general-chat

[frozen dew]

Kyaa

[mellow sage]

yess

[frozen dew]

😯😯😯

[mellow sage]

toothpaste corn se banta h

[frozen dew]

Thanks

I don't like the boiled one

[near sedge]

Attention dedo

[frozen dew]

Hi

[ivory pilot]

5 rooms h but washroom ka kisi ko idea nhi tha ki sirf 2 hai ek first floor aur ek ground floor abhi pura traffic ho raha

[tender drum]

same

[near sedge]

Hi

[frozen dew]

Keseo

[near sedge]

Badia 😞

[frozen dew]

Damn un log ko paani se Krna aata h?

[frozen dew]

Nhi lag rhe badia to

[mellow sage]

i dont like any bhai

corn khalu toh vaise ka vaise bahar ata h mkc

jaadu

[near sedge]

Hemlo

[frozen dew]

Voh to acha lgta h

[mellow sage]

chabau itna toh bhi kese

[near sedge]

😋 ab?

[frozen dew]

Ab to happy lag rhe ho kese kia

[near sedge]

Its magic its magic

Tumblr kya hoya

[frozen dew]

Jadoo se muje cheetah banado

[near sedge]

Done

Ok

[frozen dew]

Ohh wow 🐆🐆 rawrrr

[mellow sage]

hum log 🍃 fookte h tb raag sunte h

[frozen dew]

🐆

[mellow sage]

bohot mast lagta h

[frozen dew]

Fookte

😢

[near sedge]

Furry h kya tu bhi?

[frozen dew]

I hate you

Foxy

Now

Smoker ahh guy

[mellow sage]

[near sedge]

Konsa raag

[mellow sage]

not smoker but i am able to do it

[frozen dew]

Haan yrr

[mellow sage]

aise flex nahi krra

[frozen dew]

Wdym everybody can

[near sedge]

Chi yrr

[mellow sage]

noo

[frozen dew]

Tum ni ho kya

[mellow sage]

its diff

[near sedge]

Ni

[frozen dew]

How

[frozen dew]

M bhi nhi hoon yrr

Joxx th

[mellow sage]

nashe krneko nahi krta yaar socialise krneko krta hu 😭

[frozen dew]

Tf is rong withu

[near sedge]

Kartik ki pfp deko

[mellow sage]

boobiess

[frozen dew]

Thankyou yrr

Srimp ne mere liye banai

[near sedge]

😋😋♥️

[frozen dew]

Flying boobies

Boobies

😢

[near sedge]

Boob

[mellow sage]

[near sedge]

I sent on visual art yesterday

[frozen dew]

Socialise hone ke liye kuch bhi krega

[mellow sage]

yesss

[frozen dew]

Yr mana kardia kar

Haan kyaa

[mellow sage]

[frozen dew]

Ye khudi nashe karta h fir socialise boldeta h

[near sedge]

Why i was born

[frozen dew]

😕

[mellow sage]

nahh

birthday pe bs

[frozen dew]

Srimp to sad hi h bahut

[mellow sage]

kyuki drunk bowling krna tha

[frozen dew]

Why i was born to Mai rarely itna sad hota hoon

Goodnight

[mellow sage]

[frozen dew]

Ache songs the

Foxy you too

[mellow sage]

[paper vault]

FOMO

[near sedge]

[paper vault]

[mellow sage]

fear of making out

[paper vault]

Should I get my nose pierced

Say yes

[mellow sage]

septum?

yes

[frozen dew]

Yes

Septum ring

[near sedge]

Han pura chidwa lo sb jaga se

[mellow sage]

gold se kr

[paper vault]

Nvm I don’t have a good nose

Her

[near sedge]

5-6 nose pin daal lena chamkili naak ban jayegi

[mellow sage]

[paper vault]

Crazy

[mellow sage]

mast joke tha but bohot jyada hojaega

[paper vault]

You’re referring to me in third person

Or second person

Which person

[mellow sage]

@frozen dew ye last song fir me bhi going

[paper vault]

I should be sleeping

[frozen dew]

Ok m bhi going fir

[paper vault]

How do I switch my brain off

[near sedge]

Bhai jam ho kaha raha

[paper vault]

[mellow sage]

spotify 😭

[paper vault]

Bhot zyada shopping karli

[frozen dew]

Sia seeds

[paper vault]

That’s one of her nicknames

SIA seeds

SIA bai

[frozen dew]

Lol

[near sedge]

Get a piercing

[paper vault]

Flying fuck is still my favourite

Nothings beating that

Darwaze band kardo, flying fuck bahar chale jaega

[mellow sage]

flying jatt

mera bff

[vagrant skiff]

Hello

[paper vault]

Dono hi bakwas the

Now I wanna kiss her beak

[frozen dew]

Flying Jatt pedo

[paper vault]

Vo to Merko nahi sone deti

Chay chay karna chalu kardeti hai

[vagrant skiff]

Wow

[paper vault]

Luna gets me the best

Birch never complains w the shit I pull

[near sedge]

Are you talking about pets?

[paper vault]

Just rolls w everything

[paper vault]

No

[vagrant skiff]

Who

[paper vault]

Anushri can speak for herself, thanks

[near sedge]

Chi yr

[vagrant skiff]

Ohh but there is no challenge

[paper vault]

Mother in law?

[vagrant skiff]

Being simp is a challenge to her

?

[paper vault]

You’re getting cringe here oath

Leave asap

[vagrant skiff]

Oh fall in love

[paper vault]

[vagrant skiff]

lol

[paper vault]

Everything you’re doing here is

[vagrant skiff]

Lovebirds, lol we haven’t even talked with each other

Buddy you are crazy

[ivory pilot]

Paper hai

[frozen dew]

Abey neend kyuni aarhi

Wtff

[daring turtle]

Muth

[frozen dew]

Abey ni aarhi neen

Kal jana h bc

9 bje

Can someone shut me off

[ivory pilot]

Lode soja mara jayega

[frozen dew]

Ni hora

Voh feeling neend wali

[ivory pilot]

Joh nhi soya woh 10 baap ka

[frozen dew]

So to tum bhi nhi rahe

??

[gloomy lance]

Ye sala nalla

Jab dekho

Gc me hota

[ivory pilot]

Lode mein travel kar raha hu aur tu gandmasti farak h

[mellow sage]

Bs muth bolke chala gaya 😭😭

Legend

[weak crane]

Aaj kal ye ded rehta hai kya?

[tender drum]

noo

mai dead hu

[mental kayak]

Good morning

Ram Ram

[mellow sage]

Ghar se nikal gaya vapas college

Vapas gandmari zindagi jeene ke liye

Ek gandmari degree ke liye

Mkb bhai

[vale parcel]

heylo yawr
Suprabhat

[ivory pilot]

Hey suprabhat

[vale parcel]

kkrh

[ivory pilot]

Train mein hu

Ghumi ghumi

[vale parcel]

Khan ja rhe

[ivory pilot]

Siliguri

[vale parcel]

Oh ho

Maze karo

[ivory pilot]

Hehehehe aap kkrh?

[vale parcel]

Clg jaungiii abhi thodi der main

[ivory pilot]

Wow vacation kab se hain?

[vale parcel]

Abhi to time hai exams honge

[ivory pilot]

Arey bc 🦕 tumlogo ka college etna late exam conduct kyu karwaya raha h

[vale parcel]

Bekar log hain yrr kya bolna

[ivory pilot]

Meri ekjam toh fata fat ho gaya july mein khulega aab

[vale parcel]

Wowow tabhi ghumi ghumi

[ivory pilot]

Yes yesss no tension

[vale parcel]

Hehehe badiya have fun

[ivory pilot]

Thank you 😊

[vale parcel]

Wlcmmm cyaaa

[ivory pilot]

Byeeee

[golden agate]

[worthy ingot]

[hoary robin]

[ivory pilot]

Bahot saalo baad gc shant hua

[crimson gale]

Hey zoeyyy

[distant pawn]

Roj hota hai

[rose quartz]

[maiden fjord]

Ye whi Zoey hai

[maiden fjord]

School nhi hai tera

[dawn temple]

Soja bkl

[golden ermine]

kal rat m dar lggha

@ivory pilot

[frozen dew]

Bc uth gya jldi

[devout blaze]

Ye kya hota hai

[ivory pilot]

Jab aata hu kutto ki tarah baatein karte hain yaha par

[ivory pilot]

Hila lena tha

[distant pawn]

Doggy ko potato ki smell pasand hogi isliya

[mellow sage]

kya re

How’s monday

[vagrant skiff]

[prime zinc]

[vagrant skiff]

Wasssup boii

[quartz aurora]

Ye bkl abhi tk YHI he

Me soke uth bhi chuka

[mellow sage]

Hizru boy

[vagrant skiff]

Bkl is a curse word right

[quartz aurora]

Crush

[vagrant skiff]

My bad, I m high rn

[distant pawn]

Started by listing gym mai item songs

Ek to asa gana bajata hai ya log

[prime zinc]

[vagrant skiff]

It's a long weekend

[prime zinc]

Ntg js sitting outside my unv

[vagrant skiff]

Ohhh great, did you leave early

[golden ermine]

same thought abe tumko hota h ki rat m fat jati ho kabi

[mellow sage]

maza ata hoga

[mellow sage]

[mellow sage]

Tumko kya bolri h

[north palm]

Ek.game hai

[mellow sage]

Tujhme aur humme kuch farak hai kya

[devout blaze]

Kya hota usme

[north palm]

Words rhte hain
1 team member hint deta hai
Baakiyo ko words guess krne hote
2 different teams hoti red and blue respectively unke words

[devout blaze]

Wow

Batana khelega toh

[distant pawn]

Kaye ka maja 47 fail kara chla rha

[prime zinc]

No

[prime zinc]

Mai subha subha idhr 😑

Me fhuxking pff

[distant pawn]

Abb balam thanedar chla diya

[tame wyvern]

[mellow sage]

Pyara banade pagal banade tujhe kameena bhi

Jalake karde rakh ya bana de tujhe nagina bhi

Sikhade tujhe marna ya sikhade tujhe jeena bhi

Pasand kya h mujhe uska
Uski adaein aur BAALO VALA SEENA BHI

[mellow sage]

Best shit

[prime zinc]

[mellow sage]

Kyu rora h

[prime zinc]

Ya kya likha Hai ?

[mellow sage]

Shayari

Ek aur sunau?

[prime zinc]

[prime zinc]

Sunao

[mellow sage]

Vo aaye aur chale gaye humari kabrr pe moot ke

Vo aaye aur chale gaye humari kabrr pe moot ke

[north palm]

Ha

[mellow sage]

Chalo koi nahi usi bahane darshan hogye unke choott ke

[golden ermine]

kya

tumko mtlb tumaiko

[mellow sage]

Tumaiko

Khaini khaoge?

[golden ermine]

na baba

dant m dard hoiba

[distant pawn]

haryanvi item song chla rha

[golden ermine]

i only hav 31 teeth

[prime zinc]

bdiya

[golden ermine]

kya re miya

aj subo ko ara tum

[prime zinc]

Vacation chalta miya , abhi roj aatu subha ku shaam ku

[golden ermine]

kuch kro re vrna jindgi jhapat marti

[prime zinc]

Lab ku aaaya ,

[mellow sage]

Bacteria ka sex krwata h tu

[prime zinc]

[mellow sage]

Bacteria viruses fungus ka dalla

Paise bhi leta h

[golden ermine]

lab assistant hote kya

[prime zinc]

Abhi no kaam unke saath

[prime zinc]

Nakku miya lab assistant ku taadne aaya

[golden ermine]

dosa ka batter k lie lactic acid lene

[prime zinc]

Dosa bht din ho gyaa banke

[golden ermine]

apne idhar to ekuvu chokra rehta

[prime zinc]

Lab assistant achi dikhti , usko hi taadne aatu

Pichlu 5 Dina se

[quartz aurora]

[glass leaf]

50 saal ki buddhiyo ko taadne jaata hain asswin

[quartz aurora]

Isse ladkiya kya ladke bhi uncomfortable hojae

[prime zinc]

Bkl technician 50 ki kyu hogi

24 ki hai

[golden ermine]

aah dayum gurr

[glass leaf]

Bc technician bhi femal aane lagi aajkal

[prime zinc]

Hoti research labs mein

[prime zinc]

[glass leaf]

Humari faculty me bas ek male hain baaki sab femal

[golden ermine]

mamereko ek puchna ka hotu
ki vizag side b aise hi batan krte baingan

[glass leaf]

A woman should not be appointed as a HOD

I said never

[mellow sage]

[glass leaf]

Bkldi

[ivory pilot]

Acha

[ivory pilot]

Kyu bahi?

[glass leaf]

Male faculty best hoti bhai

[prime zinc]

Naku vizag side aise nakku hoti baatan

[glass leaf]

[golden ermine]

ek meri dost h uski m story dikaungi bhai daily daru ki video hoti
ye daily kaise pite log bhai

[golden ermine]

to kya telugu ?

[mellow sage]

Female faculty bhi acchi hoti h bhai

If they know what they are doing

[glass leaf]

Fews

[prime zinc]

My both Hod and prof are female

[golden ermine]

bhai meri fat gyi pta ni random thoughts dar lgra tha koi fictional world m chli gyi and bure log muje gher lie

lmao

[prime zinc]

Hao

[golden ermine]

jadu tona hora tha

[golden ermine]

oh so definitely u r in telugu verse sv

[glass leaf]

Pta nhi kyuu lekin jab ek female ko Hod yaa kuch jyaada badhiya wala post mil jaaye toh woh log Boht pride lelete hain usme and sometimes they behave like we are nothing

[prime zinc]

No I'm not in any telugu svr

[ivory pilot]

Acha

[ivory pilot]

Bhai Aaj mein jab railway ke liye nikla toh rg kar hospital dekha

[golden agate]

[golden ermine]

tumhala telugu log avadat nahi ?

[glass leaf]

Good morning pineapple 🍍

[golden ermine]

to

[prime zinc]

Aata hai mreko but I'm not in any telugu svr aise hi ,

[ivory pilot]

Toh kya lavdi pata nhi tujhe kya hua udhar?

[golden agate]

Matt Murdock ❎
Mutthi Maardo ✅

[glass leaf]

Aai zaavli

[prime zinc]

I was in Unq gamer svr bas

[golden ermine]

nako mi vicharle telugu log avadat nahi ?

[golden agate]

One of the goat episode of HIMYM

[golden ermine]

stfu

[glass leaf]

HIMYM

???

[mellow sage]

bhai vaise toh male hods aur sar pe chadte h

[glass leaf]

Tujhyaa nana chi taang

[ivory pilot]

Halki halki baarish ho rhi

[glass leaf]

Hods are the same animals !!

[golden agate]

How I Met Your Mother

[glass leaf]

Achchaa konsa wala ??

[golden agate]

Pineapple

Epsiode

[golden ermine]

e vediya bat ka grip nikalke ...teri

[distant pawn]

Assi Ghar agya

Maja agya aaj to

[golden ermine]

lmao u saw ?

🤣

[glass leaf]

Better than freinds

!!!

[golden agate]

[prime zinc]

Smjh ni

[glass leaf]

[golden agate]

+1000

[golden ermine]

tu mote kaise bigega halki barish a

[golden ermine]

i asked u teko telugu log psnd nhi kya

[golden agate]

FRIENDS is overrated sitcom ever

[ivory pilot]

Lavdi train mein hu

[glass leaf]

Friends me bhai kuch kuch lines hi funny hain and most of the times js a normal ahh

[golden ermine]

friends m background hasi itni h

[golden agate]

Indian Train to lawdi hi hoti h

[glass leaf]

Freinds me sirf chandler funny hain

[distant pawn]

Usko pasand hai na owasi pasand

[ivory pilot]

Vande bharat sahi laga mujhe

[prime zinc]

Aisa pasand hi hai but utna nahi

[golden ermine]

bhai train me poty m nahaega kya

[golden agate]

Time k sath wo jokes lame ho gaye hain

[golden agate]

kabhi ander hi nahi gaya uske

[golden ermine]

owasi kya hota

[distant pawn]

Nai joye bhi funny hi hai

[golden ermine]

muje b phle bhabhiji ghar p hai funy lgta tha

[ivory pilot]

Chodu h kya mein standard wali train booking karta hu teri tarah sleeper class mein travel nhi karta samjhi

[distant pawn]

Asududin owasi (naam ki spelling nahi ati Hyderabad ka MP)

[glass leaf]

Modern family

[golden ermine]

abey ac me b bathroom ni hota suar

[glass leaf]

Bhi achcha hain

Timepass shitt

[prime zinc]

2nd Class mein jaare ?

[ivory pilot]

Bhai jao kabhi kaafi sexy h

[golden agate]

Hahah wo uncles k liye show hai boomer uncles

[golden ermine]

acha

[ivory pilot]

Vande bharat cc

[golden agate]

yes ik ik, jab jarurat hogi to jaunga kabhi

[distant pawn]

Acha kya arre wo aimim ka adhyakch

[prime zinc]

Nahi hai , sirf naam ka hi speed hai speed kuch nahi hota food bhi average hota

[golden ermine]

m gyi hu vande bharat se gandu

[golden agate]

Owesi mentioned 🗣️

[prime zinc]

Badhiya

[ivory pilot]

Acha toh kya patri mein log hugte hain?

[golden ermine]

aimim

[glass leaf]

Humara Mulla !!

[golden ermine]

abe to nahate kaha h m ye puchi

[ivory pilot]

Ok

[distant pawn]

ya ya owesi akal right wing walo mai thida soft heart hai uska

[golden ermine]

tum to bina hage raho poty apni pet m ghusaye rakh @ivory pilot

[ivory pilot]

Khaana mujhe sahi laga achi meal thi

[golden ermine]

bencho koi hage b na

[distant pawn]

@golden ermine

[ivory pilot]

Good

[glass leaf]

Tu asa kuu likhta hain bhai

[golden agate]

Thulla

[ivory pilot]

Yep

[golden ermine]

nhi food acha h rajdhani se to

[prime zinc]

Breakfast diya hoga , lunch dega thode der mein

[golden ermine]

mereme itna matha nako

[golden agate]

Achha

[distant pawn]

Pta nahi

[prime zinc]

Wahi it's average , mreko ek baar mila tha itna Ganda food

[glad smelt]

[golden agate]

Yes please suck it all

[ivory pilot]

Mujhe kya pata lavdi kabhi journey kiya hi nhi hu first time mera vande bharat h

[golden ermine]

nahi phle morning tea coffee cookie deta fir brkfast fir lunch fir snacks fir poty krna parta

itna khane k bad

[distant pawn]

Doodddh

[glass leaf]

Pedhle momo jab dekhu tab

... Khair

[ivory pilot]

Ye sab tu karti hogi mein nhi ghar se acha hug kar aaya hu no need

[next ember]

[golden ermine]

🤕 are hn tu african ka pilla kaha train m chadha h
tejas se jata maza ajata

[golden agate]

Dukh ki baat karra

[ivory pilot]

Hmmm

[golden ermine]

abey tu kya oonth h jo hump m haga hua store krega ab 4 dino tk

[prime zinc]

Subha 5 baje ya 6 baje deta hai chai , breakfast 7:30 8 ko , lunch 12 baje if morning train hai toh

[glass leaf]

Yeh perms krvaye hain yaa natural hai ???

[distant pawn]

Achi meal it has no spice

[ivory pilot]

Acha sahi h par mein toh 1:30 tak pauch jaunga

[distant pawn]

Khae ki achhi meal

[golden ermine]

hn meko 4 bar uthaya bs larka cute tha to m gussa ni krpai

[glad smelt]

sham ko padhayi hoti h

[prime zinc]

Haan toh dega shyd ,

[ivory pilot]

Sahi baat h

[prime zinc]

[glass leaf]

[next ember]

Natural h bhai genetics

[golden ermine]

abey aisa lgta h flight wala treatment hota thora bss
baki kn

[glad smelt]

[glass leaf]

Shaam ko padhai nhi chatpata khaana khaaya jaata hai

[distant pawn]

Roj shaam ko yha ati hai

[glass leaf]

[glass leaf]

Achchaa

[golden ermine]

tbhi aap 5 4 reh gye

[distant pawn]

Boujee which month ?

[glass leaf]

Me soch rha hu perms karwa du

[ivory pilot]

Bhai mere dosto ke hisab se sahi laga unko sabse acha khaana mila india mein sab khush hain

[golden ermine]

harsh beniwal b sham ko sutta fookta tha

[glass leaf]

5'9 bitch

[prime zinc]

Haan like it's good par cleanliness aur food oe dhyaan dega toh it's the best

[golden ermine]

then bendover

[ivory pilot]

Chup na lavdi

[distant pawn]

Foreign kai dost hai kya

[glass leaf]

Kyaa

[prime zinc]

Chaayos ka chai diya hoga aapko

[glass leaf]

🍑

[ivory pilot]

Chalo dekhte hain

[golden ermine]

hn but loss m jari ye train india m kisiko itna facility ni chiye na itna luxury chiye so adhi khali jati h

[ivory pilot]

Haan yrr

[golden ermine]

bura laga ? gandu

[distant pawn]

Apko chatpata Kahana ka mann karha na

[prime zinc]

Vande bharat south mein bht jyada bhari hoti , vacancies milna is next to impossible

[ivory pilot]

Dekha nhi yrr joh mila sab khaya dekha nhi koun sa brand ka tha

[glass leaf]

Terii mee ki chewww

[distant pawn]

Eee vanda bhart ka khana best laga unko kya hospitality karha aap

[ivory pilot]

Mujhe bura nhi laga lavdi

[golden ermine]

acha idhar delhi se jo chalti khali pilli si rehti delhi to bhopal chalti

[prime zinc]

Chai bekaar hoti eldum

[golden ermine]

muje b ni lga lamde

shemde

[distant pawn]

boujee who is father ?

[golden ermine]

chemde gendve

[prime zinc]

Mere yaha all over chalta hai

[ivory pilot]

Bhai hum sabki first time h mein toh bss india ki izzat bacha raha

[glass leaf]

@golden ermine

[golden ermine]

chai kahi ki achi ni h bencho ubalte hi nhi h dhang se

[ivory pilot]

True

[distant pawn]

Firsa ek crime tea milgyi

[golden ermine]

allover all out hota h pgl

[distant pawn]

Merpa sari crime wali kyu ati hai

[golden ermine]

kya crime kia

[ivory pilot]

Achi baat h isliye toh tujhe dost banaya h

[golden ermine]

bhai ye jo hum poty krte h train m direct patri p girti h kya ?

[prime zinc]

Arey chaayos ki dete eoh ekdum ghatiya instant wali

[golden ermine]

very serious question

[distant pawn]

Katal mera dur kai ristadar nai meri age ka hai

[glass leaf]

Haan !!

[golden ermine]

hn vhi islei bahar m humesha coffee prefer krti

ya fir kuch ni

[golden ermine]

ohh fir hum sb bhi patri pr hi hagte h

[ivory pilot]

Bhai mere bagal mein ek bandi h bechari ka baar baar sar takra raha seat se

[golden ermine]

oh

[golden ermine]

ac m jata to ye ni hota greeb

[distant pawn]

Wo muja samosa khilata tha jab bhi uska Ghar jata tha

[golden ermine]

waw

[calm breach]

Mujhe bhi khana hai samosa

[golden ermine]

meri b dost meko kinder joy deti thi

[calm breach]

India wala

Whitewashed nhi

[distant pawn]

Us samosa wale nai ek ka katal kara hai abb kahoga

[golden ermine]

up m milta h sbse acha samosa

[calm breach]

[golden ermine]

abe chlo bye monday ko kaam puja krlete h

[distant pawn]

Fr real even bagal wala mp mai chla jao to eww samosa

[calm breach]

Kiska katal kiya?

Kahe?

Why

[ivory pilot]

Lavdi vande bharat mein kabhi travel kiya h tune jiyaan? Usme 2 class h ek cc ec bss

[glass leaf]

Kaam

[calm breach]

Samose wale bhaiya se yeh umeed nhi thi

[distant pawn]

Bullying bullying mai katal kardiya ek minor ka or wo samosa wala 18 ka tha

[golden ermine]

pta h meko bhosrike mazak krri thi sala usme beth beth k kamar ka dussa hojata

[golden ermine]

tu m b kro

muje ek intern hire krna h

abe papa agye bye

[ivory pilot]

Mera experience kharab tha ek baar samosa kha kar

[glass leaf]

I am available

[calm breach]

Ohhh fir thik hai

[ivory pilot]

Dussa matlab?

[calm breach]

Hota hai

[ivory pilot]

Yes yes

[distant pawn]

Jail gya aaj hi btw wo criminal mera dur ka cousin hai

[glass leaf]

Samosa lawdaa achchaa samosa khaaye hue barso hogye

Noone asked kavi

[distant pawn]

Up aao itna tasty samosa chaat khilaunga

Samosagasm ajyga

[glass leaf]

Up me samose wale katal kardete hain sorry

[distant pawn]

Samosa wale nai nahi kiya reqd story again

[calm breach]

I don’t know at what point you are joking

Soniye

[distant pawn]

Tru story hai yar

[calm breach]

Oh damn
Tell the whole story now

[glass leaf]

[calm breach]

Crime documentary sun ni padegi na ab

[glass leaf]

Bhookh lag rhi hain lekin aaj kuch khaa nhi skta

[calm breach]

Hein? Kyu?

Tu hi mere, tu hi mere ishq ki inteha hai

Tere bina meri subha nhi jalti

[glass leaf]

Fast

[calm breach]

Nvm I shouldn’t say anything

[glass leaf]

Dieting pe hoo

[calm breach]

I see

I thought religious ho

[distant pawn]

Ok ok so ya mera dur ka cousin hai who is like 18 yo old and thoda iski family ka dabdaba hai Gaon mai so he has a neghibhour who is lower cast

[glass leaf]

Woh to me hoo lekin itnaa jyaada bhi nhi

[mellow sage]

Chai chai

[calm breach]

For thik hai

[glass leaf]

I am jealous of the people who can stay handsome and lean without putting any efforts

[calm breach]

Kitne ki di bhaiya?

[slender thorn]

Sorry wrong one 🫠

[calm breach]

Oh nvm

[mellow sage]

Me deta nahi hu

[calm breach]

The is actually a chai here

[slender thorn]

@lavanya

[slender thorn]

Yeahh 😀 hie

[glass leaf]

@distant fulcrum

[slender thorn]

Ek tea bhi thi

[mellow sage]

@languid plover uthja bhosdi

[distant pawn]

To ya log usko bully karta tha usko bhout jada fir ek din uss bichara nai bully ji wjha sai suiside karliya or ya log video bhi bna rha tha @calm breach

[slender thorn]

Ye nhi h 🫠 delete krdo

[inland path]

[slender thorn]

Random logo ko tag nhi krte buri baat h

[inland path]

birthday wish ka reply bhi nhi dete log

[distant pawn]

Fir uspa sc/st case laga idahar udhar chupa lekin kal arrest ho@.ukiyo.chan gya

[slender thorn]

Thankyou sir

[calm breach]

Klaus

Cutie

[inland path]

not u ofc

[mellow sage]

Ke dil kare chu cha chu cha cha

[inland path]

huh

[distant pawn]

Aaj vi desh mai assi smasya hai

[calm breach]

Missed you

[mellow sage]

[distant pawn]

Bta yaar

[inland path]

😡😡

[glass leaf]

Chu cha chu cha chee

[inland path]

i wished u

[slender thorn]

Mere ko kyu he wish karega koi 🥀😋

[inland path]

on 8th

[calm breach]

Dude tere pass number hai mera and you know i rarely come to discord

[inland path]

[mellow sage]

Bohot brain rot ara h aaj

[inland path]

😭u were online

[calm breach]

Wtf????

[glass leaf]

Happy Birthday @calm breach

[calm breach]

Esa kon karta hai

[glass leaf]

[calm breach]

I am always on dnd

[distant pawn]

Pta nai vai mai to keh rha Umar kaid dedo usko

[glass leaf]

🦆

I am a duck now

[calm breach]

Thanks 🙏

[glass leaf]

Quaackkk Quaakkk

[inland path]

😔wish to kiya tha na..u didn't see

[distant pawn]

Subha subha peka agya

[prime zinc]

[calm breach]

Sahi hai

[glass leaf]

🦆quackkk u

[distant pawn]

Pregnancy mai mat piya karo @glass leaf

[calm breach]

Umar kaid honi chahiye

[glad smelt]

arey (chup) lecture bhi attend krti hu bhai😠 notes bhi bnati!

[calm breach]

[glad smelt]

😋

[glass leaf]

Quakkk what 🦆

[inland path]

dekhe mene photos ig pr

[distant pawn]

Bat uska family wale sadly rich hai or wo victim kai family weak to maybe paiso mai baat karla

[calm breach]

[inland path]

Happy for you @calm breach

[glass leaf]

🦆

Quackkk

[glad smelt]

bathak

[calm breach]

Isiliye log justice me yakin nhi karte

[glad smelt]

oye kiska bday h

[slender thorn]

Better h ab

[inland path]

tha

[glad smelt]

arey😞

[glass leaf]

Tere upr jiska msg hain wo

[distant pawn]

Vai too menu to bhout bura laga sunka

[inland path]

8th ko

[glad smelt]

ashaw

[glass leaf]

🦆

[distant pawn]

Boujee pregnant hogya

[glad smelt]

happy birthday

[glass leaf]

Haa momo quack

[glad smelt]

congratulations boujee

[calm breach]

Thank you

[inland path]

@calm breach icym

[glad smelt]

[glass leaf]

I am whattheduckk

🦆

[distant pawn]

Hnn usko shaam ko chatpata Kahana ka man karha

[calm breach]

Thank you cutu

[glass leaf]

Quckk u 🦆

[calm breach]

[glad smelt]

pucho pair bhari hogya h kya uska

[glass leaf]

Quackk u too 🦆

[calm breach]

Yeh raina

Aur tum

Bade acche lagte hai

[glass leaf]

Naina !!!

[distant pawn]

Hoagyee but wo subh subha peka agaya fir quack quack karha yah

Smjao issa

[calm breach]

Raina hai

[distant pawn]

Baccha pai bad asar hoga

[glass leaf]

🦆

[glad smelt]

vahi toh yaar

[glad smelt]

oye papa kon h??

[glass leaf]

@calm breach

🦆

[glad smelt]

omgggg

[distant pawn]

@glass leaf iss duniya mai ek or aryan ajayga mat kar

[glass leaf]

Kavi Teri mee ke cheww 🦆

[glad smelt]

😭😭

[glad smelt]

yaar ye baune log kitne unfunny se hote

[inland path]

@glad smelt icym

[distant pawn]

Aaj pta chal apka paas bhi chewww hai 😭 ruko himaly ki baby kit gift karta hun

[inland path]

wyd rn??

[glass leaf]

Duck drowned

[glad smelt]

[glass leaf]

🌊🌊🌊

Rip duck

🦆

[glad smelt]

mere se bhi paise lele

[paper vault]

@cinder steppe #pictures me kisi Karna chalu acc hack hogya

[inland path]

tumhara kab aata h?

[distant pawn]

Hnn canteen mai sasta milta hai

[glad smelt]

beet gya mera toh

[inland path]

kab tha?

[glad smelt]

😼

[glad smelt]

10 feb

[distant pawn]

@glass leaf casino mai sagun kai paisa lelo

[inland path]

mere 2.5 weeks baad

[glad smelt]

baby shower kab hoga

[glass leaf]

Ab konsa jaanwar bnu

[calm breach]

[glad smelt]

tumhara kb h

[inland path]

itna to bataya guess karlo

[calm breach]

[glass leaf]

@calm breach se puch lo eh is father !!

[glad smelt]

penguin

[distant pawn]

Congo aap papa bangyaee itni badi galti kasa ?

[calm breach]

Gaane sun rhi

[inland path]

usje alawa?

[glad smelt]

@calm breach are u the father of@glass leaf 's baby?

[calm breach]

Discord pe baat kar rhi

[inland path]

vc pr?

[glass leaf]

🐧

[inland path]

[glass leaf]

I am now a penguin

[glad smelt]

23 jan

[glass leaf]

Paaackkk

Packk

[inland path]

yayayayyy

[calm breach]

Chat par yk I don’t do vcs much

[distant pawn]

Casino pai sagun kai paisa bheju ?

[glass leaf]

🐧

[glad smelt]

yayayaya

[inland path]

aaja abhu

[glad smelt]

musalmaan

[inland path]

abhi

[calm breach]

Galti ho jaati hai insaan se

[inland path]

konsa saal tumhara?

[glass leaf]

❄️🌨️

🐧

[calm breach]

Kidhar?

[inland path]

duo!

[glass leaf]

Mulli ke parathe

[glad smelt]

2009

[distant pawn]

[inland path]

ohh bhai

[glad smelt]

boujee tera bday kab ata

[calm breach]

Aaja

[glass leaf]

Ignore krdiyaa

[distant pawn]

[inland path]

💀💀

[glass leaf]

[glad smelt]

chord

[inland path]

aaya

[calm breach]

[glad smelt]

kavi

Tera bday kab ata

[inland path]

aa gaya

[glass leaf]

10 june !!!

[ivory pilot]

Abey bahot zor susu aari bagal mein cutie h kaise jau?

[distant pawn]

27 nov

[glad smelt]

alele

[glad smelt]

alelele

[glass leaf]

Window khol ke krlo

[distant pawn]

Aleelele kya isma

[glass leaf]

Bin mausam baarish

[glass leaf]

Bachchi hain tu jyaada allelele mat kar

[glad smelt]

[ivory pilot]

Full pack h window kaha se kholu? Aur bc ye kya idea de Raha

[glass leaf]

Bottle me krdo

[inland path]

[distant pawn]

Pasiaaa lelele casinooo paiiii @glass leaf

[ivory pilot]

Dekha jaye toh mujhe Jana chahiye

[distant pawn]

Guchha arhi aabb mujaaa

[ivory pilot]

Ye khud 6 baar chale gyi

[glass leaf]

Chi bc tere saath sync hogyaa

[glad smelt]

ewwwwww lemme remove ts

[ivory pilot]

Rehne do bhai aap

[inland path]

[distant pawn]

[glad smelt]

bathroom chale jao

yr

[distant pawn]

Bluetooth device connected

[glass leaf]

Chaddi me krdo !! Usse lgage u are still kid fir tumhe pamper kregi

[glad smelt]

[calm breach]

How can I be a father

[distant pawn]

Delte

[ivory pilot]

But mein thoda shy hu kaise jau?

[distant pawn]

Fas fas

[glad smelt]

ain't no way

[glass leaf]

I am binbyaahi maa

[distant pawn]

Report hogyi to acc suspend hai

[calm breach]

Chutiya klaus

[glass leaf]

[calm breach]

[ivory pilot]

And aab bahot ho gaya aab nhi control kar pa raha

[glad smelt]

arey yaar aise he bolo usse wait abhi aya me 5 min me

[calm breach]

Abhi id udte udte bachi

[distant pawn]

Vande bhart ka washroom to clean hai suma chingari nahi nikalto

[glad smelt]

😭

[inland path]

[distant pawn]

Mera sath hua tha fir adhar card dikhaya pada

[ivory pilot]

So rhi h ek toh ye apne sar adhar mere kandhe mein rakh di h awkward feel ho raha

[glass leaf]

Usko bolo mam may I got to washroom 🫰

[calm breach]

[inland path]

ispe to vo bhi nhi h

[glad smelt]

pyar se sarr ko side krke mutne jaa ftaft

[distant pawn]

Waaat

[ivory pilot]

Bhai woh toh theek h but ye cutie baithi h

[ivory pilot]

Wah re wah

[distant pawn]

Bagal mai ?

[distant pawn]

Maam may i drink washroom

[glad smelt]

got to

[ivory pilot]

Wahi karna padega bhai

[glad smelt]

vahi kar

[glass leaf]

Usse bhi le jaao saath me company dene

[maiden fjord]

[ivory pilot]

Haan bhai jaise bus mein hoti h waise

[glass leaf]

Our lil comedian

[ivory pilot]

Hao

[ivory pilot]

Isliye Teri koi bandi nhi h

[distant pawn]

Avee baitha hun vanda bhart mai uss sai bolo excuse me pls

Bas

[maiden fjord]

Ye nepali kitni absurd baatein krti hai

[glass leaf]

Personal kyu horaaa

[maiden fjord]

Visual representation of kavi being kavi

[distant pawn]

Ek or trick btau@ivory pilot chocolate Khadilr lo 2 or usko ek dena

[ivory pilot]

Okay

[ivory pilot]

Aisa backchod log ki tarah bolega toh personal hi hunga

[ivory pilot]

Andar milta h?

[glass leaf]

Me to tum dono ki Susu date fix krwa rha tha

[distant pawn]

Haan milti hai jha chai ka puchta unsa bolo chocolate hai

[ivory pilot]

Ruko aab bahot ho gaya control nhi ho raha ja raha

[ivory pilot]

Ok

[glass leaf]

Aryan ke aate hi ladkiyaan gaayab hojaati

[distant pawn]

Chocolate na ho to ice-cream to hoti hai @ivory pilot

[glass leaf]

[distant pawn]

💯

[mellow sage]

Sab dm me chali jaati h uske

[ivory pilot]

Aapka ye idea bada ajeeb tha usne jhatke mein apna sar mera sar par rakh diya zor se aab kya karu

[mellow sage]

Gaali bharne

[glass leaf]

Abhi gaali hi dene wala tha

[ivory pilot]

Ok ok bhai yrr ye milkiee ne kand karwa diya 😭

[mellow sage]

[distant pawn]

Kyaa

Pant Gili?

[glass leaf]

Keh rha hu usse bhi saath jaana hain usse le jaao

[glad smelt]

utha do usko aur usko bhi apne saath le jao

[distant pawn]

Marijo ko dekhna round pai nahi jana ?

[glass leaf]

Phirse sync hogyaa mkb

[ivory pilot]

Usne bola pyaar se uska sar hatao toh fir hataya toh achanak usse kya hua zor se sar Mardi apna mere sar par aur wapis so gyi

[ivory pilot]

Chup

[glad smelt]

abey tu jana

[glass leaf]

Tu meri copy kyu karri

[ivory pilot]

Tu shant reh bhai zindagi bhar teri koi bandi nhi banegi

[distant pawn]

wapas sogyi...wasa enjoy kar abb

[glad smelt]

hatt

[ivory pilot]

ye kya ashleel baatein kar rahi ho

[glad smelt]

😭

[glass leaf]

Waahre maadharchod ladki ne bhi same chizz likhi lekin tune gaali sirf mujhe di

[glad smelt]

bro atp just go yar usse utha aur bol 5 min ruk abhi aya washroom se

[distant pawn]

[ivory pilot]

Abey bhai kya karu mein fas gaya

[glad smelt]

it's not a big deal bhai

[distant pawn]

[glad smelt]

😭

[calm breach]

[glass leaf]

Pant me mutt de

[calm breach]

Susu

[ivory pilot]

Ye kab?

[calm breach]

Shame shame

Puppy shame

[distant pawn]

Jagha do fr bass sorry keh dena

[ivory pilot]

Aab bahot ho gaya aab bolunga

[glad smelt]

haan bolo

[ivory pilot]

Ok

[glass leaf]

Woh dekhegi ki tune pant me Susu krdiyaa hain and smjgi u are cute like a kid and tujhe pamper kregi

[calm breach]

[distant pawn]

[rose quartz]

Schl ni coaching hai sham ko

[distant pawn]

Ya boujee bhina

Pregnancy mai funny hogya

[rose quartz]

[distant pawn]

[ivory pilot]

Ho gaya finally 🔥 yayyy

[glass leaf]

Ek anus pe repta padega naa uterus baahar aajayega

[rose quartz]

Kya ho gaya

[distant pawn]

Icecream ya chocolate lele uska liya

[glass leaf]

Aag mutti kyaa ??

[distant pawn]

Lagta hai pregnancy ki books bhi padh rha

Gud gud

[rose quartz]

Blader hota hai ig

[distant pawn]

Uska uterus hai

[calm breach]

[rose quartz]

[calm breach]

[glass leaf]

Thor ka hathora

[rose quartz]

Hi uki chan

[calm breach]

Mera hogaya abse

[calm breach]

Hola

[rose quartz]

Hmm

[glass leaf]

Mayonnaise

[rose quartz]

Samaj rhe hoo

Potato bhi yehi bol rha tha

[rose quartz]

Hola amigo

[glass leaf]

Mjnoir kaa mayonnaise woww what a punn

[calm breach]

[calm breach]

Wassup

[glass leaf]

Puta

[rose quartz]

Chi boujee apke thoughts

[calm breach]

Rage room jana hai

🥲🥲

[rose quartz]

Kya haal chal kesi chal rhi life

[glass leaf]

Majdoori krne lg jaao do paise bhi aayege

[calm breach]

Jese adult ki life chalti hai wesi hi chal rhi hai

[distant pawn]

@ivory pilot hogya ?

[glass leaf]

Adult movie

Adult life *

[calm breach]

I am employed beach

Beetch

[rose quartz]

Collage me adult life hmm

[glass leaf]

Nhi woh rage room se achcha destruction site pe kaam pe lag jaao

[calm breach]

Mat shuru karo yeh topic wapis waha se bhaag ke yaha aayi hu

[distant pawn]

[glass leaf]

[rose quartz]

Ok ok calm down

[distant pawn]

Galat bola

[rose quartz]

Baby calm down

[distant pawn]

To btao ?

[rose quartz]

Calm down

[glass leaf]

Tru hai

[calm breach]

Kaam ki wajah se hi rage room jana hai

[distant pawn]

Ik 🫂

[calm breach]

[glass leaf]

Achchaaa

[distant pawn]

Delete kardu Issa phela duck muja mara

[calm breach]

Calm hi toh hu bawaal khada nhi kar sakti filhaal

[glass leaf]

Kisiko kaam ki wajah se rage aarha ..aur mereko kaam nhi mil rha

[ivory pilot]

Susu

[calm breach]

Haa bhai

[ivory pilot]

Nhi bhai kuch nhi dikha mujhe

[ivory pilot]

Bhul ja bhai bandi tu

[distant pawn]

Ayein? Koi staff wala hoga pucho ussa

[calm breach]

Tumhe bhi kaam milne ke kuch mahine baad rage room jaane ki iccha hogi

[rose quartz]

Dhundne pe sab kuch mil jata hai

[ivory pilot]

Staff so raha tha

[rose quartz]

[distant pawn]

Ohh...sab so rha kya train hai driver ko check karo ek bar

[glass leaf]

Aag muti 🔥🚒🧨 not what u are thinking

[ivory pilot]

Abey bhai 3 min tak muta mazza aa gaya

[glass leaf]

Yaha pe unpaid internships bhi nhi mil rhi

[ivory pilot]

Arey tu dara kyu raha

[calm breach]

[glass leaf]

Atleast rage room jaane ke paise to hoge

[ivory pilot]

Agle 2 janam tak bhulja bandi ko

[calm breach]

Namaste london ke gaane sun ne chahiye

[ivory pilot]

Kon si

[glass leaf]

Kisko chahiye bandi bhai

[calm breach]

Haa obviously but is homebody ko bahar jaane me maut aati hai

[glass leaf]

Love ka lawdalassan nhi chahiye

[rose quartz]

Aryan ke paas sab contacts hote hai

Usse puch lo

[calm breach]

Us movie ke saare songs acche hai

[glass leaf]

+69

[calm breach]

[distant pawn]

india hai chalta hai aap to wasa bhi aus wal ho

Check karo