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You donβt watch World Cup, you got it. Bloody fake plastic fans
Did I say??
ππππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Sorry I apologise I am bit frustrated
acha
It'sokk
5 baje honge match
M cricket bhi ni dekhta
Nd kahan dekkhte ho
Yep USA time baby
he doesnt know shit π , usne bas aese hi pucha fan van ni kisika
bola jara hai ki iss world cup me hojayenge uske 1k goals
dd national pe aayega
Ik poor Kartik
Hahaha yes
Wtf πππ
I lashed out for no reason
sahi hai aapka
Issokay
happens
It could be true cuz no one is buying the rights
han jio vio kisine right ni kharide
similar china me bhi hua
Merepe tv nhi h
60M me jaake baat hui last
Dd national tv p h na??
kisi to ott vaghera pe aa hi jayega
Pirated websites pe dekh lena
Haa ye bhi hoga
I canβt dear as everyone role canβt be tagged
Highlights hi dekunga
India pe kiske pass rights hai, Jio said no na?
happy birthday
Happy birthday anushri

soja
Bass thoda dekhna h kese kya hota h
no
nessdoor ki bday?
Yes
han, sabne hi mana kr diya,
@paper vault
dd national kis platform pe aata hoga
Ek ball hoti hai aur goal post hota hai aur ball post andar gayi toh goal hota hai, toh team ko ek point milta hai
Happy bday
Kyu profit hoga bhai sabse jyada log dekhte h shyad
L India
@paper vault wish you a happy birthday, hope you live a long happy life
I m not that dumb
lol
Bass m ese zone out na ho jaun agar football ki baat kre to koi
jiotv pe aata dd national
Okkkk
arre raat me haina , 4-5 baje
kon hi jagega uss time pe
4-7-8 hoga
M sora hoon adhe gnte m
Never wish that, what if that long life is struggling through the pain of cancer and dies at 97
naukari wale log kaam dandhe pe jayenge match ki jagah
isiliye happy bhi likha
pessi + mistic
Sunday ngga
Oh I missed that
har match sunday ko thodi hoga
wish you a very short life then..happy birthday
Ooh
ipl jaisa hi system hai
itna likhna hi kyu hai razna bhai
happy birthday likho bass
true
Tu kaam karhi hai?
Jhut bolri h
π€£
Meri dost ko jhuta sirf me bolungi
theeke tu bolde

reddit krke aya ruk
App bata kispe design krti h tu?
Abey
Ez
Youβre here
Not in my dms
Come back
Weβre always together in the chat
Anyways
I was asking
Are you friends w these people?
what too much caffeine does to a person
And ye rasna kisi ka alt hai kya?
Same
Even matcha keeps me up
And I drink matcha only bc I wanna fall asleep
I think you are just stressed
Why blame macha 
Bhai laptop dhundra
Usme solidworks ka crack version h
Aur 3d max h
Try krunga
3d max pe ig ho jaega suspension 
I will try
Not an expert
Ruk ruk

Mera khul jaye vo badi baat h
Kuch banna baadki baat
New words h oath ye sab mere liye
Me mbbs student hu
Ahhh vaiseee
You just need suggestions kyaa
Wait
Ionno you said it

Okay okayy
Me research papers dhundra

So jao pancho sb..
Sulade
Damn bro thatβs crazy
@quaint shuttle what type of suspension are we planning
Okay figured
Ha but research toh uske according hi hai saare
Yess
Just padha methodology me π
@quaint shuttle dms 
interesting toh hai
What's keeping you awake 
monsters under my bed
Kaise nikla jaye is se
Jo bhi hai 
Like pani pina
Hgna
Mootna
Cllg ni hota kya suBah pagul
me nahi jata
Mbbs practice ghar pe krta h
nahi 
junior attendance lagata h
me online lec dekh ke neet pg ke liye prep krta hu
Exams? M pass hogys
Final year
marrow krke aap h
uspe hote h
similar to unacademy
Ohh pvt cllgh?
ππ bhai
Ye muje kese pata hoga
Bccc ni bola
Damnn neet m kitni rank thi ?
ππ insaan bkc kare din bhar toh usko unpadh hi smjh lete ho
Bhigde baap ki ameer aulaad???
βοΈ
π
Skeleton hai 
Real to ni hoga
Abeyyy
ππππππ
Skeleton
π¦΄
πππ
Watch nhi

Yrrr
pen khatam krdega tu
Hogya
Full se thoda kam th
Sone hi jara
Byee
Gn
bye bbg
yo
Yo
Hlo
ΰ€Έΰ₯ΰ€ͺΰ₯ΰ€°ΰ€ΰ€Ύΰ€€ π
Subha hogyi mamu
Mamu
Mamu
Eee subha hogyi mamu
Mamu
Ee mamu
Chanda mama so gye suraj chahu aagye

Ig ima gonna sleep some more

hi

Dekh liya Vaazha 2 
aaaye , how was it ?
mast tha

aaj start karunga
noice noice
ofcc story ke liye dekhung
haan woh bhi hai
Peak Filmmaking
dekhliya ?
abhi nahi
@dull thistle how do you sleep with those flying so close, is that photo from your house ?
Why a dream π
you talking abt the photos in pictures ?
Yes
mann mere ghar ke upar se udte hai , it's so good to see .
unka nahi pata par
Aur sleep ? Awaj nahi hota bohot, I'm speculating here
Isiliye toh pucha
nahi hota , they just fly at a hright of 3 palm trees
All of the flights are in the morning , raat ekdum 10 flight udte hai
That intresting
Konse airport ke pass rehte ho ?
Orye bhai ye toh mast najara hai
Vizag airport
Airport mere ghar se 10km dur hai but the flights open the wheels and touch down mere ghar se start hota all the stuff
Mast city
ikr
Sheesh
haan , mai roz spotting karta hu
each and evry flight
yaa thoda bahut hota hai
i can tell where the flight is heading based upon its direction
in which it is flying
Bhai is now a flight analyst

Issokey
Morning tho
Karte kya hova vaise ?
Ye Vaazha 3 ban raha h
student hu
yes , a story of billion girls
movie hai
ohh sahi hai
bc mai subha subha online wtff bro 
Me bhi π
Selling 3 exclusive folders β C, S & V
Each folder contains 3000+ videos with lifetime access.
Tumhara nickname nothing mobile ki style jaise hai
Hmm
wtf @severe cloak

Ohh
ek to idhar bhosdi se log ate h ki larkiya ni aati h
whi na
kuch haseen ladkiyo se baate nhi hopari h
Ek bhi ladki ni abhi chat mai
ye ajata h saggy larkio ko uncomfy krne
sahi baat hai
fr
Aur bata Bhai kaisa hai
π ye sala insan dc ata kyu h
2 -3 larkiyo se bat krne
sv se dm m lejane
ye motive hi pura ni hora
5-6*
im 2 women man
Acha
mne aj upma banaya
aur khalia
by chance sahi bangya
kiska upma
π
hi adarsh
badhiya hai
long tym no segs
Tujhe kaam waam to aata hai atleast
thora seekra hu bad m biwi se seekunga
pepal buli me
Chotibachi
yeah... it's been more than 15 hours
fr
dc aane ka kuch to fayda hoga
kabi mehnat bekar ni jati
so... ready for tonight again?
im literally jealous of ur past gf aina
chi dc wali se shadi Krna hai tujhe? 
Ew
not with my ex obviously
to kya hua
Loda binchod mkc fielding karte karte pith me moch agyi
happy but tell me one thing ,, u made out w her imaginign me right
Ball boy
lol
tonigth going for hair cut
make it clean... I love shaved
yes yes me too
han
Dadhi bhi kaat Lena tu
kuch hotah na log rat m bal aur nakhoon ni katte
Mujhe bhi kaatni h yar jungli dikhne laga poora
sahi to thi Teri
Krle shave
Assalamualaikum
Ass Salam malaicumm
Krunga 1-2 hafte baad
Sahi
aw , bulli them back
Abe gawar
Pada hu bed pe
@shy garnet wake up
Aaram 

Wow yar
Garmi hi itni hai
Kuch krne ka man ni krta
Abe hana ππ
Kuch mahine me saal khatam hojayega ye bhi
tere kya cortisol level high hi rehta kya
3x pe chala Diya hai ππ
Ha
Bhai sabse madarchod march ka mahina nikla tha aur uske baad pata hi ni chla may kab agyi
March striling hai ya purling
June bhi Aisa hi jayega
Ma cud gyi hai duniya ki
Samay madarchod
hi
No cap
@mainsamayhoon.
Acha
the year I completed from the school
Lekin ye tou 17 ka hai
Sahi ha yrr
Graduated boldo
ye'
Kitne baje hue the pass out
Passed out boldo
ye
Ye?
4 baje
Kanye ?
Behosh ho gye?
shamshan entry krte kya aap
Woi
Apke nana ki karwa dunga batana
jaldi aaunga
Sote hue marna should be considered deep sleep final boss
Sote hue marna is the dream tho
No cap
punchline drop krde
Perma sleep
jo mai laughing emoji likhu
Sahi baat hai
Mar rhe hain
Mera bhi time aane wala h
Aur aap has rhe ho
tu to lil comedian haina , hansa chal
Batao
Same mera bhi
Wow
Bc
Maine chat delete krdi bina seen kiye

Badhiya
Maine socha ki
kyu hi kr rhe wo aisa
Acha hai
Tried breaking bad for the first time aur ye walter white chaddi me agya pehle scene me
Toh I decided ki
Mai tujhse kyu kuch bolu
Mujhe itna bhi feel ni horha kuch ki mai bolu uss se kuch bhi that I'm leaving or anything
I'm just gonna ghost her and let her be the way she wants to be
Better that way, mai kuch bolunga wo fir baat kregi aj ni kregi 4 din baad kregi and I don't want that
Haina chat
Sahi hai

Meri baat kr rha wo
Abey jaaa

A hero doesn't need introduction kiddo
Doosro se poochne ki zaroorat ni pdti mujhe π

Nind aari ab
Lekin sone jaunga
To 1 baje tk uthunga

π
Tujhe konsa kuch kaam hai
π
Padhna hai yrr 
Crlu ππ
Company chaiye
Konsi
Susu k liye π
Nhi iski ruk ruk k aati h
Muje bad company nhi chaiye
@old mortar fir inko le jao
saggcy latring krli aapne ?
ji
kaisi hui solid ya liquid ?
Sarso ke saag jaisi aai aaj

Kya ldke hai yar
@teal hound exchus me aapco mai janta hu ka ?
kaise ho yaar aap , all fine ?
Dinosuar didn't have kadhi chawal look what happened to them
Ekdum mast yar hbu
That's why have kadhi chawal once a week
mai bhi mast yaar
Good to know yar
aur batao aaj gyaan dene kab aoge ?
Hello
Mai kaha gyan deta hu yar
Mai tou chutiya hu
Pata nahi yar

hey from a strager
Sher ne kal hi kadhi chawal khaaye

Shurururururur
Gm
i am new in this server

Nikki hru 
Itna late asa lagegi job 
Pichle 1 hafte me total 9 ghante soya tha
Sota kyu nahi asa lagegi job 
Job kisko hi karni hai

Faptime
Dikkhill
Good morning
Good morning 

bkll
Mkl
Pkl
Wah bete akele akele 
kadhi chawal ahhh
Kalke kadhi baaki hain aur aalas aarha hai

U know what it means
mere yaha toh mast chole bhature milra proper delhi style kal khane jaunga
Ab bnegi soyabean wali khichdi aur kadhi
Itni grmi me chole bhature

yess
I pass
Kadhi chawal can never be bad
Coffe peeke achchi tatti nhi aati mujhe
nahi aati
Chai subha nahi banta , mai toh shaam ko banata hu
ghar mein me onli person who drinks chai
What kadhi u prefer meethe aur katti mutthi yaa spicy

Mere awfis wale jabardasti 3 baar chai rakh ke jate π and i am lactose intolerant
asssam wali tea powder laake rakha hua hai , 
green tea pi lo
Woh kaa hove ... Dahi dudh chass toardo kaa khorak se ..!!!
Tf is meethi kadhi 
eehhheee
Meethi means not meethi
meethi kadhi tff
Sweet and sour
bro
Surya bhai your work at whitefield ?

Silkboard
U don't
ahh ok
Tu hi kha mutthi
Dal is supposed to be salty and dal-ish
Tum logo ne kathiyawadi daal nhi khaayi isiliye

Jaane do
Can you eat sweet maggie
Fuck you
Authentic vdapav hi achche lgte
With green chutney
Not with that ugly tomato chemical sauce
Saste noodles wale burger
Green chatni + peanut ki chatni
Green as in mint or coriander
haan. Gm
Ola amigo
leaving? Kaha ja re
Kaise ho ? Theek ho?


Arey kuch ni
Tujhe chhod k kaha jaunga
Throat 
Baaho me meri baaho me
Meri baaho me
Wohohohowooohohooo
Hohohoooohohohooo



nai dena tha na talaq 
u cheater
ek second mei talaq kon deta 
jinka dil tut jata
now we ain't married so I can do whatever 
lub you @devout blaze
π π₯Ί π
you want to get back together?
u will again cheat
f off
Love you more yar dost
kal raat ko kaise yaad kiya
π
i was going to say, i would never..even in dreams
Rehne do
Mujhe 4 jagah mu marne waale ni pasand
really

Hello

Hey cutie
ssup aalu bhai
Potato trip chalu nhi hui
khud ni krre ?
Kal morning 5 
Abey yrrr 4 din se
Yoyoyoto
Mujhe backchodi pasand nhi kapdo ki joh dikha acha le liya ye bc sab chiz dekhte hain
Kya char din
same jo acha laga woh le leta hu
Kal aaya hu kolkata
Abhi kidar ho
Any one from Indore?
Oo
Me
Hmm wahi mera toh ho gaya sab se first abhi ye ladkiya kar rahi h
U?
Me gwalior ami
Bihari...
Indore se dhur h
Ha π
Hmm
Ghar pe hoga apne
@crisp hamlet
π
Abey kab se chal raha hu bore ho gaya
--si
Kapde dekho yrr
Mera ho gaya
Unko kesa lgra india m
Women's section par hu bc etne kapde 
Curry ki smell aarhi
Gharmi h bol raha
always lediz hi time krti shopping mein
Yes yes
Voh India wale bhi bol rhe
Male female ratio kya h
Parso mein propose karunga wish me all the best guys 
mai jata hu lediz ke saath , bc itne selection karte bhaiii
Hmm inko zyada lag raha
ayyo all the best yaar , darjeeling mein proposal
@golden ermine help this guy
.
4:5
Wahi bhai backchodi inki h ki mere upar kapde dekhti h
Abey mc ye chatting chatting kaha aa gaya
Bade harami ho tumlog
Abhi utha hoon subah ke pohe mil rhe h
Yes
π’π’
Gg
Kya challa
Kaam karte waqt dc nhi aana chahiye
Khana kha rh

Bhai isse aur neend nhi aati?
4-12 shi h
Sala mera bus chala gaya tha ek baar
Kal mai mock dete wakt dc khol li thi, pura time nikal gaya tha
Hahaha
Hindi bhi ni aati bicharo ko
Bye
Bye
Bye
ok
ok
Ok
yes good luck
Hi
Hi
Sup
wall
Nice
sup
Nm just drinking
oye discussion mein dekh koi ladkiyo se baat karne ki classes kaha milengi pooch raha
π 

To isse mera kya
Chup bsdk
Ab ey
π
Gandu
Chungu
Darubaaz
Kaam ni tereko
Job
Pe
Jaa
kya re laude
@golden ermine kya kaand kiya tha jo dost ki ma bulai
konsi car ?

oh kuch nhi
aunty to mango shake pilane bulai thi
mrko deke hue din hogye to puchri thi bss
Uski maa ne bhi mujhe ghar bulayi thi
Hnn aunty kai Jeevan mai kalesh nahi hua honga to bolula liya 
aur kehri thi shadi kab krogi
bs doli se phle meri arrthi na uth jaye body to aisi hori h

21 ki hai na abhi sai puch rahi whaaa

apne dukh suna ri thi hum iski shadi ni kara pare paise ni h
mne aake mummy ko btaya kehti ki btao logo ka ye b dukh h
humari ko to koi psnd hi nhi krega paise to bad ki chiz h
nhi vo 23 h
m choti hu apni sare dosto m
wow
tab thik hai
kyuki mne cls jump ki thi
mere bhaiya single hai 26
businessman
baat aage badhao
bencho
23 bhi bhout choti Umar nai 
yaha rishte b agye
to
shubh kaam me deri kaisi
abey abi se dekna shuru krenge tb jake 25 m hogi
vo dixit h
aur dahej ni denge
kyuki unki phli behen k m sara dahej chala gya
25 bhi kam hai aaj kai hisab sai 27,28

Jeevan mai kuch bano fir bachhe banao
it's ok

hn but vo padhti likti ni h aur kamati b ni h to ghar bethke pattal todegi
sahi dikti h ekdom patli lambi
mai jake kya bolu bhaiya ko sahi dikhti hai patli lambi
gori
Achha I see to fir right choice hai...Mera khyal sai aunty ka Matlab hoga apka bhai vai hai to baat karo
acha

abey aur kya jinda larki milri
bencho
kahan ze hai
itni mushkil se
vo aligarh se
ladki to idhar bhi bhot milri hai
pichle hafte ek gst inspector ki beti ka aaya tha
papa mana kardige
nhi nhi me to jain hu humare ko ni bolegi vo to bs aise hi bat chit
πβοΈ
to apni side hi deklo
Axhaaa to aunty genuine he bulai thi

han bey
usually aunty meri dost ki burai krne k lie bulati h
unko pta ni h vo ek bar pregnant hogi thi
lmao
bencho rat k 2 baje call ki meko
true
abey uske bhut drame hai
pta ni kahi b muh lgadeti h mujse paise mangke bf ko deti thi
Whaa 
brooo ... greeb k to m muh na lgu
konsi jaat ki hai
han lol
mera tb bf b tha usne kafi support kia use
usk banda chootiya tha
Aap sach sach btao apka bf apko dump kiya naa..naki aap usko
koini glti to hoti rehti h humne maaf krdia

KAam dhanda krle
coaching m pakdi jati thi naye naye larko k sath
usk mama n use deklia tha
lmao
bencho ye pakdi kyu jati h muje ajtk ni smjh aya
ye 3-4 bar pakdi gyi h
aur muje bolti h tu ek number ki harami h
kaam dhandha 6 baje shuru hota hai
aur 10.30 baje khatam hojata

abey nhi mtlb uska bhai type hua voto suport kia usk bure smay m
For kya hua abortion ? Uska parents ko pta hai?
bhai insan jab tk sudhra hua h jab tk pakda na gya
usme se 1.5 ghante travel karta hu
ek dukan se dusre
kaam 2-2.5 ghante hota hai
nahi gandu ek number ki
fir khud hi bad m boli mne i pill kali thi

aur hume dara dia
pr bandi achi h
mujse bhut pyar krti h
islie meri dost h
aur iski maa b
abey mujse pyar krti h dusre se kya
sahi baat hai
achahua mne apko meri nhi sunai
ap to judge krne lge
Acha hai acha hai
saggy kai loya perfect lagri
to
lol
kon iski ma
ki wo
mere saare dost bhut ache h kuch na kuch bakchodi krte
abe ek hi hui thi
tab thik hai
Mera dost to jhatu hai mai papa hun sabka guide karta rehta hun
dost ka swaad kaisa hota hai
Unka maa baap bhi guide karna ko bulata hai muja
hn meko b
vo log meko seedha smhte h
Salle abhi pols sai bhi gaye tha
kehte h isko stock sikado
invest krna sikado
thode din phele mera ek bhai pakda gaya tha
bencho me lagwadu paisa fir chud jaye to mepe ajayege
lol

gadi thok diya tha
bhai larke bhut sari chizo ko normalise krte h
mtlb kuch b juth blte
ek bar bande ki gadi m bra deki thi mne
to kehta me gym ni jara
ekbar hum gadi leke gaye the
vo meri thi


