#general-chat
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yess
π―π―π―
toothpaste corn se banta h 
Thanks
I don't like the boiled one
Attention dedo
Hi
5 rooms h but washroom ka kisi ko idea nhi tha ki sirf 2 hai ek first floor aur ek ground floor abhi pura traffic ho raha 
same
Hi
Keseo
Badia π
Damn un log ko paani se Krna aata h?
Nhi lag rhe badia to
i dont like any bhai
corn khalu toh vaise ka vaise bahar ata h mkc 
jaadu
Hemlo
Voh to acha lgta h
chabau itna toh bhi kese
π ab?
Ab to happy lag rhe ho kese kia
Jadoo se muje cheetah banado
Ohh wow ππ rawrrr
hum log π fookte h tb raag sunte h 
π
bohot mast lagta h
Fookte
π’
Furry h kya tu bhi?

Konsa raag
not smoker but i am able to do it
Haan yrr
aise flex nahi krra
Wdym everybody can
Chi yrr
noo
Tum ni ho kya
its diff
Ni
How
nashe krneko nahi krta yaar socialise krneko krta hu π
Tf is rong withu
Kartik ki pfp deko
boobiess
ππβ₯οΈ
Boob

I sent on visual art yesterday
Socialise hone ke liye kuch bhi krega
yesss

Ye khudi nashe karta h fir socialise boldeta h
Why i was born
π
Srimp to sad hi h bahut
kyuki drunk bowling krna tha 


FOMO


fear of making out
Han pura chidwa lo sb jaga se
gold se kr
5-6 nose pin daal lena chamkili naak ban jayegi

Crazy
mast joke tha but bohot jyada hojaega
@frozen dew ye last song fir me bhi going
I should be sleeping
Ok m bhi going fir
How do I switch my brain off
Bhai jam ho kaha raha

spotify π
Bhot zyada shopping karli
Sia seeds
Lol
Get a piercing
Flying fuck is still my favourite
Nothings beating that

Darwaze band kardo, flying fuck bahar chale jaega
Hello
Flying Jatt pedo
Wow
Are you talking about pets?
Just rolls w everything
No
Who
Ohh but there is no challenge
Mother in law?
Oh fall in love

lol
Everything youβre doing here is
Paper hai 
Muth
Abey ni aarhi neen
Kal jana h bc
9 bje
Can someone shut me off
Lode soja mara jayega
Joh nhi soya woh 10 baap ka
Lode mein travel kar raha hu aur tu gandmasti farak h
Aaj kal ye ded rehta hai kya?
Ghar se nikal gaya
vapas college
Vapas gandmari zindagi jeene ke liye
Ek gandmari degree ke liye
Mkb bhai
heylo yawr
Suprabhat
Hey suprabhat

kkrh
Train mein hu 
Ghumi ghumi 
Khan ja rhe

Siliguri 
Hehehehe aap kkrh?
Clg jaungiii abhi thodi der main
Wow vacation kab se hain?
Abhi to time hai exams honge
Arey bc π¦ tumlogo ka college etna late exam conduct kyu karwaya raha h
Bekar log hain yrr kya bolna

Meri ekjam toh fata fat ho gaya
july mein khulega aab
Wowow tabhi ghumi ghumi

Yes yesss no tension


Hehehe badiya have fun

Thank you π

Wlcmmm cyaaa

Byeeee 



Bahot saalo baad gc shant hua
Hey zoeyyy
Roj hota hai

Ye whi Zoey hai

School nhi hai tera
Soja bkl
Bc uth gya jldi
Ye kya hota hai
Jab aata hu kutto ki tarah baatein karte hain yaha par
Hila lena tha
Doggy ko potato ki smell pasand hogi isliya 
kya re
Howβs monday


Wasssup boii
Hizru boy
Bkl is a curse word right
My bad, I m high rn
Started by listing gym mai item songs 
Ek to asa gana bajata hai ya log

It's a long weekend
Ntg js sitting outside my unv
Ohhh great, did you leave early
same thought abe tumko hota h ki rat m fat jati ho kabi
maza ata hoga

Tumko kya bolri h
Ek.game hai
Tujhme aur humme kuch farak hai kya 
Kya hota usme
Words rhte hain
1 team member hint deta hai
Baakiyo ko words guess krne hote
2 different teams hoti red and blue respectively unke words

Kaye ka maja 47 fail kara chla rha 
No 

Mai subha subha idhr π

Me fhuxking pff

Pyara banade pagal banade tujhe kameena bhi
Jalake karde rakh ya bana de tujhe nagina bhi
Sikhade tujhe marna ya sikhade tujhe jeena bhi
Pasand kya h mujhe uska
Uski adaein aur BAALO VALA SEENA BHI


Best shit

Kyu rora h 

Sunao
Vo aaye aur chale gaye humari kabrr pe moot ke
Vo aaye aur chale gaye humari kabrr pe moot ke
Ha
Chalo koi nahi usi bahane darshan hogye unke choott ke 
haryanvi item song chla rha
i only hav 31 teeth
bdiya
kya re miya
aj subo ko ara tum
Vacation chalta miya , abhi roj aatu subha ku shaam ku
kuch kro re vrna jindgi jhapat marti
Bacteria ka sex krwata h tu

lab assistant hote kya
Abhi no kaam unke saath 
Nakku miya lab assistant ku taadne aaya
dosa ka batter k lie lactic acid lene
Dosa bht din ho gyaa banke
apne idhar to ekuvu chokra rehta
Lab assistant achi dikhti , usko hi taadne aatu
Pichlu 5 Dina se

Bkl technician 50 ki kyu hogi
24 ki hai 
aah dayum gurr
Hoti research labs mein 

Humari faculty me bas ek male hain baaki sab femal
mamereko ek puchna ka hotu
ki vizag side b aise hi batan krte baingan

Bkldi
Acha
Kyu bahi?
Male faculty best hoti bhai
Naku vizag side aise nakku hoti baatan

ek meri dost h uski m story dikaungi bhai daily daru ki video hoti
ye daily kaise pite log bhai
to kya telugu ?
Fews
My both Hod and prof are female 
bhai meri fat gyi pta ni random thoughts dar lgra tha koi fictional world m chli gyi and bure log muje gher lie
lmao
Hao
jadu tona hora tha
oh so definitely u r in telugu verse sv
Pta nhi kyuu lekin jab ek female ko Hod yaa kuch jyaada badhiya wala post mil jaaye toh woh log Boht pride lelete hain usme and sometimes they behave like we are nothing
No I'm not in any telugu svr
Acha
Bhai Aaj mein jab railway ke liye nikla toh rg kar hospital dekha

tumhala telugu log avadat nahi ?
Good morning pineapple π
Aata hai mreko but I'm not in any telugu svr aise hi , 
Toh kya lavdi pata nhi tujhe kya hua udhar?
Matt Murdock β
Mutthi Maardo β
Aai zaavli
I was in Unq gamer svr bas
nako mi vicharle telugu log avadat nahi ?
One of the goat episode of HIMYM
stfu
bhai vaise toh male hods aur sar pe chadte h
Tujhyaa nana chi taang
Halki halki baarish ho rhi
Hods are the same animals !!

e vediya bat ka grip nikalke ...teri

Smjh ni 

+1000
tu mote kaise bigega halki barish a
i asked u teko telugu log psnd nhi kya
FRIENDS is overrated sitcom ever
Lavdi train mein hu
Friends me bhai kuch kuch lines hi funny hain and most of the times js a normal ahh
friends m background hasi itni h
Indian Train to lawdi hi hoti h
Freinds me sirf chandler funny hain 
Usko pasand hai na owasi pasand 
Vande bharat sahi laga mujhe
Aisa pasand hi hai but utna nahi
bhai train me poty m nahaega kya
Time k sath wo jokes lame ho gaye hain
kabhi ander hi nahi gaya uske
owasi kya hota
Nai joye bhi funny hi hai 
muje b phle bhabhiji ghar p hai funy lgta tha
Chodu h kya mein standard wali train booking karta hu teri tarah sleeper class mein travel nhi karta samjhi
Asududin owasi (naam ki spelling nahi ati Hyderabad ka MP)
Modern family
abey ac me b bathroom ni hota suar
2nd Class mein jaare ?
Bhai jao kabhi kaafi sexy h
Hahah wo uncles k liye show hai boomer uncles
acha
Vande bharat cc
yes ik ik, jab jarurat hogi to jaunga kabhi
Acha kya arre wo aimim ka adhyakch 
Nahi hai , sirf naam ka hi speed hai speed kuch nahi hota food bhi average hota
m gyi hu vande bharat se gandu 
Owesi mentioned π£οΈ
Badhiya 
Acha toh kya patri mein log hugte hain?
aimim
Humara Mulla !! 
abe to nahate kaha h m ye puchi
Ok
ya ya owesi akal right wing walo mai thida soft heart hai uska
tum to bina hage raho poty apni pet m ghusaye rakh @ivory pilot
Khaana mujhe sahi laga achi meal thi
bencho koi hage b na
@golden ermine 
Tu asa kuu likhta hain bhai
Thulla
Yep
nhi food acha h rajdhani se to
Breakfast diya hoga , lunch dega thode der mein
mereme itna matha nako
Achha 
Pta nahi 
Wahi it's average , mreko ek baar mila tha itna Ganda food 

Yes please suck it all
Mujhe kya pata lavdi kabhi journey kiya hi nhi hu first time mera vande bharat h
nahi phle morning tea coffee cookie deta fir brkfast fir lunch fir snacks fir poty krna parta
itna khane k bad
Ye sab tu karti hogi mein nhi ghar se acha hug kar aaya hu no need

π€ are hn tu african ka pilla kaha train m chadha h
tejas se jata maza ajata
Dukh ki baat karra
Hmmm
abey tu kya oonth h jo hump m haga hua store krega ab 4 dino tk
Subha 5 baje ya 6 baje deta hai chai , breakfast 7:30 8 ko , lunch 12 baje if morning train hai toh
Yeh perms krvaye hain yaa natural hai ???
Achi meal
it has no spice
Acha sahi h par mein toh 1:30 tak pauch jaunga
Khae ki achhi meal
hn meko 4 bar uthaya bs larka cute tha to m gussa ni krpai
sham ko padhayi hoti h
Haan toh dega shyd ,
Sahi baat h

Natural h bhai genetics
abey aisa lgta h flight wala treatment hota thora bss
baki kn

Shaam ko padhai nhi chatpata khaana khaaya jaata hai
Roj shaam ko yha ati hai 

Achchaa
tbhi aap 5 4 reh gye
Boujee which month ?
Me soch rha hu perms karwa du
Bhai mere dosto ke hisab se sahi laga unko sabse acha khaana mila india mein sab khush hain
harsh beniwal b sham ko sutta fookta tha
5'9 bitch
Haan like it's good par cleanliness aur food oe dhyaan dega toh it's the best
then bendover
Chup na lavdi
Foreign kai dost hai kya 
Kyaa
Chaayos ka chai diya hoga aapko 
π
Chalo dekhte hain
hn but loss m jari ye train india m kisiko itna facility ni chiye na itna luxury chiye so adhi khali jati h
Haan yrr
bura laga ? gandu
Apko chatpata Kahana ka mann karha na 
Vande bharat south mein bht jyada bhari hoti , vacancies milna is next to impossible
Dekha nhi yrr joh mila sab khaya dekha nhi koun sa brand ka tha
Terii mee ki chewww

Eee vanda bhart ka khana best laga unko kya hospitality karha aap 
Mujhe bura nhi laga lavdi
acha idhar delhi se jo chalti khali pilli si rehti delhi to bhopal chalti
Chai bekaar hoti eldum 
boujee who is father ?
chemde gendve
Mere yaha all over chalta hai 
Bhai hum sabki first time h mein toh bss india ki izzat bacha raha
@golden ermine
chai kahi ki achi ni h bencho ubalte hi nhi h dhang se
True
Firsa ek crime tea milgyi
allover all out hota h pgl
kya crime kia
Achi baat h isliye toh tujhe dost banaya h
bhai ye jo hum poty krte h train m direct patri p girti h kya ?
Arey chaayos ki dete eoh ekdum ghatiya instant wali
very serious question
Katal mera dur kai ristadar nai meri age ka hai 
Haan !! 
hn vhi islei bahar m humesha coffee prefer krti
ya fir kuch ni
ohh fir hum sb bhi patri pr hi hagte h
Bhai mere bagal mein ek bandi h bechari ka baar baar sar takra raha seat se 
oh
ac m jata to ye ni hota greeb
Wo muja samosa khilata tha jab bhi uska Ghar jata tha 
waw
Mujhe bhi khana hai samosa
meri b dost meko kinder joy deti thi
Us samosa wale nai ek ka katal kara hai abb kahoga 
up m milta h sbse acha samosa

abe chlo bye monday ko kaam puja krlete h
Fr real even bagal wala mp mai chla jao to eww samosa
Kiska katal kiya?
Kahe?
Why
Lavdi vande bharat mein kabhi travel kiya h tune jiyaan? Usme 2 class h ek cc ec bss
Kaam

Samose wale bhaiya se yeh umeed nhi thi
Bullying bullying mai katal kardiya ek minor ka or wo samosa wala 18 ka tha 
pta h meko bhosrike mazak krri thi sala usme beth beth k kamar ka dussa hojata
tu m b kro
muje ek intern hire krna h
abe papa agye bye
Mera experience kharab tha ek baar samosa kha kar 
I am available 
Ohhh fir thik hai
Dussa matlab?
Hota hai
Yes yes
Jail gya aaj hi btw wo criminal mera dur ka cousin hai 
Up aao itna tasty samosa chaat khilaunga
Samosagasm ajyga 
Up me samose wale katal kardete hain sorry 
Samosa wale nai nahi kiya
reqd story again
I donβt know at what point you are joking

Soniye
Tru story hai yar

Oh damn

Tell the whole story now

Crime documentary sun ni padegi na ab
Hein? Kyu?
Tu hi mere, tu hi mere ishq ki inteha hai
Tere bina meri subha nhi jalti
Dieting pe hoo
Ok ok so ya mera dur ka cousin hai who is like 18 yo old and thoda iski family ka dabdaba hai Gaon mai so he has a neghibhour who is lower cast
Chai chai
For thik hai
I am jealous of the people who can stay handsome and lean without putting any efforts
Kitne ki di bhaiya?
Sorry wrong one π«
Oh nvm
Me deta nahi hu 
The is actually a chai here
@lavanya
Yeahh π hie
@distant fulcrum
Ek tea bhi thi
@languid plover uthja bhosdi
To ya log usko bully karta tha usko bhout jada fir ek din uss bichara nai bully ji wjha sai suiside karliya or ya log video bhi bna rha tha @calm breach
Ye nhi h π« delete krdo

Random logo ko tag nhi krte buri baat h
birthday wish ka reply bhi nhi dete log
Fir uspa sc/st case laga idahar udhar chupa lekin kal arrest ho@.ukiyo.chan gya
Thankyou sir
not u ofc
Ke dil kare chu cha chu cha cha
huh
Aaj vi desh mai assi smasya hai 
Missed you

Bta yaar
π‘π‘
Chu cha chu cha chee
i wished u
Mere ko kyu he wish karega koi π₯π
on 8th
Dude tere pass number hai mera and you know i rarely come to discord

Bohot brain rot ara h aaj
πu were online
Wtf????
Happy Birthday @calm breach
Esa kon karta hai

I am always on dnd
Pta nai vai
mai to keh rha Umar kaid dedo usko 
Thanks π
Quaackkk Quaakkk
πwish to kiya tha na..u didn't see
Subha subha peka agya 

Sahi hai
π¦quackkk u
Pregnancy mai mat piya karo @glass leaf
Umar kaid honi chahiye
arey (chup) lecture bhi attend krti hu bhaiπ notes bhi bnati!

π
Quakkk what π¦
dekhe mene photos ig pr

Bat uska family wale sadly rich hai or wo victim kai family weak to maybe paiso mai baat karla 

bathak
Isiliye log justice me yakin nhi karte
oye kiska bday h
Better h ab
tha
areyπ
Tere upr jiska msg hain wo
Vai too
menu to bhout bura laga sunka 
8th ko
ashaw
π¦
Boujee pregnant hogya 
happy birthday
Haa momo quack
congratulations boujee
Thank you

@calm breach icym

Hnn usko shaam ko chatpata Kahana ka man karha 
Thank you cutu
Quckk u π¦

pucho pair bhari hogya h kya uska
Quackk u too π¦
Naina !!!
Hoagyee
but wo subh subha peka agaya fir quack quack karha yah
Smjao issa
Raina hai
Baccha pai bad asar hoga
π¦
vahi toh yaar
oye papa kon h??
omgggg
@glass leaf iss duniya mai ek or aryan ajayga
mat kar
Kavi Teri mee ke cheww π¦
ππ
yaar ye baune log kitne unfunny se hote
@glad smelt icym
Aaj pta chal apka paas bhi chewww hai π ruko himaly ki baby kit gift karta hun
wyd rn??
Duck drowned

mere se bhi paise lele
tumhara kab aata h?
Hnn canteen mai sasta milta hai 
beet gya mera toh
kab tha?
10 feb
@glass leaf casino mai sagun kai paisa lelo 
mere 2.5 weeks baad
baby shower kab hoga

tumhara kb h
itna to bataya guess karlo

@calm breach se puch lo eh is father !!
penguin
Congo aap papa bangyaee
itni badi galti kasa ?
Gaane sun rhi
usje alawa?
@calm breach are u the father of@glass leaf 's baby?
Discord pe baat kar rhi
vc pr?
π§

I am now a penguin
23 jan
yayayayyy
Chat par yk I donβt do vcs much
Casino pai sagun kai paisa bheju ? 
π§
yayayaya
aaja abhu
musalmaan
abhi
Galti ho jaati hai insaan se
konsa saal tumhara?
Kidhar?
Mulli ke parathe
2009

ohh bhai
boujee tera bday kab ata
Aaja
Ignore krdiyaa
ππ

chord
aaya

kavi
Tera bday kab ata
aa gaya
Abey bahot zor susu aari bagal mein cutie h kaise jau?
27 nov 
alele
alelele
Window khol ke krlo
Aleelele kya isma 
Bin mausam baarish
Full pack h window kaha se kholu? Aur bc ye kya idea de Raha
Bottle me krdo

Pasiaaa lelele casinooo paiiii @glass leaf
Dekha jaye toh mujhe Jana chahiye
Ye khud 6 baar chale gyi
Chi bc tere saath sync hogyaa
ewwwwww lemme remove ts
Rehne do bhai aap 


Chaddi me krdo !! Usse lgage u are still kid fir tumhe pamper kregi

How can I be a father
Delte
But mein thoda shy hu kaise jau?
Fas fas
ain't no way
I am binbyaahi maa
Report hogyi to acc suspend hai 
Chutiya klaus


And aab bahot ho gaya aab nhi control kar pa raha
arey yaar aise he bolo usse wait abhi aya me 5 min me
Abhi id udte udte bachi
Vande bhart ka washroom to clean hai suma chingari nahi nikalto

π

Mera sath hua tha fir adhar card dikhaya pada 
So rhi h ek toh ye apne sar adhar mere kandhe mein rakh di h awkward feel ho raha
Usko bolo mam may I got to washroom π«°

ispe to vo bhi nhi h

pyar se sarr ko side krke mutne jaa ftaft
Waaat 
Bhai woh toh theek h but ye cutie baithi h
Wah re wah
Bagal mai ? 
got to
Wahi karna padega bhai
vahi kar
Usse bhi le jaao saath me company dene

Haan bhai jaise bus mein hoti h waise
Our lil comedian
Hao
Isliye Teri koi bandi nhi h
Avee baitha hun vanda bhart mai
uss sai bolo excuse me pls
Bas
Ye nepali kitni absurd baatein krti hai
Visual representation of kavi being kavi
Ek or trick btau@ivory pilot chocolate Khadilr lo 2 or usko ek dena 
Okay
Aisa backchod log ki tarah bolega toh personal hi hunga

Andar milta h?
Me to tum dono ki Susu date fix krwa rha tha

Haan milti hai jha chai ka puchta unsa bolo chocolate hai
Ruko aab bahot ho gaya control nhi ho raha ja raha
Aryan ke aate hi ladkiyaan gaayab hojaati
Chocolate na ho to ice-cream to hoti hai @ivory pilot

π―
Sab dm me chali jaati h uske
Aapka ye idea bada ajeeb tha usne jhatke mein apna sar mera sar par rakh diya zor se
aab kya karu
Gaali bharne 
Ok ok bhai yrr ye milkiee ne kand karwa diya π

Keh rha hu usse bhi saath jaana hain usse le jaao
utha do usko aur usko bhi apne saath le jao
Marijo ko dekhna round pai nahi jana ?
Phirse sync hogyaa mkb 
Usne bola pyaar se uska sar hatao toh fir hataya toh achanak usse kya hua zor se sar Mardi apna mere sar par aur wapis so gyi
Chup
abey tu jana
Tu shant reh bhai zindagi bhar teri koi bandi nhi banegi
wapas sogyi...wasa enjoy kar abb
hatt
ye kya ashleel baatein kar rahi ho
Waahre maadharchod ladki ne bhi same chizz likhi lekin tune gaali sirf mujhe di

bro atp just go yar usse utha aur bol 5 min ruk abhi aya washroom se

Abey bhai kya karu mein fas gaya

it's not a big deal bhai

π

Susu
Ye kab?
Jagha do fr bass sorry keh dena
Aab bahot ho gaya aab bolunga
haan bolo
Ok
Woh dekhegi ki tune pant me Susu krdiyaa hain and smjgi u are cute like a kid and tujhe pamper kregi




Schl ni coaching hai sham ko


Ho gaya finally π₯ yayyy
Ek anus pe repta padega naa uterus baahar aajayega
Icecream ya chocolate lele uska liya
Aag mutti kyaa ??
Lagta hai pregnancy ki books bhi padh rha
Gud gud

Blader hota hai ig
Uska uterus hai



Thor ka hathora
Hi uki chan
Mera hogaya abse
Hola
Hmm
Mayonnaise
Hola amigo 

Wassup
Puta
Chi boujee apke thoughts 
Kya haal chal kesi chal rhi life
Majdoori krne lg jaao do paise bhi aayege
Jese adult ki life chalti hai wesi hi chal rhi hai
@ivory pilot hogya ? 
Collage me adult life hmm

Nhi woh rage room se achcha destruction site pe kaam pe lag jaao

Mat shuru karo yeh topic wapis waha se bhaag ke yaha aayi hu


Ok ok calm down
Galat bola 
Baby calm down
To btao ?
Calm down
Tru hai
Kaam ki wajah se hi rage room jana hai
Ik π«

Delete kardu Issa phela duck muja mara 
Calm hi toh hu bawaal khada nhi kar sakti filhaal
Susu
Haa bhai
Nhi bhai kuch nhi dikha mujhe
Bhul ja bhai bandi tu
Ayein? Koi staff wala hoga pucho ussa 
Tumhe bhi kaam milne ke kuch mahine baad rage room jaane ki iccha hogi
Dhundne pe sab kuch mil jata hai
Staff so raha tha

Ohh...sab so rha kya train hai driver ko check karo ek bar 
Aag muti π₯π𧨠not what u are thinking
Abey bhai 3 min tak muta mazza aa gaya
Yaha pe unpaid internships bhi nhi mil rhi 
Arey tu dara kyu raha

Atleast rage room jaane ke paise to hoge
Agle 2 janam tak bhulja bandi ko
Namaste london ke gaane sun ne chahiye
Kon si
Haa obviously but is homebody ko bahar jaane me maut aati hai
Love ka lawdalassan nhi chahiye
Us movie ke saare songs acche hai

india hai chalta hai aap to wasa bhi aus wal ho
Check karo



