#general-chat
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Obviously 
chhath ko leke no jokes plis

+10
Thekua milega kyaa 
Toh kaunse papa dhone hai phir ๐คง
mil jayega

yum

Ek chizz bolna chahuga
Samosa chat on top
Lesgooo chole samose
Sup par ka dena padega
litti chokha is good
Nahh too heavy
ek bihari ne khilaya mreko
heavy???
Ek hi khao na phir
bro wht
for one time it is good

Sattu pike sojana
paat na paaa meetha paani
Haa...taste acha hota but fir pett dard ho jata
Ek se mann nhi bharta yrr
kahan heavy hota h bey๐ญ
Heavy toh nhi hota hai yaar ๐คง๐ซ galat jagah se kha rhe ho usko ghee mein dubo ke khao
Bhai meri gf banegi kya kabhi? Ese ๐ข๐ข๐ข


ahaiania
๐ญ
ghee me duboke?? Ye toh aur heavy kardo

@gritty robin bhai litti chokha heavy hota hai ???
@glass leaf wyf
Ek baar try karo 
Chole samose khaane ka Mann kar gaya
Naa kissi se jaghda na kissi se fight .....10 bje boombam ...11 bje gudnite
?
๐ข๐ข๐ข ek gf deserve karne laga ban gya hoon mai ab
Look my pfp
Das me
where are you from
pata aur kya tasty hota hai ๐ garam garam momos with spicy red chatni
Chole bhature is overated
Gujrat 
jab dekho kartik
Yesss ...
ik
Overrated bolega gandu
Gf banane ke lie sad hona padta hai?
ohh
nicee

Did I say that??
and tasty*
No means u think like that in ur fukin mind
Sed sed PFP
Tu thoda tameez se baat Kiya bhosdike 17 saal ka hai gaali aise deta jaise sabki fees bharta ho
Achaaa
Chall Tmkc
Chutiya ab m gaali age dekh ke dunga
Ye bataega muje
Fees bharna was hilarious

Sbse best toh samose hi hai
Nothing hilarious in that bitch
sab acha hai 
Haha

Khudko gaali pdti hain toh rage hi aata ik


I know?? ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
amnol funny hote ja raha

Oo neet ke sataye hue ๐คง
They say traumas help in developing humour
21 ko re neet
achoa
๐ฅ
aaj prof. ko pakad liye jisne leak kiya
no frnds
apparently
haan , Biswai naam hai
true. isiliye
drop lele
anmol
i pity jinko ye saal bhi drop lena pade 2 attempts ke baad bhi
๐
waise 1st attempt ke results ayengy kya?
Ab papa drop lene ka soch rhe mere se
usse pehle tu lele drop. terrace se

june na
icai??
Chutiya system hai toh yehi hoga bro
yes
you giving?
I'm in 12th grade buddy
Bachchu
fir computer based ki tayyari karo
Jyaada bolre the aap


neet dena he kyu h
already itne log de rhe h
Jaao boards ki padhayi kroww !!
acca itne kam log dete aur centres kam pad jaate

neet toh ghanta computer based hoga
chup
bsc best
Keh toh rhe hai gale saal se cbt karenge
Wo thode paise ........
infra hi nai hai. bas hawe mei baatein
Ye toh turu hai maybe shifts mein karein
bsc mei bhi lagta paisa? matlab ..zyaada paisa
bsc in agriculture

Nhi mtlb milna wala paisa
sabko alag paper dena padega fir
Aur saare paper leak
BBA krlo 
woh toh ameer rich and handsome pakad lo
utna nahi lagta

depends on clg
Koi mujhe trophy wife kyun banaega ๐คง
Ha thoda sa
usmei bhi wifi, computer issue niklega aur bacche fir protest
idk, you tell me
bhai itna sach
Shi me dumb idea hai...itne itne zyda shift ho jayenge paper level maintain karna ... normalisation karna sbpe...gandd fatt jayegi inki
Nhi banega na bhai bol toh rhi hun
mei toh trophy wife bana lu kisi kopar no paisa
Snap aur xat kya hota??
cat ๐ฅฐ
Phir toh koi teri trophy wife kyun banega

acca ye computer based rakhne ke liye 20k leta for every subject. ye log kam fees mei kar hi nai sakte
lut jayengy
Ab lag raha Gate ya cat ki taiyari hi karu...clg se toh jhant placement milegi
personality shayad
woh toh one time hota na bas
afeem ki kheti krlo
once in a year chalta
Who's gonna tell him
For every subject 20 k per student?? Kaise manage karte bhai
ha bhai, kya bolneka
SAT
Crazy bhai...aur neet me ek toh 23-24 lakh bache hai
dhokla meetha kyu hota
๐
Dhokla is not meetha galat dhokla khaa rhe ho
na hora inse
23-24 lakh bachon ka CBT karana...jee me 12-13 lakh me inko 10 shift lag jati ...isme 20 lenge + sabka paper level same rakhna

jee cbt hora?
UPSC
Haa
kabse? didnt know this
Uttarpradesh supereme court
Bhot time hogaya kab se idk but cbt hi hota
wah ye toh accha kiye
supreme*
@quaint shuttle bro

Haa apne fayde hai cbt ke ...but normalisation me bache ro dete ....kisi shift me 90 percentile cut off kisi me 99
เคเคคเฅเคคเคฐ เคชเฅเคฐเคฆเฅเคถ เคธเฅเคชเฅเคฐเฅเคฎ เคเฅเคฐเฅเค

exactly. 10 paper equally difficult/easy set karna is a task
Deserved
Bba krunga aandu pandu clg se ..cat me 99 percentile laaunga
sapne suhane lwde ke
Life set
do you have reservation
11:45*
chup
Sc 
milkie bar

realistic dream hai fir
Haa bhai...ye toh 10 paper hai neet me toh 15-20 lagenge...imagine agle saal bacha dekha raha ek paper me 180 que ร20 shifts.....ek saal ka pyq me hi maa chud gyi bache ki
bhagwan bola divine pani pe chal
yum
But I am not looking forward for reservation

ek se zyada nai khaayi jaati
Why
I am capable enough
๐ฃ๏ธ
can you not use it..like let go of the reservation, and be in general
kyu? diet?

haan. more papers, means exam becomes less difficult, aur inka usp hi toughness hai
Agr u score enough to cross general cut off u will be considered general and your sc seat will be reserved for another kid
na
pehle bohot khati thi fir bimaar pad gyi aur tabse band kr diya khana
Nhi esa to nhi kiya lekin i scored enough marks everytime like i scored 91% in boards to get admission in govt. Clg in my area !!
Can anybody could do suiu for me ๐๐ป ๐๐ป

Susu crna h
bimaar? diabetes?
Inka usp paper leak hai last kuch saalon se... wahi se sbse zyda paise bann rhe lol

nice. does a 91% general student get admission in that govt clg? then i guess its on merit
yes. negative marketing is the best publicity
59% wala genrel ka student mera dost hain waha pe 
Govt clg me kab se board pe lene lage

baapre fir tu kyu gaya waha
Sorry campus govt hain lekin course self finance hai

bc hamare school ne iit bheja he 1 month ke lie free
acha. self finance mei kam hoga fir ..cutoff
bachon ko
crazy
Hain hi nahi
nhii arey matlab
aisa nhi hota kabhi ki when ur sick u eat something and then start feeling nauseous?? and then puke it all? so u start hating that particular thing u ate before getting nausea?

shining in the setting sun like a pearl upon a ocean
lehh, aur koi acha clg nai tha kya fir
That's why I changed clg

Now I study in private
do u do weddings?
ek bar kachori kha ke vomit hui thi , 2 saal se upar hogye kachori ni khayi maine

kiski krwani hai ?
teri nani ki
give mee some sun shineee, wala gaana lagraha ye

good
@glass leaf

ha gotcha.
isse kaun chutiya shadi kr rha
Kiske saath !!??
yus
naa
tera hone laga hu wala hai
pta ni
Arfid
khojo
ajab prem ki gazab kahani? oh yes
ha shayad
yes
good movie.
๐ฅ
๐คค
Wahi haii
sad mereko bhi tha
mei veggie cheese sandwich khaaya
Katrina and ranbir

????
wow
yupp
momo kyu bol rhe sab mujhe ๐?
momo

milkie momo
nickname hai kya tera
andhe
Prem ki naiya also good song
gawar
up se hu
gm lungi teri
Koi naa me to
Boyjee Sone wala tha na
Momo hi boluga


Jaa rha hu
sunta wait
tabse sooo he rha h ye

Soja momo
aisa na bolo, ha boldega woh


Hein ?
pta ni
butki hai tera nickname bhi
saari ladkiyo ko butki hi bolunga abse
sunne gaya tha. yes, dance karne ke liye its good
nick name
state pata chal gaya, ab height pata karre
hatt
mere se to kam hi hai na
how tall r u!?
Yeah 
chotu
abe boujee 
tu kitni hai
woh hyderabaddie ne kuch bola?
Mera sleep schedule workshop ne theek kr diya abhi Kal se back to 3 Am bksodi
@proper meteor happy bodayy ji 
dhurandhar?
She's not interested in love and stuff toh I also respected her decision 
@proper meteor Happie birthday midnight ๐๐ ๐
@proper meteor Happie birthday midnight ๐๐ ๐
toh puchi kyu fir
Noi noi , Kunal khemu
acha


@proper meteor Happie birthday midnight ๐๐ ๐
Idk , usne bola mreko abhi se utna nahi jana , Maine bhi thik hai bolke back off kr liya 

๐คญ๐คญ
Bhot garmi hai
okay
Hai bhai
๐ฅ
ke dil kare choo chein choo chein cheeein
@proper meteor reneet sogyi kya
Mere Ghar pe cooler ac , oscillation fan sab much chalta
Oye ye gaana suna hua hai
Han zi 
kab ayega pizza
long time
pata ni 15 min se bata rha 9 min me aarha
jhant koi janta h jharkhand ko
to
kya re madarchod
Kesa hai adityaa
kaisa hai
saala ye aaye to mai padhai start kru

are badiya bhai ap kaise ho
Tu pizza hut magwata 
mujhe amazon wale 10 tarik se mera order delivering dikha rhe the aj subeh aya order damaged sorry
kya re bhosdi

pizza hut ke staff bohot rude h
Are ekdum seggsy

saste me meal aari thi

true
Burger king ki bhi aati 
please please mujhe mat maaro
kaha gayab tha
burger king ๐คค
dhawal ne ban kardia tha๐๐
ew
Yeh khaane peene ki baate krke bhook lgawadi tum logo ne
aisa kya kr diya tune hahaha

aaj dukan ke email se id banaya
๐๐๐
sorry
dm
Maine burger king ki Shahi tikki burger try kari , bc mast thi 89rs ki
sojao
ew
@cinder steppe meri id unban karoge kya guru๐โ๏ธ
hahaha
Phirse ldki chedta pakdliya kyaa
Yo
Shubh ratri
goodnight guru
bacchi hai wo
Chalu hogya iska
hiii

kitni choti hai
Gunnie
apne se choti hai bhot
how old is you
tu saale 27 ka hai
terese hogi merese nahi๐โ๏ธ
Salaar
Matlab?
Hanji
Hmm
are mc
minor
๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ
That movie salaar
to
Tu aur me same age ke kese hoskte 
Mkc inki kal travel karna hai aur dost daaru pila rahe
god's sign guru
kripaya ab khuredna karde azaad mujhe bachi naa koi cheshataaaa
konsi
Pi lo
acha hua mai pehle hi 21 ka hogya
๐๐
warna aditya aur meri same age hojati
๐๐๐
๐ญ๐ญ
Oh
kitne ka hai tu
Kuch toh h naam h
bataya to 21
pucho
Kay boltoy tumi?
son
Bc 5 suicides ho chuke
Mein ne toh 2 drink liya bss
kahanpe
why


some old but popular chaar diwaari
chal saale buddhe
Alag alag jagah up,delhi etc
๐๐
to kya hua
daman makad
life hai
Neet cancel
Ik chaar diwari
lucifer wali mazikeen?

teri zabaan kab chalegi surya
yes you do
shoo
Wdym?
you shoo
Susu break
kis khushi mei
what's that pfp
Susu crlu
*dukh
shit meri dost bhi suicidal hogayi hai neet re exam ke karan usko birthday wish kardo @proper meteor
Idher
rasna
Hello ๐๐ป๐๐ป
Cone m
hi
Yehi neet cancel paper leak
I know him , he's good musician/band
is that billie eilish or don toliver
jab jaago tabhi sawera
oye oath hi
Hii hru ๐๐ป๐๐ป
lele
Jim beam h
heinn, matlab woh padhne mei acche hongy
oye nikhil hi
@proper meteor Happy bday ๐๐๐
im fine cutie wbu
yeah he's good
Rip to your bโday @proper meteor
oye oath night chill wali playlist hai kya ?
Woh bhi ye pita h?

I'm amazing thanks for asking โบ๏ธ
check my Spotify
Jaise bhi ho.. zaruri thodi hai sirf padhne vala bacha hi exam ka pressure feel kare
night chill?
good boi
saale honey flavour
12 12
Hii
oath (โ โงโ โฝโ โฆโ )
well see whatever suits you
Time for susu
padhte padhte sunne ke liye
idt you'll like my songs tho
Susu crlu
hiii milkieee
bar bar change na krna pade
Okay
knew that since I looked at your pfp
pfp mei bhi usi ki tarah dress lagraha
hiiiieieieu
lemme see
listen to fast classical
A crow was sitting on the branch, clicked it while lab session so a bit blurry
Usko bolo kuch nahi rakha neet weet me, 10 saal baad sochegi kya kar rhi hu mai
goldern susu?
ok
jo nai padhta uske liye toh ye lottery hui na, one more chance
Hmm
Aww ๐ฅฐ
haan wo tuh hai lekin usko wish karo ab
Nyi style se crna pdega
Helloooooo ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป hru
Aaj kutte jaise
aap 28 ke ho? omz

arre I was asking damnboy ๐ญ
I'm good!!! How are you? โบ๏ธ
what is your age if i may ask
Oops
You guessed that right!
piti piti karunga
kiski
Apko thoda sa peetne ka man krra ๐โโ๏ธ
Ok
hows work, life then
Happy Birthday Midnight, don't fall into this rat race. Na personal life rehti na professional. 10 saal baad sochegi ki business kar leti kuch ho jata
Disu dhisu k liye tayyar
saale itna maaruga na๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ
@proper meteor

tanmay bhat ka discord server link hai?

are they are just kidding. she didnt give neet/isnt suicidal
are bha
@tacit dagger
Bhaii...jiska nhi horaha tha avg score tha usko pata hai vo 300-400 se 1 mahine me 630-640+ nhi laane vala aur prolly ghr pe gand bhi marli hoti uski but reneet se ab lagega family valon ko ab toh nikal hi lenge pehli baar jo hua hogaya but ab toh bhagwan mauka diye ...par that's not how it works
Still a student broo. This is a loop.
which class
student of life. very vague answer tho
Class ๐
middle class
lower or upper
Medical student?
accha
twink is the calmest playlist i have
Oh I'm sorry I do Apollo for it
Regards
middle middle
Unfortunately
it shows ur upbringing sir
how to learn to let go oh
oh , will listen to ol first
yes my upbringing is bad now what to do madarchod
Student for life rather
i used to beeeeEeeEe ๐
mbbs khatam? neet pg??
teri beti mere sath sona chahti hai.. apni beti ko bech, aur usse paise kama๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ
you're happy
In PG
without me
Agr medical nhi karna hota and ab experience ke hisab se konsa course choose karti
and I hope it's trueeeeEEe
konsa specialisation?
Shii
that's okay
I'm amazing ๐คฉ
20 wbu
ikr I send this to my clg prof everytime she sends some project
Suhani ki mod?
what bey
What happened!?
amitab bachhan is no mor
Hie
Would become a chef or something, Or start some business
are you from ranchi
Ru serious?
whatsup genuine
Aughh .. hell alot work
What?
i mean he is not a mor he is a human
badhiya wbu?

im doing alright as well
klaus mehek ka wait karre?
laar place
Pharmac
Aap shyd pehle suhani di k sv pe mod thi
wbu where u from
Bhenklodeeeeeeen
50k cr gdp btw
phone snatching
And why?? Matlb u will prolly less and might never make it well enough..asking as guidance no offense
how mfs start speaking of dhanbad, jharkhand

What are you talking about? I think you have the wrong person ๐
oh nice. work life balance rahega na fir

kya naam tha
Rooting for that
jabalpur
ni
Oh my bad
I saw sarthak the homie in mutual
Ninni has kicked in 
jabalpur se hai tu?
banda se hu me
can i kick your nunni
Some people have natural skills and contacts
raat ko sone wale 6kke hote hai
hI
I see I see
yar why is everyone talkin bout padhai likhai
bandi se kon hai
Hi jager magga bhai lov u
@meisamayhoon
why
wo puchhte hai rehti kahan meri baahon me rehti unko bata
Lov you too
Sans lene wale 6ke hote h
but bhai aap ho kaun
aisehi
Why didn't you reply to my message?
jager lover
amitab ji rip ( rest in palang)
โค๏ธโค๏ธ
istg
๐ซถ
+1
soyega bhai sathmeโค๏ธโค๏ธ
i forgot, can u ask again
Jhuthi qsm khali betichodne
No
Inni harkaton Ke wajah se ban hua Tha
kon hai jabalpur se ๐ญ
mazikeeeen
jager peekr โค๏ธ
Oye badmosi ni laddar ๐ก
ni ban alag wajah se hua tha
System
as your wish deer
Airtel ki mkc
drunk saxeโค๏ธโค๏ธ
sorry๐ฅบโ๏ธ๐ฅบโ๏ธ
Bore is the happened
jio ki bhi
neet leak krte shrm na ai
Gud boii
Micro is a great branch. Non clinical is going up now
Niche rhneka
๐ซฐ๐ป๐ซฐ๐ป
oye nhi oye
ek reel dekhi train mai ek 6kke ne apni pant utar di foreigner ke samne foreigner ki gan fat gayi
kiske
๐ฎ๐ฎ
Microbiology?
haan. so. aaj kaise ana hua yaha
maine dhalna tere rang me hai sadaa
Mera toh ho rha tha ab aayegi shrm toh
Kyuuu
yes

Achaa
I thought let's see koi purane log hai kya
theek thak toh chlra
hi
??
like who
kya bol raha hai

yk nitya?
gehra huaaaaaaaaa
Hi
nthng
wha se ho aap?
*3
Hi
nah
bhagwan maaar jaye
Ghntaaa...subah se behnchodon ne kaat rakha hai ..subah 5-6 hrs fir bhi abhi 2-3 ghnte se
abe mc tu
Hey hi

๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆchusega
@azure slate bhai is puraane log @full portal
lund choos le mera aditya
nah

Ye konsa wala aditya hai
God is dead - Dostoyevsky
@shy garnet i used to know quite a lot of people. Sab names change karte hai toh I can't keep a track
wo wala
I got white
I got black
@shy garnet i used to know quite a lot of people. Sab names change karte hai toh I can't keep a track
writer is also dead
ni tu bas krega aaj mera man ni
ye genuine kaisa chutmarika hai
- ros
ab tuh khud ki book lekhunga
accha. fir toh mushkil hai koi milna
Yeh mere se bhi jyada purani hai
ok koi bat nahi aaj mai 2 baar karunga
wahh
tumne kaandhe pe sar jhukaya jab
Teri kb mardi?
laardetoski
jaise dargah pe baandhe dhaage tab
Woh toh dikh raha hai 
Did you change your name too? We are friends but I don't remember you (please don't take offense)
Ohyes ๐คค

burchatta
apni mummy ki maarne ke baad
Kurkure rakha hai khaalu kya
...
Exactllyy
khalo bhai
if you can't remember, he isnt worth remembering
?
Teri mummy toh abhi mrwa rhi merse se
Tum toh new member dikh rahe ho
Demn lafda
Don't be like that please
fir ab. make new ones(friends)
๐ฟ
mai wo wala aditya hu
Dekh raha hai mereko kab se table se
Nothinggggg

Konsa wala
pel do bhai
wo wala
mazaak bhi nai samajhti
jharkhandi
Good kkrh


๐ซฐ๐ป๐ซฐ๐ป

Purani id konsi thi
Reels
pata ni
Lafda didn't last long
delete kardi

Tru
Kaisi chal rahi hai feed?
Hi ๐
You toh seem recent here
Amazing
are you gents or ladies
Kaisa algorithm h?
Lesbian male
Matlab?
its a thing. where people copy others messages
How many years
its a thing. where people copy others messages
Recenty after covid
to hum kya kare bc
Like love, romantic,memes, cringe
Muth maro
behen ke laude kitne saal ka hai puchra hu๐

Memes and brainrot
Etc etc
Ok
Ohh nice
to hum kya kare bc
No am not my ppl got banned

can i show you my meme
Gand marale aryan
Re: Zero brainrot
Bhaankloveday 9 saal ka hu
Ohh, are you from 'mai samay nahi hu'?
Isme ping kyu bhai aaya
ja sala
Ohhh nice meri feed mein auntiya aa rahi pareshan hu
jab tu pet me tha tab main 8 me tha
Aunty ๐คค
not taking your mumma's job
Sure ๐
Matlab?
Yeahhh yeahh baddie type shit
ha tabhi 27 ka hai
minor hai adi
I useto be there like all banned member were there right?
wo
jab tu pet me tha tab main 8 me tha
Nothinggg
madarchod
wahi confirm karne ke liye puchra tha
Ok
I told you already
Okie

8 mahine ok got it
when did you

dk forgot
Coi talkings nhi crta
Oh ๐

Yeah, me too, even though I wasn't banned from here
๐ซฐ๐ป๐ซฐ๐ป
marja
Scroll up I guess

koi good luck nikaalein aaj gullak toh phodein
no
All married ๐ญ๐๐ฅ

Caiseo
aisehi
Ohyes ๐คค
Bts lover? 
Okk
@proper meteor next time suicidal hoto guide crdena muje bhi hona h
I don't love them but I don't hate them either
Isme ohyes kyu?

why
dox kyu kr rha bkl use
Neutral
Mature
Ye bdi thrki lagne lagi he mereko
yes i love them I'll marry all seven of them
Ohh
Yess
Yr wo ras naam ki mod thi usne ban crdiya sbko fir koi dost he nhi bche


tu hota kon hai unke baare me bolne wala
System system
Why'd you ever hate someone? Unless they caused you harm in some way
Kaise ho
Yess
Caiseo
Mhmhmhm
Sahi keh raha fake id toh nhi?
sahi bat hai was just tryna ragebait
Mere
Muh band kro
Pehle iska naam nav tha uske baad lavanya kardiya kya pata
lavanya ka bhai hai aaj lag raha
ohyes
Khaana khaya?
๐ฆ๐ฆ
Everyone is here trying to, why's that?
Ohok
unfortunately it's samay's sv
Exactlyyy. this server was much more fun
the world here works that way
๐๐
Wahi sochu ye sv ki ladkiya mujhe se kaise baat kar rahi h
Kya krteo aap 
Aditya aaya hai
Whywhy
tbh your dp seems fake




