general-chat

[ivory pilot]

aaj kya lagta h kon jeetega

[tight flame]

@north palm

[frozen dew]

Frfr isko lgra h esi muscle iski h pure india m

[north palm]

[north palm]

Cya hua aapco

[dusty thunder]

rcb jit to jani chaiye agar guu na khaye to

[shy garnet]

sure why not bhai. Mei bhai jaisa hu

[frozen dew]

Razna congratulations

[dusty thunder]

[ivory pilot]

trueee

[frozen dew]

New friend

[polar merlin]

I mean, You can say I am halfway there as I am here with fake name

[north palm]

💔💔

[dusty thunder]

last match me guu khaa hi gya tha voh to bhuveneshwar saved

[north palm]

Razna dhoka?

[shy garnet]

bhai banaya bf nai

[dusty thunder]

razna sabka bf hai

[ivory pilot]

gote moo se bahar aane hi wale they

[north palm]

Achha

[dusty thunder]

ab hora ipl crispy, pbks 5 match har gyi

[shy garnet]

pfp dhundlo aise acha nai lagraha

[polar merlin]

She was hurt, Her feelings were hurt, I told sorry like 7 times, She couldn't forgive me so I just let her go😕

[golden agate]

[frozen dew]

u r working oN it
Will take time bass

[ivory pilot]

lesgo

[topaz drift]

@wheat pike bhai tum sote wote ni ho kya

[frozen dew]

Bad boy

[shy garnet]

kya kiya tune ye toh bata

[golden agate]

Keso ho aashu

[frozen dew]

Ek baar sorry bolte h

[shy garnet]

short mei

[outer gale]

Pfp where

[frozen dew]

Ye batade esa hua kya

Teri gf thi

[topaz drift]

@north palm tu bhi shakal wali lagale , billi jaisi

[frozen dew]

Kuch bada kia hoga

[shy garnet]

chii what js this pfp

[dusty thunder]

ted oon aagya wow

[frozen dew]

+1

[maiden fjord]

[frozen dew]

Literally the worst pfp ever

Billi ki

[outer gale]

Shit 💩

[shy garnet]

aankhein crop..jawline theek hai

[outer gale]

Mai hu hi ganda too ganda hi aayega 🤣💔

[frozen dew]

Cope mat kr

[dusty thunder]

billi tu to tere boobs ki photo lagale

mai to kehra

[frozen dew]

Hahahaa

[golden agate]

Kidhar

[tight flame]

bare minimum wages

[dusty thunder]

sv me

[tight flame]

missu gang

[polar merlin]

Why? I can't be desperate? I want her in my life but I won't beg for it

[frozen dew]

Saggy sad h 😢😢😢

[dusty thunder]

kisi sindhi ka bank khata sambhalti kya aap?

[frozen dew]

Tell us the thing kyu hua ye

[golden agate]

Ohh 😯

[frozen dew]

Anyways u will gonna hate this version of urs and start liking the present one in future

[outer gale]

Okay as you say

[quartz aurora]

Ye movie ka naam kya tha teri pfp wali dekhni he mujhe

[outer gale]

Cope ya crop

[shy garnet]

wow ye pfp mast lagri

[strong spindle]

yo @tight flame , how are you?

[outer gale]

😭

[shy garnet]

[frozen dew]

Wow nice pfp ❤️

[golden agate]

Hangover??

[quartz aurora]

Hn hn yehi thanks

[polar merlin]

Nothing (which was the problem, My family called her's to tell her to make some distance from me as we were close)

[outer gale]

Kitne harami hoee

[golden agate]

No problem

[shy garnet]

toh tere sorry bolne se kkya hona..apne parents ko bol

[frozen dew]

Mummy ke aag laga di

[polar merlin]

Kya bolun?

[quartz aurora]

3 no part achi he?

[frozen dew]

My life my rule

[shy garnet]

ki shaadi kqrwado

[polar merlin]

But I don't want her Romantically 😕

[frozen dew]

Wtf

[shy garnet]

toh fir kyu roraha

[golden agate]

pahli me hi comedy hai bas baaki 2 part utne genuine wale comedy scenes nahi hai but timepass k liye dekh skte ho

[north palm]

Missu too

[north palm]

Ouhh

[polar merlin]

I did, 1.5 hafte Tak kalesh chala, which resulted in that fuckahh call

[crisp frost]

Nice good morning

[north palm]

Aise hi thik hai

[golden agate]

@outer gale

[outer gale]

We twining mate

[frozen dew]

Isko bass ek chutiya chaiye tha jiske sath ye pure din baate kar skte and sab share kar skte voh isko sab share karti hogi par minor hogi

[outer gale]

Hi tef

[north palm]

Gayab

[outer gale]

Ted

[frozen dew]

Sorry

[north palm]

Mai achha ni dikhta

[crisp frost]

Juthi

[shy garnet]

shayla ki copy karle

[outer gale]

Billi jaisi hi pfp iski

[north palm]

Ew

[golden agate]

Ohh hi, (me to bas dono billi ko compare karra tha )

[north palm]

ly

[polar merlin]

She was the second best to a girlfriend, I told you na she was close to me

[outer gale]

Kaise ho

[golden agate]

Vdiya, u say

[dusty thunder]

billi aur saggy ne matching pfp lagali kya

[crisp frost]

Apko gf bana na tha usko

[outer gale]

Ly2 may 13 may 13

[crisp frost]

Or usko nhi baana tha

[outer gale]

Bss chl rha h

[crisp frost]

Got it billa

[frozen dew]

What Is her age

Sorry for asking

[golden agate]

Ohh sahi h

[polar merlin]

Well Can't a guy wants a girl but not romantically but only as emotional support?

[shy garnet]

no. Not after your parents call to her parents

[dusty thunder]

signal deri hogi, ki yeh chhodke na jaaye but deep down usko date ni krna

[polar merlin]

Same

[golden agate]

He can

[crisp frost]

Personal experience lag rha ye to

[polar merlin]

Nope, you are wrong here

[robust plaza]

[golden agate]

Platonic wale aajkal milte kaha h

[topaz drift]

[crisp frost]

To how did you fuck up ?

[shy garnet]

kaisi chalri job

[tight flame]

[golden agate]

Peak unemployment

[dusty thunder]

khudka haath jalake hi nahi pata lagta ki aag dangerous hai

[robust plaza]

Badhiya

[polar merlin]

I just wanted to be platonic, she wanted the same, we had a whole discussion on this too, but fate fucked me

[tight flame]

chirkut marungi mai ab

[frozen dew]

He can but u r saying all this like she was ur gf
And if she is the one who chose to go so just let her go

[polar merlin]

Read chat

[shy garnet]

1st kamaayi badhai ho

[robust plaza]

Tera college kaisa ja raha @shy garnet

[tight flame]

neend arhi hai

[golden agate]

Ohh koi na ho jata ye sab bhi

[robust plaza]

Avi aaya nhi hai

[ivory pilot]

morning morning

[shy garnet]

mera college 2 saal pehle khatam

[strong spindle]

yoo add me need to tell you something

[frozen dew]

Meri toffee

[robust plaza]

Still thankyou

[polar merlin]

I am letting her go, But I am feeling sad😞

[crisp frost]

If you were 5'8 maybe you could have pinched me but in reality 😏

[robust plaza]

Oh bhul gai thi...avi kya kr rha fir

[shy garnet]

acca

[tight flame]

idar b bol sakte ho

[robust plaza]

Are tu

[north palm]

Ek sau chaar

[robust plaza]

Saggy

[frozen dew]

It's a part of it u can't do anything kuch dino m theek ho jaega

[strong spindle]

areyy ik you, you had added me in my friends id

[tight flame]

irl aa tere baal nochti hu

[robust plaza]

Where is your pfp

[north palm]

Casi ho Khushi zi

[golden agate]

Tg mene suna tumhe Condom selling ka whole sale ka theka le liya

[frozen dew]

Kyu ni ho skta

[maiden fjord]

[north palm]

Hat gyi

[tight flame]

sus

[strong spindle]

i am don't cry

[robust plaza]

Mai badhiya hu khus hu

[polar merlin]

I want to date Someone 😔, but how tf do I do that?

[robust plaza]

Tu bata

[tight flame]

matching pfp lagalo dogi wali

[golden agate]

Periods chal rahe h kya aryan k aise face bana raha

[robust plaza]

Why

[tight flame]

mai ni rori

[crisp frost]

Vetal banke

[north palm]

Wow finally
Mai bhi achha hu

[frozen dew]

Just tell us
U want a fucking girlfriend

[dusty thunder]

@tight flame tag miss kr diya mera

[north palm]

Konsi

[strong spindle]

you forgot so soon, just cuz I got busy

[maiden fjord]

[tight flame]

ni dekha suri

[north palm]

Achhi ni lgri thi

[robust plaza]

Kyu nhi bhai ho to skte ho

[tight flame]

mai kya hu

[frozen dew]

Apci pfp m dhool ni lgti itne saalo se h

[tight flame]

batau?

[robust plaza]

Ye kaisa sticker k sath achha hu likha h

[tight flame]

😭

[north palm]

Batao

[robust plaza]

Mai kya smjhu

[shy garnet]

pehli baar kisi ka pfp na hone se usse aur baatein hori

[polar merlin]

It's not that, Just someone to hear me, Someone I can Yap with, talk about the day with, People always assume the wrong thing, I came here to cry

[strong spindle]

add karo will remind you, there was something pending

[north palm]

areh mtlb on off chal rha hai kabhi Khushi kabhi gam

[dusty thunder]

uske vi niche hai ek

[shy garnet]

i hate that sticker

[robust plaza]

True baat kuchh naya milne do lagaungi

[robust plaza]

Why

[north palm]

[north palm]

[dusty thunder]

uss bache ko dikhao ki terese jyda bachpana mere me hai

[shy garnet]

[golden agate]

Arre aryan periods chal rahe kya

[robust plaza]

[ivory pilot]

apne gc mein koi h jiska aaj result aaya?

[robust plaza]

Ohkk

[north palm]

[robust plaza]

12th ka kya

[golden agate]

Aur bhai aaj kanpur me almost aandhi aa gayi thi

[ivory pilot]

hao

[golden agate]

I was like tf

[north palm]

Khushi Ameer hogyi hai ab gareebo ko reply ni krti

[maiden fjord]

ye tanmaya tha na 12th mein

[golden agate]

Pura darkness ho gaya tha

[frozen dew]

Then future m ??
Jab shadi hogi ya fir girlfriend tab kya krega?? Gf se baat ya uss insaan se
And tab tak vo insaan tujse attach ho jaega

[crisp frost]

Kanpur se rudra yaad a jata

[frozen dew]

Don't be that dumb

Man

[north palm]

IIT kanpur

[maiden fjord]

2200 rated

[robust plaza]

Aacha news diye ab jarahe pata krne kitna aaya h 😂😂

[maiden fjord]

[shy garnet]

Pehli Salary aayi na, gareeb agaye

[robust plaza]

Mai kab ese ki re

[frozen dew]

Literally the dumbest thing to do
Make a female friend attach with her and leave her when u find ur better half

Bullshit

[ivory pilot]

chalo lessgo

[north palm]

[robust plaza]

Iss samay ka hi Wait tha

[frozen dew]

Arey nai Aryan kapda maar dega pfp pe

[maiden fjord]

some ngga is speaking about making female friends

[north palm]

@devout blaze 5 baje aajio

[robust plaza]

Wo to nhi h avi

[maiden fjord]

[polar merlin]

Doori banaunga thodi

[maiden fjord]

ew

[robust plaza]

Bhandara

[north palm]

[frozen dew]

To fir paas hi kyu aaya? ? Apne matlb ke liye???

[north palm]

Bye

[frozen dew]

Selfish ahh person

[maiden fjord]

104

[ivory pilot]

hosla endan badla

[polar merlin]

This time I will control the Situation

[frozen dew]

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[maiden fjord]

situation control krenge

[frozen dew]

We r laughing on ur situation

[maiden fjord]

bkl

[frozen dew]

Uk

[shy garnet]

@glass leaf comebaxk karne gaya?

[maiden fjord]

[polar merlin]

Arre Paas kon jaa raha hai😭? Can't two people just be close enough to talk about anything and yet not close enough to date? What's wrong in wanting that?

[ivory pilot]

bkl kisne joke mara?

[frozen dew]

Tere hisab se ni chalegi cheeze 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Bro thinks he's god

[golden agate]

You're looking for love but all you know is lust

[frozen dew]

HaNN

Bro is dumb

[golden agate]

Friends with benefits??

[maiden fjord]

dc pe prem ki batein kr rhe

chutiye

[frozen dew]

I m gonna copy this text and show it to my female friend

[golden agate]

Damn female friend

Ashwin ke to 40+ hain

[tight flame]

see crow

[maiden fjord]

is bkl ki bhi female friend hai

[tight flame]

teri b hosakti thi

[polar merlin]

I have done it before, Why can't I do it again? Actions are What controls the other person's emotions towards us, The only thing that broke off what I had was intervention from my family

[maiden fjord]

abhi , apne khilai nhi chocolate to ismein meri kya glti

[frozen dew]

Stfu

[polar merlin]

What? I haven't even remotely touched the topic for this whole convo

[frozen dew]

Ek ladki chaiye jisse baat bhi karni hai pure din sab jaanna bi h uske bare m sab share bhi Krna hai par
Date nHi krunga kyuki sundar nhi h

Chup

[tight flame]

[golden agate]

Bhai mene tumko tag Kiya tha kya??

[tight flame]

messed up

[maiden fjord]

what

[polar merlin]

Okay, I thought you would listen to me but it seems your lack of open mind is holding you back

[frozen dew]

Muje bhi ye Aryan ese hi bolta tha

[tight flame]

100 baar bola khaale

[frozen dew]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[lucid elm]

acha ji

[maiden fjord]

abhi bhejta hu qr

[polar merlin]

No, mb

[frozen dew]

I m lack in open mind

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[lucid elm]

sai baat ay

[frozen dew]

Arre Paas kon jaa raha hai😭? Can't two people just be close enough to talk about anything and yet not close enough to date? What's wrong in wanting that?

[lucid elm]

you lack in english as well

[frozen dew]

Haa voto h

[polar merlin]

Okay, Boht funny lagra hai tumko thike😔

[lucid elm]

no

[golden agate]

Alright

[frozen dew]

Tuje bhi lagega

[lucid elm]

jab pata hai toh kam kyu ni krte

[frozen dew]

It's wrong??

[polar merlin]

When😭?

[lucid elm]

ya

[frozen dew]

After 2-3 month

[frozen dew]

@polar merlin

He's 23 well matured to say this

[lucid elm]

who

[tight flame]

i am 21

[frozen dew]

U

[lucid elm]

im not 23

im 2

[tight flame]

well matured to stfu

[lucid elm]

1

21

[tight flame]

[frozen dew]

Ohh ok

[frozen dew]

He's 20 jisne voh likha

[polar merlin]

What's funny? Just explain it to me so I won't do it irl

[frozen dew]

Wdym

Irl

Online thi ye wali?

[polar merlin]

No, She was irl, I am saying maine abhi Aisa kya kaha jo tumhe funny lagra hai?

[frozen dew]

Jo tu bolra voh practically possible nhi h

[lucid elm]

bruh

[polar merlin]

Platonic friends?

[tight flame]

mazak karrhi hu

[frozen dew]

Arre Paas kon jaa raha hai😭? Can't two people just be close enough to talk about anything and yet not close enough to date? What's wrong in wanting that?

Ye jo bhi hai

[lucid elm]

i know

[frozen dew]

Whole thing is wrong

[tight flame]

galat hai

dost ko dost rakho

[lucid elm]

ye tum log koi bhi chiz poetic likhke sahi banaane ki koshish karte ho

[tight flame]

aur kuch chahiye toh girlfriend banao

[lucid elm]

can i

[frozen dew]

Haa bhai

[polar merlin]

This is platonic friends/Bestfriends/Homies

[crisp frost]

[tight flame]

wot

[frozen dew]

It's simple isse girl wali dost chaiye

[tight flame]

exactly

[potent vale]

🐄

[lucid elm]

uk

[tight flame]

I don't

[crisp frost]

Ask our kar rha hai vetal

[tight flame]

team kartik

[lucid elm]

great

[polar merlin]

Need a new Homegirl in short

[tight flame]

vetal kon hai

[frozen dew]

Tere perspective se shi lgra h

Tuje

[crisp frost]

Tu

[lucid elm]

batao ab kartik ko bhi support karte log
@wraith hound bacha bada hogaya

[frozen dew]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Online mummy

❤️❤️

[lucid elm]

pk ko mummy boldiya

[outer gale]

Your lips my lips apocalypse 💋

[frozen dew]

Humesha hi bolta hoon

[hoary robin]

[polar merlin]

Shi? Wdym?

[frozen dew]

Mother's day pe wish bhi kia th

[lucid elm]

acha ji

[distant pawn]

Sojao

[frozen dew]

Tuje shi lagra h kyuki tuje pasand h ye
Samne wala ni milne wala

Tu bahut chutiya h abhi ngl man

[near sedge]

@fierce garnet tmc

[frozen dew]

I m 16 and laughing

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[distant pawn]

Muja to 14 ka lagta hai @frozen dew

[frozen dew]

Oye tu fir kese aagyi

[polar merlin]

I am chutiya for wanting emotional support? You literally adviced me to just trauma dump on random people online

[near sedge]

🙃ja rahi

[distant pawn]

Emotional support is important for very hard times

[frozen dew]

Mere liye work kia th voh
And yes u r chutiya for wanting emotional support

[frozen dew]

Jaa chall

[maiden fjord]

@tight flame dm

[frozen dew]

Arre Paas kon jaa raha hai😭? Can't two people just be close enough to talk about anything and yet not close enough to date? What's wrong in wanting that?

[polar merlin]

Why? Just explain why?

[near sedge]

Kyu

[golden agate]

[distant pawn]

irl mai asa log milna muskil hai wai

[maiden fjord]

Kya kyu

[near sedge]

Mai toh pareshan kar rahi bs 💃🏻

[maiden fjord]

Oh

Achaa

[distant pawn]

Aap 12vi mai tha na

?

[polar merlin]

Ik that's why I need one? I thought having gf would fix that but my city is just dead when it comes to dating game

[maiden fjord]

Hann

[frozen dew]

Because my friend
If tu chahta h ki koi teri sari baate sune to voh tujse ek security expect karta th and Jo bhi tune ye bataya platonic friend usme security nhi h tu usse baat karega sab share krega and then th usse chor dega

For ur girlfriend

That's wrong

Simple

[tight flame]

heinn wtf does that even mean

[distant pawn]

clg ya school ?

[near sedge]

Sach mei ho gaye lagta h

[frozen dew]

20 cllg

[tight flame]

office mai no sleeping

[maiden fjord]

Dm check kroo

[tight flame]

elaborate

[crisp frost]

Vikram vetal wala vetal yk

[tight flame]

yo kon se

team kartik

[distant pawn]

Sed coffee pilo aree nai ussa ti aur neend aygi

[tight flame]

exactly

[soft vigil]

nomaskar

[polar merlin]

No who tf said mein chhod dunga? I just said thodi si doori banaunga (Instead of calling everyday. I would call 3 times a week)

[distant pawn]

Ek to may 13 bolna wala koi hai hi nai

[crisp frost]

Small height bal nochna kandhe pe baith ke

[tight flame]

[soft vigil]

may 13 ko kya raheata

[tight flame]

i am tall

[soft vigil]

sa

[near sedge]

Kya kr rahe 😞

[distant pawn]

Chai peo

[soft vigil]

dafaq

[tight flame]

may 13

tu 14 😭

[frozen dew]

Par tu usse pehle jese baat kar paega??

[polar merlin]

Cllg mein hun😔, school mein toh bani nahi

[maiden fjord]

Road pe hu

[soft vigil]

raheta kya ye may 13 ko

[distant pawn]

Ayien ?

[maiden fjord]

Ye may 13

[crisp frost]

the lies we tell ourselves

[frozen dew]

Bees saal cllg

[soft vigil]

kya hai may 13 ka scence

[distant pawn]

Achaa

[tight flame]

[polar merlin]

No Obv, Wouldn't she do the same if she gets a bf?

[near sedge]

Sadak chap aryan?

[distant pawn]

Avve mai tera (may 13)

[soft vigil]

arey bhnchod🥀

[tight flame]

@frozen dew ap shaam ko tea dedena mujhe please

[distant pawn]

Achhi baat hai clg mai dhund koi

[frozen dew]

R u that person??? No tuje kya pata voh tuje like karne lage?? Tuje apna emotional support bana le??

[tight flame]

chup hoja

[polar merlin]

College band hai😭

[distant pawn]

Arra Haan chutti chalu hogyi kabsa band hai clg ?

[crisp frost]

deleted

[polar merlin]

That's a whole different story no?

[polar merlin]

July Tak band hai😔

[distant pawn]

Ek to mersa simp bhi nahi Hota yaar creep feel hota hai

[distant pawn]

Kabsaa ? Since whennn

[polar merlin]

Almost a month

[near sedge]

@maiden fjord bura maan gye lagta h, sorry chacha, mai to majak kar rahi thi 🙏🙃🥺💔

[distant pawn]

Heinnn? Sab clg 1 mahina sai hi band hai kya

[tight flame]

good job

[frozen dew]

Kuch bhi most of the time esa hi hota h jo log ek doosre ke sath sab share krte h emotional support bante h voh gf bf ban jaate h dumbo

[polar merlin]

Ha, almost every college

[near sedge]

Aap acche vyakti h

[distant pawn]

Extra program

?

[near sedge]

@maiden fjord road pe hi ho na ki accident kara liye? 🙏 Sorry yaar

[polar merlin]

This was the whole fucking reason for my family's intervention, they were afraid of the same thing, they didn't want that (Caste difference)

[frozen dew]

@polar merlin what do u think what is a gf

[polar merlin]

What?

[distant pawn]

Extra courses nai chiya kya clg mai

[polar merlin]

Same thing as what I described but with more openness

[polar merlin]

No, just BBA Marketing

[frozen dew]

Lodu tune khud bola th u don't want her romantically papa pe mat daal

[distant pawn]

Achaaa

[near sedge]

@outer gale @polar merlin couple?

[polar merlin]

I didn't, But they figured that I "Might" Catch feelings, which is just bs

[crisp frost]

Well I dont want my hair scratched off vetal

[polar merlin]

No, never ever saw the Id

[frozen dew]

Insta p to baat kar skte the

As online friends

[near sedge]

@maiden fjord aap jinda toh hain?

[polar merlin]

Not if she initiated to "end" the friendship as she had no right to be scolded for being a good friend

[maiden fjord]

Drive kr rha hu

[maiden fjord]

[near sedge]

Thike phir 🦥

[prime zinc]

Hi

[crisp frost]

tu driver hai

[maiden fjord]

Jupiter ka nhi , lekin uska jaroor

[crisp frost]

Woo to exist hi nhi karti lakin

[near sedge]

Ye kis line pe aa gaye aap

[frozen dew]

Hmmm tune manaya?

[polar merlin]

@frozen dew now do you get what I am getting at?

[distant pawn]

Bachha hai wo minor hai usko ya sab talks nahi aygi

[frozen dew]

Yea.. but ab muje text to text janna h

[prime zinc]

Hello doston

[polar merlin]

I tried for like a week and half. But she said she just can't be my friend anymore, even her family hates me now

[prime zinc]

Sai ram sai shyaam

[distant pawn]

Aswin

[prime zinc]

Zi zi

[distant pawn]

Kya haal hai

[tight flame]

bas aisi darke rehna

[prime zinc]

Bas abhi wapis aayahu clz se

[distant pawn]

Sahi baat hai warna 3kg ka dumble muha pai mardoga

[frozen dew]

Ok if tu sab kuch sahi bata rh h
To voh thodi glt bhi
Par tu bhi chutiya h thoda kyuki Jo tune upar platonic friend ki baat ki voh bahut bekaar cheez h
Nd now u just have to pass the time

[distant pawn]

Chutti nai chalri ?

[prime zinc]

Workshop hai mera

[distant pawn]

Sai hai

[prime zinc]

Yess

[distant pawn]

Kasa rha apka to internship hogya but

[polar merlin]

True, can't do anything Abt now

😔

[prime zinc]

Internship???

Next year hai mera

Internship

[frozen dew]

U can make new friends who will listen to u and tuje chutiya bole and fir bhi tere sath rahe

[distant pawn]

Achha Nikhil or aap mai confuse hogya

[prime zinc]

Uska bhi next year hoga shyd

[distant pawn]

Fir trch Mahindra wala kon hai

[lucid elm]

bwahah it was a bad joke, ignore

[prime zinc]

@topaz drift Internship kab lagega tera ?

[prime zinc]

Mai hi hu aisehi lagaya tha

[distant pawn]

Leol

Muja laga job lagyii

[frozen dew]

Not- सभी छात्र-छात्राएं इन्होंने ऑन द जॉब ट्रेनिंग 25.26 से आज दिनांक तक ज्वाइन नहीं किया इनके उपस्थिति पत्रक में एक भी दिन के साइन नहीं है इनके दो सर्टिफिकेट ऑन द जॉब ट्रेनिंग और दिल्ली से आने वाला सर्टिफिकेट दोनों इनको नहीं मिलेंगे क्योंकि इनके सेट में साइन नहीं है यह सीट भोपाल जाने वाली है इसके उत्तरदाई यह छात्र स्वयं और उनके पलक होंगे

Note- All the students have not joined the on the job training from 25.26 till today. There is no signature of even a single day in their attendance sheet. Their two certificates of on the job training and the certificate coming from Delhi.

Lol

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Isse ullu bhi ni banaya gaya

[prime zinc]

?

[prime zinc]

Na na next year

[polar merlin]

Yeah but they would be "Ky abakwaas karta rehta hai?" Instead of "hmm.. sahi bolra hai" in their mind

[outer gale]

eww no my onli copil is @north palm

[frozen dew]

Mai to kya bakwaas hi bol rh hoon aur mind m bahut sara chutiya chutiya chutiya chutiya sorry jk

🤪

[tight flame]

exactly

[frozen dew]

Isne bahut related karwa dia muje

[tight flame]

huh ok

[ivory pilot]

kitne dino baad matargashti suna

[frozen dew]

Ekdum pura saal yaad aagy

[frozen dew]

Gana bhi th voh

[tight flame]

kaam karne ka mann hi nai karrha

[ivory pilot]

woh din yaad aa gaye

[ivory pilot]

haan tune suna nhi?

[frozen dew]

Suna suna

[crisp frost]

i will soon start to lift your wt

[frozen dew]

Matargasti khuli sadak pe

Esa kuch th

[ivory pilot]

hmm

[frozen dew]

Do 5 pushup

[ivory pilot]

ting ting

[polar merlin]

Tu chutiya 🫵🏻😭

[tight flame]

nice jox

[polar merlin]

Jk

Bye gng gtg

[tight flame]

maza ni aaega

[frozen dew]

😂🤣🤣🤣 muje to pura server bolta h

[crisp frost]

Wt bata apna ?

[tight flame]

mai body shame ni hona chahti

[frozen dew]

Karlia trauma dump bye

[crisp frost]

60 kgs se kam ?

[ivory pilot]

tg sota nhi h kya?

[tight flame]

nah

[crisp frost]

Dupher ko ?

[tight flame]

zyda

[random dirge]

freaky

[ivory pilot]

yes

[polar merlin]

Haan, ab thoda accha lagra hai, ab kaam karunga

[crisp frost]

70 kgs ?

[tight flame]

nai

[ivory pilot]

hi @kind summit

[crisp frost]

Fix nhi hai if i feel extremely sleepy i might

[ivory pilot]

ohhh

[crisp frost]

Fir to 1 month mai utha lunga tere jitna

[tight flame]

acha hai

[crisp frost]

Too light

[tight flame]

kidnapper banna hai kya?

[crisp frost]

Tere pas hai nhi itne paise 😭

Terko kya kidnap karu

Job + freelance + clg

💀

[maiden fjord]

mat bola kro ye sb

[crisp frost]

Merko wrong prove kar do

[maiden fjord]

Uske piche wali line pe

[maiden fjord]

Abhi dc mein thodi bulaunga use

[tight flame]

true bhai

[maiden fjord]

Kitne paise de rhe ho

[tight flame]

koi rishwat k paise b nai dega

bolega leke chale jao

[tight flame]

mai kyu du

[distant pawn]

Nvm aaj date kya hai

[tight flame]

coffee tame hogya

ab sojaungi

[crisp frost]

Your close friends will give dw

[tight flame]

13 may

[tight flame]

ghanta

[golden agate]

@proper isle

[tight flame]

kal hi royi thi mai

date dekhke

mat kar lala

[crisp frost]

Kal kya tha

Ex ka birthday

💀

[near sedge]

#pictures

[crisp frost]

But ... Nvm

[golden agate]

😋🤤

Man Go

[tight flame]

ex ka bday

[golden agate]

Baday ka ex

[glass leaf]

Hello young lady !!! Howw you doinn ??

[frozen dew]

Isko ulta muh m lagale teeth ban jaenge

[glass leaf]

Thanks mate

[golden agate]

[crisp frost]

Kal kya tha ?

[glass leaf]

Internship dhundh rha hooi

[maiden fjord]

Fir kon dega

[glass leaf]

Koi internship dedo

[tight flame]

kal yaani 12am today

[glass leaf]

Mujhe iss bharwe clg se bahar niklnaa hai

[tight flame]

koi ni dega

[glass leaf]

[outer gale]

magarrrr aaya na tuu

[tight flame]

@glass leaf omg hiee

[mellow sage]

[outer gale]

@north palm where my bb

[maiden fjord]

Krdi na glt baat, dost smjha tha

[glass leaf]

Hi babes !!! How you doin?

[tight flame]

heinji

[tight flame]

me finees how are yous?

[glass leaf]

Me not okay tbh 😔

[frozen dew]

Matching pfp akele insaan ne lagali

[golden agate]

Get a job

[glass leaf]

Yaha internship nhi mil rhi

[robust plaza]

Hey

[crisp frost]

13 koi nhi bola isliye

[golden agate]

true

[glass leaf]

Agar mene internship nhi li toh me dusre clg me transfer nhi le paaunga

[dusty thunder]

teri saasu

[glass leaf]

And ab meri fati padi hai

[golden agate]

Bba wale kaha se karte h intern

Video editing Sikh lo

[shy garnet]

okay

[glass leaf]

Koi bhi company me kar skta hoo

[golden agate]

Ohh sales man

[robust plaza]

Krte to h internship...tune nhi dekha kya...unko internship milna easy h

[golden agate]

Condom bechoge??

[glass leaf]

Laptop nhi hai

[shy garnet]

check "careers" in company websites

and linkedin

[glass leaf]

[golden agate]

mene nahi kiya hai bba

[robust plaza]

Wo to ik

[golden agate]

Phone se basic karlo

[tight flame]

ha

[glass leaf]

I don't have that much time me apni pass wali companies me apply karra hu

[tight flame]

kya hua bacha, call cru?

[golden agate]

Yes I'm an engineer student

[shy garnet]

acha

[glass leaf]

Cuz I don't have skillset for it

[shy garnet]

big 4 hai tere waha?

[glass leaf]

apni company me internship ke liye lgado mujhe

[robust plaza]

Aaj kl video editing me v bohot competition h...thoda bohot se kuchh nhi hota

[maiden fjord]

Hi , long time

[glass leaf]

I live in small town

[golden agate]

Me soch raha hu editing Sikh k niksindian me job k liye apply karlu

[robust plaza]

Hnn ghar gai thi

[glass leaf]

[shy garnet]

tuff

[golden agate]

video editing k liye skills hi nahi ideas bhi chahiye hote hai

[maiden fjord]

Treat when ?

[distant pawn]

Meaning fir bhi wahi rahega acha douge karna ka try tha

[robust plaza]

Han true

[tight flame]

hyderabad aaja 100% laga dungi

[golden agate]

dream

[glass leaf]

Yaha pe contact ke bina kuch nhi hota !!

[robust plaza]

Aaja bbsr

[golden agate]

[tight flame]

[glass leaf]

Coming 🛬

[tight flame]

nakamiyab

bhai aj mai itna timepass karrhi hu na

boss pakka daatega

[tight flame]

fas fas ao

[glass leaf]

Aapke boss ko me dekh lunga

[tight flame]

aj pata nai kya hua kaam karne ka mann hi nai karrha ha

[distant pawn]

Boss ko 3kg wala Dumble dikha do dar jayga

[tight flame]

dekhlena

[tight flame]

vo khud itne bhari hai

ek ungli se uthale usko

[golden agate]

Meetha Pita

[maiden fjord]

Ticket

[distant pawn]

Apko kasa pata

[glass leaf]

Banana 🍌

[golden agate]

Ravi ka Kavi

[tight flame]

dikhne mai pata chalta hai

[golden agate]

ohh yes

[glass leaf]

Minions reference

[golden agate]

Banana is my fav fruit

[maiden fjord]

Meethe papa ke boss ke bare mein sb ko pta chl gya kya

[tight flame]

world famous hogye

bhai mai jaati hu warna pakka daat padegi

[golden agate]

Bosses are womanisers

[maiden fjord]

Meethe papa

[tight flame]

bye goiz

[tight flame]

see you jald

[distant pawn]

Mota hai kya

[glass leaf]

[distant pawn]

Byee

[tight flame]

thick

[glass leaf]

Byeee

[golden agate]

perks of being bisexual

[distant pawn]

@glass leaf vai koi course karlo na jabtak

[glass leaf]

Konsa course kru !!?

English ka course krlu kyaa??

[golden agate]

I'm looking for a fellow filmmakers

[distant pawn]

Fir vi cse hai na apka

[golden agate]

German Sikh lo

[shy garnet]

woh toh har jagah ka hai

[glass leaf]

Tchussss tchussss

[prime zinc]

Hi tedd

[golden agate]

Aww

[shy garnet]

par metro cities mei you can get lucky

[glass leaf]

Lo seinto

[golden agate]

hallu

[glass leaf]

Willson

[shy garnet]

mere dost ko clg mei EY mei mili thi 3 months

internship

[prime zinc]

Filmmakers M

[golden agate]

Sahi h

[prime zinc]

Why you looking ?

Woh pooch raha hu

[glass leaf]

Haa wa pe Boht aasan hain internship wagera specially in like it hubs and silicon wallayes !! Waha pe agr skills hain toh achikhasi job mil skti hain ..
Bas salary me unch kuch hogi

[golden agate]

Kiske liye

[prime zinc]

You said na looking for fellow filmmakers

[golden agate]

ohh wese

[prime zinc]

Oye CBSE kon tha

[glass leaf]

Woh raj kundra bnaega

[prime zinc]

Kuki aur

[shy garnet]

HHmm

[golden agate]

Kuch nahi

[prime zinc]

@gloomy lance tera cbse tha kya ?

[golden agate]

Kabhi short film banaye ho??

[glass leaf]

Banayi bhi and flop bhi hogyi

[prime zinc]

Planning my first no budget short film this month

[glass leaf]

Hod ne reject krdi

[golden agate]

Mene banayi thi dedh minute ki

[prime zinc]

With a beautiful concept

[lucid elm]

hehe im damnboy hows u

[golden agate]

Pvt instagram story k liye

[golden agate]

achha

[dusty thunder]

[golden agate]

Achha

[dusty thunder]

yeh sab bhi krna hota hai kya

short film to mms ko bhi to bolte na

[golden agate]

Me to banunga gay porn Director

[prime zinc]

One is that and I have a brilliant story for a feature film which I'll pitch to producers.

[golden agate]

achha kiski love story pitch karr rahe ho

[glass leaf]

@frozen dew kyaa aaya result??

[prime zinc]

No love stories

[golden agate]

acha

[prime zinc]

Lund banaye love stories

[glass leaf]

Kartik 12th me thana ??

[prime zinc]

Mai toh violence , action drama bandung

[golden agate]

Achha

[prime zinc]

MP board

[frozen dew]

Bhosdi wale 5th baar bata rh hoon mai mp board ka bacha hoon

[golden agate]

Kartik ka 92 percent

[frozen dew]

Agar ab kisi kutte ne puchdia

[golden agate]

[dusty thunder]

Agar aap Testosterone surround me hote ho to aapka bhi boost hoga

[golden agate]

Yes

I have script for that

[prime zinc]

Ĥị

[golden agate]

Kanpur me banunga

[prime zinc]

Ay hairathe aashiqui

[golden agate]

International awards k liye

[frozen dew]

Sale mp board

[frozen dew]

Ily

[prime zinc]

Ted have you ever fought with your Inner self?

[frozen dew]

Romantically

[golden agate]

[golden agate]

Ab ye kya hota hai

[dusty thunder]

[golden agate]

Mene to kabka maar diya hai usse

Bolta tha you have to be a good son

[dusty thunder]

inner self mtlb ki tu schizophrenic hai kya

[golden agate]

Yes, i see people around me

Aur wo sab sex karte h

[dusty thunder]

unko record krke sell kr

[golden agate]

Wahi to issue hai

Unko keval me hi dekh skta hu

[livid blaze]

[livid blaze]

doin what

[prime zinc]

The raw, unfiltered observer that evaluates experiences and holds your ultimate truth.

[inland swan]

Kuch v nh kaha gayab

[prime zinc]

@dusty thunder Nashe si Chad gayi

[livid blaze]

m kha gayab
aap nhi aate

[inland swan]

Main to rehti khud gayb ho

[crisp frost]

Tum dono YHI ho

Mai gyab hu

[tame trout]

[livid blaze]

accha

[livid blaze]

lafda kroge bhai?

[inland swan]

Ji

[worn fjord]

@livid blaze lafda kyu karna 🥀🥀🥀

[livid blaze]

kha ho

[livid blaze]

mja aata h

[inland swan]

Ghar pr aap au mein nh ho

?

[worn fjord]

Same here 😍🥀

[livid blaze]

au

[crisp frost]

Kyu ?

[livid blaze]

au

[livid blaze]

gussa aa rha

[inland swan]

Ji

[crisp frost]

Mere upar ?

[inland swan]

Req accept kro

[maiden fjord]

Nhi neeche

[livid blaze]

accha amngus

idk

no more dc

[livid blaze]

yes

[livid blaze]

done

[inland swan]

Ohkk

[crisp frost]

Maine kya kara ?

[low kestrel]

kaisa hai

[golden agate]

Mene to kabka maar diya hai usse

[prime zinc]

[north palm]

[north palm]

Here hu

[frozen dew]

Deadpool was finding you

☝️

😍

[low kestrel]

uska tag kya hai

[golden ermine]

tere chootad fat gye

[maiden fjord]

Now kt is a messenger

[frozen dew]

@upper bough

[golden ermine]

ru the same kartik jisko mne room tour karwaya tha

ya fir us bande ka nam kartik ni tha

[frozen dew]

Boyfriend ka rose dhikata th muje aur Aryan ko

Aur anaconda sex

With human

[golden ermine]

🤕 itna yad mt dila

bhosrike

[frozen dew]

On vc

[frozen dew]

Kat gya

[golden ermine]

vo rose mne commode m fek dia

[frozen dew]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[golden ermine]

nahi kata to nhi bss ok ok sa chala gya

[golden ermine]

fr thori commode m hi khushboo ajaye

[frozen dew]

Hmm fir ok hai

[golden ermine]

yaad mt dilaya kro bhai m us din bhut khush thi

[north palm]

@mighty nova

[golden ermine]

itni chootad baate krne k bad b kisine propose krdia

[frozen dew]

Ek odonil khareeb le

[golden ermine]

[golden agate]

Jingi jeena seekho marte to roj ho

[frozen dew]

Odonil hota h na

Odonil kya hota hai

[golden ermine]

abey hai lekin fir rose kis kaam ata

[golden ermine]

odour nil

odo nil gandu

[frozen dew]

Uski g m daal deti

[golden ermine]

itni m lambi hi hoti to ussko psnd kyu krti

[frozen dew]

Haa deserving ni thi

[frozen dew]

Haa voto lamba bhi tha

[golden ermine]

benchodd behen maanke acha b bolskta tha

[golden ermine]

tuje bhut pta h

🤕 tea body thi meri uss tym pe kya deserving ni thi gandu

[frozen dew]

Tond dekhi h apni

🤰

[golden ermine]

vo cute tummy h

vo hona necessary h baby k lie

[frozen dew]

Anaconda sex dhikha rhi thi muje btw

[golden ermine]

tond tere papa ki hogi

[golden ermine]

konsa yar

yaad ni h

muje itna b nar mada wale m interest ni h

anaconda konsa jo zip kholke anaconda nikaltah ?

ya vo wala anaconda koi apni zip m dalta h

[frozen dew]

Nhi

Anaconda insaan

[golden ermine]

um yad ni

bhejio video

bhool jati hu

[frozen dew]

Pagul merepe kyun hogi

[golden ermine]

vvaise muje ek proposal aya h but jaat alag h islie no hai meri traf se

[frozen dew]

And voh minor sx Aryan ko

[golden ermine]

oh aryan p hogi

[frozen dew]

Bccc

[golden ermine]

vo sari maangleta h

[golden ermine]

()

[frozen dew]

@maiden fjord

Maangta

[golden ermine]

mne aj dm deka

mne lesbo story kyu sunai h isse apni

[frozen dew]

Bccccccc

Isne ni sunai muje

[golden ermine]

shitpost channel hona chiye is sv me
jisme sb apni tatti post krenge
jisse pta chal jayega kisko kya beemari h

samaj seva hogi

[golden ermine]

bencho jo m ise sunati vo sb ye tuje sunata kya

saalo

[frozen dew]

Haan

[golden ermine]

meri adi story mere sapne m ai hui hoti h

m khud bhool jati sunake

[frozen dew]

Mere sapne m bhi aaj mene
Naked holi kheli

[golden ermine]

💀

dayum

[frozen dew]

Kuch logo se genshin impact khilvalo

[frozen dew]

Haan

[golden ermine]

ye to mera sapna h

aange ka

[frozen dew]

Do baar ho chuka h

[golden ermine]

fuc bro

ye bs mera sapna h swimming pool m brazilian frnds k sath koodne ka

[frozen dew]

Mera balatkaar ho chuka h

[golden ermine]

sapne m

its ok

[frozen dew]

😔

[golden ermine]

sapne m hua kre to maze lo

[frozen dew]

Ha

[frozen dew]

Not by a woman

[golden ermine]

mera b real hua tha
ek larki muje choo gyi

badtmeez

[frozen dew]

[golden ermine]

bhosriwali

[frozen dew]

Mere chacha the

[golden ermine]

oh

[frozen dew]

😩

[golden ermine]

mere koi chacha nhi h m bach gyi

thnku god

[frozen dew]

Swimming pool m

[robust plaza]

Hey

Kya haal chaal

[golden ermine]

tm log itne ameer b ho jo swimmng ooil

pool hoga

[frozen dew]

Hi yrr

104

Aaj bahut free h

[frozen dew]

Sapna

[golden ermine]

han mera senior off h

manager n meet li nhi

ab ma chudaye ye sb

[robust plaza]

Hyy

[golden ermine]

oh

[frozen dew]

Hey hi krri jaari aage ni bolri

[golden ermine]

sapne bhut dektah tu

[robust plaza]

Mera wifi ka bill badhe ja rha h mkl ye log disconnect v nhi kr rahe

[golden ermine]

sare nange sapne hote kya

[robust plaza]

[frozen dew]

Mostly

10th class m

Gay sex

[golden ermine]

wifi ka istemaal kro na fir

pure din

deko

corn

[frozen dew]

Switch off krde

[golden ermine]

bro bro ... ye sb maine real m deklia ab muje kabi sapna ni ayega

jo real m dekleti hu vo sapne m ni ata

[robust plaza]

Are bhai purana flat me tha ab waha koi rhta v nhi h

[frozen dew]

Real m sex kyu dekha 😢😢😢

[robust plaza]

Acha waah

[golden ermine]

sapne m aya tha m pakistani roadies m gyi hu
kehre h muh m dalo nak se nikalo

[frozen dew]

Kya wah band ho jaega

Pagul

[golden ermine]

dik jata h

[frozen dew]

Oye wot

[golden ermine]

meri aankhe h

ab band kaise kru

[frozen dew]

Kidar

Oyo

?

Wtf

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nhi aj tk ni gyi

[crisp frost]

Mai uske

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abey dik gya tha bss

[frozen dew]

Par kahan dekha

Hostel

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rat m kabi 2 bje dol kheto m

sb chude padenge dikenge

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Khet m gay sex

Is wild

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hostel meri dost k me 2 bar gyi hu pr vaha sirf lesbo kiss deki thi

ek bar chat p reh gyi thi