theory 🤠

[zinc quest]

Yaar phir vahi sexsux ki baatein

[maiden fjord]

Leke aiyo kisi ko

[prime zinc]

kya joke maare ho bhaiya aaap

[glass leaf]

Smart bachchi

[prime zinc]

very funny

[frozen dew]

Miata bahut gussa dila rh muje

[golden agate]

invalid theory

[fluid lotus]

[zinc quest]

Maine kya kia ? Tellz kro

[fluid lotus]

ji namaste

[mellow sage]

Cb

[fluid lotus]

whos this foxy

[frozen dew]

Bas tune kuch ni kia mera dimag m tu chub rh h

Foxy online choti mummy

[zinc quest]

Barber ka lawda hu kya jo chub raha hu

[fluid lotus]

how bad of u

[frozen dew]

Ye dekh yhi reason h

[golden agate]

Iss svr me basic common sense ki expectations rakhna hi chutiyapa hai

[dusty thunder]

gali deke imo likhne ko constructive criticism ni kehte

[zinc quest]

Sahi me chubraha hu kya ?

[near sedge]

This is a bakchodi place, dont you think?

[zinc quest]

🥲🥲😪

[glass leaf]

Commen sense wale log sc download nhi krte

[frozen dew]

kuch log bahut chubte h idk there presence piss me off

[glass leaf]

So

[fluid lotus]

like mine?

[glass leaf]

U are the problem ig

[frozen dew]

As such koi reason ni

[upper bough]

u who

[fluid lotus]

ded pulll?

[upper bough]

oyy wtf @fluid lotus

[golden agate]

haha then say something abusive like awkward goat type bakchodi

[upper bough]

tune samay k sv pe

[frozen dew]

Nahh idk u

[upper bough]

chat kia

[zinc quest]

Tu pura din online hi rehta h , toh me jab bhi aaunga toh tu online milega hi

[upper bough]

wht the fuck

[glass leaf]

Kyu hila daala na

[frozen dew]

Is this ragebait??

[upper bough]

whyyyy u broke streak

[fluid lotus]

tujhe yaad na meri aai kisi se ab kya kehna

[golden agate]

Snapchat??

[distant pawn]

Mai nahi deta Gali yawr aaj tak gc pai di kisi ko

[upper bough]

muje laga tu dc chhod krr chle gyi

[zinc quest]

No , truth. Tu apna offline time batade uss time online aaunga me

[glass leaf]

Any social media app except linkdin

[zinc quest]

But u dont have any

[tight flame]

riyal

[glass leaf]

[fluid lotus]

isliye apne mujhe yaad bhi nai kiya? thik h

[upper bough]

how's my suicidal fluffball doin'

[tight flame]

khud kamao aur piyo

[upper bough]

arre

[fluid lotus]

dee emm

[restive dagger]

Heya

[frozen dew]

Truth h to muje kyu bata rh

[maiden fjord]

dost dost na rha

[golden agate]

Linkdn kabse se Social media k category me aa gaya wo dating app me jyda suit karega

[dusty thunder]

diya kro

[fluid lotus]

i m hart

[glass leaf]

[upper bough]

Hi hart, I'm deadpool

[glass leaf]

Linkdin pe kisko date mil rhi

[zinc quest]

Mujhe toh lagta h aap pagal ho gye ho khud hi bolte ho phir khud hi likhte ho kisne pucha

Take care

Dorling

[fluid lotus]

do aapki id aapko batau

[frozen dew]

Nvm blocked

[golden agate]

Ek baat laga k dekho salary per annum

[fluid lotus]

[zinc quest]

Humko linkedin per referral nhi milrahe date kaise milegi

[frozen dew]

Now 😊😊

[upper bough]

kii haal chaal batao cb

[fluid lotus]

noi bataungii

[dusty thunder]

how are youu?

[glass leaf]

Never made one !!! I am onli on dc and ig !! And also x

[upper bough]

batana padega

[fluid lotus]

yaha nau bataunga

[glass leaf]

Mujhe unpaid internships nhi mili

[prime zinc]

namaste namst

[fluid lotus]

noob

[zinc quest]

Try instahyre , better than linkedin bullshit

[glass leaf]

Tumhe kyaa jarurat pad gyi linkdin ki

[upper bough]

to kaha

[fluid lotus]

mujhe bhi toh chahiye paise

[frozen dew]

Oye oye

[fluid lotus]

letter bhejti hu

[frozen dew]

@burnt robin voh kt iit m hone ka jhoot bolta th??

[glass leaf]

Papa se maang lo !! Child labour is crime in india

[restive dagger]

Great hbu

[fluid lotus]

badi choti hu mai

[upper bough]

darr lagtta hai tere letters se, mere pe police complaint aayegi

[frozen dew]

@distant pawn

[fluid lotus]

nhi krni baat?oki

[frozen dew]

Sabse pehle cse ban karegi

[upper bough]

arrey, yeh kab kaha mene

[glass leaf]

Cb khud mod hai

[upper bough]

cb lolu

[glass leaf]

[distant pawn]

Haan

[upper bough]

yt mod hai

[zinc quest]

Cb kya h

[distant pawn]

Sahi bola

[fluid lotus]

u

[upper bough]

@severe cloak

[frozen dew]

I m blocked idk

[fluid lotus]

aise baat kroge?

[upper bough]

chlo chlo, batao abb ki haal

[fluid lotus]

not here

[glass leaf]

Yt mods means cb samay ko jaanti hai

[upper bough]

mera behavior tem-to-tem change hota rehta hai

[fluid lotus]

mai aapse aaram se dm mai baat krungi

[glass leaf]

[upper bough]

uske liye fren request bhejni hoti hai

[fluid lotus]

[glass leaf]

Bhejdi

[frozen dew]

Bhejdi

[upper bough]

chumti se darr nii lagta

[fluid lotus]

oy

[frozen dew]

Lol same boujee

[fluid lotus]

aacha ji

kis se lgta h?

[prime zinc]

@mellow sage aaj humne Enzymes ke saath khilvaad ki hai

[glass leaf]

Aapko nhi bhej sktaa

[upper bough]

3 requests aai
do bhadwe hai

[frozen dew]

Hawww cb

[glass leaf]

Haww cb ko gaali di

[frozen dew]

Hawwww

[fluid lotus]

yeh koi nai bhej sakta

[frozen dew]

Hawww cb ko kya boldia

[fluid lotus]

haww mujhe bola

[upper bough]

meri hone wali biwi se
vo abhi online ni hai

[maiden fjord]

cb ko gali mat de

[glass leaf]

Ik ik

[fluid lotus]

bulau?

[glass leaf]

@assthick

[upper bough]

[upper bough]

bulao

[fluid lotus]

mai bhi usse hi bulane wali thi

[upper bough]

[glass leaf]

[fluid lotus]

soogya hoga bichara

[frozen dew]

Masiyah

[dusty thunder]

im good too, thanks for asking

[upper bough]

[fluid lotus]

re neet haina uski

[upper bough]

😭

[glass leaf]

U both made for each other

[fluid lotus]

yes tru lob hai dono ka

[upper bough]

aapki bund me "made for each other" ke saare letters daaldunga

[inland path]

@restive dagger

[glass leaf]

No space in bund sorry !! 😔

[frozen dew]

Mehak mangal

[ancient orbit]

Ye deadpool

[upper bough]

wah

[ancient orbit]

Iski bkc

250kmph ki.speed se

[upper bough]

yeh siddd bhaiyaaa
inkkii bkcccccc

[fluid lotus]

[upper bough]

555 baar

[ancient orbit]

Mugli ghutti

[glass leaf]

Benkisuttt

[frozen dew]

Chugli gutkan
555

[upper bough]

Hello sidd bhai, how's u

[prime zinc]

hi

[fluid lotus]

[ancient orbit]

I am good you say

[frozen dew]

Oh bhai 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[glass leaf]

No gaali cb in chat

[upper bough]

mai bhi masttt

[glass leaf]

[ancient orbit]

Project done?

[glass leaf]

Galat asr padega uspe

[fluid lotus]

yeh gujrati bhi -

[upper bough]

exams k baad, new project pe kaam krunga
vo to sirf unreal seekhne k liye banaya tha
execution planning sahi nii tha, to bugs resolve krne me time waste hoga

[glass leaf]

Yaha aadha sv gujrati hai

[fluid lotus]

haana bhai-

[upper bough]

kon gujarati bc

[glass leaf]

Me

[fluid lotus]

kitne velle hai yeh gujrati

[upper bough]

ahmedabad me rehta hai?

[glass leaf]

Surat

[glass leaf]

[fluid lotus]

surat mai woh bhi rehta hai

[upper bough]

chhod 😭
too away to meet irl

[ancient orbit]

bugs usse nikalte hai jo product ban chuka hota hai

[glass leaf]

Tu bhi

[upper bough]

bahar aao usse

[glass leaf]

Kon

[fluid lotus]

nai woh toh ind mai hi nai rehta

[fluid lotus]

hai ek bhaiya

[upper bough]

bina bane hi bugs hai usme

[prime zinc]

oye meri ref lgwa do koi

[glass leaf]

Achchaa

[fluid lotus]

+1

[upper bough]

move on

[ancient orbit]

ye kya banaa diya tune

[fluid lotus]

not happening

[glass leaf]

Yaha ek jagah reff lgi bc company me joining date se pehle hi aag lag gyi !!! Mere saath kyi 100 log unemployed hogye !!

[upper bough]

pata hota, to complete krta
filhaal to RAG padhne ki soch rha

[glass leaf]

[upper bough]

uff yeh ladkiyaa

ajeeb hoti hai ngl

[prime zinc]

dhokha hua hai tere saath

[fluid lotus]

nai sab ladkiya aise nai hoti

[prime zinc]

[upper bough]

mene jitni dekhi... unme same dikkat mili hai

[glass leaf]

Master krni padegi

Mba

[prime zinc]

@cinder steppe mera ref lgwa doge kya "One hand clap " mein

[ancient orbit]

Ye kya hai?

[fluid lotus]

toh mujhe kyu aisi ladkiya dikhti hai jo ek ke sath dusre ke bhi sath rehti

[glass leaf]

Dhawal ko waha koi nhi jaanta galat teg

[upper bough]

trending hai... #1 demand pe
aap bhi padho, kaam aayega

[cinder steppe]

nhi

[prime zinc]

uske contacts toh honge

[glass leaf]

@tacit dagger iski reff lgwa de one hand clap me

[prime zinc]

[fluid lotus]

haw

[prime zinc]

bc rejection seedha muh pe

[cinder steppe]

agencies nhi join karni chaiye vaise bhi

har din offer aate i decline

[fluid lotus]

bade log

[glass leaf]

Keh bhi kon rha hai

[fluid lotus]

wahi na

[glass leaf]

Veer das ka manager !!

[cinder steppe]

hein?

agency thori hai vir das

[prime zinc]

koi aur hai nazar mein ?

[glass leaf]

Haa toh u are also linked with agency naa ??

[fluid lotus]

kaam toh wahi kr rhe aap

[cinder steppe]

bro agencies are not worth it

[cinder steppe]

no

never been linked with any agency

[glass leaf]

Indie ??

[cinder steppe]

i am hired directly

[glass leaf]

Howww

??

[cinder steppe]

for all roles

[fluid lotus]

contacts

[topaz drift]

[prime zinc]

agencies chodd kr bolra hu dhawal vaii

[restive dagger]

Merko tag ni aare

[restive dagger]

Yes

[fresh turret]

@dhawal do u play chess?

[glass leaf]

Agar Dhawal ko job mil skti hain to mujhe to mil hi jaayegi

[inland path]

kuchh ni bore hora

[fluid lotus]

ek chiz bataungi

[prime zinc]

meri bhi lgwa fe phir

[cinder steppe]

[glass leaf]

[prime zinc]

oye short film makers hai koi svr mein ?

[glass leaf]

I thought u are in agencies !!

Waise bhi agencies and label wale freedom cheen lete artist ki

Btww gunn nite 1 % charging

[distant pawn]

Dhwal vai job bhi karta hai

[dusty thunder]

koina

[fluid lotus]

all u need is contacts

[glass leaf]

Going to ded any moment

[dusty thunder]

gas agency

[glass leaf]

@fluid lotus Good night

[prime zinc]

: )

[fluid lotus]

gudd nait

[prime zinc]

Contacts bhi nahi hai

[distant pawn]

Muja gn nahi bola

[fluid lotus]

toh banao

[glass leaf]

Agar typing krte krte chala jaau toh smj jaana switch off hogyaa mobile

[prime zinc]

l bhaiii

[glass leaf]

[fluid lotus]

[prime zinc]

ek aadmi hai par woh busy rehta

[prime zinc]

charge krle

[cinder steppe]

nhi nhi mai tho sirf yt maturathor hoon

[fluid lotus]

toh ek aadmi nai 4 aadmi banao

[glass leaf]

Ab subhe krungaa

[cinder steppe]

mumbai me editor chaiye

[prime zinc]

banana hoga

[cinder steppe]

mai hire kr rha

[fluid lotus]

kitna jhut bolte ho /

[prime zinc]

oye dhawal

[fluid lotus]

banao

[glass leaf]

Mujhe bhi mathrator bnna hai

[tight flame]

[prime zinc]

bhai , aapca websute bnra tha kuch

for stand up comics

[glass leaf]

[prime zinc]

company smtg

[topaz drift]

kismat achi hai aapki

[glass leaf]

Me bhi apna sv bnauga

[prime zinc]

abhi banata

[glass leaf]

Ai sv

Data centre kholuga

[prime zinc]

@winter breach Hi Qt

[fluid lotus]

aacha use kro dc ka

[dusty thunder]

pani kaha se layega

[glass leaf]

I have water supply in my area !!

[fluid lotus]

bas issliye

[glass leaf]

Kuch gapla Krna padega bass

[ancient orbit]

Acha?

Dc ka use kabhi acha nhi hota laadle

[prime zinc]

Gapla*

Gamla

pot

[glass leaf]

Tu banegaa traffic handler and analytics???

[dusty thunder]

data centers bohot jyda hi pani khate

[dusty thunder]

badiya package dede

[fluid lotus]

1% kitne der chalra h

[dusty thunder]

kalse hi dihadi pe aajaunga

[glass leaf]

Max I can do is 10 lpa

[prime zinc]

maine aaj josh mein aakr ashish ko mail krdiya

[glass leaf]

Vivo ka phone!!!

Not your avg iphone

[fluid lotus]

[outer gale]

Ve maahiya, mera jee karda
ghar chhadd ke malang ho jaavaan

[tight flame]

kismat nai, height

[fluid lotus]

[golden ermine]

@distant pawn aj ki tea du

aj ki nhi h mne aj realise ki h

[topaz drift]

acha ha butki

[glass leaf]

Aaj kuch jyaada der tak chal gyaa

Tbh

[prime zinc]

kaise kahe kya hai sitam

sochte hai ab ye hum

[distant pawn]

Kyaa

[fluid lotus]

wahi na
thenku boldo mujhe

[outer gale]

Ve maahiya, mera jee karda, ghar chhadd ke malang ho jaavaan
Ve maahiya, tere vekhan nu chukk charkha gali de vich daahvaan

[glass leaf]

Thanku cb

[fluid lotus]

[prime zinc]

ayyu , chicha aapku Unq gamer pata ?

[golden ermine]

merre dadu ne sbko ek badi si wall photo di hai khud ki aur sb bhaiyo ko

aur vo islie di hai deewar p lgake rkho

[upper bough]

aapko sab pta hai, majje lerhe mere

[golden ermine]

aur jaise hi vo tapak jaye mala chadha do

mtlb phle se preparation krre h

[glass leaf]

[rose quartz]

Tere gan me handpump gussa dunga

[golden ermine]

🤕 ye thori si satki rehti h in logo ki ya mere khandan m jyada satki h

[upper bough]

[glass leaf]

Yeh emoji mene Aaj find kiyaa

[rose quartz]

Oye dalla aagaya oyee

[upper bough]

konsa