general-chat

[restive dagger]

Keep scrolling

[balmy dagger]

bruhh

[azure slate]

looks like a crazy guy

[restive dagger]

Hi rasna

[indigo umbra]

Ofc

[shy garnet]

ohh. Kisiko dekh raha tha?

[balmy dagger]

obv 😭

[maiden fjord]

some one was masturbating in public

[balmy dagger]

abe ye kya ques h

[maiden fjord]

and then comes nikhil

[shy garnet]

oh

[worthy ingot]

It's not non luxury

[balmy dagger]

mera to murder hone vala h soon

[shy garnet]

toh crime hoga woh. Agar waisa kiya

[maiden fjord]

when

[azure slate]

Better to keep distance and take help from someone

[shy garnet]

Hi mehak ji

[balmy dagger]

I'll talk about this clg valo se

usse phle na ho bas kuch

[queen field]

bro it sounds offensive to me, I was only scrolling cause you were not in the chat

damn

kobe

game's just starting

[maiden fjord]

uki

[shy garnet]

okay. Kahi se proof mil skga? Ki stalk kar raha

[queen field]

😭 bro

[maiden fjord]

hi

[queen field]

hello aryan

[balmy dagger]

me and 2 fren witness?

[maiden fjord]

when will u get mingle uki

[shy garnet]

giod. Kardo complain

[maiden fjord]

genuine qs

[balmy dagger]

yaya

[past shuttle]

kya chalra

[balmy dagger]

how to send a post guys

speed post maybe

[past shuttle]

hehe

[azure slate]

Post office

[shy garnet]

dtdc near you..search

[balmy dagger]

koi bhi ya jidhr tum rhte ho udhar ka hi?

[queen field]

Bruh why do you care so much, I ask you the same question

[balmy dagger]

or ye phunch jata na

[queen field]

[balmy dagger]

bich mein gayab to nhi ho jayega

[maiden fjord]

why not

[azure slate]

You can send post from anywhere

[shy garnet]

tracking no dete..i have used dtdc

[balmy dagger]

dtdc

[azure slate]

Ajkal toh ghar se bhi collect kar lete hai

[balmy dagger]

dtdc kya hota vse 😅

Indian post?

[shy garnet]

private courier service

[balmy dagger]

kesa h

[shy garnet]

idk

[balmy dagger]

acha

[queen field]

Indian post

Goated

[balmy dagger]

fr?

[queen field]

Cheapest out of them all

[azure slate]

How old are you?

[balmy dagger]

bees 🐝

[queen field]

I ask you the same question though

[balmy dagger]

ouu

[azure slate]

You never couriered or sent a post till now?

[balmy dagger]

naur

😅

[shy garnet]

papa ki pari

[queen field]

I'm going tom to inquire

[azure slate]

Next gen is built different

[prime zinc]

hi

[balmy dagger]

aww

[queen field]

People are calling them next gen as if they are 30 wtf

[balmy dagger]

so your dad never loved you

and spoiled you

sed for you

[queen field]

Oh damn

[shy garnet]

yes

[balmy dagger]

🤭

[shy garnet]

true actually

[queen field]

shots fired

[queen field]

🫂

[shy garnet]

papa ka para suna kabhi?

[balmy dagger]

tell me about it later

[shy garnet]

pari hota bas

[queen field]

Mummy ka magarmach types

[balmy dagger]

lame ah

[azure slate]

I never realised that nowadays people wouldn't have idea about post

[queen field]

I'm going to check it myself tomorrow for the first time lol

[shy garnet]

are theek hai

[queen field]

Speed post ki jarurat sirf rakhi pr pdti hai voh bhi sisters ko never used it

[shy garnet]

chalta hai

[azure slate]

I guess since digital india use of post has reduced a lot

[shy garnet]

kabhi zarurat hi nahi padi hogi post krne ki

[queen field]

Alright

[shy garnet]

yes

[queen field]

Digital india

[azure slate]

Pehle har chiz ka physical document hota tha toh post kaafi common tha use karna

[north palm]

raznaaaaaaaawwwww

[shy garnet]

Tell me you are a millenial without telling me you are millenial

[shy garnet]

sawwgggyy

[queen field]

Huh

[azure slate]

I am technically a gen z

[queen field]

nvm

[shy garnet]

OOhh

[azure slate]

Early gen z

[shy garnet]

ye wale sahi hote

jo genz by date lekin millenial by nature

balanced log

like me

[north palm]

muzse sax lelo aap

[azure slate]

Yeah i just fall in middle in scale of millenial and genz can relate to both at some part and couldn't relate to both for other parts

[north palm]

@shy garnet ek question

[shy garnet]

eww

[shy garnet]

exactly

.same

[shy garnet]

ha

[storm snow]

vc krte aaj

[restive dagger]

Wsp

[restive dagger]

Bro wha ahahah

Well i didn’t mean to offend u

[shy garnet]

good hu. Wbu

[north palm]

why do we say ki mujhe latring aari hai
but in reality latring is moving out of our body
to shouldnt we say ki "latring jaari hai"? think bout it

[shy garnet]

baapre meko laga kuch serious question hoga

[shy garnet]

when we say latring ari hai, its coz brain ko woh signal "aaraha"..ki latrin is reaching to a place jaha se bahar ..

[north palm]

ohh mtlb latring jis chhed se nikalta we tok bout that

[shy garnet]

yus

[queen field]

wtf

[queen field]

that's a fucking dope analogy though ngl

[prime zinc]

oho ohohohoh

[queen field]

bro I'm so bored now it would've been better if I went to the party

nah it would've been worse I believe

[lapis lintel]

@quaint shuttle

[sour sandal]

Aww rest krlo 🫂🫂🫂

[inland path]

deadchat

[fringe quest]

[scarlet plank]

time?

[crisp frost]

You when

?

[worthy ingot]

Aap ki kashish

*still trying to find kashish *

[lusty mantle]

Kuzz ni

[lusty mantle]

Yes qt

[storm snow]

aap btao

[uncut bronze]

[topaz drift]

Tharki chokro aayo re ban ke mhaaro mehmaan

[north palm]

[dense mortar]

🌸

[north palm]

peri peri

[restive dagger]

Greatt

[sour sandal]

Ab btao abhi theek feel krre ho?

[restive dagger]

You nvr know why didn’t u go tho?

[north palm]

aalsi aalu

mehak mangal

[sour sandal]

Bolo ji

[north palm]

kuch ni

[sour sandal]

Sojao

[north palm]

no

[queen field]

I don't know, I don't think I settle well in parties and all

[north palm]

i dun tek orders

[queen field]

but I should've gone damn tf who knows

but it is what it is

[inland path]

mist

[sour sandal]

Saggytitrius ji... Aapse nivedan hai hum sab par favour krke sone chale jao

Lo request krdi

[inland path]

rajasthani

laga hi tha tu hi h

[north palm]

abhi to khana ni khaya

[sour sandal]

Kya kroge khake?

[inland path]

sp se baat hoti? @queen field

[sour sandal]

Sone se zyada important h khana khana?

[north palm]

mar jaunga subah se ni khaya

[prime zinc]

hi

[north palm]

depends konse sone ki baat kr rhe aap

[sour sandal]

To isme aapki galti hai

[queen field]

nah he left ig pr baat ki thi maine kuch time pehle though

[prime zinc]

lagne lagi ab zindagi

[sour sandal]

Sone ka ek hi matlab hota h bhaiya

[prime zinc]

khali hai meri

[north palm]

achha

[inland path]

shaadi ho gai hogi ab to

[topaz drift]

Tharki chokro aayo re ban ke mhaaro mehmaan

[topaz drift]

[sour sandal]

Hanji

[north palm]

gold

[queen field]

tf

nahi bhai

[topaz drift]

[north palm]

congrats chuchilele bhai

[sour sandal]

Ab gold statement de hi diya h to ek tola sona ke paise bhi de hi do

[queen field]

switching to sad punjabi bangers

[inland path]

ho jaani chahiye thi

[queen field]

bruh

what's up with the name 😂

[north palm]

ni aap stranger ho

[queen field]

not really

[north palm]

kuss ni typo

[sour sandal]

Im stranger but i ain't giving you a candy, na

[shy garnet]

wah aaj ye use nai horaha

[north palm]

i would have considered if u gave me a candy

[sour sandal]

Hmm... But nahi de rhi usse kaam chalao

[hoary robin]

[north palm]

mat de

[sour sandal]

Paise nikalo na bhaiya

Aapke jaise baal paane ke Liye dyson chahiye

[north palm]

aap muze bhaiya kyu bol rhe ho didi im just 18

[shy garnet]

risii ki femail version

[distant pawn]

Candy mat Khao sugar hojaygi

[distant pawn]

Kasa ?

[sour sandal]

Main to bolungi bhaiya

Any problem?

[north palm]

ok didi bol lo

[sour sandal]

Ok bhaiya

[north palm]

ni coi problem ni

[sour sandal]

Rakshabandhan mein dyson pakka h na mera?

[scarlet plank]

thoda jaldi gharpe guest hai

[shy garnet]

ab dyson kya reply bhi nai ayega

[north palm]

cant promise a dyson but can promise a son to die for

[sour sandal]

Ohoooo mera bhatija

[north palm]

[sour sandal]

Done deal

Naam Main rkhungi

[north palm]

yess

[sour sandal]

Lo aagya

[north palm]

kya rkhoge

[sour sandal]

Hence proved you are wrong

[mighty ingot]

Yoo yoo what's going on here

[sour sandal]

Yaar soche the kuch naam

[restive dagger]

Wo jab nightly depression hit krega tb krungi na

[north palm]

mere bachhe ka naam karan

[restive dagger]

Acha u like to waste ur time here on dc

[inland path]

ho gao hogi ek msg karna usko bolna klaus yaad karra tha

[shy garnet]

ab india ghumlo..220din

[inland path]

i prefer wasting time on snap

[restive dagger]

Kisko yaad krte rehta

[sour sandal]

Optimus prime tha but vo dusre dost ke bache ke liye socha h

[inland path]

sp karke ek dost tha

[restive dagger]

Kitni ldkia h

[sour sandal]

Aapke bete ke Liye kuch aur naam sochungi

[inland path]

bohot h
why u jealous though

[restive dagger]

Awhh

[mighty ingot]

@north palm 🫣

[restive dagger]

20 not 220

[north palm]

latring rkh dein mere bete ka naam?

[restive dagger]

Yaar mat krwao na yaad

[inland path]

[restive dagger]

Funny how tum

[distant pawn]

Lazy tomato 🍅

[restive dagger]

Ho*

[mighty ingot]

Han ik dmm mst

[sour sandal]

Apki biwi aapko chappal se marengi

[shy garnet]

hha typo. Ye baat bolte hi lol

[sour sandal]

Ohhh nice idea

[inland path]

bs tumhare chehre pr khushi aayi na

best

[north palm]

aap bhi bata do bhaiji name

[shy garnet]

jo hota acche ke lie hota

[north palm]

to kya rkhu fir

[restive dagger]

Wohii na remind ni krwana hota abh to travel krke thkgai m n im not allowed to go sumwhere far away from here cuz they think india h koi kidnap krlega

[sour sandal]

Bache ki ma dhundlo pehle bhaiya

[mighty ingot]

Broo mene just abhi join kia ye. First time in discord btw😭

[distant pawn]

@topaz drift kai maa baap asa nahi kehta

[sour sandal]

Ya milgyi h already hehe

[restive dagger]

Rula dia

[sour sandal]

Hii welcome

[mighty ingot]

@north palm aaloo bhindi rkh do🥰

[inland path]

😔 vc aao i can change it

[restive dagger]

Aaungii bdme

[distant pawn]

Congratulations

[inland path]

baadme=nevaaa

[mighty ingot]

@sour sandal aree dhanyawad🫶🏻

[dusty thunder]

@north palm @outer gale oyee aaj program bithao

[shy garnet]

friends?cousins? Ke saath

[queen field]

what to do, you want to gamble some money or else suggest something better

[sour sandal]

Maze kro and bach kr rho 🤞

[queen field]

sure next time baat hogi toh I'll tell him

[north palm]

ohh hi sejal bro/sis welcome to discord
as a veteran in this shitty app
I would like to tell u some rules or best practices on DC

1. dont reveal who u are to everyone (keep things private)
2. no one cares how u tok in GC so tok shitt whatever u want
3. stay away from @topaz drift @frozen dew @outer gale bad peeps very bad
4. @shy garnet is the sweetest here

[mighty ingot]

@distant pawn 🫂

[dusty thunder]

waahhhhh

[queen field]

isn't lazy potato 18 why is he acting like 28

[dusty thunder]

wahhhh

[shy garnet]

wrong place to be

[lost pivot]

Mai bhi sweetest hu

[north palm]

tu kab kaam ayegi dhoondh ke laa

[sour sandal]

Blud I'm a gurl

[mighty ingot]

Bch ke mtlb🤨🤨

[sour sandal]

Bc mujhe khud nhi milra

[north palm]

tu meri letring saaf kr pehle dadhi se

[sour sandal]

Ahem creeps aayenge

[distant pawn]

Chii muja hug mat karoo

[lost pivot]

[mellow sage]

lode lag gaye bhai

[sour sandal]

Kya hua bhai

[mellow sage]

mereko migraine hai

[topaz drift]

[north palm]

tu ladki kyu dhudh rhi hai

[sour sandal]

Rest kro bhai

[mighty ingot]

Ayein?😭😭

[dusty thunder]

@north palm @outer gale aaj valo hai ya apni dosti nahi hai dekhlo

[sour sandal]

Bhai mere ladka dhundh rhi hu

[dusty thunder]

ohmg

[shy garnet]

irl mei dost hai toh waha jao>>>

[restive dagger]

But i wna go out of punjab to woh to nahi hai na possible

[lost pivot]

Dosti khtm ig

[mellow sage]

[topaz drift]

[sour sandal]

Khud ke Liye to mil nhi rha aapki cupid bnti phiru kha?

[north palm]

good suggestion

[dusty thunder]

gand faad deni maine inki

[sour sandal]

Awww 🫂🫂🫂 I hope you get well soon

[shy garnet]

kyu nai?

[distant pawn]

12 baje kai baad yha log gandi gandi batein karta hai mat ana online

[restive dagger]

Do my assignment

[lost pivot]

Arey

[dusty thunder]

india safe nahi hai

[north palm]

abe ghar pe hu no mouse

[dusty thunder]

mai bhi ghar par hun

[mighty ingot]

Acha iss way m keh rhe

[restive dagger]

Thanks for replying from my side

[shy garnet]

aisa kuch nai

[topaz drift]

Bhai sejal ko kyu bataya mai bad insaan hu

[distant pawn]

Tru hai vai I can empthaise with them

[north palm]

achha kaisa ladka chahiye didi aapko lemme search

[dusty thunder]

achaa

[topaz drift]

Galeech hu aisa bolta na

[topaz drift]

[shy garnet]

mumbai is good. Koi hill station chale jao otherwise..uttarakhand..thats close

[north palm]

abe to mouse ni hai na mere paas

[topaz drift]

[distant pawn]

Baki safe jgha btw mera yha fans or haters bhi hai miloga?

[queen field]

my opinion is still the same lol

[dusty thunder]

gharwale akele jane ni denge, aur gharwale kyu hi jayenge ghumne

[inland path]

@restive dagger surat safe h vaha jaake aao

[sour sandal]

Yaar dil ka acha ho, lamba ho, mast insaan ho funny ho yapp sun ske, khana bnana aata ho, chutiya na ho, respect krta ho.... List kaafi lmbi h kabhi vc mein btaungi

[dusty thunder]

aaj to chahe blinkit krle mouse

[queen field]

what's the assignment?

[shy garnet]

cousins/frens ke saath bhai. Akele toh boring

[dusty thunder]

mereko dikhna chaiye valo me

[sour sandal]

No one ordered your opinion though. How about you keep it as internal thought?

[dusty thunder]

[topaz drift]

[mighty ingot]

Nhi smjh aaya kya likha h ye

[queen field]

omg alright

[sour sandal]

Kya hua ji

[queen field]

did I just use omg

[dusty thunder]

yayaaoath

[queen field]

shit

f

[sour sandal]

You Absolutely did

[north palm]

okk come vc 30 mins mai
candidates bulata hu

[topaz drift]

Saggy acha ladka hai , ye saari qualities hai usme

[shy garnet]

omziii potato waooo

[restive dagger]

So rude

[sour sandal]

Nope abhi nhi

[north palm]

darpok

[queen field]

bruh you switching teams

[restive dagger]

Mujhe pas ki city me jaane se bolte n ur saying mumbai prolly next time tho

[sour sandal]

Bhaiya neend aari h mujhe sone jana h

[dusty thunder]

sab hi rude hai, mera hello bhi rude, mera good night bhi rude, good morning bhi rude

[distant pawn]

Rest things are safe on discord by the way (btw) I have my fans and haters in this server wanna meet them (abb samja?)

[sour sandal]

Good for him, but vo to bhaiya h mera

[north palm]

10 baje kon sota hai ew
mard bano didi

[restive dagger]

[queen field]

my bad my bad

[sour sandal]

Ahem... Kya hua 😭😭😭

[shy garnet]

ohh. Tough. Canada bhej diye, uttarakhand nai? Lol

[restive dagger]

Ye bhi rude

[sour sandal]

Aree gwenchana gwenchana

[queen field]

ldaku ldki

wtf is gwenchana

[restive dagger]

Wahan bhi unke sth he toh rehti

[queen field]

[inland path]

sachi safe h mere ghar wale achhe se welcome karege

[topaz drift]

Bhaiya kyu bana liya

[shy garnet]

give comeback, i will come in yours

[dusty thunder]

wah

[restive dagger]

I wish

[mighty ingot]

Acha ye kya. Han btao fir

[sour sandal]

To kya bnana tha? Uncle?

[north palm]

paise de

[dusty thunder]

valo aaiyo aaj oye

[restive dagger]

I lit told u before

[north palm]

[shy garnet]

ohh. Siblings hai tera koi?

[topaz drift]

Saiyaan

[queen field]

unki age bahut choti hai lol

[dusty thunder]

baap ka nahi hai kya terepe office mouse?

[restive dagger]

Yea y

[sour sandal]

Nahi yaar discord pr pyaar no thank you 🙏

[queen field]

you didn't

[shy garnet]

yapper potato chupi hai andar

[topaz drift]

[sour sandal]

I'm happy as a single Pringle

[dusty thunder]

good

[north palm]

lwde office mouse office mai hoga na baap ka aur jo hai usse latency khrab hoti

[sour sandal]

Ikr

[distant pawn]

@uneven vale he is my fan and @oak parcel is my hater....I am pretty famous here and its hard to be famous

[dusty thunder]

yeh nikhil jaise log hai ladiz hunt pe krte, online ladkiyo ko unsafe feel krwate

[shy garnet]

acha ab age choti hogyi?

[shy garnet]

older?

[restive dagger]

. @queen field

[north palm]

nikhil bsdk didi hai meri tameez se baat kr

[dusty thunder]

office mouse office me waah lode, latency to aese bolra jaise hai tu immortal 3

[storm snow]

jab bhi tu aur shloka comfortable ho meko ping krdo

[oak parcel]

Don't ping me I'm eating chaap with rumali roti lemme enjoy

[restive dagger]

Yeaa

[inland path]

yaar kab hogi free

[restive dagger]

Yall type so fast man

[restive dagger]

Mujhe khud ni pata

[mighty ingot]

Aree aap to bde aadmi nikle🫣😒

[shy garnet]

older sibling help buy freedom..you didnt get?

[dusty thunder]

razna vai aap ladiz ni ho

ladiz lagte ho but ho nahi

[inland path]

bs me busy na ho jaau

[crisp frost]

Simps do

[mighty ingot]

Niceeee nicee🫣

[crisp frost]

[scarlet plank]

accha okay

[north palm]

abe bsdk 800dpi pe aadat hai
isme 300 ayegi

[maiden fjord]

ap nhi ho bade ??

[shy garnet]

ofc meine kab kaha hu

[north palm]

hai

[sour sandal]

Didi tabhi hu jab aap mujhe dyson dilaoge. Nahi to you me stranger stranger ✌

[dusty thunder]

sensi change kr liyo fir

[oak parcel]

ap khaoge

[distant pawn]

arra abb itna bhi ego polish hehe

[restive dagger]

Na they all think im too young

[hoary robin]

Overtime

[inland path]

me to 840 dpi pr khelta hu

[distant pawn]

@crisp frost gym ka kya hua .

[dusty thunder]

batara hun

[distant pawn]

??

[dusty thunder]

850 me

[restive dagger]

Hojao

[inland path]

👍okay

[mighty ingot]

Nahhh 🥰

[shy garnet]

bhai jinko perms hoti woh ghumlete..shayla ko hi dekhle

[north palm]

matlab ka rishta??

[sour sandal]

Ayo I thought they are the one stealing the freedom?

[north palm]

gud

[inland path]

custom dpi>>

[shy garnet]

accha. Maybe in few years then..

[topaz drift]

Aaj kya tagda back pump aaya

[mighty ingot]

🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

[oak parcel]

Ok mujhe khane do bye

[restive dagger]

why’s everyone so rude to me

[topaz drift]

Ab mai sukhi haddi nahi raha

[inland path]

ef gnd maar rhi h fut ki

[dusty thunder]

logitech supermacy

[mighty ingot]

Byee byee

[sour sandal]

Aapne didi kyu bnaya then? Taaki apki biwi dhundhu and bacho ko naam du, right? Tb nhi h mtlb ka rishta?

[restive dagger]

Will try my best next year

[distant pawn]

Oyeee ya konsa emoji hai ya to mai pheli baar dekha fr

[inland path]

😔mujhe kya pata

[dusty thunder]

mai ladka hoke ni ghum para idhr

[maiden fjord]

[shy garnet]

bade hone ke baad they buy..chote mei toh only fights

[north palm]

ye to har didi ka dharm hota hai yrr

[inland path]

razor anyday

[crisp frost]

Bhai phele bhi reply Kara tha apne dekha nhi aaj day 2 tha +50 mins swimming bhi

[shy garnet]

mei bhi bhai. But baki log ka chill hota

[mighty ingot]

Aree kya baat kr rhe . Ye toh common ni tha 🙂‍↕️

[sour sandal]

Nahh I'm so not experiencing what ya tryna say

[shy garnet]

goodluck

[distant pawn]

Sorry for that....for abhi to mix chalra hoga ?

[sour sandal]

Haa to dyson dilana bhi har bhai ka dharm hota h

✌

[shy garnet]

mtlb bade siblings hote toh parents ko convince krlete..ki mei leta guarantee dw

[crisp frost]

Hnn

[north palm]

ok but pehle mera kaam

[sour sandal]

Aap bade sibling ho ya chote?

[sour sandal]

Maine aapko bhaiya pehle bnaya tha

[distant pawn]

i dont know btw kya kar tai hi aap student ?

[sour sandal]

Aapki age kitni h btw?

[dusty thunder]

razor ke vi ache hai

[shy garnet]

chote

[dusty thunder]

true

[inland path]

yup

[north palm]

ye koi baat ni hui dekho cheating hai ye

[sour sandal]

Yaar apke bade sibling to ache h bc

Mere to nhi h 😭

[sour sandal]

Everything is fair in love and war and getting a dyson

[distant pawn]

Trainer hai kya apka ?

[shy garnet]

bhai hoga toh protective hoga..wait few years

[mighty ingot]

Haan college m hu filhal

[sour sandal]

Nahhh bhen h 😭😭😭😭

[dusty thunder]

ek dyson me to bhaiya ke kapde fat jayenge

[mighty ingot]

You? @distant pawn

[shy garnet]

mere taraf se bhbhi gaali dedo fir

[sour sandal]

Satya vachan

[crisp frost]

Nana yt only

[distant pawn]

Nice nice...fir discord ki kya jarurat agyi lonely ho kya

[sour sandal]

Laat marke ghar se nikal degi vo. And maa baap will Support her 🤡🤡🤡

[north palm]

but priority must be your bhaiya getting a loving wife

[sour sandal]

Apni age to btao

[shy garnet]

woh topper wagerah hai kya?

[distant pawn]

Galt form mat karna bus

[sour sandal]

Nah

[maiden fjord]

@frozen dew kt ???

[mighty ingot]

2 din ke shaukk. Fir delete 🥰🥰

[queen field]

I didn't even know her age

[sour sandal]

Vo bas badi h thats it. I'm lwk more scared of her than my own damn parents 😭😭😭

[north palm]

16-22 ke bich

[queen field]

that's so generic though

[crisp frost]

Okii bhai

[shy garnet]

FFir Kaisi ajeeb si hai

[sour sandal]

Broski age btao na

[sour sandal]

Ajeeb thodi h?

[distant pawn]

v good kyuki yha sub depressed lonely berozgar smaj kai mana gira hua log hai

[sour sandal]

Isme ajeeb kya hona?

[north palm]

ek kiss ka hu

ikkis*

[sour sandal]

U have an older brother or older sister?

[distant pawn]

[shy garnet]

badi behen toh aur understanding honi chahiye na

[sour sandal]

Ohh perfect shaadi ki age

[sour sandal]

Vo h understanding no doubt

[shy garnet]

both

[north palm]

yes now get to work

[sour sandal]

But laat pehle wahi marti h

[sour sandal]

Damnn bruh all the best

[mighty ingot]

Huhhh 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[queen field]

[shy garnet]

toh bas fir

[sour sandal]

Shaadi. Com chalegi profile?

[distant pawn]

arsivad Hota hai

[sour sandal]

Ayo but still

It's a love hate

Typical sibling relationship

[sour sandal]

Absolutely not

[maiden fjord]

ek kiss

[sour sandal]

Aashirvaad mein dard nhi hota

[shy garnet]

as long as you get more than what she got..its alri

[north palm]

ni i want turu lub to grow
and not to choose from a marketplace

[sour sandal]

Well uhm I'm not getting more? I'm not even getting close to what she is getting?

[raven knot]

,

[sour sandal]

Acha ek secret btau saggy?

[distant pawn]

Asa a elder brother main bata skta hun ki aap hi phela koi ulti Sidhi harkat karta hoga

[shy garnet]

jaise?

[sour sandal]

Paisa babu paisaaa

[north palm]

turu lub is a myth chhodke kuch aur batana

[shy garnet]

when she was your age, usko zyada paisa milta tha?

[distant pawn]

@mighty ingot btw yha sab poetry kai shaukeeen hai... #acrredited section

[sour sandal]

Im actually ek kiss -1

[sour sandal]

Idk I never checked it

[frozen dew]

Was watching the
Girl with the dragon tattoo

Crazyy asf

Crazy

Crazy'

[north palm]

ohh aap bhi shadi krlo fir

[shy garnet]

wohi toh bol raha..same age,more things for you. I am 100% sure

[sour sandal]

Nahi yaar main to achi bachi hu saari baat manti hu

[sour sandal]

Mujhe to krni h ladka kaha se lau?

[mighty ingot]

Lg hi rha kisi ka name dekh k toh 🦆

[frozen dew]

Hi sejal

[dusty thunder]

oh hey lol

[frozen dew]

No hi lol no

[sour sandal]

Ye hota h use 2 log se padti thi gaaliya, mujhe 3 log se padti h

[shy garnet]

1st time kisi ladki ko dekha jo shadi se dhur nai bhaagrii

[frozen dew]

Kavi bklode I hate poetry

[distant pawn]

Nahi wo to real name hai mera kavi but really sab poetry karta hai accredited section explore karoo

[north palm]

dhundna padeaga wo to swayamvar karwayenge aapka vc mai

[shy garnet]

she will want good for you only. Kitna kaand krti jo gali pdti

[distant pawn]

jhuti

[sour sandal]

Bhai mast launda dhundna h mujhe settle ho jaungi then

[frozen dew]

@plush spindle bhai bhai bhai girl with the dragon tattoo is crazyyy

[sour sandal]

Kuch nhi krti bas peet kr chali jaati h 😭😭😭😭

[frozen dew]

L mentality

[distant pawn]

faak uu

[shy garnet]

independent nai banna?

[mighty ingot]

Check marti

[sour sandal]

Jo manna h manle bhai kya hi bolu

[glad widget]

iske aage hag diya tha inhone

[sour sandal]

Independent bhi bnna h

[shy garnet]

usko bol aisei ek din ttu shaadi krke chali jayegi..fir ana mat

[sour sandal]

I can be independent and settled down yk

[north palm]

yooii @glad widget

hru

[frozen dew]

Iske aage wdym? Ek aur part h

[shy garnet]

silver digger

[dusty thunder]

@glad widget weds @north palm

[sour sandal]

Vo bolegi nikal bkl

[dusty thunder]

better couple

[north palm]

oats

[shy garnet]

are uski shadi pehle hogi na

[near sedge]

They are gonna have wrinkled children

[sour sandal]

Silver digger hoti to ameer hoti bhaiya... @north palm se dyson nhi mangti

[sour sandal]

Ptani

[shy garnet]

kitni badi hai??

tere se

[sour sandal]

3 saal

[north palm]

no i turned straight last month

[distant pawn]

Kitna age difference hai apna or unma ?

[sour sandal]

"Your lie in April"

[sour sandal]

3 saal

[glad widget]

books mei yes

[dusty thunder]

they reportedly married in a private party, and expected to have kids this winter

[north palm]

[shy garnet]

wah. Dkno saath mei dhundlo koi 2 rich bhaiyyo ko

[glad widget]

i am good how are you

[mighty ingot]

@distant pawn just realized those poetry aren't made for me🥰

[sour sandal]

Nahh

[novel stirrup]

Genuinely

[glad widget]

mei toh ready hu

[novel stirrup]

Fuck yall

[sour sandal]

Rich dude kise chahiye

[distant pawn]

Ya to acha kasha hai

[sour sandal]

Khud rich bno

[sour sandal]

Kaha ye to theek h

[shy garnet]

toh independent and settled ek saath na hora

[glad widget]

nai shadi nai hui hai bas bachhe hai humare do twins

[sour sandal]

I've friends jinke siblings mein 5-6 saal ka difference h

[near sedge]

Soggy pfp are theirs kids

[lusty mantle]

not rilly

[distant pawn]

I mean whai theek hai...koi nahi didi hai arsivad smaj kai ek do lat Khao uska baad mummy sai complain

[restive dagger]

U js have to it on ethics

[glad widget]

hai na unke name hazzle and dazzle hai

[dusty thunder]

CT scan fr

[glad widget]

true true

[distant pawn]

I see koi nahi dheera dheera sab hi poet banjata hai

[north palm]

[glad widget]

mei nai ban paya kabhi

[distant pawn]

Pet ko vet kai paas lejao

[glad widget]

nikal ke phek de

[dusty thunder]

saggy tu tere bache ka naam logitech rakhiyo

[distant pawn]

np server mai bhi kam Ata ho aap

[north palm]

kyu

[glad widget]

elon musk jese special chracter rakh do mei toh bolta

[mighty ingot]

👾

[glad widget]

true hai woh toh

[north palm]

SKA-1 SKA-2 aise

rkh dunga

[glad widget]

sejal tere name ke aage statue of liberty kyu hai?

[dusty thunder]

X Æ A-Xii mishra

[glad widget]

ye toh aeroplane nai hai

[shy garnet]

doxx

[sour sandal]

Aree to aaram kro na aap 🥺🥺

[maiden fjord]

ok

[sour sandal]

Mummy peeche se bhen ko support krri hoti h at the time, main kya complain kru?

[north palm]

saggy ki aulad 1 2

[glad widget]

ou nvm woh sk1 tha

[glad widget]

aye haaye

[north palm]

[ancient orbit]

Soggy saggy

[frozen dew]

Damn ye book h

[sour sandal]

Biwi to dhundle naamkaran krne lg gya

[glad widget]

desi bhai long see no time

[frozen dew]

Bccc gaand faad di aaj to

4 movie

[north palm]

pre planning

[glad widget]

yess 3-4 books hai

[frozen dew]

Damnnnn

[sour sandal]

Ladki ke liye kri hoti to aaj aapki shaadi mein main dance krri hoti

[north palm]

kr to lu lekin ladkiya achhi kaha hoti hain

[glad widget]

saggy bhau impromptu karte hai sab

[ancient orbit]

Mujhe amit shah waali pfp yaad aa jaati hai 😂

[glad widget]

pre planning ki zarurat nai unhe

[glad widget]

woh toh ghum gayi yarr 🚟

[north palm]

true hai

[sour sandal]

Vahi krre h preplanning 😭🙏

Main to bolri hu mt hi kro

[glad widget]

kya pata bandi/banda ho

[sour sandal]

Vahiii maine to pucha hi

[glad widget]

mei he hu banda toh wese

[sour sandal]

Ek second... Kahi.. Aap hi to nhi

[shy garnet]

Ignore Krdis potato

[sour sandal]

Kya hua ji 😭

[glad widget]

sahi pakde hai

[shy garnet]

scroll up

[north palm]

[sour sandal]

Are badhai ho badhai hoooooooo

[sour sandal]

Dyson aajana chahiye delhi

[north palm]

kyu ladki to milne do

[ancient orbit]

Kya haal

[sour sandal]

Kyu?

[north palm]

outs

[glad widget]

badhai bas? 1001 rs gpay karo shagun ke

bol

[sour sandal]

Partner chahiye tha na mil to gya

[shy garnet]

aur kaise hoga?

[sour sandal]

Qr code do abhi krti hu

[glad widget]

bas chal raha just exam khatam hue tu bata

[glad widget]

dm dekho

[north palm]

ladis gender wali femail chahiye thi

[lusty mantle]

Kr ri

[glad widget]

tf?

[sour sandal]

Vo meri tension h aap kyu lere ho tension?

[sour sandal]

Wait

Nai aaya kuch

[glad widget]

sach mei bhej na tha kya

[sour sandal]

Soggy itna pyaar insaan h yaar anyone would be lucky to have him kya femails se compare krre ho yaar

[glad widget]

nai samjha

merko pizza khilane wali thi tu isse yaad aaya

[sour sandal]

Shaadi kro main khud haatho mein dene aaungi lifafa

[sour sandal]

Good good 🥺🥺

[north palm]

ladis gender iz good for emotional support
gents gender ka EQ low hota

[crisp frost]

I'll send my qr

[glad widget]

terko kyu bulayenge but hum hum toh court marrige kar rahe

[quartz aurora]

Dheeraj ne naam hide Kiya he saggy ka waha niche pura clear dikh rha wese

[glad widget]

bas bday ka khila de

[sour sandal]

Haa to jo femail ka apke saath reh kr EQ kam hoga uska kya?

[sour sandal]

Aree bhai ab to mujhe bulana bnta h yaar

[north palm]

mera to achha hai

[sour sandal]

Saggy ki bhen hu yaar

[north palm]

jaisa muze lgta

[distant pawn]

Sed to hear that injustice behavior u are suffering in house by ur loved once only i would highly recommend to contact any child support activist or child helpline all the best for up coming events...

[sour sandal]

Kaha se ho aap?

[inland path]

@calm breach happy birthday

[lost pivot]

[sour sandal]

Thank you so much for showing me this support 🥹

[quartz aurora]

@calm breach happy birthday

[glad widget]

i did wish bhi kiya tha mene

[north palm]

MP

[glad widget]

@calm breach happy birthday

[sour sandal]

Achaa

[lost pivot]

[ancient orbit]

Bas yaar wahi job jub

[glad widget]

rishwat lagegi

[dusty thunder]

]

[lost pivot]

(

[sour sandal]

And ji aapko kyu lgta h aapka EQ high h?

[north palm]

aap kidhar se ho didi

[maiden fjord]

[sour sandal]

Acha ji

[inland path]

@calm breach happy birthday bestesttt buddy

[quartz aurora]

)

[glad widget]

its in march mene belated happy bday wish kiya tha

[sour sandal]

Ss leke police ko bhej du ghus mang rha h?

[quartz aurora]

÷

[glad widget]

@calm breach happy birthday bestesttt buddy

[sour sandal]

Delhi se bhaiya

[outer gale]

Wydm nihh

[quartz aurora]

@calm breach happy birthday bestesttt buddy

[glad widget]

brother in law ke sath esa karegi ab 🚟

[scarlet plank]

@storm snow Shloka ke endsem hai he's studying

[lost pivot]

[sour sandal]

Brother in law ki mummy ki chappal

[glad widget]

i am not interested in dating anyone

[uneven vale]

I'm not your fan. I'm your alt account

[lost pivot]

Innocent asf

[uneven vale]

I'm right wing's Varun Grover

[glad widget]

meri ya saggy ki mummy?

[north palm]

cuz i can recognize my own emotions as they happen
i can think before reacting when in any anger or stressed situation

[lost pivot]

😂

[sour sandal]

Mujhe kya

[quartz aurora]

@strange dome hi meri judwa

[glad widget]

tu sath mai baithegi toh he

toh nai baith na

[sour sandal]

Sb Asian mummy's ki chappal pd jaye aapko maza aayega

[sour sandal]

Okay... That's great

[distant pawn]

No problem agar future mai koi dikkat ho to bina kisi doubt or hesitation kai muja mat bolna

[sour sandal]

To apko ragebaiting bandi chahiye?

[glad widget]

itni chapplo ka karunga kya mei? badmash company khol lu?

[quartz aurora]

@keen wasp @glass root @heavy flint

[glad widget]

no u

[queen field]

damn oath I missed you

[distant pawn]

Dedunga autograph bhai izzat ka bhaji pala mat karo

[queen field]

how are you?

[sour sandal]

Aapko kyu hi bolungi yaar itne bure din thodi aaye h

[dusty thunder]

the less i know better

[sour sandal]

Nahi. Sudhar jao kya pta

[north palm]

people call me a good listener
itni qualitities achhi hai na didi?

[glad widget]

so?

[queen field]

I didn't see no good people that's why

[quartz aurora]

@distant pawn @hearty wasp

[uneven vale]

mai khudka autograph kyu chahunga

[maiden fjord]

same

[sour sandal]

Aur qualities apnane mein kuch galat nahi h though

[queen field]

playing too hard

[ivory pilot]

[glad widget]

no u

[maiden fjord]

which game

[sour sandal]

Ayoo sup brooo

[ivory pilot]

ye gc kab band hogi?

[uneven vale]

@quasi pollen You from Mumbai?

[ivory pilot]

all good usay

[north palm]

haa im toh always ready for new stuff

[sour sandal]

Lazy as always 😁

[queen field]

you say thankyou when someone compliments you yes that's the way yess

[sour sandal]

Seekho then. Kisne roka h?

[uneven vale]

Bhaji Pala is an interesting phrase @distant pawn

Itne sare Kavi hai ifhar

[queen field]

😭 bruh whyyy

[sour sandal]

Seekho then kaise ladkiya nhi aayengi aapke pass

[maiden fjord]

ok

[north palm]

oki

[queen field]

brohhh

that's the way

[maiden fjord]

don't tell

[ivory pilot]

wow then

[queen field]

[dusty thunder]

amazon ki sell vaghera chalri kya bc

din ke 3 wp pe msg aagye

[sour sandal]

Yeah crazy, right?

[dusty thunder]

2 email aagye

[ivory pilot]

yes'\

[queen field]

aryan do you play dumn ya tum ho hee aise

[sour sandal]

Are bade charadmod h amazon wale

[ivory pilot]

kiske

[sour sandal]

Messages jaake check kro waha bhi aaye honge

[north palm]

ugly hu isliye
5'1 hu
kaala hu
pimples hain muze
takla hu

[ivory pilot]

summer sale aane wali h

[maiden fjord]

i am dum ig

[topaz drift]

Bsdk pfp me curly baal mere hai ?

[sour sandal]

Liar. U said u have naturally curly hair

[queen field]

ugly hu isliye
5'1 hu
kaala hu
pimples hain muze
takla hu

[maiden fjord]

ok

[topaz drift]

ugly hu isliye
5'1 hu
kaala hu
pimples hain muze
takla hu

[north palm]

purani photo

[maiden fjord]

[sour sandal]

Shakal mein kya rkha h yaar vaise bhi

[dusty thunder]

wahi bc, itna kya mai to kuch add to cart bhi ni kr rakha

[queen field]

[north palm]

areh to takla to koi bhi ho skta hai

[dusty thunder]

amazon

[topaz drift]

[quartz aurora]

@maiden fjord @glass flint

[dusty thunder]

kya kharidu batao

[queen field]

isn't she the one who told ki acha dikhne wala ldka chaiye

[dusty thunder]

bihari bhi hun

[sour sandal]

Ptani kya bakchodi h main to mangwati hi nhi waha se ab

[prime zinc]

oh hi

[quartz aurora]

@prime zinc @west phoenix @hollow drift

[sour sandal]

Kya hua

[topaz drift]

Gaali dede par bihari mat bol

[sour sandal]

Wig pehen le

[dusty thunder]

flipkart me theek mera, delivery wala jaankar voh open box delivery krwa deta

[dusty thunder]

maderchod

[maiden fjord]

there is no she💔

[sour sandal]

Ohh

[prime zinc]

ok bro

[sour sandal]

Maine to nhi manwaya h zyada flipkart se

But amazon to barbaad h bhai

[ivory pilot]

ps lele suna h thode din baad mehenga hoga

[quartz aurora]

@pallid mulch

[north palm]

kabhi to udegi

[dusty thunder]

gand ka chhed badde hojayenge mere

[sour sandal]

Glue lga nhi udti

Turkey ja hair transplant krale

[ivory pilot]

🤣 best time h bhai

[sour sandal]

If you want ,you would

[north palm]

@sour sandal meet @dusty thunder very qualified male candidate aapke liye
tall , good looking , funny , ameer, intelligent

[storm snow]

tu free hai?

[north palm]

could match for my sistahh

[sour sandal]

I'm fine without men who are ameer

[dusty thunder]

kya scene ho rakha, maine peanut butter mangwaya tha ek me seal hi ni thi 10 din baad refund diye bhadwe

[dusty thunder]

istanbul jaake galiyo me billliya bhi chhed aaiyo @north palm

[topaz drift]

[sour sandal]

Aapne peanut butter amazon se mangwaya hi kyu😭😭 blinkit krlete

[ivory pilot]

mein keh raha abhi lele apne bacche ko kya moo dikhayega

[north palm]

fir to hes perfect

[sour sandal]

Achi baat h good for him bhai

[dusty thunder]

sasta padra tha

[north palm]

onli billiya im getting

[sour sandal]

Bola na no pyaar in dc

[dusty thunder]

1kg x2 mangwaya sasta pada

[sour sandal]

Paidal jaake le aate aur sasta padta

[topaz drift]

@outer gale

[north palm]

areh try to crow aap achha gents gender ka ladka hai

[dusty thunder]

abhi kamalu, varna mere ghar wale mera bhi muh ni dekhenge varna

[sour sandal]

Kya try kru? Flirt krna h kya?

[dusty thunder]

itna sasta to ni milta jitne ka mereko mila

[north palm]

@dusty thunder sell urself

[ivory pilot]

🤣 ye bhi theek h

[outer gale]

[topaz drift]

Huh lagta hau mai invisible hu

[sour sandal]

Achaa good for you buddy

[dusty thunder]

mereko kyu halal krna

[north palm]

nikhil aaj uno ka bday hai

[topaz drift]

Aapke aankho wali pfp kaha gyi

[north palm]

@flint dagger hjapi bday

[topaz drift]

Wish kr diya

[sour sandal]

Aise to aapko biwi na milne wali bhai

[dusty thunder]

wahi, dekhre i pill?

[north palm]

kyu 💔

[dusty thunder]

yuuppp, aur batao what do you do?

[ivory pilot]

@dusty thunder 20 din ke trip ka 1.14L kharche ho gye

[topaz drift]

Happy budday @flint dagger 🥳

[dusty thunder]

@flint dagger happy birthday

[sour sandal]

What do i do? Good question. Idk

[shy garnet]

lazy potato 1..saggy 0

[dusty thunder]

konsa continent ghumke aare

[ivory pilot]

samjha nhi

[sour sandal]

Kuch nhi bas aapki harkato se vibes aisi aari hain

[ivory pilot]

abe india tour

[dusty thunder]

yes, what do you dooo?

[north palm]

abe firse chalu hogya kal shayla ko haraya mai

[dusty thunder]

ipl dekhre?

[sour sandal]

Thanku thanku 😁😁

[north palm]

kaisi vibes

[shy garnet]

se haara*

[sour sandal]

What do i dooo??

[dusty thunder]

saggy ladkiyo se dabb jata hai

[lost pivot]

[north palm]

no ask her

i won

[ivory pilot]

north-east,mp aur bareilly

[sour sandal]

Selmon bhai

[dusty thunder]

wahh

[sour sandal]

Future mein

[topaz drift]

Saggy ke daba jaate hai ladke

[sour sandal]

You will be

[dusty thunder]

fir to ofc lagengeee

[sour sandal]

Regarding marriage situation

[dusty thunder]

ok nvm

[dusty thunder]

saggy to submissive hai

iski biwi isko to uthake aur chod hi degi

[ivory pilot]

hmm mere yaha ke saare savings khatam hone wale hain

[dusty thunder]

1.2 lakh ki saving hona mera dream hai

[topaz drift]

Iski biwi isko belt se maaregi

[sour sandal]

Btane layak hota to bta hi deti 🫠

[north palm]

nahh dawg im not incel 😭

[dusty thunder]

legit

[sour sandal]

Dekh bhai time h sudhar skta h sudharle

[dusty thunder]

bcom, bba krti kya?

[sour sandal]

Nahi nahi

Vo nhi

[dusty thunder]

berozgar?

[distant pawn]

Why?

[sour sandal]

Somewhat

[ivory pilot]

abe 1.2l kaafi kam h bhai tujhe pata bhi nhi chalega kab udd gaye

[north palm]

🤣 okie didi i will try

[sour sandal]

Ye aap pfp mein itne gusse mein kyu ho?

[shy garnet]

mei toh na sehta saggy

[ivory pilot]

dream big bhay @dusty thunder

[distant pawn]

But kavi is my real name

[north palm]

gussa kaha hu

normal hi hai

[distant pawn]

Gud for me

[sour sandal]

Eyebrows se lg rha h

[north palm]

wo thoda hunter eyez

[frozen dew]

Fight club dekhi h kisine

[dusty thunder]

mai to udata hi nahi to itne save hi ni kr rakhe

[sour sandal]

Gud for me too, mate

[dusty thunder]

oh demn niceee

[sour sandal]

Ohhhhh

Got it got it

[dusty thunder]

?av @topaz drift

[sour sandal]

Woah there's nothing nice about it

[queen field]

razna are you up for a match straight up 1+0?

[prime zinc]

ye snax ka svr nahi hai babu

[ivory pilot]

ohhhoo acha kuch investments wagera try kiya?

[queen field]

[topaz drift]

[distant pawn]

Mate wate mat bolo muja i have reputation to maintain in response to my standards and people around me

[dusty thunder]

everything is nice in their own way

[queen field]

@shy garnet

[dusty thunder]

waha to kyu hi krna

ladkiya idhr hi aayengi

[ivory pilot]

snax kon h 🤔

[dusty thunder]

voh mere papa barabar kr rakhe

[distant pawn]

Saggy 4 ghanta sai yahi pada hai

[dusty thunder]

crypto me patak rakhe

[distant pawn]

Kuch kaam akrla

[sour sandal]

Bhaiya hindi bolo raat ko angrezi sar ke upar se jaati h

[dusty thunder]

jaha se maine aapko gali dene pe ban kiya tha

[ivory pilot]

tu nhi karta? apna

[sour sandal]

Acha ji

[dusty thunder]

meri saving ka kr rakha

thode fd

[ivory pilot]

ye kab hua

[dusty thunder]

thoda mini stocks

[distant pawn]

Haan ya to Urdu mai likha haina

[north palm]

ni 2 ghnte 16 min

[ivory pilot]

ye kaafi acha kaam kiya tune

[dusty thunder]

ji jie

[prime zinc]

perms na haina bubu

[distant pawn]

Fir thik hai

[sour sandal]

Ye to 5 saal ka bacha bhi bol le

[ivory pilot]

good then kitna grow hua

[sour sandal]

Plij

[sour sandal]

Okay ji

[dusty thunder]

yaad kro yeh saggy bhadwe ke kehne pe tum udhr aaye the kuch to bolke gye the

[north palm]

@stoic mountain missu too

[dusty thunder]

han mtlb mereko to meri saving chhedne ka hi mann ni krta

😭

[ivory pilot]

hhaan haan i got it aa gya samjh