general-chat

[frozen dew]

Ye

[golden ermine]

swadikaa

[frozen dew]

Ye kis pakwan ka naam h

Swadist hai

[golden ermine]

hi bolne ka treka h

thailand m

thailand to jiju k sath gyi thi

abi 2 hi city hui h 2 city reh gyi h

fir jana parega

[distant pawn]

[golden ermine]

🤕 veitnam m bachpan m gyi thi yad b nhi h

vhaa bs train k pas cafe hoteh ye yad h

[frozen dew]

Thailand

[distant pawn]

Or yha mai nepal tak nahi gya

[golden ermine]

hn bro jiju

[ebon vector]

Fate condom ka hadsaa kartik badshah

[golden ermine]

hn meko bangkok jana h but vaha snake ka maas bhut hota

[frozen dew]

Acha

Koi chutiya hass bhi Diya

[distant pawn]

Bada hojau fir jaunga sab jgha

[ebon vector]

Dudh ki kheer kartik bawasir

[golden ermine]

pandu bawarch*d ?

[frozen dew]

Bro thinks he's gonna be rich

😂🤣🤣🤣

[golden ermine]

me b badi hojau fir mera pati leke chale mje

[ebon vector]

Chhota ling kartik is the king

[frozen dew]

Gandu bhadwachod

[distant pawn]

Nepal jana kai liya rich kya

Thelta thelta chala jao

[golden ermine]

bhai mera bf ghumane lejara tha dubai but meri maaa yee maa n muje nhi jane dia @distant pawn

kismat khrab h meri

[frozen dew]

Nepal kyujana h

[golden ermine]

pr vo banda acha tha qatar se mere lie shoes laya tha

[ebon vector]

Metal ka spinner kartik kinner

[distant pawn]

Maa ko pata tha bf hai apka

[ebon vector]

Tu ladka ni hai?

Merko aajtak lagta tha yeh maal hai

[golden ermine]

ap thore se bawarcho d ho kya

[glad smelt]

wow

[golden ermine]

me halal hu

[ebon vector]

Han 😍

[golden ermine]

🤕 wahi to pta ni tha to puchti kaise

[ebon vector]

Phir kfc mai jaao

[frozen dew]

Agli baar ragebait seekh ke aaiyo

[golden ermine]

fuc ka nateeja

[ebon vector]

Qutub minaar kartik chhinaar

[golden ermine]

kfc m mai ajtk nhi gyi udhar chicken bhut hota i only lik chicks

[distant pawn]

I see i see sahi hai NRI bf laao roj uska Ghar wapsi pai shoes pao

[frozen dew]

Acha

[ebon vector]

Pushkar ki chuchi himalaya se uchi

[frozen dew]

🤏 🕶️ 😉

[golden ermine]

fr bro (muje kabi kabi lagta h me usk sath sirf paiso k lie thi )

[frozen dew]

Acha

[ebon vector]

Bistar kare char char kartik baje ghar ghar

[distant pawn]

Muja to abhi bhi lagta hai kasa the reaction emotional tha ya nai

[golden ermine]

haha pushkar achi jagah h

[ebon vector]

Pushkar nahi hai yaha abhi

Uske liye likhke laaya tha

[golden ermine]

nhi nhi pyar tha (usko mujse)
btw banda acha h dosti bhut tagdi h abi b dubai se ata mujhse jroor milta h

[frozen dew]

Aake maa chudvana pandu se seekhe koi

[golden ermine]

hai to ajmer k pas

[ebon vector]

Bande ka naam hai pushkar

[distant pawn]

abb to confirm hogya paisaaaa

[golden ermine]

door hogye sare gandu
jab dika unko pandu

[ebon vector]

Mai jab udaipur mai rehta tha tab gaya tha pushkar

[ebon vector]

Vaade ka pakka kartik chakka 😍

[golden ermine]

bcc hum log bs bakchodi krte the mne usse ek rupiya ni manga kyuki usn direct kharch krdia

[golden ermine]

mai b gyi hu but vha aghori h

[frozen dew]

Vaade to saare tod deta hoon

[ebon vector]

Udta parinda kartik hai darinda

[golden ermine]

khooni darinda

[distant pawn]

Kash muja vi ameer gf miljaye

5,6 factory

[frozen dew]

True

[golden ermine]

mere jiju ki h

3 factory

medicine ki

[ebon vector]

Mere dost ke upar usne haath mai moot ke uske upar daala aur woh pranaam bhi kara uske baad

[golden ermine]

but vo khud ka business krte h

[ebon vector]

Bola ashirwad hai

[golden ermine]

aur dikate h ki khud ka krte h

but asal m sbb factory ka khate h

[golden ermine]

nice nice gangajal k badle mootjal

[distant pawn]

Hnn mera paas paas wale sab ameer hai khandan mai hi bina business wala hun

[golden ermine]

ye ameer log bhut chalu hote h

[ebon vector]

Maine south movie mai dekha hai medicine factory waale main villain hote hain

[golden ermine]

oh hum log b bina business wale h baki mere khandan me sb greeb h kyuki unk business ache nhi chalte lol

compare to us

not so gteeb

[distant pawn]

ayeiooo

[golden ermine]

even unpe mere dadu ki sari property h fir b vo humse low h

aur humpe dadu ka kuch ni h

[golden ermine]

yes bilkul sahi

i can bet

[distant pawn]

Hmn papa nai mehnat ki hogi fir to

[golden ermine]

ye sb bakwas h ameer greeb nhi hota mehnat ka hota h

[thorny lynx]

Kya chal raha h

[golden ermine]

hn bhut mehnat krte h aur meri mummy b

generational wealth backup hoti h vahi reh jati h at last insan ka khud kamaya kaam ata h

[distant pawn]

Kya karta hai papa ,mummy to officer hai shayd

[golden ermine]

house husband h

[distant pawn]

Achaaa

Job pai nai jana @golden ermine

[golden ermine]

nhi ghar bethke h

meeting 12 bje h

tu ja colg

[distant pawn]

Fir mai to jara clg

[golden ermine]

tu fir 17 sal ka hoga

ya 18

[distant pawn]

18+

Aap maybe 21 kai ho @golden ermine

[golden ermine]

yes

[distant pawn]

Sab 21 kai hai yhaa

[golden ermine]

mai first yr me 17 ki thi

[golden ermine]

sb juthe h

sb minor h

[distant pawn]

Ayeein mai to 11 vi mai tha 17 ka

Well meri adhar ki age real hai to isliya 11vi mai 17 ka tha

[golden ermine]

meri b real

pr m 12th 16 m krli thi

[distant pawn]

Fir 17 mai clg

[distant pawn]

Itna jaldi kasa ?

[golden ermine]

kyuki meri mummy smart h

unhone skip krwadi thi ukg

ye hg ukg lkg sbb me ek hi padhai hoti h

faltu waste krte 1 saal

to mne half yr lkg ki aur half yr ukg

[distant pawn]

wow sahi hai

[golden ermine]

😎 tb b me bhosria dimag rkhti hu

[glass leaf]

@distant pawn itni grmi me clg

???

[distant pawn]

Chalo fir mai jata hun class

[distant pawn]

Haa toh

[golden ermine]

bhai ye tu konse colg m h

[distant pawn]

[golden ermine]

aj hi bits se call aya ye log kitne mehnga h

bye

[glass leaf]

Summer vacations chal rhe mere to

I hate summers

[distant pawn]

Avve to extra programs nahi hai jya

[glass leaf]

I hate summer vacations

[glad smelt]

summer vacations😍

[glass leaf]

Meri internship hi nhi lag rhi

All companies rejecting me

[distant pawn]

Koi nai lag jaygi byee jata hun ceeya in 1 hour

Fir Ghar ajaunga

[glass leaf]

Aap sb ke room me to ac hoga naa ..?

Upr se me dusre city me shift hogya hu toh ab last year kebkiye new clg

😔

[distant pawn]

yaa kya swaal hai

[glad smelt]

mera nakhun tut gya

[distant pawn]

@glass leaf vacation kab chalu huya aapka

[glass leaf]

18 april

[midnight quest]

kaunse year mein ho sab?

[distant pawn]

Itna jaldi

Konsa clg hai vai

[glass leaf]

Konsi ungli kaa

[glad smelt]

index finger

[glass leaf]

Are internships chalu hain sbki 20 April se they are already done with internships bas me hi ghar betha hu

[glass leaf]

Toto khair choro

[distant pawn]

Achaaa...nvm bye

[glad smelt]

toto

[glad smelt]

😞?

[glass leaf]

Very bad joke in my mind

But not gonna say

[glass leaf]

Smjdaar ko ishara kaafi hai

[glad smelt]

[dawn depot]

Anyone up for Pani puri date?

[midnight quest]

sponsor kardo😔

[dawn depot]

Just 5 plate max

[midnight quest]

Utne mein kaam chala lunga😢

[glass leaf]

Milkiee are u gurll ??

[glad smelt]

[glass leaf]

???

Jainwin que

[glad smelt]

yes

[glass leaf]

Ok

[glad smelt]

[golden agate]

Terah Mai

[glass leaf]

13th may

[glad smelt]

😔

[glass leaf]

May ka laal jai kishan

[glad smelt]

bhojpuri me gali aati h?

[tiny night]

hi

[glass leaf]

Aati hai

Tore mai ko choro

[golden agate]

bhojpuriya Lala

ee kaunsa gaali hai

[glass leaf]

I amma gud larka

[glad smelt]

no

[glass leaf]

I don't speak gaali

[golden agate]

Haan parents ka achha beta

[glad smelt]

jhooth

[glass leaf]

Meowdarchod

[golden agate]

Mumma's good boy

[glass leaf]

[golden agate]

Parental Hypocrisy

[glass leaf]

Tru hai

[glad smelt]

😭

[glad smelt]

ok

[glass leaf]

Typo ne apni maa ko chor diya

Motherless behaviour

[glad smelt]

haww

[golden agate]

Fatherless acting

[glass leaf]

Mene yeh emoji bheja tha saggy ko bolra tha yeh haath kyu bndhe hue hai tere iss emoji me

Me bola b o n e r chupa rha hu

[golden agate]

Kisko dekh k chhupa rahe ho

[glass leaf]

[frozen dew]

💐

[golden agate]

RIP

⚰️

[glass leaf]

Ted choose one ..robert de Niro or al pacino

[golden agate]

Al Pacino

[glass leaf]

Aaj scarface dekhuga

[golden agate]

😏

Watch Dog Day Afternoon

[glass leaf]

Ok

@frozen dew kyaa dekh rha aaj ??

[frozen dew]

Kuch bi ni

[golden agate]

Based on true events

[frozen dew]

Mai movies nhi dekhta

[thorny lynx]

Baba ramdev ji

[frozen dew]

I don't like watching movies

[glass leaf]

Ok gud for u

[frozen dew]

That was my hyper focus

[glass leaf]

[golden agate]

Watch porn then

[frozen dew]

Roj dekhta hoon

[golden agate]

There is one indian actress she's so good

[glass leaf]

Me porn likhta hu to bharwa dyno apni maa chudwa leta

[golden agate]

Jasmine Sherni

[glass leaf]

[glass leaf]

[golden agate]

skill issue

[glass leaf]

Black bishes

[frozen dew]

Great powers comes great responsibility

[golden agate]

South Asian actress are dominating the industry

India x Pakistan x Bangladesh

Jasmine sherni x Aaliyah Yasin x Yasmina khan

Arre sab abhi dekhne chale gaye kya

[wary crag]

Pom pom

[oak parcel]

anyone alive?

[oak parcel]

i really wanna press them

@mortal shadow ch4t de4d?

[maiden fjord]

[quartz aurora]

Abe -0.25 he mera power lol

[frozen dew]

Ye to sabka hota h

[ivory pilot]

woh kyu

awwle kya hua

sed

[prime zinc]

Hi

[ivory pilot]

hey bbg

[quartz aurora]

Abe yar ek chote se operation ke liye aya hun warts ka yahape hamare school ki ek ladki bhi he agar ro diya to ijjat chali jayegi kya krun

[quartz aurora]

@prime zinc

Bhencod koi to suggestion do

[frozen dew]

Kiska operation
Aur operation m feel ni hota

Aakhe khuli rahegi

[quartz aurora]

Mera he warts ka

[frozen dew]

Warts kya hota h

[quartz aurora]

Chote chote hote he tumor type dikhta he

[frozen dew]

Pathri

[frozen dew]

Oo

Uska operation h??

Bccc

Par voh sunn kardenge

[quartz aurora]

Kaan ke upr he ganda dikh rha he whi katwane aya hu

[frozen dew]

Abey lodu

Voh cheez

[quartz aurora]

Hn kr to denge ek baar ankh pe hua tha mere rona nikl gya tha

[frozen dew]

Uska operation thodi hota h

Bass katenge

Chainsaw

Se

[quartz aurora]

Mtlb hn wohi anesthesia deke karenge

Katenge*

[frozen dew]

Haan kuch ni hoga

[quartz aurora]

Lode

[frozen dew]

Doctor chainsaw chalega terepe

[quartz aurora]

Ya ya be +ve

[frozen dew]

Ha

Ok

[prime zinc]

[quartz aurora]

Ty bye will share review

[quartz aurora]

Ye lond he bkl ekdm

[prime zinc]

Ro dena

[quartz aurora]

Dushman na kare dost ne wo kaam kiya he

[prime zinc]

[quartz aurora]

[gloomy lance]

[prime zinc]

Haan bhai re neet wale

[gloomy lance]

Aree maa chudaye bhai

[quartz aurora]

Chudale*

[prime zinc]

[gloomy lance]

Pata nhi kya gaand me kida hai inn madarchodo ko

[prime zinc]

[gloomy lance]

Fir se paper do ab behnchod

[ivory pilot]

sad toh uska h jog neet dene ke baad ghar chala gya

[gloomy lance]

Mai toh bc ncert bech diya

[ivory pilot]

haan bahot jan ki ye dikkat h

sabne bech di

[gloomy lance]

[ivory pilot]

aab unko khud ki notes khardni padegi

[gloomy lance]

😭 bc soch raha tha ab aram karunga

Shows dkehunga

Firse padho bc

[ivory pilot]

jis din life mein lode nhi lagte tab lode khud chal kr aa jata h

koi nhi

[gloomy lance]

Real

[ivory pilot]

india hai chalta h

[gloomy lance]

[ivory pilot]

ye ek sab se badi chiz h jisse mein kaafi hate karta hu

[gloomy lance]

Mereko toh lag raha iss vaale me jinko pass karana unlog ka nhi ho paya isiliye turant reneet karane lage

[gloomy lance]

[ivory pilot]

india se acha pakistan h sala exam hi nhi hota h ye sab

[gloomy lance]

Us

[gloomy lance]

😭 🗣️

Bc paper se pehle toh aura farming akr rhe the twitter pe baithke

[ivory pilot]

leak= death wali law aa jaye tab dekhna

[gloomy lance]

"10 step ahead mfs😭"

[ivory pilot]

hahhaha

koi nhi ye samjh ki tu normal test diya h

[gloomy lance]

bhai ab toh mera padhne ka bhi mann nhi hora

[ivory pilot]

mock test

[gloomy lance]

[ivory pilot]

tha

[ivory pilot]

sahi baat h feeling sad bhai par ye sab toh hote rahega

[gloomy lance]

bc kal gaya tha paper Dene ne news aayi reneet bc mood khrb ho gya bc

[ivory pilot]

taleef toh ye sun kr hoti h jisne question paper liya woh mkl chup kyu nhi rehta mkb iske wajah se cancel hota h jisne video bana kr batayi

[ivory pilot]

sed

video bana kar lo aab lauda

[gloomy lance]

😭 😭 gaand masti bhi toh karni hai 17-18 saal ka launda itni badi chij apne tak nhi rakh skta...

[ivory pilot]

sahi baat h

[gloomy lance]

[ivory pilot]

ek saat sabke lode lagaye usne 🤣

kya banda h screenrecord karke video viral kr rha

lund

pakka bihari hoga

[gloomy lance]

Ab bc aur dimag khrb kar rhe kuch bol rhe june first week hoga kuch bol rehe july

[ivory pilot]

ohhh enjoy kro

[gloomy lance]

😭 bhai reddit pe toh sab sherlock bane hue hai...sabke paas proofs hai sab post kar rhe

[ivory pilot]

mera ek dost h woh apne mama ke shaadi mein lundon gaya neet dekar bc abhi kal aane wala h 🤣

[ivory pilot]

chutiye hain bc

[gloomy lance]

bhaii

Kya hi dimag chuda hoga uska

[ebon vector]

Aaj iss khushi ke mauke par mai 2 shabd bolna chahunga

[ivory pilot]

abe ek baar galti se mein ne ye chiz school par likh di thi lockdown mein ek mast chiz sikha lundon

[ebon vector]

Ek samosa gaya tel main

Potato gaya jail main

Jail mai aaya bhoot

[gloomy lance]

😭

[ebon vector]

Potato ki mkv

[ivory pilot]

hahahahaha shaadi june mein h ye pehle chala gaya lundon

[ivory pilot]

ok

[ivory pilot]

kal milega toh bolunga

mazze lunga

[gloomy lance]

Bhai mai toh khoob gaali deta kasam se agr koi mereko foreign trip se vapas aana pade iss fckass paper ki vjh se

[ivory pilot]

kaisa laga lundon?

waha jaate hi lund mil gaya

[gloomy lance]

[ivory pilot]

sahi baat h

[ivory pilot]

abhi bechara mumbai mein land kiya h 🤣

ruk call karta hu

🤣

[gloomy lance]

nahh broo ... feeling sad for him😭

[ivory pilot]

mazze lunga

[ivory pilot]

yeah

but chalta h

[gloomy lance]

[tight flame]

namaste

[ivory pilot]

namaste ji 🦕

[tight flame]

kaisan ba

[ivory pilot]

kat raha hai hahahahahahaha 🤣 abhi woh whatsapp group par troll ho raha h

[tight flame]

yeh apka bio hai ya resume?

[ivory pilot]

theek thak ba

apan batawa

[ivory pilot]

bio h

[topaz drift]

Kya mast neend aayi be

[gloomy lance]

"neet ki taiyari karleta hu kya hi ho jayega"🤞💔🥀

[ivory pilot]

sapne mein kya dekha?

[topaz drift]

2 se 1 baje tak

[ivory pilot]

sahi baat h

[topaz drift]

Yad ni

[ivory pilot]

ok

[topaz drift]

[ivory pilot]

koi h jisse tu aaj may 13 bolega?

[topaz drift]

Nahi

[ivory pilot]

kal bc 12th ki result aani chahiye may 14 🤣 🤣

[ivory pilot]

aww koi nhi

[topaz drift]

Tune bol diya?

[ivory pilot]

no bhai

[tight flame]

mai b theek ba

[ivory pilot]

aur batawa

[tight flame]

kal toh drame karrha tha

[topaz drift]

[tight flame]

mujhe nai chahiye karke

[topaz drift]

Maine ye to nahi bola tha

[tight flame]

jab mai tum sab se prathna karwa rahi thi

tab bola

[topaz drift]

Ohh

Maine tab mere liye prarthna kr dia tha

[ivory pilot]

aapko kisi ne bola aaj?

[topaz drift]

Fir pata chala tere liye bolna haj

[tight flame]

mujhe kon hi bolega

[tight flame]

saale

[topaz drift]

[ivory pilot]

just like "koi tum se pyaar kyu hi karega" 🤣

[tight flame]

maine jisko bola na kal

uska subah mai reply aaya

"potty karrha hu"

[topaz drift]

[tight flame]

[ivory pilot]

yo kaisa naam h bhai tera?

[topaz drift]

Hahahahq

[topaz drift]

Acha hai na ?

[tight flame]

what the actual fuck bhai

[topaz drift]

Thanks

[tight flame]

bro potty-zoned me

[ivory pilot]

kon h ye

[topaz drift]

Latrine bolta to jyada acha hota

[tight flame]

block kardeti

[topaz drift]

Pata ni, koi singer ka baap hai shayad

[ivory pilot]

potty toh icse wale bacche bolte hain

[topaz drift]

Haww

[ivory pilot]

acha

[tight flame]

bura laga

i deserve better

[topaz drift]

@north palm
Latrine update - aaj 7 lende tapkaaye
Tune ?

[tight flame]

abse crush cancel

wtf

[topaz drift]

True

[tight flame]

yes

bye bye miss american pie

[topaz drift]

New crush dhund jaldi se

Mai suggest kru ?

[north palm]

Same

[tight flame]

ab humse na hopaye

[topaz drift]

[tight flame]

@north palm ?

[topaz drift]

Yesss

[ivory pilot]

bechara saggy ko kyu bol rha aisa

[north palm]

[topaz drift]

Daily routine hai

[ivory pilot]

ohh

[topaz drift]

Kya tu shakkar papa ka crush banna chahega ?

[north palm]

Mujhpe crush to kya taras bhi ni aata logo ko

[topaz drift]

[north palm]

Ganda dikhne ke nuksan

[topaz drift]

Ganda to mai bhi dikhta

Isliye aajtak kisine mujhe crush ni bola

[maiden fjord]

[ivory pilot]

kya ganda dikhane ki baat hori

[topaz drift]

Pr sath me crush krke fukne jarur bola hai

[ivory pilot]

koi nhi bhai

hota h

jeevan h

chalta h

[glad smelt]

[north palm]

Tu achha dikhta hai

Ye milkie

[ivory pilot]

chlo mein chala sone

[topaz drift]

Buddy love the way u lie

[ivory pilot]

good night time

[topaz drift]

Meri to height bhi nahi hai

[glad smelt]

tareef pane ki ninja technique

[topaz drift]

[glad smelt]

kitni h

[topaz drift]

5'4

[north palm]

Mere se jyada hi hai

[topaz drift]

Bauna

[north palm]

5'3 hu mai

[glad smelt]

sach bolo

[ivory pilot]

aab pata chala ki tu may 13 kyu nhi bol sakta

[tight flame]

[glad smelt]

abey

[tight flame]

aww

[topaz drift]

Cute hai na ye

Maine bola tha

[north palm]

[tight flame]

baune mastikhor

[topaz drift]

Tu bhi to butki hai na ?

[north palm]

Mai 5'3 hu
Bhot kaala hu

Takla hu

[topaz drift]

[frozen dew]

Hmm mmmhmmm mmmhmmm hmmmm

[tight flame]

[ivory pilot]

ladke kaise 5'4 5'3 ke ho sakte hain?? saale meethe

[tight flame]

mai b takli hu

[topaz drift]

Gand me ungli dal li kya ?

[tight flame]

kaali hu

[topaz drift]

Hein?

[tight flame]

aur bauni hu

[frozen dew]

Hmmm mmmhhmmhhmmmhmh hmmmh h hmm hmm mmmm hhmmm

[north palm]

Jhut

Jhut bolri shakkar

[tight flame]

sachme

[north palm]

Maine isko dekha hai samne se

[frozen dew]

Gan m ungli dalega to smell to aaegi na

[tight flame]

wig lagati hu

[topaz drift]

[north palm]

Jhut bolri

Bhot cute si hai ye

[tight flame]

takle log b cute hosakte hai

[north palm]

Ni

[topaz drift]

Shakkar to achi bhi nahi dikhti

[ivory pilot]

tere andar kuch toh chal raha h

[topaz drift]

Bhot achi dikhti hai

[tight flame]

maine bola toh

[north palm]

Hein

[tight flame]

mai takli hu

[ivory pilot]

haww

[tight flame]

fir tune bola cute

[topaz drift]

@tight flame

[tight flame]

isiliye takli = cute

[north palm]

[ivory pilot]

hnn

[north palm]

Jara hu sone

Bye

[tight flame]

may 13 hai aj mai jhoota nai

[ivory pilot]

mein bhi chala

[topaz drift]

Lagta hai saggy ko bhi pasand aagyi

[north palm]

[topaz drift]

[ivory pilot]

aab koi ping mat karo sone ja raha

bye

[north palm]

[topaz drift]

@ivory pilot

[ivory pilot]

tu sokar mast aaya aur mujhe kyu nhi de raha

bye

[crisp frost]

.

[tight flame]

@ivory pilot

[topaz drift]

Abe tujhe to bhot logo ne may 13 bola hoga

[topaz drift]

[tight flame]

hatt bc ni bola

gazal ne story lagayi bas

[topaz drift]

Firse jhut

[tight flame]

happy father's day 😔🩷

[topaz drift]

Mai kaise maan lu ?

[topaz drift]

[tight flame]

kaise manwau?

[glad smelt]

lambi hu tujhse

[topaz drift]

Proof chahiye

[north palm]

Wow yrr

[tight flame]

iska kaise proof du

[topaz drift]

Pata ni

[tight flame]

koi mere sath

dogi ki matching pfp rakhlo

[topaz drift]

Aayein

[glad smelt]

[topaz drift]

Oye ja padhai kr

[glad smelt]

ni

[topaz drift]

Warna

[topaz drift]

@north palm

[fading sonnet]

same dalle yaha bhi h

[glad smelt]

baune log ki baat nhi manti

[tight flame]

vo kool hai vo ni lagaega

[topaz drift]

Waha alag dalle hai

[topaz drift]

[topaz drift]

Shit

[golden ermine]

katwe tune news suni

[glad smelt]

[topaz drift]

Potato ko katwa kyu bola ?

[golden ermine]

tuje kaise pta

[topaz drift]

Tu butki

[golden ermine]

koi butka koi katwa

[glad smelt]

5'7 hu betee😠😠🫸🏻

[golden ermine]

waww

🤕 fir apko choti height wale larke psnd hoge

mne deka h lambi larkiyo ko gitthe psnd hote h

[glad smelt]

nhi toh😭

[topaz drift]

[glad smelt]

kahan dekha h

[golden ermine]

meri dost 5 '9 hai uska byfie 5 '5

[glad smelt]

hey ram

[topaz drift]

[golden ermine]

ek dost h potato vo 5'4 hai uski gf 5'7

sare aise hi deke h

tom zendaya ki jodi

[slim mesa]

Meri zendaya where hogi

[golden ermine]

teri choice achi ni h

zendaya bhut haddi si h

[slim mesa]

Haan true

Mujhe Pasand b ni

Wo to

[north palm]

Bhej Teri photo nikhil

[golden ermine]

🤕 yar india m choice to hari bhari hi achi lgti h

[north palm]

[golden ermine]

mere bhaiya k lie larki dekre the taiji bolti
risht pusht female

[north palm]

Ok aina

Stop yappin

[topaz drift]

Ye aaina

[golden ermine]

tuje kya h

tu jab kyu ata jab m ati

[tight flame]

neend aarhi hai bhai

bhayankar

[topaz drift]

2 baje to aunty log sote hai

[woven swallow]

ni hao

fine shyt

[golden ermine]

🤣

[prisma marsh]

[paper vault]

hi vacc

[tight flame]

office mai neend aane lagti hai

[topaz drift]

Kisko bolri pagol

[topaz drift]

[woven swallow]

teri bahu se

[tight flame]

tujhe peetne ka b man karrha hai

[topaz drift]

Awww

[topaz drift]

No domestic violence 🫸

[tight flame]

not applicable for me

[topaz drift]

Why so?

[distant pawn]

Hi guys I am new in this sv

[frozen dew]

Chudle fir

[distant pawn]

Ek to ya minors palat kar Gali vi nahi deskta

[frozen dew]

Chal result aaga

Bata jldi

Haahahahaha

[distant pawn]

Ayie ?

[frozen dew]

Acha tu to cllg m h

Shory

[distant pawn]

aveeeeee

Tera how @frozen dew

[frozen dew]

Abey par result aagya

[frozen dew]

Sale mera mp board h 4th baar bata rh hoon

[distant pawn]

To bhi how much

[frozen dew]

82 bhai

80+ chaiye the

[dusty thunder]

Ji mai keha good afternoon

[distant pawn]

Haan mp board to asa Hota hai btw boards ka jada khasss Matlab hai nai

Jada tar company rquirment hui to max 70

[gaunt wagon]

Result aaya kya aaj 12th ka

[frozen dew]

Nhi 25 hazar ke liye 80+ chaiye the

Hahahaha

[distant pawn]

hein?

[tight flame]

mai laif mai rulz

[frozen dew]

Mp board m 80 plus pe 25k milte h

[tight flame]

hieee kaviiii

[distant pawn]

Arraa Haan

[topaz drift]

Sun meri baat , its her choice

[distant pawn]

Ek to mp walo kai Kitna maza hai yawr

[distant pawn]

Hieeee casieo

[frozen dew]

Nikhil lond ko kuchnimila

[distant pawn]

Kyu

[tight flame]

mai mast ap batao

[distant pawn]

Bore hogya

[frozen dew]

Ye mp ka h hi nhi

[distant pawn]

Avveee to fir nahi hu milna tha na

Isma Nikhil ko kyu ghasit rha

[dusty thunder]

cbse?

[north palm]

Ok

[frozen dew]

Maza aagya bas use lond bolne m

[frozen dew]

Haa

Kuki pehle neet se chuda ab result bhi aagya boards ka

[dusty thunder]

lmao

[frozen dew]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[dusty thunder]

neet to vapis hoga

dubara chudega

[frozen dew]

Haan

[dusty thunder]

dual chudai

[frozen dew]

Dobara dega bhai

[topaz drift]

[worn fjord]

Yooo,
Guysss

[gaunt wagon]

Haa

[worn fjord]

What's up

[old jay]

If you’re not injecting Chinese peptides then it’s over for you

[north palm]

Ok

[old jay]

You should try it, you look like you need it

[timid gazelle]

Halo

[frozen dew]

Meri maaa ne kaha menuu

Be careful who u love

[dusty thunder]

[frozen dew]

Baktodi naal kudiyaa de javan

Billi jean mera niii lovaaa

[gloomy lance]

Board valon ka result aa gaya kya

[north palm]

Ok

[shy garnet]

where is your pfp saggy ji

[north palm]

Hat gyi

[dusty thunder]

kya hua bacha pfp removed?

mood off?

@north palm

[shy garnet]

copy mine

[north palm]

Lagaunga kuch achhi si

[shy garnet]

ye bacche ki hi laga le

curly baal hai iske bhi

[north palm]

Good idea

[frozen dew]

Meri maaa kaha menuuu

Be careful who u love

Baktodi naal kudiyaa de javan

Billi jeen mera ni lovaaa

[topaz drift]

susubumber is a vejetablee

[tight flame]

mujhe toh neend aarhi hai

[topaz drift]

Susubumber is a vegetablee

[tight flame]

bambarbola dagmagdola

[topaz drift]

He is from bombordola land

[maiden fjord]

[tight flame]

😭

[topaz drift]

[tight flame]

susumber khao

[topaz drift]

Susumber saandbitch

[tight flame]

susumber kela

[shy garnet]

we go from one problem to another problem

[topaz drift]

Bomborbolistan

[shy garnet]

i feel sad for knowing this reference

s

[topaz drift]

Be happy for knowing the reference

I am glad shakkar got it

[tight flame]

meresath yeh bacha ringa ringa roses ni khelrha

[shy garnet]

suxsexful hone ke liye will have to quit these things

[frozen dew]

Usse diyan chaiye mera
Kehti baat pe dhyan de

[dusty thunder]

ohmg

[topaz drift]

Bacche ko thappad mar de

[tight flame]

vo mujhe marega aisa lagrha

[topaz drift]

Ye sab krne se sucksaxful nhi hote ?

[dusty thunder]

usko batao ki asli bacha budhi kon hai

[topaz drift]

Ha to pit jana

[shy garnet]

nai. Suxsexful ppl use that time to get sucksexful

time is the real currency

[topaz drift]

[shy garnet]

time buys money,health

@balmy dagger zinda hai na?

[thin moss]

[dusty thunder]

[north palm]

[north palm]

Ye pfp mai aap ho

[north palm]

Kiska bachha 💔

[ivory pilot]

saade

[ivory pilot]

aap bhi??

[ivory pilot]

good morning

12th walo ka gand marwana ka time aa gaya

🤣

result aa gyi

[thin moss]

haan

[north palm]

Aap to very tall.ho

[thin moss]

not v, 5’7 only

[tight flame]

kon hai?

[maiden fjord]

[tight flame]

mere office k colleague apne bache ko leke aayi hai

[tight flame]

tu pitja meri taraf se

[outer gale]

[tight flame]

billi bhai agye

[outer gale]

Kartik hamesa kaise dikh jata h 😭

Helo shakkar

[topaz drift]

mujhe kuch lagega hi nahi

[topaz drift]

yepfpmeaapho

[outer gale]

[topaz drift]

aap to bade thulthule ho

[outer gale]

Yes

Mota

257 kg

[frozen dew]

Literally less active than you

[outer gale]

Oh hell naww

[tight flame]

bauna hai tu

[tight flame]

casio

[topaz drift]

nahi hu yar

[tight flame]

5'4

isse badi toh mai hu

[polar merlin]

I need advice

[topaz drift]

mai avg indian se thoda sa kam hu bas

[tight flame]

@north palm

[tight flame]

bauna

[topaz drift]

hahaha

butki

[tight flame]

5'8

is not butki

[polar merlin]

Why not you? It's about women anyways

[crisp frost]

Soke kya karega uth uth

[golden agate]

4'4 Supermacy

[tight flame]

pucho

[queen depot]

hii

[topaz drift]

isi baat pe ice cream khila de

[polar merlin]

Isn't 5'8 like a bit tall than the normal average?

[crisp frost]

[golden agate]

4'4>>>>

[crisp frost]

Lier

[tight flame]

yes it is

[tight flame]

qr bhejo

[golden agate]

have you met @prime zinc

[north palm]

Kya hua

[topaz drift]

check dm

[crisp frost]

Juth hai bhai ye

Khair merko kya

[polar merlin]

My friendship with my bsf ended a few day's ago, her reason was valid, I can't move on from it tho, I have lost mostly all motivation as I know in the back of my mind that she ain't forgiving me and my one "real person" is now gone

[crisp frost]

[queen depot]

no? whose that?

[crisp frost]

Exit

[north palm]

Baune ladko ki mkc

Chi

[golden agate]

gentleman of this server

[north palm]

Imagine being 5'8

[crisp frost]

[golden agate]

me to 4'4 ka hu

[frozen dew]

What's ur age

[queen depot]

oh yea?

[crisp frost]

Stop imagining

[queen depot]

woudn't you call yourself that?

[golden agate]

yepp

[frozen dew]

Aur kaidi banke khat likhte h janee ja

[polar merlin]

19(almost 20) ik I have a whole life ahead but it still hurts very much

[golden agate]

Nah, I ain't gentlemen. I'm nihilist

@glass leaf sexy guy of this svr

[maiden fjord]

[frozen dew]

Same thing happened to me
Busy hona start kardo
Can I know th reason ? Kyu frandship end hui

[frozen dew]

Hahahahaha

Hass ab

Ye lodu hasega jarur

[tight flame]

[golden agate]

Imagine gf ko motijheel leke jaana

[frozen dew]

Ted r u introvert

[golden agate]

[frozen dew]

Avg kanpuriya

[golden agate]

Pervert

[polar merlin]

I handled a situation badly which resulted in her being hurt, I can dm you the whole thing if you want to really know

[golden agate]

+1

[tight flame]

um I'm sorry to hear that, it'll take time ig but you'll be fine🫂

[maiden fjord]

[tight flame]

nai ayaa

[golden agate]

Papi Gudiya

[polar merlin]

🫂🫂 this server is 100x better than teen india

[frozen dew]

No keep it private
There r ways dude just busy hojao like tum cllg m ho to padhai karo coding n all

Nd don't read th old chats

It sucks

[polar merlin]

Mein Coding ki field mein nahi hun😭, aur 1.5 months ke liye cllg band hai

[polar merlin]

That's what hurts more, Everything is reminding me of our memories

[outer gale]

Jinda tum casio

[frozen dew]

Chiiii
Ok to gym jaa skta h
Ya fir kisi ek cheez m lag ja like kya pasand h tuje

[topaz drift]

abe net hag diya

[polar merlin]

Ik it sounds as if she was my gf, but she was my very close friend

[north palm]

Where is my bestie

@tight flame

[frozen dew]

Ik ik abhi bhi hota h muje
But try to ignore or just change urself become the new " just billa"

[north palm]

[frozen dew]

Make a new female friend

[dusty thunder]

u

[polar merlin]

I like to cook , I am thinking on continuing to work on my cloud kitchen brand again, Gym bhi kar hi Raha hun, but I just can't get rid of the guilt and pain of loss

[north palm]

[frozen dew]

😅

[tight flame]

sexy

[tame trout]

[north palm]

Faptime

[tame trout]

Kya haal

[north palm]

Gud how u

[topaz drift]

video call kr billi ko

[tame trout]

Mai v sahi ekdam

[north palm]

[topaz drift]

fap krte huye

[tight flame]

anytime vai, apko kabhi cry karne ka mann kare toh thodi der cry rok lena fir 10pm k baad kabhi b bulao hum saathme cry karnege

[tight flame]

hieeee

[north palm]

Tea when

[polar merlin]

I am trying, in my mind I am like" Great, Now I can focus solely on becoming fit by the start of 3rd year" but there is always Something that reminds me

[frozen dew]

Good u have so many things to do now u only want a friend who listen to u type shit

[tight flame]

ap ruke hi nai kal😔

[north palm]

So gya tha mai 😭

Very tired tha

[frozen dew]

Telling u make new memories

Will help

I was also crying all the day

[tight flame]

mai toh wait karrhi thi

[polar merlin]

How? Cllg band hai, Online platforms pe bharosa nahi kar sakte and Dating apps are useless

[shy garnet]

hey?

[west pelican]

hi

[dusty thunder]

date krna hi kyu hai bc

[old creek]

Yooo

[north palm]

Aaj 7 baje

[frozen dew]

Just a friend not gf or date or anythings ladka bhi bana skta h

[topaz drift]

@north palm gym kab jayega ?

[prime zinc]

@golden agate

[frozen dew]

Online bhi

[polar merlin]

Okay🥹

[frozen dew]

Nothing changes

[north palm]

Subah

[tight flame]

office mai hoti hu

[shy garnet]

Have we talked before?

[topaz drift]

kya kiya aaj ?

[tight flame]

[frozen dew]

Haa

[north palm]

Ohh kya kaam krte

[polar merlin]

I am not crying, I can't cry for some reason not even if my bones are broken, I just FEEL a lot

[tight flame]

audit executive

[polar merlin]

What?

[frozen dew]

Then just yap

[dusty thunder]

yeh raat ki chat din me kaise hori

[dusty thunder]

idhr vc me aake yap kro

find a coping mechanism

[north palm]

Wow kuch to Ameero wali lgri hai ye job profile

[frozen dew]

Haa 😀

[polar merlin]

I have almost 6+ guy friends, But guys don't have that level of understanding in them

[topaz drift]

saale khud to apni meethi awaz chupane ke liye gunga baitha rehta

[polar merlin]

No, why?

[outer gale]

Badhiyaaa

[dusty thunder]

terese achi awaaz hai chup reh

teri to aati hi nahi

25 log piche gay sex krhe hote

unki aati rehti

[polar merlin]

But then I get judged😞

[shy garnet]

baaton se laga i have heard this..same thing

[crisp frost]

Lier lier pants on fire

[frozen dew]

It will only take 2 month make a new friend online ( bcz they r dumb) and dump ur trauma on him/her and ghost karde

[topaz drift]

ruk ja bete

kuch din me ache se earphone kharid lungav

[dusty thunder]

kisi din tera vi viral hoga

[topaz drift]

fir tumko asmr wali awaz sunaunga

[frozen dew]

Kuch tune glt kia h jis wajah se ye hua right???

[polar merlin]

I mean, this is the story of many people (Do you live in Delhi too?)

[dusty thunder]

earphone me voh mic ni hota

asmr wala

yeh hai engineer aajke

[topaz drift]

abe lode

wired ki baat kr rha

[shy garnet]

no

[polar merlin]

That's the thing, I can't dump things on anyone as I don't trust them enough 😞

[topaz drift]

[dusty thunder]

wired earphones wale mic me nahi hota ki attenuation badhane ka

[ivory pilot]

yes bhai

[dusty thunder]

na noise cancellation

yeh hai engineer

[north palm]

Dheeraj gaand marwa le yrr pls

[ivory pilot]

kon si

[topaz drift]

chup kr ja lode

[polar merlin]

Hmm, not necessarily, you can say my actions lead to that situation

[frozen dew]

??? Fake ur name fake her name
Say everything like a story
What trust r u saying

[topaz drift]

jab dekho isko gyaan pelna hota hai

[dusty thunder]

nikhil ki marwa deta hun

[shy garnet]

were you insensitive towards her in someway?

[north palm]

Chalega

[polar merlin]

Mumbai? Chennai? Hyderabad? Ahmedabad?

[tight flame]

yuss

[north palm]

Haana saala bhangi

[shy garnet]

1st

[dusty thunder]

jab bhi nayi ladki aati gc me yeh nikhil pfp change kr leta

[tight flame]

hyderabad sucks

[dusty thunder]

as if ladki sidha dm me kachi ka number bhejegi

[tight flame]

marungi mai

[frozen dew]

Kal vc m kiti isne ye frfr

[ivory pilot]

parso aari dhurandhar the revenge raw undekha

[polar merlin]

Nah, I ain't that type of person, I cared for her really

[dusty thunder]

isko lagta na ki ladki sidha insta de degi, fir to dm me ghus hi jaunga 🤣🤣

[topaz drift]

lode isse pehle bhi kayi baar lagaya hu

[dusty thunder]

tabhi to bola

ladki aate hi pfp change

[ivory pilot]

salam chacha

[north palm]

200g dahi pe diya

[dusty thunder]

salammm

[topaz drift]

haaa

[shy garnet]

toh kyu chali gayi woh

[polar merlin]

Then There is only 8% of chances of you knowing me, but hey, wannabe friends?

[dusty thunder]

bas?