general-chat

[north palm]

💀💀

[dusty thunder]

😭

[glass leaf]

Yeh padhai vadhai ki baate

[dusty thunder]

han vai

chuda tha mai bohot intensively

[glass leaf]

Escape the matrix

[north palm]

Bsdk tune kis ummed se JEE Dene ka socha fir 😭😭?

[topaz drift]

khair mere 12 ke marks bata diye

to mai sabki nazro me gir jaunga

[glass leaf]

Mere 12 ke marks bta diye to logg mujhe izzat dene lgege

[shy garnet]

uthe kab the

[glass leaf]

[north palm]

Mere to 84 the maths mai

[topaz drift]

mere jee me 89 the

[maiden fjord]

Abhi kon sa utha hua hai

[topaz drift]

nahi 87

[glass leaf]

10th me hi maths chala gya

[north palm]

Mujhe to English mai sabse Kam mile the 😭😭

[glass leaf]

10 th me 92 the

[topaz drift]

muth piyega mera?

[glass leaf]

[dusty thunder]

abey mereko aati thi maths, but ek question ke chakkar me gand mar gyi thi, aur mcqs maine tick kr rakhe the socha last ke 15 mins me likhunga, voh bola 15 mins baki hai , mai dekha ab mcqs utarna shuru kr deta hun aur aake paper hi le gya

mere 25 marks ke mcqs chhud gye the

[glass leaf]

Fir mene cmrce liya

[dusty thunder]

😭

[glass leaf]

[dusty thunder]

tragedy hui thi mere saath

[maiden fjord]

Tujhe pilauga, mu khol

[shy garnet]

mere 96

[north palm]

😭😭😭😭

[rose quartz]

ab kiski khoj me hoo mil. F

[topaz drift]

nahi mere shauk nahi

[glass leaf]

Statistics count as math ???

[oak parcel]

@distant pawn baap ko sikhayega

[topaz drift]

ab jo tag kiya uska lund aadha ho jayega

[glass leaf]

@topaz drift

@topaz drift @topaz drift

[shy garnet]

aise kaise paper le gaya? 15min tha na

[glass leaf]

@topaz drift @topaz drift @topaz drift

@topaz drift @topaz drift @topaz drift

[dusty thunder]

pata ni bhai bola times up

[rose quartz]

forehead abhi bhi dikh rha

[dusty thunder]

aur maa chud gyi

[maiden fjord]

Koi nhi mil rhi rich

[shy garnet]

watch?? nai rakhte kya tumlog

[rose quartz]

acha

[dusty thunder]

nahi

watch thodi leke jata

[maiden fjord]

Noob

[glass leaf]

Mene toh chor di padhai vadhai

[shy garnet]

oh

[glass leaf]

Dropout

[prime zinc]

bhai ye baggy trouser peticoat jaisi kyu dikhti hai

[maiden fjord]

Si ci krunga revise aj

[glass leaf]

Bc yeh beige colour khaki jesa kyu dikh rha

[rose quartz]

3 invites mang rha

[maiden fjord]

Kon

[rose quartz]

[sour sandal]

To kab aa rhe h aap delhi?

[glass leaf]

Usse mat bulao

[rose quartz]

kisko bheja

[sour sandal]

Hein

[rose quartz]

?...

[sour sandal]

Why

Movie dikhane wala h vo to

[maiden fjord]

Nikhil

Chiii

[tiny night]

Not yet

Sahi hai fir toh

[glass leaf]

Delhi pehle se hi safe nhi hai

Usse bula ke

[sour sandal]

Ik

[glass leaf]

[sour sandal]

Are aane do

Zinda bach gya aake vahi badi baat h

[maiden fjord]

[rose quartz]

kon ane do

[sour sandal]

Khaas khaas ke hospitalize hoga

[maiden fjord]

Hava

[sour sandal]

Sexy pfp bhai

[rose quartz]

acha

[maiden fjord]

Praveen tag her

[dusty thunder]

imagine mere dsa theory aur oops me number kam aaye hai bohott jyda

like howw?

[maiden fjord]

Fas fas

[rose quartz]

or me bhi

[sour sandal]

Idk bout that tho

[rose quartz]

kisko?..

[maiden fjord]

[glass leaf]

I want to buy nitro

[north palm]

[glass leaf]

[frozen dew]

😉

[maiden fjord]

Kt 💔

[glass leaf]

Saggy send 150@north palm

[north palm]

Ok sent

[rose quartz]

kit kat

[glass leaf]

Fas fas

[sour sandal]

and mujhe happy meal bhi nii dilai.... Yaad Rkhungi

[frozen dew]

@vernal violet hi lol

[glass leaf]

Sending qr in pictures

[north palm]

Paise thodi bheje hain

[rose quartz]

noice curls

[sour sandal]

To kya bheje?

[north palm]

[maiden fjord]

I should exit

[shy garnet]

lazypotato is polite femail version of risii

[north palm]

[sour sandal]

Polite because kal hi aai hu sv mein 😭🙏

Bhai kaun h ye rishi now I wanna meet him

[dusty thunder]

acha nichpana aana baaki hai

[dusty thunder]

tumse bhi paise maang lega

[sour sandal]

Yeah exactly but I won't admit

[prime zinc]

nice joke

[sour sandal]

Main pehle mang lungi

[north palm]

Mat mil scam krdega tere sath

[dusty thunder]

rishi female vs rishi male

?

[sour sandal]

Main dc se bhaag jaungi

[dusty thunder]

achya

[dusty thunder]

bhagega to voh

[sour sandal]

Main to vaise bhi gayab rehti hu for months lol

[north palm]

Wo bhi yahi kra hai abhi

[glass leaf]

Bklode me 50 rs leke dc leave krdiya

[sour sandal]

Wah 😭

[dusty thunder]

50 ek se liye ho to chale

[rose quartz]

@remote lily akshay yar kuch kam tha

[dusty thunder]

50, 50 alag alag logo se leke bhaga voh alag

[glass leaf]

@risiii missing u

[sour sandal]

Kitno se liye... 🫠

[shy garnet]

mere se bhi liye

par maine maaf kardiya

[dusty thunder]

#pictures me dale the 3-4 din pehle ss

[north palm]

#pictures mai dekh

[glass leaf]

Uss bklode ne apna scanner bheja tha dm me woh bhi delete krdiyaa abhi

[frozen dew]

My name is

[north palm]

[frozen dew]

My name is

[rose quartz]

hehhehe

[shy garnet]

recharge jo karaaya tha ekbaar

woh

[glass leaf]

Love me love me love me love me

[prime zinc]

khan

[north palm]

[rose quartz]

500$

[sour sandal]

Bhai i agree I'm polite

[glass leaf]

Razna waise mujhe nitro ki jarurat hai abhi

[frozen dew]

??

[sour sandal]

Dw I don't ask for money in dms 😭😭

[glass leaf]

[dusty thunder]

majak majak me bhi paise maang logi who knows

[frozen dew]

😕

[prime zinc]

[shy garnet]

khareed lo, kiska wait karre

[frozen dew]

Abdul ram rahim

[sour sandal]

Are yaar 😭😭😭

[glass leaf]

Woh thora contri mil jaata

[leaden sigil]

🗣️

[uneven vale]

❌ 🪭

[shy garnet]

meine khud aajtak nai paise feka dc jaisi faltu app pe

pressure nai ajaega? active rehne ka

[frozen dew]

Fekna kyu h

[shy garnet]

agar nitro khareed liya

[frozen dew]

[glass leaf]

Woh bhi hai

Nitro cancel

[shy garnet]

yes

goodboi

[glass leaf]

Waise grmi ho rhi hai

[shy garnet]

samay mere 59 khaata har month

pata nai kab return milega

[prime zinc]

[glass leaf]

Thora iscreammm jesa kuch mil jaata to

[sour sandal]

Jao khareed kr le aao

[frozen dew]

Monster pilado

[shy garnet]

mere bday ko sabko treat

[prime zinc]

delhi se ho aalu zi aap ?

[frozen dew]

Bhaiya

[glass leaf]

Give money

[sour sandal]

Ji

[prime zinc]

jhooth jyada nahi bolna chaiye

[frozen dew]

Sussy potato

[sour sandal]

Aapke pass Spotify prem h?

[frozen dew]

🧐

[prime zinc]

acha , DU ?

srcc ?

[uneven vale]

prem?

[glass leaf]

No yt premium

[sour sandal]

🙏

[shy garnet]

promise. jo wish kiya usko hi lekin

[sour sandal]

Itni aukaad nhi h Bhai

[frozen dew]

Prem ratan dhan payo

Mene

[quartz aurora]

Happy Birthday in advance

[shy garnet]

aukaat*

[prime zinc]

kab hai bdayaapka

[sour sandal]

Merpe vo bhi nhi h mujhse paise maang rhe ho 😂

[prime zinc]

uss din 12 baje wish krdunga

[sour sandal]

Jo bhi h

[shy garnet]

thnk you

[glass leaf]

Luv sex dhokla

[quartz aurora]

Same

[uneven vale]

2000s kids will remember

[prime zinc]

[quartz aurora]

Calendar me save kardeta hu razna bd

[shy garnet]

done hai

saccha dost

[glass leaf]

Issi baat pe 200 rs send krdo

[quartz aurora]

March to May ke baad ata he na

[glass leaf]

Fas fas

[shy garnet]

wah

[mellow sage]

Should i ruin the chat??

[shy garnet]

saccha gawar dost

[quartz aurora]

Are bc march to chala gaya

[uneven vale]

ok

[quartz aurora]

🤣 me kya chutiya hun yar

[glass leaf]

Ruin

[sour sandal]

Kya yaar 2020 mein bday bhi nhi bna paye hoge

[glass leaf]

Waise mere pass tumhari ek pic hai

[quartz aurora]

@prime zinc when is your bd

[prime zinc]

raaaacva

[shy garnet]

mei waise bhi nai celebrate karta. best thing about covid is..jb announce hua lockdown , uske agle din se 11th finals the jo cancel

[mellow sage]

Susu potty latring

[frozen dew]

It's latrine

[sour sandal]

Ohhhhh

[frozen dew]

Not ring

[mellow sage]

Latrine

Bc keyboard ko bhi pata h latrine

[clear nexus]

Yo yo yo, chlra h aap btao, ajkl to running shuru hogyi h

[glass leaf]

Latrine

[shy garnet]

fir 12th boards bhi cancelled agle saal. lottery

[dusty thunder]

latrine latrine mat kro

[sour sandal]

Bhai tabiyat theek nhi h sojao dimaag pr bhi asar pad rha h lagta h

[frozen dew]

Susu potty latrine

[quartz aurora]

Kartik teri pfp dekhke mera sir dukh raha he iss this some disorder 🧐

[sour sandal]

You are 23?

[quartz aurora]

🤔

[uneven vale]

latrine is considered a fancy word aproad

abroad

[shy garnet]

hmm

[frozen dew]

Nope weird pfp hi h

[sour sandal]

Damn

U old

[glass leaf]

Meto restroom jaanta hoo

Y que fue !!!

Y que fue!!!

[shy garnet]

[frozen dew]

Razna zara bartan to mazna

[uneven vale]

public places me restroom bolte hai

gharpe toilet

ya loo

[sour sandal]

Koi nhi old is gold

[glass leaf]

Hagne jaara hoo

[mellow sage]

Bhai abhi pohochunga gharpe 10-10 min me

[glass leaf]

[frozen dew]

Kuch bhi krke ek chutiya has hi deta h

🤪

[uneven vale]

Restraunt/club me Men's/ladies room

[sour sandal]

Bhai tabse ghar nhi pahuche kha?

[mellow sage]

Loo toh garam hava hoti h h

[glass leaf]

@uneven vale me aapko yeh msg latrin krte waqt hi bhej rha hoo

[sour sandal]

Dusre state jaare ho kya?

[uneven vale]

yes

[frozen dew]

Boujee latrine karte wakt khaya h kabhi?

[glass leaf]

No

[uneven vale]

nice

[frozen dew]

Kar kar

[quartz aurora]

Aaj latrine achi nhi hui yar shit

[mellow sage]

220 kilometres

[quartz aurora]

Kal jyda tel ka kha liya tha

[uneven vale]

paikhana

[quartz aurora]

Aj to refined oil nikla he

[uneven vale]

the house of legs

[glass leaf]

Isabgol

[sour sandal]

Bhai kaha jaare ho 😭😭😭😭

[frozen dew]

Bhai susu achi na ho chlta h
Latrine bigad gyi to pure din ajeeb lgta h

[uneven vale]

washroom

[mellow sage]

@glass leaf chat ruin krdiya accha khasa kuch discussion krre the tum sab

[glass leaf]

[mellow sage]

College se ghar

[shy garnet]

true

[sour sandal]

Ohhhhh

[sour sandal]

You ain't old tho

[frozen dew]

Razna unc h

[shy garnet]

coverup

[frozen dew]

😕

[glass leaf]

Ppap

[sour sandal]

Thanks bbg

[frozen dew]

25 yo

[north palm]

Razna is old af

[sour sandal]

Future selmon bhai

Sab maja ma?

[glass leaf]

I have a pineapple ...I have pen

Pen pineapple apple pen

Ppap

[mellow sage]

Bhai bed pe betha hota hu tb pett me feel hota h ki haggu aari jaake bethta hu kuch nikalta hi nahi

[frozen dew]

Salman khan ki story dekhi kisi ne

[quartz aurora]

[frozen dew]

B
A
N
D
A
R

[sour sandal]

Hein

[sour sandal]

Kya hua

[glass leaf]

Milgya

[quartz aurora]

Abe btw hamare yaha odisha me kal kuch crazy hua tha in the sky

[frozen dew]

Dekh ke aao

[shy garnet]

constipation

[quartz aurora]

Ruko photo hoga bhejta hun pictures me

[sour sandal]

Insta nhi h bhai

Ss bhej do yaha plij

[frozen dew]

Hmm okk

[mellow sage]

Bartan maanj bola na usne

[shy garnet]

delete kardi ya banayi hi nahi acc?

[north palm]

😠 ☝️

[shy garnet]

woh koi sunil pal reference hai

[sour sandal]

Uhm suspend hogya tha....?

Maine appeal nhi kri then

[quartz aurora]

#pictures

[glass leaf]

[shy garnet]

hein?? kaise

[sour sandal]

Maine bola bhaad mein jaye

[north palm]

Razna aap dusri ladki se insta kyu maang rhe ho? r u no lov me doing

[sour sandal]

Pta ni kaise hua deactivated rehta tha

Ek din login kra and then suspend hogya

[shy garnet]

nahi. mei khush hua finally koi toh hai jo insta pe nahi hai

[glass leaf]

Excuse me miss

[shy garnet]

accha

[frozen dew]

Ye 12 saal ki h

Age suspended

[sour sandal]

Kaun Bhai 12 saal ki 😭😭

[glass leaf]

24 saal ki hai

[ornate wind]

Hii morons

[frozen dew]

Jiska insta ud gya

[sour sandal]

Bhai bhen dono chahiye na

Nahh

Me not 12 anymore

[frozen dew]

#pictures

[sour sandal]

😔

[mellow sage]

@glass leaf vo photo kyu bheja mera vala

[glass leaf]

Fendi fendi

[glass leaf]

Meri gallery check kiyaa Aaj usme yeh thaa to bhej diyaa

Pta nhi tumhari photo meri gallary me kese pohcha

Isiliye wapis dediya

[shy garnet]

ye kya hai @quartz aurora ? koi jet thi kya

[frozen dew]

Boujee voh perfume collection bhi tera nhi th

[quartz aurora]

Pata nhi sb bolrhe koi missile thi ye

Kuch to crazy ki thi asman me ye

[glass leaf]

Woh toh random pintrest find

[shy garnet]

India successfully test-fired an advanced variant of the nuclear-capable Agni-5 Intercontinental Ballistic Missile (ICBM).

[glass leaf]

[frozen dew]

Sale

[quartz aurora]

Crazy bisi mst to thi jo bhi thi

[shy garnet]

east side se military capabilities badha rahe

pehle andaman wala project

ab ye

[glass leaf]

China khtte me hai

[shy garnet]

Hmm

[frozen dew]

Khatte

M

[sour sandal]

Razna bhai apki pfp apne draw kri h?

[shy garnet]

Yes

[sour sandal]

Bhai mast coloring kri h yaar

[frozen dew]

Lund escape

[sour sandal]

😭

[shy garnet]

thnkyu

[frozen dew]

Kya tukur tukur dekh rhe ho

Tukur tukur is crazy

[north palm]

Bas kr

Boujee isse achha marja

[glass leaf]

Why

[sour sandal]

Bougie bhai bhoot chad gya aapko 😭😭😭

[glass leaf]

Ig

Ab mujhe sojana chahiye

[north palm]

Mar*

[glass leaf]

I dying in your love bbg

[north palm]

ew

@mighty nova wakeup

[glass leaf]

By bye Senorita don't miss me darlin muahhhh 💋

[outer gale]

[north palm]

[north palm]

[mighty nova]

I'm awake only 7 baje se

😭

[north palm]

Wow 🤯

Aisa kya kr rhi

[sour sandal]

Good good jao sojao

[outer gale]

[outer gale]

kal room wapsi

[prime zinc]

[north palm]

Kal raat yes 😭

[glass leaf]

1% charging

[outer gale]

[glass leaf]

Will go to sleep with switch off phone

I got a condo in Manhattan

[north palm]

https://\\@www.instagram.com/reel/DXdoNX-jxb6/
@outer gale @glass leaf @topaz drift @dusty thunder @prime zinc

[glass leaf]

Cuckhold

[outer gale]

When everything is put to rest
And everybody takes a breath
And everything gets addressed
It's you alone with your regrets
All that pumpin' up your chest
All that talk about the best
You know how sticky it gets

[prime zinc]

[prime zinc]

ai

ai

ai

[outer gale]

?

?

?

[prime zinc]

AI

[glass leaf]

You deserve it bab6

[outer gale]

ni ai

[glass leaf]

You deserve it baby

[outer gale]

no ai

[glass leaf]

Luck for you that's what I like

[north palm]

Leasgooo

[glass leaf]

Lucky for you that's what I like

[prime zinc]

Marathi mein mother ko Aai bolte hai yaani AI humari maata hui

[north palm]

We weren't supposed to come up with something.this clean

[outer gale]

[glass leaf]

Pump in her heart

[prime zinc]

bc subha se laga hua hu , khtm hi na hora assignment

[glass leaf]

Switchhhhed offfff

[mellow sage]

[glass leaf]

Tight puhh

[mellow sage]

Shimi
Shimi
Shimi
Ai
Shimi
Ai
Shimi
Yaa

[outer gale]

is this the place we use to love

[mellow sage]

[glass leaf]

Ya Akhi Dus Dus ‘Indi Khosh Fasla
Ya Akhi Tafooz Tafooz Wallah Khosh Raksa
Ya Akhi Doos Doos ‘Indi Khosh Fasla
Ya Akhi Tfuz Tfuz Wallah Khosh Raqsa

[mellow sage]

Wallah re wallah wallah
Wallah re wallah wallah

Best song

Best movie

[queen field]

@proven cave doggy wyd

[north palm]

Chuchilele is typing

[mellow sage]

saggytitrius is typing

[worthy ingot]

Tera ghar basane ki koshish, being a budhau

[north palm]

No

[mellow sage]

saggytitrius was typing

[north palm]

Yes

[mellow sage]

@quaint shuttle boat

[slow heart]

kon bsdk ping kaarha bc

[mellow sage]

Lmao

[frozen dew]

.

[frozen dew]

??

Ghost krte huye pakda gya

[prime zinc]

Hi

[mellow sage]

[frozen dew]

Mera internet slow h

[mellow sage]

Kon me?

[frozen dew]

To tag dhikh rh th

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[prime zinc]

Oye DC zhud gya phir se

[frozen dew]

Foxy

[mellow sage]

Kyuu

[prime zinc]

@mellow sage batao bhai

[mellow sage]

Areyy nahii

[prime zinc]

Pata nahi aapke tag ka reply Dene ke kiye nahi hira

[mellow sage]

Sv issue h

[prime zinc]

Acha

Ok

[mellow sage]

[prime zinc]

Batao tag kiye the

[mellow sage]

Padhai kr rha h kya puch rha tha

[topaz drift]

Jab aap bulaye

[topaz drift]

Acha

[tiny night]

Mkc

[topaz drift]

Kya hua

[tight marsh]

@frozen dew tu kabhi bhi on rehta hai kya?

[prime zinc]

Assignment khtm kiya hu , thoda rest lera

[frozen dew]

Idk

[mighty nova]

padhai

or hai kya mere pass karne ko

[north palm]

😲 wow

[north palm]

Patients ka ilaj

[distant pawn]

[queen field]

@proven cave I've decided to study from today
What a liar I've become

@quaint shuttle wya

[topaz drift]

Wo achanak se aayega, faad ke niklega , aur ek legacy set kr dega jo hum dekh nahi payenge

[topaz drift]

Yo

[frank furnace]

36

ye dyson kya hove hai

[north palm]

itne paise bhi hote hain

[north palm]

@sour sandal explain shyd mil jaye

[lusty mantle]

[mighty nova]

abhi time hai ussko

[mighty nova]

heloooo

[prime zinc]

Haan

[topaz drift]

Hi

[prime zinc]

@lusty mantle hi

[topaz drift]

Kaise hooo

[north palm]

[topaz drift]

Tereko mana kiya na dalle kisiko bhi hi bolne se

[mighty nova]

thik hi hu yrr 😭

[north palm]

2nd year mai ni krwate kuch?

[topaz drift]

Kya hogya

[prime zinc]

chal lode

[mighty nova]

tu btaaaa

[mighty nova]

postings hoti hainaa

[topaz drift]

Mai to aiyaashi kr rha hu

Parso se end sem hai

[mighty nova]

basic

[mighty nova]

kis type ki?

[topaz drift]

Lekin ghanta kuch start ni kiya

[mighty nova]

bc

[topaz drift]

Insta scrolling

[prime zinc]

Bore hora

[topaz drift]

Balcony me baith ke

[north palm]

tera hua? also tere wha se aiims kitna dur

[mighty nova]

nhi yr padhle

[topaz drift]

10-15 shyd

[frozen dew]

Billie jean is not my lovaaa

[mighty nova]

yoss
½ hours

[topaz drift]

Man ni kr rha

[mighty nova]

meraa bhi

[topaz drift]

Tu to doctor hai , mast saari bimariyo me dolo 650 pakda dena

Sorry

[north palm]

badhiya

metro chalne lagi suna udar

[prime zinc]

@long pumice Zinda hai ?

[mighty nova]

hehehehe gaali dega pharma wala proff meko😭

[mighty nova]

itta formal 😭

[mighty nova]

heinn?

idhar nhi bhai

[north palm]

aiims ki ni hui?

reels mai dekha tha

ki hogyi hai

[topaz drift]

[topaz drift]

I am a genital man

[mighty nova]

route aaya hai line start nhi hue

[mellow sage]

Omg fellow mbbs student

[topaz drift]

Metro sabse bada scam h bhopal ka

[prime zinc]

[mighty nova]

tf 🙂

[topaz drift]

Gental

[mellow sage]

@past wasp

[topaz drift]

Gentle

This autocorrect mf

[north palm]

😭

[mighty nova]

you too🫂🤧

[north palm]

ohh

[mellow sage]

Yessiirrr

[prime zinc]

Jeans

[mellow sage]

Bheem ki shakti

Dhoom machaee

Samne koiii

Tikk naa paaeee

[prime zinc]

Mujhe mere papa ke jeans mile hai

Mummy ke bhi

[mellow sage]

Tujhe mere chahiye kya

Fructose ke saath

[prime zinc]

Nahi

[mellow sage]

Fair enough

[topaz drift]

Mai bhi mbbs

[mighty nova]

kabse?

[mellow sage]

Pineapple khalunga

[topaz drift]

Aaj se hi

[outer gale]

mai bhi mbbs

[prime zinc]

Can I be your RNA cause it has U in it

[topaz drift]

Foxy ka route dekh kr mujhe bhi clg drop krne ka man kr rha

[mighty nova]

fir toh junior huaa

[mellow sage]

Bata fate of ammonia

[topaz drift]

Nahi sidha 3rd year

[prime zinc]

[mellow sage]

Nahi nahi me toh chutiya hu

3 attempt lag gaye

[prime zinc]

Yaad ni

[mellow sage]

Areyy 😭😭

Vo krebs cycle h bs

[prime zinc]

I onli remember urine and composition

[prime zinc]

Mreko yaad hi nahi , I onli remember Glycolysis

[mellow sage]

I dont remember this and that

[topaz drift]

Ashwin ne sirf moot taste kiya hai

Ab meri latrine bhi taste krega

[mellow sage]

Bhai hamara first day biochem practical tha

[prime zinc]

Loude tu Chennai mein hagega

[mellow sage]

Beaker me mootwaya bhai laundo se

[prime zinc]

[mellow sage]

Normal urine test krna tha tb

😭😭😭

Kuch kuch toh ladkiya bhi volunteer krdi

[prime zinc]

Humara general physiology ka test , 7 labs hue sabhi mein 1ml blood

[topaz drift]

Yaha se Hawa me hagunga , aisa projectile dalunga sidha tere muh me girega

[mellow sage]

Utna toh chalta h

[outer gale]

And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a ten-ton truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine

[mellow sage]

Bold prick bol bolke khoon nikalwate h

[prime zinc]

Pehle hawe mein udd

[topaz drift]

Bsdk train me kaam krta tu , truck se kaise marega

[north palm]

kya hogya darkling

[prime zinc]

Maine toh seedha syringe ghusayi thi

[mellow sage]

Mumbai me band hogye double decker bus

[glass leaf]

Looking for buying a laptop budget under 70-80k suggest me gud stuff fasfas

[outer gale]

rishii smjha h kya

[outer gale]

london

[topaz drift]

Jarurat nahi

[outer gale]

kchzz ni

[topaz drift]

Mera laptop kharid le , mujhe mac lena hai

[outer gale]

same

[glass leaf]

[outer gale]

hows the sasta mac ?

[topaz drift]

Risii bhi taali bajata tha ?

[outer gale]

hai*

[glass leaf]

Neo ??

[outer gale]

yes

[topaz drift]

Ew

[outer gale]

neo

[topaz drift]

Sidha MacBook pro m5

[glass leaf]

Bhai backlit hoti to pakka leleta

[outer gale]

nhi h ?

eww

[glass leaf]

Backlit is necessary

[topaz drift]

Back-lit to gareeb log use krte

Ameer log room ki light jalate hai

[glass leaf]

24 zone RGB light

[topaz drift]

[glass leaf]

More RGB = more fps

Suggest me bhai ...

[outer gale]

70 80 me too mac air aajayegaa

[glass leaf]

I need laptop

Never had one

[glass leaf]

Konsa ??

M4

[outer gale]

m1 m2

[glass leaf]

[outer gale]

m4 1.30+

[glass leaf]

87k ka hain amazon pe

Abhi

Sbi ka cc pe

[outer gale]

hn 90 h

wo kch or dekh liya

[glass leaf]

Thora over budget jaa rha hai

87k

[glass leaf]

Is m2 worth it for bba student learning coding and software stuffs ??

[outer gale]

24/512gb chaiye

[glass leaf]

@topaz drift @dusty thunder

[outer gale]

yes enough

[mellow sage]

Darjiling

[glass leaf]

Aukat me bkl

[mellow sage]

Bing chilling

[glass leaf]

[mellow sage]

Fan ceiling

[outer gale]

untill you wanna play games

[outer gale]

[glass leaf]

Gaming ke liye ps4 hain mere pass

[topaz drift]

Merepe gaming laptop hai fir bhi game ni khel rha

[mellow sage]

Skill issues

[drowsy sinew]

No frens

[glass leaf]

Gaming laptop pe bas logo ko valo khelte dekha hai

[drowsy sinew]

No skills

[topaz drift]

Deserving

[barren helm]

[outer gale]

then its good to go

[drowsy sinew]

What did i do?

[outer gale]

skill issue

[glass leaf]

Macbook m2 is worth it now

[topaz drift]

Nothing

[glass leaf]

[topaz drift]

Valo khel ke skill issue bol rha

[mellow sage]

Never bhai never

[drowsy sinew]

Y deserving then?

[topaz drift]

Kabhi scribbl me merese upar hoke bata

[mellow sage]

Pura ecosystem hoga tb theeke bs

[glass leaf]

I need opinion of Mac users

[drowsy sinew]

💅

[glass leaf]

[topaz drift]

Cz u did nothing for the one who could become ur frnds

[glass leaf]

Ecosystem ko kya gaand me daaluga

[hybrid sorrel]

[drowsy sinew]

If they were meant to my frens
then we would have been frens 💅💅

[mellow sage]

Merepe bs macbook aur headphone nahi h

[hybrid sorrel]

[glass leaf]

What laptop do you prefer

[mellow sage]

I dont

[drowsy sinew]

Mac

[past garnet]

Ladki ko dekhte hi

[mellow sage]

Ipad pe magic keyboard h

[glass leaf]

[past garnet]

Advisor ban jata hai

[knotty tiger]

hi

[past garnet]

Simp

[drowsy sinew]

🤑

[glass leaf]

Woh ldka hai

[lusty mantle]

[prime zinc]

[prime zinc]

Hello , double decker bus phir ten ton truck ???

[outer gale]

haha

[lusty mantle]

Hi ash

[past garnet]

Lol

[glass leaf]

Aur me advice maang rha hu

[prime zinc]

Pehle iske neeche mar chuka tu

[hybrid sorrel]

[outer gale]

lyrics h

chill

[glass leaf]

Which one

[mellow sage]

Still issues aate h ppt presentations me toh behen ke dell me convert krta hu

[prime zinc]

[glass leaf]

Aapki pfp kahi dekhi dekhi hai

[prime zinc]

Mai angrezi nhi sunta

[hybrid sorrel]

maine bhi

[mellow sage]

Bhai dal bhat kya cheez banai h

[topaz drift]

Huh

[mellow sage]

Moong ki daal garam garam rice

Thick asf daal

[mighty nova]

ayeee chal pehle 14 subjects ka trauma jhel ke aa

[glass leaf]

Koi laptop suggest krdo mkb

[mellow sage]

Usme achaar

[glass leaf]

[topaz drift]

Tu bhi local train me taali bajana shuru krde

[mellow sage]

Ho ka g15

[glass leaf]

Dell toh me apne dushman ki gaand me daalu

Bakwaas company

[mellow sage]

HP*

ka g15

75k me aaega

[outer gale]

loq

rog

[glass leaf]

Good

[outer gale]

predator

[glass leaf]

Aukaat me maadhar

[sour sandal]

Abhi aajao bhai

[glass leaf]

Aukaat

[mellow sage]

Predator triton mt khareedna

[outer gale]

mai too bss naam bata rha hu

[glass leaf]

Phir wahi aukat

[mellow sage]

Jhatu hai

[outer gale]

omen

[frozen dew]

[glass leaf]

[frozen dew]

Omen osborn

[mellow sage]

Legion is also good

[glass leaf]

[frozen dew]

Gelion

[mellow sage]

Crash nahi hota pr kabhi bhi turn on hojata

[glass leaf]

Ameero ke bich me suggestion maang liya

[frozen dew]

🌙

[glass leaf]

Like me

[outer gale]

acer nitro v

[frozen dew]

🌜

[mellow sage]

Budget bata

[prime zinc]

Tu business partner bnja

[glass leaf]

Yeh hui naaa aukat wali baat

[frozen dew]

[glass leaf]

70-80k

[outer gale]

[mellow sage]

HP G15 offer lagake 74k

Gst hata dega toh 65k

[glass leaf]

Bc 2023 me suggestion de rha kyaa

[mellow sage]

[topaz drift]

Nahi jhelna , wo sab kisi se sikh lunga

[mellow sage]

Accha laptop hai

[prime zinc]

[topaz drift]

Tickets krwa do

[outer gale]

[mellow sage]

Kaafi saal chalega

[mighty nova]

not fair nhi kar saktee

[devout nacelle]

So jao

[topaz drift]

Tereko billi contacts dilwa dega , I am out

[mellow sage]

Bs ryzen chip h ab idk tu intel fan h ki ryzen

[prime zinc]

[outer gale]

intel anyday

[topaz drift]

Everything is fair , when money is spare

[mighty nova]

ye 2lakh ka kyu hai? heavy duty shit?

[prime zinc]

Billi khud business partner dhund rha

[topaz drift]

Bts fangirl aagyi bhagoooo

[outer gale]

yess ye too bss 2 ka hi h 4-5 ke bhi ate h

[mighty nova]

okok surr that makes a lot of sense

[topaz drift]

Alienware

[mighty nova]

sirf gaming ke liye

[devout nacelle]

Legs se problem thi ab bts se bhi

[topaz drift]

But I dont have that money

[topaz drift]

Legs se problem kab thi

Wapas legs laga le

[devout nacelle]

Chl jutha

[mighty nova]

woh toh mere pass bhi nhi hai🥲

[outer gale]

heavy shit gaming , editing , ml models , rendering

[mighty nova]

hote toh aishh karti

[topaz drift]

I never pointed it out

[topaz drift]

Us hogya

[sour sandal]

Kisko samjhana h?

[devout nacelle]

[topaz drift]

Gaming ke alawa aur kuch nhi krte log

[sour sandal]

Main kyu krwau?

[topaz drift]

Movie ka bill mai bhar dunga

[sour sandal]

Aapse to bola chalo threater chalenge taaki mere paise na kharch ho

[topaz drift]

Hehe

[topaz drift]

Ha to wo mai pay krunga na

[mighty nova]

sahi hai yr meko toh sirf pdfs or netflix dekhne ke liye lagta hai

[outer gale]

https://\\@www.flipkart.com/asus-rog-strix-scar-18-2025-ai-pc-office-2024-m365-basic-intel-core-ultra-9-275hx-64-gb-2-tb-ssd-windows-11-home-24-gb-graphics-nvidia-geforce-rtx-5090-240-hz-175-w-g835lx-sa187ws-gaming-laptop/p/itmaa7765cdca66e?pid=COMHBGQ4MGKVHJC8&lid=LSTCOMHBGQ4MGKVHJC8T4HJLN&marketplace=FLIPKART&hl_lid=&q=asus+rog+strix+scar+18&store=6bo/b5g&spotlightTagId=default_TrendingId_6bo/b5g&ctx=eyJkZWxpdmVyZWRCeSI6IjE3Nzg2NDExNTk5NTYiLCJkaXNwbGF5UHJpY2UiOiI0NDc5OTAifQ==&fm=eyJ3dHAiOiJwcm9kdWN0Q2FyZExpc3QiLCJwcnB0Ijoic3AiLCJtaWQiOiJQUk9EVUNUIn0&_refId=&_appId=CL @mighty nova

[sour sandal]

Nah sab kuch apki jeb se jayega sirji

[devout nacelle]

[topaz drift]

Ye to naa insaafi hui na

[sour sandal]

Chivalry kehte h use

✌

[mighty nova]

isski maaaa kaaaaa bc

[sour sandal]

Kya h ye link aapne khola?

[topaz drift]

Be a strong independent woman and pay for me too

[sour sandal]

Nope I'm a weak independent woman and you'll pay for me

[outer gale]

lappy h

[mighty nova]

sadhe 4 lakh ka pc hai

[sour sandal]

Ohh acha

[topaz drift]

[sour sandal]

Lg hi rha tha asus ka h vaise bhi

[topaz drift]

Itne me to meri bike aa jaye

[mighty nova]

Asus toh mere pass bhi hai

par lowkey hai

[maiden fjord]

kitne mein

[sour sandal]

Bike chdo bc bahut kuch aa jayega

[mighty nova]

nothing crazyy

[sour sandal]

4 lakh

[topaz drift]

Sloth

[sour sandal]

Stocks mein daldo

Fd krlo

[maiden fjord]

dahej

nhi

[outer gale]

tru

[north palm]

@frank furnace

[maiden fjord]

investment

[topaz drift]

Tere pe wahi bike h londu

[mellow sage]

naram pav

[outer gale]

konsi

[topaz drift]

[outer gale]

@mighty nova konsa lappy h tumpe

[topaz drift]

Ashwin ?

[mellow sage]

bike suggestion do

[topaz drift]

Hie

[outer gale]

budget

[maiden fjord]

@mighty nova

[mellow sage]

awkaat me hi leni

[outer gale]

2 tk ?

[devout blaze]

Kya hora hai

[topaz drift]

Chat me aise baat krta hai, irl bhalu hai ek no ka

[maiden fjord]

nah, he only attacks minor

[topaz drift]

Chilling , wbu

[mellow sage]

northreallyfoxy

[sour sandal]

@terse cliff dekhiye ji. Dyson ek brand h jo appliances bnati h. To uske hair product appliance aate h amazingggg

[mellow sage]

yes

[topaz drift]

[outer gale]

bhalu who

[mighty nova]

gaming v 16

[outer gale]

kaisi psnd sporty ya classy ?

[mighty nova]

gaming v 16

[maiden fjord]

ok forwarding

[topaz drift]

90 kg ka saand

[outer gale]

76*

[mellow sage]

i am 6 feet skinny guy bhai

[topaz drift]

Mummy ye oath firse angrezi gaane sunne lag gyi

[sour sandal]

Kya bhai fatshaming kyu krre ho

[outer gale]

fir bhi psnd na psnd hoti h na

[outer gale]

ohh nice

[north palm]

Galat tag 😭

[mighty nova]

nice toh hai

[topaz drift]

Kyuki wo layak h uske

[north palm]

Games khelti hai koi?

[sour sandal]

Haww not a good thing

[mighty nova]

naaa

[mellow sage]

cake shop 3

[north palm]

khelo

[sour sandal]

Aapki height kitni h?

[outer gale]

ya ya ya

[topaz drift]

Aap kyu offend Hore? Aap to slim and fit hona

[outer gale]

valo khelo aap

[topaz drift]

Fir to aap saand nahi bhais huye na

[north palm]

Oats is 45 kgs

[sour sandal]

Main offend isiliye hori hu coz kaafi log triggee hohate h and they become insecure na

[topaz drift]

Hone do unhe

Butki

[sour sandal]

Aap delhi aajao ek kaam kro bas

[topaz drift]

Mai bauna

[sour sandal]

Movie dekhne chalenge

[outer gale]

nikhil too 5'2

[mellow sage]

@sour sandal pohoch gaya ghar

[topaz drift]

Wait kro yar, end sem ho jane do

[topaz drift]

True

[sour sandal]

Kya yaar main hi choti reh gyi 🫠

[sour sandal]

Damnnnnnnnn itni der

[mellow sage]

@outer gale batade

[topaz drift]

Nahi mai jyada chota hu

[sour sandal]

Abhi jao khao then meds lo and sojao

[frozen dew]

Is rockstar movie something crazy??

[mellow sage]

nahi mrlb naha dhoke khake abhi betha bed pe

[sour sandal]

Main to 4'7 ki hu yaarrr

[frozen dew]

😕

[topaz drift]

Saggy bol rha tha ki , uski sirf height aur soch choti nahi hai

[topaz drift]

Aap bhi butki

[sour sandal]

Sojao bhai tabiyat theek nhi h 😭😭😭

[outer gale]

Bajaj Pulsar N250 le skta h

[mighty nova]

concentrate nhi hotaa merese

[frozen dew]

4'9 😢💔

[sour sandal]

Ikr 😭

[sour sandal]

Me shorter bish

[mellow sage]

omggg 4 inches away from being called a dwarf

[outer gale]

or n160

[sour sandal]

this is my height with height wali heels yaawwrr

[feral wasp]

Hello

[sour sandal]

Yoo

[north palm]

Chall jhuti
Someone who cracked neet shouldn't say this sentence

[topaz drift]

Ek billi hi hai 5'6 yaha , sabse lamba

[outer gale]

mai too 4'7 ka

[north palm]

4'7 to billi baithe baithe ho jata

[shy garnet]

hello

[topaz drift]

Kaisa dirty gaana hai ye

[topaz drift]

Hi bhabhi

[mellow sage]

i have bad news #pictures

[outer gale]

lol ab neet crack krne wale ye bolenge

[topaz drift]

Bhai mera insta ka time khatam hogya

[shy garnet]

hello dewar? jija?

[topaz drift]

1:30 hours ka

[topaz drift]

@sour sandal

[shy garnet]

woh toh nanad

[mellow sage]

why no duke 250

[topaz drift]

Oh @north palm

[mellow sage]

gen 3

[north palm]

Yes

[mellow sage]

vo chapri bhi nahi lagti

[shy garnet]

dewar means younger brother in law

[topaz drift]

Mai to haddi hu

[outer gale]

you can ye dono under 1.40 the duke is like 1.90

[topaz drift]

Yeah that's me

[sour sandal]

Hanji

[shy garnet]

saggy se chota hai tu?

[sour sandal]

Boliye

[topaz drift]

Hi hru

[sour sandal]

Zinda wbu

[shy garnet]

thats diwaar

[topaz drift]

Nahi saggy se mai chota hu, aur saggy ka merese chota hai

[sour sandal]

Ji kangana bolti to kaafi h 😭😭😭

[topaz drift]

Dead

[sour sandal]

Hawww why

And how too

[topaz drift]

Kangana ko maar de kya ? Jyada bol rhi ho to

[shy garnet]

ohh. you seem older

[sour sandal]

Give her maun vrat that might help this country

[topaz drift]

I fell from my balcony

[topaz drift]

Ok

[sour sandal]

Wow what a lesson

[topaz drift]

Hi oats

Hru

[shy garnet]

more mature matlab

[mellow sage]

2.33 h yaar duke

usme triumph ajaegi isiliye confused

[sour sandal]

To uhm @quaint shuttle are you trynna say nikhil is a murderer and a victim?

[topaz drift]

I kill the person I like , so that they can never unlike me

[sour sandal]

Idk yaar YouTube it

How to

[topaz drift]

Both

[sour sandal]

Apko jahanum se gaali dere honge wo log

[sour sandal]

Hein

[outer gale]

200 bhi 2.20

[topaz drift]

I can't see them , that's why I can't believe there is jahanum

I am victim of love

I was never loved by anyone

[sour sandal]

You'll go to one soon dw

I mean he died no?

[topaz drift]

One time someone loved me , I spat in her coffee

[maiden fjord]

ye padhai kyu nhi kr leta

[topaz drift]

Oh

[maiden fjord]

din bhar dc dc dc

[topaz drift]

Yes

[sour sandal]

Chats hi to padh rhe h 😭😭😭