#general-chat
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Tumlog mere level pe ni ho abhi
Bas aise hi bata diya
@flint dagger happy mother's day ❤️💐
idhar naye log nhi aate
Dude I need one too who is willing to get me a Dyson coz clearly aur logo ko Bolo to bahane hote h unke Pass..
Mujhe banale
Happy mother's day ❤️

Why do you need a sugar mommy?
Ok mommy
Bete ko gift do mother's day pr
Wo to maa ko gift milti he na

Mujhe Naya bhai chahiye chotu sa
oo radha teri chunri , oo radha tera jhalla ,
oo radha teri natkhat nazariyaaa
I need a Dyson... So I need a source for that na
Same to you broski
mai help krdu?
sorry
Meri mummy toh @quartz aurora hai usne poochi
🥰
Mhm
Then catch a daddy , mommy khud Dyson chura legi
Happy mother's day ❤️
Chal party de ab

Kaise dete hain 
Nahhh ladke chindi af. And as a girl mujhe pta hoga mommy ke dimaag mein kya chalra hoga
Mujhe kya pta?
to kaise du fir 
Aapko kusumpuri pta h but party dena nhi pta?
jb dekho dyson dyson
Ayooo razna bhaiyaaaa
gareeb hu
Sup
Not my problem bish
Happy mother's day ❤️❤️
badhiya wbu
Acha yaar , 
Ye dekho hello kra to shade dalre
muze kutiya bolre aap
God forbid a lady has wishes
Bhai mujhe toh Aam aadmi party pata Haj
I called you bish
Acha bishkit
Bish is ✨different✨
Bisht
aapki mommy toh paani hai

Rishtedaar ho skte h mere bisht
anshu bisht
Ik that bwahaha
Aap bhi banogi soon ❤️❤️


@shy garnet meri to sugar wali bnna pls
Yaah I am actually
🤰
3rd gen wahi padi badi buddhi hui
Ew
eww
Peeps
Wow muze kaise pata chala ye
Kahi mai bhagwan to ni 
Nahi
Aap saggy ho
Lazy potato ka naam guess krta hu
These dyson sexual guys

Says the person with the most red flag name
Phulwanti
Keep your judgement to yourself bish
Phoolon devi
sugar mommy/daddy mei sirf paiso ka len den nai hota

Bhai naam to kuch bhi ho skta h 😭😭😭

Vahi to kaha
Acha hn
initial bata
hein
Kyu
tu kya bolti teko bhi pata kya
Whi
koi samjha do isse
len den kiska den hai
Lemme give you a hint.... So... Mera initial is in my username
Aru
Pta h mere bhai 😭🙏
matlab L se?
Nope
Lolu
suno na sangmarmar ki ye minare
Kuch bhi ho skta h
lodu
toh
Ab to casnova bhi agya
lodu aloo

a se hoga fir
Amrita naam hai kya
Tato
T se bhi ho skta south delhi ki hai
Bhai aap lyrics gao and vibe coding walo ko pls hire kro na
Tanisha
Tanishka
Tuti
Trisha
Meri ek purani bsf ka tha tho 😔
T se hai

kaam dhanda ni hai kya tumlogo ko
Nope
ye lazy to mereko 24-25 saal ki lagti
Bhago yaha se aap
Y se to naam hi ni hota
Jinka paper hai wo to na hi bolein
Nahhh
huh
P sahi hai na lekin
okay first letter P
Prakriti
Pari
intern ki openings nhi hai vrna lagwa deta referral
prapti
angel priya
P se nhi h kuch aur h Letter se h
Pankaj
Nahh
Pintu
harshi
Chdo
Chdo nhi dhundh paoge

Nvm
mai bol rha ye lazy 24-25 saal ki berozgaar hai
Hai to
Nikhil ke marks pr bet lgate h
sahi naam bol diye lag raha
lagao
isiliye back off karli
Shit bc tujhe kaise pta
Ew ye kese ldke se baat karta he chi
kya is bar 9 paar jayega ya nahi
Ho skta hai
Mera I swear inme se koi naam nhi h
harkatein hi waisi hai
Nikhil ka naam guess krke dikhao
I dont buy it
Uhm... Uhm... Venkat?
Mt kharido mujhe kya mera thodi nuksaan hora h
Venkat🤣
😭
@topaz drift main na sehti
mai mp se hu , venkat kaise hoga
Ven cut 
maine seh liya
Mujhe kya pta
Saho bc
dyson chahiye na
first letter?
Life is unfair anyways
Yes sir
batana padega fir
Aap apni company btao kisi din visit krungi
pahadan ka surname thapa hai
Bhai born and brought up in delhi 😭✌
Birth certificate leke jana
Ok deal

patralekha
Nahi yaaawrrr
japan mein hai main office to
parul
Acha
Ticket krao @topaz drift
pratiksha
Paneer naam hoga fir 
Nahi yawrrrrr
pranali
Peril
Itna sexy naam nhi h bhai
divya
Pandav
Nahhh
acha
Kro kro guess kro main jaati hu ciaoooo
Anukriti
Hanji
Pig
pooja
pagal
badle me mujhe kya milega
mrko lgta h lazypotato , dhawal h
server dead rehta tha isliye sbko game khila raha h
Pepsi
Idk Japan ka khana?
Ankita
Dhawal who?
Nahi yaarrrr
Good boy
Surprise nhi hounga, agar aisa kuch hai to
Nameless
japanese nahi milegi ?
Sarthak 🥵
Japanese pron
Hiii morons
blur milegi
Uhmm?
Saare bade kya bolu chadarmod hote h lwk
Mother day ke din mummy ki gaali mat do 😔🙏
🙏🙏
Thik BC
Per kyu
Chadarmod is not a gaali
Mc is
sarthak bhai ka b'day hai
Nhi hote, mujhe bhi yehi lagta tha, lekin rechecking ke 2 issue hain, (mere yaha to hai) per subject ki fee lagti hai re-checking me whereas re appear me jitne marzi subject krlo, doosra ye ki re checking me kabhi zyada marks nhi milte sirf Passing se 10-12 marks uper milte hain
Awww jaake party krle
To bore rho aur kya kahu
43°
2hr baad jaana


Sending 250 rs coupon code


send
Need to buy a bodywash
Lemme scam someone

Chemist at play 

Hai mere pas
best description

idk man but mai toh ladki hu so mujhe nahi deni padti, but its late now. i submitted the forms
Happy mother's day @proven cave
hi asswin
Kuch toofani krde
ladiz kaha tumhari
Kon ledoz
jisko appreciate krte rehte na
Meri toh ek bhi ledi nahi

Pata ni Kab aayegi
achya
Welcome lol bro
Actually sunraybee day h
thsnks
surya mummy
Acha acha
oh lehhh
Kv se lund school to dekhna nhi mee
Da duck do you mean ladki hu nhi deni hoti
Mere linked in pe itne saare KV ke alumni dikhtw sabhi kahi kahi posted
happy mothers day
mere daddy ka call aaya ki kitkat aagayi maine kaha kaun kit kat toh khte tune nhi bheji yaar mere bhai ne mothers day pr bheji thi mai toh satta khel rha tha bahut bura lga mujhe 
Proud son moment
Kitne aram se soya tha
Kisi ki shadi thi dj bajwa diya hamare ghar ke age
Bhenchod
Ht


Alt balaji pe
💅
ayee thankyou
par mai toh papa hu
ok hi,
meethe papa
kitni movie dekhe ga 
Idk
3 ghnte nhi dene
Bcccc
Gand fatt jaegi teri
Or wese bhi discord pe baate krne ke liye 3 gnte h tere
Not interested
Abhi one shot niptaya hai
Lond mera
Ooo bette interstellar is crazy
Pc le le, background mein khula rehta hai
Uski beti budhi ho gai
Chat m reacts ni rukte tere
Ha ha
🤪
gabbon
Mai Badiya cutu, how’s you
loser jo karde ne pith te scoff


Father's day pe wish krunga to

M movies nhi dekhta tha
Ek bhi
Jitni dekhi sirf 2 dino m
Iske baad prestige and momento dekhna

No matrix
Prestige thori boring hain but
Momento mast hai
Matrix ke baad momento
V for vendetta bhi dekh le
I wanna watch matrix
Escape the Alcatraz
Is this spoiler
Troy bhi achi hai
Troll bhi try kr
Hi
Hi ppl
Hellow
Shaylaaa jiiiii
Kaise hooooo
Sab majama?
hi lazy

Helew casioo
i just woke up having lunch
Damnn bon appetit
Achi huu
thenku wyd?
Itni late kyu uthe
i woke up at 11
did shower breakfast and slept again at 1.30

Nothing ac ki hawa khari just had lunch
good girl
Wow that's a real sunday right there
how old are youu lazyyy
Wao bde aalsio ho aap to asa kya kia tha last day 
20
for reall
cutiee, clg mai?
Yeahhh
kal bhi soya hi tha
Kkrh the 





I woke up at 12 pm ishh yesterday slept at 1am

🍕
kya hogaya rothru
🤤🤤
Are kya kr rhe ho din me asa

Rothru me hu ya aap
hellow betu

kuch nai sona mostly
Hapi momi day

thenku betu
Kitna soti h 
idk something wrong w my sleep im jus sleepy all the taim
cb ko kyahua
Be aktib 
Vc wen 
missed her
Sab tike bacha
Aa
Aya 
moti bacchi
I went gym twice this week
kya hua
Weeknd se jo gana change hua pura taste hi badal gya 
uss din woh sad songs kyu suney humne
lowkey depressed 
Why girll wot happen you gud 
Asi gabruuu punjabi dil jeede naal jlaieee
sheela sheela ki jawani
Joinn
Come get her se untill i found you 
Wohi sahi yha
Why pitti pitti me 
kyu marri hai yeh
Kithey

Vc join kro koi bhi
Maar khane layek honge isliye
Or casioo
Laiieee jee yaariyan fir laaake tod nibahiyeee niii
chup rho aap budhi sheela
thik hu yar padhai ni hori

Same issue being so lazy dk why 
thikey
Teri
Good
Teri health gawar
Dada ji
React nhi
hii
diddy ji
There's an app called blinkit
Download krlo location daalo
Icecream order karo
Aajayega


bye
tok me not
@outer gale vc come
@mellow sage sup bhaiya tabiyat kaisi h?
Hanjiii
Btaiye
Ye nikhil to khota sikka nikla kuch nhi dikhane wala chennai express apan ko
Coming gimme 10 mins
Movie ?
Thikey
Kiski
@north palm @stoic mountain @graceful ibex vc today
Monopoly khelre aaaaa
Tumlog khelna I'll just yap 
Okaay
Yesss
drag 
deka hua h kitna purana movie hhh 
Thiccu

Trio 1 looks cool !!

Whatever mujhe toh jaana padega

sachme, we dont have to pay for these things
An apple a day , keeps the stress away
Abe chennai to aa uske liye
aagya tu
Guys can u check my app on playstore "StudyTube"
Hello nikil
Kaisi ho
@lusty mantle Hey shwty
Hello shayla
Hello shayla
Hello shayla
can anyoneee
No
Maulana del rey🤲

Huhhhhhh
@outer gale ye uska alt hai
@crisp hamlet
Kaise pata
Hiiee
Hiiieiieeiieiei
@crisp hamlet Hi baby
Vc me aata hai na , baat krta rehta hai
Kya kr rhi fir aajkal
@tacit dagger Hello darling
Usne puchha maine bata diya
you don't pay for these forms?
Kuchhh nhiii krrhi filhal tohh
@blissful meadow Ye kya kar raha yaha pe.. noob gamer

@tacit dagger Baby reply do na
Ja ab to trip wagera ja sakti
Jaayenge 
@crisp hamlet @tacit dagger @unique swift Bhai Ek help kardo... promote my app on playstore - "StudyTube".. Zada budget nhi hai merepe.... 2000 me kardo
Bura nahi lagta apne aap aur apne maa baap ke liye?
Hi bachii
Cringe mehsus nahi hota ?
Maine nhi dekhi na 😭😭
Book krwa ticket
aaye haaye
Dont aaye haaye me 😭😭😭
Ruk dekhta acc me kitne hai
Aaye haaye
Hiiiee
Currently i have only 1448.78 rupees
Kaisi hai bachi
Saare paise oreo ice cream pe laga rha , ek ice cream mujhe bhi bhej de
Kya yaar mere chennai jaane ka jugaad nahi hora apko ice cream ki padi h?
Chennai ka kya , general dibbe mein jaa skte

Papa ne ghr mein jalebi banayi ,chashni mein hi reh gyi 🥀
Jalebi ka halwa bn gya 
तुम्हारे नितंबों पर एक थप्पड़
Mera ice cream chusega ?
Hawww 😭😭🫂🫂🫂
Kya hua ji
Bhejdo
Krao ticket
Abhi
Delhi se
Apan avengers dekhne chalenge
Chutiye

Koi Ahmedabad ka hai ?
Shure
Oye shuru ka tag kaha gya ?

Aaj toh pdhai bhi na hogi mere se
Same yaar
@gloomy lance tf bro 
But maine nhi dia na gift
Same 
Chalooo

Kindly msg me when the tickets are booked thank you
Khush ho gya balak 😂
Seems like you are oreo cornetto fan...
muje kisi bhi type ki ice cream pasand hai
ek bar guava chilli flavor bhi kha gya tha
Ab kisko kahu apna humdum
Avashya
Itni bhayankar hindi 🫠
Tender coconut lowkey best h waha ki (in my opinion)
yes
kal maine italian delight khayi thi
Not too good id say
Dannngg badiya
achi hoti wo bhi
Italian se yaad aaya koi italian nhi h is sv me..??
Humdum to mera begana tha

Wspp
@restive dagger 
I can never understand the concept of chai in summers
abhi mast chai piya mai
best
Nvm chai bht kdwi bn gyi 
Patti jyada dl gyi
hi
Oye pussi
@
Hi
wyd
bolo
Gym nhi gyi aaz
Good for you yaar
dnwud
sunday h bhaii
yay
what
Had a cup of tea wbu
Damn bruh
Admi nhate nhi
mango shake and samosa yayyyy
Consistency is the lock
Chini mila lo... Yaa jalebi halwa ke saath peelo
aake khol de
Key nahi hai 
Hum to bhaiya kuch na peete
Tapri ki chai bahut hogayi 
daru piyo
Milaya meethi bn gyi
hot water + coffee + lemon best
Irctc ki peelo 🤡🤡
Peeti hu
ye dekho isko
🤣awww
Thank you 😎
My bad typo
Dhund koi Abdul jo nakli chaabi bannata ho
Lazy potato what's your name? 
Irctc ki tea packet, ek chini ka packet and ek milk Powder ka packet Milta h
And it's ghatiya
Ab kis ko kahe apna humdum
Irctc ki toh bathroom ke paani se bnti
I don't want to have ghatiya chai
Tf bro 😭😭😭
Bhag bhosri chai >>>
Hein
Wagh bakri
Not really try ccd ka masala chai
Arey fr hai 
Mummy papa peete h
On god?
Red label
Red label 2nd best
Ads goated they uske ngl
Nahi nahi bas bht jyada paani milate
Bhai Mai toh Assam wali chai peeta
Taj mahal mb
Yeahh ratio barbaad hota h

Actually mujhe chull machi thi to i tried... Trip achi jaari thi until I drank that excuse of a tea
I don't prefer tea on train or platform
Raipur se 2 ghanta dur ek Gaon aata khariar road bolkr udhr mast chai milti subha subha 5 baje
Milk and water>>>>
Boo 👎🏻
Hate me all you want
Im not a fan of freshly brewed coffee
Why
Packet wali better hoti
I love coffee woh bhi filter wali 
I don't consume any form of coffee
Fresh brewed smells and tastes like burnt
Tu telugu hai aur kya ummid kar sakte 

Instant bhi achi hi lgti mreko toh
Coffee people live longer than others
Study suggests
Adrenaline rush>>>>
I drink none of these bro
@north palm tmkc
I lwk gate ganne ka juice 🫠
Hawww why the hell are you cussing my brother?
Ladne bola tabse aaya hi nahi bkl aadmi
cuz hes my fren
But don't cuss him
Plij
Hes chota bhai
Bacha chotu sa
Just step in the bermuda triangle
kal ayega

Pussi exam Hoge tere ?
I'm planning on doing that.. Wanna join?
Hein
wht abt me
What does this mean?
Idk

Cuss @topaz drift
Heinnn
Nahi leave khatam ho chuki hai mahine ki 😔
I don't think a thing can be of a thought which taught me to drought out the the pain !
yes
Sad bro
Kyuuuu
tum hi too boli idk
abhi toh insta bhi chala rha Hoga?
Wrong sv gng
jab mai apne baare pucha
nhi
kal se padhai waaps suru




Pata nahi 
Ajj el Classico hai, doesn’t feel like so
Hehe
Mtlb bta do yaar ab
haana

Dard
Dukh
Pain
Sorrow
Sparrow
Parrot
Mina
Sina
Chappan inch ka sina
This pathetic guy
Asswin
Ssup mehakkk
Good hu zi
Heylo
Heylo
Kya baat h agyi aendia wapas?

Ab kisko kahu apna humdum humdum to mera begana tha 

i am scared
Surya bhai ye kaunsa gaana h?
Everybody is scared, don’t u dare try to gain any sympathy from anyone

why you always change your name
😭
🙌
Bhai accha joke tha
bose einstein state ka bhi batado

Bhai aapka naam bhi to change kra h aapne
Namaste dheeraj ji
helii
Namaste lazypotato ji
when
helo
majama me u say
Hello
Me maja ma aswelll
coffee better
combo try kro
ohho kya chalra aur
Doodh better
Kuch nahi
halu
Brew>>>>
Gedi mar rhi hu
paani >>
Nice combo
kiske saath
Guys anyone from from bikaner?
@glass leaf speaker sir, 20 wali kitkat 25 ki ho gyi hai gareeb aadmi ko 5 rs aur jodne padd rahe hai
Acha ji Mai hari chalo Maan jao na
Mcd vali
Dekhi sabki yaari mera dil jalao na
mai hota but bach gya
Jab tu bose einstein condensate tha tab mai school mein house candidate tha.
down w ts govt fr
No nothing before coffe>>
Kyuu kaise?
Papa ke latte goated
Nescafe 2 rupay vali
Maine tatte padha
Chad
mera clg aaya tha udhr but ni liya
Dheeraj 
#proudchaihaters
jab tu house candidate tha na tab hum handicapped the
Hi
fr
Kisme.
Hahah lulle😝
house master tha mai kayde me rahiye chhote






